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She needs to get laid, smoke some dmt, and let go of herself. She seems so uptight and has no idea how to relax I feel sorry for her actually and hope shes able to not be such a lop because she's no one special. She needs to embrace her opportunities of life outside of corporate/ media stricken life..

"I thought cryptocurrency was only for criminals?" Lol. That guy was like wtf?

can i have the number of this really pretty british girl ???

She's is sooo dead and ignorant inside .... Why would you guys choose her to cover this festival? ...or was that the reason why u sent her.... hoping it would make great content? ROFL I hope reading these comments changes her life a bit.

i was looking for a comment like this 🤣🤣

I think they chose not the person that really wanted it but the person that really needed it and boy she needed it...

How you gonna go through a “transformation” sober?! 😂

Meh, I say no to weed too and I wouldn’t have any trouble at least being polite to people. I’d drink some Kava and get down 🕺🏻

@@CaliforniaCarpenter7 kavas really nice but why no to weed? both mix very well and unlike kava, you don’t run the risk of gaba dependency when smoking weed everyday

I thought that at first, but her perspective as an "ctiy girl outsider" puts a unique twist to this reporting of the festival. It's rewarding to finally see one form of her self peek through at the end. She did not give a negative comment whatsoever about the festival or the people. The negativity was always towards herself and her comfort (or lack thereof). But this is just like city folk, they have a hard exterior and are not likely to get touchy feely whether it's emotionally or physically

Agree

I don't see whats wrong with poking a bit of fun at it. You get an idea of what the festival is like either way

Specially with her pouch

I agree

seriously 😭😭

🤣🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Me too I love that dude

Brianna Lapin Mahahah that’s a nice gesture

And she said no lol

Ballad of Jayne pass that Dutch boo hahah

ay he may have been quoting adam from workaholics on that which makes it better hahaha

@Storm Fish so criminals don't usually use the us dollar? I've never seen them shipping pesos back across the border

That dude is a SAVAGE!

And crypto is a deeep cover to protect the bank system. For these people?

Cryptocurrencies are a big scam so basically they are criminal…

@@marcusanark2541 thanks dude lol But for real, vice shouldve just followed him amd his boys around the whole time

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I know, id love to SEE more of her, She's the perfecto trolls 😂😂😂

She embodies millions of people that go to festivals and cant let go. I feel like what her persona portrays when i attend festivals 😂. I love festivals but although I try to fit in i am not spiritual so I find alot of the stuff available just hilarious and goofy. To each their own and thats my favorite part is that people can be free to express themselves. This was enjoyable.

Yeah the audience is not getting it, I find it brilliant😂

The audience doesn't find her funny

Lmao....Angela actually has more depth to her than this chick

HAHAHA your comment wins

Turcu Cezar LMAO i literally thought the same thing!! hahaahah

haha i was thinking young Alice Cooper from Riverdale

Turcu Cezar facts😂😂😂

Jajajajaajajajajajajajaja totally

Very Nice. 👍

I'm very excite

@@si-va-m2359 high five 😃👋🏻

Amazing!

Hi your cute

Omfg Thankyou for pointing this out 😭😭😭

🐔

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Im crying i just recognized that 💀

Hi

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yes

yep agree 100%

I don't smoke, but even I think that robot girl could use a smoke after watching this video.... she's kinda sexy, and is young, but acts like a 65 year old woman who is depressed.🤔🙄

It is a common phrase in California. There's literally DOZENS of us!

Me to

Christopher Proietti exactly

Omg yes

Absolutely pegged her..

@@fearthetruth974 lmao what

Facts

She’s harshing my vibes from here

I laugh SO HARD when she said that, I felt it in my heart. People around me love to camp, in camping spots..on grass...and honestly, I share her view; unless it's camping on a private beach in Curacao, don't even bother asking.

PsychoActiveGaming type chicken shop date, she is a comedian

Yeah, and i sure shes glad she didn't meet you either...

Lol her cloths... ewwwww

omg,right?!

She's a comedian? Nothing she did/said was remotely funny. Couldn't tell because she was too stuck up to even attempt to enjoy it.

Lmao on point

I agree

Such a negative comment you might want to look in a mirror my friend.

@@audiotinker and maybe you too my dear

asddsaasddsa1111 why

Ya dude for real. If I had a penny for every time I had to pretend to be even half as interested as the person talking to me about crystals, good vibes, harsh vibes, energy, patriarchies, godesses, the spirit, etc.... I'd have at least 5 bucks. It was always funny to see people hypocritically get emotional about some idea/philosophy, and then break it within minutes (like arguing with someone about their microwave or TV using X amount of electricity, only to get excited 5 minutes later about all the phish shows they're hitting next tour)

EXACTLY! Her awkwardness is such a humorous thing in that weird ass setting like Taji from yelp reviews is in. F*ck all these comments, shes hilarious lmao.

@@chungus100 she is Amy Schumer hilarious

ha! i couldn't place who she reminded me of...but that's who!

I don’t see it.

Ryan Parish | I meant mostly in her behaviour and closed-mindedness, but to me she even resembles her in looks too 😄

kiprs If Dwight was there we'd really have something.

lol or the mom from Haters Back Off. same actress. i just liked her in Haters Back Off more.

Yes please!! Hamilton would have done this justice!!

Yaaaas hahaha

honestly!! he’s does the cynical thing but still has an open mind about everything. he may have been awkward but at least he would’ve participated..

yeah, what's happened to him? has he done any videos or reports lately? i hope he didn't fall onto the wagon and become a born again christian.

#HamiltonForRerun

Chris Pain that’s the best part

The atmosphere in the place looks great and its hard to hate on such a happy excepting group of people but..........BUT its hard not to see the funny side when people shove stones up the vag for spiral enlightenment or medical reasons? either way it seems like over the top spiritual nonsense which is pretty funny but whatever floats your boat i guess.

Exactly!

She's just british.

Being British has nothing to do with this, she's just a dry ol' stick in the mud!

Steve Ganz this is the best comment yet lmao

Steve Ganz omg 🤣

Lol totally! She should have brought out her sax. Not sex - sax.

Bahhaha

that unit sucks

LOL

lol 😂

JosrRocks I'm going to start saying that now

Lion of Jah Nah Man Volcano Digital!!!!

this

wrong segment babe

UGH RIGHT. I was thinking the same thing. Like hamilton would at least try to teach people about the vestival instead of going around judging everyone damn

This NEEDED Hamilton

@Raun Smith so true🤣🤣

LITERALLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

Wow someone else here actually gets why she’s perfect to send there

Agree! She reminded me of Taji who does the one-star reviews. I thought she did great. She transformed with each day.

@@michaelsukowatey I agree she is the perfect person for this report . also she made me laugh heaps , because of how she handled/politely tolerated the experience

this is vice far too many think like this that work there no clue middle class numbnuts

Ship.rekt. Bones I laughed a bit too hard.... because true. 😆

LOL best comment!

This looks like my hell.

hahahaha - this made me laugh so much. Thanks

Hahahahahaha much better!

As an Indian, I cringed at the way the 'yogi' woman said that . I would have definitely rolled my eyes at that. All of my family would.

Delightfully?

and what is the problem? they are a fucking joke, she is right

Maraloz Safir there is no right or wrong in journalism. There should only be an unbiased representation of the facts. This clearly has a preconceived bias. Go back to school troll.

Maraloz Safir Too bad in the end she agreed with them.

right!

its not bad that you dont understnd , its ignorant that you mock what you dont understand .

No she needs to go to a real festival and not this pretentious hipster fest full of smug white kids.

@@worngimimajosplaynholmes6907 they're not even tripping balls, how can u truly be yourself if you're not tripping balls

@@worngimimajosplaynholmes6907 you sound boring too lol

mrhappy19 yup. It's pretty insufferable

mrhappy19 ahahahahahha ahh you're so right

That's called being British

Seriously, most cringe worthy "reporter"

take a shot everytime you cringe

Same. Id be on a 10 strip from walking off the plane!

She would've called the cops on him.

MeWziK101 literally because she’s a comedian and this is a persona

Jefferty Jeff yes but there’s a TIME AND PLACE. being a comedian is fine but going and making fun of people while they are tripping isn’t cool. All she could do was judge and she wasted the experience.

not true

Juicebox Destroyer I think it was funny. More awkward is the ‘wisdom’ of the yoga teacher wafting sage around her chakras. But hey, we are all different. Awkward is ok if that’s your thing

No, it comes from not knowing how to talk to people that believe in magic and all sorts of spiritual stuff when you live in reality

Best description so far

Looks like her a bit too

Angela from Rugrats! Beep Beep Beep!

maybe that's why she was perfect for the assignment.

😂😂

Niklas Kirchmaier she’s hilariously British. Not everyone is ‘woke’ and from LA. I think it makes for a nice intro to the event for people who are clueless about it

Yep chose the wrong person for the job

oh hell... just accept everything the comes down the slopes !!

I think it's the aloof character is acting mate. I reckon she'd be totally different off cam . I think she's sound.

I like her awkwardness, it's just not her thing which is probably why they sent her there.

Isnt that the point of the festival ? I mean what is there to transform if you already living inside these structures....

Steve Garcia right and I’m sure everyone felt her negative, off vibe because I felt that shit from here

Steve Garcia 100% agreed

It would just be nice if people could just be content being themselves vs trying to be better.

@@reggyreptinall9598 you can do both, it’s not a conflicting thought

@@muayboran6111 better really doesn't really exist. It's just an idea not even a good one. But people seem to enjoy being psychotic

@@reggyreptinall9598 Not necessarily... you can be content while striving to be a better person, maybe you're mean to certain people or you are financially unstable and you strive to be better at that but that doesn't mean you can't be content with what you have at the moment... if there were no striving then there is no growth. Being content alone won't cut it because change is the only constant, things change

I was hoping im Not Alone with that feeling !

When?

They were definitely tripping. You can tell by the way they move, also sunglasses.

That was fucking funny lol

@@TheLixan and their energy field face expression slow talking ... GREAT GUYS

Even they ditched her for the food lol

Vice, bringing you the journalistic equivalent to dead fish.

Totally agree with u

Or she was trying to learn how to not be so conditioned... maybe she wanted to experience that atmosphere for change...

No this IS how you do it. You put a person who has no clue about the enviroment and skeptical about it and you get a much more interesting and challenging scenario. It's bit of the whole point, having someone to loosen up and get out of their comfort zone. We already know about hippie festivals, its nothing special. So sad that you are expressing yourself like that about her, doing what you're claiming shes doing. Just relax i little bit, focus on the positives! Cheers

@@buoghuoj I call BS. Yeah, put someone unfamiliar with their hippie customs into their festival to make a good video, but not someone so robotic that it's ridiculous. She must've stood out and brought others anxiety. This girl is so tight I wonder how she wipes..... needs something to loosen her up a bit😏🤣😂😋🍑💦👙😏😆 Next on vice: robotic brit girl visits sexy club lol😯🤐🤣😂😏✌🏼

Ya, vice has some other kind of awkward reporters, but most of them are open minded. This lady seemed like she was judging everyone the entire time. Everyone else in the video seemed to be having a great time.

Truth

Absolutely

Fourier89 some are for sure, most aren't. Most are just there to have a time and space to let there guards down for a while and just endulge in the moment. Something our current society doesn't endorse. If you can't do that from time to time you'll get ill. You don't have to be in that state all the time. It's ok to go about your everyday live in 'normal' society. But don't forget to log out from time to time and connect with yourself.

Shit they should of sent Hamilton.

Truth. Definitely

Nah you're brainwashed

I use to have that exact same feeling at church. I discovered I was the one judging me.

😵😵😵

no, they were judging you. you said church right?

God bless her boyfriend/husband .. may we pray

I think that's just her face 😂

Lol, now I just feel bad. I can understand that this is t her thing. It if she's going to document her experience, she should try a little harder. So she's not wasting her time or the people who invited her.

I don't think you've been to one of these things then.....

Not to this one. Back in the day before kids, we would make the drive to burning man. If she's going to go to these, she should be a little more opened minded. Otherwise she should make videos on other topics.

She was showing these people for what they are: jokes. Her sarcasm was comical.

hell yes... thank you, this girl is completely blocked! OOk i get it, she was """trying"" to unblock. But she was kinda agressive energy-wise with every person she talked to, and she mocked basically everything the festival had to offer, like reconnection with nature, dance, yoga, breathing, anything really... and that just sucks, like leave bro.. if u dont have the capacity to accept transformation by any means.

Well said, terrible title and she basically gave the public what they wanted to see I guess. I've been to Envision 4 years now starting in 2012 when it was very small, not as Yuppy and Corporate as it is today. Not to be negative but it started out way more grassroots, hippis and free-minded individuals coming together in a beautiful place to explore community, friendship, art, sustainability and general oneness with eachother and Earth. People were more focused on providing fruit to eachother in the tropical heat than trying to turn a dollar. Inevitably festivals grow and people find out they can turn a pretty penny by expanding it and having more artists, more vendors, higher prices, luxury VIP options etc and you end up with a bit of a watered down experience due to all the People showing up for the hype- to party or take selfies and or have that experience. There are still amazing people that come and I still love this festival- bass, palm trees, surfing and Costa Rican culture. Now, I just hope people support the locals by staying at their hostels and buying their food, and yeah the video was garbage no offense way too much focus on being "that" video with sarcastic comments and too shallow to really get at the beautiful chaos & chemistry that magically happens at conscious gatherings like this.

I thought she was brilliant! She has a dry sense of humour which is very British. I wonder if Louis Theroux would get the same unkind reception if he did this. She was open to new experience and tried everything to the best of her ability. I liked the juxtaposition between her reporting style and festival goers. Just because you perceive someone to be less 'spiritually enlightened' because they don't act the same as you doesn't mean that's the case. Maybe she's a devout Buddhist and meditates every day! I find it strange how so many 'spiritually woke' people on here are super judgemental.

Kelly Rose I think it was interesting. Because it explicitly shows the contrast of the western mindset to the spiritual soul. It was awkward because it is awkward for someone who has no knowledge to this kind of lifestyle. So I think it’s a pretty mind opening documentary, though it would also be great to see someone who was actually opened to the experience. Much love ❤️

Yeah, she really didn’t do that great of a job

True

I disagree, it's interesting to watch how a " normal " person ( considering Society's parameters ), a BCBG person ( bon chic, bon genre, sorry i haven't the english for it ) reacts in this kind of event, to watch how people there actually welcome her etc. Contrast is always a good thing ( but I admit it could be uncomfortable when you are that actual contrast )

So fkn true.

Please lol

exactly what i was thinking haha so then he can get off his face on camera xD

Lazy Veteran ya i noticed there all yuppies.

As soon as the first two guys said they were from Silicon Valley that's what I thought too.

Hamilton still does stuff? I feel like I never see him anymore.

Yep at 8mins I came to the comments bc when she said F camping that was the last straw like wtf are you even doing there?

Same here, she's insufferable!

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hahahahahahaha I thought the same :D

Hahahah. I was slurping soup.. it came out of my nose, whole thing burns. Worth it, thanks for the laugh.

@@jupindersingh1913 😂😂😂😂 I hope your alright now

I thought the same thing. finally some weed to her cold soul 😂

How can anyone understand this stuff when it is all made up? Magic and spirits are vaguely defined and make no sense except as their cultural rules.

This girl is cute

Smelly and pretentious festival lmfao filled with white middle class people thinking they in touch with nature

James Washington have u been there?

@@jw6871 you embodie close minded people

im thinking maybe they did? they were hoping this was gonna healp her loosen up and get some sort of good energy to bring home to her coworkers

I came looking for the comments about this. It's like she was worried about what mum and dad would think. To each their own though. Vice should better choose who they sent to these types of festivals

@@vigdis628 at least give her a bag of pills or something lol

@@vigdis628 i agree. they took someone who usually wouldnt go to a festival like this. i think that’s important to open more ppls minds.

at the end she was opening up. thats the most important thing, and thats what the video is all about. that people who normally wouldnt go to a festival like this CAN open up and enjoy and let loose

Finding good herb at envision can be tricky I would have jumped at that offer

Hellmark Channel why is gum a shill

She didn't say no thanks. She just said no. 3:08

Chassidy Allen Yeah they sent the wrong person. She wasn’t even up on crypto at the very least. Hard to watch, I had to skip through it.

There isn't really much to respect lmao.

that place looks so filthy just go take drugs and hug random people not my thing either