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Joey Diaz

Joey Diaz

5 жыл бұрын

Theo Von, a comedian and host of the "This Past Weekend" podcast, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt LIVE in studio!
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@TalkingThrones
@TalkingThrones 5 жыл бұрын
Theo Von: Guest of the Year (Across All Podcasts)
@MertSu66
@MertSu66 5 жыл бұрын
yeah his jewish handlers are pushing him hard
@Voo504Doo
@Voo504Doo 5 жыл бұрын
He’s the comic of the decade bro
@safaritv6461
@safaritv6461 5 жыл бұрын
Daniel 1 curious, where are you getting wigger from? Lol
@KPatrolis250
@KPatrolis250 5 жыл бұрын
@Daniel 1 he's half nicaraguan
@thismonthinpopculture
@thismonthinpopculture 5 жыл бұрын
Theo ain’t a wigger
@cIeetz
@cIeetz 4 жыл бұрын
Theo: "Miami Vice? Ya I think I read the book" Joey: "Theres no fuckin book"
@nephewheshh
@nephewheshh 3 жыл бұрын
lmfao
@sausagegabbagoochi1959
@sausagegabbagoochi1959 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 theo tried not to laugh
@mbrady8946
@mbrady8946 5 жыл бұрын
“I was like an Arab... goin’ into places just to bomb.” 😂
@josephortiz3274
@josephortiz3274 3 жыл бұрын
Wtf i didn't catch that he said that??1🤣
@aaronjolley153
@aaronjolley153 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@marioderossi3149
@marioderossi3149 3 жыл бұрын
Where was that at?😭
@llmfdoomf5127
@llmfdoomf5127 2 жыл бұрын
1:28:55
@fernandocarvallo9135
@fernandocarvallo9135 2 жыл бұрын
This KILLED me haha
@HadenGregory
@HadenGregory 3 жыл бұрын
Biggest sign that Theo is a truly good person at heart: He looked Lee in the eye at the end of the podcast and made sure that Lee knew he was just joking around about him, nothing serious.
@peterscottjr
@peterscottjr 3 жыл бұрын
Theo really is one of the most considerate and genuine people I have ever had the pleasure of watching
@eleusinianexport
@eleusinianexport 3 жыл бұрын
@Preston Garvey Joey would be proud of this comment
@RG-tm7uq
@RG-tm7uq 3 жыл бұрын
Nick G What a sad life you have
@ryanbowen9718
@ryanbowen9718 3 жыл бұрын
​@@RG-tm7uq agreed dude Nick has to have terrible life
@shustyrackleford_710
@shustyrackleford_710 3 жыл бұрын
Theo is too sincere/good for his own good Constantly tripping over his own feelings, literally in a figurative way
@joejackson3916
@joejackson3916 5 жыл бұрын
How old are you Lee .. I’m 30... damn “lee I thought you were like 19”😂😂😂
@barlitosantana9708
@barlitosantana9708 4 жыл бұрын
if i was lee idk if i would feel disrespected or flattered 😂😂😂😂😂
@raimundosilva4382
@raimundosilva4382 3 жыл бұрын
Não se preocupe quando eu chegar aí me dáe ele escreve dar o c* deles para mim se eu sou um deles é dar o brasileiro Brasil
@kvam6938
@kvam6938 3 жыл бұрын
Theo was on their podcast 3 years prior to this too
@mattasticmattattack8546
@mattasticmattattack8546 3 жыл бұрын
Frfr people say that about me ,im 30 , but i think its a compliment, even though its due to lack of sex with women stealing my life force
@noahissocoollike
@noahissocoollike 3 жыл бұрын
@@kvam6938 he thought he was tripping on shrooms with a 16 year old 😂😂😭
@e2dmane900
@e2dmane900 4 жыл бұрын
When Theo called Lee a 'Prison Ham'!!!! LMFAO
@Kloppsserialbottlers
@Kloppsserialbottlers 3 жыл бұрын
He's a little Lawrence bruh haha
@420drew5
@420drew5 Ай бұрын
He should have said turkey😂
@beau9956
@beau9956 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm not saying their black or anything like that, I'm just saying they happen to be black when people see them" LOL Goddamn dude LOL.
@bartlomiejlabno4358
@bartlomiejlabno4358 4 жыл бұрын
the closest i ever came to pissing my pants dude
@SciA
@SciA 5 жыл бұрын
Funny Moments 0:04:40 - Theo's Abduction Plan 0:05:44 - Buffalo, NY / Beef on Weck 0:06:30 - Fox Meat / Animal Carcasses 0:09:14 - Joey Farts (Christmas Tea Kettle / Fart Sponge) 0:10:53 - Lee’s Sexuality (Prison Ham) 0:12:20 - Lee’s Age 0:13:07 - Pool Story / Don Blankenstein 0:19:28 - Joey Farts #2 (Easter Eggs) 0:23:47 - Eddy Story (Mustang) 0:29:13 - Theo Blanks 0:31:58 - Theo’s Dad 0:33:48 - Joey Farts #3 (Air Calamari) 0:35:27 - Driving Underage 0:49:54 - Joey Farts #4 0:50:31 - Sinkholes 0:51:20 - Joey Farts #5 0:53:00 - Kids on Chains (Seth Buttons) 1:05:50 - Andy Dick Blowjob Story 1:17:53 - Joey's Chelsea Handler Story 1:49:34 - Theo Apologies to Lee Gang, Gang, Bruh.
@j-dawg9893
@j-dawg9893 5 жыл бұрын
SciA I think u missed #6 at 1:09:24 he even waves it towards Lee lol
@AndrewVerescak
@AndrewVerescak 5 жыл бұрын
You're doing the Lord's work!
@KittieVR
@KittieVR 5 жыл бұрын
Joey's fart #5 hahaha love that these are the actual highlights of this podcast lol love me some uncle Joey
@MattWilliams482
@MattWilliams482 5 жыл бұрын
Tremendous
@DG360
@DG360 5 жыл бұрын
THE FARTS ARE ALWAYS THE BEST LOL
@Rasmos
@Rasmos 5 жыл бұрын
“In Gary, Indiana, Lee’s an 8” surprisingly true
@LiLBobby2700
@LiLBobby2700 5 жыл бұрын
Bitches look like pit bulls nshit
@thatuctownfiend5798
@thatuctownfiend5798 4 жыл бұрын
Lol it's that bad Damn
@CGMastarr
@CGMastarr 4 жыл бұрын
@@thatuctownfiend5798 I live thirty minutes from Gary. It's pretty bad bro
@ethanworkman8828
@ethanworkman8828 4 жыл бұрын
Ras region gang
@GetSome29347
@GetSome29347 4 жыл бұрын
I live right on the border of gary and merrillville but it might as well just be gary over here. And lemme tell ya, lee IS an 8 in gary indiana
@justinwhitmore4550
@justinwhitmore4550 5 жыл бұрын
"In Japan that's like buying somebody a scarf."
@keetonpark
@keetonpark 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed so fuckin hard
@coastalflourishing
@coastalflourishing 5 жыл бұрын
Dude Theo and Joey have that chemistry man. Theo has that right mentality to spark with Joey's stories.. You never know what either of them will say. This is a perfect mix.
@thatcarguy6190
@thatcarguy6190 Жыл бұрын
What? From what i saw joey was trying to tell him stories like the south american one theo kept butting in with jokes and you can clearly see joey getting irritated by his daft cut offs
@jackcarlyon1015
@jackcarlyon1015 Жыл бұрын
@@thatcarguy6190 bruh you clearly ain’t seen all the podcasts they done together; it’s mostly all laughs man
@thatcarguy6190
@thatcarguy6190 Жыл бұрын
@@jackcarlyon1015 I have seen plenty and i know but i meant this particular episode he does get a bit annoyed trying to tell the story.
@jackcarlyon1015
@jackcarlyon1015 Жыл бұрын
@@thatcarguy6190 having listened to the episode again last night immediately after posting my comment, I got the sense of what you was talking about. The older episodes seem more relaxed compared to this one
@jackcarlyon1015
@jackcarlyon1015 Жыл бұрын
@@thatcarguy6190 having listened to the episode again last night immediately after posting my comment, I got the sense of what you was talking about. The older episodes seem more relaxed compared to this one
@justinondersma9485
@justinondersma9485 5 жыл бұрын
"This smells like Thanksgiving night in a prison shower" -Theo Von Lmmfao!!!! Hahahaha 😂🤣💀
@colinodea3192
@colinodea3192 4 жыл бұрын
Haha one of the best lines of this podcast.
@dreamwareinc.3071
@dreamwareinc.3071 3 жыл бұрын
@@colinodea3192 for real haha
@MultiBluedog123
@MultiBluedog123 11 ай бұрын
These will never get old, so great to fall asleep to as well.
@interstellar._.705
@interstellar._.705 7 ай бұрын
yess i’ll fall asleep to these podcasts with theo and sometimes theo will say some wild shit and i’ll start dying laughing in my middle of the night and my girlfriend will start wondering what’s wrong with me 😂
@zacholson5413
@zacholson5413 7 ай бұрын
@@interstellar._.705every night 😭😭
@greatpro7691
@greatpro7691 7 ай бұрын
Same😭😭😭
@jeffclement2468
@jeffclement2468 5 ай бұрын
I swear I just had a little nap with this on. I dreamed I was in a crowded public place. And I started hearing the f-bombs, but I couldn't manage to turn down the volume! 😝
@dkleinman22
@dkleinman22 4 жыл бұрын
"i read the book" "no there's no fuckin book" god i love theo and joey for actually calling him out for bullshitting lol
@ajjohn8729
@ajjohn8729 4 жыл бұрын
That's Theos biggest problem
@mikeenslin3009
@mikeenslin3009 Жыл бұрын
@@ajjohn8729 this is the first time I've noticed. I couldn't tell if it was just a weird joke or if he was actually bullshitting
@figurefiguras4104
@figurefiguras4104 Жыл бұрын
@@mikeenslin3009 most likely a joke lol
@xXTheGamerKidzXx
@xXTheGamerKidzXx Жыл бұрын
@@figurefiguras4104 no way that was a joke bruh, out of relatability many ppl lie on the spot to seem like they know what the other is talking about but theo fell flat on his face there
@natecoke
@natecoke Жыл бұрын
yea thats one of the only things that really bugs me with him I know he's trying to be funny most the time but just doing It to seem relatable n constantly is just annoying i love theo tho one of my favorites just wish hed cut that out n i think he has in the more recent podcasts
@seandailey3898
@seandailey3898 5 жыл бұрын
"Treat your Snout, to some of that Free Booty Pasta, Bruh Bruh" - the legend aka Theo Von
@MBheli621
@MBheli621 4 жыл бұрын
Haha lost it when he said that
@rio7916
@rio7916 4 жыл бұрын
I'm crying haha
@thebandcoca
@thebandcoca 3 жыл бұрын
“You can’t put a silk hat on a pig” lol. Love when he messes up sayings and words. My favourite is still “I was on the Eucalyptical machine” 😂
@ThePwnedProduction
@ThePwnedProduction 2 жыл бұрын
“If they’re alive and suffering then you shoot em in the leg” 😂😂
@Youtubekert
@Youtubekert 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@NR-gp2il
@NR-gp2il 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing like coffee and the eucalyptical machine in the morning
@nateclegg9334
@nateclegg9334 5 жыл бұрын
Joey have theo on more he is tremendous
@brandonbombay6338
@brandonbombay6338 5 жыл бұрын
He used to be on all the time. Highly recommend searching their classics together like #443
@Ryan-nd3zu
@Ryan-nd3zu 5 жыл бұрын
He has his own podcast. This past weekend with Theo von
@nateclegg9334
@nateclegg9334 5 жыл бұрын
Ryan McCain yo ik but theo and joey together are funny as fuck
@zegrasisinnocent
@zegrasisinnocent 5 жыл бұрын
@@Ryan-nd3zu everyone and their mother has a podcast these days lol
@Hardcoreforliife
@Hardcoreforliife 5 жыл бұрын
Tip top magoo
@DQTHECHEF
@DQTHECHEF 4 жыл бұрын
Theo is saying everything without even taking time to think ... this man is a true natural everybody had a dude this funny in high school but they usually ended up in jail or homeless and on crack.
@hunnitmanjuuve2404
@hunnitmanjuuve2404 8 ай бұрын
Or in jail and on crack 💀
@calob3927
@calob3927 3 жыл бұрын
Joey doesn’t laugh the way he does at theo, with anyone. They’re brilliant together
@dannymellor5596
@dannymellor5596 5 ай бұрын
Chemistry is tremendous
@theloosemoose8200
@theloosemoose8200 5 жыл бұрын
"If the animal is still alive and suffering you can shoot it in the leg to help it out" -joey Diaz
@jarvissdot7700
@jarvissdot7700 3 жыл бұрын
lol i heard that as well😭
@tonycardo874
@tonycardo874 3 жыл бұрын
I’m crying
@TrollHiddenCave
@TrollHiddenCave 3 жыл бұрын
You're supposed to shoot it in the head if you shoot it in the legs just going to suffer some more
@sterlingbither5866
@sterlingbither5866 2 жыл бұрын
@@TrollHiddenCave thank you for the clarification captain obvious
@dvr2838
@dvr2838 2 жыл бұрын
Where the fuck did you grow up africa?😂😂
@Codyjb818
@Codyjb818 5 жыл бұрын
This podcast had me dying 😂 Theo is damn good at keeping a straight face... at one point Joey says “quit trying to be funny!” 🤣🤣
@trespasscomplex
@trespasscomplex 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not!
@choab
@choab 3 жыл бұрын
It seems at that moment Joey was trying to not make light of the Chelsea story
@ovarianbarbarian4186
@ovarianbarbarian4186 2 жыл бұрын
Haha yeah, Joey said if u see one alive and suffering shoot it in the Leg to make sure it don't suffer. That Had me dying 🤣🤣
@ItsReplayBro
@ItsReplayBro 10 ай бұрын
1:18:38😂😂😂😂
@RAMSEY1987
@RAMSEY1987 5 жыл бұрын
No one puts words together like Theo, maybe because I’m from the UK but it’s hilarious. Booty pasta 🍝, peppermint hunter 😂😂.
@leroybaratone6930
@leroybaratone6930 5 жыл бұрын
Air Calamari, lol
@wadesuhr
@wadesuhr Жыл бұрын
Gristle Missle
@HUBBABUBBADOOPYDOOP
@HUBBABUBBADOOPYDOOP 2 жыл бұрын
Joey, please consider my words- I was a heavy tobacco and pot smoker for 35 years. I am also a recovering alcoholic. Smoke free 5.5 years, dry 6 months. I have severe COPD type 2 now, was type 3 before quitting smoke. I went cold turkey with pot, but used a vape pen to quit tobacco, about 3 months. Coughing up blood woke me up. I use 2 inhalers, 4 vials in a nebulizer, and 1 pill every day, just to breathe. Your liver is the only (major) organ that regenerates; your lungs/throat do "heal", but very slowly. I'm not a Doctor, or health expert- but I can tell you that hearing your cough (medium loose, phlegm/sputum with tightness) is a sign you have way too much water in your body, mostly the Bronchi tubes. The years of cocaine and now pot and vaping is catching up. I'd advise you to ask your Doctor about a prescription of "Lasix" (Furosemide) 1 pill a day. You will have a full bladder every 20 minutes, be prepared. After 1 week, you'll notice less puffiness, less chunky cough. Try to limit your water intake. I've seen you guzzle a bottle every hour- you are drowning, leading to CHF (Congestive Heart Failure). Been there, done that.
@Vandanescobar
@Vandanescobar 2 жыл бұрын
👌👌👌👌
@martinpickr9582
@martinpickr9582 Жыл бұрын
Watch his recent podcasts bud. He’s doing very very well. Looks so healthy!
@breakfastattiffanys741
@breakfastattiffanys741 4 жыл бұрын
I discovered Theo 2 weeks ago and have actually watched every goddamn podcast he was gracious enough to attend..... Yeah I love em and have no life haha.
@dreamwareinc.3071
@dreamwareinc.3071 3 жыл бұрын
same haha
@Kloppsserialbottlers
@Kloppsserialbottlers 3 жыл бұрын
I found him pretty recently too. Dude is beyond a legend. Never heard such funny shit in my life.
@Deadhammer218
@Deadhammer218 3 жыл бұрын
His podcast "this Past Weekend" is also tremendous
@circa2008
@circa2008 5 жыл бұрын
ive been waiting for this upload all day, theo von is our favorite guest on the church!
@DCMA247
@DCMA247 5 жыл бұрын
That and Ralphie May ! RIP Ralphie May ! You and Joey telling stories made me laugh so hard, such a bond you guys had! Theo Von is also a favorite guest of mine too!
@twrzenski
@twrzenski 5 жыл бұрын
Preach, you naughty little hamster
@darrenXparker
@darrenXparker 5 жыл бұрын
Can’t sleep, time for some Uncle Joey coke stories... 💨
@michaelthielmann7620
@michaelthielmann7620 5 жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey kicks the fuckin' mule that gets sleep rolling, cocksuckas.
@greenthumb8170
@greenthumb8170 Жыл бұрын
Theo’s vocabulary is something to admire
@darrenmac3961
@darrenmac3961 3 ай бұрын
“ thoroughfares “ 🤔🙃😆
@coleacoveno1184
@coleacoveno1184 5 жыл бұрын
“Sounds like a halfway house in Albuquerque” 😂
@JohnDoe-zw5og
@JohnDoe-zw5og 2 жыл бұрын
Loved that!
@e.e121
@e.e121 5 жыл бұрын
1:17:47 "I know what's it like to be a young girl" - Sounds like a story for another day, Josephine
@blerpp7813
@blerpp7813 2 жыл бұрын
😭😭😂
@Moncriefs
@Moncriefs 3 жыл бұрын
“what Ima do is”..... Joey cutting deals in these ads😂😂
@habs249
@habs249 4 жыл бұрын
'It takes twenty years to look back'. Deep.
@loveforthe90s
@loveforthe90s Жыл бұрын
God these episodes at this time were just like magic. That room, the lighting, just everything is perfect for close conversation
@enmeterdumheter
@enmeterdumheter Жыл бұрын
There where a time when podcasts was awesome and not everyone had one. Great times. Something new will soon Come. ❤️🇸🇪💯
@figurefiguras4104
@figurefiguras4104 Жыл бұрын
@@enmeterdumheter yeah man wtf its super oversaturated now w redundant mfs fuuuuh Edit: also, shout out sweden
@BNutsTV
@BNutsTV 5 жыл бұрын
Joey blew his ass on Lee so much on this episode. Lmao! Love how Theo describes each one of Joeys farts.
@kevinstrahla7137
@kevinstrahla7137 5 жыл бұрын
This made my day being surprised by my 2 favorite people
@johnnyangus1511
@johnnyangus1511 5 жыл бұрын
Ben Dover me too dude!
@travistravinyle4207
@travistravinyle4207 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed started the 330am shift to this new upload
@lensperspective9753
@lensperspective9753 5 жыл бұрын
Ben Dover Whatta 'bout, Lee, Nigga? There favorite people
@kevinstrahla7137
@kevinstrahla7137 5 жыл бұрын
@@lensperspective9753 sheiiit cus you right
@markcurry3083
@markcurry3083 2 жыл бұрын
No love for the prison ham Lee?
@LastKingDbro
@LastKingDbro Жыл бұрын
Man I had no clue what the next 4 years had in store for me but this brought me joy to re-watch my favorite episode
@tonelocsv6278
@tonelocsv6278 3 жыл бұрын
Lee the fart sponge 🧽 lmaoooo 😂😂
@christopherchesler5717
@christopherchesler5717 5 жыл бұрын
Theo genuinely makes Joey laugh😂
@greenspark101
@greenspark101 5 жыл бұрын
Good morning ☀️ we got Joey AND Theo. It’s already a good day
@iseeolly9959
@iseeolly9959 5 жыл бұрын
Brightens up a rainy day on the east coast of england! xx
@zackfranklin6912
@zackfranklin6912 5 жыл бұрын
@@GraveyardDave19 you can sniff mine when I get off work.
@greenspark101
@greenspark101 5 жыл бұрын
Voodoo Zombie I’m scared to ask...
@Dgusting
@Dgusting 5 жыл бұрын
Theo Von kinda reminds me of Joey Diaz a bit in the way that he came on to all these podcasts at once and just killed it. I had never really heard of either until I listened to them on podcasts and they're just fucking hilarious. And it's effortless for both. They just ooze hilarity.
@Raven-uk7tf
@Raven-uk7tf 4 жыл бұрын
I love how genuine Joey is. I loves him
@donfillinger3571
@donfillinger3571 5 жыл бұрын
Why does theo look like he's broadcasting from the Heaven's Gate video?
@sevtosaze
@sevtosaze 5 жыл бұрын
BAHAHA
@jamesturner6949
@jamesturner6949 5 жыл бұрын
LOL wonder if he's wearing Nikes
@sibe6096
@sibe6096 5 жыл бұрын
lol
@issafacelift
@issafacelift 2 жыл бұрын
Idk, why?
@AndresGomez-ct7qb
@AndresGomez-ct7qb 5 жыл бұрын
Joey: "If you've ever watched 'Miami Vice', either the second or third episode..." Theo: "I read the book, I think." Joey: "There's no fucking book." I fucking love when these two get together.
@brooklyngonzalez8549
@brooklyngonzalez8549 Жыл бұрын
Joey, thank you for being so genuine out here on the internet. I never would’ve known a life like yours being a young person in this day and age. Much respect to you, Theo, and Lee for putting in the time and effort to make these videos.
@thorthumb0031
@thorthumb0031 24 күн бұрын
who here is watching this in the year 2024?
@jaycastaneda193
@jaycastaneda193 5 жыл бұрын
"Fish Poison" - I died 😂😂😂😂 Oh Lee
@justinalane5242
@justinalane5242 2 жыл бұрын
In my 40 years i cannot how i have never heard of theo von but omg. Am i ever glad he came across my page. Im addicted to his humor. He is one of thw funniest guys ive heard.
@billbrasky7540
@billbrasky7540 Жыл бұрын
I laugh and love it when Theo is so genuinely excited When joey is telling a story, that he keeps trying to guess what Joey is gonna say next (like a little kid during storytime), but instead in my head, I see and hear Rusty Cuyler constantly blurting out wrong answers 😂
@TrevRevlin
@TrevRevlin 2 жыл бұрын
I never thought I'd be taking health and lifestyle advice from Joey Diaz but here I am ✍🏻
@NR-gp2il
@NR-gp2il 2 жыл бұрын
The sleep apnea mask
@btdrunkartist8292
@btdrunkartist8292 5 жыл бұрын
Joey should be the commentator of Tony vs Khabib..like who agrees.
@ACactusHealingRhino
@ACactusHealingRhino 5 жыл бұрын
KHALABIB WITH THE TAKEDOWN
@DapperCracker512
@DapperCracker512 5 жыл бұрын
Khabib still trying to fight Floyd and already going to be suspended. That fight ain't happening anytime soon.
@ThreeWolf4Life
@ThreeWolf4Life 5 жыл бұрын
I hope that happens!
@bbwarwick
@bbwarwick 5 жыл бұрын
STOP THE FIGHT JOE ROGAN!!
@str8904
@str8904 5 жыл бұрын
"Joe Rogan, this fight is tremendous. I don't know whose scarier, Khalabeeb or Tommy Ferguson."
@mcbastard_tv6927
@mcbastard_tv6927 5 жыл бұрын
Joey you seriously got to light your guest better you don't look like they're in Witness Protection they are hiding in the shadows.
@saucedawg73
@saucedawg73 5 жыл бұрын
Lee fuckin it up
@mcbastard_tv6927
@mcbastard_tv6927 5 жыл бұрын
@Trane Sonic you're right but when he's any of you want someone I want to actually see that person I don't want to see them in the dark.
@emptyscience
@emptyscience 5 жыл бұрын
its gangsta paradise 24/7 over there cocksuckaz
@lmnt1153
@lmnt1153 5 жыл бұрын
Theos an idiot. Lee is Lee.
@narcoskeptic
@narcoskeptic 5 жыл бұрын
yeah i dont understand when or why it changed from the previous dope setup
@TheAwillz
@TheAwillz 3 жыл бұрын
After my struggles I’ve started the journey to be a psychologist. Love you Joey you helped me so much
@JohnDoe-zw5og
@JohnDoe-zw5og 2 жыл бұрын
Best wishes to you 👍
@TheAwillz
@TheAwillz 2 жыл бұрын
@@JohnDoe-zw5og thank you
@roymunson1
@roymunson1 5 ай бұрын
That's just a racket for the Jews 😅
@nicholassmith8212
@nicholassmith8212 3 жыл бұрын
Theo is such a great guy you can tell he doesn't wanna hurt people's feelings but hilarious at the same time. Love you guys
@RyanMoreno543
@RyanMoreno543 7 ай бұрын
😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😮😂 1:58:00
@RyanMoreno543
@RyanMoreno543 7 ай бұрын
1:58:00
@robertdotson1467
@robertdotson1467 4 жыл бұрын
"In Japan that's like buyin somebody a scarf." Hahahahah Theo is on fire on this one.
@snoop8664
@snoop8664 3 жыл бұрын
“I know what it’s like to be a young girl” -Joey Diaz
@jackryan7445
@jackryan7445 3 жыл бұрын
timestamp?
@JohnDoe-zw5og
@JohnDoe-zw5og 2 жыл бұрын
@jack ryan Just before 1:18:00
@reddead6399
@reddead6399 3 жыл бұрын
“What are you, a fucking undertaker” 💀😂😂
@devinsilva2102
@devinsilva2102 Жыл бұрын
Bruh these 3 are the best barely starting at 4:40 im dead. “If I can keep and have me my own lil lee, in a wheel barrel.” In a wheel barrel for lee’s 😂 dude 😂😂
@mykillmatic
@mykillmatic 2 жыл бұрын
"Hondurans will walk 30 hours in a 24 hour day" - Theo lmfao
@corythecarry5831
@corythecarry5831 5 жыл бұрын
"If they were alive and suffering youd shoot em in the leg" lmfaoooo that would just hurt it more
@michaelsnyder8661
@michaelsnyder8661 4 жыл бұрын
Cory The Carry too much time in the city lol
@jayden7170
@jayden7170 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha he is a comic come on y’all it went RIGHT OVER YOUR HEAD
@Dozier717
@Dozier717 4 жыл бұрын
My boy calling Lee a "Prison ham" had me balling
@Michael-jr5ie
@Michael-jr5ie 4 күн бұрын
25:25 Joey describing the guy from his childhood, and Theo just says “not Samuel huh?” 😂😂😂😂
@ClownTrader1
@ClownTrader1 5 жыл бұрын
The more Theo lets his real personality out, the better he gets. He's remarkably better than just two years ago. He the next big one out there in the biz.
@_CARKENT
@_CARKENT 9 ай бұрын
Spot on prediction
@tree7249
@tree7249 2 жыл бұрын
How does a guy who tried killing all his brain cells for 40 years still have a memory three times better than I do???
@pizza21boy
@pizza21boy 5 ай бұрын
I’ve listened to this about 85 times now
@liambeamer1883
@liambeamer1883 3 жыл бұрын
It's refreshing that the Theo podcasts are basically just three way conversations.
@jiggs9647
@jiggs9647 5 жыл бұрын
Been waiting all night for this. Theo is the man
@zackfranklin6912
@zackfranklin6912 5 жыл бұрын
Dang was Unc really mad at Theo about the Chelsea Handler thing? He said "Quit trying to be funny". I've never seen him react like that.
@gorgolbutt
@gorgolbutt 5 жыл бұрын
+Zack What time doe?
@J_ay_Z
@J_ay_Z 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah I thought that was funny lol I get that reaction from friends a lot when I keep pushing. Theo just replies slyly "I'm not" haha it wasgreat
@zackfranklin6912
@zackfranklin6912 5 жыл бұрын
@@gorgolbutt like 1hr 18 min.
@gorgolbutt
@gorgolbutt 5 жыл бұрын
Zack Thx. Damn, he went to town tryna get a lady give up tail. I just talk nice for a minute or two, and that's usually all it takes. We all different i guess... ; )
@sevtosaze
@sevtosaze 5 жыл бұрын
Naa, he was just saying to Theo "speak your mind, don't gotta mask it under comedy or being nice, just tell it like it is.." "if she was a bitch or you don't think highly of her, let er rip and tell it how ya feel"
@ArmyGrunt1986
@ArmyGrunt1986 Жыл бұрын
I swear every episode Lee asks "what does that even mean". Joey: " lee, do you want a water?" Lee: "what does that even mean"
@mikoyanig5512
@mikoyanig5512 2 жыл бұрын
The way Joey pronounce pierogis is hilarious. However I’m glad he’s showing love for the Polish food
@beautynotstatic2419
@beautynotstatic2419 Жыл бұрын
Pedaheh.
@mikoyanig5512
@mikoyanig5512 Жыл бұрын
@@beautynotstatic2419 that’s the Ukrainian way to pronounce it
@beautynotstatic2419
@beautynotstatic2419 Жыл бұрын
@@mikoyanig5512 And how my French-Canadian Grandmother pronounce it. Thunder Bay loves their pierogies!
@hunchoboss534
@hunchoboss534 3 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooooo “ around the holidays bruh?” 💀💀💀
@SebastianTinajero
@SebastianTinajero 5 жыл бұрын
i don't remember the last time i laughed this much listening to a podcast, love theo von
@jerryaxeman2938
@jerryaxeman2938 11 ай бұрын
Going back to the classic eps so great...😂
@fredfreddy1502
@fredfreddy1502 3 жыл бұрын
I love Joey Diaz. The stories and the truth about life. I did time and was a heroin addict. I'm clean from smack now and feel great. I smoke weed, drink here and there, shrooms occasionally. Whenever I feel down and out I go to the Church of Happenings!
@ohYex
@ohYex 5 жыл бұрын
“Or if you see a big, big person and they got there stomach stapled...I was at a pool one time.. “ Just love it.
@AllThingsAction
@AllThingsAction 5 жыл бұрын
They are both so honest and vulnerable it really makes me feel like they are such great people.
@jrayburn6169
@jrayburn6169 3 жыл бұрын
"Bull racing in Bulgaria"😂😂
@joshuasheldon1237
@joshuasheldon1237 Жыл бұрын
Lee sounds like he’s tryna do a mid morty impression constantly 😂
@Cheeseboardv
@Cheeseboardv 5 жыл бұрын
Theo is my spirt animal. My guide. My teacher. My best friend. My fucking legend.
@bryantbrito2467
@bryantbrito2467 Жыл бұрын
Blow him already
@yourmomshouse6984
@yourmomshouse6984 Жыл бұрын
Creepy
@bryantbrito2467
@bryantbrito2467 Жыл бұрын
@@yourmomshouse6984 I know right
@danielseliger1123
@danielseliger1123 5 жыл бұрын
Joey and Theo are great together. Best episode ever.
@kevinsherrow5713
@kevinsherrow5713 Жыл бұрын
Seeing theo take criticism the way he did. Shows his character. Wasn't offended, wasn't pissy, he was taking it all in. This is truly a video of a professor of sorts passing the knowledge of a true comedian. This is what I take from this.
@MobilityX
@MobilityX 3 жыл бұрын
Love the way Joey always hustles for his advertisers - true pro!
@jefeblanco6164
@jefeblanco6164 5 жыл бұрын
Appreciate this Podcast so much they always help me threw shit
@jakeoviatt5548
@jakeoviatt5548 Жыл бұрын
I choked when joey said" if there alive and suffering shoot em in the leg or whatver u do" hahahah
@inscrutable67
@inscrutable67 Жыл бұрын
"Treat your snout to some of that booty pasta" 😂🤣
@andoni560
@andoni560 2 жыл бұрын
I believe Joey Diaz has the best intros and promos I genuinely enjoy listening to them
@catalystcody4949
@catalystcody4949 5 жыл бұрын
I’m born & raised from Theo’s hometown, Covington. He must have been raised in what we locals term “the Dark 30’s” on the other side of the tracks
@SonOfaGun999
@SonOfaGun999 4 жыл бұрын
Catalyst Cody what goes on on the other side of the tracks??
@weston7585
@weston7585 4 жыл бұрын
@@SonOfaGun999 people burry roadkill weekly, and are hyper aware of the hazards embankments present.
@basse9914
@basse9914 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao other side of the track
@andrewbrandmusic1971
@andrewbrandmusic1971 4 жыл бұрын
Weston RIP Billy Conforto 😂
@catalystcody4949
@catalystcody4949 4 жыл бұрын
Crime, not bad to any extent. It’s the hood area with the court house, parish prison, Parish Sheriff Office, & City Police force for geographical convenience. Our streets are numbered & once they start getting in the upper 20’s it gets hooder thus “the Dark 30’s” was coined
@TheFarmacySeedsNetwork
@TheFarmacySeedsNetwork 5 жыл бұрын
Two of my favorite comedians talking is always a great show!
@christianbecerra7875
@christianbecerra7875 Жыл бұрын
crazy listening to him talking about everett mall and kent cause i live in everett. what a legend
@LocaalDent
@LocaalDent 5 жыл бұрын
I swear, the most subtly hilarious thing Theo does is end every other sentence with “i think” 😂😂
@dustyrhodes1655
@dustyrhodes1655 5 жыл бұрын
Theo Von "that fart had breast milk in it"......2018 podcast quote of the year
@sashanpillay3432
@sashanpillay3432 5 жыл бұрын
We need a Christ killa cam!
@conr16
@conr16 5 жыл бұрын
Lee is in his safe space, leave him be 😂
@HomeOfTheBRAVE.
@HomeOfTheBRAVE. 5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao I agree
@lensperspective9753
@lensperspective9753 5 жыл бұрын
*Pink Floyd, Comfortably Numb* Hello, hello, hello
@Hardcoreforliife
@Hardcoreforliife 5 жыл бұрын
conr16 let him giggle in peace
@RyT33
@RyT33 5 жыл бұрын
Probably the most honest podcast on the Church i was not ready for. Damn
@agentfernandez1473
@agentfernandez1473 2 жыл бұрын
Theo and Lee flirting is the best
@travistravinyle4207
@travistravinyle4207 5 жыл бұрын
10:10 "take a whiff of that fart, that is tremendous" lmao
@deanobrien2021
@deanobrien2021 5 жыл бұрын
Theo's reaction to Lee's age killed me 😂
@sespi5183
@sespi5183 2 жыл бұрын
42:23 "ill buy a phone from you rn" 🤣🤣
@dcac6237
@dcac6237 5 жыл бұрын
Theo and Joey, the best story tellers in the comedy game. Hands down.
@AlphaMom55
@AlphaMom55 5 жыл бұрын
Omgsh! Theo Freakin' Von! I absolutely love him. Theo and the great Joey Diaz! I'm so excited.
@607shon
@607shon 5 жыл бұрын
sonnermom55 has p
@tommydavidson4608
@tommydavidson4608 5 жыл бұрын
Lee: I'm 30 Theo: I thought you were 19 Lmao
@depperoni
@depperoni Ай бұрын
"my mother dressed as poorly like an Indian shop..like out of a native catalog" lol 😂
@joejackson3916
@joejackson3916 5 жыл бұрын
“He gets in the pool ... nobody’s drowning bruh all the waters out” I fucking love theo
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