nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

the spanish inquisition would still be around if they'd had trained drop bears as inquisitors.

I was way too slow to say this, I guess I wasn't ready for the Spanish Inquisition

No-one does.

Our chief weapon is fear!

But what about the moose!?

Moose bites can be pretty nasty…

Correct but that is nothing compair to the bite of the Nine of dimonds.. ​@@jamesindustryst

Sincerely, Gary the Wonder LLama......

I should hope so. The lack of empathy is appalling

This was unexpected.

Well, no one expects it….

I knew it was coming.

We all know nobody expects it!

nobody expects, oh dear...

I wasn't expecting that

As honest as any catholic apology video.After all,catholic church has had its controversies again and again.Do you trust their child rape records?O h,there aren t any.

It would make a smashing movie

no inquisition is a good inquisition.

Nobody expects…

I’ll bring the comfy chair.

Um. So why couldn't people be Jewish or Muslim or goddess/God worshippers. Elizabeth didn't care what you did behind closed doors just as long as you were faithful to the crown. She did not even want to kill Mary.

@@charlenebaganzmoore Elizabeth was Queen of England, not Spain. She really didn’t have much to play in this in the long run. But her older sister was a demon. It’s a good thing my ancestor had children before Bloody Mary had him executed.

Came here to say the same thing. Errata like this makes the rest of the information less reliable. They really need to work on accuracy in the Whistlerverse. Where is Lorelei to call out these blunders?

Was probably just forgetting to multiply by 100, leaving it in decimal instead of percentage, not that big of a mistake

@@maytheus I'll let you in on a secret about historians: a significant number of us are very poor at math. Don't let it throw you.

It’s a simple mistake but a HUGE one!

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So is the Muslim Conquest of Iberian Peninsula. Nobody talks about that. That’s kind of the precursor to all of these: inquisition, crusades, reconquista, etc.

Just doesn't have the same ring..."Nobody expects the Goan Inquisition!"

that wasn't expected.

The PT inquisition, the Captivity of Catholics by Tipu Sultan in Srirangapatnam, the Shivaji Wars and the exodus of Goan refugees to Mangalore - that area has so much neat history but is never popular enough to discuss!

​@@Stephanie-mx2cr because europe still has to take a few dozen thousands, it would go down less chill with people if they knew what their guests' ancestors did, the last time around. Idc either way, to be frank. Sins of the father and all that

Yep, and the witch thing didn't last long either because that was stupid mainly

I was not expecting that.

@@sizanogreen9900 Yep, history has many lies and hidden truths

Catholics just being Catholics. That is, violent liars when they have power. Let's not return to this.

Wait till you hear the truth about life under a caliphate.

When he went into his trial, wasn't he wheeled in with a box on his knees with his foot bones in it? I'm sure I read that somewhere.

But Jacques de Molay was FRENCH, killed by the FRENCH inquisition by order of the FRENCH king Philip IV.

Some truths just shouldn't be told.

@@eadweard. Nah, I'm happy history is started to be told the right way.

@@kikofriastenza9876 Oh maybe I misunderstood you. I thought you were saying you shouldn't say the SI weren't so bad, even if it's true.

@@eadweard. I think we are misunderstanding each other. I try yo say that I like the fact someone gives factual arguments about the SI instead of portraying them as the children of Darth Sidious. Edit: now that I've read my comment again... yeah I've phrased it pretty wrongly. I tried to say that I like the fact that efforts are being made to tell history correctly.

@@kikofriastenza9876 Not in this video.

Thank you for bringing up The History of The World part one...

It's all I could think about the entire video lol

Great. Now I have that song stuck in my head 🤣

Let's begin The inquisition Look out, sin! I know you're wishing That we'd go away But the inquisitions here And it's here to stay

Lol! I was gonna say that

Jewish colonizers? Why you filled with hate?

​@@UserUser45654 Inevitably? Colonizers? Do you mean the ones that founded a kingdom around three-four thosand years before Mohammed was born?

Quite accurate, fair and balanced work. Congrats and greetings from Spain

@@UserUser45654 Here we go with the JOOZ.

@@UserUser45654Wow we’re you there to witness these things? Amazing.

No one expects the Inquisition video

I never noticed it until you mentioned it but yeah it's there 😂

Where?

@@CasperInkyMagoo in his glasses if you zoom in and look at his glasses you can see the teleprompter

@@justme2848 it looks like the reflection of the same type of wall that’s to his right.

Probably is a stripbox light with a grid. In old days (2007) I worked at one university that teaches journalism. They had a studio, the teleprompter stayed below the camera, with the face to ceiling. In front of the camera had a glass to bend the light of the teleprompter to the eyes of the student. The letter of the teleprompter doesn't appear to the camera, It was this way to student read the text while look directly to the camera. In journalism when you look directly to the camera give a sensation the reporte is talking directly to you. Whit new tech I don't know how is the procedure today, but I doubt is much different.

Gross name.

Yes, it may not have been as bad as previously reported, it is still disgusting and horrendous abuse towards people just for their beliefs. Today we would call it genocide and humanitarian crimes. Nothing to be proud of. I'm truly surprised people align themselves with religious organizations who have such evil pasts.

The truth that people were tortured for witch craft by a ….oh never mind but putting a nice spin on a pretty horrid history still makes it a pretty horrid history. Saying the other guy was worse doesn’t make it any better. It was a backwards brutal age.

​@@johnkrol9649 Gross, racist comments elsewhere too.

​@@johnkrol9649Judging by some of his other comments on this channel, his approval should be a damning indictment of this video.

We know you're wishin' That we'd go awaaaaaaaay

When de Torquemada came up, all I could think about was "face it. You can't Totquemada anything!" I think many of us need to watch this video. All I know about the Spanish Inquisition is that they put on musical numbers, had synchronized swimming nuns, and they tortured jews.

Auto de fe, what's an Auto de fe? It's what you shouldn't have done but you did anyway! 🥳

Same!

That's the only song I'd do for karaoke.

He has about 500 other channels you need to check out

Salem, Massachusetts, USA, home of the infamous Witch Trials, has likewise capitalized on horror tourism.

There was a other nations around the world worst but pick Spain for others reason let look at united States and others but at time it was not named Spain but details later it was not the people it other powers and to many wars that was uncontrollably there in Europe and the new world there to this but why that details later

It seems in medieval Spain the H and F were exchangeable "Fazer", "Hacer", "Facto", "acto", from Latin, then Arabic influence, etc. Many changes have affected the language that's why the H exists even though silent, it is a relic of a time when it was a sound

Our chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise... Our two weapons

It was quite expected, for a change

Spaniards were pretty awful though

@@1marcelo of course they were, as much as everyone else though. But way way less than the Black Legend propaganda says so and was the most progressive judicial system of its time, as this video explains so well.

@@summerwell8262 I don't know about their justice system but they seem to have been pretty backwards in everything while they were expelling the jesuits and Arabs, and also committing horrendous massacres in the Americas. I don't think everyone else was awful on the same scale.

Do you only have access to Spotify at work? Just play it on KZfaq, close the screen and put on headphones. You don't have to watch it.

@@Nylak-Otteryou need KZfaq premium to listen to it while your phone is locked. Most people don’t have KZfaq premium.

Fun fact: thanks to Torquemada, the Church was forbidden to draw blood during torture or execution. Hence the emphasis on the rack, hanging, and burning at the stake.

Glad you made it through. The Christian Nationalists here in the US would like to take us back to these times, all the while yelling about Sharia Law and not seeing they want nearly the same things.

@@fett713akamandodragon5great point. Religious fundamentalism is strikingly similar regardless of the religion.

​​@@fett713akamandodragon5which Christian nationalists would do that in the United States. Let's remember that there is no dominant Christian sect in the United States. Most people who are labeled Christian nationalists simply want to return part of our culture to the 1950s noting that under false neutrality, the United States government is pushing atheism and cultural Marxism.

I doubt your claim to be an ex-Muslim. Based upon the fact that no Muslim or even ex-muslim I have ever met calls Sharia "Sharia Law", since the word Sharia already means law and any actual Muslim knows saying "Sharia Law" is incorrect and will almost always correct non-muslims who say it.

​@@bipolarminddroppings That's like saying someone who says PIN number obviously has never owned a bank account 😉

Thinking of yourself with a video like this? Pretty telling.

@@travisj05 What can I say, I'm a very naughty boy 🤷‍♂️

@@1Thomkro LOL the best reply possible. Touché my friend. Sincerely hope you enjoy your weekend.

@@travisj05 and to you sir :)

You must be very inquisitive.

That is entirely in line with the prisons used

But when you put it like that…not so bad. Right?

Nonsense! No one expects comments not expecting the Spanish Inquisition!

"I would like to give your accommodations 5 stars, but I cannot approve of your checkout procedure."

Which is saying something of their contemporaries. Just because it is better doesn't mean it is good for your health to be in one.

He didn't say women

If 5 out of 29 women died in prison that means that 0.00023% of prisoners died

@@pietersleijpen3662 Agreed. It's like choosing hanging over impalement.

The Spanish Inquisition was Western thinking. So was chattel slavery So we're the Nazis. So was Apartheid. The idea that human rights are only something valued in a modern Eurocentic world view is myopic both to the legacy of other global people who learned barbarism from the colonizers and the history of Europe and the USA less than a lifetime ago.

Archeologist calls bs

You can’t Torquemada anything!

Or the soft cushions?

@@hughjass1044 "Confess, woman!"

@@azmike3572Confess! Confess!! CONFESS!!!

@@markvoelker6620 Okay, okay--I confess...that I love the comments!!

@@azmike3572 Comedy genius for these hard times.

I believe it's connected with a commonly worn Jewish hat.

It is a penitent cap. Think about it as a modern day orange suit.

There is no defense of Christians being judge and jury over others for practicing other religions without harming other folks.

The fact that they were methodical, rigorous, evidence -based and relatively polite about burning people alive for practicing other religions in an area that had been happily and peacefully multi-cultural and religiously pluralistic until very recently honestly makes it creepier. It brings to mind the machinery of the Holocaust.

​@@TalisguyI think an important difference is that the Nazis tried to hide the Holocaust, burning records and evidence etc, while the inquisitors were fastidious in their record keeping. Which is to say, the inquisitors did not think they were doing anything wrong while the Nazis did. Intent is important, especially when judging events in the past.

@@Talisguy it was never happily multicultural lol. you people live in a fantasy world.

Still. Any form of torture is ridiculous when forcing people to convert to Catholicism, or forced to confess to being a witch, a stupid idea, but people back then were fanatical in their superstition. Why else would Catholics be hated like they were and still are? The past was the worst.

In the Americas it was hardly active.

@@13sempere mostly true since the "natives" were outside it's control. I remember once being at a birthday lunch where the person sitting next to me had a bad case of Dunning-Kruger and insisted that "millions" of natives were put to death. When I challenged this I got the classic DK defence "Well in my opinion ..." The biggest trial was in fact in Mexico city in the 17th Century and the vicitms were homosexual men!

12 died, all Protestants... According to records available.

50 deaths in 3 centuries. Mostly colonizers. And the General Inquisitor was Bartolome de las Casas, an overall supercool dude.

"War does not determine who is right, only who is left." -Bertrand Russell

@@tamarinmangold1414 We are all survivors of war, my grandfathers family was from East Prussia, German. Excellent quote.

@@tamarinmangold1414 War does determine who is right. It's infused into all the history books you study.

It’s a war of decolonization. The inquisition was meant to root out stay behinds who could help the Moors and Jews re-colonize the country. Remember North Africa is just a short distance from the peninsula.

Religion itself is a waste of time. Wasting the precious and short lived hiccup of consciousness between oblivions that we call life, in an effort to convince oneself that eternal life awaits is insanity.

What about massive child rape culture?

They can and have been compared to it. It is rather simple and many similarities are too obvious to even rattle off without sounding flippant and risking the eager aggressiveness of the “Mr. Obvious” police(people who look for people they can criticize for sharing information they feel is not worth their time because “everyone” supposedly already knows it). There are many differences that provide an interesting contrast between the movements. This only makes the topic of discussing all 3 movements together more compelling and lends the discussion much validity. Listen, it is likely that we are expressing subjective opinions, even though we might be using objective data to inform those opinions, so dont take my comment as antagonistic. I do not desire to just marginalize your comment. It just successfully inspired me to explore the idea and I appreciate that. We could easily keep this going and share all of the nuances available to maybe gain some additional insight together. I would be interested to know your experience and process that led you to the comment you made.

why not?

The Crusades were literally Jihads. It is the exact translation.

You’ll note our little error though. Freedom of religion. We gave them freedom to get as big and powerful as they please, do as they please, hold offices, make laws in their ways. The church is bigger than the government. We really needed was from *from* religion.

America wasn't founded on Freedom of Religion. First Nation's people wouldn't have had to have their hair cut, children seperated from their families to be brain-washed to rid them of their 'Pagan' beliefs, in Religious run torture 'orphanages/schools'. There wouldn't be this 'Muslim Hate', happening now. Back in the African Slavery times, the slaves were forced into Christian belief. Infact a Bible for Slave-Owners' was published and sold - with 'selected' sections from the Bible, to be read to the slaves.

No, the Pilgrim Fathers actually fled the freedom of reliigion in the Dutch Republic, the fact that they went back to England for the crossing doesn't change that. They were prudes who feared the influence on their children of protestants less uptight about the naughty bits.

@admdubya2107 no, lol. You only survive tiday because of a society created by religious people.

@@AmonAnon-vw3hr Christianity was born in the already existing Roman Empire. The “survival” parts of society have been built by scientists, engineers, doctors, etc etc etc that may have happened to be Christian or Muslim but didn’t learn farming or trigonometry from the Bible. As for me specifically…I could go live in a tent in the woods I don’t need any society to keep me alive.

This video is weirdly pro-catholic and pro-inquisition. Whole lotta apologetics going on.

@@korstmahler That's an international trend, probably coming from the USA's racialized hisoriography. Just like portraying the Dutch revolt/80 years war for independence as just another religious war, it wasn't, it was a war for religious tolerance which the protestants could do when they ruled and the catholics couldn't. The 80-years war was probably the first war in which propaganda played a significant role, but the Inquisition part was very real. The fact that is was highly legalized in an orderly manner and did mild sanctioning too doesn't mean it wouldn't have been terrible for true protestants. Large scale prosecution of witches wasn't very protestant either, the English loved it but they do no represent protestantism of that time because they never protested anything. In the Netherlands witch prosecution almost ended with the end of catholic rule.

This is a video about the Spanish inquisition in Spain, not the causes for the Dutch revolt. Some dutch cities councils joined the revolt (similar to the earlier bauern krieg in HRR) because they want to maintain financial autonomy. The religious argument was a convenient cover. Main issue here: revolt is never legit, thus a black legend is reinforced. That's propaganda. Replacing the black legend with a white legend indeed won't suffice either however. In the early days of the revolt, with the crisis of legitimacy in the low countries, their leaders sought a replacement sovereign state-figure: the duke of Leicester, the duke of Anjou. This all failed. Tensions also were felt on the British isles. Don't forget the threat of the massive Spanish Armada in 1588, the main reason why the British hence forwards built a grand navy.

@@wessel754 The Spanish installed an inquisition, and later the council of troubles or blood council, doing about the same. That ended up in English propaganda, and was quite an accurate image of inquisition by Spanish rule, technically that is not the Spanish Inquisiton. That is what the English would have got if the Armada hadn't been fenced off or the Dutch not blocking the invasion troops. Dutch cities wanted to maintain autonomy, they claimed their ancient rights and privileges which included dealing with religious matters themselves, i.e. having religious tolerance and no inquisition. The medieval taxation not fitting an economy of traders and increased to finance the war and prosecution of their fellow people didn't help, but the freedom of conscience and therefor how to believe in god was codified in the Union of Utrecht. The Spanish were highly surprised about how unpopular the public torture and burnings at the stake were in the Netherlands, also in catholic eras. In Spain those drew huge enthousiastic crowds. There was just very little appetite for imposing religion.

@@DenUitvreter Whether the propaganda effective or accurate is, is speculation. The black and white myths are still very dominant. Stateformation is a process made by elites. In 17th century there were no free elections or modern democracy. Within the 17th century republic there was an intern dispute between gormanists and arminians; predetermination or free will. This dispute got politicized between Oldenbarnevelt and Maurits, and pamfleteert amongst the crowd. When war resumed in 1621, the military odds in 1629 were in favour of the durch republic, peace negotiations initiated by Philips IV stranded. No public catholic worship (thus so far the argument of religious tolerance). The Schelde canal remained closed, because the economic position of Holland could not be harmed.

C’mon bro, you know it was pretty chill. Relatively speaking…

@@arlesthegreat Don't think you can salami-slice away my objections to the practice, dustant cuz.

"Not as bad as commonly believed" isn't the same as "awesome".

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

THIS!

There never is, the secular authorities are only secular by name but they are practically loyal and aligned to the church officials. The Clery already have everyone so loyal the townsfolk are practically their lackeys. The Inquisitors can get their "death punishment" and not lift a finger because they know everyone will do it for them. Which makes sense since the clergy have the influence to instilled that train of thought in the first place.

Now we're living in a kind of techno-feudal anarcho-tyrannical transnationalist socialist/global socio-fascist era in which religion/cultism has returned within state and that religion/cult is known as Hegelian cultism/woke cultism.

Are you having a brain meltdown?

@MetalMouse67 it's true.

I’m sure you hold many modern secular superstitions lol

@@MrMustang13 go and eat a bible kiddo.

Me too, they were totally misunderstood, gentle folk really!😉

It's a purple bump. No, that's the Neck Romancer.

No one, expects the Portuguese inquisition!

@@johnhaworth7034 true, but it was there.

Do you mean you expected him to tell the truth - or you _didn't_ expect him to tell the truth?

I heard it was actually pretty fun. No bedtime, no forced teeth brushing, eat whatever was within reach of your shackles on the dungeon floor. Regular medieval Holliday like