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Theo Von, Comedian and host of the "This Past Weekend" podcast, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio!
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Recorded live on 10/29/2017.

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@edhernandez8523 5 жыл бұрын

U can just tell how theo is genuinely a good dude. U can see how Lee is so much more comfortable around theo than any other guest.

@jwcatalano3867 3 жыл бұрын

@CJ Dare everyone else thinks their shit don’t stink

@robertpaul3398 3 жыл бұрын

@Jeremy Lathem who’s the rat king

@robertpaul3398 3 жыл бұрын

@Jeremy Lathem oh I thought you meant rat like informant 😂😂

@erchompnurse 3 жыл бұрын

All I can say Is bye Joey

@mr.anonymous5501 3 жыл бұрын

@CJ Dare I think a few who really cared about Joey would be irritated, thinking that Lee was slacking on his production responsibilities, maybe even thinking he was incapable of producing the podcast Joey deserved, never really thinking that Joey was the one calling the shots. But most, they're just typical 'stars' that think they're better than regular people. It's how they'd treat you, if they weren't hoping you'd be a fan.

@stringfellowhawk4843 6 жыл бұрын

LMAO @ 26:20 Joey "If I had class....I knew what a fork was." Theo "Yea like I knew different genders of shrimp."

@anothersilentprotagonist3964 5 жыл бұрын

LMAO I hate that they just coasted over that comment, I was expecting a huge laugh.

@ItsStevieBoy 4 жыл бұрын

I read this as he said it 😅

@feechlamanna22 4 жыл бұрын

5 Hour Spinnery too good

@rjmdnw6343 6 жыл бұрын

"It's oil Lee! Dead dinosaur sauce!" Amazing.

@MichtersRyefan Жыл бұрын

These old Theo Von & Joey Diaz episodes keep me from going completely insane. Thank you so much for leaving these up!

@jamesmichaelfrank Жыл бұрын

What happened to the episodes of Joey that started with Tony Bennet ?

@MichtersRyefan Жыл бұрын

@@jamesmichaelfrank eh. I think that is just a vibe check with Joey from time to time. But yeah I don't know specific reasons as to why he stopped doing it up top of the show.

@zacharyjazwinski3818 Жыл бұрын

Amen to that

@Ralph770 Жыл бұрын

100% this^

@Thiefik121 Жыл бұрын

Same bruh

@antisocialmedia5285 4 жыл бұрын

Lee! With the funniest line in the whole podcast that everyone missed!! "Theo: this guy walks in and fucking shoots everybody in the denys hahaa.. Lee:.....1 star.." hahahahahah

@russellhancox256 4 жыл бұрын

blootung 😂😂

@lillbunnyhop 3 жыл бұрын

He was quick and subtle. I was cracking up

@Stoney-Jacksman 2 жыл бұрын

Speak for yourself. I didnt miss it. Hilarious tho. He often has good lines..mostly muffled in between laughter of others.

@pvthudson5069 2 жыл бұрын

I've quoted this joke a few times recently. So so good. Why it's disappointing he retired from comedy.

@victoralicea9517 6 жыл бұрын

Theo is the best guest on the church of whats happening now like Joey Diaz is the best guest on the Joe rogan podcast!

@RaidersFan1001 6 жыл бұрын

Victor Alicea it was ralphie but theo close second in my opinion

@connormoore139 6 жыл бұрын

Hell Yes, JRE has a great mix of guests, but Joey D, Bill B, and Tom S kill on their.

@victoralicea9517 6 жыл бұрын

El Mero Mero Ralphie was definitely one of the good ones!

@daveyschneider 6 жыл бұрын

facts

@mixwell12333 6 жыл бұрын

Victor Alicea just bullshit. Made up stories talking about his own sister like that. His stories make no sense he’s so high just like lee.

@dmoore4520 6 жыл бұрын

"If they're in the club coming to see me, they like dessert." Lee is so fucking fire.

@commonlogic3646 3 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

@exhaustedmajority5134 3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp

@Dennis-ni9vo 3 жыл бұрын

@@commonlogic3646 8:00

@Dennis-ni9vo 3 жыл бұрын

@@exhaustedmajority5134 8:00

@commonlogic3646 3 жыл бұрын

@@Dennis-ni9vo haha thank you

@billybob-hv5hl 6 жыл бұрын

My favorite guest on the Church.

@juanbillion4273 6 жыл бұрын

He is awesome. Bobby Lee is also legend on his show.

@juanbillion4273 6 жыл бұрын

He is awesome. Bobby Lee is also legend on his show.

@lamcakonewowneyo 6 жыл бұрын

I love his background commentary while Joey's telling stories.

@liamclark4873 2 жыл бұрын

My dad died from prostate cancer on March 11 2015 and was found early in the morning on the couch at his house. He called me March 10 at 11 at night and pretty much just dumped his heart out to me balling his eyes out saying how much he loved me my sisters and my mom. I truly do believe people can feel when they’re about to be defeated by there disease.

@benjii2909 2 жыл бұрын

God damm man sorry for your loss

@fuego4957 Жыл бұрын

Rip Mr clark

@joeldavis1040 Жыл бұрын

Family is all you've got!

@peeooo2415 Жыл бұрын

Rip 😢

@sethshoot45 6 жыл бұрын

I think Theo makes Joey laugh more than any other guest

@wut0.o Жыл бұрын

Ralphie may 🥲

@koda101ninja 6 жыл бұрын

Theo is such a sweet heart to Lee

@MisssPeachykeen 6 жыл бұрын

Joey " If I was a hot girl at 21" Diaz

@Prod_D 4 жыл бұрын

Sarah “I am a hot ass girl” D 😁

@Stoney-Jacksman 4 жыл бұрын

DG 'im thirsty cuck using emoji's like a 13 year old japanese schoolgirl' money

@jakeballou5147 4 жыл бұрын

This meme is overused

@jaysand1436 3 жыл бұрын

@@Stoney-Jacksman seek aid

@TrollHiddenCave 3 жыл бұрын

Just picture a 21 year old girl that sounds like Joey and tells Stories the same way I think I would have to marry that if nothing else just for the entertainment value

@Twistedbullsh1t 6 жыл бұрын

Theo Von winning over the Church family like Joey did to the JRE, sometimes it just clicks, theo just clicks on the church, gotta love it. Stay Black.

@caseyc9841 6 жыл бұрын

Theo is one of my favorite guests, it’s an insta click from me when I see his name as a guest on any podcast.

@hashem1811 6 жыл бұрын

A N Y podcast, bruh. Onward.

@gas-o-meter 5 ай бұрын

6 years later, could u have ever thought how big he’ll get, absolutely insane

@rabbitszn 6 жыл бұрын

Him ripping his bong and them jamming to Sabbath at the beginning was my favorite thing ive ever seen

@Simmisc 6 жыл бұрын

I really think Theo Von will blow up as a stand up comedian

@tom7204 6 жыл бұрын

HaroldTheSeaOddur I agree. Theo Von is a real breath of fresh air with a unique and hilarious take on things. Now that a spot has opened up in the wake of Louis CK's possible downfall, Theo Von will have some big shoes to fill. He can grow into them. For those unable to figure out whether I'm being serious or not, of course no one could replace CK, nor would I want his recent situation to affect his career or performance. Although, the damage has already left it's mark, it seems. Hopefully he will recover, now that he has sincerely apologised. So he can make another season of Louie!

@dalemcdade3010 5 жыл бұрын

Reading this know he’s on fire. He’s killing it in LA

@123mcgarrigle 5 жыл бұрын

Dale Mcdade - Fucking idiot, he’s been a comedian for 15 years😂😂😂😂😂😂

@kylecooper8657 5 жыл бұрын

@@123mcgarrigle he blew up in the past year though, cant say he hasn't.

@Alexfromthe6 4 жыл бұрын

Update ?

@iminyourhousebro 2 жыл бұрын

3:02 I love how Joey lit a bowl without weed in it

@jonnie297 5 жыл бұрын

I’m so stoned I’m rewatching this and heard police sirens and muted the speakers to make sure 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

@JWB86 3 жыл бұрын

Proud of that are you. Grow up

@RegalVyzh 3 жыл бұрын

J B at least he’s not uploading jump rope videos on youtube

@jonnie297 3 жыл бұрын

How does the boot taste bruh

@GHOSTFAIZ 6 жыл бұрын

I was expecting him to say"she stole my tv" but when he said " she stole my vacum", I died.

@jamierobertson8917 2 жыл бұрын

This might be the most naturally funny sentence I’ve ever heard

@junglechungle 3 жыл бұрын

I love how well Theo treats Lee, always making sure he knows hes just fucking around, even though lee already knnows ahaha just a very thoughtful guy

@tye9713 2 жыл бұрын

Who Siat

@waynekreedir9393 6 жыл бұрын

Lee-Joey-Theo Inspiration For Everything.

@TrapDaily 6 жыл бұрын

Real ones already saw this lmao!!! Fuckin Theo Von in the church is always great

@thebearstreetballs 6 жыл бұрын

Trap daily is a church member cocksuckahs!!!

@TrapDaily 6 жыл бұрын

THEBROWNSTAIN tremendous

@thanosdarkseid8695 6 жыл бұрын

theo von my 2nd favorite comic! sorry but bill burr #1 but he's getting soft cos his black wife sadly....

@T.M.Warren-qp2gq 6 жыл бұрын

John Deathspell 😢😢😢Mug!

@ballzzd33p29 6 жыл бұрын

cocksuckas!! suka la mink!

@user-pc1ls6xw5u 10 ай бұрын

This is honestly the best thing to watch late at night😂

@Ashley_Schaeffer 3 жыл бұрын

Theo and the Church crew have a special chemistry... I can't explain it but these episodes are the best...

@nickgass3711 6 жыл бұрын

Seems Theo treats Lee the best. Sometimes people seem condescending towards him. Maybe its just the vibe I get?

@lzlz21213 6 жыл бұрын

Nick Gass I felt the same way, but the more I watch the more I realize he deserves it.

@nickgass3711 6 жыл бұрын

How so? Seems like he was sheltered as fuck as a child growing up in religion. So is it him deserving it? Or coming to realization that the real world isn't what he thought it was. So him saying his points are coming from one that didn't know such radical things existed.

@gussstavo 6 жыл бұрын

Wno gives a fuck

@stormcorrosion176 5 жыл бұрын

Nick, I agree bro. Lee's a good cat and Theo knows he's got a heart of gold, thus treating him like a friend.

@Johnathandoee 4 жыл бұрын

I feel you on that

@BootCampSpecimen Ай бұрын

“Lee Syatt on the drums” lol

@ramondimas1252 6 жыл бұрын

Man, when Joey spoke about feeling a breeze and having that memory of his dear friend Ralphie it just got to me. I feel like such spirits live through us, our experiences and our choices.

@joeys6114 2 жыл бұрын

You can’t skip past the beginning with no volume… Theo interpretive dancing while uncle Joey doing back to back bong hits LIKE A SOLDIER

@liamclark4873 2 жыл бұрын

“I wanna be a crip” “Aight shoot up a Denny’s” 😂😂😂😂😂

@PureDisorder 6 жыл бұрын

Damn what a treat!! Favorite guest

@Druggernautt 6 жыл бұрын

Since everyone is happy let's take a second to appreciate the bad mothafucka that is Lee Syatt

@joeyvanostrand3655 Жыл бұрын

Lee has the same EXACT laugh my Son had. Identical. Silly, infectious, .... and genuine. I had accepted the fact that I would never hear that goofy - ass laugh ever again. Lee stopped me in my tracks the first time I heard him really bust out a huge giggle. I had to listen to it multiple times to prove that I wasn't just trying to hear what I so desperately wanted to. It was spot on. It's Ty's laugh! Their voices are very different. Lee's is a fair shade higher. But I appreciate the laugh so much.

@kamdaddyof280 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for all the laughs boys! Lee, you’re hilarious bro; best co-host ever! Theo, Joey and Lee would have the SICKEST podcast if they created one together!!

@pickle4scooters 6 жыл бұрын

"its oil Lee!, its dead dinosaur sauce.." Theo Von's got quotes Jack !

@teericky 6 жыл бұрын

parkster 95 the dieing Hindu trick

@theonlyone7027 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you Joey…you make life comfortable for me at stressful times. I hear the hard life you’ve lived and you encourage me to be a strong. Thanks to leeeeeeeee also!

@Ryan_11990 6 жыл бұрын

Theo Von, Uncle Joey, & Lee is THE BEST trio in the podcast game!

@coachp651 6 жыл бұрын

When Joey started singing Geto Boys Minds Playing Tricks On Me 👏👋👋 He's invited to the cookout he can even bring the potatoe salad!😂😂😂

@naslizzy9354 2 ай бұрын

The church podcast is the best podcast to ever come out.. man I miss it

@nancyreynolds6999 6 жыл бұрын

The part about Ralphie coming to say goodbye was so deep and real. Love you uncle Joey. R.I.P. Ralphie

@anthonyvelasquez5758 Жыл бұрын

I know the “ Vote for me “ flew by a lot of people 😂😂 Joeys hilarious

@jayhart5659 6 жыл бұрын

Ahh, I got excited as I thought there was a new podcast! Still a great watch, keep it up always Joey; & Thank You!

@IllSh00ter 2 жыл бұрын

Listening to this in 2021. The part where you talked about loved ones leaving us is true. Lost an uncle a few months ago, a few weeks later.. I see a cardinal in the tree outside my apartment. I knew that was him 🙏🏼❤️

@JonJayMMA 5 жыл бұрын

i came back a year later and this still kills😂43:46

@paullombard00 5 жыл бұрын

The way Lee shudders when they talk about Texans wasting money :D

@jodecisanchez8785 6 жыл бұрын

You know its a fire episode when it starts with Joey's laughter and not that awkward silence!

@JR_Diesel 3 жыл бұрын

I love how Theo is actually nice to Lee.

@lillbunnyhop 3 жыл бұрын

“Thanksgiving coming, you’ve been single for a long time, you don’t smell, you got a nice job, you got a lil bit of credit. Ya know, you owe ya father 2 thousand but who cares... you’re waiting for him to punch the ticket anyway”🤣🤣🤣🤣

@braedendavis8972 2 жыл бұрын

Here because I need more Joey after The Joint today! Love you Joey!

@LouStoriale 6 жыл бұрын

I needed this nonsense today. Thank you gentlemen. ALSO, Saw Theo in Chicago burbs, great show!

@garagephilosophy6956 2 жыл бұрын

I think Joey and Lee are the only people who believe Theo’s stories and thats what makes all Theo’s church podcasts freaking amazing !!

@buttdog1233 6 жыл бұрын

Theo is one of the best podcast guests out there. Comedy pours out of him.

@phoenixrising7047 6 жыл бұрын

So Theo has a sibling that had an even older father than he? She's a few years younger and looks like him - man that old feller was slinging hard.

@Iwish4zombies 6 жыл бұрын

Jagger just bagged a 22-year old

@phoenixrising7047 6 жыл бұрын

sickflow That news fills me with.....JEALOUSY!

@dharmabum2838 3 жыл бұрын

Huh? Shes older..but younger..uhh

@jackfahy2283 2 жыл бұрын

@@dharmabum2838 older father than Theo’s but she’s younger than him

@Mmksen289 3 ай бұрын

I go back and watch old church episodes once in a while man these were something else….

@morganbrady7001 4 ай бұрын

1:00:48 lee syiat comin in with straight KNOWLEDGE like a SOILDER. What a guy

@JamesDeWeaver 6 жыл бұрын

Uncle Joey's added 30k new subs since Theo's last appearance on "The Church" #OnFire

@elemenz888 6 жыл бұрын

Jesus the Church is hitting 200k soon, like a doctah!!

@noLuckyStrike09 6 жыл бұрын

Onward

@craigbeade8654 6 жыл бұрын

its there cocksuckas

@jtmullins4829 5 жыл бұрын

303 now

@yooyo8303 4 жыл бұрын

478

@moriyokiri3229 2 жыл бұрын

"If they're coming to see me, they like dessert" Lee Syatt with the zinger !

@DavidPaul-me4qc 2 ай бұрын

1:07:50 Tremendous 😂😂😂😂

@UrbanHeartBeatz 6 жыл бұрын

Joey "get the recipes at Meundies umm ahh blueapron.com" Diaz

@rubenh6710 6 жыл бұрын

IamCon tremendous

@ChaoticChicken2 5 ай бұрын

Greatest opening to a podcast ever

@outuvcontext 6 жыл бұрын

This is the BEST beginning to a podcast EVER.

@jonathanfaessel653 6 жыл бұрын

"It's oil Lee, dead dinosaur sauce" 😂

@cIeetz 4 жыл бұрын

wow I thought I seen all the theo von church episodes....what a treat to stumble upon

@yungoh9064 5 жыл бұрын

"Like I knew different like genders of shrimp" Theo Von

@86AGL 6 жыл бұрын

I liked this video before even watching bc its Theo Von and the Church!

@XxstockersxX 2 жыл бұрын

Theo von never fails to make me laugh

@Tavis_aka_Kalik 6 жыл бұрын

Theo a true goon... favorite guest

@allisjor000 2 жыл бұрын

Watching this in 2022 that beginning silence was just gold

@takemetoyourdealer3308 2 жыл бұрын

i love how the music just cuts off at the beginning and theyre all jus jammin in silence

@mykiaddo6063 Жыл бұрын

Lmao I got stoned and raided my kids easter eggs.. he was so pissed he brings it up every Easter.

@Ilyana2015 5 жыл бұрын

Theo that savage killing it. Joey you Cuban warrior love the show!

@matthewconroy3994 3 жыл бұрын

This is one of the best podcasts ever

@danielames3939 6 жыл бұрын

"Human pectoral" and the stripper "minotaur/centaur" killed me. Literally in tears.

@orlandoseamlessguttersosg7649 6 жыл бұрын

“The fuxking dying Hindu trick”

@patrickodonnell5912 3 жыл бұрын

this is one of the most underrated podcast , Foreal

@leonbrooks9335 Жыл бұрын

I genuinely have love for theo and joey snd they have no clue i even ecxist

@ShmokeyBandit 6 жыл бұрын

The intro song is The Thrill of It All - Black Sabbath

@kevinstaples7393 3 жыл бұрын

Theo should be a huge star. His humor is unique & beyond. Love you too joey & lee. Yall are real fucks. Thankyou for your comic relief.

@bizmofunyuns4945 6 жыл бұрын

the vacuum conversation killed me X)

@aimercab8630 6 жыл бұрын

Loved watching Joey jam to Black Sabbath!!

@davejudson9921 2 жыл бұрын

"Thats the number one thing I'll miss when I die bruh, farting probably. Oh, and looking at horses"

@765southside6 3 жыл бұрын

Lee the real Hebrew🤣🤣Thinking about all the wasted money on ski gear .

@rdiznfriends 6 жыл бұрын

THEO VON ON THE CHURCH YESSIR

@VikCalo 6 жыл бұрын

Both these dudes are great podcasters

@frederickstewart6217 4 жыл бұрын

These guys are just kool and chill. Just hanging out talking they make this sh*t look too easy

@NoVanity23 2 жыл бұрын

“It’s oil Lee, it’s dead dinosaur sauce” 😂😂 I will not be calling it oil no more lmao

@tankerslut 6 жыл бұрын

I see Theo Von, I click, I’m a simple man.

@colbymarsh2074 Жыл бұрын

Lee’s inner jew coming out when Joey and Theo are talking about people leaving stuff in hotels is priceless

@RocketDog797 Жыл бұрын

@dillondotson3 4 жыл бұрын

Joey Diaz’s laugh is contagious 😂😭😭😭

@amogracia6057 Жыл бұрын

The second my grandma died in the middle of me sleeping i saw her in my dream, and she said my name, and I instantly woke up and ran to her, and found her in her room gone

@HighCommander 6 жыл бұрын

Onward

@football33ao 6 жыл бұрын

the best Theo Von comment ever lolololololz

@DivinitySaid 4 жыл бұрын

ցɑղց

@MarquisDoiron 6 жыл бұрын

Best intro to The Church in a long time. Nice work Lee not slaughtering the first 5 minutes. Love seeing Theo and Uncle Joey vibin to Sabbath. Long live The Church.

@ramondimas1252 6 жыл бұрын

"See the belts!!! Who the fuck you think you dealin' wit!!!!" never seen anyone more excited about vacuum belts lol. I love this shit.