UwU

No thanks bro. I’d rather swallow Domestos than hear the plot of this

Definitly we are!!!

What do you expect? All we know is be bisexual, eat hot chip, and lie.

there's no denying what corruption truly seeps our souls

Begone Demon!

I knew it!

True ladies men have no object permanence and say this out loud whenever a woman enters their vision

I'm 40 minutes in and just lost all hope. I really thought there was a good reason for that

Yesss

The Fifth Horseress.

@@TheCompleteDM Pferection!

(This started as a typo, but "Pferd" is the German word for "horse", so I kept it, but I also have to explain the pun, because not everybody here speaks German.)

Surprisingly only has 12 likes.

Based Greene

how does this have only 75 likes (now 76). also daniel, just come out and say it. this book is worse than season 7 and 8 of GoT

Or eugenics.

Incest is not the problem with racism, racism is the problem with incest.

Yep. At least GRRM played it completely straight by outright stating that the Targaryens routinely committed incest.

My faceclaim for Tristan is Carlos II.

whenever i hear abt "pure" blood etc. i just remember that the most coveted (for donation) known blood type, rh null, is probably a result of incest. and theres a single digit number of donors in the world bc it also comes hand-in-hand with hemophilia. but logically i know ppl dont know that much abt blood typing and pure blood bs just a way of discouraging race and class mixing.

They're wheezing, someone get the fainting couch STAT!

@@cam4636 YES MY LORD! IT SHALL BE DONE POSTHASTE!

My husband picked up a 'historical fiction' book that was 50% sex scenes. Authors being in denial about the fact that they write porn seems to happen a lot.

At least if he wrote erotica he wouldn't have to worry about the really really poorly written story.

@@PassTheMarmalade1957 random tangent but I hate how 90% of the historical genre is just historical romance. Nothing against people who enjoy it, I’m just personally into historical fiction for military weaponry wank rather than actual wank

@@Aurelian369_ As someone into fantasy, a genre which has skewed somewhat heavily towards either teenage love-triangles or titty-gore, I totally get it.

There is so many manga Arthur that I just wanna say the same thing. Just write porn god demmet I know you want to. And for some of you(couch couch rent a shit friend Arthur) will make batter content that's way

“Yeah, I’m a big fan of Wheel of Time, but not all of that ‘world building’ shit.”

@@Thobeian World building? Whatever are you referring to? Do you mean tossing random names and characters around a vaguely European inspired map?

That a proposal?

@@gasmonkey1000 Perchance and/or mayhaps.

@@KellyLoom1s Ah cool

Will he die?

@@KellyLoom1s "you can't just say perchance"

James's dedication to adding the silent "-off" at the end _every single time_ made me chuckle, tho.

@@BassBumbass Same here! I thought I would stop laughing at it eventually but I didn't.

I’m thank you for reading bk4 to tell us this so we don’t have to.

Playing a lot like little kid maybe, or daydreaming about past life when he still kid

And all the women in the kingdom falling over him.

Straight up, dude could have had a bunch of bastard children running around to legitimise but nooo

Tristan’s bloodline being as well-endowed as it is, why couldn’t he have just impregnated Shailiha (I had to look up how to spell her name) at 17?

Oh my word that sounds amazing!!

It sounds like a typical and predictable plot but much better than the crap we got

@@Hello-hello-hello456 tbf I thought that up in three minutes, which apparently yielded a better blueprint than this garbage, so...

So, Lady Jessica from Dune?

@@arempy5836 I don't get the sense that she's evil though

Fantasy hero man logic peaked there for sure.

He sounds just like the type of person whose nuanced wisdom would serve well in a position of power, setting laws about GSR minorities and women's reproductive health! Just kidding he's already there.

@@peccantis What’s GSR?

@@BrandonPilcher GSRM is gender, sexual, and romantic minorities. It's meant to be a more concise but no less inclusive version of LGBTQIA+.

@@BrandonPilcher gender, sexual, and romantic minorities I think. Basically just LGBT people

He just has a fetish for the bad-girls.

He still has people put toothpaste on his toothbrush and wipe his ass

Ah, good ole coughincestcough

I remember seeing a video of him needing to sign something and there was stuff on the table, and he just started wildly flailing until someone cleared up the table for him. Like he couldn't comprehend the idea of pushing some stuff aside or picking some things up and putting them down elsewhere. We let this man sign laws.

@@DMurphysLore "We let this man sign laws" and? He doesn't make them, he's there to look pretty and represent tradition. The UK is a republic in all but name.

@@user-qt2bm2ke8d The king can veto laws though, also influence what laws do get written

Blasphemy!

the weird sex stuff single-handedly killed my enjoyment of anime

@@Aurelian369_ lots of modern anime avoids that shit, but I agree with you I need to know going in how bad the horrible sex jokes are gonna be in an anime before I dive in

@@seanpoore2428 Same. I really enjoyed jujutsu kaisen and spy x family

@@Aurelian369_ then stop watching sex stuff? You're free to choose the type and genre

@@turcanudan9386 Except it doesn't matter what type and genre. There's a good chance there's still gonna be weird sex stuff. Stop beinging up strawman fallacies.

High school English essay-type writing

Well, that story started out as disappointing, but ended on a good note. You’re officially a better writer than Robert Newcomb.

Eye of Argon had the benefit of being written by a teenager, this was by a full grown adult

@@franciscobrisolladeoliveir9596 It’s like comparing The Room to Suicide Squad. One is hilariously bad, but made by people who had no business being behind or in front of a camera, and the result is comedy of errors. The other is a mess made by supposed professionals in the field, and tons of talented actors barely bringing their C-game to a forgettable superhero movie. Both are train wrecks, but of considerably different size, scale, and enjoyment value for how god-awful they are.

To be fair, Eye of Argon was written by a first-time writer on a typewriter so correcting text was actually a really hard thing to do, plus it didn't go through any editors or proofreaders. And despite all that, Grignr is still a less annoying protagonist

"Chad" is usually a compliment though.

@@Mecharnie_Dobbs In the same way as "alpha male" is, which is to say, it's not

Time to make a tv tropes page...

I think you might mean chud

@@Mecharnie_Dobbs only to delusional people. As a meme, sure, it’s a compliment

Hell it seems like there was a big opportunity to make it about a prince being manipulated by everyone around him and becoming his own person.

“prince who rejects the throne” is also a well established trope.

@@keyboardstalker4784 but pretty rare in story and often isn't the main character

Me too, sad that there is little content on him that is not from fans unlike Ayn Rand's original fiction, also i think he said Ayn Rand Al'Thor, ie pun on Rand Al'Thor of the Wheel Of Time, that Goodman had borrowed a lot from in at least the earlier books and Ayn Rand, ie a double meaning of the Sword Of Truth being indebted to the two Rands(i have heard from a reader that while the later books are not necessarily better, they were at least more original).

@@jAkiosn Oh! Thank you, I could have misheard

@@xTheOneToSaveUsAllx Heh, no problem, just really liked the pun and wanted to share it.

Scurvy is one reason, then there is wind. Sailing means you have to use wind to move, between Europe and America wind usually blow toward Europe. Going by Coastlines gives you time to wait for the right winds while also giving you access to freshwater, but al the Islands up there are cold and of little Interest to most Sailers. The tradewinds are down by Africa, so Europeans hardly knew about them, since there was hardly anything Interesting down there for them. Even the Canary Islands can be reached without them. Wich is an important point in itself: There was nothing out there to sail to. Iceland was found when someone missed the Faroe Islands, Greenland was found when Iceland was missed. There were no known Islands out toward the East that could be missed, so noone accidently landed in the Americas. Even the Azores are far to close to Europe for anyone to sail past them long enough to reach America before realizing they shoot over.

I mean I don't know why the Europeans missed two huge continents, but not only is there tons of evidence that either several African kingdoms (including but not limited to ancient Egypt) had trade either directly or indirectly with the Inca empire, but there's some evidence of Chinese ships off the eastern coast of North America from hundreds or possibly thousands of years in the past.

@@cam4636 Ancient Egypt can't have encountered the Inca as the Inca didn't become an Empire until the 13th century AD. Did you mix them up with another culture?

@@the_corvid97 Probably mixed up Inca with an older culture. The ancient Egyptians had access to goods from South America.

@@cam4636 American Natives hail from Asia, so some Asians obviously found the Americas by following the frozen lands of the North, however, the Chinese specifically crossing the entire Pacific with nothing to aim for, reach the Americas, then return to tell the Tale is kind of a stretch. More likely some boats drifted there with the crew long gone on arrival. As for Africa, many Cultures on the westcoast were close enough to the Tradewinds to make it possible, but again, there is nothing to aim for. There was no reason to venture out that far to certain death, then randomly finding land and, being sad that they survived, traveling back home to tell others. Some Olmecan statues that maybe kinda sorta look like Africans is rather thin proof. And if anyone found the Americas they should have told someone about it. In the End, that is the reason Kolumbus is consider to have "found" them: He told others and they travelled there themselves.

Anyone who tells you differently is selling something. 😊

Wasn’t Obi wan supposed to be a frog-man in the original concept Lucas had? I remember a lot of people saying that the first Star Wars movie was saved in editing, because it condensed a bunch of bs that Lucas thought was essential that turned out to just mess with the pacing of the movie.

@@Thobeian I guess it's possible, Lucas doesn't strike me as the most gifted writer

​@@Titere05Idk if "not a very gifted writer" is a fair descriotion of Lucas. He's undeniably very creative, he just doesn't have any control over his imagination and needs to be held in check by strong-willed editors. God knows he's far from the only accomplished writer with such a condition

im so sorry

Uh, this is only marginally better, but he emergency c-sectioned the lead sorceress (Succu?), not his sister, I think his sister just stopped being evil or something after the other sorceresses died.

I understand your desperation, but to quote a once-good villain: “If you think this has a good ending, you haven’t been paying attention”

It wasn’t his sister so I’d say that part isn’t strange, though cutting the clearly dead (she jumped from a tower) baby out for it’s own burial instead of just burying them together was a little weird to me.

Write that Yaoi manga, you know you want to.

@@Thobeian Oh, to have the talent to put out an unhined yaoi manga based on an aside in a youtube vid

I'll also want to remove my eyes, so I dont ever need to see it. This book? This series? Doesnt deserve screen time. Spare the poor actors

A spear is a Knife on a stick .🤣

I'm willing to bet that the first things that were ever used as weapons were stones, either for hitting with or throwing

I think my ears have heard rubbish in word form.

@@joshuasweetman4903 From my comment?

@@gasmonkey1000 what your comment implies not the comment itself

@@joshuasweetman4903 oh right sorry

Bc it's his kink. Loosely stitching various porn scenarios together with a rickety, threadbare plot, and being burned by the reviews. I would almost bet money that there's a very special lady he pays to read those reviews to him with maximum contempt.

What is it about?

I still can't get over the "they tuk our jerbs!"part . Best sence in the show so far

@@yuvalgabay1023 "There is a temp job in me!"

@@yuvalgabay1023 That awkward moment where the union guys harassing/beating up Halbrand were doing the right thing for the wrong reasons

You "sus"pect the author of getting drunk in provocative clothing in a seedy bar and hoping a woman will S.A. him?