David is just the hood version of Caillou

He is the reason Wikipedia has an entire page dedicated to each and every war crime

David is the kind of kid to break something and blame it on a imaginary friend

David is the definition of "use a condom"

"Kids aren't supposed to be cursing, DUMBASS" is my favorite quote in this whole video

David is the mastermind behind every single tragedy to have ever happened in history

"Imagine Homelander. There you go."

"David! What have you done!? You started a nuclear war!" "I'm sowwry..." "Aww, I can't stay mad at you."

The fact David says he swears because his dad does it, and we NEVER see the dad, this kid truly is fatherless in his life

"He has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals."

That Ninjago outro was so outta nowhere, shit had me reeling

David is the definition of "he's too powerful to be left alive"

David never thought before his actions destroying homes,property and animals disturbing the peace just for his amusement.

David deserves a seat at the round table of black air force activity.

"Beat his ass!!" My mom to me 💀

I read this book as a kid. I remember me and my friends laughing our asses off this.😂

Others: "Caillou is the most insufferable child in children's media" David: *Hold my crayons*

David is literally the physical manifestation of the phrase “some men, just wanna watch the world burn.”

Beware the menace. Beware the terror. A monster so horrifying, that even his name causes all to trembles in fear. He. Is. David... But the nostalgia in those books. =)

Step aside Cailou, there's a new brat in town.

People always talk about how great homelander is as a villain and a character but nobody EVER payed attention to this sneaky little demon................. *David*

Teacher reading the story: “David’s a really bad kid isn’t he?” Us as children: “That’s no kid… that is an uncontrollable force of nature.”

“Smack him out the chair!” Is crazy! Bros a straight menace to society. 😅😂😂😂😂

*breaks grandmothers urn* "NO DAVID"

no david's art style was absolutely terrifying as a kid and it still is

The only explainable reason David got Christmas presents was that Santa himself was so terrified of David, so petrified by his behavior, that the only thing he could do was give David presents rather than seeing the terror he would unleash on the world if David didn’t get presents.

7:38 AWOOP JUMP ScAree

I remember when my mom read this to me. I only had to listen to 1 book, and he’s a menace.

David: *kills 11 people* David:I’m sorry Mom:all is forgiven

Imagine being named David and having everyone in Elementary school mess with you because of these books. THAT HAPPENED TO ME.

David absolutely grows up to become the Joker and you cannot convince me otherwise.

I remember a book about depression & how to get out of it. It was a gloomy guy with a cat who took everything from his world & used it to make a cake out of it & the world begins a new & becomes beautiful.

I remember “No David!” as a kid. He was shown to me and my class in school as an example of everything we shouldn’t be. We were always disgusted by David. He was just made a gross way to teach us to never do the things he does by showing how disgusting it looks.

HIM EATING THE DOG TREATS IN FRONT OF HIS DOG THO LMAO 😭😭 truly a force to be reckoned with

As a war criminal from the American-Afghanistan war this sounds like a documentary about me

"And you know what david said" *Crunching menacingly*

What's even more scary is that the author of the book series said that the books were based off things HE did as a child. 😳😳😳

we should start a petition for a 9th book to be made where david finally learns a goddamn lesson

5:49 I wAs HuNgUiE got me rolling on the floor🤣🤣🤣

You know what David said " ( chews crunches ) " I was hungry " 😂😂😂😂

I had this book as a kid. I had nightmares that David would chew up my legos. You can imagine my horror when I woke up to find chewed legos on my bedroom floor. I later discovered that it was my dog.

I like that David's just bad for the sake of being bad. He doesn't have any goals or motivations. He's just here to cause trouble because he can and feels like it. It really adds a whole new sense of depth to his character that not every kid can understand from a young age at first, but as they get older, they start to understand the kind of manipulative, malevolent monster he truly is. I certainly never understood as a kid. The most I ever got out of these book was that he could have been based off the author, David Shannon, as a child. Pretty deep stuff for a kids book.

0:15 When I saw deji I started laughing 😭😭😭😂 just the way he was expressing his rage

LMAOOOO! The voice you mocked David with 😂

I always felt bad for David as a kid reading the book, probably has an abusive father or something. I had no idea how deep this went, he’s a monster. Undeserving of sympathy

I vividly recall getting “No David” from the library as a young child. My mother read it to me and DESPISED it. She told me if I ever acted like that I’d be getting a lot more then just a time out 😂

“Oh wait” “THERE ARE NONE” -Degenerocity

David's mom: I LOVE YOU DAVID also David:causes 3rd degree war crimes

David was that kid who made even the school bullies feel uncomfortable when reading his books

I remember as a kid reading the one where he does some bad things and then it cuts to his birthday party where no one showed up, and I didn't feel sorry for him in the slightest.

American Psycho: The Origin Series

4:47 same with middle school

His mother, kneeling in pain on the ground, looks up to her son and sees his cold, evil eyes. She cries out to him, say “D-David…You didn’t have to do that…To all those people…To me…” David simply stared at her, then revealing a menacing grin. All he said to her was a whisper…and all he said was “…Sorry, Mommy, but it wasn’t my fault…”

As a man named David when the teacher read this book to the class I was HUMILIATED and DISRESPECTED by the whole class and when I would check it out at the library I would get bad ideas from the book that I would consider doing.

I love how you sing the intro to season 1

3:05 i got jumpscared af

The book No, David! is based on true horror events based on the horrifying acts of David Shannon when he was a child. David grew up a menace to society, lying about everything, cutting lines at lunch, and way more terrifying acts. When David turned age 13 he committed genocide and when interviewed by police David terrifying says "Who was gonna stop me?" These words shook police. David later took out a M14 taking the lives for 5 police men. David was sentenced to death row. When sentenced to death row all David did was give a sinister smile. 4 years later David survived execution and escaped prison then went on to be the most infamous villains in history.

I remember these books and thinking “this explains some of my friends” when I was a kid. A large number of my friends got away with so much stuff and acted like David without consequences. It baffled me.

POV:”gets in trouble at school” Parents:”what happend?” Me:”I learned it from David.”

4:52 nah bruh that ain’t a coincidence. Did you go to my school? 😂

David is the kind of person to see a cockroach on the foor, ask who’s gonna eat that, then proceed to throw it at his mom

I remember reading this book and being terrified of his face. I bet he made himself look like that on purpose just to traumatize me

David makes Unicron himself look like a saint

"One man allegedly went too far when he was told his Little Caesar's pizza was not hot and ready. Pulling an Ak 47-" i shouldn't have laughed as much as i did at that

This is a certified threat to society classic.

7:45 was amazing…the cover made me drop tears and want to kiss a brick wall

"imagine Homelander there you go" 💀

“He is a man, who can create wars and stop wars, except, he only wants to create the war”

David is the representation of torture, pain, agony, and HELL.

4:01 when you say sorry to a not so strict parent

The way you said *my dog ate my homework* got me rolling on the ground😭

There was an entitled mother that raised a david, he ended up beating her up when she finally had the guts to tell him to get a job, then she blamed someone else for how she raised her own kid.

I remember this menace from when I was a child, I remember my mother reading these books to me before bed, I remember the nightmare that would follow. My mother thought I liked the books, she thought they helped me sleep. Every night I would lay awake terrified that he would show up at school the next day. When I got older I thought David wasn't real, he couldn't hurt me. Oh how wrong I was. In the summer of 2020 when I was fourteen my mother, who read me those books started teaching third grade. My poor mother was tortured ever day in class by him, he was real. When a man gets a knock on his door and gets shot in the head people think David would be the victim, he's just a kid. No, David is the one who knocks he gets this innocent reputation due to him being a kid. I know the truth I know what he has done. He won't get away with it. I will stop him. If you don't hear from me again I failed David beat me. Now before I begin hunting hide your kids, the world will shake from the coming fight between me and David. Goodbye

4:22 The way the music started playing and how he just floated away

This made me laugh so hard lol.

"Some people can't be dealt with. They can't be bargained with. They don't want your money, your food, your water, they don't want love. Some people just want to see the world burn"

People who didn't read the books: "Calliou is the most bratty child in children's media history" David: "hold my crayons and dog treats."

Bros an agent of chaos💀

That “What” was the collective scream of everyone who ever got hit by a belt

I remember disliking this book even as a child it felt like it was made for asshole kids that don’t know how to control themselves to feel better.

David convinces everyone he's a figment of your imagination until he strikes at the most unforseen time to commit the most ungodly crimes that not even the Eclipse could handle

Recently had a Sunday School lesson where the teacher (a lady) said we should never use negative reinforcement. I was raised on getting beat with a belt, so I just sat quiet. Wonder if her vase ever got a batting.

"Pulling an Ak-47..."🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was suffocating after hearing that!

David: *commits a literal genocide* Also David: Sorreh His mom: It is ok

David probably grew up and set fire to an animal shelter while simultaneously setting off bombs in a children's hospital. Then when his wheelchair bound elderly mom confronts him, he says "Sorry mom". Then his Karen mom hugs him while going off on the shelter and hospital for allowing it to happen, before demanding to speak to the manager and CEO.

2:22 "THEIR DA SNACK THAT SMILES BACK"

“The evilest evil” 😂

David is literally just “I want this world burnin” and I enjoyed every moment of it

Let me tell you the things he does: He tries to get the cookies. He ran into the house looking dirty. He had a bath with water running on the floor. He ran away naked. He got home and played loud music. He played with his food. He talked and yelled while he was eating. He was then forced to go to his room. He jumped up and down on his bed. He refused to put his toys away. He picked his nose. He broke his parents vase. He got sent to the corner crying. His mother tells him to come here and tells him she loves him. That was No David by the way.

The fact that my name is, David makes it worse for me to understand this book💀

"A rogue, good for nothing baddie" got me on the floor

“Imagine homelander… there you go.” This is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.

This video brought back a childhood memory for me that for me was already forgotten years ago. As a child, I thought of No David as the story of a problem child, a little rebel who didn't care about rules or manners and played victim when he gets caught. But now I realize that we have upon thousands of people who act like David but as adults. David is also a pretty creepy character with his pitch black mouth, his black dot eyes, and also the creepy and uncanny art style he exists in. I am sure the artist behind No David had a somewhat grim taste in illustrating.

Y’all got me in the first half 💀

Bros about to find the elemental weapons with that end credit thing

Gosh, I remember reading these books when I was a kid. But, looking back, David exhibits all the warning signs of a future serial killer.

I love how degenerocity could go on and talk about paint drying and people would still watch it

Bro used the most brutal news for this intro. Love it LOL 😂

5:02 got me laughing so hard by the way he said: 'my dog ate my homework'

And whats worse, David is based on the author. David isn't just a boogeyman that haunts our nightmares, he haunts the streets in irl! He is out there writing tell all books detailing his war crimes. We have hunt David Shannon and make him pay for his crimes! Also he out of every author I have ever read has given me the most nightmares, I have read Coraline, goosebumps and scary stories to tell in the dark, hunger games, Fahrenheit 451, pinnocchio, etc but the most scariest book I have read is Stripes written by David himself. The last few pages are horrifying!!! All coming out of David's twisted minds!