Some backstory about the dystopian world in which The Everything Man, The Candy Man, etc operates: ephemeralrift.com/2019/04/09/the-dystopian-story-behind-the-everything-man-etc/

"Where did you get all this stuff?" "I got a guy" "Dang you have a guy for everything" "Yes, yes I do"

Society: You banning human freedom or just objects? World leaders: yes.

He's a real everything man, sitting in his everything land, making all his everything plans for everybody.

Methinks The Cocaine Man would not be so good at ASMR.

your every video feels like a movie i get so caught up in the story that i forget to fall asleep

If everything is banned then rules and law enforcment is banned, too. So, nothing is banned and we are free!

If he put like 5 ads at the end of every video he would make so much money because everyone would be asleep and not skip them

Everything Man's every THING: 0:00 Introduction 8:33 The number won, the plus sine, the numbr too. 10:20 Large Wrench (I think of Engineer personally) 11:20 Iron Pickaxe 12:56 Black Suitcase 17:17 Top Hat, a nice one 19:05 Stereo (I still own a few of these, do you?) 20:47 Blue Metal Percolator (honestly it's just a bloody tea kettle but tall) with matching mug 24:01 Wooden Mallet 25:02 Wooden Box 26:19 Blue Binder 28:13 Call of Cthulhu's Construction Cone (that's what I call it) 30:24 Komputer Keyboard/Computer Ceyboard 32:48 Comic Books 34:20 Call of Cthulu's Classic Cleenex 35:48 Painter's Brush 37:15 Corn Cob Holder (people use these?) 38:58 Bubble Wrap 40:46 ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZÄÖÜßáéíóú (but he just has an R, for Rift obviously) 44:04 Human Brains...he has them. 46:19 Pestle and Mortar (with Breadcrumbs) 48:02 Pet Boot 50:23 Rubber Chicken 52:08 Cutting Mat (just don't cut Matt) 54:07 Video Game Controller (I actually don't have any gaming systems so I honestly don't know what that is) 55:26 RDR 2 and The Last Guardian 57:43 Ghostbusters (the good one) and Alien. Both Blu-Ray. 59:08 Black Leather Gloves, I hope they come in brown as well. 1:00:47 Vinyl record albums (Slayer, Metallica, Misfits, and King Diamond) 1:03:00 Taking your order for literally anything you want, he has it. 1:08:00 Parting fare the well. 1:09:57 Aye, that's it. If I made any mistakes please inform me, and if for some reason you liked this, go ahead and give it a like so others may see. Anyway, cheers.

*YES THIS VIDEO MAY BE RELAXING BUT DON'T LET THAT CAUSE YOU TO FORGET THAT MR.KRABS SOLD SPONGEBOB'S SOUL FOR 62 CENT'S*

For those of you who want backstory, here Their first initiative was to put a global ban on the manufacture, sale and consumption of sugar and any man-made products containing sugar, from sugar cane to high fructose corn syrup. This meant that items such as ice cream, soda pop, chocolate milk, and candy bars were now illegal. This led to candy stores being forced to shut down. Restaurants were no longer permitted to offer sweetened salad dressings, desserts or sweet side dishes such as candied yams. Fast food restaurants were no longer permitted to offer fountain drinks, ketchup or any kind of sweet sauce on their burgers. Supermarkets were no longer allowed to sell any product whatsoever containing sugar of any kind. And worst of all, the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory was permanently shut down, and all of the Oompah Loompas were displaced, imprisoned, became refugees or went back to Loompaland. Knowing such a global policy would undoubtedly lead to riots in the streets and civil unrest, a new global law enforcement agency was simultaneously created and martial law was put into effect. Hidden behind mirrored face shields, wearing polyethylene body armor, and able to use lethal force at the slightest provocation, this new breed of intimidating officer policed every street corner around the clock, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. It made Judge Dredd look like Sheriff Woody. As the days turned to months, and the months to years, the people became accustomed to living without such simple pleasures that they once enjoyed. As one would imagine, it didn’t take long for sugar to become the most highly sought after item on the black market. Because of this, checkpoints were set up to indiscriminately search anyone at any time for potentially carrying sugar-based products either to consume or distribute. This, of course, led to abuse of power among many of the officers. Many children and adults were wrongfully imprisoned just by giving the searching officers the wrong look, refusing to cooperate, or responding in a less-than-pleasant manner. As predicted, riots did take place and many government offices were burned to the ground. What started out as angry protesters, turned to violent mobs and eventually guerrilla tactics were employed by the disgruntled, and even gruntled, citizens. The united governments of the world with their new law enforcement agency responded, and for a few years, there was nothing but chaos and violence on every street across the globe. But as the ban on sugar continued to be upheld, as the united coalition remained steadfast and lessened its contact with the citizens of the world, the people were eventually overpowered, weakened, and reluctantly gave up their struggle. They became subdued, complacent sheep. Exactly how the united coalition envisioned. Knowing how unjust this new world had become, one particular individual took matters into his own hands. He scoured the world for outlawed sweets and even began to manufacture his own. He then arranged secret meetings at undisclosed locations with those citizens who were willing to risk their lives to acquire the confections they desired. This purveyor of sweet hope and joy became known among the people as: The Candy Man. Soon, other governments and ruling classes across the universe began to take notice of the events that transpired on earth and they too began to follow suit by enforcing their own bans on sugar. Hearing this, The Candy Man then took it upon himself to travel through the rifts and bring his sweets to the deprived multitudes of far distant planets. A decade went by, and that is when the second ban went into effect: the outlaw of snacks. Potato chips. Cheese curls. Tortilla chips. Crackers. Any snack you can think of was banned. This gave rise to another individual known as The Snack Man, who was a clone of The Candy Man. This time, however, with the citizens having become completely subservient to their masters, there were no riots. Just reluctance and acceptance. With less resistance from their citizens, it took even less time to institute and enforce bans on such things as cheese and beverages. Over a century passed and the human race was reduced to a slave society. All of their once beloved freedoms, traditions, pleasures and comforts have been stripped away. The sole global government agency now has complete control and domination over the earth’s populace. No one even knows anymore who or what is in charge, since the only contact with any government official of any kind are the officers that enforce the laws and continue to patrol the streets, which are now empty due to everyone being sanctioned to live in organized districts behind 20 foot high walls topped with barbed weird and patrolled by armed guards and robotic sentries. And just when you think things couldn’t get any worse, the one global governing body took the banning initiative to an all-new extreme level, enforcing the ultimate ban. And that brings us to present day, and the story that will unfold in this video with your visit with The Everything Man.

I love how he doesn't have ads in his videos, we take that for granted but it's such a blessing! Thank you!

Bold of you to assume I wasn’t armed

I definitely need candy and snacks banned... The cravings can be strong and with the ban I think we would live a healthier, better quality of life. But then again no tv? No books? Good quality content Rift 👌🏼

I can see ER doing an aged/RE4 Leon S. Kennedy role-play and doing it justice...

United Governments: Everything is banned Me: Finally, now I can be nude in public

You should do a John wick role play you look just like him

I'd make a joke about the law being man-made but then I realized that the law in this universe is probably not that stupid.

Take a shot every time Rift says "ban" or "access"

Article 13: a Everything Man: brb gonna stock up on EVERYTHING from other timelines and make a profit, catch ya later

Dear ER, Thanks. , MC PS: that pick axe!!! Excited to get through the rest of this.

The ad before this video was an ASMR McCormick cookie recipe

_The Everything Man_ sounds like one of those trippy sci fi shows from the mid-70s that only ran for 14 episodes and thus never got a chance to go anywhere. Roddy McDowall could be counted on to be in at least one story, or if not him Jack Palance.

Do a Sheogorath from ES4:Oblivion roleplay

76 fellas disliked this video by now *a lot people don't understand the Ephemeral Rift lore*

Yes a better call Saul reference! You made my day uncle E.

Loving it, very happy to see you fleshing out this corner of the Rift Universe.

Matter of fact, it turns out that the Candy Man, Everything man, Snack man, Beverage Man, etc... have all done everything in their power to rid the world of all things and in doing this produce their own version of everything that they take and sell to people for prices way higher than what market value would be.

Here are a couple more “brother” ideas I’d love to see. I guess technically the Everything Man could sell them, but maybe buisness is so good their Father decided to split it up? -Appliance Man -Condiment/Spice Man -Candle Man -Electronics Man -Clothing Man -Fast Food Man I love this series!

Wait why is there another FBI agent in the comments here, I thought I was supposed to investigate here.

The best part of this channel is all the parts! Not only is the ASMR perfect(quiet whisper talking, perfect sounds and tapping) but the stories and ideas are just out of this world creative. If you're reading this "everything man" please know you have a huge fan right here!

Hour long video and no commercials, thank you so much

can’t wait to watch this ! thank you for your efforts !

You always have ideas for new Videos and you have my respect for that :-O

Thank you for dark background & whispering. Helps to sleep ❤️

Fell asleep last night watching your video and now I have one to watch when I’m up 🤠 aren’t you just one of the coolest fellas around! Thank you

Perhaps the associate known as Computer Man is actually in fact...the Spacebar Thief?!

Random dude: so how much “everything” would you like to know? E.R: yes

we better get a "Cheese Man" ASMR

I just love this series, snack man was my favorite! And just as I need to fall asleep, new one comes out 😅

'The Everything Man' sounds like a good album name for a 1984 Smooth Rock group

I have a hard time relaxing when I hear a male voice (usually) but ER is the only ASMRtist I can listen to and relax (that I know of) and I think that says a lot.

Your videos are so interesting (and often funny) I’m almost sad they make me fall asleep so easily... almost ;)

I love these post-apocalyptic type ASMR videos. Keep it up!

Wait.... he has easy access to all man made product that also includes NUCLEAR BOMBS

What is this Half-Life? Edit: Scratch that, is this George Orwell’s 1984?

This is the most tingly and the best asmr video i ever saw

I love that he brought Chuck into this.

But can you get me a kitchen sink?

You’re a genius E.R!!!! You’ve been my favorite since around 2014🙏🏽

When he said "Self defense" for the pipe wrench I immediately thought of Adrian Shephard.

I feel like it's strange that I started watching the candy man videos last week, and he decides to upload a new part the same week I started.

I expected that wooden box to be full since he's everything 25:05

For your next installment in this series, you should do "The Nothing Man"

Damnit I need a 5 minute condensed version of these so I can keep up with the story without falling asleep and having to watch it again because I missed most of it

Rift is such a madlad he made a website to help his fan base to grow even more

Has herr doctor ever considered a technique that feeds the sanitarium blue light from my screen as a supplement to its diet? I'm just concerned that it might have a blue light deficiency.

Great guy! Love your channel keep it up❤️

Watched the nothing man last night, tonight I’m bumping it up a notch

Just got an asmr ad before this... times really have changed

Never know what to expect here! Love it 🔥😊

if all the mans were made by somebody, it 100% iggy manley 'cause he's the MAN

ER is one of my fave ASMR'ists thanks for this bud

Now that asmr is mainstream, I still prefer Ephemeral... I'm from 2015 asmr and this still make me sleep, thank eph. From Lisbon, Portugal

So we have the candy man, snack man, sammich man & (kinda) the green man. And now The Everything Man? I think we can stop here, ER.

Two of each please.

I love these videos... so, so much!

Thanks for everything, man.

Showing up to the general goods store in Skyrim like

“You made it through all of the security checkpoints unharmed... for the most part?” Me: ...did... did I get punched in the face?!

"the everything man" just sounds like sm childhood game that would've been stupidly fun and creative to play awwe

Thanks for everything!

Ima take a plane to the UK and show people memes from everywhere else for money

i want ,,Aragorn - The Man ASMR" haha

Real shit did anyone else get the McCormick asmr ad of them making cookies cause that shit was great, finally asmr ads so I don't have to ear bleed before videos

This video is everything

I actually just got threatend by a fellow student who could kill me and this sort of helped me relax so thanks uncle rift

Does anyone else get a strong sense of Deja Vu? Like this exact video was done before under a different title?

ASMR AS THE AD, i feel blessed ... truly

My favorite part of this is how fed up the Everything Man is with this and how aggressively he teaches what math is. "I'm sure you have NO idea what that is"

You look like a combination of hank from detroit become human and dante from devil may cry

Have you read the _Glorious Tale of Old Man Henderson?_ I feel like you'd do him justice.

Thank you for the backstory stuff E. R.

Owner of The Nothing Store: "Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!"

The thumbnail title's style reminded me heavily of Cards Against Humanity [CAH], especially because of the black background. But yes, this ASMR otherwise seems rather interesting. Good job.

Its not the "Everything man" its just *"The Man"*

Great video uncle E🙂

Was falling asleep before I realized how deep this really was lol...ps big brother is watching you

I hope you're all doing well

All the female asmrtists are clickbaiting Valeria and jinx so here I am plus rift is awesome

There was an ASMR cooking commercial before this video 😎 I love that I live in a world where that exists

Hey Er :) been a fan for a long time, I am liking this video, but I really miss the 'healing hands' and hand motion videos, as well as the caring for a friend role play. I do like the Er universe stuff, but I do miss the old school stuff. I think you had a series called refuge, those were really great too. Would love to see these series' revived. Thanks :)

Literally no one: ER:The Everything Man

Wait if everything man made is banned, the 20ft wall around us is banned and the uniforms that were given out are also banned. So are the officers uniforms and what ever they use as weapons. Edit: I was thinking and if everything is banned that means that houses, shelter and storage That means that in the walls, it is a barren waste land full of people, all in the same outfits and not being able to speak or communicate, the people who died would either be taken away by the officers or left on the streets for the people to bury.

I love that he gets views. He’s so good

i think a good video idea or concept for a video would be to have the “cool vibes” intro song you use is some of your videos playing quietly in the background throughout the entire video

You look like a bearded Kurt Cobain I love it😎

when I'm going to be in my 40s/50s/60s I'd love to have a hairstyle and beard like papa rift

Perfect timing, it's time to sleep

Lol I’m on break at work watching this! I FEEL SO ALIVE