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@Azeria3 жыл бұрын
I think the designer accidentally clicked “align to right” and rolled with it.
@natevemuri90243 жыл бұрын
Seems logical
@Azeria3 жыл бұрын
@@natevemuri9024 I’ve definitely been there myself lmao
@natevemuri90243 жыл бұрын
@@Azeria same lmao Me taking notes: accidentally pressed that Me after pressing that: well nobody else is going to see these notes so I don't give a
@TheRCBasher694203 жыл бұрын
man i love your music
@pedofiliawkosciele3 жыл бұрын
Ge
@meatbyproducts3 жыл бұрын
I worked with a guy that owned one. He thought it was cool when I called it his music taco.
@envysins64113 жыл бұрын
I swear I read “I worked with a guy that owned me.”
@meatbyproducts3 жыл бұрын
@@envysins6411 that would cover when I was a kid an worked for my parents.
@statichelix8043 жыл бұрын
Did you bully him for it?
@richardmillhousenixon3 жыл бұрын
@@statichelix804 no, they bullied him _because_ of it
@meatbyproducts3 жыл бұрын
@@statichelix804 we tried... But once he owned it and loved his music taco we went with it. We made fun of it but in a friendly way. It was so weird. He was pretty sad when the taco died. He kept it in his car. It was gross to touch.
@adafrost62763 жыл бұрын
Everything about this screams "Costco/Sam's Club special." Weird ass nuggets with excessive accessories in giant packaging like that would fill entire aisles in those warehouse club stores back in the mid 00's.
@chicken_man98022 жыл бұрын
Lol yeah, my sister got one of these nuggets from Costco and it was horrible. It had like 3 minutes of battery life and gen 1 iPod earphones and all these weird accessories
@Xenronnify2 жыл бұрын
"The early 2000s: where everything has to be a... a _shape_ " accurate. also, that thing looks like some wacko took a chainsaw to a London bus.
@STNBackup2 жыл бұрын
Or amogus
@broadex90802 жыл бұрын
I think objectively it's just a London bus.
@HappyBeezerStudios2 ай бұрын
but at least stuff looked identifiable. Like the Multipla from Fiat. Looks like shite, but at least it doesn't look like literally everything else.
@eier54723 жыл бұрын
"Plastic is made out of oil, which is dinosaur juice. There's HALF A T-REX IN HERE" That's my new favourite line so far
@sparkclouding53022 жыл бұрын
probably more like a leg worth
@scarletdays13 жыл бұрын
Every other snake: I think I will shed normally Frank:
@agustinusreynaldi71013 жыл бұрын
Frank: *Vacuum mode and reverse*
@BinglesP Жыл бұрын
Pretty impressive how Frank managed to shed her skin. Never thought about how hard it would be for someone to do that with no limbs to help them.
@Vinni-2K3 ай бұрын
imagine we humans had to do that
@BinglesP3 ай бұрын
@@Vinni-2K You've been thinking about that-- waiting for an appropriate time to bring that up into conversation-- for a while now, I'm guessing?
@Vinni-2K3 ай бұрын
@@BinglesP tbh no lmao
@creeperkillere2 жыл бұрын
I love the fact on "Questions" it legit says "DO NOT RETURN THIS PRODUCT TO THE STORE!" _Its almost like they knew it was bad already and wanted people to use it.._
@El_Naphtali3 жыл бұрын
"Can we have Scarlet Fire?" "We have Scarlet Fire at home." at home: Scarlet Fir
@Junipertosis3 жыл бұрын
Red Blaze
@azur_08513 жыл бұрын
flandre scarlet
@tausiftaha123 жыл бұрын
Vermilion Flame
@kitty85273 жыл бұрын
Red-orange spark
@BichaelStevens3 жыл бұрын
Agent Orange
@tobymidlane36303 жыл бұрын
You should get “can you believe no one bought this” printed on a t shit, horrible irony
@lostonthemoon50743 жыл бұрын
Ironed on irony
@mclaren10k3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking about it being a merch but then I realized it would just say: "Can you believe no one bought this (shirt)"
@Bandajify3 жыл бұрын
@@mclaren10k I think that makes it cool, who knows they know and those who don't - it's still an edgy shirt
@w_callaghan83003 жыл бұрын
also the text must not be centered
@user-bo7ob1ek2x3 жыл бұрын
@@w_callaghan8300 Or "On a mission to upset OCD people"
@Tatwinus3 жыл бұрын
That Rio player was actually really comfortable to handle. Absolutely not the best design around but it worked well enough.
@Nikapocalypse2 жыл бұрын
The designers foresaw Among Us.
@chaingigan75453 жыл бұрын
8:21 imagine your MP3 player is so ugly, you don’t get bullied by your classmates they just take you to a therapist
@prdarlin3 жыл бұрын
Tbh the best mic test story on this channel
@neonic38582 жыл бұрын
Idk man, that mp3 looks kinda sus
@broadex90802 жыл бұрын
You would have to a masocist to buy this.
@the_helix_84742 жыл бұрын
imagine your mp3 player looks like amongus
@kantraa3 жыл бұрын
"Hey dude what is the name of your MP3 player?" "YEPP."
@RealBega3 жыл бұрын
It even came with authentic YEPP bag and YEPP phones!
@natevemuri90243 жыл бұрын
@@RealBega eWwW I totally didn't see the ol' mates gold hangin offa it
@hotsauwz3 жыл бұрын
yepp. that is the real name
@pugg5ter5423 жыл бұрын
No seriously dude what is your MP3 player called?
@kantraa3 жыл бұрын
@@natevemuri9024YUCK
@darryncarmona4082 жыл бұрын
That mp3 player be looking sus
@ShrtCrct Жыл бұрын
Looks kinda sussy ngl
@kax92 Жыл бұрын
amogus shaped lol
@turle86453 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Craig has existed longer than Apple
@bigdaddyswagmoney3 жыл бұрын
Shot on craig
@natevemuri90243 жыл бұрын
Of course they have- craig is immortal and has existed since the dawn of technology as we know it
@Pablo-bn2nz3 жыл бұрын
Craig invented the wheel
@JackAndersMusic3 жыл бұрын
Going strong Craig lad
@Starzoh3 жыл бұрын
You just can't stop the Craig baby
@iknowdawae8933 жыл бұрын
Frank be like: "Uninstalling Layer..." "A fatal error has occured and the system has been stopped"
@Johnsen290Games3 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@agustinusreynaldi71013 жыл бұрын
*Frank.exe is not responding*
@archgirl3 жыл бұрын
@@agustinusreynaldi7101 Nah, you just know Frank runs on an ancient version of Linux.
@FixerUK3 жыл бұрын
@@archgirl She obviously runs Python. 🐍
@iUseAndroid20243 жыл бұрын
Dew u know da wae?!
@willingmrkay3 жыл бұрын
Not only was it sold, it was my first mp3 player. Best part was the two Alien Crime Syndicate songs that came on it. I almost feel bad for the dude who stole it
@TheTeamWildfire Жыл бұрын
Listening to this with my new Sennheizer HD 350BT's! This channel pretty much made me want quality headphones and so far I'm very happy with them. Thank you dank pods for getting me into good quality sound!
@toonistiny3 ай бұрын
I've been eyeing HD 350BT's myself!
@fungoul24483 жыл бұрын
Notice how the girl on the package isn’t even holding the MP3 player that’s in the package. Classic.
@chuckmontgomery75713 жыл бұрын
Frank: "Installing Updates....this could take some time."
@Lollllllz3 жыл бұрын
Frank: Working on updates 100% Frank: Restarting ...
@doomsdayX1213 жыл бұрын
Update failed . Fatal error occurred. Blue screen .
@nahrafe3 жыл бұрын
@@doomsdayX121 that's why he didn't respond
@Peytonthefeyton3 жыл бұрын
@@nahrafe *She
@kira83232 жыл бұрын
"serves you right" dude i love how witty this guy is. i remember watching this for the first time and laughing when he said that, i love you mate keep up the good work
@noberd3 жыл бұрын
Frank’s part was my fave i was so entertained
@Jaeeden3 жыл бұрын
"There's half a T-rex here just in clear plastic" is something I'm going to use everyday now.
@BloodAsp3 жыл бұрын
I too am adopting this.
@hedgehogloverone3 жыл бұрын
in what everyday situation do you even use that?
@volkan78443 жыл бұрын
@@hedgehogloverone to describe plastic
@Carlos-lq7ey3 жыл бұрын
@@hedgehogloverone lego store
@argenteuseagle74903 жыл бұрын
@@hedgehogloverone to describe the Kardashians
@austintea3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, those packages are made to make it nearly impossible to return, the harder to open without destroying, the less returns you get
@sillicon82273 жыл бұрын
Wow, these people are *jerks*
@iamnotthatguy71663 жыл бұрын
Good observation
@biscuitboi29443 жыл бұрын
Who would want to return something so amazingly awful tho?
@austintea3 жыл бұрын
@@biscuitboi2944 people who don't like the feel of what use to be rubber
@oncreativemode54863 жыл бұрын
reminds me of that one time a dude called an engineer to fix his dell cpu and they never arrived because they said "sorry, no one was home" and "we tried to contact you but we didn't get a response" even though he was at home then i saw some comment saying "oh they do this all the time, they wait until the day you can't refund the stuff to get the engineer"
@garfieldandfriends12 жыл бұрын
The red mp3 player looks sus
@Vinni-2K3 ай бұрын
amogus
@Liggliluff3 жыл бұрын
(5:00) Tip; buy scissors from Fiskars; they hold. I've never managed to break one.
@ozzelot33493 жыл бұрын
2021: the year DankPods discovers his snake is long.
@agustinusreynaldi71013 жыл бұрын
*Local Australian man finds out his snek is very-very long*
@derickjohnson57853 жыл бұрын
What snake, Frank is a cat
@abramo77003 жыл бұрын
@@derickjohnson5785 i thought it was just a really tame dog
@imbored37953 жыл бұрын
@@abramo7700 you dumb human, Frank is obviously a hamster
@juancarlosleanos21593 жыл бұрын
“You look like your wearing a hat made out of you” LMAO
@pluto30613 жыл бұрын
dont worry other people its his dog
@brmo62323 жыл бұрын
Good description for hair
@fartgarfunkeljr2 жыл бұрын
Oh my god. THANK you for showing the full tracklist at the beginning; i had a garb nugget back in my day, with all those same songs and I havent been able to find them anywhere! "Forever Rock n Roll" has lived rent free in my head for 20 years (even though it's absolute trash)
@225Perfect2 жыл бұрын
Even when it's standing still, it appears like it's moving to the right
@Personvids3 жыл бұрын
I love how the words Rave MP are written in the 2000’s Spider-Man font.
@marcusleslie-dakers28863 жыл бұрын
First thought it was a knockoff original Xbox font, but absolutely right, it's a tweaked toby McGuire era / PS3 job.
@Aiden-MGR3 жыл бұрын
@@marcusleslie-dakers2886 In my early gamer years(like 5-6yo) I thought every PS3 games had something to do with Spiderman xD.
@mcyeet3 жыл бұрын
It really looks like someone took a knife and cut the thing in half.
@rangikusdualcann0ns3 жыл бұрын
If you put two of them it will look like a capsule
@HappyBeezerStudios3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if there is a left handed version that fits right next to it.
@JaggedBird3 жыл бұрын
A knife? It's more like that katana AVGN gave the TMNT tape!
@questionablequestion89183 жыл бұрын
"to show u the power of flex tape, I SAW THIS NUGGET IN HALF"
@oofcloof3 жыл бұрын
It’s like one-half of those hand-cranked radio thingies
@PockyRedux Жыл бұрын
The noises he makes at 5:08 are so funny😂
@PerJonsson.2 жыл бұрын
Its not the ugliest nugget it’s the “When imposter is sus”
@ivanbenja43 жыл бұрын
_"DO NOT RETURN THIS PRODUCT TO THE STORE!"_ Lmao it's like they know it's garbage so they command you not to return it.
@skenda3 жыл бұрын
_how did you write with italics ???_
@ivanbenja43 жыл бұрын
@@skenda You put _ on both sides.
@coolkase_real3 жыл бұрын
*Bold* _Italic_
@sprectra43443 жыл бұрын
_ooo_
@FktheFcker3 жыл бұрын
_no_
@beeee__3 жыл бұрын
“i n t e r g a l a c t i c t e s t i c l e”
@thatmatt413 жыл бұрын
respect the pfp
@RxTitanAH3 жыл бұрын
i look forward to 5pm every thursday just to see ipod man make another masterpiece
@cobaltnightmare59203 жыл бұрын
I read this as if it was part of the song intergalactic planetarium
@DerbOnYoutube2 жыл бұрын
0:05 literally dying
@SharkDeschain11 ай бұрын
Your channel randomly showed up on my youtube today, and decided to check you out. And then I saw this video and I HAD to watch it because I owned one of these back in the day. I'm pretty sure I used the sports earbuds quite a bit, and I'm pretty sure I used this player a decent amount? Its been so long though, but the second I saw the thumbnail I recognized it. Very fun channel, and I love the bits with Frank at the end. I will have to continue perusing your videos.
@xplodingmojo20873 жыл бұрын
“Plastic is made out of oil, which is dinosaur-juice. Half a t-rex here!” Biochemistry 100
@vincent.4163 жыл бұрын
@@xianjinn 2
@mariselojeda08103 жыл бұрын
Well... he used to be a teacher...
@vincent.4163 жыл бұрын
4
@Dinomine223 жыл бұрын
@@vincent.416 5
@vincent.4163 жыл бұрын
8
@seansalvo45443 жыл бұрын
At this point I don't even read the title anymore. Green iPad=click
@TFD500Official3 жыл бұрын
same
@Yngvihramn3 жыл бұрын
Same
@BinglesP Жыл бұрын
The three MP3 players at the start look like they're supposed to be 3 parts of one big device, with how they have grooves and bumps on their sides like they lock on to each other(and of course, all having similar color schemes). But alas, they aren't, and they can't, so no ridiculous 3-screened Y2K remote thing.
@drummergirl4239 Жыл бұрын
This dude cures my depression every time he calls a battery an “AAH”😂😂😂😂
@Weisz3 жыл бұрын
RIP scissors. Lemme at em, I think I can fix em with some epoxy
@stuff313 жыл бұрын
Or the meat beater
@BrendenPragasam3 жыл бұрын
I know you could but I wanna see a vid of him tryna fix em and shrek pod them
@KirbyCurbwhy3 жыл бұрын
we need these scissors fixed if those scissors are gonna break they need a death more honorable than losing to ugly nugget packaging may they rest in peace
@Gwynbleiddsanity3 жыл бұрын
hi Louis
@itzjosheyy85143 жыл бұрын
Omg yes, oh and hi! I love your vids!
@allofmynope.mp48883 жыл бұрын
"when does the Frank end?" Frank never ends. Frank is eternal. Frank is love. Frank is life
@Corvus__3 жыл бұрын
You just had to bring in that meme...
@Japanlover793 жыл бұрын
Never saw a snake shed in real time. All I gotta say is nature is an amazing and beautiful thing.
@roadkill.highway3 жыл бұрын
nuggets are temporary *FRANK IS ETERNAL*
@rekj_3 жыл бұрын
Filthy Frank
@eveangreen18713 жыл бұрын
If frank is life, what happens when life ends?
@axolotl.56672 жыл бұрын
That Frank segment was incredible
@calitts47082 жыл бұрын
Oil is actually not made from dinosaur juice (because they didn't existed at the time), it is more like plankton and cyanobacteria juice.
@ombrem75063 жыл бұрын
That moment your realize the woman on the rave's packaging isn't even holding the rave...
@henryhey29853 жыл бұрын
instantly noticed the Same thing
@RazorXSonic3 жыл бұрын
I finally see where the among us character design came from
@olliecarsRoblox2 жыл бұрын
yepp
@daonlyzneggalz75222 жыл бұрын
That's what I saw too... Dang it! Rave sus!
@ivlis3486 Жыл бұрын
oh god why
@SecretAsianMan22222 жыл бұрын
Video is fine or whatever But that Frank song at the end tho. TOP TIER For real though, I've always been on the fence about getting wireless buds for fear of losing one, and I have to thank you for introducing me to the K"Zed" 's. I picked up a pair and I'm amazed at the quality for $25. The cable could be longer but...oh wait...it's not proprietary! I can change it! You've brought me, just like Frank, into a whole new world.
@BinaryArmorOnline2 жыл бұрын
I love the implication that you stood there cheering for the entirety of Frank's shed
@Bladez19923 жыл бұрын
"The intergalactic testicle" Oh lord, rofl
@tan.tan103 жыл бұрын
It looks like a digimon device tbh
@Person-lk1vs3 жыл бұрын
did you just actually say rofl
@noapparentfunction3 жыл бұрын
gadgets from that time always had to look like some rejected prop from Men in Black.
@ChengTeoh3 жыл бұрын
Here's the important question that needs to be answered : Can you play Shrek on the Rave?
@AgedSwissCheese3 жыл бұрын
hey! i've seen you before. aren't you the person who made the detroit: become human vid?
@pedofiliawkosciele3 жыл бұрын
He cloud make more shrekpods, WE NEED MORE
@johnnyrocket65883 жыл бұрын
Wow a verified comment, with no likes
@ChengTeoh3 жыл бұрын
@@AgedSwissCheese great memory, indeed i am. hope you had a lovely time watching them. :)
@thetexan10113 жыл бұрын
Perhaps
@decameter2 жыл бұрын
Everytime I'm feeling a little down about a technology I design for my scifi-verse, I come back to the video to marvel at the fact that some over worked product designer looked at this and said "Ship it" Also seeing frank shed is fun. My python shed recently, cheers from a fell nugget enthusiast and broken dog haver.
@vipuldubal64582 жыл бұрын
"Plastic is made up of oil which is Dinosaur juice by the way BUT LIKE THIS IS HALF OF T-REX" bro I am wheezing
@snjert84063 жыл бұрын
Him singing "a brand new nug" actually sounded really nice. I demand more.
@jaythatguyyouknow51353 жыл бұрын
Right!
@gravydave9633 жыл бұрын
I thought we'd get "a brand new Frank" at the end but no :(
@snjert84063 жыл бұрын
@@gravydave963 Yeah, that would've been cool!
@cubingnesse87853 жыл бұрын
Me too
@pachecodosunosiete3 жыл бұрын
"Can't you believe no one bought this?" - DankPods, 2020 onwards. Basically, the greatest line ever spilled in the history of KZfaq.
@antkoos3 жыл бұрын
i found it brand new on the shelf- _can you believe no one bought this?_
@Mirr273 жыл бұрын
Thumbnail:just a nugget My brain: AMONGUS
@BrianOgryzlo2 жыл бұрын
Hot diggity dog! I have been waiting 17 long hellish years for a channel up to the standards of DankPods to review my first MP3 player. Rave MP RID (Rest in dankness) buddy, hardly new ye.
@dialupdave62763 жыл бұрын
The cables are long so you don't have to actually see the horrible thing.
@ahyaan25523 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ethanpschwartz3 жыл бұрын
"Plastic is made from dinosaur juice." Welp, that concludes this science lesson.
@jarehelt3 жыл бұрын
it's mostly marine algae not dinosaurs
@raptorb41073 жыл бұрын
@@jarehelt you must be fun at parties
@funkyfresh10133 жыл бұрын
they took the dinosaur sqeezings and did science on it
@ultralaggerREV1 Жыл бұрын
DankPods has so much nugget experience, he can now make his own nugget industry and make the better nugget
@Dasyati2 жыл бұрын
Randomly came across a 1999-ish magazine that talked about the RaveMP 2000 which was still rooted in the wacky shaped silver design era. It came with Sennheiser earbuds at least.
@cello_animi3 жыл бұрын
You missed the opportunity to call them “nugglies”
@Danominator3 жыл бұрын
"Maybe it has a flat edge for a good reason?" Five seconds later: "Oh. *Ohhhhhhhh NOOOOOOOOOOO* "
@boomboxing44022 жыл бұрын
i love that the song on the cover of the thing is "alien crime scene" sounds about were you would find one of these nuggets
@jakubczajkowski75252 жыл бұрын
Wow, the were so much Frank on there, thanks for showing him
@qweriop3 жыл бұрын
That's not a nugget. That's a third party joy con.
@Z64sports3 жыл бұрын
I knew Nintendo remembered the 3 handed people who bought an N64
@metraforce4413 жыл бұрын
*I think I just found myself as an MP3 player...*
@justadudeee3 жыл бұрын
Pain
@pedofiliawkosciele3 жыл бұрын
C
@kingofnuclearfallout393 жыл бұрын
When will Dank pods do a face reveal
@skenda3 жыл бұрын
@Braden. link? pls.
@Danse_Macabre_1252 жыл бұрын
@@kingofnuclearfallout39 I think its the Sad Nugget Roundup video, not sure. All I know is that he says "Basically everything's everything's nugget, you know, I drive a nugget, I A M A N U G G E T" at the beginning
@sammshoyu8434 Жыл бұрын
I really like how the circular one at the beggining looks. Unironically.
@LightGameFrameworks11 ай бұрын
Best Frankcerpt that I've seen so far!
@FinnyT7113 жыл бұрын
The fact that the Rave uses the Sam Raimi Spider-Man font kills me
@check32553 жыл бұрын
also playstation 3
@solaireofastora28903 жыл бұрын
@@check3255 Sony owns spidey and had the font on purpose tho
@DSYGStudios22 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one who noticed!
@TheMamaluigi3002 жыл бұрын
@@solaireofastora2890 Right, but did Sony make the Rave? I haven’t seen their logo *anywhere* on this thing
@soniclikesphone2 жыл бұрын
@@TheMamaluigi300 no govideo made the rave mp
@PiercingSight3 жыл бұрын
My parents bought this exact nugg for me for Christmas back in the day. The first song I put on it was The Hamster Dance. I don't have it anymore, but I still loved it. This video gave me great nostalgia. Now I'm watching this vid with my HD600's. I've come a long way since then.
@Viceralmarqs3 жыл бұрын
I had one as well. I saw that and was like omg I forgot about it.
@Breeze9263 жыл бұрын
Your Hud Duh Six Hundgeos?
@PiercingSight3 жыл бұрын
@@Breeze926 By ol’ mate Senny!
@Queen-mr9yg2 жыл бұрын
I'm trying to count how many times you say 'Ahh, my PKCELL.'
@adamakmal46892 жыл бұрын
He's not mad at the nugget, he's mad cause they wasting natural resources to make the packaging
@gusguimaraes12green3 жыл бұрын
Plot Twist: the rave mp was a prototype of a right joy con
@cromwellg603 жыл бұрын
Bet it still drifts
@Memezy3 жыл бұрын
not even n funny
@Kilo_Miles3 жыл бұрын
(Squidward plays his clarinet until doorbell rings) Doctor Gill Gilliam: Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises. (Squidward slams door. shellphone rings, Squidward picks it up) Squidward: Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the (plays a foul clarinet note) Squilliam(in left side of a split screen): Sounds like you've got a dying animal to attend to, eh ol' chum? Squidward(on right side of split screen): (gasps) Squilliam Fancyson from band class?! Squilliam: (snooty) I hear you're playing the cash register now. Squidward: Sometimes. Uh, how's the unibrow? Squilliam: It's big and valuable. I'm the leader of a big fancy band now, and we're supposed to play the BUBBLE BOWL next week. Squidward: (stammering) The ba-ba-ba…The ba-ba-ba…The ba-ba-ba... Squilliam: That's right. I'm living YOUR dreams Squidward. The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it. So, I was hoping you and your band could cover for us. Squidward: (still stammering) Ohh, uhh, I…I, uhh… Squilliam: I knew it! You don't even have a band! Well, I'll just let you get back to the service industry now. Squidward: HOLD IT! It just so happens that I don't sell fast food, I do have a band, and we're going to play that Bubble Bowl! How do you like that, Fancyboy?! Squilliam: Good luck, next Tuesday. I hope the audience brings lots of…Ibuprofen. (hangs up phone) Squidward: I've got to drum up a marching band fast! Drum…haha…band humor. (screen fades to Bikini Bottomites reading off of band practice flyers) Sandy: Looking to add fulfillment to your dull, dull life? Plankton: Then become part of the greatest musical sensation to ever hit Bikini Bottom. Mrs. Puff: And be forever adored by thousands of people you don't know. Mr. Krabs: Not to mention free refreshments. Larry: Practice begins tonight. 8:30 sharp. (Squidward looks at his watch while driving a canoe car with instruments) Squidward: Stupid music rental clerk made me late. That trilobite didn't know an oboe from an elbow. Elbow, heh, more band humor. [ALL CHATTERING] Squidward: People, people, settle down! Ok, now. How many of you have played musical instruments before? Plankton: Do instruments of torture count? Squidward: No. Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument? Squidward: No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. (Patrick raises his hand again) Horse radish is not an instrument, either. (Patrick lowers his hand) That's fine. No one has experience. Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you. (laughs) Mr. Krabs: When do we get the free food? Squidward: Ok, try to repeat after me. (Squidward plays 6 notes) Brass section, go. (brass section repeats) Good. Now the wind. (wind section repeats) And the drums. (drum players, including SpongeBob, misunderstand what Squidward means, so they blow on their drum sticks, which blow out and stick Squidward to the wall) Too bad that didn't kill me. (Next scene) Let's just try stepping in rhythm. Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five. SpongeBob: Is this the part where we start kicking? Squidward: No, SpongeBob, that's a chorus line. Patrick: Kicking?! I want to do some kicking! (Patrick kicks Sandy in her leg ) Sandy: Ow! Why, you…! (dust cloud of beatings appears with Sandy jumping at Patrick, which then goes out an open door, which then closes) [PATRICK YELLS OUTSIDE] Patrick: Whoever's the owner of a white sedan, you left your lights on. (Patrick walks in with his head and torso seperated by a trombone, his head in the horn, then plays a tune with a series of A and B-flats. When he sits down, he plays a loud blare as the trombone slide goes down and opens his mouth, then when the note is over, he looks down with his head straight) Narrator: Day two. (band walking down a street playing) Squidward: Okay, that's perfect everybody. Bubble Bowl here we come. Flag twirlers, really spin those things. Okay, turn. Flag twirlers, let's go. I wanna see some spinning. Flag twirlers let's move!!! C'mon, move!!! (flag twirlers spin fast and fly into the air and explode when running into a blimp. Trumpet player plays "Taps", then Squidward lies down on street, curled up in a ball) Narrator: Day three. Squidward: How's that harmonica solo coming, Plankton? Plankton: It's tremendous! Ya wanna see? {runs to his harmonica and plays the first note. Runs along and plays another note. Runs down and plays three notes at the same time. He gets tired and walks slowly to another note. Has trouble playing it. Falls down and spreads saliva} Narrator: Day four. Squidward: Well, this is our last night together before the show. And I know that none of you improved since we began… (Patrick chews on a trumpet) …but I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? Plankton: (loudly) CORRECT!! Squidward: So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready? { Everybody gets their instuments ready}And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four! (Instantly a piercing loud horrible sound from the instruments breaks the windows apart and causes a small earthquake. Squidward's face is deformed like a Picasso painting and his baton breaks in half.) Okay, new theory..... Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us. Harold: (Australian accent) Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws! Mr. Krabs: What did you say, punk?! Harold: (Angrily) BIG, MEATY CLAWS! Mr. Krabs: (Turns his eyes in anger) Well, these claws ain't just for attracting mates. Harold: Bring it on, old man! Bring it on! SpongeBob: No, people. Let's be smart and bring it off. Nancy: Oh ho, so now the talking cheese is going to preach to us. [ALL ARGUING] Squidward: Wait, wait. I know tensions are high. (everyone gets into a fight. Pilar and Larry are yelling at each other. Medley slams a drum on him.) There's a deposit on the equipment, people! (everyone uses their instruments as weapons. Mr. Krabs and Harold charge with clarinets like a joust but they slow down as Mrs. Puff slams them with cymbals.) Settle down, please. (Sandy and Frank are fighting. Sandy destroys Frank's xylophone by chopping it with a drum stick and he runs away. Patrick furiously kicks Sandy, and Sandy glares, turns red and snarls before grabbing a trombone. Patrick screams and runs off as Sandy chases him and the clock sounds at 10 and everyone stops fighting.) Fred: Hey, class is over! (they all walk to the door making up their fight where Squidward slams them open) Squidward: Well, you did it. You took my one chance at happiness and crushed it. Crushed it into little tiny, bite-size pieces. I really had expected better of you people. I guess I'm a loser for that, too. Don't bother showing up tomorrow. I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident. So, thanks, thanks for nothing. Patrick: You're welcome. SpongeBob: What kind of monsters are we? That poor creature came to us in his hour of need, and we failed him. Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him. Evelyn, when your little Jimmy was trapped in a fire, who rescued him? Evelyn: A firemen. SpongeBob: And Larry, when your heart failed out from all those tanning pills, who revived you? Larry: Some guy in an ambulance. SpongeBob: Right. So, if we can all just pretend that Squidward was a fireman, or a guy in an ambulance, then I'm sure that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means: to be in a marching band. Harold: Yeah, for the fireman! All: Hooray! SpongeBob: Now let's make Squidward proud. A-one, a-two, a-skiddleydiddleydoo. (At Bubble Bowl) Squidward: I knew this was going to happen. They're just going to have to find another band to play. I just hope that… (sees Squilliam) …SQUILLIAM DOESN'T FIND OUT! SQUILLIAM!! AH! What are you doing here? Squilliam: (laughs) I just wanted to watch you blow it. So, where's your band? Squidward: Um, they couldn't come. They…died. Squilliam: Then who's that? Squidward: AH! THAT WOULD BE MY BAND! SpongeBob: We're ready to perform, Squidward. Squilliam: Well, Squiddy, this is exactly how I pictured your band with look. (SpongeBob dances while flicking his tongue back and forth) Squidward: That's his…eager face. (Squilliam laughs. They all go into the Bubble Bowl) Squidward: Well, I guess this will be the last time I can show my face in this town. SpongeBob: That's the spirit, Squidward. (bowl raises above a football field) Football Announcer: Ok, football fans. Put your hands together for the Bikini Bottom SuperBand!!!!! (crowd cheers) Patrick: These are some ugly looking fish. SpongeBob: Maybe we're in those toxic waste dumps. Mr. Krabs: I think I'm gonna be sick. Squidward: (Nervously) Ok, everybody. Let's get this over with. One, two, three, four... (Several band members play trumpets for a short time) (Music: "Sweet Victory") (SpongeBob begins singing) [SINGING] The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill. The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will. Don't ever look back on the wind closing in. The only attack were their wings on the wind. Oh, the daydream begins. And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight, in the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And the world is ours to follow. Sweet, sweet, sweet victory. (Squilliam is shocked at the band's success and Squidward looks at Squilliam in an evil and smug way causing Squilliam to be scared. Squidward as he makes rock star moves, Squilliam passes out of a heart attack and Squidward waves good bye to him as medical doctors take him away in the distance. Squidward jumps into the air, delighted that he has a great band)
@TheIrkenEmpire4203 жыл бұрын
@@Kilo_Miles This reply is a masterpiece.
@zUltraXO3 жыл бұрын
@@Kilo_Miles o h m y g o d
@richardmillhousenixon3 жыл бұрын
I started laughing when he revealed the headphone jack and even though I've seen him do it before, "Oh look it takes an AAA" just made me laugh 10 times harder
@awesomeiphone5973 жыл бұрын
You got a like form the man himself good job also when did you start watching I’ve been watching him since the lego pod
@richardmillhousenixon3 жыл бұрын
@@awesomeiphone597 Tbh I don't remember the exact time frame. It's been at least 6-8 months tho
@awesomeiphone5973 жыл бұрын
@@richardmillhousenixon oh
@stijnVDA19942 жыл бұрын
I love the rocco's modern life refrence so much, it's been decades since i heard about it.. never looked it up or something but it had neat stuff wich i only understood years after..
@rafawillians77122 жыл бұрын
0:46 unfortunately I got that reference!
@tiberseptim83303 жыл бұрын
Watching Frank rub her face against the ground like a vacuum made me genuinely guffaw
@orbulonaj3 жыл бұрын
Can we all just celebrate frank shedding her skin like she deserves a celebration
@omnisel3 жыл бұрын
short for frank
@maybepolly_3 жыл бұрын
shes a beauty!!!!!
@Mr_GamerYT3 жыл бұрын
damn all this time i thought Frank was a boy lol
@hijixincorperad3 жыл бұрын
BRRR BRR BRRRRRRRR
@IanNewYashaTheFinalAct3 жыл бұрын
@@nmfifaplayer579 Frankesca? Frankalina?
@_Noirscape2 жыл бұрын
I could watch an entire uncut video of DankPods' dog shedding.
@CDArnoldMusic Жыл бұрын
I HAD THAT RAVE AS A KID! The nostalgia is reaaaal. Got that thing as a hand-me-down from my sis. Absolutely loved it as a kid!
@cheesythegamer97713 жыл бұрын
Here’s a pretty helpful tip, if you ever come across that nasty melting plastic again, get a towel and rub it with isopropyl alcohol, should do the trick.
@zoomzabba4523 жыл бұрын
Isopropyl is the key. Recovered a Lenovo laptop mouse that way
@cheesythegamer97713 жыл бұрын
Zoomzabba Always does the trick!
@tacticalidiot1753 жыл бұрын
@@zoomzabba452 dish soap works well enough as well, but not nearly as safe.
3 жыл бұрын
True
@JackPorter3 жыл бұрын
@@tacticalidiot175 yeah, soap you gotta get cleaned off completely, while alcohol just evaporates so you don't have to worry about it.
@sergiomoncada71703 жыл бұрын
"There's half a T-Rex here in just clear plastic" is now my favorite dank quoute.
@itsbea3859 Жыл бұрын
Wow, frank is a very well taken care of snake, her shed was so clean!
@kleann2 жыл бұрын
“it’s impressively long”
@puuuuuuuurple3 жыл бұрын
that one girl in my product design class that says her art is "modernly abstract":
@joempoem4783 жыл бұрын
Stop you're giving me nightmares
@Urb4nDrIft3r3 жыл бұрын
*SLAMS IT on the desk and “breaks”* Oh Nooo... *turns it round* oh look, it takes a AAA!! Every time 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@AntNotTony3 жыл бұрын
AAA
@lemonsquares98882 жыл бұрын
this man remains the king of random skits
@rodakscreens10 ай бұрын
None of these comments have mentioned that the Rave MP branding is just the Spider-Man font
@Gfreak2503 жыл бұрын
Dankpods Opening an iPod: "Someone's been in here" Opening the Rave MP: "No one's been in here"
@hdyu22863 жыл бұрын
i love how the woman seems to be holding an ipod not a rave
@snjert84063 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing they used a stock image
@kenta326 Жыл бұрын
DONT SAY IT DONT SAY IT DONT SAY IT DONT SAY IT DONT SAY IT DONT SAY IT
@Asmodeuslvr Жыл бұрын
That's how I know he takes good ass care of Frank. The shed came off BEAUTIFULLY
@conaldeugenepeterson21473 жыл бұрын
The Frank shedding segment is what I didn’t know I was waiting for. She’s so pretty
@Tencryn3 жыл бұрын
I feel there was a missed opportunity to call them Nuglies.