A PSA about what a lot of parents need to talk to their children about. Don't let Morrissey have a Morris-say in your child's life!
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@ilznidiotic6 жыл бұрын
Judging by the way he was playing soccer, this wasn't the friend's fault. He was always a Smiths fan waiting to happen.
@doghouseriley45866 жыл бұрын
Ilznidiotic b a n t e r
@hueroski6 жыл бұрын
Morrissey was a great athlete.
@RossWasTaken6 жыл бұрын
Think marr was really good at football
@louistulloch11596 жыл бұрын
Ilznidiotic ...my thoughts exactly...
@EclecticoIconoclasta6 жыл бұрын
That could also have given us a gay Justin Bieber fan or an emo kid. Smith´s fans are more intelectual although also depressed
@xxjuiciixx6 жыл бұрын
"don't let morrissey have a morrisSAY in your life" is just beautiful poetry
@thedidster45472 жыл бұрын
yeah yeah, whatever nerd, you obviously haven’t had any morussy
@simonfolgar42082 жыл бұрын
Someone can explain me that joke, please? English is not my first language, that's why I don't get it. Thank you.
@theheadphonea-hole41336 ай бұрын
Are you an adult? You sound brainwashed
@_D_E_N_N_I_S_5 ай бұрын
I didn’t realize she wrote poetry
@MrKerplunk666 жыл бұрын
Maybe he wants to leave his room and go out, but he hasn't got a stitch to wear!
@vaniagalvez91726 жыл бұрын
that was clever
@salmaduskey66276 жыл бұрын
Love this lmao
@spooky.65306 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@solangeandradedefarias54656 жыл бұрын
Ingenious! Loved it!
@johnnyjohnny5276 жыл бұрын
I love this comment so much lol
@pache17316 жыл бұрын
Heaven knows he's miserable now
@vinilopez45666 жыл бұрын
i was about to say that, lol
@O-beefie5 жыл бұрын
He's looking for a job...
@vinilopez45665 жыл бұрын
then he found a job
@CamiloBarajas5 жыл бұрын
😁😁😁😁
@aladinsane97855 жыл бұрын
I’ll stop you, cuz i think I heard this one before
@lorena_lucas6 жыл бұрын
I think he's sad like that because last night he dreamt that somebody loved him, and he believes he's a charming man, but he wonders how soon is now. He is feeling like half a person and heaven knows he's miserable now. But he can't forget that there is a light that never goes out.
@Tatacchan6 жыл бұрын
You're brilliant!!!
@xmunki1389 Жыл бұрын
Damn
@warkopvalhalla708 Жыл бұрын
Could his life ever be sane again?
@YetAnotherGeorgeth Жыл бұрын
I hear he’s got everything now after the Queen is dead.
@oldmate3152 Жыл бұрын
Did the night open his eyes too?
@cerys94766 жыл бұрын
i like how the mum looks exactly like a typical smiths fan too
@lazar41806 жыл бұрын
Because your child is human and need to be loved just like everybody else does
@derpphil54006 жыл бұрын
clever
@katty46826 жыл бұрын
But there's a light that never goes out....
@bradoozy6 жыл бұрын
sage kath That’s The normie Smiths song, it’s bad for that reason
@bradoozy6 жыл бұрын
Kirby Little You really had to say that in the middle of a KZfaq comment section?
@bradoozy6 жыл бұрын
Kirby Little Well, you did what you had to do.
@KingofgraceSARA6 жыл бұрын
sage kath I was gonna say the same thing😁
@sterlingholobyte3 жыл бұрын
Not in this video.
@MoreMallards6 жыл бұрын
you know, it's so easy to laugh- it's so easy to hate. It takes strength to be gentle and kind.
@imixmuan9081 Жыл бұрын
Guts. It takes guts to be gentle and kind. Guts.
@andie4307 Жыл бұрын
@@imixmuan9081 he says both
@wishbonefever6 ай бұрын
i know its over
@dinof.82906 жыл бұрын
Now he's spending warm summer days indoor.
@marianaalonso63686 жыл бұрын
Dino F. 82 writening frightning verse to a bucked toothed girl in Luxeburg
@spidervenomkilljoy5 жыл бұрын
GPOY xDD
@josephvanhinsbergh88805 жыл бұрын
Mariana Alonso ASK ME ASK ME ASK MEE
@endeux57684 жыл бұрын
Joseph Vanhinsbergh because... if it’s not love than it’s the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb that will keep us together ohhhh.....
@endeux57684 жыл бұрын
Joseph Vanhinsbergh because... if it’s not love than it’s the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb that will keep us together ohhhh.....
@musiccollector47166 жыл бұрын
At least be careful about the cure and joy division
@betulceyhan85196 жыл бұрын
Confusedbob 47 the cure isn't "the cure" for smithsickness
@scarletblossom46556 жыл бұрын
Joy Division will Fuckkkk you uppppppp
@bonla22756 жыл бұрын
Scarlet Blossom I concur, Joy Division will fuck them up
@tbhon6 жыл бұрын
I can confirm, Joy Division has fucked me up
@_.-_6 жыл бұрын
The cure can die in a dumpster fire, but I feel personally called out by my love for the smiths and joy division. Am I That Dude™?? Did i just never see it??
@RicksRemakes6 жыл бұрын
It started for me back in 2001 and im STILL ILL
@johnnyjohnny5276 жыл бұрын
RicksRemakes underrated comment
@franklyms.shankly86885 жыл бұрын
Me too...30+ years later
@imixmuan9081 Жыл бұрын
Started for me in 1984. Hatful of Hollow. I thought the Smiths were the third band Robert Smith of the Cure and Siouxsie and the Banshees was in. I can laugh about it now, but at the time it was terrible. The third band he was in was the Glove. Side project with Steve Severin of the Banshees whilst Siouxise and Budgie were off being the Creatures.
@nela54713 ай бұрын
Started for me in 2022...still going
@oStillAliveo6 жыл бұрын
Okay, so, I thought the kid in the beginning with the yellow shirt was the result of listening to The Smiths.
@elcarcano26 жыл бұрын
oStillAliveo hajajajajaj
@benjaminyedija6 жыл бұрын
Thought he’d be gay after listening to the smiths
@oStillAliveo6 жыл бұрын
Not necessarily gay, but then I remembered how depressing all of their music is.
@pattybautista87505 жыл бұрын
Lol me too ! 😅
@derpphil54005 жыл бұрын
I started listening to the smiths because I'm depressed.
@am_i_still_ill6 жыл бұрын
I feel directly attacked
@sasmitroy54804 жыл бұрын
You're still ill
@am_i_still_ill4 жыл бұрын
@@sasmitroy5480 😔😔😔😔😔
@Voln_a2 ай бұрын
same :(
@Despair5056 жыл бұрын
Ah! I see he's smoking three cigarrettes at once. That's good. When you're hoping for an early death you have to cling to something.
@sevensolaris6 жыл бұрын
"She said I smoke because I'm hoping for an early death..."
@anelam.69836 жыл бұрын
I like your photo Holden! :)
@rrcoelho946 жыл бұрын
The catcher in the rye :’)
@anelam.69836 жыл бұрын
Renata RC All-time favorite book :)
@dunja71716 жыл бұрын
Love your profile picture ❤️
@lilysmith36886 жыл бұрын
don’t forget about sudden veganism
@elinathan83636 жыл бұрын
meat. is. murder.
@proxymoxie6 жыл бұрын
I hate vegetables tho.
@namahecc6 жыл бұрын
Eli Nathan It is. It’s also amazingly delicious.
@TeddymanYT6 жыл бұрын
@@proxymoxie Morrissey only eats potatoes, pasta and nuts I believe
@ivannext14255 жыл бұрын
certainly you got the damn ritgh xd
@strangelightt6 жыл бұрын
Wait my mom got me into The Smiths so I must be screwed for life
@natural_law6 жыл бұрын
StrangelightSyd lucky
@notpaige33576 жыл бұрын
StrangelightSyd and you have a neutral milk hotel album as your profile, you really are hopeless
@willvaughan39366 жыл бұрын
not paige Let's just hope they don't start ranting about Anne Frank and Carrot Flowers
@strangelightt6 жыл бұрын
The Paradigm I can't help it! She's the only girl I ever loved!!! 😭
@possum94036 жыл бұрын
SAME
@camilat82686 жыл бұрын
Maybe his girlfriend's in a coma, you never know, could be really serious
@BasedRamen6 жыл бұрын
Y'know, he did mention about there being times where he could have strangled her...
@camilat82686 жыл бұрын
@@BasedRamen i also heard him say by rights she should be bludgeoned in her bed, bc pretty girls make graves
@h0lysockbob4015 ай бұрын
You can meet her at the Cemetery gates. Keats, Yates and Wilde will be there too.
@erehsimas6 жыл бұрын
Honestly it’s joy division that does this to me, like everytime I listen to them i have a breakdown and need a few months to recuperate but the smiths make me so happy
@johnnys-left-earring2 жыл бұрын
SAME, the smiths make me so happy
@colamola Жыл бұрын
the smiths and joy division are like 2 of the best bands of all time
@hoodoohullabaloo2848 Жыл бұрын
Lol its the other way around for! Crazy and so interesting how music has such different imapacts on peoples feelings
@v-town1980 Жыл бұрын
I can't believe you typed "like."
@erehsimas Жыл бұрын
@@v-town1980 the same “like” as in you liking ur own comment
@cemreeraslan19306 жыл бұрын
his friend is kool he gave him the best album of the smiths
@estabanjuliojuancortezsanc87856 жыл бұрын
Green Alien Girl there is no best they are all equally equivalent you fucking bandwagon hipster
@johndou4236 жыл бұрын
Green Alien Girl I was scrolling down to find this exact comment!
@MrQwerkafleeg6 жыл бұрын
The best Smiths album is The Queen is Dead. Compilations like Louder Than Bombs and The World Won't Listen don't count.
@HalfBloodOtter6 жыл бұрын
louder than bombs is not even an album!! it's a compilation! stop bullshitting
@LordHeath19726 жыл бұрын
Meat Is Murder. Nothing else will do.
@kenpudsey64356 жыл бұрын
"I can laugh about it now but at the time it was terrible" 😩
@JP-ve7or11 ай бұрын
My favorite line. Because it's so goddamn true!
@anna-ie5lk6 жыл бұрын
i wanted to not relate but then i looked at the multiple oscar wilde books ive bought since i started listening to them and i just had to shut my damn mouth
@ethanbrady69225 жыл бұрын
Same for me, but it wasn’t just the copy of the complete works of Oscar Wilde that jolted me into reality, it was that, the Keats and Yeats anthologies, and the four books about the smiths I have We really all do need help
@shannonc.58372 жыл бұрын
i’m sort of the opposite; i’m REALLY into 19th century poetry and when i heard cemetry gates for the first time like a month ago i freaked out at the mention of some of my favourite poets and fell down a bit of a smiths rabbit hole. i doubt i’ll escape said rabbit hole
@charliedawson48776 жыл бұрын
I love the Smiths (music) and find this funny. Some people in these comments need to chill out.
@Angelonia196 жыл бұрын
*sing me to s l e e p*
@craighill5827 Жыл бұрын
Same thing happened to me in the late 80s. Grew a quiff , wore a hearing aid and stole all my grandad’s cardigans. My parents constantly nagged me for an explanation 🙄 On the one night a year that I left the house, my friend at the vegetarian anti-vivisection society gala dinner encouraged me to tell them the truth. He was right. I hastily made my way back entered the living room and through blinding tears looked them straight in the feet and blubbered, “I am human and I need to be loved…just like everybody else does” “How soon is now?”, asked Mummy.
@charlescozic32086 ай бұрын
Oh, you ran back to Ma Which set the pace for the rest of your days
@craighill58276 ай бұрын
@@charlescozic3208 hahahaha 🤣
@Walamonga13136 жыл бұрын
The Smiths has caused me to want a capo.
@aidantoland57243 жыл бұрын
Omfg you listen to megadeth and the Smith's you sir a fucking cool
@lovethyneighborandhiswife75966 жыл бұрын
“Don’t let Morrissey have a MoreisSAY in your child’s life...” 😂
@stevenmorrissey65696 жыл бұрын
that's me.
@OsoMarcol6 жыл бұрын
Hei S.T.E.V.E.N...push off
@SpiderKnight4 жыл бұрын
On the contrary, I’m alive when I listen to the Smiths. It makes me feel and that’s when I know I’m alive. It might hurt but, I know I’m not the only one.
@jackroberts2704 Жыл бұрын
I know a good counselor he could talk to. He knows so much about these things.
@Astronomiqon5 жыл бұрын
"Oh, you've been in the house too long" she says.. If you ask me(ask me(ask me)), I think this charming man just want to go out tonight, where there's music and there's people and they're young and alive. But mainstream music, that they constantly play, It says nothing to him about his life. Don't spit in his eyes, see, the life he had can make a good man bad. Well, if I were you I wouldn't bother.
@moldyrosemary6 жыл бұрын
thank you for raising awareness about this important issue. i feel much more confident in this generation now. the smiths has been rotting teenage minds for years now, and it’s about time it comes to an end. i will be sure to share this with my quilting group that meets every friday. they too will appreciate this montage.
@mandoxgobrazy4401 Жыл бұрын
Here her head she lay 😩
@jerefied Жыл бұрын
i would come but friday im in love
@purplehazee136 жыл бұрын
morris-say
@erica64886 жыл бұрын
I could have used this 30 years ago
@elinathan83636 жыл бұрын
im 14 but honestly same
@undersolo4 жыл бұрын
As long as he’s happy in the haze of a drunken hour...
@dead_sync36804 жыл бұрын
Jesus, if that's how he reacts to louder than bombs... don't let him get his hands on the queen is dead
@josiemack58903 жыл бұрын
or strangeways
@beanboi3178 Жыл бұрын
Meat is Murder >
@MeanManu Жыл бұрын
Being miserable is good for a young lad, it builds character
@regzzuse2806 жыл бұрын
Bigmouth strikes again.
@ivo83126 жыл бұрын
ok but how do i join momsagainstmorrisey?
@kaitlynzuniga6 жыл бұрын
Anne omg right
@beatrizgonzaga26946 жыл бұрын
please let me know
@ivo83126 жыл бұрын
Mitch Rothwell ayy thanks i appreciate ur recent upload lol
@ivo83126 жыл бұрын
Jacob Harvey ayy lol wtf no one ever comments on my pfp and now 2 ppl on one vid ??
@ravensammonia31676 жыл бұрын
It's so easy to laugh it's so easy to hate; it takes guts and strength to be gentle and kind. Only the gentle are ever really strong
@abhinavjain30984 жыл бұрын
His friends don't wanna go out with him cause he says "if a double decker bus hits the both of us" while driving
@eidetecker3 жыл бұрын
I've seen this happen in other people's lives, and now it's happening in his.
@emilywithers82996 жыл бұрын
I feel like it’s 2009 and I just stumbled on this video. Its the era of KZfaq I miss😭😭♥️
@aderitovieira46 жыл бұрын
The Smiths music is a life story of many off us...think about it...happiness, sadness, regrets, inspiriation, doubts, certains...etc...etc...
@scoobydoingyourmum7899 Жыл бұрын
This is a example of a charming man
@jasonglasson35196 жыл бұрын
How can moms be against Morrissey. That's dreadfully absurd.
@Moishe555 Жыл бұрын
i read your comment in Morrissey's voice lol
@imixmuan9081 Жыл бұрын
My mother bought Meat is Murder for me as my 18th birthday present in 1985, admittedly at my request . She did her research first though. "Did you know Morrisey was vegetarian?" Yes. "Did you know Morrisey calls himself a feminist?" Yes. "So are you going to be a vegetarian and a feminist?" No. Today I am proud to say I am both.
@JP-ve7or11 ай бұрын
It's absolutely vile! 🤣
@pey10bogvkuehl2910 ай бұрын
@@imixmuan9081Sorry to hear you’re retarded.
@emiliajonsson18918 ай бұрын
@@Moishe555 same😂
@RockLee6795 жыл бұрын
Yea its wierd I've seen this happen in other people's lives and now its happening in mine..
@bruce-le-smith Жыл бұрын
gorgeous. thank you for your service
@jamesgretsch48946 жыл бұрын
You realize this video is meant as humour.
@xmunki1389 Жыл бұрын
Lol it's the other way around for me. I actually used to be more depressed before stumbling upon the band. Their music is like therapy to me.
@redpilllense71256 жыл бұрын
I love The Smith's!
@johnwalker5614 Жыл бұрын
*takes headphones off* Sorry?
@flngodingo96476 жыл бұрын
He would go out tonight, but he hasn't got a stitch to wear.
@archibaldcabebe6062 Жыл бұрын
"If Morrissey says not to eat meat, then I'll eat meat. That's how much I hate Morrissey." -Robert Smith of The Cure
@7isthekeytoheaven6 жыл бұрын
The smiths changed me
@sleepinggiant14846 жыл бұрын
This video has opened my eyes and I will never sleep again!
@IainFrame Жыл бұрын
The Smiths were awesome. The lyrics are hilarious. The music sublime. Andy Rourke on bass is totally under-rated.
@flip-R0089 ай бұрын
Totally agree!!! Bass is always underrated
@drewesive51366 жыл бұрын
I love the smiths, I love Morrissey, but This is funny
@subterraneanhomesickalien13446 жыл бұрын
how is this video not more popular??? this is only the most accurate video that represents me on youtube
@vodkamanson41496 жыл бұрын
Brooo this is me when I started listening to The Smiths and The Cure
@swancss30976 жыл бұрын
nooooo dont open that album its a Classic. dammm it
@marlin21316 жыл бұрын
Thank god he’s playing the records on a Crosley Cruiser where they’ll be destroyed and rendered unplayable
@madting80825 жыл бұрын
Judging by his yellow shirt and his love of animals he had it coming
@foreverbells6 жыл бұрын
This video was directly underneath Hank Hill listens to The Smiths.
@antonioeisadora5 жыл бұрын
This video has opened my eyes...
@ironempath72616 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😅😃😄😆 I hear you, Momma. Discovering The Smiths (apart from 2 well-known hits in the 80s) in my 50s. Thankfully (hopefully) wise enough to scoff at 'downer' lyrics while 💃🏾 buttocks right off. 7:32 a.m.; impatiently waiting for neighbours to rise that I may begin blasting it loud. All over again. Your video rocks with hilarity! Awesome job 👍🏿
@chaden94986 жыл бұрын
Nobody asked
@bums0096 жыл бұрын
TheLifeandtheTimes same to you mate...
@mightguy1234566 жыл бұрын
The Smiths are as humorous as they are depressing.
@John-ny7jn8 ай бұрын
This night opened his eyes
@antonioeisadora4 жыл бұрын
This man is charming!!
@donutsandorsleepmaps21916 жыл бұрын
This Chanel made one vid and dipped
@smartalec88556 жыл бұрын
Very funny, and kind of true. That exact thing happened to me and a lot of other people I know. But then again, when you have the Smiths you really don't need anything or anyone else. Except a bedroom. P.S. Louder than bombs, greatest album ever.
@AndriyVasylenko6 жыл бұрын
Been seeing your video in recommendations over the last week. Every time it appeared there, it had another 20k views. Couldn’t resist anymore ;-)
@stephandreee6 жыл бұрын
Was in my recommended section. Gold.
@Texasgrrl776 жыл бұрын
I introduced both my kids to The Smiths when they were teens and now they are awesome well-rounded adults. The Smiths are my favorite band of all time! I saw them in Houston in the 80s at the Cullen Auditorium on the UofH campus and I will never forget it.
@franklyms.shankly86885 жыл бұрын
Same here.. been to 6 Moz shows with my daughter and my son just surprised me with 2 GA tix to see Marr in May @ HOB Anaheim, Cali.. Can't wait!
@softconstruction3 жыл бұрын
Look at the kid... He could go out tonight but he hasn't got a stitch to wear
@christinaaspen3800 Жыл бұрын
“Sometimes I can hear him crying when he’s listening to them” I just know my mother was like this lmfaooo
@bellasouza15316 жыл бұрын
I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED THIS UNTIL I GOT IT 😂😂😂 THIS IS AMAZING 👏😂
@furkanaydogmus966 жыл бұрын
That was me literally, Heaven knew I was miserable in that time. But I got used the live with The Smiths ❤ now it's a privilege I guess.
@franklyms.shankly86885 жыл бұрын
I say just keep listening and eventually the feelings start to fade...If not then grab a 4LOCO and keep listening....
@Afireinside9126 жыл бұрын
LMAO. haven't laughed so hard on KZfaq in a long while LOL
@thatquietasianguy9582 Жыл бұрын
The doggo is so adorbbbbbbbb
@fatadam166 жыл бұрын
This Night Has Opened My Eyes
@jesusosornio58383 жыл бұрын
He just needs to be alone, just like everybody else does.
@jmclerkin6 жыл бұрын
haha this is soo good!
@u2bowienirvana4366 жыл бұрын
This. Is. Amazing.
@zoedecoster78386 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that cried when I saw that crosley, R I P that lp man
@SerialSinner277 жыл бұрын
okay this is hilarious 😁
@friendlyopossum9726 жыл бұрын
Me with my friends
@kitcat87164 жыл бұрын
This is so accurate it hurts
@atlas92445 жыл бұрын
what a charming man
@skinnyshishter82696 жыл бұрын
he looks like shaun ryder
@user-mm6vo1cl1d6 жыл бұрын
skinny shishter it's DAAAAAARE!!!
@ephemera57146 жыл бұрын
No, not crosley. Anything but that.
@hannah293876 жыл бұрын
the hand to the chin and the nod was perfection
@antoniobecker96275 жыл бұрын
This is gold
@scmcdougal89176 жыл бұрын
Johnny Marr Robert Smith so underrated
@camillasantaana96943 жыл бұрын
True
@tbhon3 жыл бұрын
@@camillasantaana9694 You're my favorite member of the smiths 💓 keep making good music Robert
@camillasantaana96943 жыл бұрын
@@tbhon Ok
@tbhon3 жыл бұрын
@@camillasantaana9694 Noooo now that joke isn't funny anymore because you're an actual member of the band
@camillasantaana96943 жыл бұрын
@@tbhonSorry, I changed my profile pic and name 😔 I got into the smiths more so I changed my name and profile picture
@uninspired4ever6 жыл бұрын
I will expose my children to the smiths
@franklyms.shankly86885 жыл бұрын
Best thing I ever did!! It's beautiful
@kurbaga60415 жыл бұрын
That pretty much sums it up
@honeyOTU_6 жыл бұрын
lmao some of these comments
@deathsdemon52936 жыл бұрын
Rubbish...morrissey and the Smith's make this life liveable
@rickiraton6 жыл бұрын
Every time I see a Crosley playing a record my stomach kicks my kidney
@taylortimeless3 жыл бұрын
The Hand that Rocks the Cradle I want the one I can’t have Reel Around the Fountain
@natural_law6 жыл бұрын
Your child is not lovable and it has nothing it's life so take it, it's yours. Message received loud and clear?