The Chinese D’Amelios | The Tim Dillon Show
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7 ай бұрынTim talks about social media sideshows, how to behave with your family, an ideal dead-end job, wealthy people on DMT and the true meaning of life.
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@cadiastands8 7 ай бұрын
That corporate rant was incredible. Tongue in cheek, but some fundamental truths there.
@CodeBleu724 7 ай бұрын
The bit about online hustler culture is spot on.
@rickiesix1888 7 ай бұрын
That's our President!
@Pope_John_Auspol_II 5 ай бұрын
Tongue in cheek?
@notnamed6315 4 ай бұрын
I’ve listened to this ep so many damn times and I just lose it here. Fond fond memories of call centers selling cheap long distance 30 years ago, making $900 a week in 1994 money. Salad days!
@jopo7996 7 ай бұрын
I'm thankful Tim can pre-tape shows for us, while continuing his ironman triathlon training for himself.
@FinkyStingers-fr2jq 7 ай бұрын
we wish him well
@mindsigh4 7 ай бұрын
lying on a bed of nails to podcast was too aggrandizing for the Tim so he had a burly wooded desk constructed to obscure the even more painfuller chair of nails.
@lourencorp-ly6tn 7 ай бұрын
wow, is that what people like to ear when too cool for a fat joke but still in disgust ... shiz
@ryanh1275 7 ай бұрын
i work in an office in ohio, and i'm currently eating subway while bitching that we're out of coffee. and as i'm doing so, tim is yelling in my ear that this exact situation is the dream, and that i've made it. thank u, tim.
@AverageBrethren 6 ай бұрын
Who makes the coffee? We had a Keurig and each kcup came out of pocket.
@Life_of_Matthew 6 ай бұрын
@@AverageBrethren Don't use coffee cups, they have a ton of chemicals in them and are really bad for you! Just put coffee grounds in the insert thing instead.
@ryanh1275 4 ай бұрын
@@AverageBrethren we get them for free. I must really be living the Ohioan dream he speaks of. 😎
@ryanh1275 4 ай бұрын
@@Life_of_Matthew wait what
@pabloescobarschanclas 7 ай бұрын
it’s not thanksgiving anymore but tim continues to feed us well. thanks, dad.
@CozySophie 7 ай бұрын
Lets keep the likes at 69
@user-dx1pr9oh8b 7 ай бұрын
Pops works hard for us agoraphobes that need xanax(plural) to go out.
@ronindr 7 ай бұрын
Ha
@angrylefty7953 7 ай бұрын
I call him Daddy fella’s
@texasred1894 7 ай бұрын
Are you feeding your children fast food on youtube?
@FearLoathing7777 7 ай бұрын
I just started my first soulless corporate job earlier this year and Tim's rant really made me appreciate it more
@reidsimonson 7 ай бұрын
This is literally the best your life could ever be. Be grateful cause you’re not going to like the other option.
@pierrotlavoie 7 ай бұрын
Whats the other option ? I work my 100 % remote IT job. Would never want to go back to an office ! :)@@reidsimonson
@v_i_e_w_e_r_405 7 ай бұрын
yeap... another slave in the corporate plantation, I just sing Song of the South and try to stay happy
@StuPhee 19 күн бұрын
Good luck with the alcoholism. It's not so bad.
@nickb5354 7 ай бұрын
Happy Thanksgiving to the natives. We wish them well. *When my family asks me how my life's going, I will show them this comment.*
@BettyWhite2171 7 ай бұрын
If you were born here you are a native of America. Therefore a native American.
@raydawg6364 7 ай бұрын
@@BettyWhite2171you’re not the real Betty white
@KansasFarmer620 7 ай бұрын
The dumbing down is real with you the elites and politicians love people like you easy to control
@amirnour97 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@willrowe6088 7 ай бұрын
I'm digitally native.
@aidanmerulla7819 7 ай бұрын
Tim Dillon is the most revolutionary thinker of the century
@Fynn-ru4cu 7 ай бұрын
This episode had me laughing until I realized Tim was talking about my life. Then I laughed harder
@gymbmymb3465 Ай бұрын
Life being a comedy: Realized
@EdvinKosenkov 7 ай бұрын
Imagine if Tim is your only source of whats happening
@CamoCoos 7 ай бұрын
You listen to other sources? Sad!
@destroyedklkk 7 ай бұрын
I don't have to imagine.
@bruhice6058 7 ай бұрын
Literally me
@LuckyLuch1 7 ай бұрын
We can dream
@artfuldodger96 7 ай бұрын
I would be 270% happier.
@buildings_and_food 7 ай бұрын
this is a standout ep. every rant is a hit single, I kept checking the timestamp thinking it was about to end and it kept not ending
@Hmmmmmmmm320 7 ай бұрын
“My greatest regret in life is not selling insurance in Ohio”. Gold 😂
@JG-jy7pe 7 ай бұрын
tims rant gives me courage to show up for my office job monday morning post 4 day weekend thanks tim i cant wait to talk shit
@leonthalion 7 ай бұрын
The nostalgia of honest middle class melancholy was perfectly encapsulated in this ep.
@mindsigh4 7 ай бұрын
Mad Maniacal
@itchyeyesmcrealize165 7 ай бұрын
Absolutely
@AlexRFitness 7 ай бұрын
A life of quiet desperation - beautiful nonetheless
@reidsimonson 7 ай бұрын
You really it understand him.
@Psybo 7 ай бұрын
No more guests unless it’s Alex jones You’re funny and interesting enough
@sjohn-th9ok 7 ай бұрын
tim is the only mental health expert that exists. cant wait to buy car insurance from him
@billyjean5934 7 ай бұрын
Don't forget to take ur ridge wallet along so u can pay!
@rustyshackleford81 7 ай бұрын
We want the book!!!
@eemoogee160 7 ай бұрын
I appreciate Tim's refusal to pretend that our civilization is sustainable.
@eemoogee160 7 ай бұрын
@@SUPERPOWERCHINA_ I've eaten dog in China and South Korea. Can't vouch for the condition of my organs though.
@sixhunna66 7 ай бұрын
bruh wtf
@LordFindecano 7 ай бұрын
@@SUPERPOWERCHINA_I love that I can’t tell if this is propaganda or satire
@Jedi1993 7 ай бұрын
@@LordFindecano "chyna" 😂
@Jensth 7 ай бұрын
Civilization isnt sustainable. The older i get, the more i realize it was a giant mistake. We're just egomaniacal dumb monkeys, with technological superpowers. We should be eating bananas and throwing faeces while grinning like the dumbasses we are.... Not organizing life on earth! Thats waaaay above our paygrade.
@johnv3623 7 ай бұрын
A new classic episode. Tim is a modern day seer of our troubled times. I wish him well.
@brock2thelee 7 ай бұрын
Tim’s corporate rant here was like watching Kobe dominate in his prime.
@melissaeager3410 7 ай бұрын
Uncle Tim gets me through my shift at Lowe's... ❤😂
@OnPointFirearms 7 ай бұрын
Never going to see the teenage driver coming.
@chrisarzu5196 7 ай бұрын
@@OnPointFirearms😂😂😂
@imnotracistbut-9559 5 ай бұрын
Dude I miss my Home Depot and tractor supply jobs more than all other jobs I’ve had. I made more money at other gigs but FUCK I just loved the freedom to dick around and if there was a back room… looorrrddd have mercy that was my dominion. Getting promoted to closing manager within like 4 months and then going nowhere for over a year… BEST FUCKING JOBS IVE HAD 😥
@BadGoyz4Life 7 ай бұрын
Can't help but feel sorry for Tim, hope he gets his dream office job with Geico somehow
@Peanutbuttertanks 7 ай бұрын
Remember all those early comments “protect this man at all costs”. Don’t let those views drop, you think Tim’s gonna stick around for the fun of it? Keep this man rich for the love of god.
@SXS78 7 ай бұрын
Exactly! If anyone deserves to maintain an absurdly wealthy lifestyle while mocking us all it's the big guy. Tim's peak civilization - let him cruise around Beverly Hills in his Bentley.
@domja9389 7 ай бұрын
I could work my whole life and not be able to afford those Sunglasses. 🕶️ Well done Tim.
@houseofhas9355 7 ай бұрын
Sell you kidney and you can afford it. 😂
@FinkyStingers-fr2jq 7 ай бұрын
@@houseofhas9355why 😮sell your kidney😮 when you can sell your enemies!?
@lukesmith9358 7 ай бұрын
I think 1 ball is 80,000 intact
@darkduck3677 7 ай бұрын
@@lukesmith9358 Tried selling a ball on craigslist back in the day. They removed my post.
@mindsigh4 7 ай бұрын
@@lukesmith9358 Rupees *fine print
@Yabuddy53 7 ай бұрын
Tim’s rant about office culture was so on point. Soooo many people don’t really have any real friends and need office culture to fulfill them. If you actually have real friends you regularly see though, working from home is the way to go
@Mr_Boifriend 7 ай бұрын
Glad to see Timothy recovered from the events of Eli Roth's Thanksgiving
@jdhill770 7 ай бұрын
My favorite seasonal-hire security guard
@lucasisacomic 7 ай бұрын
I left the theatre after he died I didn't need to see anything else I was full
@lucasisacomic 7 ай бұрын
Tim threatening to put the fire hose on Black Friday shopping was very funny
@codiejcollins 7 ай бұрын
I love how Tim is fawning/yearning for the American Dream.. hand in hand watching its death march into the sunset little piggies.. happy holidays
@SeaOrcRonnie 7 ай бұрын
Love it 👍
@nicolejaurequi8369 7 ай бұрын
Ive never felt so seen than in this episode. Thank you for the sermon Tim we needed it.
@MXR-be7wl 7 ай бұрын
I’ve had a handful of corporate gigs, but the most fun had to be credit card application processing for a large regional bank in Ohio. There was a group of about 6 of us, barely any supervision. We’d order lunch together all the time, cig breaks, everybody had nicknames, and basically knew each other’s life stories. Age range from like 24 to 55. We’d get shit done, but pretty much spend the whole day cracking each other up. Then we all got laid off…..developers automated our jobs.
@Just_Diante 7 ай бұрын
All jokes aside….Tim Dillion is actually making a good point. Our society is littered with everyone trying to be the one. Instead of just enjoying the simplicity of their corporate job, three bedroom house and mid level sedan
@BMG19FUNNYDIE 7 ай бұрын
More than that everything is recorded and analyzed real time. Every minute/second market wise has to be a 'home run'. The result in cringe worthy promotion of Chinese handicap kids.
@Lenore4Evermore 6 ай бұрын
I think he is highly intelligent. This whole rant has me dead. :)
@RandomRabbit007 6 ай бұрын
I LOVE my 9-5. I get to WFH mondays and fridays. I get a constant great paycheck and no one really bugs me at work besides on Teams/Outlook which allows me 30 mins to read the message, digest, get over it and respond professionally. I get to listen to music, youtube and podcasts while I work. Don’t have to get physically tired or be in the elements outside. My bosses pass-on tickets to Broadway, baseball games, football games to us. Its great. We even have a gym at the office which allows us 45 mins a day to workout if we want to (with showers also). Love it
@Blikk1 6 ай бұрын
@@RandomRabbit007 Damn, you have it good. We wish you well.
@MrBuketman 6 ай бұрын
The illusion of millions thinking they’re going to be an influencer on social media.
@noahhuntley8413 7 ай бұрын
This was a tremendous episode. The rants were ideal and frankly, needed to be said.
@Adriana-eu6ty 7 ай бұрын
I agree.
@mudcast 7 ай бұрын
+1
@anthonywages2283 7 ай бұрын
I think working from home is great. It gives some people time to enjoy 100% of their own personalities.
@berniekatzroy 7 ай бұрын
Uncle Tim bringing us great holiday content while trying to hide the fact he's taken some fentanyl.
@paulfroelich1024 7 ай бұрын
"I'm sick!"
@FinkyStingers-fr2jq 7 ай бұрын
it’s just *high energy* bro
@MyNameJeff.. 7 ай бұрын
Yea, was listening to this while walking my dog. Dude sounds like he took at least bar.
@mindsigh4 7 ай бұрын
@@FinkyStingers-fr2jq Yoga
@GlizzieMcGuire 7 ай бұрын
this ep is goated. "I am in Hamas" 😭
@FakefulandDisgracedSlaveClass 7 ай бұрын
I love how Tim uploads his Thanksgiving episode 3 days after Thanksgiving. Could have really used those dinner tips earlier, Tim.
@jeremyc2957 7 ай бұрын
This shit is the only thing keeping me going at this point. You can't get these ideas anywhere else folks. Consume them. Drink deep.
@zemsorg 7 ай бұрын
The whole corporate bit I can take again and again, it's so real
@UniMatrix_1 7 ай бұрын
yes, yes, yes. Almost makes me want to want enjoy my job
@JAv-ti8uq 7 ай бұрын
It’s nice to see Tim, wearing his $8 million dollar sunglasses.
@skartsher 7 ай бұрын
This episode is hitting too close to home… As an accountant who lives in Ohio 😅
@TheOtherJCBroadcast 7 ай бұрын
How much food needs to be withheld from Tim before he starts doing the oompa loompa dance for us? Deb from the office knows the answer.
@Chris-ro7mn 7 ай бұрын
Unsubscribe and we will find out
@presterjohn1697 7 ай бұрын
@@Chris-ro7mn lol
@rogaru 7 ай бұрын
All of it
@mindsigh4 7 ай бұрын
🩰
@mr.Swartz 7 ай бұрын
God Bless Timorous this holiday season and his 25k glasses, his modest 1k hat and 5k hoodie. Only the finest for the GREATEST Podcast/ Comedian of 2023
@FinkyStingers-fr2jq 7 ай бұрын
what you want him to do ? dress like a ..like a,🤢🤢🤢🤮poor perso 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮n ??
@frankherbert533 7 ай бұрын
Shane Gillis would never wear those ghey sunglasses
@norab7432 7 ай бұрын
Love you, Tim. Your ability to rant on pertinent social topics from every which angle, with that twinge of sarcasm that would be undetectable from a non-fan, is unmatched. Can’t wait to see you in DC in January. I’m introducing some friends of mine to you at that show, without any introduction. I know they will love you too. ❤
@stephaniemoore4594 7 ай бұрын
What's even funnier is the one the Whitehouse put out.... The Thanksgiving guide for what to say when a maga extremist family member ask you about the economy 🤣😂🤣😂
@Kittykatt989 7 ай бұрын
Tim wishes us folk that have to work real jobs until we are 90 well.
@garsto9718 7 ай бұрын
I am truly thankful for Tim, family wishes him well (golf swing)
@josef2012 7 ай бұрын
🏌️♂️
@kylietaylor396 7 ай бұрын
“Now watch this drive”
@garsto9718 7 ай бұрын
@@kylietaylor396 lol very good
@dr.pastrami5272 7 ай бұрын
🏌️♂️
@FordDraper 7 ай бұрын
This is without a doubt a Top 5 Episode.
@snoogcity 7 ай бұрын
Happy thanksgiving to you and your team . Your rants are unmatched.
@bethanybergeson4192 7 ай бұрын
Tim just narrarated my entire life. 😂😂😂
@nedrobinson7490 7 ай бұрын
We wish you well
@RomeodaBIackRose 7 ай бұрын
We wish you well
@joshcortezmusic8697 7 ай бұрын
The Noah Tishby bit never gets old 😂😂😂
@intentionalinfluence3542 7 ай бұрын
The Episode we All needed. Thank you Tim 🙌
@josef2012 7 ай бұрын
Timbo's visceral disgust at the 2 cute little Japanese girls is such a mood 😂
@z33tanner 7 ай бұрын
Love you tim dillon. You got to me this episode, going through some shit I needed to hear this.
@audreysmith6052 7 ай бұрын
Sitting here in my cube on this beautiful Monday morning enjoying Tim’s beautiful sermon on the office and corporate culture. Thanks so much.
@YMD444 7 ай бұрын
I couldn’t wait for someone to start shit with me over the Middle East at thanksgiving 😁 I even found a gap in conversation to drop a flat earth debate.💪🏽🇵🇸🌎😂
@sashaperry5036 7 ай бұрын
I'll never stop watching Tim
@namelesswalaby 7 ай бұрын
who had "Tim experiences nostalgia for his bad office jobs" on their bingo card
@anthonyencarnacion7203 7 ай бұрын
This was one hour and 20 minutes of support group therapy.. Thank you Tim Dillon..
@Fabian080690 7 ай бұрын
19th and 20th century philosophers: alienation is crushing us all so we must overthrow the systems and classes that subjugate us. Tim: I wish I worked for a insurance company in Ohio
@jackiebranch567 7 ай бұрын
I am thankful for Tim Dillon, he's talented and very entertaining
@localgems.bayarea 7 ай бұрын
Glad Timmy has started hiring the propaganda botz.
@jackiebranch567 7 ай бұрын
I am a robot beep boop borp
@cris3842 7 ай бұрын
Thanks Tim, this one is part of my top ten
@kellystevens3194 7 ай бұрын
As a girl who works for an insurance company in Cleveland I feel like you’re speaking straight to me Tim
@HurleyTurner-ps3ux 7 ай бұрын
Tim have Noa back on, but with Princess Diana Bear as the interviewer!!
@isaacmijangos 7 ай бұрын
I can’t believe Tim and D’amailios are finally collaborating!!!
@2010kgurl 7 ай бұрын
My new favorite episode from Timmy. Laughed the whole time, thanks Pig.
@russ_sibbison 7 ай бұрын
The pep talk I didn't know I needed.
@JonezBBQ 7 ай бұрын
Tim is wearing solar panel sunglasses in accordance with California's environmental regulations
@LetMeCook86 7 ай бұрын
Oh God we’re back to hats and glasses. Why don’t you just put up a cardboard cut out of yourself and do the show from the tub!? 😂
@paulk4213 7 ай бұрын
The description of the sandwiches - too spot on.
@bestjeep4445 7 ай бұрын
So I work in a shop that makes the padding for gym equipment, everyone is paid reasonably well, no drama we go to work we celebrate the holidays, golf trip, Red Sox trip. Hibachi for thanksgiving. Some of us I’m sure take happiness in the simplicity and the ability to feed a family. THESE ARE THE MOMENT WE LIVE FOR! Wouldn’t Change it.
@mr.cantsay 7 ай бұрын
You can tell its pre-recorded because its on time.
@_DS_ART 7 ай бұрын
Tim identifies as better than you. Treat him accordingly
@jumbolumps666 7 ай бұрын
Govern yourself accordingly
@Ken.rodriguez_ 7 ай бұрын
Love you Tim, awesome episode! 🎈 🥂
@eugeniamaurajames1907 7 ай бұрын
Loving Princess Di’s interventions. 🤣 Please keep her forever 🙏
@lumpydavidg2201 7 ай бұрын
I’m so glad Tim did this Thanksgiving bit. This was my old man Facebook rant. All media had a how to act at thanksgiving dinner. Not one said, just STFU and eat. Well done Tim. 😂👍🏻👍🏻
@reidsimonson 7 ай бұрын
Media has no business telling people what to do. They are all activist and all need to be canceled.
@dennisd3258 7 ай бұрын
@@reidsimonsonthat sounds suspiciously like what an activist would say
@Ewokisic 7 ай бұрын
I'm literally getting worse with asthma because of this genius.
@NancyLDavis-ek4fh 7 ай бұрын
Saw Tim's movie Thursday. So good! He's great. 🦃❤️
@itsmarinah 7 ай бұрын
This was a banger Ep, Timmy
@emmabby22 7 ай бұрын
Our favourite uncle Tim speaking facts per usual xx
@tonyb9560 7 ай бұрын
Tim down deep wants an office job with Noah Tishby as his boss.We wish him well.
@dannykizhner 7 ай бұрын
Love you Tim thanks for another one
@lukeinman9293 7 ай бұрын
Like every good pastor, Tim drives a Bentley. Preach sir!
@livelyone1791 7 ай бұрын
Working on insurance claims while listening to this episode. Living a blessed life.
@tech1238 7 ай бұрын
Cheers Tim
@Malthus 7 ай бұрын
Tim Dillon sounding legit prophetic at the end...one of the greatest minds of our time.
@butterbeanpastry 7 ай бұрын
Tim!!! Ha! It was a real tasty treat to catch you on Eli Roth’s Thanksgiving!! You were great!!! 🪓🪓🪓
@davidk.8434 7 ай бұрын
It's an American holiday!!!
@FlexStudioPL 7 ай бұрын
As the guy that worked last 3 years from home in Poland (single). My manager requested to by 1-2 days in the office and i love it (like my co-workers). Spending last years alone wasn't healthy decision from my point...
@adamgardener8624 7 ай бұрын
I am thankful for Tom Diller. Love this man !
@alexIVMKD 7 ай бұрын
Tim is quickly becoming my favorite influencer/vlogger, at least on my top 4 all time.
@chigbungus1698 7 ай бұрын
Day 65 of commenting until Kanye is a guest
@UranIsaacs 7 ай бұрын
International Treasure this guy! The entire corporate work environment bit is soooo accurate 😂😂😂
@0xggbrnr 7 ай бұрын
Love this dude.
@ciaranf4 7 ай бұрын
Yes mateeee the real reason I look forward to on the weekend
@derrickm5013 7 ай бұрын
I'd be interested to see Tim handle an insurance claim where some ladies husband just blasted himself in their new $80k truck after losing his job and tell her the claim isn't covered because it was intentional.
@imnotracistbut-9559 5 ай бұрын
Super dark. Painfully accurate. That shit is why America is the greatest and why the Taliban refuse to give us dap
@Mat3ykaaa 7 ай бұрын
Kump/Dillon 2024
@hellomiamii 7 ай бұрын
For Thanksgiving the little piggy stuffs us with more. Forever thankful for Tim
@kc-nl8zc 7 ай бұрын
The struggling married couple at thanksgiving story had me laughing uncontrollably while I listened on Spotify at work. My work mates thought I was having a episode lol. Keep up the great work
@noru_ego 7 ай бұрын
Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the Tim Dillon show 🔥🔥
@TheSkullThatTalks 7 ай бұрын
Wow.I really love you after this.I understood everything.I work as a audio video technician on a national TV station in Serbia that is really a government shill TV.I mostly do nothing and actively do like 2 hours of work.Most of the time we are fooling around and making jokes.
@williemasterofdestruction5339 7 ай бұрын
💚✌️
@itchyeyesmcrealize165 7 ай бұрын
Bless you TD ❤
@iwannabealionking 6 ай бұрын
Love you Tim!
@javenturner1 7 ай бұрын
'America to me....., means driving to a Native American Reservation......, and thanking them for the land they kindly donated'
@Bill87762 7 ай бұрын
It was conquered or bought, in accordance with their customs
@mindsigh4 7 ай бұрын
non consensual charity
@SeaOrcRonnie 7 ай бұрын
They’re the real heroes. Thank a native this thanksgiving.
@SDRDS96169 7 ай бұрын
They are not native Americans, they are ethnically Siberians, and ended up on that side of the pond once the ice age melted and split the land they were in or they were taken there by the Vikings they killed for being the minority amongst them once the boat had reached the shores, they got on the boat together but when it reached the shores everything changed and they weren't friends anymore and the Vikings lost the fight
@SDRDS96169 7 ай бұрын
@@jacksheridan5916 🤣🤘🏻
@S.K0r34 7 ай бұрын
People work from home, because nobody can tolerate the decay of society anymore
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