The Funniest Combination of 2 Diseases Possible LOL

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5 ай бұрын

What would the funniest most ironic combination of 2 diseases be? A couple years ago I had crippling gout where I could barely walk and needed crutches, coupled with explosive diarrhea where I had to run to the bathroom 20 times a day lol. Had me thinking, what would other funny combinations of diseases be?
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@vegetablepolice 5 ай бұрын

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@jansmith3158 5 ай бұрын

joint pain and bowl issues = parasite issue...you had parasites. in the old days doctors would tell their patients to do a herb parasite cleanse twice a year. Now medical students are not taught this in the US. but, in many countries like Indonsia, Africa etc the government advise their citizens to do parasite cleanse several times a year. channels for parasite vids: Dr Berg, dr ken berry, candida Eric bakker natupath (his channel named changed will get you to his chan vids he is a gut expert), road to perfect health brenda watson, dr group (he believes 90% of US citizens have parasites without realizing causing their health issues), Dr axe...library will have books on parasites. use herbs to get rid of parasites.

@tomee6 5 ай бұрын

That one where you forget everything that happened more than a minute ago, and OCD. Not sure if they would cancel out or if you'd just never stop washing your hands.

@WillEDC 5 ай бұрын

Alzheimer’s and forget you have ocd and your house is a complete mess and your perpetually miserable but don’t know why

@bushpig6837 5 ай бұрын

Like a goldfish with OCD.

@jameshilliv 5 ай бұрын

Diarrhea and hay fever. Every sneeze is a risk. Migraine and hay fever would be bad too.

@Meathead-10810 5 ай бұрын

🤣

@Dancing_Alone_wRentals 5 ай бұрын

Dajum....would hate to be the janitor in your building!

@666MaRius9991 5 ай бұрын

LOL good one one m8 👍

@ahava77 5 ай бұрын

Daaaamn

@vancemowat7544 5 ай бұрын

This, strangely, made me feel so incredibly grateful for all the gifts in my life🙏

@jimboalogo 5 ай бұрын

Pyromania and narcolepsy.

@grafvonkartoffel1455 5 ай бұрын

Cleptomania and narcolepsy would be funny. You keep trying to steal things but fall asleep before you can get away.

@Suzisart 5 ай бұрын

Agreed 👍

@TheMiriam333 2 ай бұрын

You win.

@flyerbluedog 5 ай бұрын

Impotence and sex addiction 😂

@radhakrishnanmanickavasaga124 5 ай бұрын

It's more common than people would expect Testosterone levels have dropped 90%

@trollmcclure1884 5 ай бұрын

that would make dildo sales raise 9000%. It probably did@@radhakrishnanmanickavasaga124

@gingerninja158 5 ай бұрын

I laughed lots at this 😂

@flyerbluedog 5 ай бұрын

You laugh at my comment or this guy’s 90% testicle drop comment?

@goatuscrow4135 4 ай бұрын

Lol

@NickedOff 5 ай бұрын

My favorite combo that I developed is Hashimotos and Graves Disease. Constantly imbalanced hormones causing severe constipations, followed by endless diarrhea, total body inflammation, especially in the hips, knees, shoulders and elbows. Always too cold or overheated, fatigued and fat (moon face) unable to lose weight while always depressed, or bulging eyes and losing too much weight while anxious and irritable. Oh and you still "look normal" so nobody knows you're suffering. Fun times. You're an inspiration Kasey! You do a lot with the cards you've been dealt. Show us the way!

@Jewlz4ever 5 ай бұрын

That's not ironic, that's just miserable. Sorry you're going through that. Try looking up German New Medicine.

@YouSnoozeYouNooze 5 ай бұрын

Blindness and vertigo deafness and nubs for hands

@brettwerner7128 5 ай бұрын

I think it’s very common today to have narcolepsy and insomnia at the same time. I see people like this constantly

@sooooooooDark 5 ай бұрын

"veganism" + "inability to digest plants/fiber" certainly is a good combo

@TehLiquid 5 ай бұрын

Funny, that's literally all of vegans! hahahaha

@Witchmee 5 ай бұрын

I developed a sort of tourets syndrome thing after taking anti psychotic medication. Carnivore diet healed me. But i started being barely able to control myself. My brain kept trying to get me to scream inappropriate things and even throw coffee cups full of hot coffee. So its definitely brain inflammation...

@dannyjonze 5 ай бұрын

cleptomania and narcisism, oh that's what your politicians have.

@bushpig6837 5 ай бұрын

I once worked at a place where everyone hated the boss. Eventually he resigned. On his last day we spiked his tea with Viagra and made cakes with laxatives in. He kept going too the bathroom and every time he came back he looked so confused and worried.

@positivelife3034 5 ай бұрын

That's some dark shit just cause your boss was a dick.

@Anthropomorphic 5 ай бұрын

From what I've read, Tourette syndrome often *does* at least work in tandem with social anxiety. The things it makes you uncontrollably blurt out are often specifically the things you recognize would be the most inappropriate. If your anxiety makes you worry that you might say a particular thing, your Tourette syndrome is likely to seize on that.

@jwetzel3141 5 ай бұрын

Cracked rib and a cough. Brutal.

@Maruragakari 5 ай бұрын

Spasmodic torticolis (neck turned to the right) and two left feet

@oscarl.3563 5 ай бұрын

"Blindness with a fear of the dark." 🤣

@audioupgrades 5 ай бұрын

I had a friend in college with brittle bones and fainting fits. She liked to party hard so she was always in plaster casts.

@Lamz.. 5 ай бұрын

These are funny, VP. I'll add severe itchiness and brittle nails.

@user-ww1vi9pk6x 5 ай бұрын

Alzheimer and diahrea. You don't remember where the toilet is

@radhakrishnanmanickavasaga124 5 ай бұрын

Alzheimers + overthinking

@marianbadea369 5 ай бұрын

OMG... This is the funniest shit ever!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm laughing so hard! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 All this combos would form the basis of a very good tragic comedy movie! 🥴😁😁😁 I don't even wanna think about the comment section! 🤪 I'd probably be here for hours and I really should go to work! 🥴🤣🤣🤣

@basculebrewtube6916 5 ай бұрын

I really had low expectations of this video but man you know how to make everything funny. I laughed myself silly

@-Diana469 5 ай бұрын

This is something I had….diarrhea and hurling vomit constantly…had to have a bucket by the toilet..sat on pot while hurling into bucket..worse thing ever!

@joelfloyd6328 5 ай бұрын

Every time I go to Mexico diesease

@jokedevries 5 ай бұрын

I had that in combo with vertigo. The safest place was in bed. Except for the vomit- diar combo😅

@mjklein 5 ай бұрын

That happened to me in China. I sat in the shower and just let fly.

@blakeavila4409 5 ай бұрын

Me every other workout

@oscarl.3563 5 ай бұрын

Restless legs syndrome + paralysis.

@oscarl.3563 5 ай бұрын

@@Lauren-ly2ym _I know!_ The worst. But I have high hopes of getting rid of it completely when I've lost all visceral fat. Sean O'Mara used to suffer from RLS but don't anymore, he's the go-to doc on getting rid of visceral fat to improve chronic diseases. You can also put a fresh soap under your pillow and supposedly it works until you have to replace it. But I never tried it.

@jokedevries 5 ай бұрын

I have this combo😂 can’t sleep because my leggs move at night. And I cant walk proper cause my right leg has paralysis

@oscarl.3563 5 ай бұрын

@jokedevries 🙏prayers 🙏

@bendhaese 5 ай бұрын

Not even a minute in and I'm laughing my ass off 😂

@Meathead-10810 5 ай бұрын

This makes me think of "Paranoid Hypochondriac"

@dredfxcustompaint 5 ай бұрын

You need to start doing stand up 😂

@michaelk1589 5 ай бұрын

Full blown inner and outer akathisia paired with having all the limbs broke.

@SunLife-gy1eu 5 ай бұрын

"Final Dagger in the Carnivore Diet Coffin: How I Knew It Wasn't Healthy " Vegetable Police 2019

@miltonbates6425 5 ай бұрын

Yeah, not gonna happen. High fat beef carnivore is the optimal human diet.

@aspiresk8boarding 5 ай бұрын

@@miltonbates6425He already did in 2019

@tjw5371 5 ай бұрын

Narcolepts actually do have rather fragmented sleep at night. Which is part of the reason they are tired during the day. Treatment for narcolepsy include both a medication to help them sleep better at night and a medication to help them stay awake during the day. A tough spot no doubt.

@qbukhari 5 ай бұрын

Good to see you healthy again

@-Diana469 5 ай бұрын

Sneezing hard and extreme back pain..tell you not fun.

@bluethyme 5 ай бұрын

Also sneezing and prone to shoulder dislocation

@BroccoliFugitive 3 ай бұрын

Leaky gut syndrome and rectal fissures. Or Diahrea and rectal fissures. Both equally painful, but one wombo combo is delayed/elongated suffering and the other is immediate and sharp!

@PathtoWellness1979 5 ай бұрын

Blindness and 💩! 😂

@fried_plastic 5 ай бұрын

blind and deaf would be very bad. your basically in one of those de sensation boxes 24/7

@psychicponybear336 5 ай бұрын

But you're immune to flash bang grenades, so count your blessings

@blakeavila4409 5 ай бұрын

People pay a lot of money to get in those

@goatuscrow4135 4 ай бұрын

Tommy can your hear me?

@swegho 5 ай бұрын

That was a lot of laughing! Thanks

@robertfontaine3650 5 ай бұрын

The topic was rough but the cinema was ours. Phone clip looks handy. Merry Christmas Kasey.

@nwk0076 5 ай бұрын

The crazy thing is since the world has changed and shifted. A lot of people may find that they are having some of these illnesses out of the blue.🤷🏽‍♀️

@angiegracie6954 5 ай бұрын

Running out of material? Lol

@julioandresgomez3201 5 ай бұрын

Alopecia and hypertrichosis.

@narrowpath9491 5 ай бұрын

This is gold

@adamski2931 5 ай бұрын

This is the funniest video You did in years.

@gregorypoulos8596 5 ай бұрын

The Deaf Dumb And Blind Kid Coupled With A Runny Nose While Playing High Stakes Pin Ball.

@neil_patel 5 ай бұрын

Flatulence and Agrophobia / fear of going out.... And if you add claustrophobia to that - fun times 😂

@timhenry8078 5 ай бұрын

Chronic Diarrhea and severe short term memory loss

@plantbasedposer 5 ай бұрын

Stinky farts aren't looking that bad huh?! 😅😅

@michelebedard2226 5 ай бұрын

Bad for people that have to be around him 😂

@trollmcclure1884 5 ай бұрын

I really didnt want to laugh but the last one got me. Jokes from hell indeed. Dark humor fits this place I guess. I mean this planet

@greensquall2264 5 ай бұрын

My gout trigger is beer. I miss it.

@Julottt 5 ай бұрын

Because it is high in purine like many animal products, not a trigger.

@greensquall2264 5 ай бұрын

@@Julottt I know. But animal products don't give me gout. Beer does.

@Julottt 5 ай бұрын

Animal products build you a purine load, of course it does.@@greensquall2264

@greensquall2264 5 ай бұрын

@@Julottt My gout used to be chronic and severe. Multiple attacks annually. After quitting beer, I haven't had an attack in years and my purine levels have gone back to normal. So yes, I'd say beer was my trigger.

@Julottt 5 ай бұрын

Trigger maybe but some animals products greatly build the load of purine in the body, thats fact.@@greensquall2264

@briancourtney6074 5 ай бұрын

Strep throat and bronchitis

@shubhamgoyal9105 5 ай бұрын

Hey man, i watched your video on hernia mesh removal. Did you get it removed ?? I am in same situation with hernia mesh pain after 1.5 years of surgery. Can you please share your experience ?? 🙏🙏🙏🙏

@gurrac380 5 ай бұрын

Broke my ribs when mountainbiking and then got the flu and a week with the cough from hell.

@loubas8785 5 ай бұрын

Perpetual erection, with genophobia, also known as erotophobia, or fear of sex

@trollmcclure1884 5 ай бұрын

fear of vagina doesnt sound so silly when you think about illnesses. Every intelligent person should have a bit of fear of life

@H3M1_Official 5 ай бұрын

LOL!!! Stop it Kasey (shocked whisper)

@simmiedavissimmiesings8185 5 ай бұрын

Today is my birthday. VP and pooping. Now I'm complete

@elizabethjordan6766 5 ай бұрын

Happy Birthday!

@heyjude57 5 ай бұрын

Many happy returns of the day. 🎂🎁

@earthicastar 5 ай бұрын

coughing and hiccuping

@SunLife-gy1eu 5 ай бұрын

"Gout is 100% caused by meat" Vegetable Police 2019

@aspiresk8boarding 5 ай бұрын

Well if u fast hard enough you’ll up regulate cortisol and suppress the immune system enough, no more inflammation pain!😅

@bluethyme 5 ай бұрын

Most people eat meat across the world...

@SunLife-gy1eu 5 ай бұрын

@@bluethyme yeah and most people look like shit and suffer from chronic diseases

@heyjude57 5 ай бұрын

@@bluethyme Affordability might be the problem.

@TehLiquid 5 ай бұрын

@@heyjude57 if you're eating lean cuts sure, also, if you're eating cuts at all. Ground beef is the exact same thing but you can choose fat percentage and is always cheaper than all other cuts. Especially the fattier you get the ground beef

@jacobwordhouse5977 5 ай бұрын

This was too much 😂😂

@Gusman27 5 ай бұрын

Great video. 😂 Audio seems off compared to videos in the past.

@totalredeem44 5 ай бұрын

Very very funny !!

@lavapix 5 ай бұрын

Ciguatera and anything else seeing it's bad enough on its own. It attacks your central nervous system and I dumped 77 times in one week and lost 30 lbs. No cure so you always have it and certain fish can trigger it again. I guess a terrible 2nd one would be Crohn's disease for good times.

@SteveEricJordan 5 ай бұрын

good lord that sounds horrible. but also funny, youre right.

@AshleyHunter-lh9tc 5 ай бұрын

An alcoholic with cirrhosis of the liver

@garyharnish2395 5 ай бұрын

Living it🤙👍

@thegentlelivingchannel 5 ай бұрын

Most alcoholics end up with that.

@gershhayes796 5 ай бұрын

I have a friend, got bit by a tick, got Lyme and a beef allergy..

@presouz5 5 ай бұрын

I posted this at the time it was happening to you, but I told you that that pain that you’re experiencing especially in an old injuries is exactly what happens when you have Oxalate Toxicity. Even the explosive diarrhea even though you do have Crohn’s that could’ve been related. But it could’ve aggravated it if you do deep research on oxalates, you will realize they are the enemy and you my friend ate far more oxalates than I ever did, and I still got Oxalate Toxicity ❤ and baking soda and water really does help and taking or eating calcium like mozzarella cheese cheese on the regular until it’s the oxalate or absorbed and go out your bum or your pee.

@bigshooter461 5 ай бұрын

ADHD and Alzheimer's could be pretty bad. ADHD can make it pretty hard to focus, on tasks of little interest or inspiration, but many with this overactive mindset can actually be incredibly creative and often exhibit incredible problem solving and creative skills because they often over analyze things to a degree that many can not maintain interest. These are often brilliant IDEA people, it would be tragic if they were always having an epiphany and coming up with an incredible idea, only to forget what it was 5 minutes later.

@theforestinthecorner 5 ай бұрын

I have sensitive teeth and food addiction. Oh well 😆

@Scott_Terry 5 ай бұрын

Well, I'm officially on my path to being a Thunder Monkey. I guess, technically, I'm a Donkey Bitch right now but who knows where I'll be in a few months? Thanks for the hilarious reading @VP...please write more!

@dannyjonze 5 ай бұрын

exercise addiction and chronic pain syndrome.

@christopherrobindysart 5 ай бұрын

chronic pelvic pain syndrome and sex addiction

@heyjude57 5 ай бұрын

Hiccups and Tourette's.

@ChucknMcNuggets 5 ай бұрын

ALS and Colitis.

@dredfxcustompaint 5 ай бұрын

😆 brilliant

@Lieutenant-Dan 5 ай бұрын

Pretty sure you got those last time you did carnivore😂

@roosterridder956 5 ай бұрын

Priapism and RLS

@marianbadea369 5 ай бұрын

Did you ever poop yourself while trying to run to the toilet on crutches!? 🥴🤣 Not funny, I know!!! 🤪😁

@Critical_Stinking 5 ай бұрын

AIDS and rectal cancer.

@MrPeterpan308 5 ай бұрын

All the meat you can eat sounds tough but true heals everything

@Maruragakari 5 ай бұрын

From healthy animals

@MrPeterpan308 5 ай бұрын

@@Maruragakari you right 100%

@TehLiquid 5 ай бұрын

@@Maruragakari nah not really, even the unhealthy grain fed steroided antibiotic ridden animals still heal you, even in this scenario, it's still 100x better for you than veganism, and 1000x better than the standard diet.

@sledant 5 ай бұрын

a hypochondriac with munchausen syndrome.

@koalamama2 5 ай бұрын

XD Even the comments made me laugh for once =)

@leemanwrong 5 ай бұрын

Sounds like you could have had reactive arthritis. It’s an auto immune condition that can be set off by certain bacteria and your body starts attacking its own joints.

@Jewlz4ever 5 ай бұрын

He's not saying he has those things, the whole video is about possible ironic disease combos

@justpeter9551 5 ай бұрын

Plantar fasciitis and armlessness.

@davidkclayton 5 ай бұрын

Alcoholism and chronic migraines

@Dancing_Alone_wRentals 5 ай бұрын

Excellent work as usual........but...... Tourette Syndrome actually brings to the surface anger in photographers reviewing Olympus and Black Magic cameras. I know because I follow a camera channel.

@robbyvillabona 5 ай бұрын

Gigantism and agoraphobia!

@itiswhatitis9666 5 ай бұрын

Pink eye with parasitism

@adamm7001 5 ай бұрын

Narcissism and ego-death

@goatuscrow4135 4 ай бұрын

☮️

@fried_plastic 5 ай бұрын

lol

@GameTek-yg6ew 5 ай бұрын

opinion on bryan johnson?

@TheRadim1976 5 ай бұрын

i have ulc colitis and lyme

@myflesh10 5 ай бұрын

Gotta appreciate Stevie Wonder (got to see Live) and Ray Charles!

@dannyjonze 5 ай бұрын

interesting

@SootyPhoenix 4 ай бұрын

Blind people don't see dark, though. They see nothing, which is not dark :P

@andrewryan7583 5 ай бұрын

Obeasatie and anarexiea With dislexea

@megadeath666666 5 ай бұрын

Tess Holliday.

@robertl2227 4 ай бұрын

Why did u get gout?

@mikk1332 5 ай бұрын

You're like medically woke You have everything, loi

@joelfloyd6328 5 ай бұрын

This was a weird one, and some of the comments were dar weirder considering the weirdness of the content.

@Suzisart 5 ай бұрын

Get help quickly

@miamibfly 5 ай бұрын

Is it just me, or does your humor change when you are eating animal products? I think I made a comment earlier this year like this right before you went back to vegan (post zen clenz)