I love Friday the 13th, but Jay is a bastard for this lmfao

Jay holds the whip now.

Mike is daddy

Jay is taking advantage of Mike's dementia

Jay couldn't let Mike bogart all the sadism in the RLM Offices.

Lol

this is rlm, you are always in for a good episode

he thinks of how good the bit is gonna be as he lines up the corners of the paper and makes a perfect crease

It’s because of Mike’s dementia

This is so true, those notes

Michelek. Yes, this. But his nonchalant timing here was perfect. If you didn’t “get” the reference it would seem like a totally normal part of the conversation. Mike’s delivery is always spot on.

"And that whats powerful about it"

Never let them forget

what's the original reference?

​@@georgerolandallenCarrey Fisher said it about one of the reboot Star Wars films

Throwing in Crispin glover’s dance is a nice touch

@@daxmiller35 _This_ is _good!_

Mike is and always has been an Old... just entirely self-aware and full of divine wit and sarcasm.

Mike was already old when he first encountered our planet and took the form of a human child to torment a teenager named Rich Evans @@the_random_generation

Plush Jason deserves love or he'll kill you for it! As long as you get in the way of his circular path that he's forever destined to travel

Well, you are what you eat :)

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Finally we will have a real Star-Trek fan with Mike, instead of that other phony who confused Farscape with Farpoint.

Honestly wouldn't mind this, sort of wanna see those movies, but I understand they vary wildly in quality

If it stops at First Contact I'll be happy

Strike back is Star Wars, dummy.

50:53

That guy had quite the career despite his appearance

@@mrlazywolf What's his name?

@@SammyPebbles Stuart Charno. He would also go on to write a few episodes of Star Trek TNG.

Cooked him for no reason lol

I clapped when I saw it!

It reminded me of old, associated H3H3 videos. I clapped, then got sad. Yet another franchise ruined with age.

It’s perfect in its simplicity but _complex_ in its subtlety.

Of course that dance had to be with that song.

It broke new ground

"What's MapQuest??" Mike says. He takes his old ass onto the bus down to Milwaukee City Hall and buys a ring binded roadmap.

Thomas guide

Then he complains about the placement of the roads the entire time.

Doesn't everyone do that?

Those were the days 😢

It will end like event horizon

I've been waiting years for them to talk about Hellraiser at length. Occasionally it gets a mention in a vid, but a Re:View of 1 and 2 would be sweet.

1 and 2 are the easy entry ones, it's once you get to Deader and Hellworld that I would love to see Mike breaking

Those become absolute trash after part2, Hellraiser3* cenobites but Bloodline is the one where the director wanted no credit for that POS. Something tells me Jay will not do a re:view of it.

@derekjanson2328 that's exactly why we need to cover 3-9 such landfills of horror. Doesn't the Hellrasier video game movie sounds like such a great idea

He didn't watch the movies in 1990. Mike would have a 75" digital screen and a Blue Ray 4k player.... .

"Turn it off. Turn it OFF! TURN it OFF!"

Now THE ReView I always wanted. Mike torturing people by discussing Galaxy Quest

This reminds me of an ep of Star Trek

With editing by Ethan Klein.

That always been my personal take too. Like, maybe Jason just survived the whole ordeal but his mom broke down from the stress of it and the first movie is her snapping. When, in reality, Jason was alive. You can kind of make excuses/explanations for the first few movies. But when they start leaning into his "supernatural" abilities or whatever, that's where you just throw up your hands. Jason goes to Manhattan. Jason goes to space. Jason fights an telekinetic girl and gets his ass kicked. Seriously, they had to of pulled some of these from a hat.

Oooh that is good!!

Lol yes they like to be subversive.

And the second part exactly one month after this, completely skipping Friday the 13th

No he dudn't

He’s sitting on a bottle. Hits the bloodstream faster

I’d like to point out the last time Mike was sober, he “flossed” and then “Dabbed” so we should be careful when he is

I used to use Kratka as my password thanks f13 pt 3

one botte is basically sober for Mike

Same

Part 1's ending with Alice getting pulled down into the lake by a decomposing Jason would've been a perfect cliffhanger for a part 2, but i think the producers thought the film would be a complete bomb and never ever even considered the idea of a sequel. $60 million in box office ticket sales on a $600,000 budget obviously changed all that lol and they did their best to bring Jason back despite it not really making logical sense.

Yeah but wouldn't be weird if he died as a child and came back as an adult monster?

The Friday the 13th timeline is weird because Part 2 storywise takes place 6 years after the events of Part 1 (even though the film came out a year after) according to Mark during the campfire scene, so it's feasible that undead Jason from the end of Part 1 would be fully grown then@@mancinmelkor

Yeah me too, its why I never really bought into the whole "Normal Jason vs Zombie Jason" fan debate. Cause I just figured he was always undead in SOME way.

I can't believe old man Mike didn't recognize that.

​@@TheStowAway594His memory is failing him more and more these days 😞

A genius would have him sing Happy Birthday.

@@aarondavis8943 happy birthday is copyrighted too

Two of my favorite things, the Miguel Nunez sht box song and RLM editing finally intersect

borderline experimental editing

The eyes being replaced with mouths will haunt me til I die.

​@@RykerJones28reminded me of event horizon lmao

​@@RyanReenBattikh One might even call it groundbreaking.

Such a charming little story. Your mom is cool.

Your mom let you record what is essentially a combination of snuff films and voyeur porn. Only nudity I got as a kid was from the bar scene in Posse.

8 movies on two tapes? Must have been recorded on “long play” that magical technology that allowed you to double the length of a tape at the expense of picture quality!

​@Alex_machin_animator sorry misread your comment at first

8 movies on 2 tapes? 😂

It's referenced repeatedlyin the comments. Def not underrated. But yes. We love it.

My all-time favorite iteration of this was not on Re:View, but Half in the Bag: Mike coming up with ways to utterly ruin Hereditary and turn it into generic Hollywood audience-pandering crap, while him and Jay cackled

They should just make a new series on the channel that's like the Star Trek Galaxy video

Gotta keep the animators busy

When is A24 picking up Spitballs, COME ON

Still stuck in Crispin Glover's hand.

I think it's even funnier that of all people, he's basically pitching The Phantom Menace too.

Needs more weed subplots and Pamela chastising Jason for searching up “breasts” on his iPhone 4S.

How the fuck has Mike never seen Friday the 13th?

The pinnacle is clearly Jason X lol

I know right, and the cut to Crispin Glover jigging 😂

@@barclayjerrard5314 This has become my new “having a bad day” video. Guaranteed to make me laugh and smile. I love Jay and Mike so much. Rich as well. The number of times I’ve put RLM on while sleeping just for background noise, and am awakened by an episode of Best of the Worst by Rich’s laugh? It’s a good thing we all love the guy. That fucking laugh…

I absolutely lost it when the three mouths appeared 😂

I was wondering if that scene inspired Justin Bieber's singing career.

Some Cyriak vibes with the mouths on the eyes

Complete with loaded dice that always lands on a one.

Last question: Name a single character.

If that's what the people want, they're not going to do it

@@kingusernamelxixthemagnifi3488 Ginny (Part 2; I wish the actress had agreed to return for sequels)

Very vital power in the Friday the 13th game

Saw Re:view could've been awesome

Leprechaun in the hood

scrap all that and do texas chainsaw massacre 2

Leprechaun is the goat

​@@gabrielhersey5546 Leprechaun back 2 tha hood 😂

Yup, the editing is really tight.

eat yer fukken slop!

Agreed

Apparently even Ted Bundy needed a week to recover after seeing it.

Probably the best explanation given the context of the whole series

I predict Mike will love part 6 and declare it the best of the series....which it is

I’m proud to own a sweater that says “It’s them damn enchiladas”

That woulda been cool, like almost a subtle revenge by Alice in some way

Now that i think about it, they did something similar in Part 3 when the female survivor runs into a closet and her dead friend with a knife stuck in her back falls out onto her. She pulls the knife out of her back and stabs Jason in the leg with it (and Jason then pulls it out of his leg and throws it at her but misses and hits the wall instead lol) @@rossz4898

Also funny that he just killed her with an ice pick a few days ago, and shes already completely decomposed.

The lead camp counselor in Part 2 Paul says during the campfire tale scene that Alice disappeared 2 months after the events of Part 1 and that it's been 5 years since the events of Part 1 took place, so technically she's been dead for 4 years and 10 months. @@CleanFamilyVideos

@@drlight6677 oh shit you're right. im a little rusty on my friday the 13th lore. Guess i need to watch em all again with my pen and notepad.

Halloween is the other series, this one is Friday The 13th. Easy mistake.

Also Friday The 13th can't be Halloween, because Halloween is always on the 31st. ;)

@@LeSensuel I know lol. I meant the "Halloween miracle" comment in reference that it's almost October.

But this isn't even close to the Indian romance movie

Jay and Josh did the Friday the 13th sequels a while back

Good to know, I didn’t know this

Don't say "...how they treated *this* franchise." It's a general thing. There was a time when people were not aware that a movie (or especially its cut footage) might hold any relevant financial value decades after release. That material of other "old" franchises was preserved better is rather coincidental than the norm.

Jack Valenti and the PMRC were the real monsters of the 80s!

Paramount hated these movies. They only created them to cash in, and put zero passion into them. The only reason these films were any good, was because the directors needed to find a job to get their careers started. Why would they waste money preserving what you saw as "expendable" films? At least the Final Chapter was able to get away with some gruesome deaths. I'm surprised that John Carl Buechler didn't keep the uncut version of Part 7 tho. Wasn't he in charge of the production?

@@thomasffrench3639 think you’re onto something there. Yes indeed part 4 was pretty dark and graphic compared to the previous three, perhaps due to the fact that this was supposed to be the last F13 film, and the censors were more lenient? With regards to JCB, that’s a good question. I don’t believe he had any pull in order to keep deleted prints?

Rich is the master of pulling treatments out of his ass

Mike loves his Weirdo characters

It's got a death curse!

why would the mother name her kid after the guy who deformed her child though

successful screenwriter mike

Couldn’t have picked a better scene in all of movie history, one feather in Jay’s cap

I thought it was "Hey, Ted?! Where the hell's the corkscrew?!"?

To be fair, it's one of the weakest Friday the 13th movies, next to 5 and Jason Goes to Hell.

A pity we never got “Ernest goes to camp crystal lake”.

@@knock-offnerd7675 I did my best to make that come to fruition on my channel haha

I watched it for the first time the day after mentioned in the opening crawl, and my mind was blown.

It's my all time favorite

Part 2 is even more unique-r!!

@@SamHaynesMusic Part 2 is the dumbest most obnoxious piece of trash I've ever seen. I'd rather watch Nothing But Trouble, it's the same movie but better.

@@scipion9936 it's definitely unique!

The Re:View set is just the orderlies hanging a red curtain in the activities room. Jay has been visiting his elderly uncles Mike and Rich since roughly 2013.

Same here. I loved it. It’s the only one iv ever seen in theater too.

That was funky Jason. Definitly the most memorable theme of the series.

I also have a soft spot for how cool the 3D was. I know it's a classic example of "cheesy 3D where people shove everything towards the screen" but stuff like the yoyo and the popcorn popping all just really worked well. They kind if embraced the gimmick and tried anything that they'd think would look cool.

It also has a really great Final Girl in Chris, who after she knocks out Jason, inmediatly goes to HANG him with a rope. She also is the one who inflicts the permanent rend on his hockey mask by ramming an axe into his face.

@@TrueLegateDamar honestly all three of the original 3 movies have great final girls. They all hold their own more so than the stereotype suggests.

Lol, Geocities. That takes me back now. Be honest tou would watch Camp Blood.

He also has the best hair on the Internet

@@dominushydra Agreed. Looks nice short or long! I'm loving this long hair era tho! ☺

No doubt we woulda lost all the love this episode gave to the “Ooh Baby” toilet song with Miguel Nunez if Jay hadn’t edited this one

I hope he reads this bro

Did it work?

Love that T2 reference. Great name.

How embarrassing?

With his paper 📜?

Pa.. _papier_ ? Is that what it’s called

He's studying for an exam that's never going to happen

its those damn enchiladas

Mike is a man of culture and sophistication

Naw was kinda corny

@@jessiemartinez3056So it’s a perfect fit for Friday the 13th then

@@-.-.11 yes but no we need more serious slasher like the frst 2 movies

Very disappointed episode 2 didn't drop on the obvious choice of day

That's some genre savvyness on her part.

I might be In the minority but I reckon part seven is one of the better ones. It would have been even better if they could have restored the extreme gore that was cut from it to get an R rating.

​​@@Alex_machin_animator To be honest. I think it added to it. One of the most horrifying scary kills that chilled me in any Friday movie is when he kills the guy in the basement. You can't see clearly what he is doing but his screaming "he's killing me he's killing me"! Shakes me to my core. Even now I get goosebumps thinking about it. I think right after that is when she starts kicking his ass and that is what gives me that extra F yeah get her girl f him up feel. Like you are legit pulling for her or at least I was. She was the first character in 7 films that you didn't just roll your eyes about knowing she was going to do something dumb and die well besides Tommy lol. Also she is a really good actress. Crazy that she was never really on anything else.

Part 7 is my favorite one & actually one of my all time favorite films. Not embarrassed by that at all, fucking love that one

Of course a weeb would love that shit 😂

Think they even undersold its awesome absurdity within the context of the movie

Ahhh the 80s

💀

@@jackcouch8322 They weren't named the Coke Years because of the drink, that's for sure. lol

Happens a lot tbh 😂

Welcome to the fold.

Dogs of the blog

Wait, I'm not the only one who tends to just leave these hackfrauds on a constant loop? By the way youtube, you really need to lay off the halloween and christmas episodes. There are over a hundred BotW, and YT thinks I need to see Shock 'Em Dead or Breakin' 2 like every other day.

@@AP-hv9ll I've been running into the same issue. I often use RLM vids to fall asleep - idk why either - and they always recommend the same videos. I think it's just the most popular ones that get recommended.

I knew he looked familiar!

@@scarlettNET you win the coconut!

Can you say something about the efficiency of treating these kids? On average, how many of them made it back into society without being emotional nitroglycerin, waiting to blow up?

@Kijinn Absolutely. The results depend on the facility. You really need the right placement. I should clarify that I am in America, so it is still a business. It costs about $12,000 a month to be in one of those places, and that actually incentivizes not helping the patient, keeping them ill so you can keep that bed filled and get that fat check from the insurance companies every month. It also depends on the environment they were going back to. I remember working with one 16 year old who begged us not to send him home, but he was doing so well that his funding source wouldn't justify keeping him there and we couldn't legally send him anywhere else. One of the nicest kids I ever met. Always had a smile on his face. Just begged and begged us not to send him home. But he wasn't breaking windows or assaulting anyone. He was doing "too well" and we sent him home. A week later he killed his mom, his mom's boyfriend, and a family friend. A few I worked with were legitimately scary and displayed all 3 signs of a serial killer (bed wetting, fire starting, and animal mutilation), a few had already killed their parents. One was 11 and would laugh and draw pictures of his dead mom and sister while saying, "I sent them to Jesus!" For the most part, it really was bad parenting that led to them being there. The worst were the rich parents who never told their kids "no" and threatened to sue anytime you confronted them with any of their kid's behaviors. But the full-on schizophrenics were generally too dangerous for our facility and would eventually go to somewhere in Utah, usually.

@@j.r.shartzer Thanks for the reply, although I noticed that you didn't answer the question. Still interesting.

@Kijinn It depends on how you define "success rate." In my opinion, 20% left rehabilitated. The insurance company and group home would disagree. If you commit murder a week after discharging, I wouldn't write that off as a "success story." They did.

@@j.r.shartzer Thanks for elaborating! Every single one of those rehabilitated youngsters made it worth the effort, IMO. Wish we'd find more efficient therapeutic measures. Thanks for your work and effort in this cause! Underappreciated job!

Jay also played it once or twice

Parts 1 and 2 actually have a great amount of suspense and atmospheric dread with an interesting "Who is doing these killings and why" murder mystery script and lore. Part 3 though is when the series loses the dread, sense of mystery and mystique and devolves into Jason just walking around killing people for 90 minutes with pretty much zero plot lol.

That's his secret, he always wants to be blackout drunk.

I'm pretty sure Saw and The Conjuring franchises are off the table. They legit hate that shit with a passion

@@dominushydraI’d like to see a Day of the Dead review maybe or some more Dario Argento stuff. I loved the three part John Carpenter ranking they did a couple years ago so something like that would be cool.

Yeah, RLM October / Halloween content is some of my favourite shit on the internet

​@@Eamonshort1x2. Makes me excited for Halloween

Well you’ll feel better after you’ve sh*t

It was great, wasn't it? They're actually singing the intro to 'Why do fools fall in love?' but with "ooh baby" instead of "ooh wah."

@@abegarfield7031 - Is that so? I thought that I knew all the pop-up video facts about this franchise. Thanks! :)

Jon Lajoie played "Taco" in "The League".

I can understand why Mike didn't like Part 3, since it lives and dies by the 3D gimmick, but Chris having a complete mental breakdown when she is rescued is probably one of my favorite closing scenes of the franchise.

@@TonyGearSolid I like to pretend it's not 3-D, it's 'avantgarde technique' ;)

Best Jason face reveal of the series, and I can't help but love Shelley