"The Conjuring 3: The Devil Made Me Do It" sounded like the devil forced them to make another Conjuring movie

I love how every movie is "the worst case we've ever delt with"

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"Based on a true story" suggests that the people, places & events are real but things have been slightly fictionalized. "Inspired by true events" suggests that the people & events are fictional but are based on things that have actually happened.

The fact that they were like “watch as ed and lorraine proved the existence of the devil to courts” and the ending card said “Arne Johnson got convicted of second degree manslaughter” is fucking hilarious in its false advertising

They were just friends, good old gal pals, two single women who live together and don't have boyfriends, some really close buddies, yup!

This movie premise has made me really uncomfortable from the start. Not only are they painting a murderer as innocent for the sake of a horror movie, but if the perpetrator actually believed he had been possessed it’s just exploiting a tragic case of severe mental health issues along with the murder. It didn’t have to be based on a true story :/

as soon as jessica and katie appeared on screen, my sister leaned over to me and whispered "historians will say they were best friends"

i think it’s so messed up they based this on a real life murder case and *painted the murderer as definitely innocent* .. so disrespectful to the victim and their family

Being sponsored by Jarritos is such a flex

Stories like this disgusts me, because they are reminding me of cases like the Elisa Lam one. When internet took the real tragedy of a young woman with mental problems and badly chosen medications, and turned it into some creepy pasta with demonic possesions and looking for ghost in the surveillance camera's footage.

Ah yes "based on a true story" Some parts are true, but most of it is hyper-dramatized and extremely exaggerated

"The devil's doing part time shifts I guess" I suppose you could say The Devil is a Part Timer

"The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me BORED" has to be one of the best titles i've seen in a while.

at the part where the priest was telling ed and lorraine about the prosecutor's baby, whose heart was born outside of its body, and his wife, who killed herself, I was just like, uh yeah, so there's a medical term for that condition (ectopia cordis) and his wife was probably depressed and dealing with postpartum hormones.

I saw a Tiktok about that end credits audio of David’s “exorcism” and they were just like “when you watch the end credits you are actually hearing the Devil” 🥴🥴 when in reality it’s just a young boy suffering from mental illness being manipulated into believing there’s something in him. I try to avoid that part of the internet that still believes Ed and Lorraine weren’t frauds. Because they will defend these two to the graaaave.

that guy had 43 demons and 2 devils and i cant even get one :(

Was anyone really surprised that the one Conjuring movie that's not directed by James Wan was gonna be the worst of the three???

"The Devil Made Me Do It" sounds like a Goosebumps book.

Fun fact: the excuse “the devil made me do it” was made an invalid defense(whether before or after this case, I don’t know) not because the devil is a religious figure, but BECAUSE HE IS A PRINCE FROM A FOREIGN LAND, AND THUS HAS DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY FROM AMERICA’S LAWS.

The Conjuring: Just Gals Being Pals

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Times like these, I wish these movies would just stick with "inspired by" and make their own original plot, without taking whole names and likeness from people who are still alive. That way you can go full Hollywood ham with the horror script, taking all the creative liberties you want without deeply and personally hurting anyone with how poorly researched your story is.

Okay I'm glad you brought up that the body contortions didn't have lasting consequences because that annoyed me the most. That kid's spine would have been a bendy straw

Holy shit, Jarrittos is doing sponsorships? That's awesome.

Why did hearing that Ed Warren cheated on Lorraine make me feel personally betrayed

Not only did Ed have a decades-long affair, it was with a MINOR. He even moved her into their home!

There’s a lot of head scratch in this movie but the biggest one for me was how the lady got that awkwardly shaped totem inside a bottle-necked vase? Did she magic it into it? Did she know pottery and form the vase around it? Did she break the vase and then glue it together?

The girls were definitely a couple. The movie said the ritual needed “A child, a lover, and a man of God” where one kills someone and then commits unalive

The fact that these films keep advertising themselves as "Based on True Events" makes me actively hate the Warrens as characters because it breaks my suspension of disbelief so much that you can only see it on a molecular level.

By the way, thank you Amanda, for pointing out how none of the posessed victims ever seem to have any sort of physical repurcussion. As an epileptic, if I have a seizure -- and be it only a small, tiny one for about 40 seconds-- my body aches like it just got hit by a freaking truck on the highway and I have the worst muscle aches for the next couple of days; if a seizure is particularly bad, I sometimes have issues remembering things and take quite a while to snap out of this state and fully function again. So yeah, the people in these movies should either all be dead due to all the twisting and contorsions they're put through, or not be able to move for at least an entire month; with a whole lot of broken bones and/or muscle strains.

They should've stuck to haunted houses 💀 at least those were actually frightening, and didn't disrespect an actual crime case. That being said, watch A Quiet Place 2 instead.

There is a recorded Warren case where the couple allegedly exorcised a possessed man of a Werewolf spirit/demon. So I gotta ask: Why hasn't *that* one gotten a movie?

The bloated corpse reminded me of "scary stories to tell in the dark" artwork

I think I'd like these movies better if they weren't "based on real life." It's harder to enjoy when I know these two idiotic charlatans actually hurt people in the past. It's like profiting off true crime, but even slimier.

as a mexican, seeing Amanda being sponsored by Jarritos is a full-circle life experience

NOT AMANDA GETTING A SPONSORSHIP FROM MY CHILDHOOD SODA WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

Describing a corpse as "soupy" is why I love Amanda's videos

Honestly, i only watched this movie because i love the vibe that Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga have as an onscreen couple.

Amanda when a lesbian relationship is on screen: "I KNEW. I FEEL VINDICATED." Amanda when a hetero relationship is on screen: "Where are the demons?!"

VERY loosely based on the "true" stories, which are themselves 95% B.S. The 5% is: there are some people called The Warrens. On the other hand, it's nice to see actors like Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga getting a regular paycheck.

"Back to the Demons" I feel like that should have been a title for a Supernatural episode.

I feel like they've tried to go down the same road as "the exorcism of Emily Rose" but it's failed. Emily Rose and what happened to her actually terrified me. Even though it all comes down to mental health, her story left me more spooked.

Is anyone else a little worried about Julian Hilliard? So much horror work at such a young age...I'm hoping everyone involved in his projects is taking good care of him.

The film title sounds like a mid 2000's Onion article.

So glad I’m not the only one who was bored by it. Even the “jump scares” were boring. They never built any tension. The movie started at a tension of 10 instead of building to it so there was never any where to go.

As a Hispanic person, the fact that you got sponsored by Jarritos is a kind of elite i hope to be someday.

As soon as the girl gave her “friend” the bracelet in the forest I immediately leaned over to my cousin and whispered “Ohhhh. They’re Gay.” She then asked how I didn’t pick it up when the movie showed the photograph of the two of them.

I'm in the process of moving quite suddenly so shoutout to my pal Brodie for being available to do all the hard parts about the edit while I literally had to move 80% of my belongings to two different locations - hoping to get back on schedule by next week! Also I would like the Jessica and Katie story with detectives PLEASE but maybe minus the tragedy

The weakest of the main films largely because of the absence of James Wan.

I remember when “based on a true story” would actually scare me until I realized they will take the most minuscule thing that happened in real life and film a bunch of nonsense around it so they can make that claim.

Doesn't it seem a little weird how they're using a real life murderer and making this whole movie about how he was actually a good guy and was possessed by a demon? The first two movies were fine because no one died in those, but there was an actual victim here. Even if they changed his name, they didn't change any of the other names. This is a movie about how Arne Johnson was possessed by a demon so it wasn't his fault that he killed a guy. In real life it was his fault. I think they should've picked another Warren case to base this off of, or if they really wanted to do this case they could've done a 100% fictional version of it and make all the characters original. The movie they did do was already 99% fictional anyway.

"They didn't use his actual name out of respect or maybe because they werent allowed to...." Nah, these movies are so full of it and paint the Warrens as these wonderful selfless heroes when they were absolutely money grubbing fame hounds. Not even gonna get touch on the fact of whether its real or not, but at best, theyre assholes, and at worst theyre con artists. In the previous film they repeadetly denigrate another paranormal investigator, who by all accounts was actually the main one involved in the case and was actually a nice person. The movie made him out to be the money grubber and the jerk. I could go on, but the point is, nothing about these movies is remotely respectful to anyone involved. The only ones benefiting are the studio execs and the Warrens who get to inflate their egos and get paid

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thought Cassidy and Jessica were more than friends lol

“The devil made me do it.” Smh just accept responsibility smh my head

Just a reminder: satanists are not the same as devil worshipers. This movie is gonna age like milk conflating the two

i did not want to support this movie because it took a real case and basically gave the murderer an excuse if that makes since

Arguments for the supernatural actually existing always boil down to "I can't explain it therefore magic."

The demon was a plaid-shirted man? Demons are Canadian? Seems legit.

I'll never forget going to see the first Conjuring at the theatre and we sat in front of a group of teenagers and when the movie started there was a bit of text on the screen (like this is based on a true story etc. ) And a guy behind us yelled "THEY Expect us to read ALL THAT?!?!!!!?" So funny

"The Conjuring: The Devil is Kinda Kinky"

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These movies are just straight up some of the best Christian Propaganda films I’ve ever seen in my life.

Problems with this movie: 1) The occult stuff was never really explained, there was no motivation for why Isla did what she did. 2) The overly cheesy stuff with the Warrens, I mean it was there but honestly it was so cliché that it would tie in to like possession internal fight and remembering who you are moment. 3) They should have really made it clear on the lover, child and holy man. I guess Isla killed her Father for the holy man bit, but then the rules were that it had to be a murder suicide, which made no sense because if the whole curse thing worked, who was going to be the suicide for the holy man? 4) Ed going blind again in the climax. I mean he did it in The Conjuring 2, its been done. 5) Lorraine having that whole headache vision at the beginning when everything was going nuts. 6) The Priest getting hit over the head with the plate and getting knocked the hell out, that was by far one of the funniest moments.

It's so obvious that the Warren story is a fraud, but some people like to believe that things like that happened. But I must say it's for entertainment for some people. I liked these stories myself, but seeing them as fiction and not as "real story".

I wonder if the people who made the Conjuring movies took a look at Ed Warren and thought, "Yo, let's make him hot."

I need to know how anyone could possibly think they're only "roommates." That bracelet scene was rife with... tension.

"The Devil made me do it" is the equivalent to "My Dog ate my homework"

the Conjuring universe movies didn't start around Annabelle. The first movie, which is the best and the only worth to watch, is about the Perron family.

"made with real sugar" is not something I ever thought I'd see used as a selling point lmfao

"The devil is doing part time shifts" Oh I love that anime!

But I need a prequel explaining how they went from hs sweethearts to demon hunters

They had such a great story but didn’t show any of the court room drama 🤦‍♂️

Where’s my Lovecraft cinematic universe? Filter out all the racism and you got yourself a cash cow.

I really enjoyed this movie and I got to go to the theater with my mother for the first time since covid started. We ate dinner after it was a great night

Watched this with my brother and we were both very disappointed. My biggest issue with the movie is the witch. She has no real motivations and we feel nothing when she kills her father or when she dies. She doesn't even get a moment of fear before she dies. Her motivation is literally just because she's evil and evil doesn't need a reason which really bothered me. She was there for basically no reason. The story was rough all the way through. Sure in my opinion the film looked good and the acting was fine but those can't carry a story alone.

"I have chicken shit on my hands"... the obligatory statement by any film editor of a horror movie franchise past the 3rd movie.

The movie that taught me as a kid to never trust "Based on a true story" was "Dude, Where's My Car?" One of my most important life lessons from a stoner movie. Thank you Dude, Where's My Car?

i'm just glad i wasn't the only one seeing Jessica and Katie and being like "👀👀👀👀 mhm. "friends"......" lmao

it’s the “the judges said no” for me

Why was I so excited that Jarritos was your sponsor?

the jarritos sponsorship ?!?! amanda is a fucking legend

"The devil's doing part time shifts I guess" Does Amanda watch anime? I need this to be a The Devil is a part-timer reference.

The literal only redeeming quality of this film was how cute the movie versions of Ed and Lorraine are. Like I could watch eighteen hours of them just being adorable. The rest of the film was just white noise that I tuned out because it honestly made me mad. Pretty sure Arne had some kind of psychiatric issue rather than demon possession but they make it seem like he’s completely innocent despite murdering someone (in front of an eye witness, mind you).

This movie would be better if it was disproving the demon possession and was a crime/supernatural combo instead of just immediately demons

this movie is just an addition to the Patrick Wilson DILF franchise

When Amanda did the sponsor I laughed my head off. "Look, I'm working with a demonic possession movie here. Bear with me." It was priceless.

Apparently, demons have a union and only work 8 hours/day.

This definitely wasn’t even half as scary as the others, but I still enjoyed it.

That "I think I hurt someone" would make a great meme, like a "no s*** Sherlock" sort of one.

I'm glad you included that picture in the thumbnail, because it was at that exact moment, that I went from expecting a horror film to cracking up and unfortunately coming to terms with this movie being too damned goofy to be a successful horror film.

As a big fan of horror and the Conjuring movies, I also found this movie boring and poorly made/executed especially when compared to the first two, which I enjoyed very much.

I didn't like it at all, and the recordings and pictures at the end just made it worse. I'm able to suspend belief that this is the real Ed and Lorraine Warren because their fictional versions are much more compelling usually and I adore their relationship. This movie just makes it possible to forget that IRL these two were scam artists and assholes.

Amanda and jarritos? As a Mexican living in Mexico I accept her as my Latina queen 😑🤙🏻 Reina Amanda

When the kid says "I'll Snap Your Heart Out", I see the kid from A Christmas Story saying I'll shoot my eye out

As a fan of Supernatural every time I see a horror movies about possession and demons I can’t help but think “Sam and Dean would have sorted this out in like 20 minutes”

"The devil's doing part time shifts i guess" Ayo. Maou is in this movie? God damn

All of these franchises want to be the MCU so bad but they end up just being the Fast and Furious movies.

I spat my drink out laughing at the end of this film 😂 in a dark humour sort of way. Because it was like "yay the murderer only got 5 years" But all in all, I did enjoy the film, it wasn't remotely scary but I just love Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga together. When she pulled the pill out of her necklace it was just such a little gesture of realistic love that I did in fact have a tear come to my eye x

Never been startled by my phone before, thumbs up on the nightmare inducing choice of thumbnail, lmao. Also I had the exact same thought when the priest mentioned how obsessions pass on to kids! Like given the Warrens' lifestyle how the hell would Judy end up?? Their kids in real life actually inherited their creepy stuff museum, and are actively trying to get rid of it. 😆