The Sleep Agent

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The Sleep Agent | ASMR

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Күн бұрын

A government agent pays you a much needed visit.
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What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.

Пікірлер: 694

@Ralph_Wiggum 6 жыл бұрын

Ah, Agent Smith. We finally meet. Normally it’s you watching me on the toilet through my phone.

@noble6TheReachGod 6 жыл бұрын

Ralph Wiggum I always get the urge to cover my phone camera when I need to shit. That must be why. Take care of your FBI agents, kids. The longer you stay awake, the longer they have to stay awake!

@Brandon_J 6 жыл бұрын

Crescent Mage omfg, I’m exactly the same. If I’m on my phone whilst on the toilet, I cover the camera, if I’m in my bed doing confidential things then I also cover the camera, I really don’t trust it, and I’m not the kind of guy to say “the government is a lie and they’re all watching us!”

@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335 6 жыл бұрын

Crescent Mage it's disguisting people use mobiles on the toilet. Just disguisting. Y don't u eat ur shit while ur at it.

@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335 6 жыл бұрын

Mr Goat disguisting

@Brandon_J 6 жыл бұрын

dog person lmao what

@Jadee95 6 жыл бұрын

"youre under A REST " haha get it? No?

@liadizer 6 жыл бұрын

Hahaha!! I like this one 😂😂

@vertex5291 6 жыл бұрын

Húginn yes

@VexingVelvet 6 жыл бұрын

Stop it, find help...

@gosekai 6 жыл бұрын

VexingVelvet ITS TIME TO STOP hahaha

@lucaszebeda8317 6 жыл бұрын

Delete this...

@GeneralBoss333 6 жыл бұрын

That's how it starts... You're just going about your business travelling throughout the Omniverse, then you suddenly encounter a gentleman like this, he puts you to sleep and you wake up in a padded cell at Arkham Sanitarium... Ahh memories.

@Newtilator 6 жыл бұрын

He's come here on a top secret mission to put you to sleep.... ... literally

@GigaChadstar 5 жыл бұрын

He's a member of the FBI so I'm not affrcted as I'm British and live in England

@boopsboops7692 4 жыл бұрын

Quantum Rage Oh trust me, he’ll find a way

@generalkenobilegoproductio5488 4 жыл бұрын

*Mission Impossible theme intensifies*

@mackswrld777 4 жыл бұрын

General Kenobi Lego Stopmotions Official bro WHY ARE YOU IN EVERY COMMENT 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

@generalkenobilegoproductio5488 4 жыл бұрын

Luke McGettrick I watch every E.R. video...

@brickbybrick7432 6 жыл бұрын

What if one wanted to explore the rift lore? But the only way to study the lore is to become immune to asmr so they won't fall asleep during the long hour videos

@user-nf1yw9jw1p 6 жыл бұрын

Brick By Brick I learned this through watching critical role, only time I can fall asleep to asmr is when I am so tired sleep wants to bite me

@surfnsunshinekat 6 жыл бұрын

Brick By Brick :o

@qwertyuiopman100 6 жыл бұрын

It's a sacrifice that one would have to make for the pursuit of knowledge, like going insane from reading the necronomicon

@Meskarune 6 жыл бұрын

I still haven't stayed awake through the entirety of a single video.

@brickbybrick7432 6 жыл бұрын

Raging_Dong_Tumor but the honor is too great

@Brainwave101 6 жыл бұрын

"Let me show you my card" Oh wow did he actually print a whole ID just for this vid- "It's the seven of spades" **violent snort**

@jonathansauceda589 4 жыл бұрын

**violenter snort**

@thebluejintythomasthetanke587 3 жыл бұрын

*SNORT*

@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632 3 жыл бұрын

*tf2 spy snort*

@LastNameBravo23 2 жыл бұрын

Let's see Paul Allen's card

@phazebeast7373 6 жыл бұрын

NSA = neurological sleep agency. FBI = federal bureau of insomnia

@Z3r0Sk83r 6 жыл бұрын

PHAZE209BEAST bureau*

@phazebeast7373 6 жыл бұрын

Contron thanks i knew it was suspicious thanks

@fatjuicytaco 6 жыл бұрын

CIA- Center of Insomnia Analytics

@blimlp891 5 жыл бұрын

My mind is blown for the rest of my life

@samanthashaw151 4 жыл бұрын

Also I woke to being handcuffed. I was just sleeping :((

@BusyBASMR 6 жыл бұрын

I love his hand movements. So relaxing 😴

@chubbyseal3625 6 жыл бұрын

The matrix deleted scenes

@tb6516 4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@chubbyseal3625 4 жыл бұрын

Logan Ruthven indeed

@chubbyseal3625 4 жыл бұрын

East. Los Angeles 2019 indeed

@GreenGlo1991 4 жыл бұрын

Dude, Hugo Weaving’s voice would put me to sleep too.

@Thijmm_22 3 жыл бұрын

@@tb6516 bruh

@Magus79 6 жыл бұрын

The only governmental agent I want watching me as I sleep.

@Play-visionDe 6 жыл бұрын

Alister Magus yes, the only one you want, but in fact not the only one who really do. :D xD

@boopsboops7692 4 жыл бұрын

I really wish that there weren’t FBI agents watching me. I’d rather have some privacy on this piece of technology

@morgangobin9985 6 жыл бұрын

Hello, Agent Smith. In case you’re wondering, no I am not interested in escaping the Matrix, and no I do not know who Morpheus is.

@brandonbryant7854 3 жыл бұрын

00:00-4:37 hand motions 4:37-8:23 poker card 8:23-16:42 index card 16:42-25:39 handcuffs 25:39-29:01 light bulb 29:12-41:52 candle 46:12-51:39 salt (grinding/smashing?) Edit:thanks for the approval and likes! 🥰

@fool-osophy4577 2 жыл бұрын

you're an incredible man, cheem seal of approval all good timestamps

@brandonbryant7854 2 жыл бұрын

And a ❤ for you

@fool-osophy4577 2 жыл бұрын

yahoo

@tijsrazouxschultz9344 6 жыл бұрын

2 ER uploads in 2 days? ho-ly jesus we gonna be well rested for the next 5 days

@deffdred 6 жыл бұрын

Ephemeral Smith...

@techno9117 4 жыл бұрын

The perfect crossover

@vincezockt127 4 жыл бұрын

Stahp

@sophiab6239 6 жыл бұрын

I feel vaguely threatened but also very relaxed

@CyberCriminal777 6 жыл бұрын

Midnight Prince LEMONS

@alexneagu8212 6 жыл бұрын

It’s the beard coupled with the sunglasses saying “I’m only here to do a job”

@arri7154 6 жыл бұрын

HeatherLoves I don't enjoy the possibly unintentional implications of this response.

@BossDoubloon30 6 жыл бұрын

Midnight Prince 😆

@eggofshell 6 жыл бұрын

Those sunglasses could literally blot out the sun they’re so dank and dark

@bryanwan6169 6 жыл бұрын

Your beard is starting to make you look like Rasputin

@KelBel10 6 жыл бұрын

Bryan Wan Ra ra Rasputin lover of the Russian queen

@User_1767 6 жыл бұрын

Ra Ra Rasputin, Ruler Of The Sleep Machine

@MagusMirificus 6 жыл бұрын

The hair also makes him look a bit like Niander Wallace.

@mikasakirisima1694 6 жыл бұрын

Bryan Wan лоль, смешно

@anselmtheweird0 6 жыл бұрын

Bryan Wan Not that much... But there is this one french ASMRtist who REALLY looks like Rasputin...

@tremonster 6 жыл бұрын

Dad: Why is the FBI here? Son: So I can get a good night's sleep.

@SmoothTurtle840 6 жыл бұрын

You should make a MIB post-alien encounter examination role play

@friessk 6 жыл бұрын

SmoothTurtle That is VERY specific

@alex-machina 6 жыл бұрын

SmoothTurtle I'd totes like to see that!

@Morally_Immoral2 6 жыл бұрын

Crap the government found me

@michaelhohe2168 6 жыл бұрын

microwave the cds and hard drives

@BossDoubloon30 6 жыл бұрын

Brad Mahoney 😆

@cdawg3506 4 жыл бұрын

Worse, the antivirus did

@edelweiss6634 6 жыл бұрын

This is some top-quality shit. I think I listened to it like 3 times or so in my chair. Pretty good nap, I'd say.

@ignoremenoworelse 6 жыл бұрын

Me: *yawn* i'm getting sleepy FBI agent: check your sub box

@wanzet11 6 жыл бұрын

Hitman 4k edition

@noluntas 6 жыл бұрын

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

@wanzet11 6 жыл бұрын

Aaaaaaaaaaaa

@jwer0868 6 жыл бұрын

Wanzet RedGreen right

@twproductions7927 6 жыл бұрын

[ Insert comment about just waking up, but having to go back to sleep. ]

@LunarEdge7 6 жыл бұрын

Wasesta [Sentence of agreement and empathy.]

@MendicantBias124 6 жыл бұрын

“Aww darn I just woke up, but time to go back to sleep!” hahahahAHAHAHA ...love me

@autozone5695 6 жыл бұрын

hahaaahahaa same ahahaaha

@BossDoubloon30 6 жыл бұрын

Wasesta 😆

@boopsboops7692 4 жыл бұрын

[incert human emotion here]

@stevenk9773 6 жыл бұрын

I assume this is the agent who was at his desk pushing around an envelope and tasked with infiltrating the Sanitarium to investigate the Professor and his lovely wife Margaret? I have a feeling he will end up as another patient or even a permanent resident of Margaret's Garden. The Professor is too clever to be taken down by the man.

@dragorific 6 жыл бұрын

Here we go again, *insert "time to go to bed" comment because of morning upload* .

@lorettabes4553 6 жыл бұрын

Ikr... XD

@lxrdszn6510 6 жыл бұрын

it was 11 PM in Germany...

@blewfish1 3 жыл бұрын

“and in case you don’t believe me, I’ll show you my card” “it’s a seven of spades”

@jailbirdjenna 6 жыл бұрын

A government agent? Thats why i'm wearing my tinfoil hat society custom made tinfoil hat...

@anselmtheweird0 6 жыл бұрын

I bet this guy is The arch-nemesis of prof. Tinglebottom...

@caetetv602 3 жыл бұрын

Or dr. Namyzarc

@ihaveseenthings1339 6 жыл бұрын

Agent smith: hello Me: Ok stop why you wearing sunglasses there's like no light in here

@dog6413 6 жыл бұрын

You kinda look like Serj Tankian from System Of A Down lol

@mindlessthought3296 6 жыл бұрын

Bon Qui Qui, The Sassy Large Black Lady think of a SOAD - Chop Suey ASMR version

@TheTalinus 6 жыл бұрын

Wake up!? Grab a brush and put a little (ASMR)

@grayman7809 6 жыл бұрын

Tru

@desmondmoonbear4143 5 жыл бұрын

*WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE*

@thomasmoriarty04 4 жыл бұрын

DISORDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!

@oniBearz_ 6 жыл бұрын

Hey you could make a good big boss, from the metal gear series.

@xxxfenty7305 5 жыл бұрын

The one and only ASMR artist who can make me fall asleep🙏🏼

@dillondavis6255 6 жыл бұрын

Predicament is the best word in existence

@sheriffwolf736 6 жыл бұрын

DillondavoBMX A mishap has led me to a predicament, one where multiple predicaments will follow each other; predicaments that are futile to resist ,in fact, doing so would result in more predicaments. Ahhh...predicaments all around my predicament that is a predicament within itself, this will be a predicament to me for a very long time...predicament...

@dillondavis6255 6 жыл бұрын

Sheriff Wolf thank you for that

@Jomo667 3 жыл бұрын

KZfaq says I watched this, but I don't remember doing so... the agent did his job, 10/10

@withhatetoma 13 күн бұрын

my favorite video of him, i come back to this video every single night for the last 3-4 years

@fletcherfamily1071 6 жыл бұрын

You should do a collaboration with Dr. T

@asmra.j.4812 5 жыл бұрын

TECHNICAL

@user-yq6hg1rh7b 6 жыл бұрын

Me in interrogation: I'M NOT A COMMUNIST I SWEAR!

@lil_cjmisawesome2025 6 жыл бұрын

Omneshbleh I'm not a communist I'm a fascist

@user-nf1yw9jw1p 6 жыл бұрын

Connor Eaton "I swear I ain't a facist or a commie! I have all capitalist things!"

@Gaming4871 6 жыл бұрын

SHUT UP Блять! I know you spy сука

@natebit8130 6 жыл бұрын

I am not a commie. I am a christian who has faith in the blood of christ.

@thewhiskysmokers3117 6 жыл бұрын

“I SWEAR TO YOU I AM NOT A PURE BLOODED COMMUNIST” Officer at my door speaking to me: “sir we’re only hear to ask you about your recent purchases.” Me: “So what if I bought a Communist flag, communist clothing, a framed picture of daddy Stalin, and the communist manifesto.” Doesn’t mean I don’t love America!

@paulinarosas6555 6 жыл бұрын

Why.... are you always this good?! At relaxing us and tingle us :,) and making us aware of the government.... *WOKE* but *asleep*

@CJEXP 6 жыл бұрын

when I clicked on this video I was like *he's gonna be agent Smith* wOw playing it low key... I c

@Gamefighter-bw6yd 4 жыл бұрын

but he was. just not in the way you think :D

@tonetalks7484 6 жыл бұрын

Asmr never worked for me until I found this channel. I thought it was all b.s until I fell asleep ten minutes into your master lock video. Keep it up it's great

@Ayeloo 6 жыл бұрын

I barely made it 2 minutes in and I'm already hypnotized with the sleep agent's overwhelmingly good taste.

@ulitharid8907 3 жыл бұрын

Agent smith: "I'll keep this in a very safe place." Me: He's gonna eat it, isn't he. Agent smith: *Eats Key* Me: I knew it!

@dimitrijemarkovic3410 6 жыл бұрын

"Im from the FBI If you dont belive me ill show you my card" *pulls out 7 of spades*

@erfho8y 2 жыл бұрын

This is another one of those really really good ones. Been listening to ER for at least 3-4 years now, the latter 2 of which almost daily, and I am still discovering good videos left and right.

@grapemuncher 4 жыл бұрын

This is as close as I get to making contact with my FBI Agent ;(

@unzkipriime4283 6 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne

@kalymmenon 5 ай бұрын

I don't know how you edited the sound but this is perhaps the only video that gives me the most ASMR.

@oscardighton8580 6 жыл бұрын

Do a blade runner theme please, that would be awesome

@youngman3682 6 жыл бұрын

YES!

@elinorregina 5 жыл бұрын

Wow 15 minutes into this I start falling asleep, every time. It’s a good one. Some great techniques. Thank you

@IMelkor42 3 жыл бұрын

SleepER agent

@cassandrabarker2590 6 жыл бұрын

yess! just as i was going to bed. how do you asmrists get such perfect timing??

@cassandrabarker2590 6 жыл бұрын

this is a blessing

@Jimmy-Vance 6 жыл бұрын

Agent Amish

@MendicantBias124 6 жыл бұрын

Dude I thought me you got effed up by that Queen Alien bruh

@cole8627 6 жыл бұрын

Seems very similar to Dr T's tingle Smith but I'll roll with it for now

@arachnomakhno 6 жыл бұрын

insiderite its the tingle wars

@epicxiphos8269 6 жыл бұрын

that lightbulb naming script was brilliant

@ryanschick9882 6 жыл бұрын

its 9 in the morning, paul. now i'm gonna watch this and have nothing when i go to sleep tonight!

@SamSam-fh8eq 6 жыл бұрын

Beard goals

@julski8788 4 жыл бұрын

Why does this community never have time stamps as top comment or even a time stamp comment in general?😂

@mrslothbreadcrumb7568 6 жыл бұрын

When you can't get any sleep and the FBI webcam agent got yo back

@Ty_777 6 жыл бұрын

Gasoline smells good

@aespyro 6 жыл бұрын

Bones this was a and now I cannot sniff gasoline

@Ty_777 6 жыл бұрын

Charles MyName'sNotCharles sorry

@sheriffwolf736 6 жыл бұрын

Bones How about you taste it ;)

@lynxerz 6 жыл бұрын

Sheriff Wolf are you trying to kill him

@MendicantBias124 6 жыл бұрын

Rubber Cement smells better

@sonicq6457 4 жыл бұрын

when they run out of guns so they have to put you to sleep manually

@111455 6 жыл бұрын

While he's deceiving me He cuts my tingle security Has he got control of me I turn to him and say nite nite ZZZZZZ

@maximesaindon3552 6 жыл бұрын

That would be a comedy gold remix XD

@111455 6 жыл бұрын

Maxime, you should see my remix on flopptron push it to the limit

@jmelara324 6 жыл бұрын

*sunglasses at nite nite

@surfnsunshinekat 6 жыл бұрын

yisss

@suckmydingledong 6 жыл бұрын

This is good. The glasses make sure you don’t morph into anything frightening or ugly.

@sometimesposting6779 6 жыл бұрын

5:06 Big Boss roleplay inc?

@emmadear3276 6 жыл бұрын

Getting men in black vibes with those shades 😎

@Chriss-oy2nk 6 жыл бұрын

Emma Dear same >.

@kainepainter9079 5 жыл бұрын

*neuralized*

@FakeManiGaming 3 жыл бұрын

"Allow me to show you my card" "its 7 of spades" Im laughing in my sleep :D.

@TheCortez47 6 жыл бұрын

Rift's whispering in the last few videos have been amazing (not saying it usually isn't) but I've noticed it more in recent videos. Keep up the fantastic work!

@groznyeggs2748 6 жыл бұрын

Rift it’s to late it’s like 9:00 in the morning

@ZepviK 6 жыл бұрын

Daska Games i know right? Lol

@Loracanne 6 жыл бұрын

Not in my part of the World ✌😉

@justabasicguy5632 6 жыл бұрын

Love this one I like asmr videos when they talk like that

@thefabledknight 6 жыл бұрын

Did ER just swallow a key simply for this video? Wow. Now that is dedication.

@awacslongcaster7394 5 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure it somehow was made of some sort of edible material

@matisd3069 2 жыл бұрын

2:33 when I go to the end of the video and click on restart to not see the ads

@elinorregina 5 жыл бұрын

I’m falling asleep but I don’t want to stop watching

@clairerogerson2153 6 жыл бұрын

When the FBI agent assigned to you sees you up at 2 a.m through your camera...

@stephanie1733 5 жыл бұрын

The sharpie cover is one of the best sounds ever

@whosvortexfr 3 жыл бұрын

Feels weird that this is 3 years old Edit: just realised that was 2018

@pingawingman7710 6 жыл бұрын

Close to 500k ! Keep doing you rift love your videos ❤️

@LunarEdge7 6 жыл бұрын

Has Tingles. Inc contacted him about their app yet...? Would love if I could hear his videos playing in the background.

@topianissimo2606 6 жыл бұрын

That gulp at 25:29 cracked me up so bad.

@menialbee 5 жыл бұрын

Only you can put asmr under "comedy" and no one bats an eyelid

@branondorf 6 жыл бұрын

You should do an agent smith vs agent tinglesmith collab with dr. Tingles!

@lucasampson-grimbly8266 6 жыл бұрын

best introduction ever

@rexrevolt 5 жыл бұрын

I love the subtlety

@Uploaded1995 6 жыл бұрын

That intro is gold.

@solcitofelizasmr 6 жыл бұрын

este vídeo es perfecto, poca luz, hablas despacio, lAS MANOS AYY. ME ENCANTA

@bsin1454 6 жыл бұрын

this video made me start wanting a Agent 47 roleplay video that would be amazing especially if someone could match his soft, relaxing voice

@standoffbrothers1176 6 жыл бұрын

NSA shouldve been National Sleeping Agency

@logaf94 6 жыл бұрын

In this world its milk or be milked

@ib1205 5 жыл бұрын

......?

@MrStuniz96 5 жыл бұрын

Yes.....something like that.....

@sycostephentreadaway9141 6 жыл бұрын

My 10 most favorite things in life 1.) Heavy Metal 2.)ASMR 3.)Coffee & Tea 4.)Pizza 5.)Video Games 6.)Comic Books 7.)Movies 8.)Running 9.)UFC 10.) Rift's Videos🤘🤘🤘

@yourejustchildish2554 3 жыл бұрын

I refuse to believe that he swallowed that key

@energyshock6038 3 жыл бұрын

“This is real life” “No, this is just a KZfaq video, I could never be affec-😴😴💤”

@shannonhenson8911 4 жыл бұрын

Your whisper + those matches = 💤😴💤

@manzilla846 Жыл бұрын

He looks kinda fire with those glasses

@redbeardactual5513 2 жыл бұрын

Is it weird that over the years, I’ve gotten pretty good at guessing what ER is writing down just by the sounds of the pens/markers on paper?

@-Orion. 4 жыл бұрын

“Here, I’ll show you my card... It’s a 7 of spades.”

@sirerinkiestink4103 6 жыл бұрын

In case you don't believe me, lemme show you my card **pulls out playing card**

@michaelscreen6921 6 жыл бұрын

I've known 'the tingle' long before I could put a name to it. Usually to be found while having my hair cut or a serendipitous expression of kindness or warmth toward me. I find it harder to experience the warmth, deep calm and well being but these video's get close. To feel yourself weightless, silent, serene and hardly breathing. The curse of insomnia and anxiety seems to have corroded away my capacity to feel these things anymore?

@yourejustchildish2554 4 жыл бұрын

The title gives me that COD BO l memory. If you get this, you have had a good childhood.