Trump’s Lie Count Hits 10,000 | The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

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The Washington Post tallies over 10,000 lies told by President Trump, William Barr refuses to be a snitch at the hearing, and R. Kelly claims to be functionally illiterate.
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@mikldude9376 5 жыл бұрын

I think that lie count is utterly wrong , i cannot believe only 10,000 lies .

@ralfhaggstrom9862 5 жыл бұрын

There`s more ! ................

@hamishthemack10 5 жыл бұрын

@@ralfhaggstrom9862 can you guys give me 3? I cannot think of a single lie he told

@d.molendijk1692 5 жыл бұрын

@@hamishthemack10 Thats because you 'cannot think' ;) Or maybe your comment is meant to be funny?

@d.molendijk1692 5 жыл бұрын

@@hamishthemack10 Ok, just to give you one of his recent hilarious lies: he claimed his father was born in Germany. Well, he wasn't. So that was a lie. Got it, buddy?

@hamishthemack10 5 жыл бұрын

Wow he claimed him Dad was born in Germany, thats whats keeping you up at night? Obama lied about health care

@syeda5825 5 жыл бұрын

One can never have enough of Trevor Noah 😂

@CapNChil 5 жыл бұрын

Trevor did what colbert couldn't... A balloon shower

@samroger2 5 жыл бұрын

President didn't promise Trevor so..

@luminatron 5 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure Colbert has had a balloon shower when he announced his run for "President of the United States of South Carolina"... so... he's probably out of stock on balloons, we don't know.

@aninfinitelyvixxedvip6 5 жыл бұрын

@subodh chilwal my exact first thought hahahhahhahaa

@backupplan6058 5 жыл бұрын

Could have been worse, he could have arranged another shower for Colbert. One in which he is more familiar with.

@catscratchfever7540 5 жыл бұрын

balloons are not good!

@NoRezos 5 жыл бұрын

Stable genius, eh.... Yeah, remarkable numbers for a stable f**ing genius.

@corbeau-_- 5 жыл бұрын

pretty stable though xD

@DenLim123 5 жыл бұрын

That GoT jab got me laughing so hard, haha

@NewMessage 5 жыл бұрын

He really missed his calling in the used car industry.

@NyJoanzy 4 жыл бұрын

It gets 50 hectares per gallon of karosene.

@thaahirsamsodien9518 5 жыл бұрын

Well done USA👏👏👏

@fatherplatypus2316 5 жыл бұрын

Trevor, Stephen Colbert calling, he wants his balloons shower XD

@funkfridays2283 5 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I think trump is just trolling us HARD

@liztewliztew 5 жыл бұрын

If he is trolling, then shouldn't he be tired of this mess after +2 years?

@BB-kw5bz 5 жыл бұрын

Seems like one giant prank. There must be some comedian behind it. It’s just getting too ridiculous.

@allenrobinisaksen3012 5 жыл бұрын

You never get tired of trolling

@Smooshes786 5 жыл бұрын

He doesn't care about anything but himself.

@allenrobinisaksen3012 5 жыл бұрын

We are all selfish, but it's better to say orange man bad to feel better about onself

@tigerstudios 5 жыл бұрын

These are the end of days, aren't they ???

@sefutho 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah you are right, but it is still only the beginning.

@seriesjunkie0074 5 жыл бұрын

Donald Trump: "I don't suffer from loss of reality... I enjoy it!"

@dimitriosdrossidis9633 5 жыл бұрын

"WE ARE REACHING CRITICAL MASS!!!"

@azae00Vids 5 жыл бұрын

first step to prove you are innocent is to hide stuff and not show up to court.. yep .. so much innocent

@MG-kw1kb 5 жыл бұрын

*10111 ??* That's South Africa's phone number for "police emergencies"... (like the US's "911" service)

@GM-tg9qk 5 жыл бұрын

IT'S OVER 9,000

@cookification101 5 жыл бұрын

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, ‘What are all those clocks?’ St. Peter answered, ‘Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.’ ‘Oh’, said the man. ‘Whose clock is that?’ ‘That’s Mother Teresa’s’, replied St. Peter. ‘The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie. ‘Incredible’, said the man. ‘And whose clock is that one?’ St. Peter responded, ‘That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.’ ‘Where’s Donald Trump’s clock?’ asked the man. St Peter replied, ‘Jesus has it in his office. He uses it as a ceiling fan.’ Credit to whoever wrote it. I just copy pasted from internet which didn’t state the source.

@raifikarj6698 5 жыл бұрын

Is this a story template because i have been read it with many different version hindu, muslim and usual story about moral.

@cookification101 5 жыл бұрын

RAI F probably. There are so many variations.

@mujahidadebisi9159 4 жыл бұрын

Thats so original🙃

@nelleo2507 5 жыл бұрын

This is funny and sad at the same time. 🤦‍♀️

@fncm3421 5 жыл бұрын

10000 feels like a low number for this guy.

@Derekad55 5 жыл бұрын

Lol the Eric jokes just keeps getting savage.

@artificialstupidity 5 жыл бұрын

Those balloons are distracting😂😂Somebody pop 'em already

@stickymcjohnsonjr2962 5 жыл бұрын

I was like PLEASE knock em off!

@thelastofthelemmings6279 5 жыл бұрын

I see potential for a fun drinking game!! "EVERY TIME TRUMP LIES YOU GOTTA DRINK! 🤣

@pauloandrade925 5 жыл бұрын

I want to live dude

@Sherkalyn 5 жыл бұрын

Breaking news: "An ever increasing number of Americans are getting diagnosed with liver cirrhosis. It is expected that a lot more than reported also have the disease but cannot afford to see the doctor to get diagnosed."

@chungdha 5 жыл бұрын

Vegeta: It's over 10.000!!!

@GM-tg9qk 5 жыл бұрын

Over 9,000

@BrainsApplied 5 жыл бұрын

*Is anyone surprised?*

@mikldude9376 5 жыл бұрын

Only surprised the count is not way more .

@jimp2315 5 жыл бұрын

I am surprised Americans put up with the nonsense from tRump.... and the rest of his useless so called team.

@thandekamabuza6782 5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂✋" and you are ?"😂😂

@Badeayoade 5 жыл бұрын

SO he is a Master now... 10000 Hour Rule LOL

@kwanlinus6999 5 жыл бұрын

It's over 9000!

@timothyliow943 5 жыл бұрын

WHAT 9000? THERE’S NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT! But seriously, that’s a lot of lies in two and a half years.

@kevin-mm6qh 5 жыл бұрын

Trevor my guy. you awesome. Proudly African from Zimbabwe

@tawongamunyanduri5874 5 жыл бұрын

Ohhh ukushayawo chingwa seni 😂😂😂😂

@hamishthemack10 5 жыл бұрын

How do you reconcile the fact Trevor is a racist?

@mme.veronica735 5 жыл бұрын

@@hamishthemack10 How is he a racist?

@s.k.zuidema2873 5 жыл бұрын

Akapenga Trevor!

@playboicartiismydad4842 5 жыл бұрын

@@hamishthemack10 How?

@danyoung5072 5 жыл бұрын

Eric, I'm the biggest liar in the American history ever! Eric: oh yeah, Dad. I envy you! That's why you are my favorite kid, Eric!!!

@hamishthemack10 5 жыл бұрын

@Elendil614 Obama lied frequently

@MrSky-pm9zn 5 жыл бұрын

@@hamishthemack10 I don't think it's as much as 10k

@BB-kw5bz 5 жыл бұрын

zakariya jaama He is about to start trade wars with every major (former) ally. This war will hit the US and many other countries harder than all other wars of the past 50 years combined. And he will shift the balance of power for the next decades and not in a good way. Yes Americans always start wars. We know that. The whole world hates them for that. Still not a reason try to beat the former presidents by being even more destructive.

@MG-kw1kb 5 жыл бұрын

Eric isn't his FAVORITE kid... Ivanka is clearly his favorite! (He said he would date her - if she wasn't his daughter)

@danyoung5072 5 жыл бұрын

@@MG-kw1kb You are right. That's a lie too. He said he would b**g her if she wasn't his daughter.

@DesertEagleV 5 жыл бұрын

Haha American top cop : I ain't no snitch!

@chri2453 5 жыл бұрын

When you watch Trevor because you think here you would be safe from GoT spoilers ...

@bcp6086 4 жыл бұрын

We don't see this kind of celebration on daily show even on 4th of July.

@orealz 5 жыл бұрын

Trevor Noah got his balloon cascade but Stephen Colbert didn't.

@wellreadbull3740 5 жыл бұрын

I have said it and will say it again! The daily show and LSSC meeting rooms are in the same building 😂🎈🎈🎈

@MrJake4400 5 жыл бұрын

He said he's gonna build a wall.... A wall of lies

@7thestate777 5 жыл бұрын

Who'll pay for it????? His supporters..MEXICO!!! this one by itself was on loop button

@nomvuladubazana4515 5 жыл бұрын

That GOT bit is so true...I closed my blinds, switched off my lights but nothing helped! I was even considering returning my TV because I thought its brightness settings weren't working anymore😂!

@wolfgangnz3 5 жыл бұрын

Why don't they just question Mueller himself instead of Barr?

@joseluisnietoenriquez6122 5 жыл бұрын

Let's say that count is wrong, and it's not 12 lies a day during his presidency, but it's only 1 lie a day during his time in office. What if you lied to your boss just once everyday? what should the boss do? Fire the liar, obviously.

@kabelomakokoane9843 5 жыл бұрын

The HBO's lighting crew joke is amazing 😂😂😂

@erroldjean 5 жыл бұрын

Should be a sad moment no joy at all!

@stickymcjohnsonjr2962 5 жыл бұрын

wow those balloons are distracting lol

@BurnzieJuice 5 жыл бұрын

UGE achievement! 👌

@user-ip5jy3ef1h 5 күн бұрын

I think the number was 10,000,000 but the second comma was accidentally turned into a decimal point.

@lencieroludhe1194 5 жыл бұрын

only 10000? I though he'd be at 1 million by now.

@jitusurrender3144 5 жыл бұрын

Are they serious in their country, or the media and justice system thinks the people are dumb ?

@pdkama 5 жыл бұрын

Comedy Central has balloon budget 😀😀😀 unlike CBS 😅😅😅

@vdiitd 5 жыл бұрын

"If he was pinocchio he could tell how it smells like, in China". Didn't know Trevor was a flat earther 😜🤣🤣

@ameennasar2583 2 жыл бұрын

I think gravity affects your nose too 😅

@strazer5728 5 жыл бұрын

Is 10,000 more than the number that attended his inauguration???

@mohdmohtashim9841 5 жыл бұрын

So that makes him an expert liar I guess, cause if 10,000 repetition s of a task can make an expert.

@nuzhatnayeem1119 5 жыл бұрын

ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@orealz 5 жыл бұрын

1 is a tragedy 10,000 is a statistic

@JordanFountain003 5 жыл бұрын

0:35. You've been GIF'd.

@MrFantocan 5 жыл бұрын

Thanks so much Trevor! Episode 3 of Game of Thrones was fun but had so many let downs, not being able to see anything 3:10 was sooo lame, wasted potention to see the amazing undead army and 3 way dragon fight.

@hibricasabeth81 5 жыл бұрын

Hey Trevor Stephen Colbert is looking for his balloons :)

@karismagill8412 5 жыл бұрын

My morning started

@Kingp12345 5 жыл бұрын

OVER 9000!!!

@martinravindran9755 5 жыл бұрын

ITS OVER 9000!!!!

@rosedruid 5 жыл бұрын

That’s just 4 ones.... not that many. SMH 🤦‍♂️

@metoo5908 5 жыл бұрын

To him the concept of lies and truth don't exist. To him, whatever he says must be considered as reality. What a sad case for a human being to be in.

@keithnewton5508 5 жыл бұрын

It's over 9000.......

@WittyBitty 5 жыл бұрын

This show was SO FUNNY i was doing the whoo whoo whoo whoo dance at work!!!

@jiedcogahilme676 5 жыл бұрын

So the lawyers say that they are not able to perform as lawyers, that is, explaining the "papers" that R. Kelly can't read. Because they are too busy making up excuses. That's the glove story all over again.

@augustinogeorgecloete8050 5 жыл бұрын

lol lighting crew

@haran9104 5 жыл бұрын

Must've done that dozens times more

@bkingk8 5 жыл бұрын

Is there an actual list of the lies.... ?

@marinusdekok818 5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@bkingk8 5 жыл бұрын

@@marinusdekok818 wow.... democracy is wonderful. Sigh

@alexcosta2614 5 жыл бұрын

IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!

@nepalbitcoin1880 5 жыл бұрын

It's over 9000!!

@bragsdriesen1 5 жыл бұрын

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@toriqulislamshimanto 5 жыл бұрын

Finally, we're getting somewhere 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Rithan4 5 жыл бұрын

The misleading leader 😂😂😂😂😂

@common_undead 5 жыл бұрын

THE BALLOONS!! yess Trevor, you're finally hitting young John Oliver levels of ridiculousness!

@noneofyourbusiness6309 5 жыл бұрын

Very true Trevor ....I was looking for shadows to figure out who died in game of thrones...

@DanielleKingdjdinosaur 5 жыл бұрын

Stephen Colbert was promised baloons but Noah got baloons

@satoshinotkamoto 5 жыл бұрын

Oh, please Noah. Indian PM Narendra Modi hit those numbers within the first week of his tenure.

@QuarterMan88 5 жыл бұрын

Like Gretzky's points record... It will never be touched.

@ajohonly3721 5 жыл бұрын

That’s an average of 12 lies per day 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌 oh Mr DT

@fernshamim1584 5 жыл бұрын

I remember in high school we counted the buffalos(broken english) the teachers had made per lesson and report at the weekend. Now I nearly got killed by laughter. Someone sure got time

@Zhoshyn 5 жыл бұрын

Can we get a list of all the 10k+ lies he told these past 2 years?

@travelenthusiast2755 5 жыл бұрын

Oh Trevor how we luvvvs ya!!!😍😍😍😍😍😎

@TheKamilkrawczak 5 жыл бұрын

And that's mostly about golf

@aadityachoudhary5436 4 жыл бұрын

I wonder what the number is now

@luthandomsingizane5824 5 жыл бұрын

But how does he tweet?

@StampedeMusicja 5 жыл бұрын

10.111 lies with more months to go and a possible 4 yrs again.

@catscratchfever7540 5 жыл бұрын

Enough with the balloons. please!

@Papai_Pai 5 жыл бұрын

ITS OVER 10.000

@douglaschitepo6098 5 жыл бұрын

They should've said we are summoning you for a performance, I bet he would understand that... Hmmmm?

@onanastudios 5 жыл бұрын

It's over 9000

@thundersh0ck 5 жыл бұрын

They never said Kelly couldn't read. They said he couldn't understand the documents because of a learning disability. I guess making a joke about that might be too harsh for the audience.

@goose5996 5 жыл бұрын

Just Christ I don’t even know if I had lied that many times throughout my entire life

@ViceSenpai 5 жыл бұрын

There could've easily been an over 9000 reference

@mochalatae7186 5 жыл бұрын

Game of thrones shade is sooo true

@Charlie-de7kk 5 жыл бұрын

Are we count for any other presidents? Probably be the same

@Drago7166 5 жыл бұрын

I legitimately don’t think I’ve lied that much during my entire childhood.

@marinusdekok818 5 жыл бұрын

It looks like the balloon shower came a bit late but Trevor just rolled with it

@autumbreeze1129 5 жыл бұрын

China? I'd think he could tell you what it smells like on Mars

@scotiawest2332 5 жыл бұрын

Does anyone else wonder if some alien nation planted him here as a joke? And this is some sort of reality TV show to them?

@garthpuckerin5637 5 жыл бұрын

Trevor kinda sounds like a Mario sound effect

@Murkomenstanley 4 жыл бұрын

Trevor you missed to say this... So R Kelly went from ' I'm not tryin to be rude' to ' I'm not tryin to read' 😭😭

@thelastofthelemmings6279 5 жыл бұрын

I thought it was pronounced "GINA" lol

@1985bjaycat 5 жыл бұрын

Is that his neck waddle?

@simplicitas5113 5 жыл бұрын

Stop attacking family for real though. Just low to hate on Eric like that. ... Imagine Trump being your president AND father.

@SpeckleKen 5 жыл бұрын

It must be awful having Trump as a father and knowing that *that* is in your genes, but Eric stole charity money for the family, worked an illegal immigrant 13 hours per day while publicly supporting daddy's words about deporting them all, says Trump critics are not even people and shoots animals in the face for fun. He deserves what he gets.

@Khajitxi 5 жыл бұрын

SpeckleKen Wasn’t the charity thing Donald getting mad that Eric actually doing charity and making him reverse course via charging them?

@SpeckleKen 5 жыл бұрын

@@Khajitxi Eric was also part of the scam; he personally made at least $1.2m of charity donations disappear. He told donors and Forbes Magazine that the charity had free use of the golf course without paying anything to the Trump organisation. In fact one $100k amount was traced having gone to that organisation and the rest of the $1.2 million controlled by Eric disappeared as "expenses" without a single invoice. Also, $500k in donations all given for the St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital didn't go there, but to other "charities" controlled by other members of the Trump family.