“Oh-ho what’s up guns?” My heart skipped a beat

did anyone else pucker up when he answered the duty phone with "hello?"

"Do your MCI's!" "NO!" True story

that guns line reminded me of the time I saw a master guns driving a rodeo. when parked I screamed out, "hey masterguns, is this your first rodeo?!?!" and he just stared at me like he was about to have an aneurysm so I quickly, before he killed me, pointed at his car and said "get it?" he laughed and told me that he was about to curb stomp me but that was a good one. I was a Lance at the time.

"Guns! Have a Snickers!" I laughed my ass so hard on this!!

As a Corporal I gave my one Marine a counseling every 30 days. Never got a counseling every quarter from my Sgt. Now, Im getting promoted to Sgt tomorrow and I will not let that happen to my Juniors or Cpls. We all learn from flawed leadership and we can choose to either do better or carry that same burden of shitty leadership.

I served with a Gerard, he had an NJP guardian angel watching over him. Keep up the great work!!!

Exact same counseling I always got. "You're the best engineer we have. You're just not a good Marine. You need to put some more tools in your toolbox to become an NCO... (read: you need to yell at people and then we'll promote you). Until Iraq happened and then they was like, "HERE YOU'RE PROMOTED!"

"OK guns have a snickers" LMAO

"I'm about to lose fucking rank over you".

Remember, you guys sleep only 5 meters away from men who want to NJP you.

Hi I'm a poolie and I wear marine corps shirts everyday, so I totally relate to this.

I worked CQ front desk one night when I was plastered. My roommate decided it was a good idea for us to play beer pong in our dorm until we killed a 30 rack right before my shift. It was like 2am-6am shift so not a single call came in thank god. I left my post to go vomit and shower. No one ever found out 👍🏼

Does nobody catch the reference when they both look at the camera and shake their heads? He's not a Corporal.

“What’s up guns.....” This is the moment Davis realized his life was about to end.

Yeah, this is why I wanted to stay in the military. All that helpful advice and caring displayed by the senior NCOs and the officers younger than me.

This is my favorite of the Terminal Boots videos. I especially love the end of it, with Deacon getting chewed out by the Master Gunnery Sergeant. Great acting by all and thoroughly enjoyable.

0:02 LMAO _"Start fight with complete stranger, and lose"_

That was great! You nailed it. It'd be hilarious if you did a enlisted vs. officer video.

I was never counseled nor did I counsel anyone. And I picked up corporal three times.....

Lmao the look on Davis's face when he says "sup gunz" Lmfao that is great!

"Ayy welcome to the fleet , I got some candy!!" 😂😂 Shit was too funny

lmao "sup guns"

"What's up Guns?" "Guns,have a snicker" LMAO

1980's Teufelhunden here; you guys rock, still the same same, only the names and faces change. Love your work. Shocked at how high your production value is; very impressive. Writing and acting are spot-on. So cool what you are doing here, kudos.

lol "how are you not a private?"

Accurate portrayal of counseling, just some of that isn’t said out loud.

"Guns, have a snickers." Haha the best

did anyone pause it and actually read what the counseling sheet says the beginning its f****** hilarious

That Chaplin one gets me every time.

Whats up "Guns" had me rolling!! Keep up the great work!

(Phone rings and Deacon picks it up) Caller: Is this 3rd LAR? Deacon: No, this is Deacon. (Hangs up) Deacon: *whistles* (Phone rings) Caller: Is this 3rd LAR? Deacon: No, this is Deacon! (Hangs up) Deacon: *whistles* (Phone rings) Caller: Is this 3rd LAR? Deacon: NO! THIS! IS! DEACON! (Slams phone) Deacon: I'm not a 3rd LAR! Duty NCO: Uh, Gerard, that's the name of the unit. Deacon: *Grrr*, cunt wraps!

your videos are great and really funny. I know you guys are really busy, but it would be awesome if you could make another video soon.

this is gold. RIP this channel.

"This is the same counseling I've been getting for the last 6 months" I felt that shit in my soul 😂

"Puked on OOD from fourth deck without getting caught."

Still my favorite video on Marines... this is awesome.

Eight years later, this is pure gold. Nope!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahaha

I like their more realistic approach on these sketches. Yet they put a fine slice of overreaction and funny insults in these. Good job.

This is starting to have a "nostalgic" feel to it ..... 😌 . 🍺

I always felt like the first Lance in this video. For the longest time I had a squad leader who flat out refused to monthly counselings. At the time I took that sort of thing extremely seriously. Accurate and funny take on the Marine Corps.

Damn almost shit a brick when he said "Whats up Guns". I was like yo, he's a dead man walking

“What’s up guns”.....😂😂😂😂😂😂 I would TOTALLY be either kicked out or the strongest marine

"Psycho the rapist" fucking killed me!!! Love the snickers comment too

Oh my shit...laughing soo hard at work, pretty much everyone thinks I lost it. Please make more of this shit...last couple of seconds was a true story for me. I was that guy

Stole the Pyschotherapist joke from Arrested Development, but I'll allow it.

No Marine like garrison......put us in the field or put us on liberty. Garrison sucks! Ohhh Rahhh

You guys need to do some civi life material now lol loved these videos while I was in.

My fucking god I pause it to read the paper and god it’s gold

Omg. This so close to home, it’s hilarious. Thank you to the guys that did this video!!!!

the ending with master gunnery sergeant i lost it

Way better then vet tv

I'm glad I did my MCIs. I picked up Sergeant before I got out. 😁

Wow, it's like a flash back.

Anyone actually read the counseling that the first guy got? Absolutely hilarious

1:35 - 2:01 Story of my enlistment...

Guns, have a snickers. LMAO Fucking gold.

pause the video at 0:02 and read the paper

That conversation with gunny at the end was me getting out of the army with less than a week left...I give no fucks sir 😂😂

"is this a fucking copy!?" "oh that's my bad" *scribbles date with pen*

Ha ha back in my day I had a counseling like the second one. Wow memories. Ahhhh promoted to Cpl 2x

I was Davis’s PMI at MCRDPISC. Damn so long ago

2:38 with all the random calls I got from disgruntled girlfriends/wives, and ex’s on watch, you have no idea how badly this needed to be said (except replace mother with friend).

" phsyco- tbe-rapist " HAHAHA that's golden

I would ALWAYS disagree with notes on it so they had to retype it....I played the game just as well. My first section chief wised me up on these because actually taught us what a counseling is for.

This gets funnier every counseling I receive.

The two guys picking up, Torez and John, I think they used the same guys for both roles.

guns have snickers!!!! hahahahhahhahaaa oh shit yaaaaaasssssss

Grew up watching this happy to have been influenced to be infantry lmao I never regretted it.

My Son just turned me on to these videos. Funny shit. He served 3rd LAR like 13 years ago. Iraq and Afghanistan. Gotta love the Marines! Oh, and he’s bat shit crazy. You all can be Marine’s, try being the Father of one……lol. Vietnam Vet USN

Hey guns have a snickers omfg I'm dying lol

0:49 "I don't fucking care" "we're counting on it" funny but deep.

“It was 09.. on a Wednesday.” “So?”

This shit had me dying! Although I have never been in Corps. this is believable based on KZfaq and Marines I have come across.

This actually makes me miss the barracks life.

That Insane Clown Posse reference has me wheezing boys 😅

Gerard is my spirit animal

Hey if y'all are taking suggestions I have a couple: the moto lcpl or cpl with dreams of the drill field-the moto ssgt that comes back from the drill field and plays fuck fuck games with his/her new platoon-the ssgt that comes back from msg and is overly paranoid-or how the ssgt is the e-3 of the snco world. All things I experienced in my short tenure in the beloved Corps.

Great vid! That alright, Boots; when I went to ARB at Navy OS 'A' School I had to sign...Something that I wasn't even allowed to read. The e7s in charge put a blank paper over it, except where my signature went. They must've been giving out Anchors back then. Smh. Keep up the good work, Devil Dog!

You just summed up my entire enlistment!!!

Reminds me of my NCO coming to me and asking for a years worth of counselings(we never did any) and trying to make me "Redo" them since I had no copies.

I died laughing when he said yo gunns eat a snickers

entertaining. I've watched all your videos to date .. more than once ... keep them coming

It's funny, in the last video Gerard was acting like a corporal with John, now john is a real corporal.

You guys are hysterical😂.

Lol them sleeves say” zero fucks given!” 😂

Just curious with an outsider's question to Marine Corps discipline concerning 'drunken episodes'. I remember when I first got to Germany with the Army I fell flat on my face hitting a metal guardrail going over a small ditch while shitfaced drunk. It was my first weekend in Germany and one of my NCO's found me passed out in front of my barracks room door with blood all over my shirt from a damned hole in my lower lip that the guardrail had split open. I'd also lost my room keys. Anyway, the DNCO took me to a German hospital where they stitched me up without any local anesthetic as I guessed they thought I was still drunk enough to not feel anything. Wrong there. It was Thanksgiving and the DFAC actually had good food that day that hurt like hell to eat...the cranberry sauce was murder. At least I found my keys where I actually remembered tripping over a road wheel that must have fallen off one of our M113's buried under some leaves near our post railhead. My NCO's weren't really mad, just annoyed I'd ruined their Saturday morning. Monday morning I had to see Top about it and expected a thorough ass chewing. To my surprise Top wasn't mad but acted like he'd seen this a thousand times over and simply said "You're first weekend here wasn't it? You gotta watch that German beer because it's way stronger than anything we have." (8 to 10 percent on average) This was 20 years ago, but how would this go down in the Corps? Seems almost expected judging by these videos. Yes, I have a permanent reminder of that night whenever I eat because I now have a knot under my lower lip that if I'm not careful I'll bite. In fact I'm running my teeth over it as I type this and will never forget the sensation of the tip of my tongue poking out with closed lips.

lmao at psychotherapist I literally died

😂😂😂 why is this so accurate for how Lance corporals behave once they’ve got that simple speck of authority

“You know what? I don’t f-ing care” has become a common thing for me to say

I miss these guys so much :((

GUNS HAVE A SNICKERS KILLED ME😂😂😂😂

Huge fan!

these guys were the OGs on this comedy, lmao

That so looks like 29 Stumps lmao (funny as I EAS'd as CPL Davis as well)

Honestly, that was really F'N funny!

Psycho the rapist had me rolling so hard it helped my poop fall out while I was sitting on the head

Can we just take a moment to appreciate that twitch the NCO had at 3:29 , that shit was hilarious.

This is reality.

"It was 09 on a Wednesday."