Wade: *Asks what creampie is* KZfaq: Hey listen, you’re going to laugh.

Mark and Bob desperately trying to change the subject: Wade: *keeps talking about cream pie*

16:30 If you track Wade's original hand that he had a feeling about, you can actually see that the winning hand was the hand he had originally.

Mark: *leaning back on his chair and not looking at the screen while his timer runs out* My anxiety: 📈📈📈📈📈📈📈

Nobody: Bob “I’ve got a problem to this solution”

Classic Wade, the man who manages to dislocate his wrist while doing Jazz Hands.

30:44 W: "Bob, you remember the-a, the brawl where i was telling everyone all day that i was getting a henti tattoo instead of saying the word henna?" B: "You mean the B e s t day of my life?.... M: *Giggles* B: "..Yeah, i recall that"

wade on new years of 2020: i have a feeling this is gonna be a good year guys

" oh I don't want to socially isolate myself to stop he spread of the coronavirus, but I *do want to be banished from the kingdom for the good of all people* " this is what we're calling it now

Right as Wade screamed "KILL THE BABIES" my nine month old nephew starts crying. He senses the danger of the predator..... no...... the Wadetor

Wade: calls Mark ‘Daddy’ Mark: I don’t like that Bob: calls Mark ‘Daddy’ Mark: doesn’t say anything at all about it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

3:45 Wade didn't know but he just saw the future with the OnlyFans

Mark: I'm gonna get demonitised, can you tone it down. Wade: *KILL THE BAYBES*

Mark: "Are you you googling it?" Wade: "I'm not, my whole chat just went: No! Please don't!"

“I’ve got a problem to this solution” -said Bob some years ago in a raging game of Uno

"What were you doing in my office for 2 hours?!" "Do you need me to explain it to you?" Underrated moment.

Any other AI: *exists* Wade: Heh, I've got this. Barbara: *exists* Wade: *nervous sweating*

The second Wade asked what a cream pie was. Me: “Please tell me he’s joking.” Mark: “Wade you’re 30 years old.” Me: “Oh no, he’s not.”

28:49 Wade tried to summon Googleplier and Mark just went, "Nope. Do it yourself. Go."

Mark: that one older sibling that knows way more than they should Bob: that one relative who never knows what is happening Wade: that one kid who just started health class and is learning about some stuff and is now asking his older brother (Mark)

"Everyone lies when they have the chance" Why is no one talking about that perfect quote?

Me: Wade has no idea? About what? *watches video* Wade: “What is a cReAm pIe?” Mark: “Look it up on stream.” Me: * immediate fear* oh dear god

I love how Wade screams like he's being murdered in every Uno video. XD

26:45 Mark’s “Nooooooo. Stooooop.” now lives in my head rent-free.

The CreamPie Stream would go great with The Bonercast

Mark: **should replace his boom arm** Mark: *I will never financially recover from this*

Wade: “I’m a monkey’s paw of sorts” English class is finally paying off

Mark: “yeah, we were five feet apart” Me: *nodding sagely* ah, so it’s safe and also not gay

"goochie goochie goo, right around the scrotum." Our dearest Wade... No one ever knows what your ever talking about, but we love you anyways. yours truley, a confused a slightly concerned fan.

Someone: "Markiplier is kid friendly." Markiplier: "Pull up google images right now and look up what creampie means."

Mark: Cream in my pie, am I right guys? Lixian editing this: *NOPE* 28:34

4:23 Mark being inappropriate during a charity stream and Wade learns something new about his office. 27:30 cream that Wade doesn’t know

Opens video *"Stupid Wade"* Well that's how you know it's a true Uno video

Wade: Bob do u remember the brawl where I was telling everyone all day that i was getting an *hentai tattoo* instead of saying the word "henna"? Bob: You mean *the best day of my life* ? ok but this bit killed me lmao

I never realized how much I needed a pocketknife-sized chainsaw in my life until Wade mentioned it.

21:09 This is just a note for myself in the future. Gods I love Wade xD

This is for Wade. Step 1: boil some heavy cream and sugar, mixing it. Step 2: mix some corn starch with some water Step 3: mix eggs with the corn starch Step 4: temper egg mix with warmed cream Step 5: return all to pan and mix until thicc, mixing constantly Step 6: once thick, add butter and vanilla. Step 7: spread over flattened plastic wrap, covering to prevent a film. Step 8: once cooled, place in cooked pie shell. Step 9: Eat. That's a cream pie. Glad i could help Pro tip: adding Chocolate makes it better.

My favorite quote in this whole thing... Wade: Then what were you doing in my office for two hours?! Mark: Dude.. *_do I need to explain._*

21:10 Wade: "Kill the beybees!" Anybody else getting GMOD's Prophunt vibes? "Boil Babies, Boil Babies" xD

"Stupid wade" **Screams of anguish** (Time skip) "Oh! Al!"

Everyone else: playing uno normally Wade: Ive been a bad boy! Skip me again Mark daddy!

Why is no one talking about the fantastic moment when Bob just started saying "you" over and over again and then admitted that it sounded like race cars in his head so he couldn't stop?! I could not stop laughing! 18:51

Wade: Remember when I went around telling everyone I was gonna get a hentai tattoo? Bob: You mean the best day of my life?? Yes, I remember.

Wade: I'm turning in my Mark Google Card. Me: Yes, Googleplier. Tell us what it means. Googleplier: *Absolutely not.*

Mark playing with Wade and Bob: *rather calm speaking tone * Mark playing with Jack and Pokimane : *loud chaotic screaming*

12:27 Bob: “I’ve got a problem to this solution”

12:44 That Wade's Face With The Voice Kills Me Everytime

The fact Wade started off by saying "I have a feeling this is gonna be a good game" then to automatically get screwed and start singing "Amazing Grace" was comedy gold! 😂 I'm also very concerned for Wade's mental health...

me and my D&D group call "Social distancing" "Staying out of Melee range."

24:44 to 24:54 is my favorite 10 seconds of Mark ever. Period.

29:00 Wade be using Googleplier.

Wade: *makes fun of JP for accidentally saying he was going to do a Bukkake stream Also Wade: *accidentally says he's going to get a hentai tattoo AND do a cream pie stream Goddamn it Wade XD

**everyone else playing uno normally* wade: pie equals peepee

19:41 can we appreciate how perfect this deck is? He has a special card for each color and a +4

26:50 Just gonna come back to this in 10 years

Mark: "Don't worry we were 5 feet away from each other." Me: "IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE 6 FEET!!!!!!!"

Mark: “I hit my WHOA everyday” *shakes his chair with arms wide spread*

20:55 this should be the intro because you listen to it and think “what has my life come to”

12:42 I laughed for like 10 minutes straight

THe amount of times Mark almost missed a turn was anxiety inducing

When they were saying "Mark" in the pirate accent it sounded like when Jacksepticeye says Mark's name. To me and least

24:45 I hit the whoa everyday

Mark: Throws out thousand dollar computer setups whenever he changes office. Also Mark: This boom arm... I can't part with this. (2:11)

Bob: *being nice just by playing a 7 and switch his hand with Mark to win* Me: *still thinking that Ja-Sean (Jack) has yet to win Uno against Mark*

Mark: "Wade I'm gonna get demonetized can you tone it down?" Wade: "KILL THE BABIES!!!!" XD

23:48 Me when the boys start roasting me.

This title should have been changed to *I've got a feeling this is going to be a GOOD game*

Wade: Honestly, I don't know what a cream pie Mark: I feel like I failed him as a friend.

Edit: love the comments guys 🤣 Wade: "what's a cream pie?" Mark and Bob: *Wade you are 30 years old* laughing in the distance

14:55 Mark: "Man, this going the opposite of good." Me: So you're turning it around↩

"Nyoom nyooom nyoooom nyoooom" "No no no no" "That started out as a bit but turned into race cars driving past in my head"

Wade: "I'm gonna be a politician someday." Earlier Wade: "KILL ALL THE BABIES!"

Mark and Bob: You are 30 wade, go look it up- Also them: Ask Molly, she should know- *what are they implying*

Mark: I can throw out this 50,000 dollar pc Also mark: I can’t afford to throw out my10 dollar boom arm

13:21 Bob's cards: Unooooooo Dusty's cards: UnUnUnUnUnUno Wade's cards: UUUUUUno

Wade: Hey bob remember the day I went around telling everyone I’m getting a hentai tattoo when I meant henna Bob: you mean the best day of my life?

“wade has no idea” when did he ever have a clue

When he said pocket size chainsaw it literally took me like 3 minutes to stop laughing

The mic drop achievement was so perfectly timed 😂 14:13

Mark playing FNAC: “don’t call me daddy” (it was either in FNAC or Mario Maker). Mark playing Uno: “Daddy Mark will skip you!”

If Wade was called John these three would have the most generic names in the history of youtube trios

22:56. The way Bob says "No" is so funny! He sounds like a demanding child who thinks they're in charge!

Missed opportunity Mark: :How many people are in that room?" Wade: *"UNO!"*

when they play uno it’s just them saying “oh no”, swearing and weird nonsense which is relatable for some odd reason edit: since they literally represent my last 3 brain cells trying to communicate edit 2: stop liking this god damn it

Wade: This is gonna be a good game. I have a feeling. *seconds later* Wade: *gets +4 twice and +2 EDIT: whoa thank you guys for the 1.7k likes!

23:42 Wade’s Wilhelm Scream 😂

I like how the first two words are “Stupid Wade...” It’s accurate.

What is absolutely hilarious, is in the game Wade had a good feeling about, I kept track of his original hand, and Bob ended up getting it and winning with it. XD

I died when bob went *”I miss blue :(“*

Wade: 2:41 (because I don't wanna type that) My speaker: " *P O W E R I N G O F F* "

30:38 Bob the Fly😂

First thing ye hear "Stupid Wade" 😂😂

Wade: what were you doing in my office for 2 hours? Mark: do you need me to explain Wade: *screams of emotional agony*

7:07 Wade saying "liar liar pants on fire" just gave me an idea. it's kind of like the Candy Uncle episode of Distractible. instead of telling the kid they can't eat too much candy, you tell them their pants will spontaneously catch fire if they tell a lie, and you custom make their pants with a lightweight pyrotechnical device that will light their pants on fire, and you have a microphone on their pants that listens to what they say so you can tell if they're lying or not and you can light their pants on fire, but it loosens their pants so they fall down before they catch fire. and if a child ever tells a lie their pants will fall and then catch fire, and they'll forever live in fear of telling lies

I love how Wade's "Noooooo" is labeled as [music] in the captions

Bob: *calls mark daddy* Mark: says "take it wade! Take it!" Bob: "I don't like what's going on here"

Not even 30 seconds in, already demonetized. 21 min later: 'kill the babies'

"They call Mark's The Punisher, too!" "What did I do? I just played a 5!"

18:30 wade is just in the background yelling “heart of the cards”

31:33 *(talking about creampies)* Bob: _"I'm not gonna do it to you Mark. I just wanna let you know I could have done it to ya- I'm not-"_ Mark: _"Ahh. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. Well, you might get your chance."_ Me: _"Uhh..."_