Vaush talks about porn like it's literally any other political topic. I'm there for it

Corn Stunlock sounds 100% like Actual Jake's anime stand

i was expecting a stunlock about the overabundance of corn in the american diet. dissapointed.

Twelve minutes in and I'm beginning to think this stunlock isn't actually about corn 🤔🤔🤔

"Porn is better when there are stories." Objectively correct.

Was sincerely wondering how could Voosh get into a stunlock about maize, but, overall, seemed like a very interesting discussion anyway

It took me literally 10 minutes of the video before I realized the term corn was being used as euphemism for porn and not Vaush yelling at chat about the viability of monoculture

"The lore makes the sex better..." is the best sentence I've ever heard.

Is it sad I was looking forward to vaush talking about actual corn

It's so weird to hear "PrEP is expensive" when it's literally free here in the UK.

corn (maize) actually has a very interesting history. the wikipedia on maize goes in depth, and i highly recommend reading it

Ironically, the concept of sissy porn where the sissy is AFAB sounds very validating to me as a transman. Because despite the person being AFAB, they are treated as men, just as submissive men. Also I have a feeling a lot of cis guys might like sissification and similar porn because they can't accept their more feminine side so they get off on the humiliation. Now I wonder if there is a name for dominating transmen x women porn...

"We don't all talk like that." "ENOUGH OF YOU DO >:[" I fucking died lmao

27:59 That autogynephilia study is so funny. I love it when we test the limits and implications of measures by using them with different populations.

I deadass didn't realize until 15:39 that at no point was he going to talk about actual corn as in the crop from the midwest

After the bean stunlock, I was actually expecting a segment on corn. Thank you for the intro to get me on the right track lol

That opening animation was just *chef's kiss*

Corn was first domesticated by native peoples in southern Mexico about 10,000 years ago. Modern corn is believed to have been derived from the Balsas teosinte (Zea mays parviglumis), a wild grass. Its culture had spread as far north as southern Maine by the time of European settlement of North America, and Native Americans taught European colonists to grow the indigenous grains. Since its introduction into Europe by Christopher Columbus and other explorers and colonizers, corn has spread to all areas of the world suitable to its cultivation. It is grown from 58° N latitude in Canada and Russia to 40° S latitude in South America, with a corn crop maturing somewhere in the world nearly every month of the year. It is the most important crop in the United States and is a staple food in many places. Physical description The corn plant is a tall annual grass with a stout, erect, solid stem. The large narrow leaves have wavy margins and are spaced alternately on opposite sides of the stem. Staminate (male) flowers are borne on the tassel terminating the main axis of the stem. The pistillate (female) inflorescences, which mature to become the edible ears, are spikes with a thickened axis, bearing paired spikelets in longitudinal rows; each row of paired spikelets normally produces two rows of grain. Varieties of yellow and white corn are the most popular as food, though there are varieties with red, blue, pink, and black kernels, often banded, spotted, or striped. Each ear is enclosed by modified leaves called shucks or husks.

Can we use this intro for the vaush pit from now on?

I've harbored a lot of guilt for liking this stuff when i was pre-trans, because of how a lot of it is framed. I'm really glad to see this discussed outside of those communities in a way that isn't negative. thank you very much for this.

There are an incredible amount of cisgender crossdressers or people who go in drag. I knew at least 2, one of which had 3 kids and a wife but he would cross dress when going to a drag club on weekends. There's also a lot of people who'll do it as strictly a kink and only in the bedroom. I think hetero/cisgender cross dressing is FAR FAR FARRRRR more commonly enjoyed than Vaush or a lot of people may think.

Herpes has a major stigma (and it can be bad depending on the person and the severity is very elastic from person to person) but people tend to be very nonchalant about Chlamydia which can cause you to go blind and syphilis is deadly if left untreated this being said please practice safe sex and get tested regularly if you are active

32:15 I just want to say that as a non binary person, the fact that I'm 6'3 and pretty strong is pleasing to me, even in a sexual context,but in a way that's not related to my gender at all. I just like my body and picturing myself using my strength from an outside perspective is just very satisfying overall

just for the record, while inflexion can really help in sounding conventionally feminine, the biggest part is resonance. People with a lot of testosterone tend to have larger pipes so there's more room for the sound to bounce around in and the quality of the sound is different (that's why trans masc folks on T get more masculine voices without necessarily needing voice training as T literally makes their throats and voice boxes grow bigger) . So even at the same pitch, the resonance is heavier. Trans fems can compensate for this by actively constricting the mouth and throat with muscles and until that becomes automatic that can result in a strained sounding voice. It can also be hard to lift the resonance without lifting pitch at the same time, so if you want to keep your resonance light you can end up pegging your pitch high too, limiting your inflexion. But with a bit of training you can separate resonance from pitch and keep your voice sounding light and fem even when you drop the pitch down. Personally, I like having quite a deep husky voice, but with a light resonance it still sounds fem. A great resource for learning this is a channel called Trans Voice Lessons here on youtube

I actually thought this was about Corn as I can totally see chat somehow stunlocking him into a conversation about corn fields. Vaush eats corn the long way 🌽 Edit: I'm now getting ads for corn based snacks on Facebook. Fuck sake hahah

It always makes me smile when Vaush talks about voice training stuff. I'm like "Yeah! Resonance!"

"I've watched a good number of Markiplier videos." An elegant finale to the corn stunlock.

That intro was godly

It's true. Audio prawn's really popping off lately cuz stories and narratives make the prawn so much better and I will die on this hill

I was expecting a discussion about the economics of food production but this will do as well

I was 4 when I got my first cold sore, and my sister was around the same age when she got hers. Our mom had them and kissed us on the mouth as kids and so I've dealt with cold sores in every school picture (it always came around that time). And I dealt with kids saying how disgusting I was. Thanks mom.

I thought this was going to be a segment on corn subsidization in the US lol

33:59 This whole segment about making your voice "hotter" is unironically an excellent piece of advice that I didn't expect to get from this video, and not even because I want to sound "hotter". I'm a guy with a deep voice and a very monotone enunciation, and I've encountered numerous situations in my life where it actively diserved me, especially during audio-only calls where I came across as antipathic/bored/blasé because my voice doesn't express much by default. Whereas the reason I love Vaush's content (beside his actual views and his competence at articulating them) is the fact that he does that with a deep, but poised and eloquent voice. That's how I want to sound like ._.

Umm sir, I was led to believe that there would be actual corn here?

as a trans woman (who is 19 btw, remember, I'm 19), there wasn't much trans stuff around when I was growing up, there was the occasional transition video I'd see and not understand but the things that were common were tg (transgender) comics/animations, drag, crossdressing, and "sissy corn". there just weren't a lot of resources on trans people, I was in middle school when another trans girl in my school came out, and I didn't come out till my senior year of high school. but I was in those "sissy communities" (as unhealthy as they were) from about 11. and let me tell you, when the term femboy came out, there was a great migration away from sissy and into femboy. there was a full-blown pipeline from damaged sissy to healing femboy and ending at the horny twitter trans girl. we were part of the reason femboy basically just meant trans woman for so long, why it was so sexualized, because we were taught being trans was being a sissy, and we begrudgingly filled that role until something better came along and we booked it. I'm making this very clear, sissy stuff is for trans women and it is the fetishization of trans women. ask almost any trans woman, and they know and have very strong opinions on sissy stuff, whether it's from being thought of as a sexual object in childhood or the fact transition and seeing other trans people was what kept them alive. it's a trans thing, trans women watch it. even if you look at the actresses who make it, where they be part of a big company or they do it at home, if you scroll through their videos, 90% of them identified or listed their videos as "sissy" and called themselves "sissies" just a few years ago and at some point changed their account to say trans woman. I have no idea where you all are getting the idea that the vast number of viewers are not confused trans women who haven't cracked their eggs yet, or where you're finding content where the sissies aren't played by trans woman. I honestly think you're all delusional. in recent years, with trans acceptance on the rise, it's turned into more of thing for trans men, women, and enbies who like being degraded or just remember it after a therapy session. in some ways it's gotten healthier (as in it wasn't the only easily accessible line trans people could access to learn trans people existed), and in others it's gotten worse, it depends on the trans person you ask. yes, of course it's mostly targeted toward men, it is the fetishization of trans bodies and very few trans people have happy and healthy relationships with it because it actively dehumanizes us and says we only exist to serve men. it's not healthy (especially if it's your intro to trans people as it tended to be for a lot of us), not healthy at all. but trust me, the older stuff is especially targeted towards trans women. there was literally no reason for this post, I normally have a mental break when I hear the term sissy, but chat pissed me off with the mis-info on it so like... thank you chat for turning my mental break into rage... I think... yeah, we'll go with thank you...

I love the way vaush uses inflection when he talks, he is probably my favorite youtuber (in general but also) to listen to just speak. The advice about inflection is fantastic.

And here I was thinking that we were going to talk about corn's importance in US agricultural industry.

Honestly the vocal inflection stuff is useful for everyone. Dude's get on the inflection game

That’s actually really good advice on the voice inflections trans folk. I’m trans and use any pronouns and people tend to use she/her for me when I speak with more inflections.

I used to be really into sissy stuff when I was an egg. It kinda fucked me up cause it led me to believe me being trans was a fetish. I had memories of wanting to be a girl from before I got into sissy stuff tho, so I convinced myself to start HRT anyway and when I did it was pretty obvious that it wasn't a fetish at all cause my libido dropped to 0 for a long while and I was totally happy transitioning.

Screw my initially intended comment..."AIDSING it up" is the funniest thing I've heard all week, & Vaush didn't even flinch when he said it.😂

I mean.. literally, if you were to click on the first interracial vid you see on the homepage of xvids, spankbang, the Hub or whatever, there's literally a 90% chance there's NO racist dialogue in the entire video. Usually, it's just the comments where racism is(surprise surprise, racists are more opinionated than your average coomer lol) I mean do you guys be using 4Chan to search for porn or something?😂 I mean some vids have obviously racist titles like "X woman submits to superior Y man's ****" but even then that's not the title of the official Film from the studio, but just the title a reuploader made. The vid's usually just.. not racist. Vids w/ racist dialogue is usually the niche "cuckold" stuff, "forced" stuff😬, or videos with raceplay tags or titles from the official production studio's website or upload loaded from their official account on 3rd party website. All of which... *is pretty rare UNLESS you go out of your way to look for this stuff.* It just sounds like something from Steven Crowder's audience would say "The media is pushing interracial porn to promote interracial relationships and end western civilization" etc..🤷🏻‍♂

A bit disappointed this wasn't an Actual Jake crossover, maize be to our corn pop.

Can we just take a moment to appreciate whoever put that intro together? Smooth af

I came hoping to hear about the actual corn problem in the US...

It took me about 20 minutes to find out this wasn't about corn.

You know, I thought this was actually going to be about corn subsidies and corn syrup and stuff.

7:00 thanks for the new phobia voosh

That intro was a banger

23:37 These sound like the code words to wake up the Winter Soldier

Wild that shoe in that clip covers like a whole octave in just a couple seconds and gets really low, like well into the speaking range of most guys. Resonance and inflection really does make a massive difference vs pitch

That intro was just to panic those without headphones, wasn't it?

I honestly thought this was going to be a video where vaush was going to teach me about ethanol or something and I was here for it

Why do I feel so called out by this video lol 🤣

Thought there was going to be an Actualjake crossover episode

meanwhile, me, an afab enbie who just gets off to effeminate men being dominated in any context because I think they're cute but I do understand that I'm not the target audience for these genres and don't get off to it for the reasons intended in its creation

The best type of stunlock tbh

just for the record, while inflexion can really help in sounding conventionally feminine, the biggest part is resonance. People with a lot of testosterone tend to have larger pipes (that's why trans masc folks on T get more masculine voices without needing voice training). So even at the same pitch, the resonance is heavier. Trans fems can compensate for this by actively constricting the mouth and throat with muscles and until that becomes automatic that can result in a strained sounding voice. It can also be hard to lift the resonance without lifting pitch at the same time, so if you want to keep your resonance light you can end up pegging your pitch high too, limiting your inflexion. But with a bit of training you can separate resonance from pitch and keep your voice sounding light and fem even when you drop the pitch down for emphasis. A great resource for learning this is a channel called Trans Voice Lessons here on \youtube

I would love to see someone try & take Vaush's top/bottom profiling argument into any other territory, since I don't imagine it'd go very well.

31:16 as a short (5'5) dom with a 6'2 sub bf hearing this was so funny, it's always hilarious in real life too when people don't expect our dynamic to be this way

Damnit I thought he was gonna talk about actual corn

I can't stop thinking of the Gowron Glory Hole meme now. Hardware stores sell an at home glory hole, it's a 2x2 sheet of drywall and a hole-saw.

I actually thought he was gonna talk about corn or corn syrup in food for 40 minutes. I'm only slightly disappointed.

when you're twenty minutes in and realize it won't actually be about corn

I got 12 minutes in before I realized ‘corn’ in the title didn’t actually mean corn. I was wondering how he was going to transition into farming lmao

I needed this video to exist

I hate that I have to put the "Vaush Sissy Take" in my list of disagreements with him alongside guns.

Bro...... I actually thought this was gonna be a support corn farmers video. I'm so dumb lmao

As a black guy who prefers black girls it can be genuinly hard to find black on black Corn with any production quality.

i always forget how much of a Bottom Voice™ i have until i actually hear myself in like recordings

I don't like how loosy goosy this conversation is. I'm a black woman in Atlanta and we are the number 1 population to get HIV/AIDS. It's nothing to shug your shoulders at. No STD is anything to just shug off. They are all extremely dangerous and something to get tested for on a regular and to be taken seriously. I've been extremely blessed and favored to not have any sort of STD, not even Amy sort of herpes or HPV. Been a high price SW for 10 years now. I take my health very serious. Just because there's a pill or shot for it, does not mean it's not to be taken any less serious.

"Xan's house" 😂😂😂 -the chat I saw with regards to having a glory hole party

I was here for 20 mins before I realised I'd never get the ACTUAL CORN discourse I wanted

I legitimately thought this would be a discussion about NAFTA and corn subsidies 😂

Loved listening to this as I shaved, very insghtful. Thank you voosh

This video made me realize Shoe sounds like if Moist transitioned.

The corn stunlock was entertaining, but the voice modulation bit was downright insightful.

i actually thought this was going to be about corn. the intro didnt even tip me off.

I came straight from pornhub so I thought the CIA was fucking with me. Thanks Vaush!

20:59 called me out for real smhmhmhmh

I was disappointed that this stunlock wasn’t actually about corn

Lmao Tempist nailed the title and thumbnail

Vaush is right about the voice modulation. Trans-fems I notice tend to talk with just a high-pitched voice, when its about your enunciations, your expressions, softness, and your tone.

Aw jeez, im beginning to run out of corn facts with all these corn videos being put out 😅 Well, anywho, here are 3 more fun corn facts to make your brain kernels pop; • The United States produces over a third of the corn grown in the world. • Around 8 tons of carbon dioxide is consumed per 1 acre of corn. As a byproduct of this, corn also produces the largest amount of oxygen out of all plants. • Pellagra is a malnourishment condition caused by a severe lack of the vitamin niacin in someone's diet. It had a wide outbreak amongst non-indigenous americans in the 19th century as corn was being introduced to them by indigenous people. This was due to the fact that the non-indigenous people didnt used the process known as nixtamalization (soaking corn in an alkaline solution to make it easier to work with and more nutritious) when preparing their corn for consumption.

Corn is violence.

Wow what a relevant video, I have a cold sore right now

Wouldn't a 0 Kelvin take be the complete opposite of a hot take? That would be a freezing take. An absolute zero take even

As a black pan guy I'm shocked that me and Vaush have very similar interest in porn and very much the same problems lol

it took me 25 minutes to realise he wasn’t going to start talking about actual corn.

kid's get it even from their parents

What a goddamn amazing intro lmao

And now I have to go watch Dan Harmon's recounting of The Hoverboard Cuckold. Lol

You can get it from sampling makeup from the once publicly available samples in a Sephora cosmetics store.

I went into this video legitimately thinking it'd be about corn and subsidies and shit

I was actually expecting to see corn lol

As someone who doesn't live in a country where there's a lot of black people around, it's difficult for me to tell whether my attraction to black women is normal and healthy or some kinda racist exoticisation of that race. Like, I don't find black women more "wild" or anything, but I guess there's something like... an inner confidence I see with a lot of black girls? Like, they seem to usually have their shit together much more than a lot of white or even asian girls. Again, maybe this is racist but I dunno.

intro needs to be the new main channel intro

I thought this was a sequel to the Beanlock Unsubbed

Lmaooo that intro

I love the intro