**sneezes in Donald duck**

laughing so much 😂😂😂😂

Everybody dies laughing

Ha PoOf!

Eq-*_POOF_*

Michael Furtado Comparing Their UNO series’ Barbra and Stranger Thing’s Barbra makes me have confused feelings about Barbra.

@I don’t like Lgbt people Nobody cares

Michael Furtado u right

Michael Furtado What about “heart of the cards”? :P

@@liammorris9372 I could only come up with those 4 but that would've been smarter.

Close to my version: Æpöœûgh!

"Translate to English"

@@singleplayer286 ye

@@Shad0wSlayer07 “ye” (translate to English) “ye”

I like that this comment has an option to be translated to English

I wouldn't say relived, just taken avack that its even a possibility

@@plexyglass429 ya

Better than original

thats 2 songs mixed. which one is better than the original?

You’re a wanted man, Mr. Morgan.

This is chaotic

How to anger every country music fan in five seconds.

Lol.

You right

During another stream, Bob smashed his finger on his microphone about 2 minutes in.

if you have the captions on it says (bob: sneezes in auto-tune)

haplouiflf

And now Bob is going to be!

@@nichole_bmx8313 huh?

@@lemonywater2979 Bob recently announced that his wife is expecting!

Time stamp?

18:18

*You close?*

Let it die Please

I remember seeing comments like this on Unus Annus videos, saying that it reminded people of these videos. Finally, it has come full circle

PLUS ULTRA!!!! Edit: If you don't understand where this Is from, it's from My Hero Academia, an anime

To all the people saying let it die, it's memento mori, not damnatio memoriae. The whole point of the channel was that all we had left after the year was the memories, not to pretend like it didn't exist at all, just like what you would do with a loved one that passed.

Apt

Oh...you right

@@folkuey_artster YOU RIGHT!

Paradox Edge however you have to be more clever to come up with a good insult without using curses, or slurs, or anything like that. It’s the sign of a great word weaver to be able to do that.

Why isn't this the top comment 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂

If someone actually said that to me, it would destroy what's left of my self-esteem

They call marks mushroom the punisher

“You four-card taking card taker!”

I looked down to the comments 2 seconds before he said that and this was the first comment I saw

U goth

Yeah, that’s hilarious.

😂

I think Mark did, he was laughing so hard

Mark: (extreme laughing fit)

MintMainia Thank you xD it was by far the best way to start an episode xD

Autumn Smith you’re very welcome!🤣

Ha PoOfh

It sounds like some kind of food you’d take in a Mario game and it did something to you

Sounds like bob got punched while zipping up his jacket

this timestamp is a blessing

funniest shit i’ve ever watched

@@opposedlime Thank you.

I'm your 1500th like (is this a trend now btw)

@@seemslegit614 Awesome. I like this trend.

Lixian is an S-tier editor. The small details make everything so much better

The same day they recorded bigfoot.

16:00

As a person who is left footed, I do not find this insult offensive

@@acekabogen reclaiming a slur 😌

Press that like button and make it 1k, you flashy-eyed belly basher!!

0:09

@Wildy Duce your point?

Susan was having a coffee shortage

Description: WaDE DisLocaTED hiS HAnd

@@bunko_fuck4379 his point is that it was funny and he laughed

Liar!

Sike !

Yeah, yeah! You are just mad that they didn't pick your insults, Mr. Shakespeare!

@@dragos_creations u right

Your play Romeo and Juliet sucks

Yes. But still... hapLoOuF

Because it’s hilarious 😌🤣

@Hannah Smith lol i’m not!! that’s nothing to get mad about haha

@Hannah Smith Issa joke

hapoof

Oh, thanks

Make this into a compilation please omg

ty flando

Thanks man. Must have taken you a long time to make this comment.

u god

Your profile pic... Oh Oh no

@@huhimhere170 oh yes

Ricardo Milos your profile is everything

@@TheResidentevilfan99 do I have permission to kill the dead meme

:D

it's someone, it's BOB

Julio Jacob Shit you're right, I was too focused on Mark to notice

I literally sneezed right after Bob.

No one: Bob: Ah-PoOf! Everyone: *dies*

i actually died laughing at it xd

Memento Mori

I threw money at a thug and he ran away with it. So I guess it works.

@I don’t like Lgbt people oh god

As I read this I heard it in the video 😂

@@xilogex7403 Just report him, he's everywhere and he's dumb like a rock

Life Is Random haven’t you played assassin’s creed? That’s a game where it works :)

@I don’t like Lgbt people Oh my God it's you! Weren't you the one who said marks niece deserved to die?! I thought you hated Mark!

I don’t like Lgbt people bruh this dude is a bitch talking about KZfaqrs family members then self promoting on marks channel

@@marsglare that's who I thought it was. Screw off you sexist flat footed pants wearer!

That One Cool Gamer I think??????

That One Cool Gamer I didn’t really say anything about gay people

4:07

SportzSoldier15 GD 😂😂😂😂😂😂

TF YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

Why doesn’t mark curse any more?

I love that part XD

Time stamp?

@@yellow0reos337 11:51 :3

It was such a good impression! Way to go Wade!😁

@@MicaelaB. That OH was the best also I love how he didn't say anything weird with the Elmo voice XD

He's not wrong

Either way it's correct

i would like this comment but its at sixty nine so have fun

@@Sparkle-hn1vr You're now my favourite person xD

@@Marshushu what's this 'favorite person' i hear you speak of? Im afraid i havnt heard of this concept before XD

Put it on slowmo please good Lord

@@Verecundius it's from another game of Uno that Mark posted

Antasma I think it’s either in “Thou shalt be skipped” or “Your gonna laugh”😂

I'm p sure it's from "A card of a thousand truths" a bit over halfway into the vid

@@Verecundius i think its on the You're Gonna Laugh vid

To be fair, I'm pretty sure PETA doesn't care unless they get to kill said goat. XD

Memento mori

@I don’t like Lgbt people how were you "brave" enough to make that name

I don’t like Lgbt people No

Why dose Mark suddenly care about demonetization. He play fnafb for god's sake!

@I don’t like Lgbt people No I never will

nice profile picture.

Biamond ._. Did they actually say that?

Are they though? No post today about it

*YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!*

NooooooooooooooooooOoooOOOoOoOoOoOooOOoOoo

Has Mark played "layers of fear 2" or "thief simulator" yet? Or how about he just uploads 100+ more videos of Amnesia....

KZfaq:r u playing a yellow 2?

@Gray Stars you just have them a free turn reverse cards don’t reflect stuff

.

@@vincentfaragalli9427 r/woooosh

uno reverse card r/uno

I was wondering why he said that again X3

so nice it happened twice

Do you mean "WADE LITERALLY EXPLODES IN RAGE | UNO" ? Because that´s one of my favorites and he uses the pre-recorded thingy alot :p

Tiny Fishy same here! Love that one, although I tend to watch the episodes a lot 😆 because they’re great

Barbara

@@synicat7839 u right!

you riight

XD LOL

Ayyyeee same

solidarity

its west Virginia *

Im a West Virginian too! :3

It's a fairly common thing to say, could be a mha reference

basically

Facts

ummm actually its "oh sir! the insult simulator" *adjust glasses*

Sammy Cool, Your cousin’s car smelt of elderberries and secretly admires your face, and that’s all I have to say about that!

Bro force 321, it’s adjusts glasses, not “adjust glasses.”

Bump

Can confirm that. On polish version, title says to fuck a KZfaqr named JT and he puts a link to some other KZfaqr to frame him.

Oh boy someone found a way to make KZfaq fall apart even more.....how sarcastically wonderful

But its auto gen Did he remove a translation option?

Apparently the person being advertised in the desc. doesn't have anything to do with it, and since there's no evidence against him that means you shouldn't say that the ad is for himself.

@I don’t like Lgbt people Are you actually that desprete

@I don’t like Lgbt people No

ALMOST ONE MINUTE

@I don’t like Lgbt people Reported for spam.

That One Cool Gamer I’ll do it too

Hell yeah dude. Ageeed

YES YES YES

You right

Yep.

Micky Mouse girlfriend pregnant suicide nursery rhymes FOR KIDS!

Lol

…………………………………

@Evan Sharp 18:22

I honestly thought that Wade was going to say that he was pregnant

@@GreetingsFineCitizen he??? :)

BenefitsBens yes He. Pregnancy has been a sexist act for a while now, “Only women can get pregnant” and we call ourself equal...Wade is a trail-blazer in Male Pregnancy.

The way that rhymes reminds me of Blues Clues. Never liked that cartoon. Always annoyed me for some reason.

Cameron Don Probably because it was half cartoon and half live-action? That’s why I didn’t like it.

@@6709ify I mean I hated it and they probably hated for a reason on their own, I hated it because it made no sence

I'm the 666th like. You're welcome.

*Angelic

Lol!

I didn't even get past the 30 second mark because I was laughing so hard and replaying that moment. So hard that I made some quiet, high pitched squeaks

Lol Wade literally cursed at 0:59.

Feep Entertainment Nope, he rolls over juuuust at 1:00

Mark translator giving jt hate look at vid by jt trust me and r/jacksepticeye and r/markiplier on reddit

Yeah, censoring like that even counts- Imagine playing a game that has a lot of loud beeping noises :')

i wonder if a new meta will happen where the first minute is just blank silence and then the video begins

"I got money in the bag."

Noahretical STOP MAKING FUN OF ME WITH THAT HEART EVEN IF I DON'T HAVE ONE

Shaye_Serena elly basher

Shaye_Serena but hey. He got monetized

I got to "belly bash-" before the ad...

Wow, even KZfaq ads have the most comedic timing... LOL!

That's when you quickly exit out and click it again. If another ad... do again

"But i want you to call me daddy"

@@_Michaelis_ *no*

@@Dogaojuiz *Yes*

Hey just to tell u ur at 666 likes

@@boywiththebreee3599 Thank you, sad I missed the golden moment.

Lmaoooo right? 😂😂😂

Put it in 0.5 speed... your welcome. 🤣

@@phantomray1648 that sneeze.. then the wheeze 😂

It sounds like he’s spitting.

Avacrido :V right?! 🤣

Nice profile pic! I love that game!

Hey! EJM White, you must be new.... you have a lot to learn...

C O N N O R!!! MY BABYYYY

YOUR PFP IS PURE PERFECTION. MWAH

matching profile pictures.

Wut?

I lost my entire brain cause of uno. Which is strange cause I never had one.

@@eldritchlemon XD I LOVE YOU

You gotta admit they had us in the first half

Don't forget monopoly

Is that a dragon ball thing?

@@slasherchild5871 Recording: Yes In all seriousness yes, That's a dragonball thing, In Z when goku went ssj3 he said in the dub "And This, is to go, Even, Further Beyond"

@@xenowreborn Oh damn. Sounds super badass

Charlett Sophine right 😂❤️

I did

Charlett Sophine I’ve watched every video at least 20 times

the fuck is that pfp

OR it might be Lixian occasionally

Maybe

He's (very technically) a Disney employee

Bump

How did this issue just start for these big channels...? Are people just taking advantage of this now or is it a technical problem

@@MrsCurioCheerio people is just taking advantage of it, but KZfaq finally banned the channel that was self-promoting in pewds videos

MrsCurioCheerio it sucks really 😕

Ikr he got 24M subs from that

Wait I'm kinda confused what's going on?

@@RisingShadowslost if you have your youtube in other language than english, english videos might have a traduction made by the viewer. The problem is that people exploit this to promote themselves and say whatever they thince it's rarelly verified.

@@dielhey ohhhh that's mad fuckin shady tbh

Fyi, you dont have to say traductions, you can just say subtitles, traductions is spanglish and doesnt mean anything if you dont speak spanish.

Bump

I've seen several comments that attempted to spell that moment, and this is by FAR the best.

@@robjohnsonmusicandgaming glad you like it!

Same I've seen this so many times, gets me EVERY time

That sneeze made my day lmao

That would sound good

I literally was JUST thinking about that!!! I may... 🤔

I agree, swearing is becoming not really funny so seeing them trying to NOT swear is quite amusing

Some 90s Slasher Disagree Funny is subjective, and cursing can be funny when used appropriately

I thought them trying to cobble up random insults on the fly was significantly funnier than just screaming *"fUCK YOU"* every time

@@CrystalRose1111 if funny is subjective how can you say cursing can be funny if used correctly as if it’s a fact?

@@cadmallard Because it is a fact? Cursing all the time is just... well, normal, and like anything else, can be funny in the appropriate scenario.

It's really over when Jack starts to do it too.

Salami R0se 《Myosotis》 just wait for when that day comes

Salami R0se 《Myosotis》 If Jack censors his videos then I quit watching KZfaq, I understand YT is trying to make everything PG but cuss words are everywhere. You can’t block them all from flying.

@@DianeBarnes76 yeah I hear worse from my teachers and classmates and I don't curse, just because you hear it doesn't mean you have to repeat it

@@DianeBarnes76 They literally have a youtube kids ap I don't know why they're ruining this platform.

well that would be a lot of money :DD

That's a lot of damage

duuude that's such a good point

the demonization is a random event triggered by breathing

two more things I'd like to point out after reading through some similar topics in the comments. A censored curse draws more attention to the use of a curse than an uncensored curse, and taking away cursing from a character's speech pattern can sometimes ruin the impact the creator was initially going for with the mentioned character. Try writing lines for a character with completely different speech patterns from what you're used to using. Imagine doing that and getting used to it for all the characters in a project. Now imagine having to rewire how the characters talk in some cases just because you've developed them to swear a lot. It might end up making a character that felt natural with the original concept feel unnatural. Cursing can in some cases add to that impact. Expecting someone to write the character differently or be punished just cause you're not a fan of cursing is kind of killing a part of the creative freedoms creators should have. I'm not saying characters and speech patterns can't be written without cursing, I'm saying some feel unnatural without it. Forced because a writer is so used to writing their characters a certain way. This applies to KZfaq with Skits, animations, letsplays, etc.

I got an ad that said “ass” in it...