The Condom Brand That Guarantees Consent | The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

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@maaiker2977
@maaiker2977 5 жыл бұрын
The consent condoms: yeah cause guys that sexually assault women are always concerned with condoms. Just ask donny.
@hijack69
@hijack69 5 жыл бұрын
Donny who?
@basemaus3728
@basemaus3728 5 жыл бұрын
@@hijack69 donny corn
@AspenEmrys
@AspenEmrys 5 жыл бұрын
Donny Wahlberg?
@MMWEST01
@MMWEST01 5 жыл бұрын
True !!!!!!
@Eisdax
@Eisdax 5 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU!
@slothman9731
@slothman9731 5 жыл бұрын
I'm not even American and I'm starting to believe I can run for US president! Free tacos for everyone!
@eagle3676
@eagle3676 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe we should run and stop all the wars in the middle East.
@joshuanishanthchristian5217
@joshuanishanthchristian5217 5 жыл бұрын
Ayyyy. I'm not American either,but for free tacos, you have my vote! All hail Lord Edgar Business!
@elyeliza8287
@elyeliza8287 5 жыл бұрын
You have my vote!
@windasarikoplak7186
@windasarikoplak7186 5 жыл бұрын
You'll won by 99.99%
@hdx9820
@hdx9820 5 жыл бұрын
You go and build that Wall brother! Haha
@ElPadrino71
@ElPadrino71 5 жыл бұрын
'Look at all those faces' 😂. I die Everytime Trevor says that
@snowblak_tsl
@snowblak_tsl 5 жыл бұрын
Trump has made every one believe they can run for president
@turtleninjai
@turtleninjai 5 жыл бұрын
Trump PROVED any looser can run and win
@MRayner59
@MRayner59 5 жыл бұрын
Just not in a good way.
@turtleninjai
@turtleninjai 5 жыл бұрын
@@MRayner59 MJEEH,, whatta'u'gonna'do? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@ceciliamartin2263
@ceciliamartin2263 5 жыл бұрын
Same with Republican senators, anyone can do better.
@je6874
@je6874 5 жыл бұрын
SnowblakDJ _ as much as I hate the guy, it’s true...
@Aqualindane
@Aqualindane 5 жыл бұрын
SAW puzzles!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I died!
@pancon9947
@pancon9947 5 жыл бұрын
I support health care for eveRYone!
@Redoralive
@Redoralive 5 жыл бұрын
I'm voting for Gary Oldman EEVVVERRYYOONNNEEE!!!
@sejfzlrrhman
@sejfzlrrhman 5 жыл бұрын
evREEEEone
@legendaryubagel2383
@legendaryubagel2383 5 жыл бұрын
@Dewaldt i read first part i was like ok maybe thats not too bad then read for "just one year", werefkd
@hanas_340
@hanas_340 5 жыл бұрын
Okay.. listen guys what if we use two fingers from our two hands instead ???
@VicVonDOOOM
@VicVonDOOOM 5 жыл бұрын
Wait, that's illegal
@lucolyx
@lucolyx 5 жыл бұрын
For real Unless thou partner knowseth thee type
@gva9947
@gva9947 5 жыл бұрын
It needs 11 buttons.
@cancerino666
@cancerino666 5 жыл бұрын
​@@gva9947 Actually, you need 12. Or the guy can still open it... ifyouknowwhatImean giggity
@scorpiodynastyx6601
@scorpiodynastyx6601 5 жыл бұрын
Madman!!
@user-zb3yl1wu8u
@user-zb3yl1wu8u 5 жыл бұрын
the election of trump into office somehow triggered the largest "if he can do it, so can i" movement in history. why don't we all run for president. #everyoneforuspresident2020
@eagle3676
@eagle3676 5 жыл бұрын
In fact, why not? Just run on the most left platform you can think of while running from the republican side. That would be hilarious.
@BB-kw5bz
@BB-kw5bz 5 жыл бұрын
Eagle 367 This is the lowest bar to beat of not being the worst president in the history of the country. Every brain dead imbecile will do a better job than the current toddler in chief. No surprise so many are trying to proof it now.
@JesseGolo
@JesseGolo 5 жыл бұрын
It's funny how many people actually believe that Trump lucked his way into the presidency and that people vote for him for good reasons. He's still kinda bad at it, but still.
@user-zb3yl1wu8u
@user-zb3yl1wu8u 5 жыл бұрын
@@JesseGolo funny indeed. way some people see it, trump became president because hilary was the opponent running on the other side, and she was in a bad place due to all that email scandal (and for possibly other reasons). ...most people though are just tired with how the political system is operating and trump voters probably thought trump (an outsider) would be a 'breath of fresh air'
@JesseGolo
@JesseGolo 5 жыл бұрын
@Anthony Yalon maybe, watch these videos by an american explaining how Trump won. And really, watch all of them to the end. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nMukjbWblbyRfYU.html kzfaq.info/get/bejne/i9mSZal2y-DKgoE.html
@andreponniah9900
@andreponniah9900 5 жыл бұрын
2:24 I can't believe I almost missed the guy from Shazam
@Sleeping_Insomiac
@Sleeping_Insomiac 5 жыл бұрын
Four buttons, five fingers on a hand...
@itsall4u2c
@itsall4u2c 5 жыл бұрын
such a pointless idea...
@SirJonathonDanielGregorySrVthe
@SirJonathonDanielGregorySrVthe 5 жыл бұрын
The only person who's gonna have problems with this is Alex Brooker.
@brucemate3389
@brucemate3389 5 жыл бұрын
its 8 buttons
@o0ver
@o0ver 5 жыл бұрын
they explained it kind of misleading (or just simply wrong...). there are two buttons on each side, making a total of 8.
@Sleeping_Insomiac
@Sleeping_Insomiac 5 жыл бұрын
@@o0ver 8 buttons, five fingers, two hands. Nope, still not working.
@emacicc
@emacicc 5 жыл бұрын
Shazam would be a very good prez
@NaijaMan.
@NaijaMan. 5 жыл бұрын
Especially with the wisdom of Solomon
@beastrule
@beastrule 5 жыл бұрын
Looks like you can open it with 2 hands
@cherinpaul8979
@cherinpaul8979 5 жыл бұрын
Open what
@waynesitarz424
@waynesitarz424 5 жыл бұрын
What guy carries the box around? Players should get a cut from that tournament with highest to the winners.
@mariafrazao9621
@mariafrazao9621 5 жыл бұрын
Trevor u must run 😂😂😂
@SAKHIWEMARKPIKE
@SAKHIWEMARKPIKE 5 жыл бұрын
hi to you scrolling down to read the comments
@leeeastwood6368
@leeeastwood6368 5 жыл бұрын
hi!
@minthant3659
@minthant3659 5 жыл бұрын
Hello
@SAKHIWEMARKPIKE
@SAKHIWEMARKPIKE 5 жыл бұрын
@@leeeastwood6368 hahaha thank you
@roxannewambuikibe6841
@roxannewambuikibe6841 5 жыл бұрын
Hi
@siddhu085
@siddhu085 5 жыл бұрын
I swear to god, 1:21 the news reader is Ryan Reynolds
@thefranklinsnetwork
@thefranklinsnetwork 5 жыл бұрын
Rep Swalwell looks like Conway in House of Cards
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 5 жыл бұрын
I watch for all the touchdowns.
@DanielleKingdjdinosaur
@DanielleKingdjdinosaur 5 жыл бұрын
consent condoms.By the time you have got the thing out you have both lost interest.Men that dont care about consent often dont bother with condoms.
@malkdaboor4652
@malkdaboor4652 5 жыл бұрын
YESSSSSSSSS!
@imtiazchoudhary3976
@imtiazchoudhary3976 5 жыл бұрын
Shazam 😂😂😂
@MMWEST01
@MMWEST01 5 жыл бұрын
I love Trevor Noah PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!
@peake007
@peake007 5 жыл бұрын
please recycle the box!!!! #recyclethebox
@TheGrandy123
@TheGrandy123 5 жыл бұрын
Bravo Texas Tech 👏👏 From a French muslim friend 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
@thabisovuyohlalukana5037
@thabisovuyohlalukana5037 5 жыл бұрын
Dude, you must come back we voting in a month xD
@standangew5093
@standangew5093 5 жыл бұрын
I am from Ethiopia, can i be democratic nominee and enter America
@dropmelon
@dropmelon 5 жыл бұрын
For real though, it's not far fetched that people saying anti-Semitic things to be edgy online.
@paulovinasrocha6166
@paulovinasrocha6166 5 жыл бұрын
does not make it less horrible
@altrag
@altrag 5 жыл бұрын
That's kind of the problem. Racism and hate isn't just a couple asshats wearing sheets. Its just casually thrown around by any old fool who has a keyboard. Racism is deeply embedded in American society (and to be fair, lots of other societies as well, but Congress tends to have little interest in other places unless they can be exploited or blown up.) And the fact that people like you (not to mention that off-screen senator and his "hate hoax" bullocks!) being equally willing to just casually dismiss hateful speech just shows why we need a coordinated effort if we want any chance of stopping it. Not that I trust Congress to do any kind of good job at that but even having the hearing shows the country that they're at least thinking about taking it seriously.
@Suzanne4415
@Suzanne4415 5 жыл бұрын
The thing about that... there are some really good videos on youtube that show how fascists use irony, sarcasm and faux self-deprecation strategically to advance their actual racist causes. I don't remember video titles right now but Innuendostudios and Contrapoints have done a good job on it, well worth watching.
@ricciillmatic5352
@ricciillmatic5352 5 жыл бұрын
where do I buy those condoms, so I can ask my girl to invite her friends over to help
@denisvermeirre1024
@denisvermeirre1024 5 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else see that headjerk at 5:08? What was that all about??
@mmgpa2580
@mmgpa2580 5 жыл бұрын
Go Argentina 🇦🇷 hahaha this is what we are bringing to the world (?)
@catasaldaa2816
@catasaldaa2816 5 жыл бұрын
Manuelita sisisi jajajajajajajaj
@frederikspitra7832
@frederikspitra7832 5 жыл бұрын
Wait, these boxes are small. Can't I just use four of my fingers for the buttons?
@suitrBJ
@suitrBJ 5 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain to me something. So I'm Australian for reference. Why is there so many candidates? From watching primarily this (I know terrible) it would like there's Bernie and really 2 other candidates likely to win. So what's the point in having such a stacked pool? Is it exposure? I really don't understand please explain.
@Dumpknoedel
@Dumpknoedel 5 жыл бұрын
Part is american culture and the emphasis on individualism. So everyone thinks they can be president and that they deserve it, also elections are more about individual candidates rather than parties. Other reason is, as you have correctly guessed, exposure. I expect Buttigieg to go from Mayor to Senator or Governor pretty quick after this race.
@jokuvaan5175
@jokuvaan5175 5 жыл бұрын
@@Dumpknoedel Also USA has a lot more people than Australia for example, so it makes sense that there are more candidates
@juancarlosalonso5664
@juancarlosalonso5664 5 жыл бұрын
Whatever the reason is it really a negative if there are many options? We can guess who has chances to win but remember that until Iowa 2016 Bernie was at 3% or something close to that in the polls. Let them run and we may find some other hidden gems, so to speak. For example I didn’t know who Andrew Young was before this election.
@brunolondinese5857
@brunolondinese5857 5 жыл бұрын
There's money and exposure in running
@Jemppu
@Jemppu 4 жыл бұрын
*hah* Trevor on point with the healthcare issue. "I support healthcare for everyone... who wants it" #Pete2020
@karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547
@karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547 5 жыл бұрын
#Billy Batson 2020
@julie-annoudshoorn5300
@julie-annoudshoorn5300 5 жыл бұрын
Friendly Neighborhood Pizza delivery guy SHAZAM BISHH😂💕💕
@jokuvaan5175
@jokuvaan5175 5 жыл бұрын
Shazam 2020
@mg474
@mg474 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kimc5885
@kimc5885 5 жыл бұрын
What if I only have one hand??😅
@tamali9579
@tamali9579 5 жыл бұрын
Its so cool how they did a shazam movie promo! "I vote for the last guy"
@szucsarok
@szucsarok 5 жыл бұрын
They are not standing for the same issues.
@mriamlful
@mriamlful 5 жыл бұрын
What you came here for: 4:22
@Daguigoz
@Daguigoz 5 жыл бұрын
Anyone saw Captain Marvel (DC) in the democratic mugshots?
@AToZed71
@AToZed71 5 жыл бұрын
Needs more buttons...
@mmmmmmmmm1719
@mmmmmmmmm1719 5 жыл бұрын
Just the dimples 😍😍😍 want theeeeeem
@phoenixzappa7366
@phoenixzappa7366 5 жыл бұрын
Have a cold shower
@cheeseandtoasts2229
@cheeseandtoasts2229 5 жыл бұрын
Back off there mine
@phoenixzappa7366
@phoenixzappa7366 5 жыл бұрын
@@cheeseandtoasts2229 *they're
@cheeseandtoasts2229
@cheeseandtoasts2229 5 жыл бұрын
@@phoenixzappa7366 thanks
@Thunder-Sky
@Thunder-Sky 5 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that if those are the only condoms available, the majority of couples would probably go "eh, we can get away with the pullout method."
@jmanyall123
@jmanyall123 5 жыл бұрын
What that guy means when he said "is this a hate hoax" is are those comments real and have they been authenticated. Because anyone can say anything online doesnt mean they believe it.
@emacicc
@emacicc 5 жыл бұрын
Another one?!?
@galaxi407
@galaxi407 5 жыл бұрын
4:21 condoms 😩
@christinedavid1644
@christinedavid1644 5 жыл бұрын
Marge madness
@keshavy1189
@keshavy1189 5 жыл бұрын
Why do u need 4 hands to push 4 buttons?! 😰
@pabloplato
@pabloplato 5 жыл бұрын
18 presidential hopefuls now? what, will we have them duke it out battle royale style? (pete would win, whoop whooop!)
@Akumasama
@Akumasama 5 жыл бұрын
Nah, Pete would try to protect himself with his platitude sandwiches and get rekt by Bernie and Warren's policy rifles.
@pabloplato
@pabloplato 5 жыл бұрын
@@Akumasama he's a vet of Afghanistan, i'm confident he would hold his own against all the rest of the hopefuls to the end, becoming the victor of these hunger games.
@oldstickygummybear
@oldstickygummybear 5 жыл бұрын
Wait but can’t the guy just use two hands
@Built2Fast
@Built2Fast 5 жыл бұрын
Only if the box recorded finger prints that could be later used as defense against being caught by someone’s Dad at age 16, when you where both in High School. Just saying - it’s a plausible scenario
@abdelsalamelkhalifa8516
@abdelsalamelkhalifa8516 5 жыл бұрын
Please say something about Sudanese uprising. We need your support and the attention of the world. We' re the forgotten nation. Please, please, please....please. To all of you please support us. Abdelsalam Elkhalifa from Sudan.
@jaydencolour1072
@jaydencolour1072 5 жыл бұрын
How white was the crowed? They didn't understand the jussie jokes
@AlexMafija
@AlexMafija 5 жыл бұрын
Dear people of KZfaq It is about time for me to officially announce that I am also running for president of the united states 2020 -alex
@blackwater4707
@blackwater4707 5 жыл бұрын
Get to the back of the queue.
@MrFlexNC
@MrFlexNC 5 жыл бұрын
4:40 now the rapers will do it unprotected...
@nileshrawat1583
@nileshrawat1583 5 жыл бұрын
I know many candidates for 2020 but only Tulsi going to win
@MultiMolly21
@MultiMolly21 5 жыл бұрын
The President is just a figurehead. What we need is a functional CABINET. We don't have to do without any of these fine people; because there's a place for all of them on the Cabinet. They should pool their resources and RUN AS A TEAM! Unbeatable!! They would be running against the disgusting array of deplorables on his empty Cabinet, not just Trump. They could share the stress of campaigning, the expense, the time. Pass it on!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 5 жыл бұрын
SHAZAM2020?
@natalkumar6132
@natalkumar6132 5 жыл бұрын
Shazham for this week
@melatm2913
@melatm2913 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂🤦 🤦
@zizinnnn
@zizinnnn 5 жыл бұрын
but what if you only have 1 hand?
@samsantana9348
@samsantana9348 5 жыл бұрын
You all can’t figure out way,..??
@syd6126
@syd6126 5 жыл бұрын
Couldn't you just use two hands?
@FieLdCommand3R
@FieLdCommand3R 5 жыл бұрын
Pay yo athletes
@rolfadams5208
@rolfadams5208 5 жыл бұрын
Oh no, Trevor, how could you lose so qualitatively. That's not the same Trevor Noah I've been so fond of for 2 years! Now it's just comedy, it used to be political cabaret.
@latronqui
@latronqui 5 жыл бұрын
I support healthCARE for everyone!!
@suhailvirani
@suhailvirani 5 жыл бұрын
Isreals oppression on Palestine should be openly talked about
@eagle3676
@eagle3676 5 жыл бұрын
Mike Gravel is running only to provide an actual centre left argument in the debates, then drop out in support of Bernie. Also if he doesn't make it, the funds are going to charities. As he says, just 1$ is enough. Do it so that the right pretending to left i.e the "moderate" democrats look as right wing as they are.
@GuruGoBaDD
@GuruGoBaDD 5 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna vote ShaZam!
@ahmedaiman4687
@ahmedaiman4687 3 жыл бұрын
You guys do realize you have five fingers in each hand right..?
@w.callens1629
@w.callens1629 5 жыл бұрын
... but the drummer only got one arm. ..
@AshishKumar0110
@AshishKumar0110 5 жыл бұрын
dont think rapists go around using condoms
@Prayukth
@Prayukth 5 жыл бұрын
Healthcare for all dem candidates
@kazsmith6299
@kazsmith6299 5 жыл бұрын
Why don’t college students get paid, when the coach is getting millions and get their students to were Nike’s without sponsorship
@newlife19891
@newlife19891 5 жыл бұрын
Only in merica
@kevinwaag9976
@kevinwaag9976 5 жыл бұрын
that's so dumb.... now men won't even put them on because they won't be able to open them .....
@coffeebreakwithjayjay578
@coffeebreakwithjayjay578 5 жыл бұрын
Well done Virginia...for making it in the news for something other than racism. . . . . Trevor is going straight to hell for that burn :D :D
@berylr8591
@berylr8591 5 жыл бұрын
😄😄
@moveslikemacca
@moveslikemacca 5 жыл бұрын
Vote for Mayor Pete
@ashh6483
@ashh6483 5 жыл бұрын
(+_+)omg USA
@zizinnnn
@zizinnnn 5 жыл бұрын
fake hate, y'all
@aniket_rudrawar
@aniket_rudrawar 5 жыл бұрын
It's raining #democrats
@mohammedwasiq9413
@mohammedwasiq9413 5 жыл бұрын
First to comment!!🕺🕺
@TheKaiTetley
@TheKaiTetley 5 жыл бұрын
MOHAMMED 🎉🎉 🎉🥂🍾
@G254611
@G254611 5 жыл бұрын
8th to comment 😁
@danyoung5072
@danyoung5072 5 жыл бұрын
all the Dems 2020!😂
@karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547
@karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547 5 жыл бұрын
My favorite candidate is Billy Batson
@Botie2
@Botie2 5 жыл бұрын
Or....."Women are be so dubious, we need to build a proof of consent box"
@CrazyMunky84
@CrazyMunky84 5 жыл бұрын
Why didn't you show the bit where Ted Lieu got owned by Candace Owens?
@Lomaxient
@Lomaxient 5 жыл бұрын
I like the way Trevor Noah and his audience make the most insanely racist comments, yet have zero self awareness of it.
@ashahrab
@ashahrab 5 жыл бұрын
wait what?
@VanVeniVidiVici
@VanVeniVidiVici 5 жыл бұрын
No. He makes fun of racists using irony. Would you defend Nazis, too, if he made fun of Nazis?
@rabiahussain8428
@rabiahussain8428 5 жыл бұрын
Is trevor black? He looks white tho
@XIII_Vanitas
@XIII_Vanitas 5 жыл бұрын
"All these democrats are basically running on the same platform." No, they aren't, you disingenuous tool.
@juancarlosalonso5664
@juancarlosalonso5664 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly.
@nileshrawat1583
@nileshrawat1583 5 жыл бұрын
I know many candidates for 2020 but only Tulsi going to win
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