The truth is, no-one wins a car crash.

​@@FuelDropforthewin Not actually, the cybertruck users will win a free trip to jail for vechicular manslaughter.

Not even true. The cybertruck "wins", not it's driver. There's a reason cars are designed to crumple up in car crashes

your car will win, you will be through the win dshield

still can't believe he said the quiet part out loud, how such a grifter remains successful is beyond incomprehensible.

I saw what Top Gear did to that poor hilux. Cybertruck has nothing on that.

LMAOOOO

Can’t even survive a rock

B-52 style ejection seat

@@bibblyboing silk parachute sold separately.

@@CreepyPersonCube. at 5000 USD, holes included

@@bibblyboing Embroidered monogrammed holes for a small extra surcharge. (The most popular feature).

probably explosive bolts for the door

The way he presents anything reminds me of a highschool kid improvising his research presentation.

@@Schnubi literally my friend giving a last-minute presentation IN CHINESE for our mandarin class spoke more clearly and confidently than this grown ass man

"yeah"

I like how Mr. Musk kind of incorporated those long ankward pauses into his speech bc he's getting used to how his crowd keep braying after every sentence he says 😂

"Yeah it's going to be made with Muskanium and have a built-in nuclear reactor"

Unfortunately, trucks are exempt from many of the stringent car safety standards ☹️

@@edwardfletcher7790and the environmental standards. Not as bad, but still.

My understanding is the usage of truck is for a vehicle mounted on top of a separate frame, instead of being built as one unit

@@NunYabiznass-hd6dj It's also a vehicle with a load bed at the rear...

The issue isn't driver safety (people have already debunked that). The issue is when the truck meets pedestrians and other vehicles. That lack of crumpling makes it a metal brick of death

Kinda is... I doubt professionals had much of a say in any of this. If any are left at tesla they probably have to keep quiet to keep their jobs. Mums are usually right, that's what we learn😂

That’s hilarious 😂

the Hammerhead Eagle I-thrust 2

I mean, she’s not wrong 😂

🤣👌

They might even come at you with a spray bottle 🤣

REALEASE THE WATER CANNONS

This car was designed by the aliens from the movie "Signs"!! 😂

Think even simpler. Think of some rowdy teen on top of a bridge with his belt around his ankles. Cybertruck will rust like a cheap nail.

😂 right, like be so for real right now.

Don't worry, the HEPA filter will separate the hydrogen from the oxygen in the water and provide you with breathable air!

@@JeanMarceauxyou mean filter out oxygen in the water? I don’t want to inhale large amounts of Hydron ions

@@victory8928 if you're lucky, yes If not, the filter software malfunctions and your lungs become two fleshy Hindenburgs (that's two times more than there were actual Hindenburgs!)

dont worry the door will probably fall off

Oddly enough, Mitch McConnell's sister died because she crashed her Tesla into a lake and it shorted so she couldn't open the door or window.

Common in pickups

That's just every modern 'truck'

sadly, common in pickups and it's literally causing people to run their own kids over.

Many such cases. All this for a vehicle for something that is only being used to carry around a few bags of groceries.

Fun fact. Dont act on this but An university whom shall remain unnamed (you'll see why) conducted a study to find the most effective means of increasing public saftey, reducing waste, while keeping professional vehicles unaffected. They found that 50 people could make operating SUV's and giant trucks too expensive for braging rights without effecting low income second market buyers and work vehicles... by keying every SUV and mega truck they come across one night a week. In a city the size of New York. Because the status symbol effect gets ruined, but the vehicle remains usable and does not need repair. Youd need a diffrent tactic for the cyber truck but the point remains the same. A status symbol only reamins a status symbol if almost EVERYONE allows it to be so. Thats the take away, not do crime, dont flag me KZfaq, the take away is that you have to make it not a status symbol and the most effective way is commiting a crime, but the second most effective way Is simply Spread the word about the most effective way. Something I am engaging with right now. If "status symbol" dangerious vehicle buyers know that at least 50 people know vandalizm could make thier life miserable and know they are willing if changes dont happen soon, then that will factor in on thier next vehicle and they wont be nearly as likely to buy a massive vehicle.

I didn't even think about that! People are going to lose fingers or worse in that thing

@@plutolichen i think this video uses a clip of some poor bastard who got his hand trapped under the trunk's lid, actually. thankfully it seemed like it didn't cut through the skin but there's no way he got out of that unscathed.

@@b.collins2656I glanced back at my phone while washing dishes and was immediately sick to my stomach seeing his fingers stuck in the car. SO scary. I already hate clearing the garbage disposal and washing knives. It’s amazing he’s not injured. If he was a child I bet it would have broken his fingers

​@@kariannstickle2708 or worse.

That’s what confuses me is because the other models, at least the S & X from experience, do have auto stop usually a little too touchy (closing on a grocery bag and freaking out ) so I wonder where in the programming for the cyber truck went wrong or why. not an Elon apologizer I promise just someone who believes in the future of electric

Right?! I like the guy who drive his through the flood water…”Shouldn’t be a biggie, we’re good to go this is normal, I hear water sloshing around, had to snap the fender back, buttons don’t work…but that’s fine.”

Agreed. there was also the short clip of a guy driving one mile with the Cybertruck, before the car completely broke. Appearently he brought the car to Tesla and Tesla took several weeks for repair and barely got anything fixed, but in between the posts on social media, in which he cried about not getting his Cybertruck back, he had posts about fangirling over/defending Musk and Tesla. It makes no sense to me. I would have been furious.

It has always been a cult.

I would love to see a cybertruck in the wild so I can point and laugh.

There is at least one owner that lives in my city. Every time I see it I joke that I need to fix my LOD settings, because it seriously looks like an improperly rendered game asset...

At least if someone was driving a fridge I would admire the ability it took to customize it and get it working. This is just sad

I just saw one in my city for the first time and it's so long in the ass it's ridiculous lmfao. The rear end makes it 10 times uglier. It looks like a limo fucked a Pontiac Aztek from the back and got stuck.

It looks like child Elon drew it and made it into reality

That was my first thought as well. I keep a belt cutter and glass breaking tool in my car in case of emergency. Cars are already dangerous enough, the cybertruck seems like a certified death trap.

Yeah. It's fun to point at this poorly designed car and laugh at it but this thing will legitimately cause suffering and death

I never thought about that.

even scarier cause the car doesn’t have a crumple zone

They chose their fate

I assume they would also have to release a smaller European model (post safety regulations), as the streets/parking spaces can be much smaller. Or maybe people will just scream "capitalism" and take up two full parking spaces?

​@@sarahwatts7152You would even need a licence for semi trucks to drive it, as it's above 3.5 tons.

Same thing with most Chinese car brands. I don't know why this guy is so Gung ho on them.

European here, good.

@@azazel166 another one here, count me in

Hahaha, that good one. But seriously: ANYONE WANNA TALK ABOUT LAUNCH CODES? (Although I think that's from American Dad)

It sounds like a Cars 2 plot point lol.

​​@@borrisg4972That is American Dad, but Family Guy did to a bit about a Chinese Panda Spy toy that Stewie wants for Xmas. It steals your passwords and credit card numbers and does a happy dance with glowing red eyes. It's called Happy Asking Panda.

You're so stupid

that would be nice if US market wouldnt be self regulated by the same companies making cars.

Well now you're just lying. It has crumple zones. It's called driver and passengers. If allowed in Europe most wouldn't even be allowed to drive it because it's too heavy for most people's drivers licences (3.5t iirc). I would be able to drive it with mine (I have extended licence up to 7.5t), but not taking on much cargo before exceeding weight limit, making it practically useless in the utility role.

@@gottagowork Not sure why you're saying I'm a liar, but according to Tesla360: ''Unfortunately, the Tesla Cybertruck will not come to the Netherlands. This is because the Cybertruck is almost six meters long. This makes the car unsuitable for parking garages. In addition, the car does not have a crumple zone (because the pickup is made of hardened steel). Within the European Union, cars must have a crumple zone, otherwise they will be banned.'' (this is translated from Dutch). But, as I was finding this article again I did also read about needing a truck license for it, so thanks for that info as I didn't actually know that!

@@karterstrophic Probably worded badly, but it was supposed to be a joke.

@@gottagowork Oh! My bad, didn't register it as a joke. But yeah, it's wild how big that ''car'' is and it's not even safe?? Musk is such a weirdo haha My apologies for misunderstanding your tone^^

@@karterstrophic Hehe, no worries. We have "deregulate everything" and "any government is too much government" forces here in Europe too. I hope it never get the same foothold it has in the US, leading to this kind of thing.

I think that it's a example of why (and to a degree, how) their other cars have the problems they do -- so I'm skeptical applying these same resources (and principles) to other projects would result in their cars "actually being good"

They probably WOULD have done that, but unfortunately this is their boss, so... Gotta make whatever the manchild tells them too.

Yeah the problem is that Elon is the one that says what they have to make

If Tesla focused its resources on perfecting models and striving for top quality, they could easily revolutionize the whole industry. When Tesla released its original EVs, I had high hopes for this helping lessen climate change and gas reliance but they are now just wasting money and resources on Elons vanity projects. At this point, the only good thing Tesla has done was make EVs cool and stylish 🙄

@@alannaleavitt7050 Honestly, teslas aren't even stylish. They try way too hard to be futuristic and sleek and just fail at doing so.

And aren’t people required to pay that upfront on any Tesla if they want that feature with a promise they will get it someday with no time limit when . Can you get that ten to twelve thousand back , ever

@@heartland96a twenty thousand even

@@gamesandglory1648 yikes , I m for hybrids and full electrics but selling vaporware for that is outrageous

Should've been called sicko mode tbh

Considering I grew up on the second generation of Transformers I'd be more concerned with it transforming into a giraffe when you activated that.

BEAST MODE ACTIVATE *click... Click... Click... Click* Alright READY TO ROLL LIKE A BAD ASS lmao😅

@@JeanMarceaux I like beast mode better because it reminds me of malcolm butler at the goal line

Well, by now we all know that everyone of EM's "inventions" is basically a 5 yo's idea of what's cool.

Imagine getting jumped by theitalian mafia from the 1920's while ur on a cybertruck heading home bru

you've convinced me. just about to hop in my antique automoble to go buy one now

it isn't. a 1920s car is more bullet resistant than the cybertruck

14:32 from what I understand if you try to take it off of anything but a gravel road there's a higher than average chance that it'll get stuck

And unlike regular pickups for that station wagons it's harder to take out because it weighs like 3 tons

The audience “whooping” sometimes infuriate me more than the lies and garbage Elon spews, then he does the eye roll like, yeah I’m lying to you and the crowd just get on their knees and ask for more. It’s intolerable lol.

All of them sharing a single brain cell 🤦🏽‍♀️

They're paid.

@@adrianmetzler2523 They're like a cult. "Let's cheer for failures, death, etc!!'

@@adrianmetzler2523 that's the american ppl. they love being lied to.... just look at the elections. there's one guy who got prizes and honors for his work for the black community in the 90s but gets called racist. and the other guy who started racial profiling, amde a law that ensured black ppl get 5 times longer prisons sentences for drugs and massively increased police and orders black ppl to vote for him on tv is somehow the good guy. from an non american pov: american ppl are so ridiculously crazy, if made into a tv show, everyone would say: too unrealistic. nobody is THAT stupid XD

Is that, PayPal?

@@EarthWingedDragon At the time it wasn’t even Paypal. It was Confinity. He got fired so quickly the company wasn’t even called PayPal yet

Sounds about right

@@EarthWingedDragon Confinity. The PayPal product Confinity developed hadn’t became the company name at that point

Yeah and he tried renaming that company X also. Elons always been a loser edgelord.

Someone should give junko a bunch of cybertrucks to spread despair with

Holy shit I did not know tesla hid everything but your blinker on the friggin screen

danganronpa point and click adventure is crazy

I have a used Ford that has buttons for the fans, but you can only see what speed they are at on a screen. Same with the temp dial. It makes me lose my mind every single time I have to adjust temp, and I do that a lot. I can't imagine how bad it would be to have everything on a screen like that.

And this is why I like having older cars with backup cameras retrofitted into them. Because I have the benefit of a screen for easy radio and backup camera operation, but everything I need to use while driving without looking at it on a safe to operate button or dial. It’s just safer that way. After all texting and driving isn’t safe, so why the hell should anyone logically think looking at a screen for anything else while driving is safe?

​@@buckodonnghaile4309 you are annoying

@@buckodonnghaile4309what

​@@buckodonnghaile4309They said "literally" once, why are you being an a$$hole?

These are luxury items. Only a certain amount and kind of person can buy their slice of novelty. Trucks are sort of regulated loosly to begin with. Until people put pressure on the regulators to acknowledge this refrigerator on wheels is neither a normal truck nor a normal vehicle but something else entirely that must be regulated by something like weight. It's a tank normal people and even your millionaire 16 year old spoiled social media brat can operate it. That should scare people but foresight is lacking.

Sounds so safe. 😂

My only gripe is the fact that the less than confidence inspiring non-flamethrower is not yet factory included. An unacceptable oversight in my opinion, & quite frankly I am appalled. Idgaf if it doesn't slow down when I need it to, as long as it throws flames when I want it to. It's a fair exchange and I expect you hold up your end before I am hospitalized when I eventually hold up mine. All things considered, best vehicle ever to exist whatsoever without question and I look forward to the honor and privilege of painting the interior with my brain matter someday.

​@@justxbreathe sex

Right, unless you accidentally mess up using the touch screen interface and put it in reverse, backing into a lake.

Apparently, any American with something bigger than an airsoft gun can just shoot their way in or out of it.

@@suburban-vampire Honestly? Less embarrassing.

Oh no you’ll be okay they’re breaking that glass easy

there are manual emergency door openers inside that are easy to use :/

I can’t believe they admitted openly to trying to change safety regulations. Actually… no, I totally can.

We love citizens United 😍📈📈🤑🥴📈

​@@Cocoanutty0 "Am I so out of touch that I don't understand basic safety concerns?" "...no, it's the the regulators that are wrong" -Elon musk and the rest of Tesla probably. Like genuinely, how do they not realize how much of a liability it is replacing the rear view mirror with a camera?

@@squiddler7731 Fundamentally everything beyond the touch controls is just putting gravy on mashed potatoes. Or puking on a pile of shit, depending on your point of view I dislike touch controls while playing a Mega Man game, and people's lives aren't at stake while I'm doing that... ... unless I'm playing it on the provided iPad while driving a Tesla

he sounds like a 7th grader giving a book report on a book he half-remembers the spark notes for

His truck is as durable as the wicked witch of the west, but she could at least do magic.

when you're as much of a dirtbag as elons musk, these are the kind of things you worry about. the rest of us just dont want our wheels to fall off in a pothole.

"Is your truck bullet proof?" No, it's a Cybertruck.

This is what he prioritized over building a small car for the masses.

@@judyArsh He can't scam people by promising he'd make an affordable, quality car. He needs to promise magitech so retards shower him with preorder money he can steal.

Wait fr? I thought they went out of style cuz it was just more expensive to make the lil pop-up motors.

​@@princesspupcake1269 It was banned for pedestrian safety, iirc the laws state that you can't attach anything to moving panels, so it's *only* the pop-ups that are banned, the "garage-door" style open-and-close headlight design would be perfectly lega nowadays, but companies don't want to invest in developing something like that, they just want to build Civics and brodozers lol.

It's so cool that I can't have my car with pop-up headlights but it's also totally cool for trucks and SUVs to keep getting higher off the ground and more dangerous to pedestrians.

Ya and it has a rear view mirror yet you can't see it of it so I'm guessing it's there just because it legally has to be

Donut Fans in my political youtube leftist sphere? No way!

Wow almost 10 likes

Subaru*

Right, the spiderweb effect is super important

It's like finding out why they actually don't make the airplane out of the same thing as the black box.

Exactly, they’re SUPPOSED to completely shatter

​@@Gromper7878 exactly. Tempered glass was one of the biggest safety inventions aside from seatbelts and whatnot. Airbags are kinda debatable, but seatbelts and tempered glass aren't.

Bulletproof glass is even more laminated than standard windscreen glass, so even less likely to impale people...

Yeah and why cars are not built out of 1 inch steel, and why cars have actual crumple zones, and are made out of materials that bend and break not murder anybody it runs into. Wait till these things start getting into accidents.

LOL but Elon has said that he knows more about manufacturing than any other living person on the planet so he can't be wrong.

Actually, that's not true. There have been cars built like this. Not the shape, no, but steel. All of them failed. Because making cars out of fucking steel is retarded.

​@@InternetDude thanks to Poe's law I have to ask: you’re being sarcastic, right?

He's telling you what Musk claimed​@@valivali8104

tbf I would rather drive the Homer

don't diss the homer like that

Sadly, a rather sizeable audience

I've never considered how ridiculous that truly is

You’re so right oh my godddd

there are quite a few videos of him driving and he often talks about it to, so where did you get that idea?

@@RandomInternetas far as I am aware, that’s more of a political thing. The Clinton’s, haven’t driven in 30 or more years and most people that have been the _president of America_ don’t drive anymore because they’re not allowed to as president. *_I believe._*

Never get into a vehicle that doesn’t have a physical shifter. If the throttle gets stuck open, just shift into neutral and shut it off. Newer vehicles with electronic shifters or push to start are great until it dies on the freeway and you can’t push/roll yourself to safety.

Tony Stark gave up being evil to become Iron Man. Elon Musk though has fully embraced his inner Lex Luthor.....SIGH

People keep calling him Tony Stark when Obadiah Stane is RIGHT THERE, down to getting angry at technicians for being smarter than him.

Truely the modern Edison

@@thegodplace7887 Billionaires with god like egos who think they're designers and engineers.... SIGH

Elon Musk is basically Steve Jobs 2.0. And according to many, many sources. He was a psychopath. Literally threatened people if they disagreed with him, stole credit for creating things, bullied his employees, did other odd things. He had no idea how to make things, he was just good at advertising.

😅😅

also, how do you keep it working without the continuous updates and software maintenance since the truck is massively software oriented

there is the optional solar panel roof for the flat bed...it can get you whopping 40 miles of range in a day

Don't forget the charging door is motorized, so if the battery fully dies, you could not even plug it in

​@@gabotron94 Renewables make power fairly easy in a post apocalyptic scenario for EVs in general, but shit like this makes me wonder why ANYONE would buy this piece of shit over another car for this application lol

it's the Homermobile, but with worse build quality and more ridiculous design

I was just thinking this sounds like what elementary school kids design at recess

nah, Elon Musk definitely drew it himself. One, he has the mind of a particularly bigoted child. Two, his children all disowned him.

To be fair, it doesn't just look like it, that's actually exactly how it was designed 🤣

When I was in fourth grade I drew UFOs that looked like that.

And your point would be?

​@@did_I_hurt_your_fee_feesI slept with your mom

@@did_I_hurt_your_fee_fees Owning a pickup truck if you don’t plan on hauling things at least semi-regularly is a colossal waste of gas, space and money.

Ikr 🤣 and the rest of them are sick ass women!! (My friends!💛)

My dad has one, and he is also a somewhat physically abusive and a very insecure little man child. Its a red toyota Tacoma

It has soviet russia vibes, only enhanced and enshittified with modern tech

That is essentially the whole reason his companies have any "value" - recently it's started to hurt it.

and then crashed and burned

A particularly bad and transparent publicity stunt at that.

And also never shut the hell up

It might have been on sad boys but somewhere someone was talking about how he bought the app that brainwashed him 😂

all cyber, no punk.

@@TurbopropPuppycyber conformist🤓

No punk, all square

Well of course there’s no punk included. We gotta supply that ourselves.

All shitbox, no truck

They clap because of what he is saying, not the way he speak

its like homer simpsons and the roast pig "its jsut a little airborne! its still good its still good!"

Gotta cope somehow

Probably a bit happy about the ad revenue 🤷‍♀️

Sunk cost fallacy. They're invested, and admitting the car is crap would admit to being bamboozled.

“Well at least it’s letting me know that it’s broken and to safely pull over instead of just having a little check engine light come on.” 😂😂

Scrapped Twisted Metal concept art.

Every time I see one I expect to see that warping effect PS1 graphics had

​@@thrillhouse4151 Pretty much every vehicle in the first four TM games looks better than the cybertruck.

No, Another World was a SNES game.

Cybertruck would look normal to ps1 hagrid.

He's slowly transitioning into John McAfee. It feels like he's about 3 years away from moving to some 'third world country' and become the God King he thinks he is as he destroys himself and everything around him. Good riddance, I say.

Cartoon Villains love to monologue and talk about how ingenious their plans are

​@@mateosegura1520 they also always see themselves as the "good guy."

He has poor media literacy and lacks common sense. He just likes the cyberpunk aesthetic.

@@Purpleturtlehurtler Yes. They'd have barcodes tattooed on our foreheads if we let them :(

@@MegaManXPoweredUp Where’s your “futuristic cyberpunk dystopia?” YER LIVIN IN ONE‼️

One out of MANY lies. Hyperloop is my favorite lol

@@vampsith I want hyperloop elon: we have hyperloop at home at home: las vegas loop

You can tell he's lying because his mouth moves. (But not the "muscles" on the sides of his jaw.)

@@nineteenfortyeight6762 that's just botox 💀💀💀 and heaps of it

Ah, yes, the same trick as saying something is "made of aviation aluminium", like what's that supposed to mean? That it can fly?

Selfishness and shortsightedness are the two top most issues with american society right now.

Well it actually has crumple zones, you don’t need to be a fanboy to say that

Haha😂 I remember reading "in the cybertruck, you are the crumple zone" 😂😂

​@@foximacentauri7891 yeah, those two things are very big problems nowadays. especially in conservatives

Yeah, what if you hit a wall, or a tree, or a tougher vehicle...

I mean I guess compared to how most cars would do driving thru that much water he's not wrong? Technically?

@@SparkleFoxMuttnot really. 70 series land cruiser could do it easily

@@TheAstroTaco13 which is why I said most lmao. The cyber truck is dumb as hell, and I agree that it shouldn't have any issues going thru water with how it's marketed, I was just saying that it probably outperforms the average vehicle when it comes to deep standing water. Which isn't really saying much in the end

@@SparkleFoxMutt But you do notice that you do hold this opinion because you still have a shred of hope and respect into Elon right ?

@@DailyShit. I... No? Not at all? I hate the guy lmao, he's functionally worthless at best. Just because I recognize that his idiot "truck" performs better than a Civic or Corolla doesn't mean I think he is in any way competent.

They have to have it just to mock Elon musk lol. Imagine the characters having to drive it and the missions dialogue is just everyone pointing out each fatal flaw until it breaks down in light rain. I could see cj trying to drive this and just screaming out “Man, big smokes shitbox could drive better than this chrome dome!” Or Franklin shooting it up purely because it’s not worth driving,

He might also have been trying to do the "wrapping" thing the video mentioned?

Oof, that's a tough week

Damn. That sucks. I hope your roommate finds an even better job soon!!

Honestly, that's on your friend

@@skinhead-vasya thanks P.W.T....how are those truth social shares treating you? Maybe you can pray with your trump Bible.

Sounds like Cybertruck is circling the drain.

Sounds like Edison. He should've picked that name for his company instead of Edison's employee and nemesis.

@@ricseeds4835 There's a clip of him saying that he actually idolized Edison, and identified more with him then Tesla. Tesla just sounded better. The guy has been a hack from the start.

He gained his fortune from his family’s apartheid jewel mines and literally just bought everything. He’s a dangerous sociopath with money; he embodies everything wrong with “our” system.

Yup, and I hate that he’s allowed to *purchase the title* of founder at all. That should be illegal

Same with his emerald mine. Got it from Daddy and pays terribly with lax safety standards

They do, Musky doesn’t.

The cybertruck is so fucking heavy that tbh, it doesn't need a crumple zone. It will eviscerate anything it touches (including those pesky pedestrians)

@@agravemisunderstanding9668 and all energy it gets from collision is transfered into people inside of it...

@@agravemisunderstanding9668 including what’s inside

@@agravemisunderstanding9668 Driver and passengers included

Where I live in southern California, I've seen around 10, mostly stainless, but some wrapped in color. They're all hideous, and seeing them makes me mad that they exist lol.

@@Andy-jh2fs reminds me of what my American relatives said about Hummers when you still saw those on the road. Big, ugly stupid vehicles driven by thoroughly unimpressive people desperate to compensate for something.

I saw one not to long ago on the coast and the way people crossing the road were like craning their head and looking at it in horror. The car I was in irrupted in laughter the second we noticed it

​@@Andy-jh2fsdamn I just saw my first one in person and I was shocked it looked sick. And I'm an electric hater

I've seen one, but it was parked at in an office building parking lot. The driver was nowhere in sight. Alas, I could not inflict any mockery upon them. 😔

Well if some supervillain shoots at Superman and the bullets bounce off his impenetrable skin they could strike your lame not bulletproof truck's body at such an angle that it snipes off your balls. The Cybertruck, fixes that vulnerability.

You'll want to shoot the windows since no reason to shoot what you can't see.

​@haku8135 Oh, you're right. Ordering one right now. They should hire you for marketing.

You haven't seen a lot of shot up cars, huh? Lol mfs duck sometimes.

What if you’re Bonnie and Clyde and the police ambush you on the road, riddling your car with many bullets?!?!

I'd love to know how I'm supposed to charge that piece of crap if society has collapsed and there's no electricity

​​@@did_I_hurt_your_fee_fees a hamster running on those thing that generate energy with cinetic force idk i am not a physicist

No accidents. No injuries. The truck overrides braking from accelerator. 35 second fix. Truck has 2 million pre orders, selling over MSRP and is sold out for the next 5 years. Or in other words, "a catastrophe"

@@eddieh7172 mf glazing

@@billyhorchel5429 Fr

@@eddieh7172 did you watch the video or just came in to simp for elon

@@elisabethl6818NOOO NOT THE POOR BILLIONAIRE

He does that everything.

SpaceX engineers have to create a system to systematically distract elon whenever he's on site so he doesnt stop and make a stupid suggestion the team has to implement and waste time / resources on. this is documented, he's a know nothing. HE ASKED TWITTER CODERS TO PRINT OUT THEIR BEST CODE ON PAPER

Oh definitely. He's doing a Molyneux

​@jacksim5759 He so desperately wants to be Tony Stark. But refuses to actually take classes on engineering from the best teachers in the world. Which he can afford multiple times over for exclusive lessons. Cause that would mean he's not already the smartest. His weak ego simply can't handle that

​@@jacksim5759source?

He has 9 kids that we know of. Of course he doesn’t interact with them, probably sees them once every 3 months or so.

​@@luisgrimaldo7011 He also actively misgenders at least one of them. He doesn't give a fuck about literally anyone in this world but himself and it shows.

Anyone who has any experience with children would know not to make something like that truck if it's going to be anywhere near children. It cuts adults

Cos Volvo actually is a proper company who makes a lot of vehicles and heavy machinery. And their ceo isn’t in the media all the time

Well funny enough Volvo doesnt even come close to Tesla when it comes to the safety of their cars. The Model 3/Y and S/X are basically getting perfect scores in every safety category. Tesla has sold ~4 Million of those. And maybe a couple thousand cybertrucks so far, and even on those your accessment of their safety is more of a "ah well I think its dangerous" than anything factual. By the way Tesla 9 years ago when they were just a small unimportant company most people believed to go bancrupt sooner or later decided that all of their patents were free to use by anyone. So I'm not all that sure what your message is here.

@@LunnarisLP ^ musk’s ween sheath located

@@LunnarisLP I didn't say anything about Tesla. In fact, I think it's great, the way they've transformed the car industry. And I know about the early patents. My comment was about what was said in the video, that Volvo only do the safety testing as a marketing gimmick. That's simply not true. In fact, Volvo has done for car safety what Tesla did for electric vehicles. Led the way.

@@LunnarisLP Btw, not even close? Their cars have a five star rating on Euro NCAP, and their EV:s are built on an ICE platform. I wouldn't say that's too bad. Of course it's better if you build from the battery and up, but Volvo doesn't have access to the kind of government funding that Tesla has (much smaller country, 1/30 population, and much stricter rules for government subsidies in the EU) .

I'm convinced Elon just makes these things up as he goes and then forgets them just as soon as he's done talking. You can almost hear him think in the gaps between sentences. 'It's bulletproof.' ..... 'and the windows are made of metal glass.' ........ 'and it has an air compressor, too.'

Any chance you got one of those v10 Touareg’s?

Not to mention every transport truck in the road uses an air compressor for the brake system, no regulations against use of air compressors on vehicles to my knowledge and there isn't anything inherently unsafe about the use of an onboard air system. That was one of the main points that stuck out to me was how blatant of a lie that was but whatever. Shitty to promise something useful like that and then not deliver especially when it has an air ride suspension system and other options that could benefit from an onboard air compressor,, sigh. Elon is so dumb bro, watch any interview he pulls everything out of his ass and then backpedals when he's asked to elaborate, he can't form a single coherent thought.

@@Blingdung I've got the V8. They put so much emphasis on the torque of this thing, I'd love to see the V10 have a tug of war with the cybertruck.

@@ConWolfDoubleO7 Those things are awesome, I had no clue how powerful they are until I looked into it they look like a little city bopper lol. Yours could most likely tow the same amount or more as half the trucks on the road which is hilarious. I saw a video with the v10 Touareg hooked up to a Chevy Duramax which is worth the watch, also the guy on Fifth Gear got a 747 moving with a Touraeg. I hope someone does hook it up to a cybertruck, the only thing that m if he save elon some embarrassment would be how heavy they are but I would put my money on the Touraeg. Sucks they stopped making the new ones so powerful as far as I know

its the perfect product for rightwingers. it protects them from fantasy threats they make up to have arguments with instead of facing their realities!

I wonder if a bug out bag and a month’s worth of survival meals are included.

You have to wonder what good an EV would be in a post-apocalyptical world that's probably been EMP'd, along with all of your solar panel setup that's on the surface.

@@surelyyoujokemeinfailure7531 EVs wouldn't be good for anything other than scrapping them for raw materials in an apocalypse. Even still it probably wouldn't be worth the trouble to take one apart, the wires and cables could useful tho. I would say the battery, but EV batteries require a computer to properly charge and monitor them, you can't just charge it back up like a normal battery, so I'd say the only use would be taking the individual cells out. ICE cars can run on more than just gasoline so you're gonna want one in an apocalypse.

i keep getting notified of comments here but mine was apparently deleted oh well im sure it was nothing

cars and light trucks are getting so big they actually just look like death machines, like the front grill of a new ford pickup is like a brick wall its so scary

dont worry, you wont feel it.. it'll be like being hit with a train

all trucks and most SUVs are dangerously huge now, the government needs to regulate the size on those death machines

@@emilyb.8219 yeah but that would only happen if the US actually cared about its people

@@rogerwilco1777 "fun" horror story, one of my exes was a paramedic and got called to a train-jumping incident (someone jumped in front of a train). That person survived for about 30 minutes with a mangled body. They couldn't be saved so my ex had to sit with them until they died. So yeah, if you see a cybertruck, maybe just avoid it entirely.

Nothing says "futuristic" like driving a rusty knife hooked up to a broken computer.

They also rubbed on the inner fenders causing black dust to go everywhere

@@salland12 it’s like their testing didn’t include driving it.

@@salland12The dust is probably toxic too. Just to add some fuel to the fire ❤️

I wish he had,

Sauron reference, very niche!

That's a bit unfair. Sauron at the very least is a brilliant scientist

At least dinosaurs are cool

Luckily the US prison system would never do anything like that. Of our two countries, only China has surveillance and slave labor. /s