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The Darkest Online Dating Prank Ever - Trevor Noah Presents: Josh Johnson #(Hashtag)
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3 жыл бұрынJosh Johnson remembers a group of friends from high school who used to pull very dark and elaborate pranks.
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@Jesse__H 3 жыл бұрын
"She married one. And we honestly don't know if that's still part of it." 😂😂😂💀
@irondragonmaiden 3 жыл бұрын
You have to admire someone who can still hold a grudge decades after the fact
@mr.lostrythm7876 3 жыл бұрын
@@irondragonmaiden Well then I guess that means you should be admiring me as well... Because I can hold a grudge forever! Matter fact, I already hold several.
@SamSamEym 3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.lostrythm7876 How weird is it that i'm also proud of this...
@zootopiaondvd8081 2 жыл бұрын
i feel like thats a poor mindset but ok
@mr.lostrythm7876 2 жыл бұрын
@@SamSamEym Actually, I take that back! Some events transpired in my life that forever changed me...
@kojisticle 3 жыл бұрын
"You got me good in high school, now I'm your mom" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tinyghostahmi 3 жыл бұрын
died laughing at that part
@morijin3589 2 жыл бұрын
Bro I was having difficulty breathing
@siraftel7915 2 жыл бұрын
It got me really intense 🤣🤣
@BarginsGalore 2 жыл бұрын
It was a long con to get them grounded
@Mmoll1990 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, that is what he said. Thank you for repeating it.
@ClassySaia 3 жыл бұрын
He is an excellent public speaker. I was hanging on every word.
@MattsMetalMusic 3 жыл бұрын
Oh he's got some jokes!
@Jesse__H 3 жыл бұрын
@Aaron Friedman He's genuinely hilarious. Comedy is subjective of course, but try out some of his other stuff before you decide. It's not all slow-burn material like this was.
@elonthebass6870 3 жыл бұрын
Where’s the punch line? Hit different.
@tysmith2248 2 жыл бұрын
Josh Johnson for president
@josephgozie1615 2 жыл бұрын
I got the words out of my mouth.
@nicb45678 3 жыл бұрын
“MUR-DERER” bruh 😂😂💀
@Cristinaaaa28 3 жыл бұрын
4:50
@baxkill 2 жыл бұрын
sorry I hardly know her
@galacticbambi949 3 жыл бұрын
that was a whole story and I was invested in every second lmao. Definitely can't wait to see more of his stand up
@andrewtachman8252 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely recommend his podcast, the Josh Johnson show. It's full of him telling stories
@pinklady1681 3 жыл бұрын
@@andrewtachman8252 He has a podcast? Im so going to binge listen to it now!
@Miroku2235 3 жыл бұрын
Check out Catfishing the KKK
@galacticbambi949 3 жыл бұрын
@@andrewtachman8252 thanks for the nice recommendation!
@poeticwalrus5405 3 жыл бұрын
Love the Ryuji pfp
@jaym3548 3 жыл бұрын
The funniest ex gang member in comedy 💯
@daddysgirl6022 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@floraf01 3 жыл бұрын
And surprisingly not the only one! Have you heard of James Acaster? He's good too (imho). He also has a bit about being in a gang.
@Caleb-zl4wk 3 жыл бұрын
@@floraf01 No, but like Acaster's comedy is kind of the unspoken "didn't really happen but funny enough anyway" stories, whereas Johnson's actually happen, you can tell
@oliverdennis3115 3 жыл бұрын
@@floraf01 NW6 Gang!
@christansdad 2 жыл бұрын
Got kicked out of the gang...for being too nice.
@svetaAFG 3 жыл бұрын
The silence in the crowd while he's telling the story says it all - he's a wonderful speaker 🔥
@raw687 3 жыл бұрын
We not gonna talk how Josh catfished the KKK via the Internet as a child?
@jaidenspears8016 3 жыл бұрын
I love that story 😂😂😂 dale is still wondering where his lil buddy went
@theroadtripraven6694 3 жыл бұрын
Oh dude! I didn't recognize him with the hair!
@fork3202 2 жыл бұрын
Spoken so calmly
@roxannejones905 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@orangeman3220 2 жыл бұрын
He almost went blackkklansman with that
@tsaucetheking2059 3 жыл бұрын
His highschool friends were menaces to society😂😂😂😂 "You got me good in highschool and now I'm your mom" 😂😂😂😂
@damookster5919 3 жыл бұрын
He’s more magnetic and natural of a story teller than almost any I’ve seen. This is presented by Trevor Noah but I’ve seen most of his stuff and this guy could be easily as big as Trevor(not that trevor Noah isnt one of the greatest comedians of our day and doesn’t deserve how successful he has been). He brings you into the story and you enjoy it the entire time, even at that parts that aren’t intended to bring out a laugh. We need more of this!
@LS-sg8rb 2 жыл бұрын
Trevor Noah is an amazing comedian, both rehearsed and extemporaneous. He's at the top of the field.
@newt2120 2 жыл бұрын
You may also like Jim Jeffries and Louis C.K then. They are also excelent story tellers. Josh is good, but those guys are masters of the craft
@newt2120 Жыл бұрын
@Trinity M read up on the whole situation then come back and say that
@georgejm3993 19 күн бұрын
@@LS-sg8rbhe’s never once made me laugh, but josh cracks me up constantly
@tone-yo7192 3 жыл бұрын
As Josh is becoming more polished in his routines we’re watching one of the great ones in the making. And I’m enjoying every bit of it! Keep it up Josh!!
@uns33n 2 жыл бұрын
This is a fairly poorly told story that wasn't that interesting or funny. His old work is much better. Sadly he seems to have forgotten to make jokes.
@carstereobandits 3 жыл бұрын
Usually when people tell stories of people coming together to pay for someone's healthcare it's meant to be heartwarming, I'm glad he didn't do that and first explained how flawed we are in this country when it comes to healthcare, it isn't heartwarming that we live in a society that refuses to move to a universal single-payer system, it's sad.
@wendys9500 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly! Making fun of the “pull yourself up by your bootstraps” myth was so perfect. Kids shouldn’t have to sell lemonade to afford the right to live.
@comeberza 2 жыл бұрын
Its not as magical as you think.
@carstereobandits 2 жыл бұрын
@@comeberza I'm not expecting it to be magical, we have plenty of public services here that aren't perfect and are even pretty flawed but there's no way in hell we'd give them up because the alternative would be barbaric. We currently have a barbaric healthcare "system" in the US, it's about time we catch up with everyone else in regards to healthcare.
@unimaginablearchive2377 2 жыл бұрын
Thinking of single payer as the only option inhibits change. Single payer is radical, very hard to get right, and tends to have a lot of flaws. Compare it to the healthcare systems of countries like the UK, Germany or Israel - all highly regarded and effective systems, with universal coverage, which would be easier to implement politically as well as more effective than single payer.
@imalionimaqueen7234 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, but I also don't want the politicians deciding which treatments and procedures will be covered and which ones won't. That's a scary idea to me.
@LR-nb9ov 3 жыл бұрын
No way I just randomly thought about this guy after not watching any of his stand up for months, then look him up and see theres a new clip uploaded just an hour ago.
@ZeranZeran 3 жыл бұрын
you're on the right wavelength
@rainbomg 3 жыл бұрын
There are a few new ones as of late actually!
@jameson6930 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like phone is pranking u
@aslawrence 3 жыл бұрын
the almighty Algorithm knows all
@jimmyjam1991 2 жыл бұрын
I did the exact same thing!!!
@lejesstanner 3 жыл бұрын
I knew as soon as he said they sent her to a funeral home what the prank was going to be, but this delivery was still fantastic
@bettersecret1499 3 жыл бұрын
Ok, this is the first time that I seriously don't know if it's a true story! Usually I always assume that what comedians say is BS but in this case he made me feel like it's so incredible that is true 🤔🤔🤔
@susanwindiarinirodgers1269 3 жыл бұрын
I mean I listen to his podcast and his life is literally just _like_ that
@adrianaduke9897 2 жыл бұрын
well, he said it happened onsaturday, valentines day, 2008, but valentines day 2008 was a thursday.
@AbiyeKetema 2 жыл бұрын
@@adrianaduke9897 good detective work!
@thatguybutitsactuallyagirl5384 2 жыл бұрын
@@adrianaduke9897 lmao probably wanted to add sound effect with that valentines phrase
@adkas1353 2 жыл бұрын
@@adrianaduke9897 I wanted to check this as well, but then figured he might be slightly off. Valentines of 2009 was in fact on a Saturday, so who knows
@mamamia5905 Жыл бұрын
The buildup to the punchline was well worth it cause damn was that a crazy plot twist 😂 this guy is a great story teller
@malaikaal-amin2706 3 жыл бұрын
Young, very handsome, and beautiful voice, big smile and groovy baufont fro...what more can you ask for in a budding comedic performer👍
@juniorm641 2 жыл бұрын
Actually funny jokes
@petrosbabinn1695 2 жыл бұрын
Chill we here for the comedy 😂
@rayewb6507 3 жыл бұрын
Beth is a TRUE savage, this completely took me out.
@frozzytango9927 2 жыл бұрын
He was so so.. take too long to get tonthe point.
@lanmandragoran8337 2 жыл бұрын
@@frozzytango9927 Nope, you're just impatient. Find a faster comedian, his timing is on point for the rest of us.
@lanmandragoran8337 2 жыл бұрын
@@frozzytango9927 And jesus christ, never listen to dave chapelle, you'll tell someone he's the worst comedian on earth, then get mur-dered.
@lukelyon1781 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not gonna lie, I definitely was not expecting the part where she banged all of their dads and then married one lol
@frozzytango9927 2 жыл бұрын
@@lukelyon1781 coz the degeneration young generation of America, no surprise.
@yadsewnde8699 3 жыл бұрын
That's insanely dark/funny. I'm both impressed and appalled lol
@maryrosekent8223 3 жыл бұрын
I’m ready for the whole routine-no more piece-by-piece...he’s soooo good!
@greencupid1232 3 жыл бұрын
the look says the Jackson 5 went to Wakanda and I am HERE for it 👏
@TheMisterGuy Жыл бұрын
As advertised, that was really dark. Bonus, that shirt is amazing.
@leslieedwards7329 3 жыл бұрын
LOVE seeing new Josh Johnson! I know all his KZfaq stuff by heart already. I need more. Lol
@candiia.l.9365 3 жыл бұрын
When I tell you, I love Josh. I mean it. I can never not click on his face
@andrewgoltl1971 2 жыл бұрын
He's extremely well spoken and a great public speaker. My hats off to you!
@magpie.314 3 жыл бұрын
Wow he made friends with a club of budding psychopaths in highschool, glad he didn't end up as a skin suit
@timmccarthy9917 11 ай бұрын
Yet
@ladykatnip7698 2 жыл бұрын
Josh is amazing. His delivery and humor are on point. I can't wait to see how his comedy progresses as time goes on.
@heydeanie 2 жыл бұрын
Clearly what we've learned here is that Beth is the best prankster of all time lol
@josephgozie1615 2 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious and educative at the same time. Josh is really a wonderful comedian.
@christopherporto3902 3 жыл бұрын
Dude has great delivery. I can't wait to see more from him.
@vince615 2 жыл бұрын
You got me good in high school and now I’m your mom 😂
@bizijess 3 жыл бұрын
I just love to listen to him
@Loveunknown6853 3 жыл бұрын
With that afro and afro inspired top he's wearing I'm get MJ when he was in Jackson 5 vibes. This Set was sensational I truly enjoy Josh's storytelling and delivery of his jokes. More of this!
@Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa669 2 ай бұрын
I thought he reminded me of kid Rock. Very similar looking. Nah jk but you're racist for comparing black people with others just cause xyz
@Loveunknown6853 2 ай бұрын
@@Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa669 But I am black 😂 but get what you mean lol
@destinydavis3773 3 жыл бұрын
I had no idea where that last story was going omfg, I’m still laughing and feel guilty about it
@jaysonbunnell8097 3 жыл бұрын
Josh Johnson is my FAVORITE stand up comedian
@fightclub6291 3 жыл бұрын
Dude has some serious comedic chops….timing, story telling, perspective. Dude gonna be a monster in the best possible way….
@FRPWR 2 жыл бұрын
Dawg... This guy is something else! He definitely deserves FAR MORE recognition then he has right now. Because this was hilarious!
@Konstantinsen 2 жыл бұрын
Nicely delivered! It came off as like a sermon or a lecture but it was captivating and cleanly led to the punchlines. Also a hilarious reminder that we can be that charming and that cruel on the interwebs.
@elindauer Жыл бұрын
Josh Johnson looks like he just ran from his other job as an extra filming the Michael Jackson Thriller video to do this set. 😂❤ Love his comedy!
@fakshen1973 2 жыл бұрын
There was zero fat on that joke... perfect.
@itsmissross 2 жыл бұрын
Bro I knew it was going to be bad but damn. I can’t laugh yet, like wow 😭
@TWINPodcast 2 жыл бұрын
This was GOLD!
@trmahama6447 3 жыл бұрын
I was like "12 years ago? You're like 23." Nope he's 31
@saintfrederick333 3 жыл бұрын
Oh man this was so jacked up but funny as hell
@KDeek 2 жыл бұрын
"Don't feel bad for Beth."
@SaintTyree 3 жыл бұрын
That is so fuuuccked up 😂😂
@rainbomg 3 жыл бұрын
I love Josh Johnson SO MUCH
@kalla1180 3 жыл бұрын
Idk how to explain it, but he looks like a white, teenage boy in really well-done Jackson 5-era MJ blackface.
@Lamont2fly 2 жыл бұрын
this joke was amazing!
@jasminwilliams7097 Жыл бұрын
I love the way he tells stories 🤣🤣🤣
@nii_amart 2 жыл бұрын
Awesome storyteller.
@LaurenHayley16 2 жыл бұрын
Yes! I love Josh Johnson! Imma go watch this special right now. 🏃🏼♀️
@leiyashan3111 2 жыл бұрын
A comedy set without the crowd laughing just feels like a Ted talk
@mattheweburns 2 жыл бұрын
The long game knows no bounds
@lisaleach4782 Жыл бұрын
I'm a long game playing fool!!
@beetee801 3 жыл бұрын
Great story teller.
@succ_dragon5176 2 жыл бұрын
Valentine's day on 2008 was a Thursday. Sad 😞
@Blu3birdFr33dom Ай бұрын
Love the outfit and crown of glory….He is giving me the 70s, Black Power, Royalty. Kudos to you @joshjohnson. Thank you for sharing your take on life events in comedy, your delivery is so thought provoking…Great Job…..I have watched your new stuff, so now Im digging through the proverbial crates….still very delighted….👑
@paulperole 2 жыл бұрын
lol, I checked and Valentine's Day in 2009 really was on a Saturday. dope
@localfarang 2 жыл бұрын
First part sounded like the intro to a TED talk lmao.
@rayazkhan9498 2 жыл бұрын
“What are you doing, step-Beth?”
@FroggyGizmo 3 жыл бұрын
This dude: so those high school boys played with those girls emotions and probably traumatized her for life The audience: lmao
@wesgil0713 2 жыл бұрын
Two boys and 1 girl to 1 girl.
@williegeorges1733 2 жыл бұрын
Dawg this has to be the best prank ever
@ZeranZeran 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO Go Beth! Oh no.. oh yes.
@cosmictaint6072 3 жыл бұрын
This the only man whose hair line grows as his jokes get better
@PerfectlyImperfct 3 жыл бұрын
It almost sounded like he went to school with the impractical jokers lmao
@lazerlemon966 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my god! this literally took place on my exact birthday!
@mis7289 3 жыл бұрын
Can’t get enough of him😭
@scareglare 2 жыл бұрын
He has such a beautiful outfit on. Looks both regal and comfortable!
@siraftel7915 2 жыл бұрын
Lesson learner. : Never prank anyone named Beth. Thank you Josh
@Mr.Polite90 2 жыл бұрын
Well deserved revenge 😂
@potmki6601 2 жыл бұрын
i just watched it twice in a row because of how good of a story it was
@Fayanora 2 жыл бұрын
"Look at me. Look at me! I'm your mom now."
@ohtedros9969 2 жыл бұрын
Storytelling is amazing and funny ass delivery 🤣
@lukelyon1781 2 жыл бұрын
That is top tier level revenge.
@justbeingme7095 3 жыл бұрын
That airfro on point ☝️
@lashlarue7924 2 жыл бұрын
“Dark humor is like food; not everybody gets it.” - Mao
@kathleensircher6596 2 жыл бұрын
I love Josh
@roryrecords6405 2 жыл бұрын
I saw him live here in Minnesota and a lot of the bits from this special he performed there. It was a great time.
@ameenahholcomb7152 2 жыл бұрын
I’m guessing from the comments I’m the only one that looked up Valentine’s Day in 2008 and saw that it was a Thursday not a Saturday… so… um… yeah… but it was a hilarious story tho!
@asmauzurmi7547 2 жыл бұрын
12 years ago was 2009 though isn't it
@DWish808 3 жыл бұрын
That was a great story. lmao!
@ketchdeweese5771 2 жыл бұрын
im not sure i will ever recover from just how many layers that story had
@rantallaboutit 2 жыл бұрын
Not me trying to figure out if this story is true by fact checking to see if Valentine’s Day, 2008 was in fact on a Saturday [it was not] 😂😂 doesn’t make a difference though because Josh is hilarious. I’ve seen this video like 6 times now.
@blacktytrix 2 жыл бұрын
I wasn't expecting a comedic Ted talk when I clicked on this but I aint mad
@ashleyh6407 2 жыл бұрын
Love you Josh, but Valentine's day 2008 was a Thursday. It's 2021 now, I googled it while you finished the joke 😂
@Jonathanrsellers 3 жыл бұрын
This joke was brilliant 👌
@bluetmato3225 2 жыл бұрын
Very, very good ! 🤘
@layna-heyhey 3 жыл бұрын
that is the number 1 example of the "yall do too much" statement
@SotonskaTamburica 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant as always, I love his standup so much. Never a dull moment!
@emmaabdul-jabbar3458 3 жыл бұрын
My new favorite comedian!!!
@lusitano857 2 жыл бұрын
Good one 👌
@CharlesMosley129 2 жыл бұрын
why does he look like Michael Jackson in the We Are The World video IF the We Are The World video was shot in 1978?!!! i can't unsee it.
@drmorqWarrenProject 3 жыл бұрын
1975 Michael Jackson... right?
@thesocialmonk7837 3 жыл бұрын
@@jones8041 this comment so dark a cop almost shot it
@kingeatking 3 жыл бұрын
Thought the same thing 😂
@vee5881 3 жыл бұрын
They look nothing alike
@kingeatking 3 жыл бұрын
@@vee5881 are you blind!?
@drmorqWarrenProject 3 жыл бұрын
@@vee5881 have you seen MJ in 1975... wearing a jacket almost exactly like his.. I didnt say they had the same talent... I am taLKING ABOUT HOW THEY ARE EACH DRESSED.
@laurenm3148 Жыл бұрын
7:01 "...That's not all she did."
@klaasinsession Жыл бұрын
I need Beth's movie!!!!
@normalperson2629 2 жыл бұрын
Ok this is just cray
@jadabolar410 2 жыл бұрын
she's ICONIC
@MrNathancast 3 жыл бұрын
Part of this feels like a Ted talk
@tatica822 2 жыл бұрын
Favorite comedian man
@BlackWomenInComedyLaffFest 3 жыл бұрын
Damnnnnn that’s intense Josh…
@evan244 2 жыл бұрын
That is one of the most harshest prank ever.
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