The way he presents anything reminds me of a highschool kid improvising his research presentation.
@flakky55Ай бұрын
@@Schnubi literally my friend giving a last-minute presentation IN CHINESE for our mandarin class spoke more clearly and confidently than this grown ass man
@FuckTheYoutubeUsernameChangeАй бұрын
"yeah"
@nashooo590329 күн бұрын
I like how Mr. Musk kind of incorporated those long ankward pauses into his speech bc he's getting used to how his crowd keep braying after every sentence he says 😂
@Glombor14 күн бұрын
"Yeah it's going to be made with Muskanium and have a built-in nuclear reactor"
@WormsterWormington4 ай бұрын
fun fact: cars are manufactured specifically to crumple to redirect the force of the crash. first thing i noticed in the cybertruck crash test is how the front doesnt crumple. at all. if you dont die in an electrical fire your gonna die in a crash when the shitty welding eventually gives out. literally a 100,000 dollar coffin w wheels
@edwardfletcher77904 ай бұрын
Unfortunately, trucks are exempt from many of the stringent car safety standards ☹️
@woodykrska99474 ай бұрын
@@edwardfletcher7790and the environmental standards. Not as bad, but still.
@NunYabiznass-hd6dj4 ай бұрын
My understanding is the usage of truck is for a vehicle mounted on top of a separate frame, instead of being built as one unit
@edwardfletcher77904 ай бұрын
@@NunYabiznass-hd6dj It's also a vehicle with a load bed at the rear...
@dovahnok09574 ай бұрын
The issue isn't driver safety (people have already debunked that). The issue is when the truck meets pedestrians and other vehicles. That lack of crumpling makes it a metal brick of death
@molliedavis-uq6qo4 ай бұрын
there's two in my city and i asked my mom if she's seen one yet and she said "is that what that is i thought it was a homemade car "
@TigreModerata4 ай бұрын
Kinda is... I doubt professionals had much of a say in any of this. If any are left at tesla they probably have to keep quiet to keep their jobs. Mums are usually right, that's what we learn😂
@seitanbeatsyourmeat6664 ай бұрын
That’s hilarious 😂
@Elizabeth2445A4 ай бұрын
the Hammerhead Eagle I-thrust 2
@dissonantdreams4 ай бұрын
I mean, she’s not wrong 😂
@BadgerBabe894 ай бұрын
🤣👌
@FFVison3 ай бұрын
Wait, so with the guy talking to Jay Leno was basically saying due to the HEPA filter, it could survive a mustard gas attack? This same truck that can't survive a car wash? What if they don't come at you with mustard gas, but they come at you with a garden hose?
@EmiStar0702 ай бұрын
They might even come at you with a spray bottle 🤣
@anaceweirdo15792 ай бұрын
REALEASE THE WATER CANNONS
@blackice90882 ай бұрын
This car was designed by the aliens from the movie "Signs"!! 😂
@elhazthorn9182 ай бұрын
Think even simpler. Think of some rowdy teen on top of a bridge with his belt around his ankles. Cybertruck will rust like a cheap nail.
@contemporarydncethot0382Ай бұрын
😂 right, like be so for real right now.
@KolMan20003 ай бұрын
So if you’re underwater and drowning, you literally can’t break the window to get out
@JeanMarceaux2 ай бұрын
Don't worry, the HEPA filter will separate the hydrogen from the oxygen in the water and provide you with breathable air!
@victory89282 ай бұрын
@@JeanMarceauxyou mean filter out oxygen in the water? I don’t want to inhale large amounts of Hydron ions
@JeanMarceaux2 ай бұрын
@@victory8928 if you're lucky, yes If not, the filter software malfunctions and your lungs become two fleshy Hindenburgs (that's two times more than there were actual Hindenburgs!)
@scaryfuckingshapes2 ай бұрын
dont worry the door will probably fall off
@brentbentKRFP2 ай бұрын
Oddly enough, Mitch McConnell's sister died because she crashed her Tesla into a lake and it shorted so she couldn't open the door or window.
@patheticapathetic58264 ай бұрын
let's not forget that, since the front of the truck is very high, you physically CANNOT see children in front of it 😭 what a great feature for a high-speed 7,000 pound vehicle that can't crumple
@BB-uo1qy4 ай бұрын
Common in pickups
@mateosegura15204 ай бұрын
That's just every modern 'truck'
@daltonbedore83964 ай бұрын
sadly, common in pickups and it's literally causing people to run their own kids over.
@jooot_68504 ай бұрын
Many such cases. All this for a vehicle for something that is only being used to carry around a few bags of groceries.
@AnonymousAnarchist23 ай бұрын
Fun fact. Dont act on this but An university whom shall remain unnamed (you'll see why) conducted a study to find the most effective means of increasing public saftey, reducing waste, while keeping professional vehicles unaffected. They found that 50 people could make operating SUV's and giant trucks too expensive for braging rights without effecting low income second market buyers and work vehicles... by keying every SUV and mega truck they come across one night a week. In a city the size of New York. Because the status symbol effect gets ruined, but the vehicle remains usable and does not need repair. Youd need a diffrent tactic for the cyber truck but the point remains the same. A status symbol only reamins a status symbol if almost EVERYONE allows it to be so. Thats the take away, not do crime, dont flag me KZfaq, the take away is that you have to make it not a status symbol and the most effective way is commiting a crime, but the second most effective way Is simply Spread the word about the most effective way. Something I am engaging with right now. If "status symbol" dangerious vehicle buyers know that at least 50 people know vandalizm could make thier life miserable and know they are willing if changes dont happen soon, then that will factor in on thier next vehicle and they wont be nearly as likely to buy a massive vehicle.
@b.collins26564 ай бұрын
is no one going to talk about how that trunk is able to slice through four carrots with ease because it doesn't have any sensors to keep it from closing when something is in its path. there's high-powered industrial bandsaws that automatically stop if the blade comes in contact with the operator, and elon musk wants this piece of shit to be a household name.
@plutolichen4 ай бұрын
I didn't even think about that! People are going to lose fingers or worse in that thing
@b.collins26564 ай бұрын
@@plutolichen i think this video uses a clip of some poor bastard who got his hand trapped under the trunk's lid, actually. thankfully it seemed like it didn't cut through the skin but there's no way he got out of that unscathed.
@kariannstickle27084 ай бұрын
@@b.collins2656I glanced back at my phone while washing dishes and was immediately sick to my stomach seeing his fingers stuck in the car. SO scary. I already hate clearing the garbage disposal and washing knives. It’s amazing he’s not injured. If he was a child I bet it would have broken his fingers
@flickcentergaming6804 ай бұрын
@@kariannstickle2708 or worse.
@sophiapatsche97474 ай бұрын
That’s what confuses me is because the other models, at least the S & X from experience, do have auto stop usually a little too touchy (closing on a grocery bag and freaking out ) so I wonder where in the programming for the cyber truck went wrong or why. not an Elon apologizer I promise just someone who believes in the future of electric
@Krigsministern3 ай бұрын
It's fascinating how these people can do a review where it stops working and falls apart and then be like 10/10. It has truly become a cult at this point
@lunaticfade4044Ай бұрын
Right?! I like the guy who drive his through the flood water…”Shouldn’t be a biggie, we’re good to go this is normal, I hear water sloshing around, had to snap the fender back, buttons don’t work…but that’s fine.”
@Dr.Belububub29 күн бұрын
Agreed. there was also the short clip of a guy driving one mile with the Cybertruck, before the car completely broke. Appearently he brought the car to Tesla and Tesla took several weeks for repair and barely got anything fixed, but in between the posts on social media, in which he cried about not getting his Cybertruck back, he had posts about fangirling over/defending Musk and Tesla. It makes no sense to me. I would have been furious.
@godslaughter25 күн бұрын
It has always been a cult.
@Virgilz_2 ай бұрын
I've seen a cyber truck in the wild 3 times and I laugh every time. It doesn't look cool, it just looks out of place and tacky. Like they’re driving a fridge.
@MogamiKyoko13Ай бұрын
I would love to see a cybertruck in the wild so I can point and laugh.
@KitsuneRogue21 күн бұрын
There is at least one owner that lives in my city. Every time I see it I joke that I need to fix my LOD settings, because it seriously looks like an improperly rendered game asset...
@geministrial95020 күн бұрын
At least if someone was driving a fridge I would admire the ability it took to customize it and get it working. This is just sad
@pugachevskobra563619 күн бұрын
I just saw one in my city for the first time and it's so long in the ass it's ridiculous lmfao. The rear end makes it 10 times uglier. It looks like a limo fucked a Pontiac Aztek from the back and got stuck.
@greep015919 күн бұрын
It looks like child Elon drew it and made it into reality
@scoundrel20494 ай бұрын
The fact that the windows cannot be broken with a glass breaker is so distressing as a member of EMS. We rely on being windows breaking quickly and in the same way every time so that we can help people, so to see a car window just *not* break at all like that is so worrying especially considering for dangerous the cyber truck is to passengers already.
@ungoodthinkful4 ай бұрын
That was my first thought as well. I keep a belt cutter and glass breaking tool in my car in case of emergency. Cars are already dangerous enough, the cybertruck seems like a certified death trap.
@realperson49934 ай бұрын
Yeah. It's fun to point at this poorly designed car and laugh at it but this thing will legitimately cause suffering and death
@thomastuthill52764 ай бұрын
I never thought about that.
@mscookiemuncher4 ай бұрын
even scarier cause the car doesn’t have a crumple zone
@thewhitefalcon85394 ай бұрын
They chose their fate
@God_Is_An_Atheist4 ай бұрын
Fun Fact: You cannot buy a Cybertruck in Europe, because it doesn't meet current European standards and it's actually illegal to drive them on streets in the EU.
@sarahwatts71524 ай бұрын
I assume they would also have to release a smaller European model (post safety regulations), as the streets/parking spaces can be much smaller. Or maybe people will just scream "capitalism" and take up two full parking spaces?
@mr_moustache__52444 ай бұрын
@@sarahwatts7152You would even need a licence for semi trucks to drive it, as it's above 3.5 tons.
@shawnkilpatrick48394 ай бұрын
Same thing with most Chinese car brands. I don't know why this guy is so Gung ho on them.
@azazel1664 ай бұрын
European here, good.
@S0meb0dystrange4 ай бұрын
@@azazel166 another one here, count me in
@lordrefrigeratorintercoole2883 ай бұрын
the Chinese EV spy car sounds like Family Guy flash back. "Louise, remember the time i got that chinese Ev that was low on battery every morning? Because it autonomously lurked around military bases when we where sleeping?"
@borrisg49722 ай бұрын
Hahaha, that good one. But seriously: ANYONE WANNA TALK ABOUT LAUNCH CODES? (Although I think that's from American Dad)
@thilsiktonixАй бұрын
It sounds like a Cars 2 plot point lol.
@ndawn90Күн бұрын
@@borrisg4972That is American Dad, but Family Guy did to a bit about a Chinese Panda Spy toy that Stewie wants for Xmas. It steals your passwords and credit card numbers and does a happy dance with glowing red eyes. It's called Happy Asking Panda.
@vsGoliath962 ай бұрын
Cybertruck is the most incredible advertisement for why EU vehicle regulations are smart and America should consider implementing some of them.
@marktuckerberg83242 ай бұрын
You're so stupid
@Gadlight14 күн бұрын
that would be nice if US market wouldnt be self regulated by the same companies making cars.
@karterstrophic4 ай бұрын
Fun fact! The Cybertruck is Illegal in Europe due to it not having a crumple zone and other standard safety features. It's mind-boggling that the Cybertruck is allowed *anywhere*, but at least I won't have to keep an eye out for these giant death machines.
@gottagowork4 ай бұрын
Well now you're just lying. It has crumple zones. It's called driver and passengers. If allowed in Europe most wouldn't even be allowed to drive it because it's too heavy for most people's drivers licences (3.5t iirc). I would be able to drive it with mine (I have extended licence up to 7.5t), but not taking on much cargo before exceeding weight limit, making it practically useless in the utility role.
@karterstrophic4 ай бұрын
@@gottagowork Not sure why you're saying I'm a liar, but according to Tesla360: ''Unfortunately, the Tesla Cybertruck will not come to the Netherlands. This is because the Cybertruck is almost six meters long. This makes the car unsuitable for parking garages. In addition, the car does not have a crumple zone (because the pickup is made of hardened steel). Within the European Union, cars must have a crumple zone, otherwise they will be banned.'' (this is translated from Dutch). But, as I was finding this article again I did also read about needing a truck license for it, so thanks for that info as I didn't actually know that!
@gottagowork4 ай бұрын
@@karterstrophic Probably worded badly, but it was supposed to be a joke.
@karterstrophic4 ай бұрын
@@gottagowork Oh! My bad, didn't register it as a joke. But yeah, it's wild how big that ''car'' is and it's not even safe?? Musk is such a weirdo haha My apologies for misunderstanding your tone^^
@gottagowork4 ай бұрын
@@karterstrophic Hehe, no worries. We have "deregulate everything" and "any government is too much government" forces here in Europe too. I hope it never get the same foothold it has in the US, leading to this kind of thing.
@macaron31415926534 ай бұрын
I hate this car not just because its ass, its also a massive waste of money and resources. Its fast and has a pretty impressive EV powertrain, and its also a brand new car being built in a way that never has before. Imagine if Tesla put this much effort into building a new, normal car, improve reliability, add physical controls. The cars would actually be good. Instead they made this bullshit.
@khill86454 ай бұрын
I think that it's a example of why (and to a degree, how) their other cars have the problems they do -- so I'm skeptical applying these same resources (and principles) to other projects would result in their cars "actually being good"
@princesspupcake12694 ай бұрын
They probably WOULD have done that, but unfortunately this is their boss, so... Gotta make whatever the manchild tells them too.
@doctorrobert13394 ай бұрын
Yeah the problem is that Elon is the one that says what they have to make
@alannaleavitt70504 ай бұрын
If Tesla focused its resources on perfecting models and striving for top quality, they could easily revolutionize the whole industry. When Tesla released its original EVs, I had high hopes for this helping lessen climate change and gas reliance but they are now just wasting money and resources on Elons vanity projects. At this point, the only good thing Tesla has done was make EVs cool and stylish 🙄
@junkers38244 ай бұрын
@@alannaleavitt7050 Honestly, teslas aren't even stylish. They try way too hard to be futuristic and sleek and just fail at doing so.
@sethmeaseles33012 ай бұрын
That pedal recall actually gave us the number of cyber trucks delivered. Just under 4k deliveries over many months lies and deciet.
@redfin382Ай бұрын
Elon has been saying that full self-driving cars are one year away I think for the past over 10 years.
@heartland96a22 күн бұрын
And aren’t people required to pay that upfront on any Tesla if they want that feature with a promise they will get it someday with no time limit when . Can you get that ten to twelve thousand back , ever
@gamesandglory164815 күн бұрын
@@heartland96a twenty thousand even
@heartland96a15 күн бұрын
@@gamesandglory1648 yikes , I m for hybrids and full electrics but selling vaporware for that is outrageous
@Alicehastur3 ай бұрын
i'm sorry i can not get over the fact that, IN THE SETTINGS, this car has a "beast mode". i've been laughing for 5 minutes "Oh no, it's getting rough, better switch into BEAST MODE!!!" *spends 30 seconds fiddling with the menu*
@JeanMarceaux2 ай бұрын
Should've been called sicko mode tbh
@TheFrantic52 ай бұрын
Considering I grew up on the second generation of Transformers I'd be more concerned with it transforming into a giraffe when you activated that.
@Dukedogdog2 ай бұрын
BEAST MODE ACTIVATE *click... Click... Click... Click* Alright READY TO ROLL LIKE A BAD ASS lmao😅
@AhDollarАй бұрын
@@JeanMarceaux I like beast mode better because it reminds me of malcolm butler at the goal line
@Panbaneesha19 күн бұрын
Well, by now we all know that everyone of EM's "inventions" is basically a 5 yo's idea of what's cool.
@HonestTrueflight3 ай бұрын
Okay but is your truck immune to random 1920's gangster attacks?
@D_Evelyn_cat3 ай бұрын
Imagine getting jumped by theitalian mafia from the 1920's while ur on a cybertruck heading home bru
@dliap983 ай бұрын
you've convinced me. just about to hop in my antique automoble to go buy one now
@toomanyaccounts3 ай бұрын
it isn't. a 1920s car is more bullet resistant than the cybertruck
@dalegribble79393 ай бұрын
14:32 from what I understand if you try to take it off of anything but a gravel road there's a higher than average chance that it'll get stuck
@dalegribble79393 ай бұрын
And unlike regular pickups for that station wagons it's harder to take out because it weighs like 3 tons
@donreid63993 ай бұрын
I hope the Heritage Foundation realizes that we sell a LOT of cars in China ourselves. If it weren't for Chinese demand, Buick would no longer be a part of General Motors.
@KenMac-ui2vb3 ай бұрын
And always remember: "Never wash the Cybertruck in full sunshine." Embrace that future. Eat cake.
@zbcrazy4 ай бұрын
The people screaming and cheering as he stands in front of the BROKEN TRUCK
@adrianmetzler25234 ай бұрын
The audience “whooping” sometimes infuriate me more than the lies and garbage Elon spews, then he does the eye roll like, yeah I’m lying to you and the crowd just get on their knees and ask for more. It’s intolerable lol.
@magnetdance4 ай бұрын
All of them sharing a single brain cell 🤦🏽♀️
@nineteenfortyeight67624 ай бұрын
They're paid.
@TexasCat994 ай бұрын
@@adrianmetzler2523 They're like a cult. "Let's cheer for failures, death, etc!!'
@thecursed013 ай бұрын
@@adrianmetzler2523 that's the american ppl. they love being lied to.... just look at the elections. there's one guy who got prizes and honors for his work for the black community in the 90s but gets called racist. and the other guy who started racial profiling, amde a law that ensured black ppl get 5 times longer prisons sentences for drugs and massively increased police and orders black ppl to vote for him on tv is somehow the good guy. from an non american pov: american ppl are so ridiculously crazy, if made into a tv show, everyone would say: too unrealistic. nobody is THAT stupid XD
@jloiben124 ай бұрын
I feel like every time Elon is brought up I am obligated to remind people that the only time he worked for a business he didn’t control, he got fired in the first 6 months due to incompetence
@EarthWingedDragon4 ай бұрын
Is that, PayPal?
@jloiben124 ай бұрын
@@EarthWingedDragon At the time it wasn’t even Paypal. It was Confinity. He got fired so quickly the company wasn’t even called PayPal yet
@deiwildcat18844 ай бұрын
Sounds about right
@jloiben124 ай бұрын
@@EarthWingedDragon Confinity. The PayPal product Confinity developed hadn’t became the company name at that point
@one1blue4 ай бұрын
Yeah and he tried renaming that company X also. Elons always been a loser edgelord.
@persbaderse3 ай бұрын
my partner and i drove a tesla why one of our cars was being repaired and it was a nightmare. the big screen for everything was biggest peeve. need to change gears? screen. need to turn on the ac? screen. radio? screen. navigation? screen. volume? screen. headlights? screen. every application hidden deep in its own menu tree so we had to pull over and play some danganronpa point and click adventure to do anything or get the passenger to do things for the driver. hate hate hate -10000/10
@somedragonbastardАй бұрын
Someone should give junko a bunch of cybertrucks to spread despair with
@thatfuzzypotato187727 күн бұрын
Holy shit I did not know tesla hid everything but your blinker on the friggin screen
@jackal0p27 күн бұрын
danganronpa point and click adventure is crazy
@theConcernedWyvern26 күн бұрын
I have a used Ford that has buttons for the fans, but you can only see what speed they are at on a screen. Same with the temp dial. It makes me lose my mind every single time I have to adjust temp, and I do that a lot. I can't imagine how bad it would be to have everything on a screen like that.
@staticaleel506818 күн бұрын
And this is why I like having older cars with backup cameras retrofitted into them. Because I have the benefit of a screen for easy radio and backup camera operation, but everything I need to use while driving without looking at it on a safe to operate button or dial. It’s just safer that way. After all texting and driving isn’t safe, so why the hell should anyone logically think looking at a screen for anything else while driving is safe?
@TurboNemesis2 ай бұрын
Crazy to see prople coping in these cybertruck videos Dude tried to test the "wade" mode and two pieces of the truck came off, the tailgate wont lower anymore, and the body is still retaining water a day later. yet "overall everything seems fine" Its so sad
@davegrowl9654 ай бұрын
I work near an industrial park that Tesla runs tests in, and I literally had a Testla employee come in and tell me that they’re STILL doing towing tests with rickety wooden trailers. I love lack of regulation for disgustingly rich oligarchs!!!
@bece004 ай бұрын
@@buckodonnghaile4309 you are annoying
@Mumiah8624 ай бұрын
@@buckodonnghaile4309what
@mparstrikesback4 ай бұрын
@@buckodonnghaile4309They said "literally" once, why are you being an a$$hole?
@kristinfrostlazerbeams4 ай бұрын
These are luxury items. Only a certain amount and kind of person can buy their slice of novelty. Trucks are sort of regulated loosly to begin with. Until people put pressure on the regulators to acknowledge this refrigerator on wheels is neither a normal truck nor a normal vehicle but something else entirely that must be regulated by something like weight. It's a tank normal people and even your millionaire 16 year old spoiled social media brat can operate it. That should scare people but foresight is lacking.
@Bogwedgle3 ай бұрын
I see absolutely no issues with a vehicle full of lithium batteries with limited crash testing that's almost impossible to rapidly exit in the event of a crash.
@Verlarn3 ай бұрын
Sounds so safe. 😂
@justxbreathe3 ай бұрын
My only gripe is the fact that the less than confidence inspiring non-flamethrower is not yet factory included. An unacceptable oversight in my opinion, & quite frankly I am appalled. Idgaf if it doesn't slow down when I need it to, as long as it throws flames when I want it to. It's a fair exchange and I expect you hold up your end before I am hospitalized when I eventually hold up mine. All things considered, best vehicle ever to exist whatsoever without question and I look forward to the honor and privilege of painting the interior with my brain matter someday.
@2goober4u3 ай бұрын
@@justxbreathe sex
@StCrimson667Ай бұрын
The fact that Elon Musk thought it was more important for the car to be able bulletproof than it is for it to be WASHABLE says everything about Elon Musk, the worldview he lives in, and the worldview he is selling to those who are interested in this car.
@Montesama314Ай бұрын
Takes bullets, dissolves when wet. It's a truck made of both steel and cardboard.
@kikren4 ай бұрын
At least if you get locked in your mobile metal coffin, you can play candy crush while first responders use every tool to try and get you out.
@suburban-vampire4 ай бұрын
Right, unless you accidentally mess up using the touch screen interface and put it in reverse, backing into a lake.
@andrewkoster65064 ай бұрын
Apparently, any American with something bigger than an airsoft gun can just shoot their way in or out of it.
@kikren4 ай бұрын
@@suburban-vampire Honestly? Less embarrassing.
@Matty__niice4 ай бұрын
Oh no you’ll be okay they’re breaking that glass easy
@arn36914 ай бұрын
there are manual emergency door openers inside that are easy to use :/
@Durandurandal4 ай бұрын
I'm willing to bet that rear-view mirror is there due to those pesky regulations that they weren't able to abolish lol
@Cocoanutty04 ай бұрын
I can’t believe they admitted openly to trying to change safety regulations. Actually… no, I totally can.
@alexthewrecker46664 ай бұрын
We love citizens United 😍📈📈🤑🥴📈
@squiddler77314 ай бұрын
@@Cocoanutty0 "Am I so out of touch that I don't understand basic safety concerns?" "...no, it's the the regulators that are wrong" -Elon musk and the rest of Tesla probably. Like genuinely, how do they not realize how much of a liability it is replacing the rear view mirror with a camera?
@BMoser-bv6kn4 ай бұрын
@@squiddler7731 Fundamentally everything beyond the touch controls is just putting gravy on mashed potatoes. Or puking on a pile of shit, depending on your point of view I dislike touch controls while playing a Mega Man game, and people's lives aren't at stake while I'm doing that... ... unless I'm playing it on the provided iPad while driving a Tesla
@ph5.484Ай бұрын
I've never heard Elon Musk speak before and I was surprised at how incoherent and unrehearsed he sounds. I don't know how anyone has any confidence that he knows what he's doing
@lilyannmiles82208 күн бұрын
he sounds like a 7th grader giving a book report on a book he half-remembers the spark notes for
@demilung3 ай бұрын
This is car for people who sit in coffee shops talking about what they'll do "when the apocalypse happens". It's not for emergencies - it's for talking about emergency situations. And with the "you'll win against the other car in an argument" and too bright headlights, and all that, this car is just a chode badge.
@Scallycowell4 ай бұрын
“Trucks are supposed to be tough, right? Is your truck bullet proof?” >falls apart when it gets wet
@haku81354 ай бұрын
His truck is as durable as the wicked witch of the west, but she could at least do magic.
@BeachLookingGuy4 ай бұрын
when you're as much of a dirtbag as elons musk, these are the kind of things you worry about. the rest of us just dont want our wheels to fall off in a pothole.
@rickydo65724 ай бұрын
"Is your truck bullet proof?" No, it's a Cybertruck.
@judyArsh4 ай бұрын
This is what he prioritized over building a small car for the masses.
@haku81354 ай бұрын
@@judyArsh He can't scam people by promising he'd make an affordable, quality car. He needs to promise magitech so retards shower him with preorder money he can steal.
@NikaHollywood4 ай бұрын
Pop up up and down headlights were banned because of pedestrian safety, yet this thing is allowed!?
@princesspupcake12694 ай бұрын
Wait fr? I thought they went out of style cuz it was just more expensive to make the lil pop-up motors.
@lemonisoursquid61014 ай бұрын
@@princesspupcake1269 It was banned for pedestrian safety, iirc the laws state that you can't attach anything to moving panels, so it's *only* the pop-ups that are banned, the "garage-door" style open-and-close headlight design would be perfectly lega nowadays, but companies don't want to invest in developing something like that, they just want to build Civics and brodozers lol.
@Miatalustrium4 ай бұрын
It's so cool that I can't have my car with pop-up headlights but it's also totally cool for trucks and SUVs to keep getting higher off the ground and more dangerous to pedestrians.
@user-10mi4zy4cf6c4 ай бұрын
Ya and it has a rear view mirror yet you can't see it of it so I'm guessing it's there just because it legally has to be
@PointlessDrummer4 ай бұрын
Donut Fans in my political youtube leftist sphere? No way!
@stephenyoder28222 ай бұрын
If there was an apocalypse Toyotas would be the only cars on the road
@stephenyoder2822Ай бұрын
Wow almost 10 likes
@tonijackson342111 күн бұрын
Subaru*
@hammiartsАй бұрын
“pretend elon is stupid” bbg i dont have to pretend
@imac.134 ай бұрын
When I was a kid, I asked my dad why they don't put bulletproof glass in cars. He answered me with "The glass shatters on impact, that way you don't get impaled with glass shards." So, uhh, yeah I don't trust "unbreakable windows" and you showed even with a glass breaking tool, you cant get out in an emergency
@quinn7994 ай бұрын
Right, the spiderweb effect is super important
@j0j0dartiste214 ай бұрын
It's like finding out why they actually don't make the airplane out of the same thing as the black box.
@Gromper78784 ай бұрын
Exactly, they’re SUPPOSED to completely shatter
@connorhart75974 ай бұрын
@@Gromper7878 exactly. Tempered glass was one of the biggest safety inventions aside from seatbelts and whatnot. Airbags are kinda debatable, but seatbelts and tempered glass aren't.
@edwardfletcher77904 ай бұрын
Bulletproof glass is even more laminated than standard windscreen glass, so even less likely to impale people...
@maxowens36214 ай бұрын
it's almost like there's a reason no cars ever have been built like that. it doesn't work
@princequestly22184 ай бұрын
Yeah and why cars are not built out of 1 inch steel, and why cars have actual crumple zones, and are made out of materials that bend and break not murder anybody it runs into. Wait till these things start getting into accidents.
@InternetDude4 ай бұрын
LOL but Elon has said that he knows more about manufacturing than any other living person on the planet so he can't be wrong.
@haku81354 ай бұрын
Actually, that's not true. There have been cars built like this. Not the shape, no, but steel. All of them failed. Because making cars out of fucking steel is retarded.
@valivali81044 ай бұрын
@@InternetDude thanks to Poe's law I have to ask: you’re being sarcastic, right?
@willywonka78124 ай бұрын
He's telling you what Musk claimed@@valivali8104
@None-Trick_Pony2 ай бұрын
"Introducing.... The Homer!" "$100,000 for that?! What have I done? I'm ruined!"
@cleanerben9636Ай бұрын
tbf I would rather drive the Homer
@telacreiste8244Ай бұрын
don't diss the homer like that
@xirabolt3 ай бұрын
How many Cybertrucks can you actually sell when your target demographic is rich "influencers" who say BRO between each word?
@CelestialityRWАй бұрын
Sadly, a rather sizeable audience
@realperson49934 ай бұрын
This truck was designed by a man that has not driven himself anywhere in decades
@stacystealer4 ай бұрын
I've never considered how ridiculous that truly is
@kariannstickle27084 ай бұрын
You’re so right oh my godddd
@RandomInternet4 ай бұрын
there are quite a few videos of him driving and he often talks about it to, so where did you get that idea?
@icecoldgazpacho4 ай бұрын
@@RandomInternetas far as I am aware, that’s more of a political thing. The Clinton’s, haven’t driven in 30 or more years and most people that have been the _president of America_ don’t drive anymore because they’re not allowed to as president. *_I believe._*
@davemccage79183 ай бұрын
Never get into a vehicle that doesn’t have a physical shifter. If the throttle gets stuck open, just shift into neutral and shut it off. Newer vehicles with electronic shifters or push to start are great until it dies on the freeway and you can’t push/roll yourself to safety.
@princesspupcake12694 ай бұрын
World's "Smartest" and Richest man designs vehicle ignoring 100 years of innovation in automobile safety and practicality. Truly, our real-life Tony Stark.
@edwardfletcher77904 ай бұрын
Tony Stark gave up being evil to become Iron Man. Elon Musk though has fully embraced his inner Lex Luthor.....SIGH
@neoqwerty4 ай бұрын
People keep calling him Tony Stark when Obadiah Stane is RIGHT THERE, down to getting angry at technicians for being smarter than him.
@PixyEm4 ай бұрын
Truely the modern Edison
@edwardfletcher77904 ай бұрын
@@thegodplace7887 Billionaires with god like egos who think they're designers and engineers.... SIGH
@nicholasgutierrez99404 ай бұрын
Elon Musk is basically Steve Jobs 2.0. And according to many, many sources. He was a psychopath. Literally threatened people if they disagreed with him, stole credit for creating things, bullied his employees, did other odd things. He had no idea how to make things, he was just good at advertising.
@timophillip79713 ай бұрын
Due all these might or might not working doomsday features the truck claims to have, repeatingly one question come to my head: where to charge my ev during an apocalypse?
@bsqwahlE3 ай бұрын
😅😅
@mckenzie.latham913 ай бұрын
also, how do you keep it working without the continuous updates and software maintenance since the truck is massively software oriented
@teemumiettinen7250Ай бұрын
there is the optional solar panel roof for the flat bed...it can get you whopping 40 miles of range in a day
@gabotron94Ай бұрын
Don't forget the charging door is motorized, so if the battery fully dies, you could not even plug it in
@planefan082Ай бұрын
@@gabotron94 Renewables make power fairly easy in a post apocalyptic scenario for EVs in general, but shit like this makes me wonder why ANYONE would buy this piece of shit over another car for this application lol
@monoduckАй бұрын
Who sees the whole entire history of cars being made to make sure that they absorb damage so the people in it don't *die* , and then go "nahhhhh, that's the worst that could happen?" And put the person driving in mortal danger
@weirdyo94694 ай бұрын
You know the car is going to be bad when it looks like a child's drawing of one come to life
@andrewkoster65064 ай бұрын
it's the Homermobile, but with worse build quality and more ridiculous design
@kolonarulez52224 ай бұрын
I was just thinking this sounds like what elementary school kids design at recess
@jaimestark30194 ай бұрын
nah, Elon Musk definitely drew it himself. One, he has the mind of a particularly bigoted child. Two, his children all disowned him.
@elirane854 ай бұрын
To be fair, it doesn't just look like it, that's actually exactly how it was designed 🤣
@nsbd90now4 ай бұрын
When I was in fourth grade I drew UFOs that looked like that.
@Violaphobia3 ай бұрын
Tbh, the argument “most truck owners are just insecure weekend warriors” is 100% true
@did_I_hurt_your_fee_fees2 ай бұрын
And your point would be?
@theultraatomicgamer2 ай бұрын
@@did_I_hurt_your_fee_feesI slept with your mom
@CrusadiaIX2 ай бұрын
@@did_I_hurt_your_fee_fees Owning a pickup truck if you don’t plan on hauling things at least semi-regularly is a colossal waste of gas, space and money.
@abigailr.96012 ай бұрын
Ikr 🤣 and the rest of them are sick ass women!! (My friends!💛)
@anaceweirdo15792 ай бұрын
My dad has one, and he is also a somewhat physically abusive and a very insecure little man child. Its a red toyota Tacoma
@WakesssАй бұрын
This feels like irl Aperture Science but instead of making crazy new tech that kills you it's just things we already have but worse (that also kill you)
@HadgerzАй бұрын
It has soviet russia vibes, only enhanced and enshittified with modern tech
@SnowAnd_RaineАй бұрын
It's so funny (sad) to watch Elon speak and be able to notice where he plans/expects to be interrupted by applause and then isn't and has to keep talking or just cut himself of and say 'yep'
@aegis35054 ай бұрын
Elon musk is like if a publicity stunt became a person.
@jacksonayres63264 ай бұрын
That is essentially the whole reason his companies have any "value" - recently it's started to hurt it.
@Cera_014 ай бұрын
and then crashed and burned
@topphatt13124 ай бұрын
A particularly bad and transparent publicity stunt at that.
@CalebTibster4 ай бұрын
And also never shut the hell up
@anonymixx81064 ай бұрын
It might have been on sad boys but somewhere someone was talking about how he bought the app that brainwashed him 😂
@amydoesart37244 ай бұрын
Well, at least Elon got the "capitalist hellhole" part of cyberpunk right
@TurbopropPuppy4 ай бұрын
all cyber, no punk.
@luna106174 ай бұрын
@@TurbopropPuppycyber conformist🤓
@maybemablemaples21444 ай бұрын
No punk, all square
@xenon89274 ай бұрын
Well of course there’s no punk included. We gotta supply that ourselves.
@artansadiki32444 ай бұрын
All shitbox, no truck
@jessegarrett63432 ай бұрын
I find it hilarious that people clap during Musk's speeches. He's objectively terrible at them.
@marktuckerberg83242 ай бұрын
They clap because of what he is saying, not the way he speak
@catty61512 ай бұрын
Cant wait to drive the fnaf camera system vehicle
@akkebi4 ай бұрын
It is so wild to me watching people try and test the cyber truck to prove how awesome it is and have it immediately fail said test. THEN have the person still try and be positive about it and talk like having their super expensive truck start falling apart and have failing electrical problems is no biggie and actually a super fine outcome to have.
@sarafontanini70514 ай бұрын
its like homer simpsons and the roast pig "its jsut a little airborne! its still good its still good!"
@lennartj.80724 ай бұрын
Gotta cope somehow
@Air_Serpent4 ай бұрын
Probably a bit happy about the ad revenue 🤷♀️
@Xeno4264 ай бұрын
Sunk cost fallacy. They're invested, and admitting the car is crap would admit to being bamboozled.
@green74494 ай бұрын
“Well at least it’s letting me know that it’s broken and to safely pull over instead of just having a little check engine light come on.” 😂😂
@ZeacorZeppelin4 ай бұрын
The Cybertruck is a poorly render ps1 model car brought to life.
@thrillhouse41514 ай бұрын
Scrapped Twisted Metal concept art.
@somegal-894 ай бұрын
Every time I see one I expect to see that warping effect PS1 graphics had
@miskatonic_alumni4 ай бұрын
@@thrillhouse4151 Pretty much every vehicle in the first four TM games looks better than the cybertruck.
@BenjaminGlatt4 ай бұрын
No, Another World was a SNES game.
@Rustylorde4 ай бұрын
Cybertruck would look normal to ps1 hagrid.
@kristinrad3 ай бұрын
Elon Musk rocketing into his final form: Neckbeard Militia Leader.
@CassandraYАй бұрын
He's slowly transitioning into John McAfee. It feels like he's about 3 years away from moving to some 'third world country' and become the God King he thinks he is as he destroys himself and everything around him. Good riddance, I say.
@owenpeterson6183Ай бұрын
buying a tesla is basically like buying a prototype, but for finished product money.
@crusadercarl62694 ай бұрын
I find it hilarious that the whole point of the cyberpunk genre is that, when corporations integrate themselves so deeply into our lives they'll become more powerful than god, and leave the rest of us to fend for ourselves in the slums they made. And Elon still chose to name this thing the Cybertruck. Update: Hahahahahaha 4000 of these hunks of junk just got recalled! That's like every truck on the road hahahahaha!
@mateosegura15204 ай бұрын
Cartoon Villains love to monologue and talk about how ingenious their plans are
@Purpleturtlehurtler4 ай бұрын
@@mateosegura1520 they also always see themselves as the "good guy."
@MegaManXPoweredUp4 ай бұрын
He has poor media literacy and lacks common sense. He just likes the cyberpunk aesthetic.
@surelyyoujokemeinfailure75314 ай бұрын
@@Purpleturtlehurtler Yes. They'd have barcodes tattooed on our foreheads if we let them :(
@jooot_68504 ай бұрын
@@MegaManXPoweredUp Where’s your “futuristic cyberpunk dystopia?” YER LIVIN IN ONE‼️
@jaytotheareokay4 ай бұрын
I work with metal for a living. The space x rockets are made of 304L stainless steel. They did not develop it. It's not "ultra hard". Its just low carbon stainless used in many applications. He straight up lied about that.
@vampsith4 ай бұрын
One out of MANY lies. Hyperloop is my favorite lol
@shoulderBirb4 ай бұрын
@@vampsith I want hyperloop elon: we have hyperloop at home at home: las vegas loop
@nineteenfortyeight67624 ай бұрын
You can tell he's lying because his mouth moves. (But not the "muscles" on the sides of his jaw.)
@shoulderBirb4 ай бұрын
@@nineteenfortyeight6762 that's just botox 💀💀💀 and heaps of it
@Choujeen4 ай бұрын
Ah, yes, the same trick as saying something is "made of aviation aluminium", like what's that supposed to mean? That it can fly?
@danieleasterling5325Ай бұрын
Finally saw one on the road in person instead of on a screen. Good thing I wasn't driving at the time otherwise I might have crashed from laughing too hard.
@arikadogenya527Ай бұрын
Love how elon stupid fanboys defending it by saying "OH, AlL tHe PRoBlemS HaS BeEN FiXEd!" Like, bro.. you should have the problems fixed the moment it came out.. this is your life elon gamble, not some AAA games
@jayb0g3 ай бұрын
I remember Tesla fans saying the cybertruck has crumple zones: they're in the other car you hit. Just psychotic levels of selfishness and shortsightedness.
@foximacentauri78913 ай бұрын
Selfishness and shortsightedness are the two top most issues with american society right now.
@IR-xy3ij3 ай бұрын
Well it actually has crumple zones, you don’t need to be a fanboy to say that
@Hdx643 ай бұрын
Haha😂 I remember reading "in the cybertruck, you are the crumple zone" 😂😂
@cherrycolareal3 ай бұрын
@@foximacentauri7891 yeah, those two things are very big problems nowadays. especially in conservatives
@noradlark1673 ай бұрын
Yeah, what if you hit a wall, or a tree, or a tougher vehicle...
@cynister73844 ай бұрын
"The front and the back of the truck are falling off, these buttons just stopped working and there's water stuck inside now that won't leave. Yeah everything seems to be fairly normal."
@SparkleFoxMutt4 ай бұрын
I mean I guess compared to how most cars would do driving thru that much water he's not wrong? Technically?
@TheAstroTaco134 ай бұрын
@@SparkleFoxMuttnot really. 70 series land cruiser could do it easily
@SparkleFoxMutt4 ай бұрын
@@TheAstroTaco13 which is why I said most lmao. The cyber truck is dumb as hell, and I agree that it shouldn't have any issues going thru water with how it's marketed, I was just saying that it probably outperforms the average vehicle when it comes to deep standing water. Which isn't really saying much in the end
@DailyShit.4 ай бұрын
@@SparkleFoxMutt But you do notice that you do hold this opinion because you still have a shred of hope and respect into Elon right ?
@SparkleFoxMutt4 ай бұрын
@@DailyShit. I... No? Not at all? I hate the guy lmao, he's functionally worthless at best. Just because I recognize that his idiot "truck" performs better than a Civic or Corolla doesn't mean I think he is in any way competent.
@JadeFoxAlphaАй бұрын
If GTA6 doesn't have a Cybertruck-themed mission... missed opportunity.
@staticaleel506818 күн бұрын
They have to have it just to mock Elon musk lol. Imagine the characters having to drive it and the missions dialogue is just everyone pointing out each fatal flaw until it breaks down in light rain. I could see cj trying to drive this and just screaming out “Man, big smokes shitbox could drive better than this chrome dome!” Or Franklin shooting it up purely because it’s not worth driving,
@LEEBLISSY2 ай бұрын
I've only seen a single cybertruck in person so far and it was COVERED in ads. dude was trying to pay off his cybertruck 😭😭😭
@sholem_bondАй бұрын
He might also have been trying to do the "wrapping" thing the video mentioned?
@raynejay66024 ай бұрын
my roommate started a job w tesla to work in the cyber truck factory last week- they had a mass hiring event a couple weeks ago where they had probably a few hundred people show up to interview/get hired. dozens of em went through the training last week, and in the middle of the week most of them were told their schedules were going to be night shifts now (they were told it was going to 6a-6p when they were hired). so my roommate and the other trainees spent the weekend inverting their sleep cycles just to get emailed around 3 a.m. today saying they’d been laid off. she quit her last job to work at tesla for five days. thanks musky 💖
@reginald72144 ай бұрын
Oof, that's a tough week
@talyahr33024 ай бұрын
Damn. That sucks. I hope your roommate finds an even better job soon!!
@skinhead-vasya4 ай бұрын
Honestly, that's on your friend
@reginald72144 ай бұрын
@@skinhead-vasya thanks P.W.T....how are those truth social shares treating you? Maybe you can pray with your trump Bible.
@gdutfulkbhh75374 ай бұрын
Sounds like Cybertruck is circling the drain.
@MrCowanater4 ай бұрын
Fun fact! Melon isn't even the REAL founder of Tesla, he purchased that title from the two people who started the company, and forbade them from mentioning it! He isn't an engineer, he just pays people to be smart for him.
@ricseeds48354 ай бұрын
Sounds like Edison. He should've picked that name for his company instead of Edison's employee and nemesis.
@Greg__K4 ай бұрын
@@ricseeds4835 There's a clip of him saying that he actually idolized Edison, and identified more with him then Tesla. Tesla just sounded better. The guy has been a hack from the start.
@DontLookNowBuddy4 ай бұрын
He gained his fortune from his family’s apartheid jewel mines and literally just bought everything. He’s a dangerous sociopath with money; he embodies everything wrong with “our” system.
@beesquestionmark4 ай бұрын
Yup, and I hate that he’s allowed to *purchase the title* of founder at all. That should be illegal
@kieronparr34034 ай бұрын
Same with his emerald mine. Got it from Daddy and pays terribly with lax safety standards
@XerrolAvengerIIАй бұрын
the truck has a bioweapon defense mode? yeah right up until you go out during a pandemic without a face mask.
@AceOfBlackjack3 ай бұрын
The design is unironically most likely based on a car game designer.
@maxwellcampbell79954 ай бұрын
8:30 do these car engineers not understand what a crumple zone is? A crumple zone is a portion of the car that's notably bendable. The crumple zone acts as a cushion, meaning the car absorbs most of the crash rather than turning you into a fine mist.
@valivali81044 ай бұрын
They do, Musky doesn’t.
@agravemisunderstanding96684 ай бұрын
The cybertruck is so fucking heavy that tbh, it doesn't need a crumple zone. It will eviscerate anything it touches (including those pesky pedestrians)
@valivali81044 ай бұрын
@@agravemisunderstanding9668 and all energy it gets from collision is transfered into people inside of it...
@andyghkfilm22874 ай бұрын
@@agravemisunderstanding9668 including what’s inside
@siamzero94804 ай бұрын
@@agravemisunderstanding9668 Driver and passengers included
@Colddirector4 ай бұрын
I'll probably never see a Cybertruck because I don't live in America, but I wish I could see one in the wild so I can point and laugh at the bozo driving it.
@Andy-jh2fs4 ай бұрын
Where I live in southern California, I've seen around 10, mostly stainless, but some wrapped in color. They're all hideous, and seeing them makes me mad that they exist lol.
@Colddirector4 ай бұрын
@@Andy-jh2fs reminds me of what my American relatives said about Hummers when you still saw those on the road. Big, ugly stupid vehicles driven by thoroughly unimpressive people desperate to compensate for something.
@eminempreg4 ай бұрын
I saw one not to long ago on the coast and the way people crossing the road were like craning their head and looking at it in horror. The car I was in irrupted in laughter the second we noticed it
@DRealPk34 ай бұрын
@@Andy-jh2fsdamn I just saw my first one in person and I was shocked it looked sick. And I'm an electric hater
@AD-dg3zz4 ай бұрын
I've seen one, but it was parked at in an office building parking lot. The driver was nowhere in sight. Alas, I could not inflict any mockery upon them. 😔
@silverstein46973 ай бұрын
They tried to change the law so they wouldn't have to include mirrors? What disgusting people.
@heftycat3 ай бұрын
Super assholian to neglect safety shit when the road is shared w non cyber truck vehicles. Kids will die when, in other situations, crash engineering would have kept them safe.
@cephinisemodestin33484 ай бұрын
The Cybertruck being bullet proof is fucking stupid. Who shoots the body of a car? If you're shooting at a car, you're either trying to hit the person inside or slow it down, so tries or windows, who cares about the body? But then again, I don't no shit about cars or guns, so I might be completely wrong.
@haku81354 ай бұрын
Well if some supervillain shoots at Superman and the bullets bounce off his impenetrable skin they could strike your lame not bulletproof truck's body at such an angle that it snipes off your balls. The Cybertruck, fixes that vulnerability.
@Bob-bs9ok4 ай бұрын
You'll want to shoot the windows since no reason to shoot what you can't see.
@Schnort4 ай бұрын
@haku8135 Oh, you're right. Ordering one right now. They should hire you for marketing.
@jaytotheareokay4 ай бұрын
You haven't seen a lot of shot up cars, huh? Lol mfs duck sometimes.
@michaeldowdney38874 ай бұрын
What if you’re Bonnie and Clyde and the police ambush you on the road, riddling your car with many bullets?!?!
@logicerrormusic3 ай бұрын
"It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism." So here you have an apocalypse-ready truck that needs a costant influx of money for running
@did_I_hurt_your_fee_fees2 ай бұрын
I'd love to know how I'm supposed to charge that piece of crap if society has collapsed and there's no electricity
@JuandanielDelacruzsantos2 ай бұрын
@@did_I_hurt_your_fee_fees a hamster running on those thing that generate energy with cinetic force idk i am not a physicist
@vinu_s3 ай бұрын
If a truck cannot do "truck things", don't call it a truck.
@michaeltutty15403 ай бұрын
I still want to see a 6 foot adult sitting in the back seat behind a 6 foot driver. It looks like the headroom in the rear seat is totally inadequate.
@ironoakum4 ай бұрын
This video aged well. 1 week later, cybertrucks are being recalled bc the accelerator gets stuck to the floor. Something as simple as a pedal cover locks you into going full throttle.
@eddieh71723 ай бұрын
No accidents. No injuries. The truck overrides braking from accelerator. 35 second fix. Truck has 2 million pre orders, selling over MSRP and is sold out for the next 5 years. Or in other words, "a catastrophe"
@billyhorchel54293 ай бұрын
@@eddieh7172 mf glazing
@ironoakum3 ай бұрын
@@billyhorchel5429 Fr
@elisabethl68183 ай бұрын
@@eddieh7172 did you watch the video or just came in to simp for elon
@Nicholas-qf8vx3 ай бұрын
@@elisabethl6818NOOO NOT THE POOR BILLIONAIRE
@d3Rm0Nk3 ай бұрын
I am convinced Elon made up like 80% of the Cybertruck features up on the spot during the reveal "It's uhm it's a boat uhhhh I like boats and uhm fuck yeah bulletproof, look at me smash the window, look at how cool I am LOVE ME"
@Antagon6663 ай бұрын
He does that everything.
@jacksim57593 ай бұрын
SpaceX engineers have to create a system to systematically distract elon whenever he's on site so he doesnt stop and make a stupid suggestion the team has to implement and waste time / resources on. this is documented, he's a know nothing. HE ASKED TWITTER CODERS TO PRINT OUT THEIR BEST CODE ON PAPER
@meatmobile3 ай бұрын
Oh definitely. He's doing a Molyneux
@legojay143 ай бұрын
@jacksim5759 He so desperately wants to be Tony Stark. But refuses to actually take classes on engineering from the best teachers in the world. Which he can afford multiple times over for exclusive lessons. Cause that would mean he's not already the smartest. His weak ego simply can't handle that
@marktuckerberg83242 ай бұрын
@@jacksim5759source?
@steamyplayer5532 ай бұрын
2:41 Furchtgott literally means god of fear in german lol
@user-yi3yx2fn7g3 ай бұрын
Elno designed a car for the apocalypse. Car breaks down from bird poop and a waterhose in sunny weather.
@franjkav4 ай бұрын
You know Elon doesn’t actually interact with his kids just because he approved a design with so many sharp edges, which are accidents waiting to happen
@luisgrimaldo70114 ай бұрын
He has 9 kids that we know of. Of course he doesn’t interact with them, probably sees them once every 3 months or so.
@Rad-Dude63andathird3 ай бұрын
@@luisgrimaldo7011 He also actively misgenders at least one of them. He doesn't give a fuck about literally anyone in this world but himself and it shows.
@did_I_hurt_your_fee_fees2 ай бұрын
Anyone who has any experience with children would know not to make something like that truck if it's going to be anywhere near children. It cuts adults
@eskileriksson44574 ай бұрын
Volvo doesn't do the crash testing as a marketing tactic. They do it because they care, and are honest. I know, it's a novel concept, for some parts of the world. It was a Volvo engineer that invented the three point seat belt. They immediately released the patent. It''s saved countless millions of lives. Keep that in mind: They had a patent on it, but thought it was too important to keep for themselves.
@Ju5tBU3 ай бұрын
Cos Volvo actually is a proper company who makes a lot of vehicles and heavy machinery. And their ceo isn’t in the media all the time
@LunnarisLP3 ай бұрын
Well funny enough Volvo doesnt even come close to Tesla when it comes to the safety of their cars. The Model 3/Y and S/X are basically getting perfect scores in every safety category. Tesla has sold ~4 Million of those. And maybe a couple thousand cybertrucks so far, and even on those your accessment of their safety is more of a "ah well I think its dangerous" than anything factual. By the way Tesla 9 years ago when they were just a small unimportant company most people believed to go bancrupt sooner or later decided that all of their patents were free to use by anyone. So I'm not all that sure what your message is here.
@floppycockjamboozle53823 ай бұрын
@@LunnarisLP ^ musk’s ween sheath located
@eskileriksson44573 ай бұрын
@@LunnarisLP I didn't say anything about Tesla. In fact, I think it's great, the way they've transformed the car industry. And I know about the early patents. My comment was about what was said in the video, that Volvo only do the safety testing as a marketing gimmick. That's simply not true. In fact, Volvo has done for car safety what Tesla did for electric vehicles. Led the way.
@eskileriksson44573 ай бұрын
@@LunnarisLP Btw, not even close? Their cars have a five star rating on Euro NCAP, and their EV:s are built on an ICE platform. I wouldn't say that's too bad. Of course it's better if you build from the battery and up, but Volvo doesn't have access to the kind of government funding that Tesla has (much smaller country, 1/30 population, and much stricter rules for government subsidies in the EU) .
@LottieLaRats2 ай бұрын
It looks like an unrendered 3d model in a 2011 DS game 😭
@S0RGExАй бұрын
I feel like this thing's entire design philosophy is just "Elon thinks this would be cool."
@ConWolfDoubleO74 ай бұрын
The usable air compressor running off the air suspension is 100% easily achievable and has 0 regulations around it. My 2008 VW Touareg has one and it works perfect. This is such an easy thing to do and has been a feature in cars for years. No excuse for a 100k truck.
@exotherm424 ай бұрын
I'm convinced Elon just makes these things up as he goes and then forgets them just as soon as he's done talking. You can almost hear him think in the gaps between sentences. 'It's bulletproof.' ..... 'and the windows are made of metal glass.' ........ 'and it has an air compressor, too.'
@Blingdung4 ай бұрын
Any chance you got one of those v10 Touareg’s?
@kimberlyrexin99244 ай бұрын
Not to mention every transport truck in the road uses an air compressor for the brake system, no regulations against use of air compressors on vehicles to my knowledge and there isn't anything inherently unsafe about the use of an onboard air system. That was one of the main points that stuck out to me was how blatant of a lie that was but whatever. Shitty to promise something useful like that and then not deliver especially when it has an air ride suspension system and other options that could benefit from an onboard air compressor,, sigh. Elon is so dumb bro, watch any interview he pulls everything out of his ass and then backpedals when he's asked to elaborate, he can't form a single coherent thought.
@ConWolfDoubleO74 ай бұрын
@@Blingdung I've got the V8. They put so much emphasis on the torque of this thing, I'd love to see the V10 have a tug of war with the cybertruck.
@Blingdung4 ай бұрын
@@ConWolfDoubleO7 Those things are awesome, I had no clue how powerful they are until I looked into it they look like a little city bopper lol. Yours could most likely tow the same amount or more as half the trucks on the road which is hilarious. I saw a video with the v10 Touareg hooked up to a Chevy Duramax which is worth the watch, also the guy on Fifth Gear got a 747 moving with a Touraeg. I hope someone does hook it up to a cybertruck, the only thing that m if he save elon some embarrassment would be how heavy they are but I would put my money on the Touraeg. Sucks they stopped making the new ones so powerful as far as I know
@DungeonDragon184 ай бұрын
They're so worried about the Cybertruck being able to protect them in highly improbable scenarios like being ambushed by Al Capone, but there's no thought given to the lack of basic safety features like crumple zones and manual door handles that will save their lives in much likelier scenarios.
@daltonbedore83964 ай бұрын
its the perfect product for rightwingers. it protects them from fantasy threats they make up to have arguments with instead of facing their realities!
@Jcs574 ай бұрын
I wonder if a bug out bag and a month’s worth of survival meals are included.
@surelyyoujokemeinfailure75314 ай бұрын
You have to wonder what good an EV would be in a post-apocalyptical world that's probably been EMP'd, along with all of your solar panel setup that's on the surface.
@JohnDoeWasntTaken4 ай бұрын
@@surelyyoujokemeinfailure7531 EVs wouldn't be good for anything other than scrapping them for raw materials in an apocalypse. Even still it probably wouldn't be worth the trouble to take one apart, the wires and cables could useful tho. I would say the battery, but EV batteries require a computer to properly charge and monitor them, you can't just charge it back up like a normal battery, so I'd say the only use would be taking the individual cells out. ICE cars can run on more than just gasoline so you're gonna want one in an apocalypse.
@daltonbedore83964 ай бұрын
i keep getting notified of comments here but mine was apparently deleted oh well im sure it was nothing
@patrickstreetet3085Ай бұрын
I'm actually surprised they had Jay Leno test it, he's a car guy can tell you everything wrong with the car. Just buy one quick drive. Elon is not that intelligent. You don't get somebody who knows everything about something when you know there's something wrong with your product.
@josearturo61693 ай бұрын
Fun fact: the governor of Nuevo León, México is a huge Elon stan and is giving Tesla huge benefits to open a factory in the state. So of course he was seen with a Cybertruck from day one and it's as pathetic as you can imagine.
@rorycunningham26584 ай бұрын
im heavily reliant on public transportation n walking everywhere and my ass has almost been hit by like 5 toyota camrys im so scared of getting obliterated by a fcking cybertruck omfg
@juliasutton86344 ай бұрын
cars and light trucks are getting so big they actually just look like death machines, like the front grill of a new ford pickup is like a brick wall its so scary
@rogerwilco17774 ай бұрын
dont worry, you wont feel it.. it'll be like being hit with a train
@emilyb.82194 ай бұрын
all trucks and most SUVs are dangerously huge now, the government needs to regulate the size on those death machines
@bunnymouse6264 ай бұрын
@@emilyb.8219 yeah but that would only happen if the US actually cared about its people
@listlesstoboggan18454 ай бұрын
@@rogerwilco1777 "fun" horror story, one of my exes was a paramedic and got called to a train-jumping incident (someone jumped in front of a train). That person survived for about 30 minutes with a mangled body. They couldn't be saved so my ex had to sit with them until they died. So yeah, if you see a cybertruck, maybe just avoid it entirely.
@BeachLookingGuy4 ай бұрын
BROOOO I am dying at the "transparent metal glass" segment. He cant stop turning around to make sure the "metalglass" looks believable. I imagine he's standing so close that it's completely obvious those windows are fake as fvck. the entire thing looks like a giant childs toy where your feet pop out the bottom and you scoot yourself around.
@DinoCism4 ай бұрын
Nothing says "futuristic" like driving a rusty knife hooked up to a broken computer.
@maxhasproblems48852 ай бұрын
what’s funniest to me about the “wade mode” is how like. the amphicar was invented in the 1960s. he couldnt even recreate a 60 year old concept
@robinmistАй бұрын
the cybertruck and atv are just n64 models
@nubetre3 ай бұрын
The wheel covers aren’t included because it turns out the “futuristic wheel covers that go out beyond the wheels” were chewing up the sidewalls, which would eventually lead to tire failure. It’s almost like he does things without thinking about why nobody else is doing it.
@salland123 ай бұрын
They also rubbed on the inner fenders causing black dust to go everywhere
@nubetre3 ай бұрын
@@salland12 it’s like their testing didn’t include driving it.
@JamesConnor1163 ай бұрын
@@salland12The dust is probably toxic too. Just to add some fuel to the fire ❤️
@jimbuchanan55503 ай бұрын
I wish he had,
@CandGoods4 ай бұрын
Elon is the real world embodiment of "but I don't want to cure cancer, I want to turn people into dinosaurs"
@julesmasseffectmusic4 ай бұрын
Sauron reference, very niche!
@aquack99194 ай бұрын
That's a bit unfair. Sauron at the very least is a brilliant scientist
@seekerstheshy38423 ай бұрын
At least dinosaurs are cool
@bodyrumuae29143 ай бұрын
He called that a puddle but apparently a puddle is defined as being shallow enough to walk through but too small to traverse by boat or raft. So, that's definitely not a puddle.
@ThewrongjosephАй бұрын
5:24 it's important to recognize that even if the source is stupid and the one spouting it is almost always wrong, there can still be truth to what they're saying. In this case, we know for a fact that slavery is an issue in China, especially Xinjiang, where minorities(Uyghurs in concentration camps especially) have been forced into labor unwilling
@sholem_bondАй бұрын
Luckily the US prison system would never do anything like that. Of our two countries, only China has surveillance and slave labor. /s