Most sane Monogatari analysis on KZfaq

Being a brand new Keksi fan is like being suddenly inflated and fed a bunch of exquisite food and then she comes in a day later and says round 2 baby

I would have accepted if you said she carried her own dead body in the bag since it represents a snails shell but okay.

*This video contains no spoiler* Also the video after 10 seconds:"Hachikuji is dead💀."

My man, i watched Monogatari 3 times, and now i can say that i understand 60% of the series for real

The only existential horror of Monogatari is that I don't have a Shinobu gf.

Great Monogatari Video. Will you do a Hachikuji one next?

i think it would be pretty funny if they showed what's inside of her backpack and it's just a single peanut or something

At least we know that Hanekawa has no flaws since she's literally the second coming of christ.

A rare offering to the Snail Goddess herself, much appreciated

Keksi.... i need your input, if i was in a world of Hachikujis what laws are in place in said world. In the aforementioned Hachikuji world, would Araragi still be a criminal? In the OP we see that there are buses operating and schools of Hachikujis which means that there is some semblance of society remaining and thus we could conclude there is some form of law and order but if there are only Hachikujis, are there older and younger Hachikujis, can a Hachikuji groom another one of her schizophrenic delusions??? It's 1am Keksi i need fucking answers

for some reason I'm having a hard time processing what I just saw and the worse part is I can't tell if it's because of keksi or if it's just how this anime is and that what it does to it's viewers

Thank you for enlightening me to fact that my own hachikuji world counterpart has been brutalised and stored in a backpack. W8 what if this is the backpack? Am I just high as fuck on brain juice and using the last of my fading consciousness to envision a new world free from hachikuji’s power before death finally reaches me? More over could it be that all of the brutalised hachikuji world forms of everyone are joining their brain juices to create this reality? And if we all have hachikuji versions, then does hachikuji have a real version? Oh god. We must stop her at all costs. Amazing vid as always, will you be the leader of the anti hachikuji revolution?

Was planning to watch Monogatari series but after watching this video and reading the comment section, I think, I should love myself and not go down another existential crisis rabbit hole. Good video tho, appreciate how you make yourself suffer everytime you make a new video, it's like you're fighting your demons whilst recording 👍🏻 Edit: jk, I love animes that make me hate myself. I'll watch it ✌

Did you have to call it deak fiction because of your misaligned vibes ? To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Monogatari. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics and mastery of the japanese language most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Araragi's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Monogatari truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Oshino's existencial catchphrase "You're pretty lively, did something good happen ?" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Kaiki tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

Every Keksi video I watch gives me existential dread :)

0:17 Casual character design

Keksi, you need to wake up. Geoff's been dead for forty years. Turn the game console off right now.

That's a big oof for mother's Basement. Thinking he can just ignore a smaller KZfaqr so he can feel stronger and more powerful than others. Truely a monster this guy. Also, talking about monogatari is always a win for me. Good video

Man. Why did you have to talk like you were eternally crying. Got me tearing up at work. Wtf dude, enjoy your new sub. I hope it was worth it

I checked all around my mirror and... me and the voices in my head didnt find any mental illness.

Monogatari has good soundtrack That's my pro Argument, have a nice day

The backpack, i think atleast, has double meanings. One, hachikuji would look more of a snail if she had a backpack since hello And her hair and headbands make her look like a snail Second, the backpack is filled with memories to delight her mother with

It's a BEAUTIFUL spectacle, and need more

thank you for using saya no uta ost

Not even eight minutes? You've gotta be squidding me... Edit: that fish joke was too far. Not cool.

nice video keksi... not like I watched it or anything. its probably good though

holy squid that’s insane

It didnt take me until the end of the video with the text that I realized that your editing is heavily inspired by Demo. I miss him too.

you've convinced me to watch it in less than a minute :)

4:30 In all seriousness, I’m pretty sure I saw someone’s video where they did something akin to a “What’s in an OP?” video for every opening in BakeMonogatari.

Saw this in my recommended feed assuming that it would be some profound analysis of Monogatari. But then I noticed it's just a Keksi video, my ability to take it seriously dropped to 0%.

5/10. Failed to investigate the Hachikuji demon slayer arc or even at least mention the ascension to god snail status that follows you around the universe for eternity to kill you with its touch.

Ararararararagi

5:03 HOLD UP IMA NEED THIS MUSIC

Yo ngl I never even thought about this even though I’ve seen the entire anime and I was able to pick up on Senjougahara being a sociopath and Hanekawa putting herself down but when I think about it it all makes sense

Holy shit holy shit he finally fucking made a monogatari video holy shit finally I am gonna watch this like 5 times in a row

In the mayoi snail part 3 audio commentaries, she answers whats inside her bag Her stuttering is all purposeful seen in mayoi hell arc her "true" self as seen in zoku has none of the symptoms she did go to hell, prolly cuz of the bodies

Maybe it’s punipoyo who forgot to take his meds

Great vid Analyses is super appreciated

Keksi videos are literally mind destroying drugs.

This video reads like one of those "The dark truth behind __" creepypastas that used to plague the internet

Maybe it’s not that but taking the teory to extreme, every girl represents some mental health problem OH FUCK Tought I had no idea of others But nisemonogatari’s name is probably enough to give us one more disease So now we got schizophrenia sociopathy And Impostor syndrome So yes and no, they are also meant to effect that way to araragi, not only hajikuji has the effects of schizophrenia but also makes araragi feel em (she’s ghost and no one else can see her so araragi also kinda mirrors it Or I think so at least Maybe this is just most basic monogatari theory ever and you just bamboozled me to feel clever

What a wonderful fool I am being in this

4:02 holy SHIT pokemon heroes music

First video I've seen from you and I just gotta say I really like the humor! Good job

The most understandable monogatari analysis

0:17 What you all have been waiting for:)

says he has been inking the wrong OCEAN proceeds to play solitary deep SEA FISH 👏👏

HOLY SQUID

im so sorry im 4 hours late i was getting beat up afterschool

The Existential Horror of Monogatari is realizing you'll never have an immortal vampire loli wife

Funfact, the reason why monogatari "doesn't makes sense" most of the time is because the writer purposely want to write a story that could not be adapted into anime

Interesting take though. Good thing Mayoi got a cult now

just watched this video it was pretty good

Cultur of humor and ... but for real .. Bakemonogatari is the best powerpoint presantation

I know that Shinobu artist near the 3:05 good taste m8

I don't even know what to say, good vid

One my fav series!!Been waiting another part adaptation

I can’t take this guy seriously anymore

ah, i have discovered a fine channel in it's infancy time for me to gain bragging rights when it inevitably blows up and claim that i was here from "THE VERY BEGINNING" u__u

Today I found your channel and I know I found a gem

Why did this video make me laugh, am I just sleep deprived or did I forget to take my pills again

solid vid but kinda went off course in the last 2 minutes conspiracy theory was presented kinda too seriously and contrasted memey first half. i felt like i was supposed to be paying attention like a video essay but what you were talking about sounded so absurd without little evidence that it probably would have been better to just present it in a nonsensical manner probably just different music choice + voice presentation and would be perfect. keep it up king

When you said look at the mirror I lost it 😂

Hachikuji aka the best monogatari character

I've never seen the show but I've seen clips and scenes of it. I can't understand a single thing that's going on and, even if it feels like the scene should be funny, it just comes across as creepy and unnatural. There's a Madoka Magica-esque feeling that something is VERY off

its like a eva but a different animal

I mean, this is as valid as any other "video essay" (such a pretentious term) on youtube.

In the character commentary for the series she said that she had her belongings to move to/spend a night at her mom's place

Now that you're the expert on bags can you answer what is in Chris McLean's bag necklace?

I Think that whats in her backpack dosent mater, shes the snale and thats her shell, she carries her home on her back meaning she will alwais wander but becaus she dosent have a place she belongs to, shes lost, just like me i guess, thats just my theory tho

a snail is fine too

Hachikuji is HOT!

Hachikuji best girl

Anime

I fck love your videos

... Bud, you ok over there ?

I played all the outlast games but never in my life have been jumpscared so bad 5:23 What in the god's name is that????

Thank you

Nahh I didn't even notice what they did to Shinobu like that's a reason for me to rewatch

I love this channel so much. I may have a crush on it… haha

There’s no background characters because the light novels don’t mention background characters.

Keksi:”this video won’t contain any spoilers it’s only like the third ep and also because i don’t even know how you’d spoil monogatari because that implies anything your watching makes sense in the first place” Me who has marathoned this series more times than the amount of animes I’ve watched: hmmmmmmmmm makes sense

Good video, I don't agree with the stuff in it but it's interesting nonetheless. I think the opening is a reference to the fact she hasn't had anybody else to communicate with besides herself for the last 10 years. Good meme parts though

swick vid bro

I’m just here from magia record

Where is 4:44 from?

Bro i can't believe i found your youtube channel so late.

This is literally the same type of logic Game Theory uses

something about this video seems... fishy...

Most sane monogatari fan

Hachikuji...

I too am in a relationship with Google translate. Wait. Did you steal my girlfriend?

crying

This is reaching "Sans is Ness Matpat Game Theory" level of theories

"Look in the mirror" HAH

good content

yes more mono yes yes

Im still on the the first season but im pretty sure no one can even tell witch one is the first season but anyway im loving it so far its pretty amazing