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Pretty sure Heyzeus is part of the csgo cheating scandal. I mean he says he’s from Australia wich we know doesn’t exist, so if he’s willing to lie about that what else is he willing to lie about

Last time i was this early butterfly knives cost 90€

"And is this sticker based on Anomaly?" Lmfaooooo

Always wanted a iceberg vid on csgo, thankfully it wasnt some guy with a 3 dollar mic

Plot twist: HeyZeus is also a part of the people who know about cheating in pro CS

The "Hey,I am heyzeus" never gets old

That moment of him looking through long doors and of him getting the connector shot were both cases of fan intervention at live events. He's not "using his aim" to figure out where they are, they hover the spot and then the audience screams in response so they get all of the info they need. It happens dummy often.

0:19 that gun butt scratch hit different

Last time I was this early, "CSGO DYING??????!!!!!" was still trending on the recommended tab lmao

2:52 they do that because the audience goes bananas when they do it, they just use the audience as info if there's guy behind a wall. Cloud9 used to do that a lot.

Plot Twist: Heyzeus was hired to "debunk" all these theories

10:30 a quick look at the community market suggests that CSGO rakes in about $2 million/day in case transaction fees and weapon case key sales. it's entirely possible that CS:GO's gross revenue is a billion dollars a year. would be fascinating to know what their operating costs are...

my theory: heyzeus gets paid by gaben to say that all the theories are flase

"No extra hidden fees" *$1.35 payment fee*

Heyzeus. : Big Fish Whale. : Am I joke to you?

"We're going after the big fish" *Proceeds to show a mammal*

oh wow, the change in music really changes the vibe. I love it !

if people think that cases are rigged for KZfaqrs, then you gotta watch Sparkles get ripped everytime he opens cases XD

Its been 38 seconds and theres a comment "Nice video. I watched it bro". Bruhhh

The only channel where I always learn something cool every video

I can relate to the opening something good bit, I opened an ak neon rider in my first case ever. great video!

6:03 "they don't have a strong motive" Major capsules: I'm a joke :(

The shox chips kinda look like his teammates tryna tell him where they are and shox being like "here?" With his crosshair lol

Great video loved watching it from start to finish

i thougth they would silly aim through walls in order to get a crowd reaction, if the crowd yells then they know there is a player on the other side of the wall

Just discovered your channel. I like this video and enjoy the others

I liked the video very much and you told me to comment at the end, so I did. I do enjoy the “hey, I’m Heyzeus” at the begging of every video, and if I miss it or my audio is off I will re start just to hear it. Overall good video.

This wasnt an iceberg video. This was a man talking about diffrent popular topics in csgo video.

the song at the start gave me some serious plaugedmoth vibes

Anthony P being mocked to Slave Knight Gael was perfect

I litteratly died when i saw the VACation thing XD

Plot twist heyzeus is also involfed in the whole thing and uses this video to cover it up

statisticly speaking, CS:GO has a cheater in every match. On my main account (3000 hours, steam level 920, 100+ games) I had 90 players banned in 100 different matches. Considering 3 - 4 of them are my friends (not banned) this means there is at least one cheater in every single match. And remember, that's only the banned ones. If you ask yourself how I got that data: there is a chrome/firefox extension that's called Ban Checker, it searches your CS:GO match history for banned accounts.

11:23 Had to laugh at this myself! Great video, a very concise look at the CS case scene. Thanks!

Opened about 10 cases and got 9 blues and 1 purple It’s more likely they make a good skin one or two slots off of the one you get in a case to make you think you were really close (this happened to me as well)

Pls do more long Videos, i love it

I was watching some other videos of yours. Nice to see a new one

Love the Gael music at 11:30 hahah

What you think about the drop system. I played with my friend first itme in couple years and we (BOTH) got bravo case on drop. I feel like that is extremely rare or then it has something to do with valve's plan to keep us in the game.

Very good video sir. I have 5k hours in CSGO and after around one thousand cases over the past 7 years, I opened my 2nd and 3rd knife ever. Both within 100 cases of each other. It's just slots and the only factor is probability.

This month Ludwig (popular streamer) on his first case unboxed a M9 bayonet marble fade

At 11.23 the boss music xDD i've actually heard it many times but don't know which boss it is. Can someone tell me?

Funny how you mentioned new players getting something good... in my first 10 cases I got a bayonet tiger tooth... I could actually go back in my market history and see the first cases I ever bought and then show my knife being in my inventory right after.. I should have kept that knife but sadly sold it almost immediately after people just bullied me for being terrible but having a nice knife lol

1 of the most legendary sounds is TDM_Heyzeus video background music

WHAT SONG IS that in the backround???

I think they do rig cases, I got a M4A4 Emporer FT on my first case, then a Bullet Queen MW on my third, then a USPS Neo Noir FT on my fourth, then on my 7th, a statrak M4A1-S Nightmare MW

“And they have anecdotes to back it up” lmfao

The anomaly sticker joke was great

As always love your videos

You should make longer vids abt stuff like this

what is the song from the beginning ?

HeyZeus:hey I’m HeyZeus Caption:hey I’m Jesus

I don't know if I have opened enough cases but I've never gotten lucky with it, and the best thing I got from operation broken fang drops was a dark blue I believe, and two light blues if I remember correctly.

If anything, getting a knife would make me STOP continuing to open cases since there's no real point to waste more money while I'm in the green.

Maybe make a second channel/special video where you open everything next time?

I got banned from cs go without even cheating after getting better on an othere account i played on my old one and know its banned it got and 250€ knife and cases for 55€ can is till trade them know?

what is this music called

Damn I didn't know other people had this theory as well. Now I don't actually believe it is rigged for new players but I've always sort of wondered because I got a knife on my third case ever, 100 cases later I got nothing but blues and purples. I then opened 10 cases each on 2 new separate accounts and both got knives. Its probably just a coincidence though and I got lucky lol

Anomaly didn’t deserve that roast Jesus lmao

HeyZeus and Gaben had a really 'fun' noght before his unboxing against ohne, animaly and sapnap

I would say thanks for making this video. Looking forward to your next video

Bro do you edit your videos yourself? Or do you want to get an editor? If you want an editor hire me :))

I believe the skins theory about youtubers and starters is somehow or partially real, when i started i didnt unbox any cases until i decided to open like 2 i think and a got a blue one and a purple one, the one with the worm for the awp, and i decided to keep openning. After those, i got a blue five seven and after that one i unboxed a startrak blue ak47 with 4 stickers worth like 10 bucks more or less (it had 2015 sticker so now they must be worth a whole lot more), some unboxings after i unboxed a mac 10 suovenir worth similar to the ak i previously mentioned. After these, i kept unboxing, not much or consistently but unboxed like 10-15 nore and havent gotten anything purple, or pink, or even with stickers or FN

Hey Heyzeus, great video! However, i have one small point of critism. Even though its still unlikely valve rigs cases, when speaking about a possible advantage valve gains from rigging, youre not taking into account a gambling addiction (Just like a casino) and artificial desirability of the items. Giving someone a highly desirable item might make them feel "lucky", as seen in casinos and incentivize further gambling. Also, even though the items given to the player dont matter much to valve, they have a monetary interest in keeping some of them rare and desirable to encourage a further "Skin culture". The player will naturally try and obtain rarer items, making them focus less on the amount spent than on the singular case theyre opening, as that could be the one item they want. Also, rarer items feel like more of an "achievement" or something special than just any bought item, as you can see by people feeling more sentimental about their "self unboxed skins". If every skin was just able to be bought for 2.99, what prestige would there be in having a ruby doppler? Lastly, this also serves to increase prices in general, making them more commission on the steam market.

Why was KQLY banned again I hit that shot on a site d2 ALOT and recently I got a double KQLY hs with a usp so idk what was the damning like nail in the coffin for KQLY I’m curious. I literally watched the game it happened in I just don’t remember

won't be long before we hear that heyzeus is in on keeping the secret as well

11:30 love the slave knight gael music there

when do we get a heyzeus coc reveal?

God damn it! Heyzeus is into my scheme of building a skin mafia!

Tbh, first time i opened cases, in 20 cases, i got a FN AWP Wildfire (worth 100$+ at the time), while i spend only about 50$ on the cases...

whos theme is at 11:18

0:32 Only i think that it looks like the end of the map in Subnautica? (ecological dead zone)

after several years on duty on cs, css & csgo, i can tell you, the human 3rd eye will and can open during matches, if you play enough it'll pop up completly unintentional, so in conclusion you will do the craziest shots in your life, wallbangs, flicks, and all the time this gut feeling "I know he will come in 3, 2, 1.. peng" its nothing special its just the way we are => freaks

i have a friend that has opened around 100-150 cases and has gotten around 7 rare special items 6 knifes and 1 glove, plus some red items so its all about luck and myself have opened around 400 or so with 0 knife but around 15 reds where 3 of them were st

Upload a 2 hour video of you failing at case unboxings

what song is this i stg ive heard it i can place it tho D:

music at beginning?

subtitles: „Hey, i‘m jesus(...)“

“We are going after the big fish” *S H O W S W H A L E*

Sparkles most definitely uploads his unlucky videos lol

good video even tho its only been a minute since u uploaded this

The first case i opened i found a factory new dragon king. After that i wasted all the money for other cases and never found anything.

5:34 "Oh hi mark"

Everytime i open a case while staring into my webcam intensely i get something good, usually a pink, res or knife.

About that rigged cases: - my first 3 cases were pink/pink/purple (ak red laminate/ p2k ocean foam/ mac graven)... on 7th case ive got M9 Urban FT... before 10th case Ive opened AK Aquamarine FT. - one of my friends got M9 Tiger Tooth in his 2nd case - other friend got Butterfly Crimson BS in less than 15 cases - lastly other friend got Huntsman Marble Fade in less than 10 cases (im only talking about my close friends)

Yea I find it funny how people completely over look how much money you’ve dropped in cases in general, then turn around to say it’s rigged but people will be people

Link to the dan M video?

A lot of the csgo skin sites are ran in different countries so the laws when purchasing one is different as well

Tbf recently a friend of mine opened the battle pass collections and got a pink , 1 week after getting the game and here I am who spent around 300-400 on cases and sticker capsules and the best thing I ever got was a navi foil worth 10 dollars

should i open cases on a new account now?

The new player case luck actually makes sense. In my first case ever i got a Desert Eagle Printstream but i don't know

I know it's 5 months late, but the strange things to me are 1. Anomaly's st ak case hardened scar, watch games and sparkles souvenir fn dlores, these skins are impossibly rare and shouldn't have been done by youtubers specifically.

On the iceberg number 2 gave me an insanely good idea.

Opening 1500 cases just seems unfathomable to some people they don't realize how many cases u opened

they do make more from good unboxings, remember they take 15% every time its sold on the market.

RIP to Omission - Huma Huma

One way to always “win” from gambling is only spend as much as ur willing to loose ...I hope this makes sense in a way

About opening cases, Im conviced there is a system behind it. Im playing cs since 7 years now and every once in a while, i bought a 20€ steam gift card and opened cases, ofc I never got something good out of it. When operation shattered web came out, i connected my credit card to my steam acc, and opened a case, got a really nice knife, and a couple of cases later some gloves. I think the strategy i assume is behind that is, that the moment you make paying very easy, you are more likely to buy more things (like in casinos, that you get drinks and all to your seat so you never have to stop gambeling) so steam has more of an interest in users that have a connected payment method since they are more likely to invest more. So baiting with high tier skins early on is one smart move form steam... no conspiracy, just business

I find it funny how he says “skeeyns” rather than “skins” 💀