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The emperor gonna thrust the warp itself, next with this newfound information

Wow

So GMO’s are nothing new and have been around for thousands of years? See people? Nothing’s wrong with them in the first place!

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​@@ferdiansyahrakha138slaneesh will stop being horny after the god emperor of humanity hipthrusts his tool

Honestly I'm incredibly proud of a lot of the batshit insane accomplishments humanity has racked up but it only adds to the disappointment when we do something incredibly fucking stupid.

@@imasspeons imagine how big E feels knowing the true potential of humanity and seeing what they do constantly. no wonder he just sit in that chair deep in depression.

@@loft777 I wouldn't get up if I were him either.

@@loft777 "i'm so sick of this heresy bullshit, do you think if i just sat down and stop moving they'll pretend i'm dead." "oh they somehow got even worse..." "i guess i'll just keep siting here now. I dont care anymore"

@@oscarlove4394 more or less, lol

That's not malcador, thats a tech priest, probably Archmagos Dominus Belisarius Cawl

@@snowrider187 Definitely Belisarius Cawl. Same amount of spider-like legs

@@preumsclassiques2654 I'm almost certain this is Arkhan Land.

@@ZeroCanalX Appropriate, since he's next to Jimmy Space.

@@ToaArcanThat is now my canonical name for the Emperor of Man Kind, ‘Jim Space, the second cousin of Jesus Christ and Conan the Barbarian.’

Morale taken care of 👌😂

For the emperor, I shall make a fruit even greater than a lemon.

I wish they were directed at me-

@@Berd-Wasted. Say what?

Move yo body fr

@@Divine_general_raga I SHALL THRUST HARDER

@@-Flip_reset- OH NO

I'd vote for him.

@@unreeeal493 No need to vote, the Unification Wars and Great Crusade were enough.

​@@unreeeal493it's a dictatorship, you can't vote

*mankind

EMPEROR?? NO!!!!!!! HE IS THE GOD EMPEROR YOU HERETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is why humans deserve to rule over the stars 😎

“We were born to inherit the stars”

Counter point: Orkz iz da bestest.

Wait until you hear about Space Lemons AKA Splemons from Alpha Centauri

Now if only they would stop rebelling against their father 😢

Humans are the greatest species in the universe and the emperor is the greatest of humans 💪😎

Yeah I love this video 😅

Mankind's birthright is every star in the galaxy, nothing less.

​@@Lux_Ferox *universe

yeah i go big E on your momm-E

*high* art indeed.

Of course they are. It is art of the Emperor of mankind and all other art is suspect.

Yes two... (Hides away all the slaanesh animations)

XD @@NOOB-ps8km

have you seen that one space marine playing epic sax guy. That's the third one

To him, the ultimate sign of man's domination of the universe is if we no-selled everything it threw at us and our biggest problems were man-made

"if you don't like the problems we create, just wait until you see our solutions" ~ a representative of the Holy Inquisition in service of the Golden Throne, probably

​@@voximperatoris1175Ordo Xenos and Ordo Malleus in a nutshell

@@voximperatoris1175 mankind: we create the problems so we can create solutions, also we try making things idiot proof, but we also keep making better idiots so what I'm trying to say xeno is I'm about five seconds away from combining a lemon, spoiled milk, and a bunch of sand into a monster and squirt into someone's eyes and it is going to probably be you

Lemons aren't metaphor for problems, lemons are metaphor for problems that you can do something about. Meaning that in his words, humanity had no problem left that it couldn't fix. But okay 👌

It would be the most epic moment for mankind

"Ahh the Omnissiah is truly perfection"

Lmao I’m going to start calling Custodes Lemons instead of bananas now

@@wigligigly3375I mean, Bananas as we know them don’t occur naturally. They’ve all been genetically modified by humans and aren’t able to grow naturally.

Funny fact he's like 4,000 years old

He’s actually 50,000 years old

​@@LordCrate-du8zm Coz he was born in 10,000 BC, and it's canonically 40,000 AD.

Nah, bro : Human Potential is the best but Humanity is crap.

@@Kaito57if there are people who use that potential to the best they can, humanity isn't crap by default 🥱

​@@Kaito57How tf do you even separate these two things you filthy idealist

Humans inventing Lemons: Damn we f*cked up, this is so bitter i cant even eat it! Also Humans: Hold on Hold on ... i think we can still salvage this... *proceeds to make lemonade*

Just like we gave ourselves climate change and then immediately cleaned up our act and became an ecologically sustainable civilization. wait that's not right

I know right! the last bit of "LIFE NEVER GAVE US LEMONS.... WE INVENTED THEM" has so many interpretations, and the whole thing is somehow still in character for the Emperor. This is a god tier shitpost and I meant that in the most honest praise way.

Not really. They're metaphor for bad situation THAT can be turned to your advantage or that you can escape with your smarts and labor. He means that life gave us EVEN LESS and we're still here.

@@TheArklyte That what I mean with has so many interpretations and they all fit. For me the intended interpretation was "life didnt even give us lemons to make lemonade with, we made our own lemons" as a way to show the resilience of mankind and its technological prowess.

If we invented something, we can destroy them too. That's the message!

​@@TheArklyte Something something Men of Iron revolt, something something rise of the Imperium.

Glad to see Dorn updating us even beyond the grave

Glad to see another TTS Dorn reference here. Bravo

​@@imasspeons YES! -Rogal Dorn

@@NanoNovaBlast "No." - also Rogal Dorn

​@@guardianofthetoasters2323 He's being dead... in the pretend

Wise, inspirational and absolutely insane.

This is legit the best animated Emperor I have ever seen. Not that he gets animated often (he can't move EHEHEHEH) But that is part of the point, I love seeing in flesh Emperor doing his thang

That's definitely TTS big E

It reminds me so much of his version in the Parenting universe Alfabusa made, absolutely insane, while also smart as hell@@laughingman7467

​@@laughingman7467 Big E in dawn years.

“His Legion just seized the Great Lemon Plantationinum on Neptune.”

@@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll”I WANT IT GONE SEND THE EXTERMANATUS”

"He´s claiming Limes are superior."

Indeed

Won't be long until this is copyrighted by GW and forced to be taken down.

@@juzzi137That will make it canon

​@@kleszczoros4885even better

​@@juzzi137Not really? Flashgitz still exists lol.

​@@Berd-Wasted. They sell merch Flashgitz somehow got away with it

"Pineapples are much more defensive than a pathetic lemon Dorn, and pineapples are much better on pizza, lemons can't do that." - Magnus The Red

TTS 😋

​@@ozfifer7392 I am fortifying this position! ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■

@wesleythomas7125 "That's a very nice beard you have Sir, I too have a beard."

I was looking for this quote in here.

A more fitting reaction for him would be to immediately fire whoever invented the lemons..

and *then* rest peacefully

If we can invent lemons, then we can surely invent a combustible lemon!

@@nm5329 well, he can rest peacefully because his aoutomated robots could find whoever first invented the lemons or hunt down his descendants.

Omg Big E is Cave Johnson XD

"They are my bulwark against overly sweet lemonade. They are the defenders of Vitamin C. And they shall know no expiration date!"

lemons that burn your house down

Ah yes, the custodes

​@@eggwulf2374they are bananas but bananas are also genetically modified. In fact, it is the most genetically modified food and all we ever get are clones of clones.

What, he gonna squeeze it to Chaos Gods' eyes ?

From what little I know of The Emperor, that's literally what he is. A multi-millenia-old human who has been a symbol of humanity so long that he is a god of "humanity" the same way Poseidon is a god of the sea.

well he is humanity's father after all

Ironically, he's actually a terrible parent.

@@counterstriker500 As much as a good chunk of modern black library authors are still trying to paint him as a shit parent, from early books and codex info we do know he parented about as well as he could while managing a massive multi-system empire and dealing with 21 kids (well 16, he didnt bother to parent angron and alpharius got the dad-treatment by Malcador)

TTS Emprah is Canon Emprah in my heart.

"My lord, why is this relevant?" "MAKE ME THE BEST FUCKING JUICER IN THE GALAXY, I'M MAKING SOME GODDAMN LEMONADE!"

Someone had to work the Spotlight.

@@LordCrate-du8zm "Lord Magos, I am all for the consecration of the blessed machinery, but why for this blending apparatus in particular?" _pan to a gigantic juicer being anointed with lubricants, given wax seals, and surrounded by techpriests slowly swinging lit exhaust-shaped censers towards it, blanketing the overengineered blender gently with scented smoke_ "...Knowledge may be divine, but it may be for the best to not ask questions you are not prepared to have the answers for."

“…and we’re _sure_ this guy’s the Omnissiah?”

These comments are golden like the emperors armor

The Emperor's a complicated bloke, so I can imagine him going from stoic, brooding version when he's with Malcador (planning for the future) to the manic scientist when he gets a few seconds of downtime with his Custodes or Perpetuals.

And i love both versions equally

With the theory that he is split into multiple pieces when he nearly died to FUCKING HORUS, this is very likely.

Well I got news for you, both versions canonically exists sometimes even at the same time in the same room. The Emperor's mastery over the warp makes a veil that makes everyone see the Emperor as a version they would admire, thar's why he's able to please literally everyone, and why everyone has a different version of the emperor.

tbf while minor to most people because of how mundane they appear alot of the minor things we hold for granted show off our complete mastery over nature like WE MADE A FRUIT we took the natural process of species surviving by developing minor mutations AND MADE IT A SOUR FRUIT. what other species has just said "i dont like the food we have a almost unlimited supply of and can create at basically will....screw it ima make a new one" like its mundane to us but it requires us to literally create exact specifications to genetically modify a orange to CREATE A WHOLE NEW FRUIT...and to top it all off IT SUCKS SO WE DID IT BECAUSE WE COULD. and dont even get me started on spices the level to which humans can use the building blocks around them is so amazing. to be able to harness the chaos of reality a bunch of random variables floating around in space time and what are we able to do with these? MAKE FRUIT THAT SUCKS. humanity can be so cool when we aren't killing each other

Emperor protects.

I do really wish we got more cannon looks behind the emperors facade sometimes. I mean, he's the closest personality wise to a modern guy. I know the mystique is kinda the point, but I'd like to know what kinda stuff he found funny.

@@thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong Considering he grew up in ancient times, and the fact that the oldest known joke is a fart joke, it should be obvious. Emps would probably laugh his golden ass off at a good fart joke. Maybe thats how they finally wakes him up completely, just by having Guilliman fart in front of the Golden Throne. :P

@@The_KeeperI’d say that all the years of maturity and learning as well as the development through the future would change that but… does it ever for humans? I dunno but I definitely could see an offensive fart joke related to Nurgle getting his approval.

@@thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong Closest to a modern guy? Not really lol

5. when life gives you bitter oranges and citrons, make lemons and squirt them into life's eyes 6. when life gives you bitter oranges and citrons, gaslight life into think it gave you lemons and say Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

between 2 and 3 there was the belief that you should make life take them back

dont make lemonade, make life take the lemons back!

"If you're dealt a buncha lemons, you gotta take those lemons and stuff em down someone's throat until they see yellow!"

​@@noahhager1187big facts that quote gives me life and is up on my wall

Damn!

I mean, thats what you get after a few thousand years of living

​@filipbitala2624 few hundred thousands*

To be fair, he's probably seen every iteration of human to ever exist, so that's fair. The collective matters more than the individual in his eyes.

The irony is that in the metaphorical context, he is proud that humanity invented it´s own problems.

​@@unnamed1613 Like math.

My personal favorite version is just this workaholic that tries to make everything work. Kinda like Gulliman

I think both these interpretations fit together. He's a workaholic propelled by his enthusiasm for humanity, for better and worse.

Given that the Primarchs are facets of him, that means, by reverse, he has *all* their traits. The man both loves Humanity (Vulkan), but is willing to sacrifice what he has to (Peter Turbo) or use whatever tactics necessary (Kurze) to get the job done.

For me it's the idea that humanity is in control of it's destiny, not waiting for like to give us lemons.

Memento Mori.

I like to think that he does not realize we were also the ones to invent the saying of "if life gives you lemons", so for him the fact that we invented lemons is like a way huger humanity win over nature than it is since there are many more plants we "created"

Unus annus

@@ulli-dulli333 Memento Mori.

Listen, he was very busy, he's catching up on a few things.

'Cause life never gave him lemons

Nonsense, I've been told he's attended many lemon parties.

The emperor is a glorified lemon it’s heresy if he hasn’t

ALL HAIL THE MAN EMPEROR OF MAN KIND

ALL HAIL THE MAN EMPEROR OF MANKIND!

ALL HAIL THE MAN-EMPEROR OF MANKIND!

yey

BANANA

Oh my gosh I actually did and I barely realized it.

Make sure to do it in time to the music

No, I'm not hip-thrusting the air in a mcdonalds

@@hajimakairu5451 PFTTHASHHFHFF

@@hajimakairu5451 Yeah but you thought about it.

Over 500,000 years of babysitting humanity will cause someone to forget the origins of the lemon

He probably forgot. He was in still Anatolia when the lunatic farmer in northern India crossbreeded the bitter orange and the citrod back in 700BC.

lmao puts in perspective how old he is@@WeirdTale

“How many people did he kill this time?” “About 522, Magos” “well, at least it’s better then when he found out about watermelon.”

meaning that you don't already?? here inquisitor, here is the heresy.👆

The last thing i expected going into 2024 but good God how welcome it is

thank you for the source. I've heard it many times before but classical music is hard to remember the titles. Dvorak is an MVP of mine.

gotta love legend of the galatic heros for introducing it to me

Have you listened to the Wizards Last Ryhmes by Rhapsody? Its a metal version of Dvorak's 9th and it goes HARD. It's also the theme of the Bosnian Knight of Ignis

Thank you! It was eating at me I couldn't remember the name of this piece.

any time I hear this song I think of Augus.

Extremely Based 💪🗿

WITH THE PURE POTENTIAL OF HUMANITY AND OUR DRIVE TO SPIT IN THE EYES OF NATURE ITSELF I BLIND THEE, XENOS

The greatest weapons in the universe: Lemons.

~~Praise be to Space King~~

@@thereprehensible435EAT MY LEMONS SPACE COMMIES

Facts

"Better yet, why did you make me believe in a God just to prove to me that religion is stupid?" -Uriah continued to say calmly as he walked into said burning church.

"Because this story we're in is just a gussied up example of what every internet argument between religious edgelords _think_ they're having against atheist edgelords, when the reality is those all have less dignity than an animated video of me hip-thrusting to the skewering of an old truism like it was a profound realization. Now here, let's share these graham crackers and marshmallows and make smores from the smoulders of your burning metaphor, I mean 'church.'"

"Because I burned it... WITH LEMONS! Yeah, I invented combustible lemons, just so I coud burn your house down!"

He always has been and always will be

Juxtaposition of this resplendence and grand revelation with him rambling next to some rando techpriest in an empty room in the very next shot is a comedic genius I will never get tired of. It's perfect beyond words. It's Alfabusa level of perfect in-character comedy.

I wish I could like this comment but it is at the funny number

Primaris Lemons, y'all.

And also making his own brain a hybrid fruit in a way.

1969?

@@tristanband4003 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/Z89gnJidrJyzmpc.htmlsi=FNLKvn0H7lqbgQvX Damn straight brother, he lived through all of human history

Erda mentionned, trash character and poor storytelling detected

@@nonuchelepreux207 No shit, it’s universally accepted that she’s trash. But it is funny that the Emperor is a sex haver

@@tristanband4003 no, the summer of 69

I was in kinda the same boat. I was like “mankind, in their hubris, gave lemons unto themselves”

Girly man gonna make some lemonade 😏

So the civilization led by a 50k+ years old, immortal man hates mutants?! I mean, wtf do they think HE is?! God?!

Big E didnt personally have any (major) problems with mutants or aliens. Its just cus lorgar being the religious piece of crap he is, made everyone belief big E is a god and from there. Everyone believed that anything deviating from human must be purged

@@anonimanonim2710funnily enough yes; even though that’s the LAST thing he wished to be. Also a part of the reason he is so powerful is the Orks. They have this ability where whatever they believe, becomes reality. These Orks have battled the Imperium enough to know how powerful the Emperor is and truly believe that he’s as powerful as a god-thus, making him as powerful as a god.

WE GAVE LEMONS LIFE

"This is a bucket"

The Emperor: "My Golden Throne should be fine...as long as nobody tears open a hole to the Warp." Magnus: "Question!" The Emperor: "What's your question, Magnus?" Magnus: "I've torn open a hole in the Warp." The Emperor: "...what?" Magnus: "Tzeentch told me to." The Emperor: "Where!? Where did you tear open a hole to the Warp!?" Magnus: "I have done nothing but rip holes in the Warp towards Terra for three days."

Same, what's next? Tzeentch Shenanigans?

​@@LordCrate-du8zmJUST AS PLANNED

@@LordCrate-du8zm a new series: The Primarchs Once Said

It is truly a blessed day

@@BrianHall33Lorgar’s episode is gonna be him whining to Big E about how he’s definitely a god who should be worshipped, then cutting to Monarchia in flames.

Life according to Cave Johnson, summarized?

​@@tristanband4003 Young Cave: If life gives you lemons make lemonade. Old Cave: If life gives you lemons don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. I don't want your damn lemons. What am i supposed to do with these? I wanna see life's manager. He will rue the day that he gave Cave Johnson lemons. I don't remember the rest.

​@@temkin9298 i'm not sure myself but i think it went like this: "... Make life rue the day he gave Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who burns your house down! With the lemons! I'll have my scientists build me a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

that would be accurate since i think its implied that he was born either in or around the neolithic era

I think about 8000 BC@@heliosjollywolf9552

​@@heliosjollywolf9552 Yeah, around the 8th Millennium BCE. He also predates the mutation of lactose tolerance

@@worldlinezero4783 a shame he didnt sped any of that time figuring out how to actually rule an empire

The empror being lactose intolerant is a hilarious concept@@worldlinezero4783

This makes so much sense

Don't forget scratching his now existing nose (damn Nurgle!)

Interesting fact. btw still waiting for the emperor text-to-speech device Jamaica return by the way since technically is not the last episode that's on indefinite

“Oh… right… Ferrus… which one was he again?” “The engineer one, my lord.” “Wasn’t that Perturabo?”

"No. Ferrus Manus" … "The Gorgon of Medusa" … "Primarch of the Iron Hands?" … "You don't even remember him, don't you?" ... "Yeah that tracks"

It’s primarch number 10

​@@williamswensenmotta1692 "Ha, so much for machines being better than the already powerful biological enhancements I have given them. Honestly they're so into machines I half thought they would have joined the mechanist in worshipping their 2011 Honda Civic." Lmao

@@Esteban-nk3nm milord, that is the holiest of our artifacts. It predates the dark age of technology! All praise the saintest of Sedans!