The Dumbest Stories Of All Time? | Reading Reddit Stories
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Күн бұрынJust some comfy guys talking about silly stories.
0:00-1:29 Intro
1:30-8:35 I controlled my neighbor's TV / i_controlled_my_neighb...
8:36-13:33 A barmaid laughed at my drink order / a_barmaid_laughed_at_m...
13:34-23:49 Toupee Exposé / toupee_expos%c3%a9_i_f...
23:50-32:53 I yelled at my husband over bread / aita_for_yelling_at_my...
32:54-41:55 I ordered my nudes to my parent's house / tifu_by_accidentally_o...
41:56-46:55 My vasectomy gave me superpowers / got_a_vasectomy_now_i_...
46:56-58:31 I started a rumor that turned out to be true / i_started_a_nasty_rumo...
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@Andy-gt5ok 7 ай бұрын
keith and noah look like teletubbies and shayne is the baby sun
@ameliaa-c2244 7 ай бұрын
I wish I could retweet this comment
@narutovoss2706 7 ай бұрын
This killed me lol so good.
@IceArceus_ 7 ай бұрын
Have you watched their teletubby reunion video? Keith is Dipsy and Shayne is Laa-Laa lmao.
@darawatson708 7 ай бұрын
Hahaha
@EverydayKiki 7 ай бұрын
cute
@helloerika 7 ай бұрын
I love how Keith and Noah look like they are at a sleepover
@sagegreeeeeeen 7 ай бұрын
Omg they dooooo Shayne also looks like he just got there and they’ve been there for hours
@lamibonxd 7 ай бұрын
@@sagegreeeeeeenshanes the host for the sleepover who overdressed
@sagegreeeeeeen 7 ай бұрын
@@lamibonxd omg yessss
@KingOfGaymes 7 ай бұрын
@@lamibonxdhe’s the dad who bought pizza
@BANDIT0_929 7 ай бұрын
Papa Shayne bringing them snacks 😂
@meganshiki1101 6 ай бұрын
I love how Keith and Noah look like they are ready for bed and Shane is the dad reading them a bed time story
@ronaldmoonsun5374 5 ай бұрын
I was just thinking this
@allisonmcdonough1 7 ай бұрын
As a fellow bar maid, NEVER laugh at someone's order, that's how you lose your tips.
@samiacool9 4 ай бұрын
Yeah considering its probably in the UK, tipping culture isn't that big of a thing there and people don't really rely on them as much as in the US
@SmokeyChipOatley 3 ай бұрын
100% Or at the very least, keep your intrusive thoughts to yourself. I used to bartend myself and I never once blatantly judged or teased a patron over their order to put them down. Everyone likes what they like. At most I would offer polite suggestions if I felt they may have the wrong idea about what a certain cocktail/drink might taste like, but always in a non-judgemental "you're in the driver's seat" type way. I'd ask if they've had it before but even then that might come across poorly if not careful. If they insist, I make it. Even if they still send it back I offer to make them something they might enjoy based off of a quick conversation if I'm not completely swamped with other orders. I wanted to put a smile on everyone's faces and any bartender worth their salt rimmed margaritas will want the same. If the person serving or mixing your drinks is a judgemental jerk, don't give them your business.
@kaylawoodbury2308 7 ай бұрын
I'm sorry but Keith and Noah both showing up in jammies accidentally is absolutely adorable. Their bromance is wholesome as heck
@Gya.. 6 ай бұрын
Just fyi, but those aren't jammies, they're sweats
@kaylawoodbury2308 6 ай бұрын
@@Gya.. Pretty sure they're comfy cozy jammies jams.
@Gya.. 6 ай бұрын
@kaylawoodbury2308 I see that, but they look like sweatshirts and sweatpants, which is not automatically jammies to me
@xLostInFirex 6 ай бұрын
And Papa Shayne reading them some bedtime stories
@StevieMcKenna10 6 ай бұрын
@@Gya.. bro lighten up gawd damn
@ImNotElijah 7 ай бұрын
The audible gasps, in the room, after Keith says, “It’s like our periods are synched.” IMMEDIATELY took me out 😂 0:20
@adelehare8495 7 ай бұрын
the way Noah’s smile disappeared
@mage1439 7 ай бұрын
@@adelehare8495 Love it. Keith deflated Noah like a balloon, and did it just by being friendly.
@ViKatamari 7 ай бұрын
I LOVE when we can hear Kiana's reaction
@ImNotElijah 7 ай бұрын
@@ViKatamari SAME 😂🫶🏾
@MinaXo18 7 ай бұрын
😂😢$
@heyysimone 5 ай бұрын
"info, my husband is a duck" Noah always says something that just makes me bust out laughing
@HikariSings 4 ай бұрын
I- DAWG I READ BUST AND YAWNED I WAS SO CONFUSED
@quaoif 7 ай бұрын
jacksepticeye has to be my new favourite guest, glad to see him and keith getting along so well!
@danielleowens6443 7 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@abigailmaturana741 6 ай бұрын
lmaooo 😂
@nightducknugget5988 6 ай бұрын
no cause why did i actually think you were talking about a different reddit video and went looking for it before i realized... im dumb 😂😂😂
@Mr.Fulton 5 ай бұрын
@@nightducknugget5988 That's so sad... but also hilarious.
@lynnboyes4122 5 ай бұрын
That's Noah.
@LadyAdDikt 7 ай бұрын
First story: He missed the perfect chance to Rick Roll his neighbor
@ericataylor7618 7 ай бұрын
I literally thought the same thing
@matrixiekitty2127 7 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same thing!!
@Bubaiel 7 ай бұрын
EXACTLY
@ericataylor7618 7 ай бұрын
@@Wordsmith012 LOL. Agreed. Let's set it up, guys
@abvhrulz 7 ай бұрын
That is exactly what I’d do.
@azreal2309 7 ай бұрын
"he ate half the kids". Criminal that Noah didn't get the respect he deserved between a 3 person setup & his delivery.
@ttintagel 7 ай бұрын
Noah always makes the wildest comments. I scared the cat laughing at that one.
@rawtoast3466 7 ай бұрын
Half of each kid
@nicolesaenz2933 7 ай бұрын
Noah always makes me cry laughing. His description of taking nudes KILLED me
@cosmicvale 7 ай бұрын
Noah has had so many banger one-liners that don't get a reaction makes me sad lol
@hulda4ever 7 ай бұрын
I was the 1k like!
@MethuselahWinter 7 ай бұрын
The dude double fisting six inches off two separate baguettes has worse food guarding behavior and lack of impulse control than a shelter dog or a 2 year old 😂
@candygaming1312 5 ай бұрын
true but we cant really blame him maybe is not the only problem he has this is all relative to perspective we dont know his past nor his medical record or how he interacts with things or just copes there is a lot of factors being not willingly left out is stuff that most humans dont think to include in deduction.
@curthunsley5696 4 ай бұрын
Also possible that he had some and the kids ate on a different one? Nevermind, didn’t watch ahead to see where he admits to doing it himself
@jackfeather5115 3 ай бұрын
@@candygaming1312learn what punctuation is
@fennariley8331 Ай бұрын
this one of my favorite comments on a youtube video ive seen just for the wording alone
@Holldacity 6 ай бұрын
To Noah’s point of not feeling like men can can have aesthetic photos like that - you can. I’m a photographer who specializes in lifestyle and boudoir. I highly recommend that everyone gets at least one boudoir shoot in their life. Any gender, any orientation, any size… absolutely find a photographer with a style you like and who makes you comfortable. It’s very empowering to see yourself as the art you are.
@avagoh 5 ай бұрын
this is so cute 💗
@lynxlubbpeeps 5 ай бұрын
I agree. I find it sad that dudes don't feel like they can be sexy a lot. Like many think the only sexy photos they can do is a dickpic. which in most cases imo is hella UNsexy, because a lot of the time they're unsolicited.
@avanellehansen4525 3 ай бұрын
I'm a 72 year old woman. I wish I'd done it. You'll never be as young as you are today. Enjoy. Beauty is fleeting.
@gremlindaddy9280 2 ай бұрын
Yeah I have seen so many boudoir photoshoots of peoople from many genders, particularly gravitate towards ones with more masc presenting peeps. And they are so beautiful and fantastic. Amd something that I hope to be able to do, because it truly makes me sad how many masc peeps (and specifically men) think of themselves as being unattractive or straight up ugly, just because of their body presentation or body type 😢
@nununa7963 7 ай бұрын
I personally loved the fact that noah lets his girlfriend do whatever to his hair because she couldnt dye hers
@acehavens9586 6 ай бұрын
i just want to know why she can't
@kirstengodfrey8830 6 ай бұрын
@@acehavens9586most likely her job
@acehavens9586 6 ай бұрын
@@kirstengodfrey8830 good thought
@liviavalverde1599 6 ай бұрын
job or alergies come to mind
@asracatlali816 6 ай бұрын
@@liviavalverde1599i was gonna say the same, I have a friend whose skin is so sensitive every time she does something to it she gets an infection, onw time we tried to dye her hair and her skalp got burns (and it was a safe dye for the other sensitive friend)
@rreyniee 7 ай бұрын
noah looks like a randomly generated sim, keith looks like hes only wearing cc items and shane looks like one of town npcs
@ashla3712 7 ай бұрын
Accurate
@hexinthelilypond4213 6 ай бұрын
Don Lothario vibes from shane
@YourLocalGaymer 6 ай бұрын
😂😂
@kumalsd 3 ай бұрын
❤
@devfrancis7666 2 ай бұрын
This is so accurate
@amberbrown9542 7 ай бұрын
As a woman who got lucky in middle school and was able to grow hair back after alopecia, just to get diagnosed with telogen effluvium in my 30s, I can tell you the guy with the toupee is probably dealing with a lot of emotions. I've spent nights crying sticking my hair to pieces of tape trying to save it while it just falls off my head. It's heartbreaking. We don't always think rationally and the world really does treat you differently when you are balding/experiencing hair loss. You either get laughed at, avoided or sometimes awkward attempted sympathy. Sounds like he needs support and kindness from his partner right now, not forced to share something extremely personal when he's clearly not ready. Edit: One thing to remember is that people going through illness/struggles may not be even ready to admit it's happening to themselves. I find myself often trying to deny it's happening. Why would this guy share something to his partner if he may not be able to accept it himself yet?
@sarasmiles3302 6 ай бұрын
Thanks for your comment, I paused the video at the point they’re laughing at this story because it feels so insensitive.
@indigobsidian 6 ай бұрын
I agree that love and kindness are needed. To me, the pair sound too insecure to be a good match, at least at this time. One struggles with vulnerability, and the other is personalizing that struggle as a trust issue. Both seem too anxious to meet the other’s needs.
@TheTransDevin520 6 ай бұрын
I think balding is one of those things that people don't really understand until they go through it. Or until someone they love has an extreme experience with. I never really understood it myself until my niece was born with alopecia. She has it so bad that she never even grew peach fuzzy on her head. And she doesn't have eyebrows or eye lashes either. With that being said. And the fact that I'm not even 39 yet and I already have a pretty good bald spot going on. I can completely understand why someone would wear a toupee or a wig and not want to talk about it. You can't expect everyone to have the same level of comfortability on an issue as you. If he's not ready to talk about it, even with his partner. He's not ready.
@JessicaDarling2 6 ай бұрын
“As a woman who got lucky in middle school…” I thought your comment was going to be about something else. 😅Glad I kept reading lol great points. It’s nice to be reminded that there are other people with empathy around.
@BlackRosesBloom-Emily_Rose 5 ай бұрын
@@sarasmiles3302To be fair, they did acknowledge that there is nothing wrong with being bald. The humor came from the lengths he went to hide it (as to why they were laughing), so they talked about it like adults afterwards. That being said, the laughter was more directed at the girlfriend’s insecurity with the situation (that it was a “breach of trust”) rather than the guy’s circumstances.
@thejokerl1ves 7 ай бұрын
For the mom who opens packages story: Sounds like a great way to teach your mom to mind her own business. I'd start sending increasingly horrifying/uncomfortable things until she cracks.
@JessiDankie Ай бұрын
Pretty sure it's illegal to open other people's mail
@estudotempo 7 ай бұрын
I never thought I'd see Cosmo and Wanda talking about silly reddit stories
@ericataylor7618 7 ай бұрын
Man, what a banger joke. Well done 👏🏾 👏🏾👏🏾
@vendraws-bx7fw 7 ай бұрын
such an underrated comment dude that made me cackle 😭
@jala8352 7 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@user-rd9tc7gd1b 7 ай бұрын
and timmy reading them the reddit stories
@GeekExtremist 7 ай бұрын
Nah, that's SpongeBob and Patrick
@will.i.kiwalla 7 ай бұрын
For the wig story, I just keep picturing that interview of Elijah Wood being asked, "Do you wear wigs? Have you worn wigs? Will you wear wigs? When will you wear wigs?!"
@RyouBakura120 6 ай бұрын
My friend and I used to search that on KZfaq just to crack up at it in the middle of the night, before she moved out of state.
@traditionalnative 4 ай бұрын
I've never seen that. He has a point, they're good questions and destigmatize it. However, the way I'm sure he did it with his energy is so funny even just to imagine. Sounds like a meme
@greysonholtz 2 ай бұрын
@@traditionalnativeI think it was a fake lord of the rings interview where Elijah didn’t *know* it was fake, so I believe another actor was fake-interviewing him with a very silly german accent and asking him stupid questions until he cracked and eventually realised it was fake. Funny as shit, there’s a couple reuploads on youtube if you search up elijah wood fake interview
@iRicheh 7 ай бұрын
Noah’s little quips are so funny, I cracked up at “he ate half the kids” ugh
@traditionalnative 4 ай бұрын
Me too!
@priscillaarjon8634 21 күн бұрын
I like to read comments as I listen and I was really wondering how this could possibly be part of a story 😅
@jacko666 7 ай бұрын
I feel like, as a woman, the lady version of getting boudoir photos from you girlfriend would be something like, him half naked oiled up doing housework, splitting logs, etc 😂😂
@tommibelle1362 6 ай бұрын
teasing + anticipation 😮💨🤣🤣
@Kittycouture_xox 6 ай бұрын
Shirtless pottery…
@wrenstarling5786 5 ай бұрын
omg @@Kittycouture_xox i very much agree or like just the apron cooking ahah
@Just1Nora 4 ай бұрын
Vacuum and dust! Cook dinner! Yaaas
@Kaipyro67ALT 4 ай бұрын
@@wrenstarling5786 THIS I will agree on. Man, woman, or otherwise-- everyone looks sexy in an apron and nothing else.
@jamiegdubois 7 ай бұрын
47:41 Ok, I _definitely_ need an episode of Noah explaining the murders in his high school
@eksassy901 7 ай бұрын
Yeah I want to know more!
@stefuhni 6 ай бұрын
Yes!!!
@DelphineCingal 6 ай бұрын
Me too 😊
@SincerelyJadex 6 ай бұрын
REAL
@leroyj09 6 ай бұрын
I think he grew up in Smallville
@slsthewriter1299 7 ай бұрын
With the baguette story, I don't think it's being highlighted enough that they have *kids.* Those pizzas were *also for the kids.* So…not only did he gorge himself on his own dinner, and his wife's, he also left their kids without the pizza. Edit: Coming back cuz I listen to these at work, and I think about this one too much. Lol. From the comments it looks like they did split, and while I don’t know the context, I would think it’s due to things like a neglectful father (at 37?? who acts like an aloof teen??). Another thing that really rubbed me the wrong way was this dude’s way of “apology” was making food for him and his wife…after the kids went to bed. So. Take that how you will.
@avril.m.l 7 ай бұрын
Omg thank you. I kept thinking are we going to ignore she said the bread was for a meal she was making for him AND the kids. He was clearly being self-centered and didn't give a fuck he essentially ate his kids dinner, time and time again. 🙄
@ElBreaksLoose222 7 ай бұрын
yeah he sabotaged all the effort she put into making their kids a meal, and apparently regularly does so. it’s so self-centred.
@baambooob 7 ай бұрын
found the reddit thread myself and turns out people have noticed in OPs previous posts that she plans on leaving her husband:(
@slsthewriter1299 7 ай бұрын
@@baambooob Damn, but also…not really surprised. :(
@cheesecakelasagna 7 ай бұрын
@baambooob I mean, "Know that everyone can change, but don't expect them to change for you" amirite?
@katief7047 6 ай бұрын
The wig story really resonates me. My bf and I started dating in June, I let him know when we first started talking that I had to shave my hair (for a medical reason) and that while parts are growing back I have balding in some areas still and it’s a major insecurity for me. For this reason if I don’t wear a wig I always wear a head wrap, even around him. He’s told me for months that he doesn’t care and would like to see it, I just told him I really don’t feel comfortable w that and he respected that. 2 weeks ago I finally showed him and he told me he loved my hair so much, and thought I looked beautiful and how grateful he was I felt comfortable enough to show him. Since then I’ve been able to walk around his house without the head wrap/wig and I feel SOOO much better having that support from him. But it is hard, when an insecurity takes you over like that. Losing something like your hair can really affect how you view your physical self and I’m happy I was able to share on my own time and to have someone that respected that boundary of mine.
@Listrynne 6 ай бұрын
It's been nearly a year since I shaved my head. It was partly motivated by the fact that I have lupus and both lupus and the meds for it can cause hair thinning so it's been frustrating sometimes. I mainly did it because I love the look. I watched a few videos about scalp care when I finally decided to go for it. One thing I'm doing to help is I've added rosemary oil to the lotion I use because it's clinically proven to help rejuvenate hair follicles so when I eventually grow it back out it'll be thicker again. I'm so glad your boyfriend supports you and has helped your confidence. 😊
@1SuperJule 7 ай бұрын
I love how in the toupee story she says she “changed ages slightly to stay anonymous” which immediately takes away some of the anonymity. 😂💀
@samg6940 6 ай бұрын
_Someone_ read that and was like "Is that- no, the ages are wrong. ...Wait a second"
@1SuperJule 6 ай бұрын
@@samg6940 Exactly! Every person with a toupee is now like 👀
@kaym.1932 7 ай бұрын
For the bread story, it's not about being stupid, it's about thinking about your partner. This sounds like a trend. He's not thinking about her at all. Like this isn't about intelligence, this is about consideration.
@lng2750 7 ай бұрын
So true!!!!
@avril.m.l 7 ай бұрын
Yup I kept thinking this sounds like an inconsiderate person to me. I could never eat the food I know someone at my house purchased to make a meal. This guy keeps doing this to his wife AND kids. He probably thinks they can just eat whatever is in the fridge they'll be fine.
@lisak603 7 ай бұрын
I would strike and not make dinner. He ruined it.
@baileescott401 7 ай бұрын
I don't really agree... I prepare all the food my husband and I eat, and if there's anything I need to not be eaten, it's much easier for me to mention what is intended for a recipe, instead of making my husband asking what he's allowed to eat everyday like a child. I just say "I got ___ to make ___"
@nadiar.4638 7 ай бұрын
@@baileescott401 if there is an entire snack cabinet, why would she have to make it her task to tell him. He wants something outside of the cabinet, then ask if its for a meal. Cause you know when she tells him he is either not going to listen or complain about her being "annoying and nagging"
@ttintagel 7 ай бұрын
I wonder if the baguette-eater ate two halves of baguettes so that he could rationalize to himself that he didn't eat one whole baguette.
@thisisachannel.780 7 ай бұрын
oh absolutely he did, especially if it was weaponized incompetence. anything to soothe the guilty conscience
@commanderpinkie7617 7 ай бұрын
I thought this was in reference to the newest food battle
@HouseMDaddict 7 ай бұрын
What surprises me is how the wife was oblivious to how probably crappy in other ways this dude is. They're married and they have two kids.
@david4rancibia34 7 ай бұрын
I have definitely done that before, dumb ass logic
@priscillasmirrorball 7 ай бұрын
he would be so real for that in all honesty
@jenope130 7 ай бұрын
If I was the guy controlling his neighbor's TV, I would have trained his neighbor to keep the volume at an acceptable level.
@TheGhostofAbigailMills 4 ай бұрын
Omg you're right, if he had gotten his neighbor used to the idea that the "issues" only occur past a certain volume ... It's like clicker training 😂
@emmabyrne9274 6 ай бұрын
I'd love it if the woman who's mum would always open her mail, intentionally send a package to her parents house adressed to herself, that's just a print that says "opening someone else's mail is a federal crime"
@ArtistTics 7 ай бұрын
I can’t wait to hear Keith do his classic “WAIT WAIT NO WAIT LIKE THATS CRAAAAZY”
@chloecat786 7 ай бұрын
I love this 🤣
@ZacLJones 7 ай бұрын
And Noah’s “NOOOOOO” as he laughs.
@tickledtoffee 7 ай бұрын
my mind automatically read this in Keith's voice 😂
@kaitlynmorgan4613 7 ай бұрын
@@tickledtoffee me too LMFAOOOOO 😭😭😭😭
@halo3ratt 7 ай бұрын
“NO NO HOLD ON WAIT THAAAATS CRAAAAZZYYY”
@Randyhoar 7 ай бұрын
Noah's visible confusion at Keith's preference for a "cheese burger" had me pausing the video just to catch my breath 😂
@user-ju2vq5mi1g 7 ай бұрын
the SOUND EFFECT too
@rebmichelle 7 ай бұрын
27:20 + the immediate “moving on” off screen 😂
@meepers9773 7 ай бұрын
Lmao THIS!! I rewatched this part so many times like Keith what?? 🤣🤣
@UnclearMotives 7 ай бұрын
If that face doesn't show as a template in Who memed it it'll be a lost opportunity.
@eblizzard6821 7 ай бұрын
As a Brit, hearing Shayne say ‘Wankered’ made my day. Thank you
@jademau6 6 ай бұрын
as a bisexual person, i think male and female bodies have heavenly beauty and are so cosmically gorgeous
@Cibanti 6 ай бұрын
As a gay man I agree. I think all bodies are a beatiful work of art. And yes I said ALL of them and I stand by it. Not being physically/ sexually attracted to something doesn't mean it isn't beautiful in some way.
@localmenace3043 5 ай бұрын
You’re absolutely right and it must be said. Bodies are beautiful! They’re works of art!
@emhodder4597 5 ай бұрын
As also a bisexual person I personally think women are more aesthetically beautiful/ attractive but maybe I just have a preference lol
@tinaday189 5 ай бұрын
@@CibantiAs an aro/ace person, "people are just beautiful to look at, like art" is my go-to for describing asexual attraction. Glad to know others think the same!
@Bepetoni 4 ай бұрын
As an odd aro/ace, there are mildly spicy photoshoots of very regular looking people that are just, *chef's kiss* . Guys in the video have no idea how beautiful men's bodies can be.
@manchymanch2739 7 ай бұрын
Shane looks like the dad reading bed time stories while Keith and Noah look like the children listening in bed
@Heather_Duke 7 ай бұрын
If ya'll want a really dumb reddit story, there's this one where this guy gets mad when his wife tells their daughter if there was ever an alien invasion or some other apocalyptic scenario, she and the OP would sacrifice each other to save the daughter. It obviously wasn't serious at all, but the OP was so mad that he left and ran to his sister's house and she let him stay for dinner.
@blakewalker6883 7 ай бұрын
That’s wild
@mage1439 7 ай бұрын
I wish I'd seen that one. I've seen some dumb reddit tales, but that one is on a whole other level.
@axelmok498 7 ай бұрын
😂 Dudes deranged? How can he be mad about that? He's weird he isn't the one saying it.
@Heather_Duke 7 ай бұрын
@@axelmok498 Right? Especially when it was just a silly question/discussion. But no, he took it so seriously and got upset.
@BonnerDoesYouTube 7 ай бұрын
Dumbest one goes to the story where OP tells their niece and nephew that their father is a silly goose and their brother got super fuckin pissed over being called a silly goose.
@CammieMile 7 ай бұрын
I love that the editors left in Shayne accidentally using the wrong pronouns (that post was written in a confusing way) and correcting himself immediately after. As a FTM, I appreciate normalising that, too.
@ladyceleste1958 6 ай бұрын
Agreed
@LadySkywalkerW 6 ай бұрын
Ftm?
@BauhausBarbie 6 ай бұрын
@@LadySkywalkerWftm: female to male. A trans man
@LadySkywalkerW 6 ай бұрын
@@BauhausBarbie thank you so much 🩷🩷
@thepineapplegal9099 6 ай бұрын
When was that?
@argusfallen5296 6 ай бұрын
Side note: some men get vasectomies to help their partner. Specifically with people who have female anatomy, there arent really a lot of non-invasive or or chemically altering options. If standard birth control messes with them too much, it would be a considerate decision to get a vasectomy due to the reversability and general ease of the operation.
@SmokeyChipOatley 3 ай бұрын
Yes, 100%. The way birth control wreaked havoc on my last gf was so eye opening. Physically and mentally. It was crazy. If dudes had to be the ones to have to completely destroy their own mind and bodies in the name of avoiding pregnancies we'd have invented side-effect free birth control by now immediately after the world's biggest population boom in history. I understand why vasectomies are seen as a more extreme option because it's literally a medical procedure but I wish more guys understood how much women go through. It's not like popping an Advil... like, at all.
@pumpkins0 3 ай бұрын
@@SmokeyChipOatleyExactly. hormonal BC is no joke, it can wreck your mental/emotional state and kill your libido, and it can cause DVT or pulmonary embolisms if you're even more unlucky. We need better options for birth control as well as for women's health issues in general. Doctors keep just throwing hormonal BC at us as a bandaid for so many problems.
@hinasakukimi 7 ай бұрын
keith and noah are so cosmo and wanda-coded in this video
@mage1439 7 ай бұрын
Well, I mean, if you consider Noah's hair.
@marvolie5939 7 ай бұрын
omg you’re so right! ..imagine they did a bit on TNTL as fairy odd parents
@FatBabyToodles 7 ай бұрын
😂😂🎉🎉 YES!!! they need to so do the tntl version!!!!
@Justaqueerthing 7 ай бұрын
Shayne looks like a tired Dad and Keith and Noah looks like his toddlers😂
@alderblanco2362 7 ай бұрын
Storytime with the babies!
@jojohairee9987 7 ай бұрын
Now knowing that the reason noah keeps changing his hair color because his gf cant change hers just made him more awesome
@blakewhite3131 3 ай бұрын
And the fact that he takes every "crazy hair" joke with such smiley pride makes even more sense.
@solunarabbits85 7 ай бұрын
I had to keep rewinding for the update to the baguette story because “He ate half the kids” killed me.
@DelinaDoomcat 7 ай бұрын
I once ordered an item from a popular online adult shop. The box wasn't marked in any suspicious way. I came home the day it was delivered and my mom told me she had opened my box and found the item and mentioned how uncomfortable it made her. I asked why she opened my mail. She told me that since she does so much online shopping she had just assumed the package was hers. I just shrugged and thanked her for letting me know the item was here and put it away. She never brought it up again but more importantly she never opened my mail again. She didn't do it all the time but every once in a while it happened. Till that point.
@susannairisastarte5192 7 ай бұрын
Opening someone else's mail is a huge invasion of privacy, and it's a federal crime. Glad she finally stopped.
@Knucklebone22 7 ай бұрын
Every package after that brought her to a forked path. On one, a sign that says "maybe a sex toy?", the other "your own business". 😄
@brimiki 7 ай бұрын
Slip ups can happen when everyone is ordering stuff but I’ve never accidentally opened my parents stuff because I just read the label…that small act is lost on a lot of people. But glad she stopped opening your stuff
@EllaAlaina 7 ай бұрын
There wasn’t a name on the package? How could she think it was hers?
@llynxfyremusic 6 ай бұрын
Why did she have to say how uncomfortable it made her????? It's not her business and it's on her for opening the wrong package!
@coolboyyo654 7 ай бұрын
i think the trans guy got some divine information when they started that rumor cause defending being accused of dating your cousin instead of denying it is insane
@mar.s6516 3 ай бұрын
I have few issues with that story - 1. OP got "confirmation" of rumor being true only through gossip mill back, not directly from source, not seeing them togheter and believe me gossip mill in small town can be CRAZY (i lived in town like that) - "truth" in those cases can be twisted so much it has barely anyth with real events.(Espec if gossip is so juicy) Plus OP prob. didnt look much more into it and just accepted that version as truth bec. it absolved them of guilt for spreading such rumor. 2. Even if they mirac. were right about that gossip they still started one VERY deliberately and strategically, working on that over time WITHOUT even thinking its true at that time. That kind of thing espec. in small town can pretty much destroys your reputation your social life, your family realtionships, your future ... its seriously messed up. Even IF she would be lucky to be right with that rumor (??) - that dont absolve you from your orig. action - in my opinion you should never go route "if that person hurt me i hurt him twice as much" that is way to become as bad (or worse) person as him in the end.
@alanaperry7936 6 ай бұрын
Knowing that Noah's style awakening was trading clothes with Keith waaay back, this absoultely warms my heart.
@sarahyo17 7 ай бұрын
I gotta ask for an episode that features Matt Mercer and they are reading DND related drama stories from reddit. It’s something I absolutely need in my life. Maybe bring in Brennan or Aabria too, I’d watch the shit outta it
@Sfeksophobia 6 ай бұрын
OMG YES
@laurabrown2982 6 ай бұрын
YES, NEED
@cori_music 6 ай бұрын
FUCK YEA
@XanderMander006 7 ай бұрын
The whole Keith saying that he'd "prefer to eat a cheesburger without bread" was hilarious. XD Especially Noah's reaction and Shane's "...that's not a cheeseburger."
@ChronicF 7 ай бұрын
One of the staff even went “…moving on” 😂😂 But I’m with Keith tho. Bread is overrated
@cryptidcorviid 7 ай бұрын
dude sometimes i dont want the extra bread. im here for the protein.
@Direk091 7 ай бұрын
@@ChronicF meat and cheese together are great and all, but that's just not a cheeseburger. It's a patty with some cheese.
@ChronicF 7 ай бұрын
@@Direk091 I’m sorry to tell you but it actually is. I went to culinary so I do know this, but the thing that makes it a cheeseburger is not the bread, and a patty itself is called a hamburger. What makes it a cheeseburger is simply adding cheese at the end to make it melt. Once it’s in patty form, it’s considered a burger
@aud7593 6 ай бұрын
I work at a pub with food, not in the US, and people order our burgers without bread all the time. or don't eat the top half of the bread. sometimes people don't want to fill up on the bread. I do love the reaction and quick cut after that though ahhaa
@MrStreaty122 7 ай бұрын
The fact that a software dev accepted Reddit’s judgement, no questions asked, is extremely on character for software devs
@mfitzburger5137 7 ай бұрын
Mind you, his wife - the mother of her kids - has been there the whole time.
@ldlukefire Ай бұрын
@mfitzburger5137 oh damn he married Sam Reich
@katyfield5278 6 ай бұрын
The bass note after Keith's cheeseburger comment absolutely slayed me. Then KZfaq threw an ad up, and I had to wait to find out everyone's reactions LOL Keith better watch out, now!
@mallorywiley4718 7 ай бұрын
Last Story: You called me something I wasn't, and I called you something you were.🤷🏽♀️
@nerdygeekgamer5528 3 ай бұрын
The fact that this was a small town and the saying about small towns is that everybody knows everybody and no secret stays a secret so it was probably bound to come out EVENTUALLY
@Llama_Whisperer 7 ай бұрын
I feel for the baguette lady. I bought specific items for thanksgiving early this week because I wanted to avoid the holiday crowds. My family has already eaten two items! I hope they have fun waiting in line to replace them, because I’m sure as heck not going back to the store. In this digital age, how hard is it to shoot me a text saying, “Hey, is it okay if I eat this?”
@anonymoususer5853 7 ай бұрын
Same! I bought a special Amish cherry pie because I don't like pumpkin pie (I wish I did, it's a texture thing). I came home and my husband baked it and finished half. In his defense, I didn't leave explicit instructions to NOT eat it.
@alisaishere 7 ай бұрын
@@anonymoususer5853 But in your defense, is it something you would normally buy? Does he know that this pie is only bought for special occasions? Does he normally just pull things out of the fridge or freezer to bake for himself?
@anonymoususer5853 7 ай бұрын
@alisaishere not normally, but I usually buy special snacks or treats if one of us is having a "treat yo self" 3 day weekend (which he was, we're celebrating his birthday tonight). It was an honest mistake, and he did offer to replace it when he realized he ate my special pie. If it were anyone else, I would assume malice, but this was a genuine misunderstanding. It was honestly more funny than frustrating. It's just a pie. It wasn't that deep. But relating to the op's post, baguette-eater is being an inconsiderate ass and, like most reddit offenders, needs better communication skills. I'm glad OP and her husband could come to an understanding. Hopefully, he abides by the agreement, respects culinary boundaries, and stays in his snack cabinet.
@QuikVidGuy 7 ай бұрын
Everyone I've ever lived with has done this constantly, and most of them either yell at me for bringing it up or put on a big "I'm SORRY I'll replace it!" show. They never have.
@jenope130 7 ай бұрын
Ok now I'm just imagining the OP's husband gnawing on a frozen turkey leg.
@mage1439 7 ай бұрын
The person telling the wifi story 100% has no regret and posted their story entirely to brag. And it's hilarious. And Noah theorizing the guy was eating the baguettes in an attempt to sabotage a meal he didn't like is amazing.
@Bubaiel 7 ай бұрын
Nah he probably does feel a little bad but still has no regrets 😂
@zacharycarvalho1383 7 ай бұрын
@@Bubaielthat story is 100% fake
@RafaJLopez 7 ай бұрын
@@zacharycarvalho1383right? He just happens to see him at the exact time he sold the tv with the cash and the people taking the tv. There were a lot of coincidences in that story, that was the one that gave it away.
@zacharycarvalho1383 7 ай бұрын
@@RafaJLopez and when you cast KZfaq that way it shows who is logging in, it puts the picture on the TV. My wife and I cast to the TV all the time and I don't believe I can pause her videos with my phone, only my own or with the tv remote
@RafaJLopez 7 ай бұрын
@@zacharycarvalho1383 and off course the walls are so thin that he knew everything he needed to know about his reaction. Off coursd the neighbor knew how to use a chromecast but didn’t put 2+2 together in six months and no one told him. The op even said he considered pausing everytime he said certaim words or he went to the bathroom, like, do I even need to say anything 😭😭😭
@paigeedwards5584 3 ай бұрын
Noah’s look of betrayal and confusion when Keith said he prefers a cheeseburger without bread and then Shane trying to change the subject like his friend’s whole reality didn’t just shatter🤣
@DeeMetria 7 ай бұрын
Rumors of murder definitely happen. There were tons of rumours about me in my HS, but my favourite was when I was sick for a week, and my sister came home halfway through "hey, did you know you killed someone and you're in juvie for it?" It wasn't just that I wasn't in class, I skipped school all the time, but I was frequently seen walking around in town, but I was nowhere to be seen because I couldn't leave bed. The next Monday was easily my favourite day at school *ever*
@intelliligibleverbose2340 7 ай бұрын
Keith and Shayne: talking about silly orders for adults. Me: a 20 year old still ordering chocolate milk from restaurants.
@ericataylor7618 7 ай бұрын
Hey. Chocolate milk is dope. I get it
@manofthemist2714 7 ай бұрын
My dad is almost 50 and he still orders chocolate milk- he even ranks them to which place has the best chocolate milk. I adopted that behavior XD
@Toastybees 7 ай бұрын
I mean you can do whatever you want, and that includes eating and drinking things meant for children. Chocolate milk is just sugar and fat, not really something an adult conscious about their health chooses to drink, but the great thing about being an adult is you get to do what you want to yourself.
@HouseMDaddict 7 ай бұрын
I order white milk (I don't like chocolate milk) with dinner sometimes when I go out to eat and I'm in my thirties. I don't drink alcohol so I'm also all about the "mocktail" list including virgin piña coladas and daiquiris. Had an alcohol free blackberry mojito and it was legit one of the best things I've had in my life.
@vegaskullkid4503 7 ай бұрын
I can’t talk, I’m 23 and still order chicken tenders and fries from restaurants. Do you man and get that chocolate milk
@natanaru 7 ай бұрын
Vasectomies CAN be reversable but they are not ALWAYS reversable. If you want to get a vasectomy then you need to be certain that is what you want.
@ZacLJones 7 ай бұрын
Exactly. The longer you have a vasectomy, the less likely you will be able to reverse it.
@beafraid5467 7 ай бұрын
97% reversible under 3 years, 86% reversible under 10, goes to about 70% after 15. Also you obviously get informed before the procedure
@krystal7613 7 ай бұрын
When I talked to my doctor about the options between me and my husband they told us not to consider either reversible because there is definitely no guarantee. However, a vasectomy is both more likely to be able to be reversed and less invasive than a tubal ligation. I think it was Noah that said they’re about the same.
@ZacLJones 6 ай бұрын
@@beafraid5467 I like that you have a tone of correcting someone but just reinforced what everyone else has said.
@fishnetpatrick 6 ай бұрын
@@krystal7613 Noah seemed to be saying that both getting a vasectomy and reversing it are easier, non-invasive procedures.
@Magalogica 6 ай бұрын
My toxic delusion is thinking one day I’ll be there on the couch sharing laughs with y’all, but sharing the laughs from here will suffice 😂❤
@genee.m 6 ай бұрын
Keith and Noah look like the main characters in an animated series and Shayne looks like a side character that teaches them a lesson for one episode
@korshaiz 7 ай бұрын
Keith: Id rather have a cheeseburger without bread Noah *Questions their entire friendship*
@jenklassen3233 7 ай бұрын
Saw a great TikTok where this husband and wife agreed he has 5 stupid questions a day, so he stopped using weaponized incompetence. So interesting.
@Trinityyy73 7 ай бұрын
five a day is still wayyyy to many 🤣🤣🤣
@dennismorris5244 7 ай бұрын
Love that no one ever talks about female weaponized incompetence, as if it’s only a male thing and not a societal thing.
@KingOfGaymes 7 ай бұрын
@@dennismorris5244nobody talks about it because it probably doesn’t happen 💀
@jodoodlyboi2963 7 ай бұрын
@@dennismorris5244 oh I've definitely heard of both, but they're usually quite different situations, and for different reasons
@samalvarez8776 7 ай бұрын
@@dennismorris5244 weaponized incompetence doesn't have a gender. Men and women can do it. It mostly talked about in context of men, mostly married men, but women can 100% do this too. Just like domestic violence, it doesn't have a gender, abuse is abuse, it's just more women come forward than men.
@beenthecowboy3202 4 ай бұрын
the close up on noah's face when keith sauid he'd eat a breadless cheeseburger im PISSING myself laughing old lady squinting meme frfr
@meghanhenderson8417 3 ай бұрын
NGL I was kinda pissed when I heard "moving on" from behind the camera like no I wanna explore this breadless cheeseburger bit
@featuring_ludacris 7 ай бұрын
Any time Noah talks about his girlfriend a little bit of me heals
@eleutheros7216 7 ай бұрын
Finally our favourite married couple on Smosh
@luca_ducky1963 7 ай бұрын
I love that Keith and Noah are dressed like a gender reveal
@susannairisastarte5192 7 ай бұрын
And think that not that long ago, the genders you are thinking about were reversed
@ghostapologist4067 6 ай бұрын
this comment absolutely took me out lmfaooo
@anniehubbard5159 7 ай бұрын
keith look like the type of guy that would hold me and let me violently cry ab an ex into his cute new crew neck and then give me the cold shoulder for a week or two bc he’s mad that my mascara won’t wash out of his sweater
@monicasoderman4825 7 ай бұрын
Noah’s so smart I love seeing him on this
@liamlaney7509 7 ай бұрын
People who open other peoples mail never fail to pull a surprised pikachu face when they get slapped with federal charges lmao shits illegal man
@ntlespino 7 ай бұрын
Hell hath no fury like US Postal Inspection Service
@lina9535 7 ай бұрын
I was judged at a café/coffeeshop once, but not by staff. I don't drink coffee or tea, but I love hot chocolate. And some dude was like "why are you ordering a hot chocolate?" and I say "because I like them", and he rolls his eyes and said "this is a coffee shop", to which I just raise an eyebrow and reply "if they didn't want people to order it, then it wouldn't be on the menu smartass"
@wingedambition 7 ай бұрын
That is a great response
@lina9535 7 ай бұрын
@@wingedambition Thank you
@JUNJYR 6 ай бұрын
Perfect clapback! Gotta love people who can't mind their own business over such small things. Ironically, those who claim that drinking hot chocolate/watching cartoons/dressing up for Halloween/etc. is childish are the ones that have the mind of a child, in my book. Being that insecure must be miserable.
@lina9535 6 ай бұрын
@@JUNJYR Thank you! Yeah, I've had some "that's childish/for kids" comments directed at me. Like it's not my fault that I enjoy chicken nuggets. Where does it say they are restricted to children? Some people just can't keep their opinions to themselves 🤣
@euryid8920 6 ай бұрын
@@JUNJYR yup, only time in my life I've ever been judgemental of childish things is when l was an insecure teen trying to act mature.
@lilithsellie8976 6 ай бұрын
I loved not only the fact that Shane slipped up showing it happens all the time, but that they decided to leave it in there cause too many people would've just edited it out but it literally shows the main part of their argument lol
@DarkBootsExorcist 7 ай бұрын
I was listening to this as audio only for 90% of it and then turn the video on for the last couple minutes and Keith’s outfit is giving me life
@TheTripleABattery 7 ай бұрын
27:18 Noah so visibly rethinking his entire friendship with Keith had me crying, I had to pause for like a solid 5 minutes to giggle
@GeorgeHarold1 7 ай бұрын
Very cool of Shayne to correct himself after he realized he used the wrong pronouns. Even allies slip up sometimes.
@coolboyyo654 7 ай бұрын
pronouns get really slippery when reading stories like that honestly
@hippopajamas 7 ай бұрын
When Shayne used "she" the first time I was like. Oh no. And let out a HUGE sigh of relief when he corrected himself. What an unfortunate story to have that happen on.
@pissefemme 7 ай бұрын
which story?
@sweetest-sweater 7 ай бұрын
@@pissefemme the last story 46:56, he accidentally uses the wrong pronouns at 54:55
@sweetest-sweater 7 ай бұрын
exactly, and he responds just as the OP in the story says: apologies, quickly corrects himself, and moves on. very respectful and a great display of his good character
@GeekExtremist 7 ай бұрын
Keith and Noah look like a real life SpongeBob and Patrick 😂
@abigailmaturana741 6 ай бұрын
keith and noah is giving cosmo and wanda vibes with their outfits and i love it, especially noah’s sweater 😂💖
@ItsYaBoiV 7 ай бұрын
I love how normal Shayne looks when paired with Keith or Noah, both of them always wear some of the brightest colors 😂
@unhingedaxolotl 7 ай бұрын
it's so fitting that noah is wearing that sweatshirt of his bc keith's outfit is so gary coded while noah's just embodies the sky in spongebob
@lng2750 7 ай бұрын
Or Patrick 😁
@MaggieCat1998 7 ай бұрын
Ngl gary-coded took me tf out 💀💀
@merecat1234able 25 күн бұрын
Noah’s face Shayne saying that’s not a chesse burger then just moving on mafmde mode lightheaded so hard I needed that today
@skylersnode2869 7 ай бұрын
Going off the toupee story: when my parents first started dating back in the early 90’s, my dad had a mullet that was really really long in the back. And one day my mom went over to my dad’s house and while he was in the shower, she snuck in to grab something and saw his toupee on the counter. And she panicked because she said she thought he had cancer. But it turns out he had just been balding for years and the entire top part of his mullet was fake 😂😂😂
@LMR23 7 ай бұрын
I’d like to see Damien and Courtney (or Angela) on together again.
@emilydimeler5426 7 ай бұрын
I was JUST thinking that. Keith & Noah are an iconic duo, as are Damien and Angela. Damien always has the best takes, too.
@samg6940 6 ай бұрын
I'd really like to see Angela and Arasha on together. They always bring out the best energy in each other
@jjstcase 7 ай бұрын
Can we get Spencer and Damien next and go talk about cringe or weird or even awesome geek/nerd stories?
@ZacLJones 7 ай бұрын
Great idea. Some stories of nerds being socially unaware. Or taking their geekiness potentially too far.
@jjstcase 7 ай бұрын
@@ZacLJones yes yes this is what I was picturing, stories about just either the most painful nerd in a social situation, or nerds owning a W for a change or any gaming rage AITAs could be fun too
@WhimsyTheUnicorn 6 ай бұрын
THIS x 10000000000000
@alanaperry7936 6 ай бұрын
If they were all The Chosen, I would absolutely fall out
@loganferrales427 6 ай бұрын
I need this trio!!
@prowmar_hs8933 2 ай бұрын
I’ve never seen an ad more perfectly placed then it appearing during the silence of Keith saying he eats cheeseburgers without bread
@MrNordi999 6 ай бұрын
This show has become one of my favorite things to listen to while working, thanks to everyone involved!
@montanarose4622 7 ай бұрын
Keith is Patrick, and Noah is the entire SpongeBob background.
@currentlykmss 7 ай бұрын
Keith picked one color and told Noah he could have all of the others
@purupumpkin 7 ай бұрын
I don't think the toupee thing is a big deal. My ex went bald early 20's and he was mortified, I get that it's not nice to feel like you've been lied to but it's an incredibly embarrassing thing for some men. I hope she goes easy on him and he can find the strength to talk about it. I've never made bald jokes since I saw what he went through tbh I didn't realize how much it could hurt a man. I watched him go from a really confident happy guy to a reclusive miserable overweight guy because it got to him really bad and he stopped loving himself. He became okay with it in the end though he got a toupee and he started to feel better. We broke up for unrelated reasons but I hope he's okay now he was a real good dude
@kalpic11 7 ай бұрын
I loved Keith’s period joke
@lina9535 7 ай бұрын
So the mom is commiting a crime by opening the daughters mail. It's like federal property, and it's illegal to open anyone elses mail
@perfessorclown5543 7 ай бұрын
Lol, and her ironic fears about online privacy 😂
@pokelover02 6 ай бұрын
My mom used to do this to me all the time. Finally, she opened up my college transcript-an envelope that clearly said VOID IF OPENED, and I told her she just delayed my college applications. She stopped after that thankfully 😅
@ZackKoutaRoxas 7 ай бұрын
Regarding the toupee story: Given the age, it's very likely that the guy is balding, emphasis on *ing*, and not fully bald. You wouldn't look twice at a 40 year old who's got a big bald spot in the back of their head. But what if someone like, say, one of this episode's cast members had some tough patches on their scalp? When you're balding, you're basically down to covering it up (hat or so), shaving your head (lots of regular work), or owning it (can also be a lot of work). And, unfortunately, a lot of cultures would see a young person that's balding as unappealing, unhealthy or just unattractive. And like with the height thing that Shayne mentioned, there's an element of it being out of one's control. Most male baldness is purely genetic 🤷🏻♀ I empathize with the guy. And I hope he comes to terms with it and is able to be comfortable in his body. It sounds like the woman wants to be supportive and help him through that journey. But it also sounds like she's taking it personally; which could make things worse for him if approached that way. Reader, if you're a balding person, just know that most people will forget about it if you do too (:
@dhelor 7 ай бұрын
I noticed my hair thinning a number of years back, so I started shaving it all off. Wasn't that big a deal for me as I already kept it buzzed. And honestly, its really not that much of an upkeep. I use a Skull Shaver and shave it daily, takes about half minute on average, and sometimes ill skip a day. Oddly enough, it was after I started shaving my head that I found out the birthmark on the back of my head is almost perfectly snapped like Africa (including Madagascar lol). A coworker at the time started calling me African princess (I'm a very large man by the way, and not remotely feminate XD).
@ZackKoutaRoxas 7 ай бұрын
@@dhelor I didn't know about Skull Shaver. Looks like a great product! I'm glad you're able to just accept and roll with it and that it feels good (: And cool tattoo haha I typically keep my hair buzzed short. I started thinning over ten years ago. Top back of my head is about fully bald. Rest of the top is pretty thin. I think I'd be comfortable shaving~
@elfpowergripprimer 7 ай бұрын
i think a lot of younger adults get very insecure about their hair especially if they're balding, all my parental figures are fairly young and they take their hair pretty seriously either dyeing it or just wearing hats all the time. what u said about her taking it personally i agree with honestly, she wants to be supportive but at the same time is just "ugh why wont he tell me!" if she wanted to be 100% supportive she'd just wait until he did cause clearly it's probably an insecurity thing.
@d.-nf6lb 7 ай бұрын
Noah is really living up to his “changes hair every few months” thing
@thenightranger987 5 ай бұрын
The only time I feel judged for a restaurant order is when I go to a place so much and order the same thing so often that a server knows my order
@khaleesireyna731 3 ай бұрын
If anything, you're probably a favorite and they know exactly what you want and can get it ready for you. I worked as a barista for 5 years and I loved it when customers had the same order, especially when it was busy, because I could have their order on the way or ready pretty quickly.
@thekillerrox123 7 ай бұрын
when i was 22 i was at a bar for a show and i ordered a shirley temple. the bartender laughed but she gave it to me for free, including refills. i was a little embarrassed at first but then my friends who bought alcohol told me how much they paid. felt a lot better about it after that 😂
@C19520 7 ай бұрын
So real, dude! I don't drink alcohol and therefore have NEVER had to pay more than like $5 for a drink at a concert or bar, and if I ask for something simple like a ginger ale then it's usually free. You think I'm gonna feel embarrassed by ordering something that costs 3x less than what my friends are spending whenever we go out? Nah 😂
@Smallia 7 ай бұрын
I love how at 32:58 when Shayne is taken aback Noah points at him like a kid pointing at a zoo animal
@molliegarcia8243 7 ай бұрын
LOL love that analogy 🤣
@mallorybarteau26 7 ай бұрын
If it makes you feel better, I ordered a Shirley Temple once and legit thought I was getting drunk, I even got sick from "drinking too much" 😂😂
@gamerGirl90001 6 ай бұрын
As far as vasectomies being reversible goes, my uncle got one when he married his second wife, but got it reversed for his third wife, but got ANOTHER vasectomy after he had two kids. So you can go back and forth at least one time.
@sagegreeeeeeen 7 ай бұрын
“It’s like our periods are syncing” not even what 2 minutes in and I already know it’s chaos
@penelopeviews7335 7 ай бұрын
I don't see an issue with a man doing a super intimate photo shoot. I genuinely believe that all bodies are beautiful no matter what they look like.
@liriodendronlasianthus 7 ай бұрын
Especially if it's done well. A lot of unsolicited nude pics from dudes are so poorly lit. As long as there's some effort and composition, nude men look amazing in pictures too.
@judewatts6942 6 ай бұрын
Its also about posing. Knowing how to pose for pictures in a natural way is so crucial to how tasteful the photos will turn out. Some guys never realize when theyre more relaxed is when they pose really natural and great. The stiff poses they give are what makes them not so tasteful.
@mobabyhomeslice 2 ай бұрын
"I'm not a bread guy... I'd rather eat a burger without the bun." That's called a Salisbury steak, dude. or meatloaf.
@helenlewis2510 7 ай бұрын
Baguette story: I did something similar to a special chocolate cake my mom made for a coworker of hers going on maternity leave. I scooped handfuls of cake with my unwashed hands and ate it in my bedroom without plates or napkins. The thing was I was 6 when I did this. Op’s husband is on the same level as a disrespectful 6 year old, and this situation might not be divorce worthy but I bet that he’s like this to her in other areas of their marriage.
@vincenzoditrolio6985 7 ай бұрын
For the wig guy I feel like it’s worth mentioning that being bald (by shaving) and balding by 26 are two very different things.
@RedFreaderd 6 ай бұрын
Not to mention they're very early in their relationship. He probably doesn't want to risk her telling a lot of people if they break up. He's allowed to want to keep some things private until the relationship is in a more sure and stable place
@hexinthelilypond4213 6 ай бұрын
@@RedFreaderdI don’t think it’s super early in the relationship. At the beginning she mentioned being together for “a few months” or “several months”. So it’s not like they just started seeing each other a couple weeks ago.
@RedFreaderd 6 ай бұрын
@@hexinthelilypond4213 I believe she said they'd been together 6 months, and I consider anything under a year to be early. It takes a long time to form deep levels of genuine trust and connections and a collection of months rarely covers all that for most people. Intimacy means different things for different people. I'd feel differently if she said they were on terms of preparing to move in together. Then yeah, a little weird he didn't bring it up. But people have so so many layers. You're not gonna see a fraction of that in less than a year. I stand by what I said, even if some people think "months" is a long relationship. He's still allowed to reveal that stuff on his own terms. He deserves the respect to decide what his timeframe is for big secrets or insecurities.
@jacforswear18 6 ай бұрын
@@RedFreaderd at the point where it is obvious and you decide to bold facedly lie to them when they ask about it... that's a red flag. It's honestly disrespectful and if he's willing to lie about something insignificant just because he feels insecure, imagine what he's willing to lie about elsewhere. Also, I don't think that a few months is a long relationship at all.. but that first year of a relationship is about getting to know someone intimately. No one should be sticking around for a year waiting for someone to stop lying to them, that's an unreasonable ask.
@RedFreaderd 6 ай бұрын
@@jacforswear18 Talk about the most microscopic red flag ever. I think people are deserving of more patience and understanding than that. You can't treat people like their default is malicious intent. Compassion goes a long way. He's hiding a bald spot not a dead body. This whole situation could be completely defused with a mature conversation 🙄
@callsign_lurk 7 ай бұрын
keith and noah look like they are getting ready for bed and their dad shayne is reading them bedtime stories
@callsign_lurk 7 ай бұрын
i mean this in the most loving way possible
@whitewet8507 7 ай бұрын
this is what I've needed for a while. thank you Shayne, Keith and Noah 💛
@VeeGio 6 ай бұрын
In reference to the first story, I used to connect to my roommates TV and Google blasting “ You touch my Tralala “ at random times 😂
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