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The Coffee Table (2024) Review
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Күн бұрынHoly Sh*t… this will upset most anyone.
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@vastral1924 3 ай бұрын
The salesman is the devil, YOU CAN FEEL THE LOOK… at the opening scene.
@Dr0p0fahat 2 ай бұрын
It's possible. I think it's like a monkey's paw story - the salesman says the table will make his life better - since Jesus didn't want children, the table did what it thought he wanted in a twisted way.
@schwarzesonne4001 Ай бұрын
@@Dr0p0fahatbut it didnt make his life better, so your logic makes no sence. Only logical approach would be that "he didnt want that baby (cause he thought it will make his life better)" and "devil" granted him his wish in a "twisted" way that it didnt make his life better? Still makes no sence, I agree; But your logic has even less sence. Cause if you are going to "twist" a wish, first you must grant a wish to twist and he hasn't been granted a wish at all. (According to your argument) So yeah, youre wrong
@Dr0p0fahat Ай бұрын
@@schwarzesonne4001 Bro, I never said he was granted a wish (I never used the word "wish" at all). And I didn't say the table succeeded in making his life better, I said it tried to act on his unspoken resentment of the baby - if you missed that he didn't want the baby, you missed a lot. And it does follow the tortured logic of a "monkey's paw" type of twisted "deepest desires fulfilled" story (or "Wishmaster", for a more modern take). The table acted on his deepest unspoken desires with disastrous consequences. It makes a lot of sense in the context of the movie. We can agree to disagree.
@schwarzesonne4001 Ай бұрын
@@Dr0p0fahat my bad, I understand your comment now. I thought u ment it like "deal with the devil" logic. My bad, sorry. You explained it good, I just didnt get it. I understand that he didnt want a child. Just didnt quite get your comment at first but Im not that dumb that I havent realised he didnt want the child haha (thats why i dont get why all comments suggest it was an accident btw, I think this movie wants to let us to determine was it an accident or act of rage)
@btvcast 3 ай бұрын
It's funny the people I thought were gonna be offended weren't. They came back blown away and thankful. It's done so courteous and not overly gore filled. I think that's why.
@MrBooone 3 ай бұрын
Dude it’s the most ok level horror ever, I love your channel but you full out shilled so hard for the most ok horror ever LMAO Once again this doesn’t come from hate, it’s just not that hard man. It’s a good movie but damn you made it sound like it was the strange thing about the Johnsons. THAT was upsetting, this was milque toast of that. Still good, but hardly something that would upset people
@zacgale4231 3 ай бұрын
@@MrBooonedo you have kids? Bc that aspect of the film hit me hard
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
Now now boys
@angeldaviani8678 3 ай бұрын
movie sucks, i fell asleep watching this. People love hype. Go watch "malevolent" thats a good movie. fun, crazy, scary, and with a twist at the end dont waste your time watching this
@btvcast 3 ай бұрын
@@MrBoooneYou over here trying to sell your lack of enjoyment to people who enjoyed the movie too? JFC. You Need to move on dude. The movie is not for you. Too bad.
@d50mx6 3 ай бұрын
Your video popped up in my feed a couple weeks ago and luckily I watched only 2 minutes of it. As a person who kind of likes disturbing movies, I watched this movie last night with trepidation. It was a hard watch. I had this anxiety-like feeling in my chest throughout the movie. It was very well-made and acted. Great movie!
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
Careful, there’s a bunch of people going around attacking anyone who likes this movie and demanding that they acknowledge it isn’t good and not disturbing. Haha
@taychanel 3 ай бұрын
This was really good👍 It's funny people are more concerned with animal cruelty than what actually happened😂 The salesman coming to the apartment mixed with the aftermath of what happened was the funny part for me.
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
Haha
@ButterCookie1984 3 ай бұрын
Just finished. Came away shocked, but it was bearable. Very unique, and I can see myself recommending it.
@ConGamePro 3 ай бұрын
Very Good. I loved when the drip came across the baby monitor. What that man went through was soul chattering.
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
Oh yeah. That was wild
@deliaproductions 14 күн бұрын
@@sinistercinemareviews5420 You wouldn’t know, you’re just a desensitized horror fan that has was watched too much.
@maxwashingtonmusic7000 3 ай бұрын
I might watch it. I have trouble watching horrifying movies like Martyrs and Sex and the City 2. Your review makes this movie sound powerful. Great vid! 🎥🎥🎥🎥
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
Ugh, the fucking second sex in the city movie was so pointless.
@DOAVLAD 3 ай бұрын
The reason we don’t find out what happens is because He doesn’t even know what happened the movie was seen was from his lost and confused pov
@BillCassinelli 3 ай бұрын
I am in absolute 100% agreement with Jason. everything from Hitchcock's ROPE to being desensitized, knowing it's just a movie, but DAMN. It is phenomenal. 10/10 for me.
@xspartacuspmaximus5247 3 ай бұрын
I've watched this movie because of Beyond the Void and I'm glad I did. Really enjoyed the dark suspense this movie presented. One of the best one I've seen as of recent. My teenager kids were very much impressed by this movie. It's one of their favorite movie so far.
@robinpst4935 3 ай бұрын
Great review guys. Not a movie I plan to see but your conversation about it was helpful.
@AndréVilaFranca 3 ай бұрын
Thanks for the recommendation guys. I'm looking forward to it.
@HorrorHemo13 3 ай бұрын
Im leaving before the spoiler talk, so my guess is a movie called The Coffee Table would be "What if that Wayfair conspiracy were true and how crazy can we make it"
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
🤔
@kristennelson3190 3 ай бұрын
That could be a really interesting movie, actually!!
@justindececco5836 3 ай бұрын
Baby gets decapitated....spoiler alert
@Ilovetruecrime545 3 ай бұрын
The saddest and most disturbing well-done movie I have ever seen is amazing actress Noomi Rapace’s Daisy Diamond. That movie destroyed my soul.
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
Never saw it
@zacgale4231 3 ай бұрын
The most saddest movie I’ve ever seen is Playground (2017).. went into this knowing nothing.. not even knowing it was a true story.. it left me in shambles.. I couldn’t stop crying after it ended.
@nordriket 3 ай бұрын
I still feel like I'm having a panic attack after watching this movie. I had not read any warnings, and I should have. Very good movie, but I'm not watching this again
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
It definitely can be very impactful
@marcnebotprat3516 3 ай бұрын
Cool review guys. The movie was made near where I live, in just ten days and with a ridiculous budget. I would say its a very dark comedy, with some Coen's influence. And yes, impossible not to think of Ari Aster. Try to check out the movie he co-directed in 2017 with Albert Pintó (Pintó is the one that made Netflix's "Nowhere" recently). Its called "Matar a Dios" ("Killing God").
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
Nowhere is THE BEST
@thefaceless8796 3 ай бұрын
Lord have mercy. My sister is a new mother and she's going through some serious postpartum OCD with the intrusive thoughts that she's going to hurt the child both accidentally and on purpose. It just hits a little harder seeing this review after having a long talk with her earlier today and over the past few weeks. I'm a father myself so it's crazy to think of on that level as well. I think I'm going to have to skip this one. At least for a while. Although I am also desensitized in a way like you were saying by watching a Serbian film and martyrs, human guinea pig and the like but idk perhaps I'm good right now lol.
@TrevyTrev-andTheFunkyPets 3 ай бұрын
I’m learning to skip these overhyped “ different “ movies. Civil War, Late Night with the Devil, When Evil Lurks. As much I as love different movies , they just don’t hit the mark these days. Taking my niece & nephew to Kingdom of The Planet of Apes tomorrow and have some fun.😊
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
Definitely don’t recommend it to her… we all have those intrusive thoughts.
@NightOwlandtheMoon 3 ай бұрын
I watched this immediately after seeing the Beyond the Void review, so I relate to Jason. I even thought it was going to be a paranormal movie with a cursed coffee table lol. But what it is is a great movie placed in reality. I agree with this review by you both so much. Great movie. I can be sensitive to real life crime stories and I can’t watch A Serbian Film (tried to but turned it off), but I did fine with this one and really appreciated every aspect. Like Jason said- perfect film. IMDb has “comedy” and “dark comedy” genre tags. I’d say possibly dark quirkiness with the horrific situation but no way comedy and I never laughed, just had my jaw dropped the whole time.
@ConGamePro 3 ай бұрын
Yeah I hadn’t read ANYTHING about it. So I also thought it was going to be about a haunted coffee table or something where the furniture store was a cult. But what I got was so deliciously better. I’m a horrible human being as I only feel bad when animals die in films.
@DonJoeBob Ай бұрын
"Theatre of the Mind" is the best way to describe this one. It's what separates good films from great films and why a film like this is so much more effective than over the top ones like A Serbian Film, which I wouldn't recommend to anyone, it's good but 'too much'. The Coffee Table will surely be an interesting watch for nearly anyone who can handle a pitch black dark comedy film. Loved it.
@Dr0p0fahat 2 ай бұрын
Since Jesus imagined hearing the sounds from the monitor and seeing and tasting the blood, part of me was hoping that when his brother looked at the baby, it would turn out that the baby was fine, that Jesus had imagined the baby's death (manifestation of his insecurity watching it alone), and that the blood was all his. I was disappointed but not surprised to find out I was wrong.
@sinistercinemareviews5420 2 ай бұрын
That would take the impact away
@Dr0p0fahat 2 ай бұрын
@@sinistercinemareviews5420 I agree completely. I was grasping at hope, but the movie has no hope, and that's why it's so nerve-shattering and soul-crushing.
@OreoDave 2 ай бұрын
Did the neighbor ever get the stain remover back? Loose end. I can't make heads or tails of it. Cheers 👐
@sinistercinemareviews5420 2 ай бұрын
Haha
@GoalieOfUnholy 2 ай бұрын
@ 9:37, The glass was on its side, pointing up. Because he was missing the piece to put it in correctly. So he just leaned it up against one of the statues. It was essentially a guillotine.
@jjsmama401 2 ай бұрын
Please hide this comment as it is a spoiler. But thanks for explaining.
@Hobblone-xe3jv 3 ай бұрын
Thanks for spoilers.Don't know if I'll be able to find it.
@oguzhankusoglu4579 3 ай бұрын
Thank you for the recommendation! I will check this out
@theresabarreras4775 19 сағат бұрын
I tried to watch it but couldn't get through it😢
@cleancountershot3941 3 ай бұрын
They showed the table being wobbly bc of the missing screw then he says to the baby wanna see the table I can only assume he sat the baby on it and it fell
@sadrequiem Ай бұрын
***spoilers ahead *** I don’t know if it’s lost in translation, sub or dub, but the movie is pretty funny in several parts. The first 15 minutes (at least after the birthing scene), the film is a comedy. The banter between the couple, between the salesman and the wife, it’s gold. Even after the horrific event, I was still holding my hands to my mouth when the guy visits the neighbors and that whole interaction made me laugh again. It felt like a very very dark comedy and it was a welcome relief at that moment. Still, it was horror after horror with every moment when someone got close to finding out. What a movie! What a ride. Very tragic. After watching it I went into my sleeping son’s room and gave him a kiss while he slept. I love being a father and now I appreciate it a little bit more.
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Ай бұрын
I definitely can see that
@missourigreen051 Ай бұрын
Either you're not use to watching movies with subtitles or you somehow missed it, you say you have no idea how the baby got killed by the coffee table. They made it pretty clear the main character put the baby on top of the coffee table he assuming it's strong enough to hold the baby. If I were him and someone told me the glass is unbreakable I still wouldn't risk putting a baby on top of that. I thought it was really dumb of the main character to do that.
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Ай бұрын
I got how the baby died, but I don’t understand how it could possibly have been decapitated. It falling through the glass wouldn’t cut its head off. You’d have to bring the baby down with force onto something sharp. Cutting the head off of a human isn’t simple. You ever seen someone in a movie fall through a plate of glass and their head comes off? But he did have the glass propped up so maybe he tripped and brought the baby down on the edge of the propped up glass. That could maybe do it. It has nothing to do with subtitles. It has to do with logic
@schwarzesonne4001 Ай бұрын
@@sinistercinemareviews5420 i think that point of the movie is that we dont now if it was an accident or on purpose. There are literally 5 reasons shown in the film that gives strong motive to protagonist about why he would kill his child in an act of rage.
@necromechanimal 3 ай бұрын
Expectations lessen the experience, even more when you have a good imagination. What's stopping you from doing the one minute reviews like you said you would like? I only ever watch reviews & trailers after seeing the film, so I would love if you did that & dedicated the rest of the time to spoiler talk.
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
Just like to talk too much
@necromechanimal 3 ай бұрын
@sinistercinemareviews5420 That's what I'm saying, talk 1 minute spoiler free & give your recommendation or not, then go deep on spoilers! Or if you're worried about retention from weirdos who watch reviews before the film, maybe make shorts until they become available everywhere, then do full spoiler talk? Idk, I just like to comment to help the videos, but I like in depth discussions so that's mainly what I comment about, lol, so just ignore me I guess🤪
@gerudconley1759 3 ай бұрын
you and Kali have the best frontward and backward caps of all time
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
We try
@tjk3430 3 ай бұрын
Expectatons are tricky. I went into Fincher's The Killer without plot spoilers but heard some people didn't like or thought the ending was anticlimactic. I savored every chapter of that film and considered pausing at the last 10 min to watch the whole thing again dreading my good time being ruined. I didn't end up doing that and was pleasantly surprised by the ending. My usual preference is to go into films as blind as possible but had that been the case I might have been let down like those that saw it before me. Having expectations usually works against me but can occasionally have the opposite affect. Thanks for the honest review.
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
I understand completely
@frostbite4954 3 ай бұрын
I think I kindly skip this one. My brother has a one year old daughter, my sister a new born. I don’t want to remember that I have seen that movie, when I visit them.
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
Haha that’s fair
@djdepression 3 ай бұрын
I loved this movie. I didn't really think it was super "disturbing". People just haven't seen a lot of disturbing movies, I guess. That said, this movie read like a tense thriller to me. One of the best horror(?) movies of the year so far.
@karumeg 2 ай бұрын
To be honest, I've seen quite the "disturbing" movies, super explicit, a lot of gore and all, but this one hit me more thematically than visually. Hard to think about a more disturbing movie than this that's not violently over the top.
@djdepression 2 ай бұрын
@karumeg I think Hereditary was more disturbing in terms of something that matches the violence in this movie. If anything goes, then there are tons of more disturbing movies, violence and theme wise.
@cyan11_music 2 ай бұрын
Got the rec from ghost pirate. I agree with all your takes. I just watched it twice in two days. It hit harder the second time because yesterday I was feeling highly desensitized. But still, the final few minutes is so terrifying and that is due to the great job by the actors and the director. I was most impressed by Jesus’ brother, he pulled off that scene so well, all he was trying to do was mitigate a terrible situation and he couldn’t because of the dog and the mom not taking no for an answer. You can really feel the emotions all around the room, and it looks like it would play out that way in reality. It is probably the most harrowing ending I have ever seen, and I have watched thousands of movies, especially horror.
@sinistercinemareviews5420 2 ай бұрын
It definitely effects everyone differently
@chloehandy3516 3 ай бұрын
Glad I found a good review. I went in thinking something truly traumatic must happen, but as soon as it did. Wow. I was shocked. Me and my boyfriend were not expecting that. We’re also pretty desensitized to horror, and this was shocking!! Loved the movie. The dialogue for me just built tension. I couldn’t stand it!! ❤
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
It definitely affects people in different ways
@morallycorruptmaleficentti1194 3 ай бұрын
Yeah when I first saw this movie It screamed Hereditary. I think they wanted to get the beheading part of Hereditary and just stretch out that emotion for a full movie. That’s why I think it’s not as good imo. it’s not scary at all. It’s more of a suspense drama
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
It’s definitely not meant to be scary. Just tragic
@JacobCorenthose 3 ай бұрын
The Coffee Table feels like the dark, fucked up cousin of Hitchcock's Rope. Very similar in how it creates tension, but with a nastier truth at the center of it. This rivals Stopmotion as my favorite horror film of the year so far.
@explodingheadshorrormoviepod 2 ай бұрын
Really liked this one! We were going to cover it on Exploding Heads but Christian didn’t consider it horror 😔
@sinistercinemareviews5420 2 ай бұрын
What a clown
@kylewalker5547 3 ай бұрын
For better or for worse, I’m completely desensitized myself. I saw this last year, and while it was disturbing, I found that it was more of a pitch black comedy that elicits uncomfortable chuckles. It reminds me of a modern day take on a Greek tragedy.
@josealqueres 3 ай бұрын
Exactly! Just wrote that without seeing your coment. Its more like dark comedy than anything else.. really.
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
Yeah, but only to fucked up people like us
@josealqueres 3 ай бұрын
@@sinistercinemareviews5420 Come on man.. let's talk about the absurdity of this film's script and how much it is (im)possible to believe in the father's reaction to the "problem".. I mean.. no 911 call? For me its so absurd its funny and it aims for the shock value/factor. Kindda like "A Serbian movie".
@chloehandy3516 3 ай бұрын
Exactly!! Lol I love your take. Bc me and my boyfriend went from laughing to gasping to laughing within moments!! The tension is incredible and the laughter helps ease that and get the mind all comfortable before the next dread filled scene. Loved it
@NicoWeber2024 3 ай бұрын
i culd not see any comedy in this movie, it´s dark as hell
@modalsoul6511 3 ай бұрын
My dvd shipped yesterday … I’m excited … so far IRREVERSIBLE and SERBIAN FILM are the most disturbing films I’ve seen…. How does it compare to those two ?
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
Nowhere near
@modalsoul6511 3 ай бұрын
@@sinistercinemareviews5420 OMG 😳
@markmononoke7672 3 ай бұрын
I really appreciate your very vague review. Only got 6 minutes into this. Gonna give it a watch!
@markmononoke7672 3 ай бұрын
Im back! The acting was great and I thought the ending was alright. Overall I wanted more from this movie. Didn’t really do it for me, but I’m glad I checked it out.
@remc0s 3 ай бұрын
When i heard the title i expected a movie about haunted furniture, but this is way scarier, because it could actually happen for real.
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
Absolutely
@emcarrillo398 2 ай бұрын
The Coffee Table is okay. I don’t know why people are hyping it up. To compare it to Hereditary is a joke. The voice of the actress playing the mom is so cringe btw. I think Terrified (foreign Argentina) is a better watch.
@sinistercinemareviews5420 2 ай бұрын
You can’t see any similarities in the story between this and hereditary? Now that is a joke
@lauracurriero303 Ай бұрын
Terrified is just a generic Conjuring ripoff all with lame jump scares included, you saying that movie is good tells me everything about your taste and why your opinion should not be taken seriously, movies like Terrified are a dime a dozen, you have to be a literal manchild to be scared or impressed by something like that
@ButterCookie1984 3 ай бұрын
I think I will watch this tonight. As long as there is no animal cruelty.
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
None
@ButterCookie1984 3 ай бұрын
I really liked this film! Glad for the recommendation.
@keithcourson7317 3 ай бұрын
No animal cruelty here. In point of fact, two of the main characters are vegans. 🤣🤣🤣
@Scorpiocatmeow644 3 ай бұрын
Literally my rules too. I can’t do animal cruelty. I couldn’t finish bad boy bubby because of it.
@pamelaboden 3 ай бұрын
I didn't know what was going to happen but as soon as he accidentally killed the baby, I kept thinking, "call the police, call the police, don't do anything but call the police!" It's when he tried to clean it up that made me get anxious. And then I thought, "Well, the police and everyone will understand he's in shock and hiding everything was just a sign of the shock.....". It's not a scary movie, it's an anxiety ridden movie.
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
I agree
@reduXstereo 3 ай бұрын
He was screwed regardless.
@NicoWeber2024 3 ай бұрын
is the table cursed by any evil force or something? That seller was very strange as well, why did he say the glass was indestructible? The movie leave many questions, is deeper than it looks like
@reduXstereo 3 ай бұрын
I like to think the writers left it open ended for deep thinkers to theorize. To me the salesman was like the devil in disguise because he was like the snake in the garden of Eve saying nothing but lies to convince Eve to fall for eating the apple only for it to ruin their lives and bring sin into the world. I saw the table as the apple and the main guy's wife as an example of God telling Adam and Eve not to do it. If that man didn't listen to the salesman the tragedy would be avoided. Just like if Eve didn't listen to the snake death would not be a thing.
@entropystings 3 ай бұрын
Softly disturbing? Intensely reserved? It's hard to quantify the tone of this film. Alex spoiled it for me when he said it's something they do in Spanish language films but not here. But it didn't ruin it for me. The way they paint the main character as being such a good guy was done so well. Good good film.
@aaronclick6388 3 ай бұрын
Where is this available, or if not yet available, where will it be?
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
We rented it on Amazon
@necromechanimal 3 ай бұрын
I was hoping you'd review this! Such a TENSE film, SPOILER when the salesman delivered the screws and was holding him up, it was driving me so crazy I had to laugh, little did i know that was just the beginning! Still wish the dog would have carried around the head with everyone chasing after it. 😂
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
It’s uncomfortable laughter
@rsh8057 2 ай бұрын
This was a horrific beautiful movie. Even looking past the major event, the acting was great and I could have watched a movie about the family dynamics and crazy neighbors and divorced friends. The subtext was amazingly wellhandled and written.
@sinistercinemareviews5420 2 ай бұрын
This film sure has garnered all sorts of different opinions and feelings
@rsh8057 2 ай бұрын
@@sinistercinemareviews5420 Some films like Human Centipede feel like they are made just to offend. It seems like a gimmick and once you know it, there is nothing there. The Coffee Table isn't a gotcha type film but I agree it sure isn't for everyone.
@PaulLarke1980 2 ай бұрын
Really enjoyed this film, but I definitely had a different experience. Going way out on a limb here, but I saw this as primarily a black comedy and did laugh out loud at some of the most 'shocking' scenes. The inciting incident with the coffee table definitley felt like a punchline to a joke that had been being setup from the beginning in the furniture store. I don't feel the film took itself too seriously, allowing for this humerous undertone, which I think makes the film more disturbing if reading the film straight. I just happen to like my humour very dark.
@Did.You.Forget 3 ай бұрын
Damn!!! Spoilers!!! Watch out!
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
🤔
@lucygresham3012 2 ай бұрын
Just finished it...i laughed through pure shock...what a fantastic film...my stomach was an entire knot til the credits x Gotta add I have scar above my eyebrow from running into as glass top coffee table when I was 2...it was the entire length of my toddler eyebrow....coffee table are dangerous xx
@sinistercinemareviews5420 2 ай бұрын
Clearly
@keithcourson7317 3 ай бұрын
Oh. My. God. I just finished this film and I am straight up completely wrecked.
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
Yeah, it can be a very tough watch
@_namenlos1421 3 ай бұрын
Where did u guys watch the movie? I can’t find it anywhere :(
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
We rented it on Apple
@jondufrene5873 3 ай бұрын
Prime video has it as well
@BillCassinelli 3 ай бұрын
I was given a screener months ago to review.
@BookMaven9 3 ай бұрын
Patrick Michael omg! Review: well executed, excellent acting. Stress inducing beyond the pale. Well done! However I won’t be watching this one again lol. Love what the creators did within 90 minutes of run time. No moment is wasted. Economically emotional. I appreciate the film and what they did so much. I have to stay technical about it. But the tragedy was just horrific
@Scorpiocatmeow644 3 ай бұрын
I’m absolutely desensitized to disturbing movies so I’m excited to watch this. It’s definitely been hyped up a lot but I have a feeling I’m gonna be disappointed
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
It’s a good movie. Don’t focus on if it lives up to some shocking hype, just enjoy the film for what it is
@jenniferdunn2837 2 ай бұрын
I just watched the movie but I don't know what happened to the baby. Was it an accident or on purpose because that makes a huge difference in the outcome right? I'm leaning towards accident but if that's the case then the story changes. I don't know what to think
@sinistercinemareviews5420 2 ай бұрын
Accident
@jenniferdunn2837 2 ай бұрын
@@sinistercinemareviews5420ok thanks yeah I've had time to process it and see some reviews and it makes sense especially if the father set the baby on the glass table
@krissymarklewis1793 3 ай бұрын
It was great. I kinda guessed all the pot points though aprt from the ind as I didn't realise a certain "part" had been removed. I always enjoy movies with a happy ending though.I really felt bad for the lead dude, good acting all around.
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
Super bad
@jjsmama401 2 ай бұрын
This was actually a pretty good movie. A lot of disturbing movies are disgusting and I regret watching them, but this one was well done.
@travino 3 ай бұрын
Have you seen " Every year there is another " or the Linda Blair movie " All is Normal "?
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
No
@deliaproductions 14 күн бұрын
You’re only desensitized to this, because you don’t have kids. And it CLEARLY shows.
@sinistercinemareviews5420 13 күн бұрын
Yeah good call. Besides the fact I have 2 kids and love them more than life.
@ShaneMichealCupp Ай бұрын
I thought it was an amazing film and you guys had some great insights in your review.
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Ай бұрын
Thank you
@nickb8755 2 ай бұрын
Why’s it called (2024) the film is from 2022?
@sinistercinemareviews5420 2 ай бұрын
Because this is when it became available to my country
@wolfen69 2 ай бұрын
Great review. Like you it didn't faze me at all but it was tense and heavy. Not really horror though.
@emcarrillo398 2 ай бұрын
I honestly think it’s wrong to call it the most disturbing movie of the year.
@sinistercinemareviews5420 2 ай бұрын
Hence the question mark… and also if this isn’t then what is?
@amberm870 3 ай бұрын
It's in spanish. Which I didn't know until renting it
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
I say it in the review but not until right after I said I was going to discuss spoilers. I was like damn it Jason
@xoneethicx7664 3 ай бұрын
as long as there’s no non-human animals being harmed, i can stomach most things.
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
Yeah
@the_hausing_authority 3 ай бұрын
so you're fine with depictions of humans being harmed, but not animals?
@jbjacobs9514 3 ай бұрын
@@the_hausing_authority Yeah. I feel that way. Depends with humans on what happens. Hereditary had no effect on me, mainly because I really didn't like the movie, let alone the brother and sister. I don't want harm to come to anyone in real life; I cry often at true crime stories. But usually with animals, there is something really wrong with killing an animal in a movie. I just feel like it doesn't have to be done. There are movies I feel that way about children or even adults. It's like I will say, why'd you have to kill that man? He wasn't doing anything to you, kind of thing.
@the_hausing_authority 3 ай бұрын
@@jbjacobs9514absolute food for thought there. Thanks for taking the time to reply. Respect.
@jbjacobs9514 3 ай бұрын
@@the_hausing_authority Back at ya! Thanks.
@lucygresham3012 3 ай бұрын
I read the synopsis...i had to as I don't do animal cruelty...yes I am a wuss! It sounds like a cheerful movie lol xx
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
Haha
@mikewarner5583 3 ай бұрын
I watched this last week. Fantastic film! Jason have you ever watched the unspoken??? 2016. I never have. What did you think of it? If you have.
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
Yes, but I don’t remember it
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
I saw it. Don’t remember my thoughts
@mikewarner5583 3 ай бұрын
@sinistercinemareviews5420 lol. I guess not good since no memory! Lol. I watched trailer yesterday and really interested me.
@jimmydbags1070 3 ай бұрын
I thought this movie was gonna be disturbing as hell. Until I noticed the age rating on Apple TV was 15 in the uk. Which means it’s suitable for teens. So yea. Not gonna be very messed up. It was ok though. Nothing special though.
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
I mean it would be extremely disturbing to a lot of people
@jimmydbags1070 3 ай бұрын
@@sinistercinemareviews5420 Normies maybe.
@sirwolf3617 2 ай бұрын
Def worth the watch. I'm fucking weird and every now and then I have to watch "dread and doom/gloom" style movies and this did the job. Jesus chrhmis. I'm desensitized as well but this hit a nerve.
@sinistercinemareviews5420 2 ай бұрын
It has so many different reactions to it
@emcarrillo398 2 ай бұрын
DON’T BELIEVE THE HYPE PEOPLE. I DID AND I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT.
@sinistercinemareviews5420 2 ай бұрын
You might feel like that cause…
@stephenabbott7259 Ай бұрын
“Heidi-Ho!”
@InstantDefense682 3 ай бұрын
I'll look that Title up.....I always like short films with a violent twist.....Have you ever heard of " Little Deaths"....It contains 3 short stories...skip the two....the third one wins in a landslide. I always liked Simon Rumley's work.
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
Yeah Simon is solid
@InstantDefense682 3 ай бұрын
@@sinistercinemareviews5420 Have seen this one? ....vicious ending.
@jjsmama401 2 ай бұрын
Spoiler spoiler spoiler ALERT!
@AaronBernstein-pw2me 2 ай бұрын
Next thing I felt was that Jesus was going to have to murder everyone else to prevent them from suffering the loss as he was. Tense film. Couldn't stop watching it. Well done.
@sinistercinemareviews5420 2 ай бұрын
I thought so too
@katyrye 3 ай бұрын
Oh my gosh I'm going to find this!
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
Do it
@Dr0p0fahat 3 ай бұрын
The salesman said the table would "make your life better". Jesus didn't want children. The table did what it thought Jesus wanted.
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
Haha
@Dr0p0fahat 2 ай бұрын
@@sinistercinemareviews5420 I wasn't joking! It's like a "Monkey's Paw" situation.
@arcticwolf6402 3 ай бұрын
I'll say this, I liked the movie. I thought it was really engaging. Explored some interesting themes. I was never checked out. I was into it the whole time. However, would I say that this movie was "OMG D I S T U R B I N G?" Yeah, no. It wasn't...... And now, I'm kinda annoyed about the reviewers who said that this was the most disturbing thing they've ever watched... I'm just desensitized to horror, so, that's one thing but even without that factor, I just don't think that this was that horrifying. And I'm sensitive to family drama and interpersonal relationships, but this didn't do it (on the D I S T U R B I N G front).
@jackriley7772 3 ай бұрын
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@SamDavies94 2 ай бұрын
Watched it yesterday, thought it was pretty bad, it's not really disturbing or a 'horror' film, more a very dark comedy. Once I realised it was a comedy I enjoyed it a lot more. The film has poor direction, bad camera work, occasionally poor editing, and some awful acting. If you want to watch a film about child loss that handles things maturely, watch Anti-Christ.
@sinistercinemareviews5420 2 ай бұрын
The opinions on this film vary wildly
@emcarrillo398 2 ай бұрын
I agree. I fell for the hype. I felt like a major dumb-butt when it was over.
@deliaproductions 14 күн бұрын
Comparing this-just on aesthetic level-to “Rope”, IS ABSOLUTE HOGWASH BULLSHIIIT
@sinistercinemareviews5420 13 күн бұрын
Never said anything about aesthetics. I said the concept. Are you just looking for an argument? It sure feels like it. Calm down
@user-bq8sj9xf1g 3 ай бұрын
yeah ok . whats it about
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
A coffee table
@corpse7333 2 ай бұрын
Jesus's wife was extremely annoying. Like literally from the beginning she was way too controlling and she was making fun of her husband and said it was karma. But I guess Jesus's wife got karma by losing the baby. It was never Jesus's fault. A guy can buy something he likes. She made this a huge deal which was unnecessary. Tbh I wasn't surprised or got anything from the movie except seeing how Jesus was terrified. Only his grief. Not his wife's.
@sinistercinemareviews5420 2 ай бұрын
Cause she didn’t find out till the last minute and then killed herself
@corpse7333 2 ай бұрын
@@sinistercinemareviews5420 still it doesn't justify her behaviours towards her husband. Obviously she killed herself because she found out about the great loss. That was a different thing but she was extremely annoying throughout the whole movie
@bruh_hahaha 3 ай бұрын
I thought it was uncomfortably funny and melodramatic. Not really disturbing. 🤷🏻
@chrisbergmanniii59 3 ай бұрын
So is this actually the Spanish language movie the coffee table from 2022?
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
Yes. But, it didn’t get a proper VOD release until this year.
@chrisbergmanniii59 3 ай бұрын
@@sinistercinemareviews5420 I just wanted to make sure this wasn't like an American remake or something
@lunababy4259 3 ай бұрын
Hope you guys check this new found footage film call mind body spirit
@NightOwlandtheMoon 3 ай бұрын
I just saw it. It was just ok to me. The actress did a good job.
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
Just watched it. Going to review it soon.
@lunababy4259 3 ай бұрын
@@NightOwlandtheMoon same it was ok for me but I’m always happy to watch new found footage
@NightOwlandtheMoon 3 ай бұрын
@@lunababy4259True- I did run to watch it the minute I heard about it lol
@markfarrens7733 3 ай бұрын
Is the movie in Spanish ? I feel like that’s been happening a lot lately.
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
Yes. Not sure why I didn’t mention this in the spoiler free part.
@markfarrens7733 3 ай бұрын
I hadn’t heard of this movie until I saw your guys video , no hablar Spanish but I’ll still watch. Thank you !
@aarongaal8168 3 ай бұрын
This movie is really fucked up, as I pull out my copy of MDPOPE 2 to watch for the 16th time 😂
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
Haha
@CFacci-kq1cy 3 ай бұрын
So this is billed as a comedy…
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
Totally
@jbliv831 3 ай бұрын
Like Requiem depressing?
@NightOwlandtheMoon 3 ай бұрын
Not to me- Requiem messed me up! But I saw it so long ago so I could be desensitized now. But I’d watch this again with someone & not Requiem ever again. Like Mother, Requiem was a one and done for me.
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
Depends on your sensitivities
@jonn8911 3 ай бұрын
Most depressing movie of the year. Wasn’t really funny not sure where the dark comedy came from lmfao
@ButterCookie1984 3 ай бұрын
I could see the dark comedy in it.
@NightOwlandtheMoon 3 ай бұрын
How about when the salesman delivered the screw and never commented on the guys appearance?
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
It is a downer
@gerudconley1759 3 ай бұрын
love this film in a bad way
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
You thought it was bad?
@kevinsmith7-7-7 3 ай бұрын
I'll Watch It
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
But it’s woke
@kevinsmith7-7-7 3 ай бұрын
@@sinistercinemareviews5420 Of Course
@nycartist3421 3 ай бұрын
OMG this "trigger warning" pre-amble was so boring. I turned this off after 6 min. ...Whatever.
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
And still took the time to comment. Aww thanks 🥰
@MrBooone 3 ай бұрын
I was personally bummed this one wasn't as good as I thought it was going to be. It felt like the Simpsons Smoked hams sketch where they pad the time for an hour with them not going into the room. It's really not CRAZY, or super disturbing. The opening is wild, but not by much. Reminds me of people talking about Anthropophagus ending being brutal. Certainly rough for the uninitiated, or those who are parents. I think you nailed it, I thought it was going to be more brutal, but it just felt like a cartoonish drama at parts. What was the deal with the salesman, why was his wife so old and intense, but didn't dare go into the room despite trying for ages to have a baby? So much feels like it's for the sake of padding. I personaly wish they amped up the visual anxiety, and been less "haha u suk as a husband hahahahaha". It felt like a not as good who's afraid of virginia woolfe. I still liked it, but I had a friend from America buy me it on amazon since Canada can't do purchases through American amazon. I guess I was doomed to begin with through those expectations. Just like when I bought the WNUF Halloween special sequel "Out there mixtape" for nearly 50$ on dvd through his site...The movie was just ok, but i'm sure if I saw it on Shudder I would have loved it more.
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
It’s a great movie to me but the hype hurts the initial viewing
@josealqueres 3 ай бұрын
Meh... just saw it. More like dark comedy to me than anything else.
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
Yup. A barrel of laughs
@josealqueres 3 ай бұрын
@@sinistercinemareviews5420 🤣🤣
@neilbender3050 3 ай бұрын
No
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
Yes
@angeldaviani8678 3 ай бұрын
theres is nothing crazy about the movie bro smh come on 😂
@sinistercinemareviews5420 3 ай бұрын
Ok… haha
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