it said chicken salad twice on the graphic but one of them was egg salad

This guy was so high, he thought he was wearing an invisibility cloak.

Wonder how suspicious I look buying things at gas stations. I’m really just indecisive

It’s a shame what happened to Linus. Lucy was mean to him and Charlie Brown and it eventually drove him to this. His poor security blanket is looking rough!

I felt bad for this dude. Hope he find his way to a better life. And become a new person than he was before.

The blanket was to cover all his Heroin track marks.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more obvious thief in my life

@6:51 the guy wears the blanket probably because he’s insecure about the dents, scarring and damage to his head. Obviously someone who is a drug user, making decision after decision that does nothing beneficial for his well being or life. I do feel pity for him on a human level. But what he done here is wrong and I’m glad he was caught and he fessed up. Since this video, I hope he has found the help he needs to live a better and more productive life...

Kinda felt bad for the guy for some reason looked like he was having a rough day or a rough life…

I like the addition of the items in the top left

Im surprised you caught him he was wearing some pretty effective camouflage

honestly this is the only one that I've ever felt bad for the guy

i know he stole but the ‘im hungry’ got me. it really got me.

Damn that foo was covered in sores His head had a crater Meth is a helluva drug

Dude will be pissed when he realizes he's wearing the invisiblity cloak the wrong way.

He reminds me of Beavis during his Cornholio episodes... totally inconspicuous blankie, also reminiscent of the Peanuts character Linus who always had his blanket.

sometimes it's hard to distinguish between a thief scratch and a meth scratch

You know you're on drugs when you think that wearing a blanket in a gas station is inconspicuous.

THE ITEM COUNTER ON THE CORNER OF THE SCREEN IS AWESOME !!! YES !!! lol!!!!

Walking in with a blanket over you and moving around the way he is isn’t suspicious at all!! 🙃

Ahh yes. Come into a store with a blue blanket wrapped around you.... No one will ever think your suspicion af

I would never ever be suspicious of a man wearing a blanket.

This guy couldn’t act any more suspicious if he tried

Man. I can't believe Linus has let himself go like that and has to resort to stealing food. 😔

Lmaooooo when his blanket snagged 😂😂😂

I think he chose the wrong footage because I didn’t see anyone at all.

Inner voice: I'm gonna be a good boy today and pay. Blue blanket: Just steal it. They won't notice since I got you cover.

Honestly, I never thought being a filling station clerk could be that entertaining. However, enjoying this videos ;)

When I feel sad or am having a bad day, I just put this video on and it brightens my spirits

How did you catch him with his cloak of invisibility activated?

Love the inventory at the top left. It's like I'm watching a point and click adventure game walkthrough.

Love the shoplifting. But really really love, the play by play. Thanks for sharing

“He’s a slippery little Salmon” 🍣

Your new "item theft tracker" is hereby approved!

Nothing like pulling attention to yourself by wearing a dumb looking blanket while stealing

‘ pull up your fuckin blanket ‘ !!! I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Tips for thieves. 1) don’t look at cashier when you walk in 2) wear lotion so you don’t thief scratch 3) don’t touch a bunch of stuff 4) don’t try to be extra friendly to the cashier 5) don’t take a deuce

This guy is a walking advertisement to stay away from meth.

The pictures on the top left really help. Thanks.

Dang i genuinely feel for this guy 😔

This… this is how disease spreads. This guy touches literally everything

*Am I high or was this dude stealing for like 30 mins* 🤔

Dang this dude might as well just take the entire store.

Damn Linus from the peanuts really fell on Hard Times

This guy was prepping to sneak into Mordor with that cloak.

The future has not been kind to Linus..

Poor guy, drugs are really kicking his ass. I hope he can turn things around in his life

THE BLUE BLANKET LMFAO I COULDNT!!!🤣

I could watch these all day

When he took off his blanket I was in shock of all the syringe wounds I hope he turns his life around

Hard addict. Blue blanket to cover his arm damage.

This is the most insane thing I have ever seen.

The most suspicious looking guy to ever come in your store 😅

The corner graphic that keeps track of the items should be in all videos! Awesome idea guys! I love it

Linus from “Peanuts” has fallen on hard times 😕

3:40 he lookin like the lamp from Pixar lmao

Don’t feel bad for dudes like this, he has a social security number and has the ability to work.

He thought his Elder Scrolls Hood would increase his Sneak Level.

I finally remembered who the commentator sounds like. "The Cable Guy" aka Ernie Douglas played by Jim Carrey.

Plot twist : the whole video is an advertisement for those delicious fresh sandwiches

This gas station is very proud of their fresh sandwiches 😂

Somebody told him to use a prop to distract the clerks, but all he had was a blue blanket. LOL

your commentary is legendary

"he's gonna do his own version of the moonwalk right here" 😂

I thought it was a parody video till the end, this thief is crazy!!

One of my first jobs was working at a convenience store. If our shoplifting rate was above a certain level we all had to take polygraph tests. I took one test and passed it. I quit and they lied to my next employer and told them they fired me. That got me fired. What a nightmare.

Blanket boy had enough tracks on his arm to run a subway system

At first i was like Yeah get em 😆but when he took off his blanket i was like 😢he needs help......

"He's a slippery salmon" 😂😂

I cant get enough of your narration!!!🤣🤣🤣😍

“A little kindness goes a long way” “I’m hungry” Things people say and barely take appropriate action on. Breakthroughs are better based on harsh realities.

From his arms full of fresh needle scars and his fairly recent head wound, cant help but feel sorry for this kid. I truly hope he finds help

That disguise it so good. Wow. I’m totally convinced.

Why do the till "dings" sound like sonic the hedgehog grabbing gold rings???!!!🤣🤣🤣

Nobody Thief: looks up at the counter

Damn, how did you ever catch him? Dude wasn't noticable at all.

""He's a slippery little salmon."

Those track marks were wild

Let's walk in wearing a blue blanket and draw attention to myself before I shoplift.

I hope this man gets his life together

The funniest & best part is how they transition it from making it a complete joke to shredding this guys character as a thief.. this is art.

I need to find this gas station so I can try one of these delicious fresh sandwiches.

Obviously an addict. Hope he gets clean. Addiction sucks

3:38 he looks like the Pixar lamp!

Getting dizzy watching the blanket thief going in circles.

love these so much bro

When linus from peanuts is older. He stills walks around with his blanket.

I was laughing along until the blanket came off....., hope bro gets better ✌️🇦🇺

I think this is the best one I’ve seen so far

Dude really thought he was wearing the Invisibility Cloak!! 🤣🤣🤣

When he said “I’m hungry” that really hit me. Obviously he needs help.

“He’s a slippery little salmon” 😭😭😂😂😂😭😭

Thats not a Blanket , Its His Invisibility Cloak! lol

The narrator made me laugh so hard! Thank you!🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

I guess he's too high to realize he looks suspicious af.

6:07 - Love the dramatic, Count Dracula-like spin he does.

The “slippery little salmon” comment got me

I walk around the store too being all indecisive, but I have a job to support the recreational narcotics I partake in

Look at his arms man Dont do heroin kids good vid tho

At 3:42 the light fixture is lined up perfectly to look like the dudes head. And this is a really good reason why I need to get my ass to sleep lmao.