I can't believe there wasn't an achievement for killing that guy with a vending machine. A mean, the whole "Pointlessly tragic" line is just telling the player to do it.

"The good, the bad, and the lemon-lime" LOL.

Adam stops mid vending machine rampage to shotgun a whole bottle of bourbon in one go. While still holding the vending machine. Madlad.

Fun Fact: Ennio Morricone originally intended that this music was used for this specific video, but he had to sell the rights to the song to the creators of The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.

My vending machine is augmented.

Picture this: A man with several military grade augmentations, who you know to be so deadly he's killed most of the security in your base with a vending machine, running towards you with said vending machine in his grasp.

If I'm being honest: it was in this video like eight to nine years ago that I'd first heard Morricone's amazing music. I'm lucky enough to have enjoyed several movies with his scores now, but this is always going to be special to me 'cause it was my first. Thanks for that!

Huh, the guard comments that a single hit from a vending machine failed to kill him that one time, and when you try it out, it really doesn't. Two hits, though...

This is the single most beautiful thing I've ever seen or heard.

I have been watching this video for over five years now. And it still makes me giggle and smile like a little schoolgirl every time I watch it.

I feel sorry for whoever has to explain that to their bosses. "We were defeated by a madman with a vending machine, sir."

Immerse yourself in taste! of Blood!

I can't believe this video is now 7 years old. I still lose my shit every time he stops to drink the whiskey just as the music mounts again.

I am now inspired to carry a vending machine wherever I go. Wish me luck people.

Yeah, rip.

Ahhh... good ole fashioned vending machine mayhem with Ennio Morricone's Ectasy Of Gold as the soundtrack. Saving ammo in style!

Every so often I come back to this video, and it's excellent every time.

The guard lying KOd on top of the machine at the end clinched it for me. Best DX video ever made.

Was reminded of this tonight. Went to watch it. Realized I was just a few weeks late for its ten year upload anniversary XD

They wanted orange soda. Jensen gave them DEATH flavor, instead.

Death by vending machine, indeed.

But seriously, vending machines and big boxes are unironically great weapons: Work as a shield, can hit several enemies at once, and while it rarely kills in one hit, it stuns pretty good and allows picking back up for the next round

It's actually scary how awesome a weapon that vending machine makes. It seems to stop 99 percent of incoming fire!

It's... beautiful. The whole time I was watching this I was thinking how with the right augs and enough candy bars you could bring your own cover, and what a weird idea that was How pointlessly tragic.

I had forgotten where the phrase ‘pointlessly tragic’ had entered my lexicon!

"The good, the bad, and the lemon-lime" *tear*

That's a solid pun right there.

LOL, fricking amazing. And major kudos for using Ecstasy of Gold for the soundtrack.

"Au"... Oh. I bow to your punmanship good sir. Quenting Tarantino himself could not find better use for this Morricone.

the absolute madman, he actually fucking did it

Ennio Morricone's "The Ecstasy of Gold" Definitely 'Augmented' that video.

Bahaha that's awesome...even the music seems appropriate.

Vending Machines, Deadlier than a lion, Smarter than a Dolphin and Sneakier than a Badger

It is best weapon in the game - nobody stand a chance. :)

So I've been rewatching this and decided to take a look at the comments... And realized just how goddamn depressing it is that so many people don't seem to realize where this track is from. I'm so down, I think I'm going to rewatch this again.

Love this video, but didn't get the pun in the name until very recently. Fantastically done.

adam jensen, god of caber-tossing.

I've got myself a new video for my favorites list and you've got yourself a new subscriber.

"How pointlessly tragic." AKA "What a shame."

This Summer! Rob Schneider thought being a vending machine is easy... ...but he's about to find out it's not as easy as it seems!

Gives new meaning to the phrase "coked up".

When I was halfway through this video, I expected you to beat the penthouse ambush with a vending machine. I wasn't disappointed.

geneus I love the end I had to sneak through the vent and run to to lift to avoid all those guys. I didn't upgrade any of my stealth upgrades so I thought I had no need for the candy bars now I see things differently lol.

Damn, those guards really immersed themselves in the taste.

"What's that?!" "It's a vending machine, duh."

How pointlessly tragic. Also, props on using the theme for The Good The Bad and The Ugly

I salute you, sir, with tears in my eyes.

O man that title pun. You sir are a king among men.

The perfect crime fighting duo.

Adam didn't give a shit about any of those bad guys. He just wanted a vending machine for his apartment.

I SERIOUSLY thought about doing that during this part, but not to this extent... lol you took it to the extreme and I ate the bait... lol good stuff

Gunther Hermann would be so proud of you, Adam.

Haha, I did the same thing -- had an "oh really?" moment with the death by vending machine banter. But The Ectasy of Gold makes it 1000x better. Hell, the The Ectasy of Gold makes anything 1000x better.

It's a helluva thing, immersing a man in taste...

i've seen the exact same thing done by 5 other people, but none of them were this awesome.

one of the main reasons i invested in strength perk. vending machines too op.

Sergio Leone. Mad props.

The part with the whiskey was priceless.

Taking it to another level of awesomeness.

I guess he threw that vending machine because it gave him what he didn't ask for.

The song is actually the soundtrack to an italian movie, the song is called L'estasi dell'ora" That means the ecstasy of the gold, i just found that very approppriate...

Amazing man. I can picture Fedoriva, Namir and Barret destroying a vending machine Office Space style. :)

1:02 "Dear God, he has a vending machine!"

They told me I could never lift that vending machine. They died in a pathetically tragic way.

A man and his vending machine of death. Story of the generation right here.

@granollers09 The song, believe it or not, is actually in the title for this clip. The song is called "The Ecstasy of Gold", and Au being the periodic symbol for gold, it's a very clever pun. (Well I thought so anyway)

Vending machines are a deadlier weapon than guns could ever be.

That vending machine's taste is augmented.

I wish, newspapers/news reports would include whether/how the guards at locations were taken down. "This afternoon, Tai Yong Medical corporate headquarters was broken into. All the security personnel seems to have been bludgeoned to death with a vending machine. This is Eliza Cassan, reporting to you live from Picus."

"so tell me mister jensen, what weapon is the weapon of your choice too kill?" "a vending machine"o_o

Weighted companion vending machine ?

even now, 12 years later, how pointlessly tragic is part of my every day vernacular

In the future, the most deadly weapon will also give you refreshing beverages. I don't know if I should like or fear this.

You have inspired me to do another playthrough of this game on Give Me Deus Ex mode using nothing but thrown objects.

this is a work of art

"I did it all for you, Gunther."

This is the greatest video ever uploaded to youtube, ever.

Excellent vendmanship.

At the end you're became so good with that XD

I broke down at my desk when he drank the whiskey. Fucking golden.

I don't even want to think about how many Pro energy bar's were used to do this.

My god, man. That was beautiful.

Now someone HAS to do a vending machine-only run.

this deserves to go viral

Props to the person who designed the vending machine to be bulletproof. =)

"Maybe they left because of the soda selection."

ONE MAN, ONE MACHINE the new blockbuster from paramount pictures.....

Getting killed by a vending machine...to this music...even if it weren't Deus Ex I would say, "What a shame." Seriously, with this music I expected Jensen to run into one of the other mercs holding a lemon-lime machine and the two have a stand-off for ten minutes.

34 people didn't immerse themselves in taste

I demand a lets play where the only weapon used is anything you can pick up and throw!

It's so beautiful !

I saw some kind of graphic comparing various ways to die vs getting killed by a shark. I think 13 people died a year to vending machines - looks like the number will skyrocket in the future.

Sweet jesus, that pun. Kudos.

Pure genius and awesome epicness!

The title is pure genius.

That vending machine has balls of steel.

Dear sir, we would like to award you an honorary Internet Doctorate for your efforts. Thank you.

Also taking occasional potshots of crowds before raining vending machine hellfire on them.

The description is the best part of this video.

That was so goddamn beautiful.