More like. Hey we need a guy that specialize in dealing with people's red stuff oozing out

Kaede Fountain 💀 LMAO

@Kaede Fountain Tell me , do you bleed?

The doctor: wait- WHY DID YOU DRINK IT?! Guy: I thought it was Koolaid?

@@FrOg-kh4wc "The doctor: wait- WHY DID YOU DRINK IT?!" Me: "Well I heard that expression, you know to 'lick your wounds' so I did and I was like 'Wow! This tastes good! So- so I kept on licking it and it kept tasting good."

Getting bitten by a shark is quite easy, only mildly an inconvenience.

I mean, the funny triangles in the drinking stuff just burried smaller triangles into his legs, nothing to worry about really

Getting eaten by a shark is super easy, a mild inconvenience

@@ShoutingDerek unless you hate traingles

@@mr.bojangles9215 triangles are tight

My alien roommate right?

In the drinking stuff

Surprised that there' not many comments, I love Beefy!

Me when my roommate is an alien

nft

Tmr, icku (too many rectangles, I couldn’t keep up)

When your built like a rectangle also

@@wrestlinghe2638 OH FU-

i sleep on squares

@@zeno90dj37 squares are rectangles

Underrated

Alcohol does the same aging potions do

First guy who think water causes aging creates alcohol

wait has nobody ever bathed in this universe

@@justanotheranimationchanne5725 Rain and showers. No rectangular tubs, just squares. Explains the characters

Agreed. Definitely odd that bathrooms and pennies would predate swimming.

Yes. Amazing

I also wonder how they developed an entire mailing system without having names

My favorite cinematic universe

200th like

me as someone who just floats on top of water on his back Baloo style: " eh...yeah...so demanding, yepyep, definitly draining my stamina here."

Wouldnt the first question be but wouldn't you die, I got a parachute, what's that do, slow me down as I get near the ground

"Jumping out of perfectly good airplanes is tight"

I think you might've waited a bit too long to use the parachute. Oh, whoops. Whoopsie! It's okay, though. I have a helmet on too. Oh, you're probably fine, then.

Yay I made it 1k likes

“Why would you plummet to your death” “Oh no no no you’ve got this all wrong.” “What do you mean?” “I’m going to tie myself to a big triangle, I’ve decided.” “Okay then fair enough”

mikael englund Well 3D graphics. 2D is rectangles.

mikael englund I thought mostly squares did computer graphics.

If you want strength use triangles

Yeah! Down with rectangles! It's triangles' time now!

@mikael englund Which are then turned into the square rectangles we call pixels.

one way of putting it

Meanwhile, in Israel: Swimmer: Gets eaten by a shark and his blood fills the water Other guy: Umm, I think I spilled juice on my face

This deserves more likes lol

lmaooooo

We're always in the breathing stuff.

We gotta have da breathing stuff

Hahahahaha trueeeee

This one just... I died Funniest thing in this video!🤣😂😂 I love the adstronaut

General Kenobi

Whales: “THEY KILLED MY FAMILY BUT LEFT ME ALONE. I JUST WANT TO DIE. LET ME DIE.” Me: “ah, so relaxing”

yes i see. what are you doing here? oh, you have a movie pitch for me? ok, what is it. a captured whale is let go into the wild? seems like its mostly about whales. most moviegoers are not whales, so why would we like this? oh, right, i do feel bad about killing whales, so youre saying people will go see the movie cause they feel so guilty they will spend money to try to feel less guilty about killing whales? well ok then.

@@chunkybacon5724 Bwaaaaaaaa hahahahahahahahahaha

Fun fact: You’re not supposed to leave until the video’s over.

Oh, but Dominick was not swimming, he was drinking. He even said he is gonna try what the other guy was doing

Plot twist the sketch was about dominicks journey the whole time.

my name is dominic, with a ck if ur american

he was diving

@@DEU-BRUNDO dio braddo's bidzare vanture

Maybe next he'll take off his skin-suit.

its about the same amount of variety we get with emojis

or those gif stickers like the cat and shit

@@Merilirem you're only halfway there but still extremely funny

Next time he is gonna take off his beard

Yes! My name is Domanick, and I also am constantly wearing backwards hats and sunglasses. I was a lifeguard for 4 years, a path taken to overcome my deep fears of deep water

Domanick Naumann that’s craaaaaazy he’s predicting our lives with this skit!!!

Did you two invent swimming? :0

DeathnoteBB yes yes we did

Wwwhhhhaaaaaaattt?

extremely under rated line. he sounds so self satisfied with his great idea.

😂

Oh. He said "pennies." I thought he said "panties." 😏

@@stephenriggs8177 i thought something worse

@@daksh1785 _oh._

@@daksh1785 you worry me

the 1st guy 2 be a doctor

imagine how easy identify theft would be

josephine_ Yeah but then they’d have to put you in a room

adam paton oh i dont want that, that sounds not Nice

Sçøtt Sállëy Nah, the police stole the idea, it’s their idea now and they decided it’s okay when they do it. Also they decided the name kidnapping makes no sense so they’re calling it arresting.

I just want you to admit that triangles have three sides? Can you do that?

The what Debate? I need to be informed who the hell is debating triangles and rectang-what is there to debate _about??_ Update: I feel like an absolute dingus i watched the rectangle/triangle video please hit me in the head with a metal bat now

@@jaygay6576 Watch Ryan's video called "News shows that argue about anything" or something like that

@Alec Romero that's willfully ignorant is what that is!

@@bivamshukhadka8953 hexagons

@@superlovescakes so what?

@@tp_redddical603 Edit: it means they're completely normal and I should not give them attention whatsoever original: it means thier famous, duh!

@@superlovescakes and?

•Super Loves Cakes• why are you excited it’s not your video

@@obamasoveralls8747 Edit: It is not my video you are correct Original: that's like seeing a famous person and somebody else's house and you say "why u excited it's.not YOUR house" sure its not my house BUT THEY ARE STILL HERE!

For sure it's super eazy but barely an inconvenience

Well lets hope he just peed.

wops

Did you go to the bathroom in the drinking stuff?

First guy to reply on this kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nLCKZbdyxtzFm5c.html

Oh sorry this one kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nLCKZbdyxtzFm5c.html

I love when people make jokes out of ads but still advertise the product.

Samuel McIlwaine I love your profile pic!

I actually wanna buy them now

Commenters: hold my beer

The part I'm always looking forward to, as weird as it sounds

Something is wrong with your body if thats true.

Errr..no. If its cold water, not frozen, but just cold, in the first...like 5 minutes, youd be shivering. After that it would feel like normal water. And then when you get out of the pool, youd be shivering again.

@@Merilirem have u never been in a swimming pool or swam in a lake/ocean before? It's definitely true.

It's absolutely true that it feels less cold as you acclimate. This is because we don't feel the temperature but how much it cools our skin, and that rate slows down. The blood circulation actually changes to not bring as much of our body heat to the skin.

@Flandre haha

Don't know why, but I love your comment 😂😂

hahaha I love it

The lore of Ryan gorge has been expanded

That’s actually extremely accurate.

Underrated comment.

Same

*It did*

a better way of saying first

Are you in drinking stuff and needed to click to get a soggy sandwich?

Just be careful of the floating rectangles.

THEY HAVE THE SAME FIRST SYLLABLE

Lmao 😂😂

@@astrapboy Raidcon! Shadow legends!

@@Menaceblue3 The most ambitious earphone RPG project yet.

Raycon is so shit

*Drinking stuff*

Yes. Therefore it's my favorite cinematic universe. Oh and also they don't have a word for water - but pennies...

What’s water?

Water? You mean that stuff out of the toilet?

@@bobbersonpotatoe8229 געטרונקען שטאָפּן

Relatives of the guy that spilled his juice box apparently.

Who the hell can downvote this man?

I Upvote this boi

Yes

67 dislikes from people who can't swim

What a chad

Can we appreciate Ryan's efforts for sponsors, he goes to space and back every time. So he loses money with the sponsors.

No he doesn’t??? It’s OBVIOUSLY edited? You guys are so brain dead if you think he’s ACTUALLY going to space ugh smh

Absolute madlad going to space everytime there’s a sponsor... I wish I had that dedication

Santiago Burgos r/wooosh

Lmao

Ok no This this I refuse to believe people actually believed this

Cool

This is fun

No... When people were accused of witchcraft, they would tie them up and throw them in a lake. If they were a witch, supposedly the water would reject them and they would float to the top.

I guess that's from Ryan's ASMR channel. LOL 😁

So majestic~

@@grumpy9721 🤣🤣

I loved this joke, was absolutely hilarious 🤣😂

Or make one. Purposefully burning sand would be pretty weird.

It's the Ryanverse. He wouldn't see a difference.

I read that as the first person to see a minor

You’re in the looking stuff

Hi there hello...Why are you everywhere?

but theres so much of it though man i havent seen dominic since he started last year

ITS. SO. SIMPLE.

You could die because of the salt you know

𝕍𝕆𝕃𝔸𝕀ℝ𝔼, Actually, while you are drinking you cannot breathe, so you suffocate.

It's like a giant soup.

"Well that sounds very inconvenient, what if we have to stop drinking to eat?"

Wait'll they find out what the fish do in the drinking stuff!

"Did you catch any triangles?" "STOP WITH THE TRIANGLES!"

@@jellyfishi_ I mean yeah we did discover a lot of things accidentally however we took that opportunity and use it to make us rise to new heights. My point being regradless if it was on purpose or an accident we still used said discoveries to our advantage and become the domanat species of this planet and i don't think it should be invalidated just because it was an "accident"

@@jellyfishi_ Also am pretty sure shit existing and being discovered on accident doesn't conclusive prove a creator or creators exist, if anything that could just be leftovers of the making of the universe for all we know.

@@jellyfishi_ One day we are going to become gods by accident and I want to be there to see the world die.

@@jellyfishi_ OK, you had a good insightful thing going and then you took a hard left at the creator stuff

Dawn of the Dad I mean it isn’t miserable its factual most stuff in human history was inspired by nature or found accidentally the first model of a plane was meant to flap its wings like a bird until they realized you could just use a light weight material and an aerofoil I aint gettin into religion tho lol

Yeah swimming sucks, just use your transmutator to turn into a fish! Or better yet... turn _Susie_ into a fish

Renee Park lmao

What, you mean like in the toilet?

Derpy 420 like

Pretty sure the drinking stuff is highly addicive...people even die when they don't drink it regularily.

How do u know what drugs sound like? 😂

#LOGIC But i suppose thats true. Since salt we eat is usualy NOT seasalt, and if its seasalt. It is processed in a factory first sooooo i guess pure seasalt in water is not so good for us

Cherry Dragon r/wooooooosh

Cherry Dragon it doesn't matter, salt is salt, literally nothing changes, maybe some trace minerals. The point is that you need water to get rid of the salt in your body, and sea water is too saline, so you end up dehydrated

@@frantisekfojt8688 And on top take in too much salt 35grams per litre ocean water is... pretty unhealthy in a pretty short ammount of time.

@@frantisekfojt8688 there are many different types of salt. But yea in this case we are talking that both are the same kind of salt

guy 1: hey, i just went to space guy 2: oh why do you have a fish bowl on your head? guy 1: I went up and all of a sudden I couldn't breath so I quickly grabbed my fish bowl and then put it on guy 2: was there anything else you saw? guy 1: you know stars? guy 2: yeah guy 1: so I saw them also I can fly guy 2: you can fly in space? guy 1: yeah I just started flying all over the place (also your comment is tight!)

@@mrosh3726 Thanks for the compliment and comment!

Mc Naw Kind of like Daniel Thrasher

Please say you know its whoopsie not not oopsie

Whoops whoopsie

Grant Hart Oh whoops!

@@iGaveLiaHIV Okay I'm gonna need you to get way off his back.

@@_02kaye ohhh, getting off people's backs is tight!

That's *puntastic*

Nice, very nice.

Out.

That is the most egregious thing I thinks I’ve ever read in my life Than you ❤️

Wow, wow, wow. Wow.

but after the first guy to have a friend because they know the term friend here.

I feel like we could make a timeline based on little details like this

Lol I can relate.

I was ur 100th like : )

Relatable Just just go to north pole in shorts and a tank top and eventually the frost bite just goes away

Actually, drowning in drinking stuff is TIGHT

Insert dumb pitch meeting reference

@@bongbingbo5729 pretty much

It does help that the video is only 4 minutes long

And they're funny too.

Respect for Mr. George for not making me skip through the start of the video and instead making me end it early. Mad respect. That’s like, 2 clicks he saved me... and no risk of missing his first joke.

Because they are at the end I stick around for them because he makes them funny

Dominic is a real man

He isn't dead he formed atlantis

If you need to be swimming for more than 10 or 20 minutes, efficient technique will let you swim longer without tiring, and subsequently drowning.

I'd say that the dog one would be too similar to the cat one he's already done. The first guy to make a song was also kinds covered in the toxic fan video.

Wouldn't that be very bad for all living creatures in there then? What do we eat when its all gone? Woops Woopsie

@@cherrydragon3120 My back is where you are right now and I'ma need you to vacate the premises immediately

Susan Williams Ooooooohhh let me get off of that! So what about those massive wood bushes that live in herds?

Wow that last sentence was super dark.

"I guess we can also hunt and eat the triangles." "What? You mean with all the non triangular stuff that is attached to them?" "Well, no that would be weird. How about we fish for the whole thing and then just cut of the triangles?" "But won't it be annoying to bring the whole thing back to shore, just for the triangles?" "We are not gonne bring the whole thing, that is ridiculous. We'll just cut of the triangles and throw the rest of it back. Well, maybe sometimes we can bring the whole thing, if it is a big thing, to show off that I am a very strong and manly hunter." "Oh so you will get in the water to catch them with your hands? That is impressive!" "What? No! That would be physicly demanding and also dangerous, I'm not gonne do that! I'll just take a floaty thing and then a long line with a hook on the end on which I put the meat of some other animal to lure and catch them." "That is not manly, that is horrible." "But we will be able to make soup." "That must be a very delicious soup to justify all that." "No not particularly, but it will be very expensive and somewhat rare, so people think it must be good." "People don't just think something is good, because it is expensive." "Maybe. Hey, by the way, I found this shiny, clear chrystal thing, that I made into an arbitrary shape, but I only got the one. I call it a diamond, wanne have it?" "Heck yes! Give me that shiny thing! Take my money, take all of it!"

Yeah, because triangles are lame. Rectangles all the way!

@@coconoisette Triangles are cool, don't be a square.

"So you know how most of KZfaq is just full of clickbait, tired memes and material sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends?" "Yeah, I mean I haven't used that website since all my friends sent me that same Rick Astley video in 2008, but I'm sure it's still as horrible today as it was then." "Well I thought I might use it to actually create engaging content that people want to see more of." "Oh, okay. Are you sure that association with such a tawdry platform won't cheapen your brand?"

And saved the day

Wowwowwow!

"triangle's neck"

Wrong. Screen Rant subsists primarily on ridiculous clickbait that actually gets much more views than the Ryan George stuff.