very specific request if i do say so myself

cheems

why can I imagine that so perfectly

@@RayanfhoulaBR but also 500% something I’d expect to see on this channel😂

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/id-ZoLh0p6_TZpc.html so this?

Same like I thought the one grit would get a treat lol

How can I know this is perfect for my kid when he yells about plum liquor...

Was wondering if anyone was going to say something somewhere

How to make something not kid tough the kid that is like Sid from Toy Story. He'll find find some way to destroy it even if he was younger. Although if you really want to just kid toughness take a pointy object or even a blunt object with a smaller cross section impale LCD screen with this there you go not kid tough! If you were to put enough pressure on that LCD display I'm pretty sure you could do some damage to it if not that a few good Stomps on the LCD section of the thing should do the Works to the display. I've seen so many LCD screens broken or just to the point where segments are messed up permanently from excess pressure on a display. Not to mention the iPads that are or were used for point of sale that were always on charge that's not good for those things they were never intended to be plugged in 100% of the time for real. I can see those used as a portable kiosk but not just constantly plugged in. But now they have that kiosk if you can call that from Square that's intended for this application don't know if this is obsolete now or not but I remember seeing it here and there a few years back don't even know if that's still around as I mentioned but that was a better solution than the iPads I'd say for certain essentially the point of sale was two iPads and some other Hardware! I wonder how many returns and or service calls apple head on these for certain! And people climb about charging overnight well what about charging 24/7 and never really running on battery even once unless of course someone unplug the thing to charge their Apple device which often happened and yes I'm seeing that done before even at work sometimes someone would sneak out the charge cable and plug in their iPhone or even another device occasionally they're on there was a notice saying about not doing it although it probably would have done nothing good to run on battery occasionally like at least once the day for a few hours if not more or unplugging at night and replugging in the morning would have been better than just leaving it plugged in for certain

Anything made by Fisher-Price probably at least with the older stuff would have held up but not so much modern Electronics really and I remember Still My First Sony when that came out and I do remember back in the day having the original version of the Fisher Price phonograph/record player it was actually a mechanical music box! Thinking about building a solenoid operating mechanism to be able to use this as a music box be able to play whatever Tunes you want! And I do know that people are making their own quote unquote records for this toy either Machining them or even 3D printing them and evidently you can order through one of the 3D printing companies that does things like this different songs On my old buddies I used to know had a CNC and he actually made a disc that played the old gray mare and the flip side of it was part of Go tell Aunt Rhody. And yes he did something that Nintendo would have definitely shot down if they had found out that is if he put it into production it yep slept with a cease and desist Super Mario Bros theme of course or at least part of it. And on the opposite side was Starman Theme

Yes

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As a noise artist I was genuinely considering buying this

Who is Little Timmy??

@@noahmizrahi9834 "Little Timmy" is a term generally used to refer to young children

@@QuantumScratcher i guess its better then BIG timmy the dragon slayer

@@noahmizrahi9834 that kid who's trying to sleep but youtubers keep singing at him instead.

@@QuantumScratcher But my name is Noah....

Nick™ Jerrison™ isa™ nerd ™

Sonichu™

@@haydenhockman5433 Yeah, Chris wishes lol

Blood Farts™

@@FoxBlocksHere i don't think the trademark has been revoked

Lol

Olo

still waiting for the giant airpod to meat the colossal nugget.

for real.

Except they look different

They really were a bangin company as a kid, huh?

Always top quality 6/5

yeah but it didn't work out of the box a mere 16 years later. smh

Makes me wanna turn it into some nasty breakcore

3:27 would make an excellent Serum wavetable.

@@iamnevrchange.9570 machine gun go brrrrrrrrrr

Could probably make it in just audacity, take the original song and just *demonify* it

Instantly wanted it, I need the fisher price noise machine.

No shit

Yeah because FP was Fisher-Price's abbreviation/logo

Someone else acknowledged that

Look more closely at the printing--it's the Mojo *2!*

@@chairgaming1997 lol

Finally someone mentions it

Was it always the MOJO2™

So they were faulty even in their day?

I'm guessing disappointment is what you were missing out on.

Demons.

LOL

why am i picturing a 3-year-old listening to syro on his fisher price nugg

That's the quality i expect here

heh

It reminded me of a hubba bubba roll 😂

I’d love to see that tbh

That's actually a great idea

Yeah needs to happen for sure

*Eee PC

Eee Pee Cee

That motorboating...i mean air compressor sound are hillarious

if i was a kid and i heard that i would never touch mp3 players again

It was made for children, after all.

I was expecting the One Grit (or a full-sized cinder block, for that matter) to do the deed, to be honest

@@NcWcN1 same i was like “where’s 1 grit?”

@@snowflake09161 then again, judging by how it withstood the car, 1G would not have tickled it by comparison

Almost Nokia tough. My Fiio M17 got an update and I lost all volume control!! Then got another update and her eyes went back straight. 😂 I dunno I bought the silicone cover about 6months ago for my M17 and it feels great and that 600g/1.25lbs CHONGUS doesn't slide around now. But it'll still bust your face when lying in bed!! 🤣 DO NOT CHONGUS IN BED!! or maybe just sideways.

It's even got the mojo!

@@BoshkoIgich the mojo 2

We also got the Eee Pee Cee, truly a pleasure to see

#safe the wii team

Watch garbage time

Reminds me of my ex...

Because tony had a 100 kph seession

With no context, this sounds like Dank horribly misunderstood how CPR is performed

​@@wetsockfullofhotmeat sounds like it was somehow effective as well

It really is. He needs it for all the old devices that have a software that runs on windows xp.

@@RomaineChutckhan Eee XPc

well I guess it finally went away

child that needs to eat broccoli

Good ol' data rot, even the best of them (devices with built in storage) will get it at some point, especially if you leave them sitting for decades at a time in an environment the storage medium hates, or like you said just turns to mush naturally from just sitting around.

Probably actually NAND going past its rated data retention period. Mask ROM don't usually do too badly.

It’s like the SpongeBob one

Maybe it never even rotted they just put it on there like that and no one ever listened to it so no one complained.

@@PinkAgaricus I have several USB drives and SD cards from the mid-late 2000s, ranging from 128 MB to 2 GB which still work today. The only drives I've ever had fail were of generic Chinese brands.

Reject polymerization, return to crude

Any pining for The Good Old Days

File Extensions should been seen more as "suggestions" rather than file types. Lots of file extensions step on each other.

@@Pianet no i am pretty sure that children of the 90s wanted to view fast reports and this was a totally serious comment

Did it work when you had it?

me to lol, mine was a pastel blue one i think

@Cat 🅥 do i care

@Rogan Roy nope

​@@bashcone whoever that was his comment got removed

And a US State trademarked "The™

Where is the cutout at

@@yjidkal when he mentions Tony by name

@@Goldencub-2020 oh I forgot

This is a sound that computer games will give when it or PC is about to crash

Yeah, was so glad I’m not the only one that does it on slow installs 😂

I can just imagine how many christmases this ruined

Who is He?

my man removed the CD during the install and then was surprised it failed and didn't try again. The fact that the error message said "The device is not ready" supports this theory. But it was probably garbage anyway

it's the first pair of 'phones we've seen try to get away!

Touch my facececececceceecceccecececececceecce Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhh