I love how Stav is telling Nick to eat less and Adam is telling Nick not to be stingy. Poetry

No nicks right, you’re actually allowed to take the sample vendors home and make them cook taquitos for you. That’s what Marx and Engels would have wanted

"It's a catered event!" is costanza/larry david level

As a Costco sample lady, we are not allowed to tell you no. It’s literally in the training. Eat as many as you want XD I’d rather have to keep making more as well, it makes the day go faster.

There is an older vaguely Asian woman at my Costco who always yells "Yummy yummy! Everybody try!". And you can hear her from the moment you walk in the door. 😂

It’s true, Costco is a catered event.

I thought Nick was the asshole, but he actually won me over. There really is an unlimited sample policy at Costco. So, like a homeless guy could just buy a year membership to Costco and then eat all his meals there lmao

I love how Nick only allows Stav n Adam to talk when he is quietly pulling up some information to destroy their argument.

Listening to them talk while driving around in GTA makes me feel like it’s one of the absurdist talk radio stations you can find in each game throughout the series. I’m waiting for Lazlow to jump in with his take on Costco samples.

Stav calling it a social contract was probably the smartest thing hes ever said.

"Shopping at Costco is a catered event"

The Cumtown + GTA smr driving is the perfect combination to gradually experience respiratory failure due to alcohol and benzodiazepine to

It’s so funny because if Adam had this opinion you know what Nick would do

I would’ve walked up to the husband and started making out with him.

"Best slice in the city, I say." Chalk one up for Adam, damn!

"To each according to their need-"

“It’s not insane! This is society!” -Nick Mullen

"Susan you always say you're gonna say something, today you're gonna do it"

"It's not even your membership"

I remember when the subreddit was a thing some people applied the categorical imperative to Costco free samples to argue against Nick and he came along and argued philosophy at length with them. That ruled.