lol

I also really hate the sentiment "family is all we have" mostly because of how many times it's been used to dismiss my abusive parents

How does the grandma have CIA contacts but didn’t even know her daughter had a baby???? 💀

This video is disgusting. People dont give up their children just for the fun of it, they do it because they are incapable, for whatever reason, of caring for the child. It is, in most every case, an act of love for their child, and to portray it as some horrible act is incredibly fucked up.

Omfg, this "lesson" is so effed up! I feel like the worst part, though, is that this doesn't feel that different from the way Dhar Mann looks at the world: You should be nice about ____ because the person might turn out to be rich/president/your boss someday. Except this one adds on the idea that a parent should try to take care of a kid despite absolutely terrible circumstances. Jordan is right. It feels so weirdly creepy and sinister

my favourite part of the video is jordan fucking dying at the biden image and not explaining why it’s so funny

If my baby son was gonna become president, I simply wouldn't have abandoned him. Rip to ageless mother but I'm different.

I’m sick of this whole “Family’s all you have! You don’t choose your family!” ideology in media. This kind of message is what led me to accept abusive behavior from those closest to me when I was a kid, and why it took me so long to finally get those people out of my life when I was finally an adult. At the end of the day; it doesn’t matter who they are. They don’t have a right to mistreat you, and they don’t have a right to be in your life after they’ve done so. Also, having to give up a child isn’t a bad thing. I wish my dad would’ve left me out of his life instead of forcing me to be in it, seeing how he never really wanted me there in the first place.

She said: "Hehehahehehehe...You outcho minnnnd. You kidding me? Yo son???😂 What-when?!" She spent the whole sketch having the time of her life laughing at the idea that she has a long lost grandson.

The grandma laughing like Hattie from the Madea musicals added an extra flavor to the video

"Sorry, Ritz Caucasians" was such an unexpected line I almost choked

When Jordan said "medically white" I choked on my sprite

The whole "giving you up was a mistake" thing always makes me so mad. I'm adopted and it's just so infuriating that people are so dismissive of my family, the people who raised me and took care of me and fucked me up like every other family. The idiots who had sex in high school are just some idiots who actually made an ok decision under the circumstances.

growing up in the social services system is terrifying and cruel but having no knowledge of what her life was like when her son was born, it easily couldve been a kindness to put him up for adoption. clearly, he had a good enough life to become president, which is far better than the chance he couldve had his mother be so neglectful that he mightve died etc - we have no idea if she was homeless or suffering from addiction etc... this idea of keep family together no matter what can do more harm than good (obviously not universally applicable)

Extremely low-tier move by the mother. Just don't abandon them if they are gonna be president. It's easy.

The fact that you were immediately charmed by the idea of a baby firefighter was great. Also, 9:14 lol.

Wow. That video really ignored all the difficulties of giving up your child, and going through the process of being adopted. Also, finding out about unknown biological family members at such a late stage in life, while it can sometimes be enlightening, can also be traumatic. Loving your videos Jordan. X P.s. really appreciated the countdown clock theme.

jordan sobbing laughing at a picture of joe biden is what my monday needed

leaving your child on the steps of the fire department is not 'putting them up for adoption' lmao

Jordan, the sound of your voice woke my cat up, despite my having just been in virtual meetings for hours (meaning she's been hearing voices this whole time without waking). I can only take this to mean my cat likes you (or hates you, I suppose), so I thought you should know that. Keep up the great work, lol!

jordan's laugh is so fucking contagious dude the biden image thing was already funny but his reaction to it just elevated it

Alternate title "this adorable grandma who used to run torture black sites uses her connections for good, and then you won't believe what happens next!"

I'm really glad you pointed out the age thing in the video because the one younger woman the president's mother looks anywhere from 23 years old to 70 depending upon the angle and light

Okay, I'm going to need a CIA drama like Alias but starring the adorable giggle granny. It's unhinged propaganda, but I still need it. I cannot be reasoned with.

My favorite thing of all these types of videos is how the moral always boils down to be a good person not because its right but because there will be something in it for you

Honestly I was so sure that at the end he was going to reject the mom, and the lesson would be something like "if you give up on someone don't come crawling back when they're rich and powerful" (which also sucks), but it somehow managed to be even dumber???

why is the grandma's glasses chain just dangling in the front??? if she takes her glasses they're just gonna fall off lol

Clicked for Jordan, stayed for baby firefighter

OK I absolutely thought that said _"aborted_ son is president" and I won't lie, I really wanted to know how that was going to work

"I gave you up because i wasn't in a situation to take care of you in the way you deserved" "I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS AN ORPHAN" damn bro, calm down, this isn't real

I’m so happy you’re uploading more

What’s so funny, CIA lady? I want in on the joke too.

I’m going to ignore the pretty horrible lesson and the fact that he almost punched her in the face. Because, hey, a bearded President!! We have had one of those in some time.

RE: the intro. My partner said "he looks like freddie mercury" and he adores freddie mercury so it's definitely a compliment 🤣

That intro was hilarious. My parasocial love for Jordan grows with every upload :3

Jordan is such a delight! 😭 He seems like a genuinely kind and lovely human. The kind of person you'd want to know :)

I feel like there are people that exist that this can help, but most are in a BET tv drama. That said.... Didn't that Mom _really_ only seem to want to Connect with her Son because he was running for President??? Didn't this kind of stuff actually happen to Obama and some of his relatives, and the thing in common was both were looking to gain wealth from the Son they had no connection to as their primary motivation to reconnect?? I feel like the real Lesson is "Put those Babies up for Adoption, because you never know when one might hit the Jackpot!"

And in this dark, surreal timeline, a modern man managed to make it to president without knowing he was adopted. Alternate theory: He just believed some random crazy woman to rewrite his whole life. Either is terrifying.

Jordan is so critically underrated.

Sorry she was pregnant for nine whole months, gave birth and then abandoned the child and her mother never knew about any of it??

jordan getting distracted every five minutes of this video is just such a big mood thanks we love to see representation

Damn, dude. If you didn't know you were adopted, that's on your parents.

He's such a love isn't he, just absolutely charming.

Thank you for putting the phrase "content milkers" in my head. And by thank you I mean curse you

I would like an edit of this where the lady says the president is her son and it cuts to Howard Dean when he made that "Hwaaaaah!" noise during his presidential run

another epic gamer video from inside daddy’s cabin 🕺🏽

Somehow the fact that the actor has a beard makes it really hard to buy him being the president. We haven't had a bearded president in a long time.

"Hee hee hee hee" -that older skeptical lady

"There's so many of them...and I don't like most of them!" Me looking at the line of customers I have to serve :/

Jordan, seeing you cry with laughter @ the "six image grid" made me laugh until I cried, too. Your humor and perspective and the way you find such enjoyment in it despite all the other shit in your life and the world gives me hope every day lately. Thank you for sharing your disbelief and chuckles and wry takes. Truly love it all.

*why is she giggling while she swabs*

"That's the thing about crack though, innit?" I'm sobbing please that made me laugh so hard

The CIA jokes were so solid

you uploading more often feels like a late birthday gift tysm for existing you could just breathe for a joke and I’d be wheezing

the ending edit of showing the 3 videos was hella dope

The presidential punch joke got me laughing so hard I choked 💀 I’m sick w a sore throat and tried so hard to keep all the laughs in but that broke me

friend! totally get it because the video kept saying it but as far as adoption language goes it’s very harmful to say “giving up” for adoption dealing with real people because they are not items or things we can just “give up”. but i’m very thankful you spoke to the bs of that video and acknowledged what a LOT of people don’t that “real” family isn’t biological it’s the family who raises us and we choose. but just thought I should bring that up! saying put up for adoption is way better and less harmful language! thank you for the consistently hilarious content

He said crack! GET HIM!

As an adopted person, I really don’t like how the fake Dhar Mann makes the play about how the adoption was a mistake. That’s very rude, inconsiderate, and disregards the life that this person who is adopted once had.

Jordan getting sappy over pictures of baby firefighters made this video for me

Jordan you’ve earned my love with the 24 references

Man, how selfish does it sound that you want to reconnect with your abandoned son after you find out HE’S RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT…

"Both of these people look like they are every age? Does that make sense?" Was the funniest thing I'm crying

I wish they actually explained why the mother left him, this video depicts it like it's a thing people just kind of do for no reason

u guys.. watching this live was….. an experience believe me

god i'm obsessed with this man

Grandma looks to be about 18 wtf? Who put this college student in a wig made of strained pigions?

The fact that he didn’t even know he was adopted makes this worst, that lady broke his family

Jordan always brings the fits.

The countdown music at the end was perfect, and twist the moral was to buy their merch.

imagine finding out as an adult that you're adopted, and instead at being upset at your adoptive parents for keeping that from you, you get upset at the birth parent

you are so handsome bro

Jordan that image was beautiful. Thank you. Im sobbing.

lmao how did this make Dhar Mann videos look like masterpieces by comparison?

You are my favorite out of the sad bois… shhh don’t tell anyone

his voice is so great he could say the dumbest shit and it'd sound so smart

11:31 why did my brain go “Sometimes we make mistakes. Sometimes we make the future president of the United States.”

I was so confused when the mother was just like "my son might be the next president, I dunno what to do, I need help"... I had no idea she wanted a DNA test until it was mentioned later and got SO concerned when the grandma brought up her connections with the CIA xD

Thank you for making me laugh during one of my worst times, my cat passed away this morning and it's been a rough day, but your video made me laugh and smile :)

That shot of the white house is straight out of threat level midnight

Both the women are beautiful and ageless yes- but the daughter looks older than the grandma. The only thing grandma has is the hair.

That intro is giving me life. I know I'm late to the game, but please, bring this back to us.

also when I heard the cats countdown music I wasn't looking at my phone and thought I had clicked out of the video

The mustache is growing on me.

The Countdown music as he processes “the moral of the story”, hilarious. 😂

Wow, yeah, that video has a very peculiarly framed moral. I appreciate that you called it out; that was perhaps a bit off-kilter there.

I'd love it if they just had a comment like "my mom killed my dad but she said sorry once I turned 20 so she didn't go to jail and I forgave her" missed oprotunity

I'm so pleased I've subscribed, this channel is pure gold.

That intro was wonderful. I want different themes like Wandavision :). Yes I think your videos are that high of a level of production :)

i replayed the part where you reacted to the biden obama 'n' photo so many fucking times. the way that you can't stop laughing before you even saw it, and then the little cry when you look at it for a second time is so fucking funny. made my day

“content milkers runneth dry” ~ Jordan “thats the thing about crack though isn’t it? its like ritz crackers… sorry ritz ritz Caucasian or whatever y- oh boy” ~ also Jordan

yes honey, I abandoned you before I was born thats why you're older than me

You’re becoming my comfort person slowly but surely

lmao when the editor is just as funny as jordan. also hi I'm parasocially in love with you jsyk lmao

"No, i have to save that power" lolol

Anyone else think the grandmother almost sound like the woman from princess and the frog? Mama Odie? Like maybe not always the speech, but definitely the laugh. 🤣

I'm still focused on how Jordan counted out the seconds on his fingers when the video HAS A TIME STAMP

He was running for president and didn't know he was adopted? Wow, so it would actually be legitimate to demand to see his birth certificate?!

Not this mess being directed like some of the Perry Tyler's later Madea movies... skslkdjfas

i saw this on jarvis' stream and genuinely didnt understand the instagram grid thing until re-watching it now. i am tearing up help XD