The consent condoms: yeah cause guys that sexually assault women are always concerned with condoms. Just ask donny.
@hijack695 жыл бұрын
Donny who?
@basemaus37285 жыл бұрын
@@hijack69 donny corn
@AspenEmrys5 жыл бұрын
Donny Wahlberg?
@MMWEST015 жыл бұрын
True !!!!!!
@Eisdax5 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU!
@slothman97315 жыл бұрын
I'm not even American and I'm starting to believe I can run for US president! Free tacos for everyone!
@eagle36765 жыл бұрын
Maybe we should run and stop all the wars in the middle East.
@joshuanishanthchristian52175 жыл бұрын
Ayyyy. I'm not American either,but for free tacos, you have my vote! All hail Lord Edgar Business!
@elyeliza82875 жыл бұрын
You have my vote!
@windasarikoplak71865 жыл бұрын
You'll won by 99.99%
@hdx98205 жыл бұрын
You go and build that Wall brother! Haha
@ElPadrino715 жыл бұрын
'Look at all those faces' 😂. I die Everytime Trevor says that
@snowblak_tsl5 жыл бұрын
Trump has made every one believe they can run for president
@turtleninjai5 жыл бұрын
Trump PROVED any looser can run and win
@MRayner595 жыл бұрын
Just not in a good way.
@turtleninjai5 жыл бұрын
@@MRayner59 MJEEH,, whatta'u'gonna'do? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@ceciliamartin22635 жыл бұрын
Same with Republican senators, anyone can do better.
@je68745 жыл бұрын
SnowblakDJ _ as much as I hate the guy, it’s true...
@Aqualindane5 жыл бұрын
SAW puzzles!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I died!
@pancon99475 жыл бұрын
I support health care for eveRYone!
@Redoralive5 жыл бұрын
I'm voting for Gary Oldman EEVVVERRYYOONNNEEE!!!
@sejfzlrrhman5 жыл бұрын
evREEEEone
@legendaryubagel23835 жыл бұрын
@Dewaldt i read first part i was like ok maybe thats not too bad then read for "just one year", werefkd
@hanas_3405 жыл бұрын
Okay.. listen guys what if we use two fingers from our two hands instead ???
@VicVonDOOOM5 жыл бұрын
Wait, that's illegal
@lucolyx5 жыл бұрын
For real Unless thou partner knowseth thee type
@gva99475 жыл бұрын
It needs 11 buttons.
@cancerino6665 жыл бұрын
@@gva9947 Actually, you need 12. Or the guy can still open it... ifyouknowwhatImean giggity
@scorpiodynastyx66015 жыл бұрын
Madman!!
@user-zb3yl1wu8u5 жыл бұрын
the election of trump into office somehow triggered the largest "if he can do it, so can i" movement in history. why don't we all run for president. #everyoneforuspresident2020
@eagle36765 жыл бұрын
In fact, why not? Just run on the most left platform you can think of while running from the republican side. That would be hilarious.
@BB-kw5bz5 жыл бұрын
Eagle 367 This is the lowest bar to beat of not being the worst president in the history of the country. Every brain dead imbecile will do a better job than the current toddler in chief. No surprise so many are trying to proof it now.
@JesseGolo5 жыл бұрын
It's funny how many people actually believe that Trump lucked his way into the presidency and that people vote for him for good reasons. He's still kinda bad at it, but still.
@user-zb3yl1wu8u5 жыл бұрын
@@JesseGolo funny indeed. way some people see it, trump became president because hilary was the opponent running on the other side, and she was in a bad place due to all that email scandal (and for possibly other reasons). ...most people though are just tired with how the political system is operating and trump voters probably thought trump (an outsider) would be a 'breath of fresh air'
@JesseGolo5 жыл бұрын
@Anthony Yalon maybe, watch these videos by an american explaining how Trump won. And really, watch all of them to the end. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nMukjbWblbyRfYU.html kzfaq.info/get/bejne/i9mSZal2y-DKgoE.html
@andreponniah99005 жыл бұрын
2:24 I can't believe I almost missed the guy from Shazam
@Sleeping_Insomiac5 жыл бұрын
Four buttons, five fingers on a hand...
@itsall4u2c5 жыл бұрын
such a pointless idea...
@SirJonathonDanielGregorySrVthe5 жыл бұрын
The only person who's gonna have problems with this is Alex Brooker.
@brucemate33895 жыл бұрын
its 8 buttons
@o0ver5 жыл бұрын
they explained it kind of misleading (or just simply wrong...). there are two buttons on each side, making a total of 8.
@Sleeping_Insomiac5 жыл бұрын
@@o0ver 8 buttons, five fingers, two hands. Nope, still not working.
@emacicc5 жыл бұрын
Shazam would be a very good prez
@NaijaMan.5 жыл бұрын
Especially with the wisdom of Solomon
@beastrule5 жыл бұрын
Looks like you can open it with 2 hands
@cherinpaul89795 жыл бұрын
Open what
@waynesitarz4245 жыл бұрын
What guy carries the box around? Players should get a cut from that tournament with highest to the winners.
@mariafrazao96215 жыл бұрын
Trevor u must run 😂😂😂
@SAKHIWEMARKPIKE5 жыл бұрын
hi to you scrolling down to read the comments
@leeeastwood63685 жыл бұрын
hi!
@minthant36595 жыл бұрын
Hello
@SAKHIWEMARKPIKE5 жыл бұрын
@@leeeastwood6368 hahaha thank you
@roxannewambuikibe68415 жыл бұрын
Hi
@siddhu0855 жыл бұрын
I swear to god, 1:21 the news reader is Ryan Reynolds
@thefranklinsnetwork5 жыл бұрын
Rep Swalwell looks like Conway in House of Cards
@NewMessage5 жыл бұрын
I watch for all the touchdowns.
@DanielleKingdjdinosaur5 жыл бұрын
consent condoms.By the time you have got the thing out you have both lost interest.Men that dont care about consent often dont bother with condoms.
@malkdaboor46525 жыл бұрын
YESSSSSSSSS!
@imtiazchoudhary39765 жыл бұрын
Shazam 😂😂😂
@MMWEST015 жыл бұрын
I love Trevor Noah PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!
@peake0075 жыл бұрын
please recycle the box!!!! #recyclethebox
@TheGrandy1235 жыл бұрын
Bravo Texas Tech 👏👏 From a French muslim friend 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
@thabisovuyohlalukana50375 жыл бұрын
Dude, you must come back we voting in a month xD
@standangew50935 жыл бұрын
I am from Ethiopia, can i be democratic nominee and enter America
@dropmelon5 жыл бұрын
For real though, it's not far fetched that people saying anti-Semitic things to be edgy online.
@paulovinasrocha61665 жыл бұрын
does not make it less horrible
@altrag5 жыл бұрын
That's kind of the problem. Racism and hate isn't just a couple asshats wearing sheets. Its just casually thrown around by any old fool who has a keyboard. Racism is deeply embedded in American society (and to be fair, lots of other societies as well, but Congress tends to have little interest in other places unless they can be exploited or blown up.) And the fact that people like you (not to mention that off-screen senator and his "hate hoax" bullocks!) being equally willing to just casually dismiss hateful speech just shows why we need a coordinated effort if we want any chance of stopping it. Not that I trust Congress to do any kind of good job at that but even having the hearing shows the country that they're at least thinking about taking it seriously.
@Suzanne44155 жыл бұрын
The thing about that... there are some really good videos on youtube that show how fascists use irony, sarcasm and faux self-deprecation strategically to advance their actual racist causes. I don't remember video titles right now but Innuendostudios and Contrapoints have done a good job on it, well worth watching.
@ricciillmatic53525 жыл бұрын
where do I buy those condoms, so I can ask my girl to invite her friends over to help
@denisvermeirre10245 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else see that headjerk at 5:08? What was that all about??
@mmgpa25805 жыл бұрын
Go Argentina 🇦🇷 hahaha this is what we are bringing to the world (?)
@catasaldaa28165 жыл бұрын
Manuelita sisisi jajajajajajajaj
@frederikspitra78325 жыл бұрын
Wait, these boxes are small. Can't I just use four of my fingers for the buttons?
@suitrBJ5 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain to me something. So I'm Australian for reference. Why is there so many candidates? From watching primarily this (I know terrible) it would like there's Bernie and really 2 other candidates likely to win. So what's the point in having such a stacked pool? Is it exposure? I really don't understand please explain.
@Dumpknoedel5 жыл бұрын
Part is american culture and the emphasis on individualism. So everyone thinks they can be president and that they deserve it, also elections are more about individual candidates rather than parties. Other reason is, as you have correctly guessed, exposure. I expect Buttigieg to go from Mayor to Senator or Governor pretty quick after this race.
@jokuvaan51755 жыл бұрын
@@Dumpknoedel Also USA has a lot more people than Australia for example, so it makes sense that there are more candidates
@juancarlosalonso56645 жыл бұрын
Whatever the reason is it really a negative if there are many options? We can guess who has chances to win but remember that until Iowa 2016 Bernie was at 3% or something close to that in the polls. Let them run and we may find some other hidden gems, so to speak. For example I didn’t know who Andrew Young was before this election.
@brunolondinese58575 жыл бұрын
There's money and exposure in running
@Jemppu4 жыл бұрын
*hah* Trevor on point with the healthcare issue. "I support healthcare for everyone... who wants it" #Pete2020
@karlfranzemperorofmandefil55475 жыл бұрын
#Billy Batson 2020
@julie-annoudshoorn53005 жыл бұрын
Friendly Neighborhood Pizza delivery guy SHAZAM BISHH😂💕💕
@jokuvaan51755 жыл бұрын
Shazam 2020
@mg4745 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kimc58855 жыл бұрын
What if I only have one hand??😅
@tamali95795 жыл бұрын
Its so cool how they did a shazam movie promo! "I vote for the last guy"
@szucsarok5 жыл бұрын
They are not standing for the same issues.
@mriamlful5 жыл бұрын
What you came here for: 4:22
@Daguigoz5 жыл бұрын
Anyone saw Captain Marvel (DC) in the democratic mugshots?
@AToZed715 жыл бұрын
Needs more buttons...
@mmmmmmmmm17195 жыл бұрын
Just the dimples 😍😍😍 want theeeeeem
@phoenixzappa73665 жыл бұрын
Have a cold shower
@cheeseandtoasts22295 жыл бұрын
Back off there mine
@phoenixzappa73665 жыл бұрын
@@cheeseandtoasts2229 *they're
@cheeseandtoasts22295 жыл бұрын
@@phoenixzappa7366 thanks
@Thunder-Sky5 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that if those are the only condoms available, the majority of couples would probably go "eh, we can get away with the pullout method."
@jmanyall1235 жыл бұрын
What that guy means when he said "is this a hate hoax" is are those comments real and have they been authenticated. Because anyone can say anything online doesnt mean they believe it.
@emacicc5 жыл бұрын
Another one?!?
@galaxi4075 жыл бұрын
4:21 condoms 😩
@christinedavid16445 жыл бұрын
Marge madness
@keshavy11895 жыл бұрын
Why do u need 4 hands to push 4 buttons?! 😰
@pabloplato5 жыл бұрын
18 presidential hopefuls now? what, will we have them duke it out battle royale style? (pete would win, whoop whooop!)
@Akumasama5 жыл бұрын
Nah, Pete would try to protect himself with his platitude sandwiches and get rekt by Bernie and Warren's policy rifles.
@pabloplato5 жыл бұрын
@@Akumasama he's a vet of Afghanistan, i'm confident he would hold his own against all the rest of the hopefuls to the end, becoming the victor of these hunger games.
@oldstickygummybear5 жыл бұрын
Wait but can’t the guy just use two hands
@Built2Fast5 жыл бұрын
Only if the box recorded finger prints that could be later used as defense against being caught by someone’s Dad at age 16, when you where both in High School. Just saying - it’s a plausible scenario
@abdelsalamelkhalifa85165 жыл бұрын
Please say something about Sudanese uprising. We need your support and the attention of the world. We' re the forgotten nation. Please, please, please....please. To all of you please support us. Abdelsalam Elkhalifa from Sudan.
@jaydencolour10725 жыл бұрын
How white was the crowed? They didn't understand the jussie jokes
@AlexMafija5 жыл бұрын
Dear people of KZfaq It is about time for me to officially announce that I am also running for president of the united states 2020 -alex
@blackwater47075 жыл бұрын
Get to the back of the queue.
@MrFlexNC5 жыл бұрын
4:40 now the rapers will do it unprotected...
@nileshrawat15835 жыл бұрын
I know many candidates for 2020 but only Tulsi going to win
@MultiMolly215 жыл бұрын
The President is just a figurehead. What we need is a functional CABINET. We don't have to do without any of these fine people; because there's a place for all of them on the Cabinet. They should pool their resources and RUN AS A TEAM! Unbeatable!! They would be running against the disgusting array of deplorables on his empty Cabinet, not just Trump. They could share the stress of campaigning, the expense, the time. Pass it on!
@NewMessage5 жыл бұрын
SHAZAM2020?
@natalkumar61325 жыл бұрын
Shazham for this week
@melatm29134 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂🤦 🤦
@zizinnnn5 жыл бұрын
but what if you only have 1 hand?
@samsantana93485 жыл бұрын
You all can’t figure out way,..??
@syd61265 жыл бұрын
Couldn't you just use two hands?
@FieLdCommand3R5 жыл бұрын
Pay yo athletes
@rolfadams52085 жыл бұрын
Oh no, Trevor, how could you lose so qualitatively. That's not the same Trevor Noah I've been so fond of for 2 years! Now it's just comedy, it used to be political cabaret.
@latronqui5 жыл бұрын
I support healthCARE for everyone!!
@suhailvirani5 жыл бұрын
Isreals oppression on Palestine should be openly talked about
@eagle36765 жыл бұрын
Mike Gravel is running only to provide an actual centre left argument in the debates, then drop out in support of Bernie. Also if he doesn't make it, the funds are going to charities. As he says, just 1$ is enough. Do it so that the right pretending to left i.e the "moderate" democrats look as right wing as they are.
@GuruGoBaDD5 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna vote ShaZam!
@ahmedaiman46873 жыл бұрын
You guys do realize you have five fingers in each hand right..?
@w.callens16295 жыл бұрын
... but the drummer only got one arm. ..
@AshishKumar01105 жыл бұрын
dont think rapists go around using condoms
@Prayukth5 жыл бұрын
Healthcare for all dem candidates
@kazsmith62995 жыл бұрын
Why don’t college students get paid, when the coach is getting millions and get their students to were Nike’s without sponsorship
@newlife198915 жыл бұрын
Only in merica
@kevinwaag99765 жыл бұрын
that's so dumb.... now men won't even put them on because they won't be able to open them .....
@coffeebreakwithjayjay5785 жыл бұрын
Well done Virginia...for making it in the news for something other than racism. . . . . Trevor is going straight to hell for that burn :D :D
@berylr85915 жыл бұрын
😄😄
@moveslikemacca5 жыл бұрын
Vote for Mayor Pete
@ashh64835 жыл бұрын
(+_+)omg USA
@zizinnnn5 жыл бұрын
fake hate, y'all
@aniket_rudrawar5 жыл бұрын
It's raining #democrats
@mohammedwasiq94135 жыл бұрын
First to comment!!🕺🕺
@TheKaiTetley5 жыл бұрын
MOHAMMED 🎉🎉 🎉🥂🍾
@G2546115 жыл бұрын
8th to comment 😁
@danyoung50725 жыл бұрын
all the Dems 2020!😂
@karlfranzemperorofmandefil55475 жыл бұрын
My favorite candidate is Billy Batson
@Botie25 жыл бұрын
Or....."Women are be so dubious, we need to build a proof of consent box"
@CrazyMunky845 жыл бұрын
Why didn't you show the bit where Ted Lieu got owned by Candace Owens?
@Lomaxient5 жыл бұрын
I like the way Trevor Noah and his audience make the most insanely racist comments, yet have zero self awareness of it.
@ashahrab5 жыл бұрын
wait what?
@VanVeniVidiVici5 жыл бұрын
No. He makes fun of racists using irony. Would you defend Nazis, too, if he made fun of Nazis?
@rabiahussain84285 жыл бұрын
Is trevor black? He looks white tho
@XIII_Vanitas5 жыл бұрын
"All these democrats are basically running on the same platform." No, they aren't, you disingenuous tool.
@juancarlosalonso56645 жыл бұрын
Exactly.
@nileshrawat15835 жыл бұрын
I know many candidates for 2020 but only Tulsi going to win