I also really hate the sentiment "family is all we have" mostly because of how many times it's been used to dismiss my abusive parents
@amandamills44102 жыл бұрын
Family isn't all we havel. True friends can be 10 times more powerful because they're the ones we choose to have in our life. Then those people become our true family 💜
@minfiresmanyeah2 жыл бұрын
Its like they say, The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb
@Ratciclefan2 жыл бұрын
My parents aren't the worst parents ever but they do still use that kinda thing to justify doing awful stuff 💀
@Emily-ro7mv2 жыл бұрын
I can understand that. I also think family can refer to our chosen family, because hopefully you have a support system, like friends and other relationships
@me1ody692 жыл бұрын
"You should love your family no matter what" is a sentence i hate hearing. Especially when told to me
@shay49882 жыл бұрын
How does the grandma have CIA contacts but didn’t even know her daughter had a baby???? 💀
@sewlemony14702 жыл бұрын
I think that’s just a friend of hers, they’re supposed to be similar in age
@hmmmummm25142 жыл бұрын
@@sewlemony1470 4:27
@skylernadeem89942 жыл бұрын
"...Dhar Mann- his- his- his- his- his- little content- his content milkers are milked dry you know what I mean." -Jordan Adika 2022 0:28
@aj70582 жыл бұрын
Too busy couping at the time.
@annalisanorman90132 жыл бұрын
She was too busy overthrowing governments in Latin America.
@gurneyqueen57822 жыл бұрын
This video is disgusting. People dont give up their children just for the fun of it, they do it because they are incapable, for whatever reason, of caring for the child. It is, in most every case, an act of love for their child, and to portray it as some horrible act is incredibly fucked up.
@JordanAdika2 жыл бұрын
BASED
@skylernadeem89942 жыл бұрын
"...Dhar Mann- his- his- his- his- his- little content- his content milkers are milked dry you know what I mean." -Jordan Adika 2022 0:28
@thekneesbee2 жыл бұрын
Also, as someone who's birth mom left because of her addictions: if I saw this when I was young it have validated my fears that she left because of the kids.
@blink182izawsm6 ай бұрын
Thats misogyny for ya😘
@Arosukir62 жыл бұрын
Omfg, this "lesson" is so effed up! I feel like the worst part, though, is that this doesn't feel that different from the way Dhar Mann looks at the world: You should be nice about ____ because the person might turn out to be rich/president/your boss someday. Except this one adds on the idea that a parent should try to take care of a kid despite absolutely terrible circumstances. Jordan is right. It feels so weirdly creepy and sinister
@demetrian78562 жыл бұрын
And that family is the only thing that matters. I hate that people are always like "trust your family" or "family is everything". Like abusive parents and adopted children don't exist-
@skylernadeem89942 жыл бұрын
"...Dhar Mann- his- his- his- his- his- little content- his content milkers are milked dry you know what I mean." -Jordan Adika 2022 0:28
@pleasesetmeonfire11662 жыл бұрын
Yeah it almost feels oddly pro-life
@Arosukir62 жыл бұрын
@@pleasesetmeonfire1166 I think it's definitely pro-life, actually! Anti-adoption is a very short hop away from anti-choice.
@JordanAdika2 жыл бұрын
based
@ihavehypothyroidism2 жыл бұрын
my favourite part of the video is jordan fucking dying at the biden image and not explaining why it’s so funny
@fahrenheit21012 жыл бұрын
Ikr, looks somewhat normal and he's going ballistic
@rexana_rexana2 жыл бұрын
i think (??? im entirely guessing) it's because the one picture of biden with obama in that spread is on the "N" of BIDEN... and the "N" is on Obama... who is a black man... so i guess the humor is that they could have put that picture on any of the other squares but, as is, there's the unwanted association of a word that starts with the letter N and black people. Yeah, maybe someone could have caught it, but there's a 99% chance that whoever set that up just wasnt thinking like that.
@degeneratemilkhater56962 жыл бұрын
I think it's supposed to be because Obama looks/is a cardboard cutout
@JordanAdika2 жыл бұрын
who's obama
@mars-we3mv2 жыл бұрын
@@JordanAdika literally the son in the video, duh
@Rattline2 жыл бұрын
If my baby son was gonna become president, I simply wouldn't have abandoned him. Rip to ageless mother but I'm different.
@pleasesetmeonfire11662 жыл бұрын
I’m sick of this whole “Family’s all you have! You don’t choose your family!” ideology in media. This kind of message is what led me to accept abusive behavior from those closest to me when I was a kid, and why it took me so long to finally get those people out of my life when I was finally an adult. At the end of the day; it doesn’t matter who they are. They don’t have a right to mistreat you, and they don’t have a right to be in your life after they’ve done so. Also, having to give up a child isn’t a bad thing. I wish my dad would’ve left me out of his life instead of forcing me to be in it, seeing how he never really wanted me there in the first place.
@ijustlikebees2 жыл бұрын
God,so true
@jupiterzombies2 жыл бұрын
^^^ this.
@halffacedbone2998 Жыл бұрын
Hope your doing ok now man.
@NateAlyn2 жыл бұрын
She said: "Hehehahehehehe...You outcho minnnnd. You kidding me? Yo son???😂 What-when?!" She spent the whole sketch having the time of her life laughing at the idea that she has a long lost grandson.
@miakellie63322 жыл бұрын
The grandma laughing like Hattie from the Madea musicals added an extra flavor to the video
@weewoo80542 жыл бұрын
shit jus unlocked a whole new memory for me
@skylernadeem89942 жыл бұрын
"...Dhar Mann- his- his- his- his- his- little content- his content milkers are milked dry you know what I mean." -Jordan Adika 2022 0:28
@FrenkTheJoy2 жыл бұрын
"Sorry, Ritz Caucasians" was such an unexpected line I almost choked
@thatrantinggirl73762 жыл бұрын
When Jordan said "medically white" I choked on my sprite
@Sicara912 жыл бұрын
The whole "giving you up was a mistake" thing always makes me so mad. I'm adopted and it's just so infuriating that people are so dismissive of my family, the people who raised me and took care of me and fucked me up like every other family. The idiots who had sex in high school are just some idiots who actually made an ok decision under the circumstances.
@lrizzard2 жыл бұрын
this vilifying of adopting families in the media is so disgusting, people can have an amazing relationship with their adopted families and they can be the kindest people. why would it matter whose genetics you share, that you would dismiss the ones who cared for you... (by "you" i am talking about the fictional people here, not the commenter lol)
@LOONACORE2 жыл бұрын
growing up in the social services system is terrifying and cruel but having no knowledge of what her life was like when her son was born, it easily couldve been a kindness to put him up for adoption. clearly, he had a good enough life to become president, which is far better than the chance he couldve had his mother be so neglectful that he mightve died etc - we have no idea if she was homeless or suffering from addiction etc... this idea of keep family together no matter what can do more harm than good (obviously not universally applicable)
@skylernadeem89942 жыл бұрын
"...Dhar Mann- his- his- his- his- his- little content- his content milkers are milked dry you know what I mean." -Jordan Adika 2022 0:28
@m0bz0mb392 жыл бұрын
@@skylernadeem8994 Reminded me of the whole Jarvis breast milk thing lol
@NahNoWayy2 жыл бұрын
The direction of the acting is a disservice to the message itself honestly.
@jupiterzombies2 жыл бұрын
i WISH my parents had divorced much sooner than they did, it would've saved me a massive amount of psychological trauma; so yes, i agree 100%. sometimes apart is better than together.
@dublin81652 жыл бұрын
Extremely low-tier move by the mother. Just don't abandon them if they are gonna be president. It's easy.
@Sqwidiot10 ай бұрын
i know! very simple choice to make
@TheAmityElf2 жыл бұрын
The fact that you were immediately charmed by the idea of a baby firefighter was great. Also, 9:14 lol.
@allypally28952 жыл бұрын
Wow. That video really ignored all the difficulties of giving up your child, and going through the process of being adopted. Also, finding out about unknown biological family members at such a late stage in life, while it can sometimes be enlightening, can also be traumatic. Loving your videos Jordan. X P.s. really appreciated the countdown clock theme.
@writeonshell2 жыл бұрын
The countdown theme had me howling 🤣
@allypally28952 жыл бұрын
@@writeonshell same. I feel like we watched someone create a 9 letter word out of the most un-spell-able letters.
@glowvxn2 жыл бұрын
jordan sobbing laughing at a picture of joe biden is what my monday needed
@sidheo37412 жыл бұрын
leaving your child on the steps of the fire department is not 'putting them up for adoption' lmao
@TheAmityElf2 жыл бұрын
Jordan, the sound of your voice woke my cat up, despite my having just been in virtual meetings for hours (meaning she's been hearing voices this whole time without waking). I can only take this to mean my cat likes you (or hates you, I suppose), so I thought you should know that. Keep up the great work, lol!
@rabbit65462 жыл бұрын
jordan's laugh is so fucking contagious dude the biden image thing was already funny but his reaction to it just elevated it
@thefollowingisatest45792 жыл бұрын
Alternate title "this adorable grandma who used to run torture black sites uses her connections for good, and then you won't believe what happens next!"
@theapartmentrat38812 жыл бұрын
I'm really glad you pointed out the age thing in the video because the one younger woman the president's mother looks anywhere from 23 years old to 70 depending upon the angle and light
@mcwjes2 жыл бұрын
Okay, I'm going to need a CIA drama like Alias but starring the adorable giggle granny. It's unhinged propaganda, but I still need it. I cannot be reasoned with.
@GanguroKonata2 жыл бұрын
My favorite thing of all these types of videos is how the moral always boils down to be a good person not because its right but because there will be something in it for you
@GanguroKonata2 жыл бұрын
Likw, I haven't gotten to why she did it yet but there was a other video about abandoning your kid and the lady was literally struggling to feed them both and it was framed that true kid was predestined to become successful. The fa CT that a stable family took them in and could provide for the child in a way the birth mother obviously couldn't was just completely ignored, of course and I don't get that.
@bluewhale20002 жыл бұрын
Honestly I was so sure that at the end he was going to reject the mom, and the lesson would be something like "if you give up on someone don't come crawling back when they're rich and powerful" (which also sucks), but it somehow managed to be even dumber???
@liriohardy72402 жыл бұрын
why is the grandma's glasses chain just dangling in the front??? if she takes her glasses they're just gonna fall off lol
@fluoromarx2 жыл бұрын
Thankyou for bringing attention to the important things I was looking for this
@lexi84452 жыл бұрын
Clicked for Jordan, stayed for baby firefighter
@bloodyneptune2 жыл бұрын
OK I absolutely thought that said _"aborted_ son is president" and I won't lie, I really wanted to know how that was going to work
@GanguroKonata2 жыл бұрын
Our first ghost President, don't be lifeist
@bloodyneptune2 жыл бұрын
@Love Taps oh my god, I didn't even...I'm sorry to any ghosts I offended. I'm not lifeist, I swear, I have a friend that's a ghost
@CringeCryptidX2 жыл бұрын
"I gave you up because i wasn't in a situation to take care of you in the way you deserved" "I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS AN ORPHAN" damn bro, calm down, this isn't real
@Nate-vx5uh2 жыл бұрын
I’m so happy you’re uploading more
@JordanAdika2 жыл бұрын
ty ily x
@Jay_one2 жыл бұрын
What’s so funny, CIA lady? I want in on the joke too.
@stacyh75282 жыл бұрын
I’m going to ignore the pretty horrible lesson and the fact that he almost punched her in the face. Because, hey, a bearded President!! We have had one of those in some time.
@deadlymelody272 жыл бұрын
RE: the intro. My partner said "he looks like freddie mercury" and he adores freddie mercury so it's definitely a compliment 🤣
@foraged_porridge2 жыл бұрын
i thought the same thing haha
@mr.sneezle91622 жыл бұрын
I also am heavily reminded of Freddie Mercury every time I see Jordan
@possumpaints68522 жыл бұрын
I was in the twitch chat when he recorded that and like 10 people told him that but he never responded lol
@deadlymelody272 жыл бұрын
@@possumpaints6852 😐 maybe he doesnt see it as a compliment. I hope not
@possumpaints68522 жыл бұрын
@@deadlymelody27 I think he just didn't see it
@kseniav5862 жыл бұрын
That intro was hilarious. My parasocial love for Jordan grows with every upload :3
@maddiematthews60402 жыл бұрын
Jordan is such a delight! 😭 He seems like a genuinely kind and lovely human. The kind of person you'd want to know :)
@thepokekid012 жыл бұрын
I feel like there are people that exist that this can help, but most are in a BET tv drama. That said.... Didn't that Mom _really_ only seem to want to Connect with her Son because he was running for President??? Didn't this kind of stuff actually happen to Obama and some of his relatives, and the thing in common was both were looking to gain wealth from the Son they had no connection to as their primary motivation to reconnect?? I feel like the real Lesson is "Put those Babies up for Adoption, because you never know when one might hit the Jackpot!"
@mariaquiet62112 жыл бұрын
And in this dark, surreal timeline, a modern man managed to make it to president without knowing he was adopted. Alternate theory: He just believed some random crazy woman to rewrite his whole life. Either is terrifying.
@thatblueeyedwolf2 жыл бұрын
Jordan is so critically underrated.
@erin84322 жыл бұрын
Sorry she was pregnant for nine whole months, gave birth and then abandoned the child and her mother never knew about any of it??
@LOONACORE2 жыл бұрын
we dont know about her life she couldve been estranged with her mother (is that even her mom?) while she went thru that ordeal and only reconnected with her once her life was back on track
@erin84322 жыл бұрын
@@LOONACORE oh yeah it’s definitely possible, just unlikely that she would have never told her and then just casually mentioned it years later
@bloodyneptune2 жыл бұрын
She was running an insurgency, she was _busy_
@mariaquiet62112 жыл бұрын
@@bloodyneptune "I abandoned a baby" "I have CIA contacts" *casual, heartwarming laughter*
@BullyGirlUzi2 жыл бұрын
@@LOONACORE that’s what I was thinking. Or that could be her aunt or grandma or a family friend.
@november54372 жыл бұрын
jordan getting distracted every five minutes of this video is just such a big mood thanks we love to see representation
@wideride83202 жыл бұрын
Damn, dude. If you didn't know you were adopted, that's on your parents.
@Spoks_left_ear2 жыл бұрын
He's such a love isn't he, just absolutely charming.
@viviantompkins79252 жыл бұрын
Thank you for putting the phrase "content milkers" in my head. And by thank you I mean curse you
@viviantompkins79252 жыл бұрын
Jk love you
@danielleflorack76162 жыл бұрын
I would like an edit of this where the lady says the president is her son and it cuts to Howard Dean when he made that "Hwaaaaah!" noise during his presidential run
@airiana_s2 жыл бұрын
another epic gamer video from inside daddy’s cabin 🕺🏽
@MaddyBlu97242 жыл бұрын
Somehow the fact that the actor has a beard makes it really hard to buy him being the president. We haven't had a bearded president in a long time.
@ozmarichardson65242 жыл бұрын
"Hee hee hee hee" -that older skeptical lady
@beth49282 жыл бұрын
"There's so many of them...and I don't like most of them!" Me looking at the line of customers I have to serve :/
@mollyallen24002 жыл бұрын
Jordan, seeing you cry with laughter @ the "six image grid" made me laugh until I cried, too. Your humor and perspective and the way you find such enjoyment in it despite all the other shit in your life and the world gives me hope every day lately. Thank you for sharing your disbelief and chuckles and wry takes. Truly love it all.
@chaosgremlin2 жыл бұрын
*why is she giggling while she swabs*
@Tony-rc9jb2 жыл бұрын
"That's the thing about crack though, innit?" I'm sobbing please that made me laugh so hard
@pearkore68212 жыл бұрын
The CIA jokes were so solid
@sephirothswife50042 жыл бұрын
you uploading more often feels like a late birthday gift tysm for existing you could just breathe for a joke and I’d be wheezing
@vuicks2 жыл бұрын
the ending edit of showing the 3 videos was hella dope
@roseaeries2 жыл бұрын
The presidential punch joke got me laughing so hard I choked 💀 I’m sick w a sore throat and tried so hard to keep all the laughs in but that broke me
@Hobocrazy5452 жыл бұрын
friend! totally get it because the video kept saying it but as far as adoption language goes it’s very harmful to say “giving up” for adoption dealing with real people because they are not items or things we can just “give up”. but i’m very thankful you spoke to the bs of that video and acknowledged what a LOT of people don’t that “real” family isn’t biological it’s the family who raises us and we choose. but just thought I should bring that up! saying put up for adoption is way better and less harmful language! thank you for the consistently hilarious content
@AaronYorkYT2 жыл бұрын
He said crack! GET HIM!
@WildflowerDero Жыл бұрын
As an adopted person, I really don’t like how the fake Dhar Mann makes the play about how the adoption was a mistake. That’s very rude, inconsiderate, and disregards the life that this person who is adopted once had.
@bignutsac1133 Жыл бұрын
Jordan getting sappy over pictures of baby firefighters made this video for me
@lakenbiletski68232 жыл бұрын
Jordan you’ve earned my love with the 24 references
@Xaaaach2 жыл бұрын
Man, how selfish does it sound that you want to reconnect with your abandoned son after you find out HE’S RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT…
@rosierangerblargh2 жыл бұрын
"Both of these people look like they are every age? Does that make sense?" Was the funniest thing I'm crying
@metaforth12712 жыл бұрын
I wish they actually explained why the mother left him, this video depicts it like it's a thing people just kind of do for no reason
@mausezahn__2 жыл бұрын
u guys.. watching this live was….. an experience believe me
@samriddhisubedi59112 жыл бұрын
god i'm obsessed with this man
@limelantern56372 жыл бұрын
Grandma looks to be about 18 wtf? Who put this college student in a wig made of strained pigions?
@walak68322 жыл бұрын
The fact that he didn’t even know he was adopted makes this worst, that lady broke his family
@arlo_slater90092 жыл бұрын
Jordan always brings the fits.
@ArtsyHumanbean2 жыл бұрын
The countdown music at the end was perfect, and twist the moral was to buy their merch.
@WickedKatze10 ай бұрын
imagine finding out as an adult that you're adopted, and instead at being upset at your adoptive parents for keeping that from you, you get upset at the birth parent
@hlsahdwouiahsdjklwh2 жыл бұрын
you are so handsome bro
@edwardinapepple6932 жыл бұрын
i was about to say this. the beginning of the vid caught me off guard
@sssydneyfree2 жыл бұрын
Jordan that image was beautiful. Thank you. Im sobbing.
@jacobarmstrong53082 жыл бұрын
lmao how did this make Dhar Mann videos look like masterpieces by comparison?
@augustussorci53652 жыл бұрын
You are my favorite out of the sad bois… shhh don’t tell anyone
@jennacolt78402 жыл бұрын
his voice is so great he could say the dumbest shit and it'd sound so smart
@umbramortis87532 жыл бұрын
11:31 why did my brain go “Sometimes we make mistakes. Sometimes we make the future president of the United States.”
@fizzliebob2 жыл бұрын
I was so confused when the mother was just like "my son might be the next president, I dunno what to do, I need help"... I had no idea she wanted a DNA test until it was mentioned later and got SO concerned when the grandma brought up her connections with the CIA xD
@kadenphillipsmusic2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for making me laugh during one of my worst times, my cat passed away this morning and it's been a rough day, but your video made me laugh and smile :)
@Reddington692 жыл бұрын
That shot of the white house is straight out of threat level midnight
@Kat-pk9qh2 жыл бұрын
Both the women are beautiful and ageless yes- but the daughter looks older than the grandma. The only thing grandma has is the hair.
@kymbredwyeryoga Жыл бұрын
That intro is giving me life. I know I'm late to the game, but please, bring this back to us.
@annajoysofia43632 жыл бұрын
also when I heard the cats countdown music I wasn't looking at my phone and thought I had clicked out of the video
@mercygal12 жыл бұрын
The mustache is growing on me.
@alixmcknight Жыл бұрын
The Countdown music as he processes “the moral of the story”, hilarious. 😂
@TheAmityElf2 жыл бұрын
Wow, yeah, that video has a very peculiarly framed moral. I appreciate that you called it out; that was perhaps a bit off-kilter there.
@Idkwut2_put2 жыл бұрын
I'd love it if they just had a comment like "my mom killed my dad but she said sorry once I turned 20 so she didn't go to jail and I forgave her" missed oprotunity
@Gvf77x2 жыл бұрын
I'm so pleased I've subscribed, this channel is pure gold.
@star0nyx2 жыл бұрын
That intro was wonderful. I want different themes like Wandavision :). Yes I think your videos are that high of a level of production :)
@tashaology83762 жыл бұрын
i replayed the part where you reacted to the biden obama 'n' photo so many fucking times. the way that you can't stop laughing before you even saw it, and then the little cry when you look at it for a second time is so fucking funny. made my day
@winkuswonkus2 жыл бұрын
“content milkers runneth dry” ~ Jordan “thats the thing about crack though isn’t it? its like ritz crackers… sorry ritz ritz Caucasian or whatever y- oh boy” ~ also Jordan
@chaosgremlin2 жыл бұрын
yes honey, I abandoned you before I was born thats why you're older than me
@kylahhood98472 жыл бұрын
You’re becoming my comfort person slowly but surely
@EpiphanyDraws2 жыл бұрын
lmao when the editor is just as funny as jordan. also hi I'm parasocially in love with you jsyk lmao
@frankensteinlives2 жыл бұрын
"No, i have to save that power" lolol
@TayaM32642 жыл бұрын
Anyone else think the grandmother almost sound like the woman from princess and the frog? Mama Odie? Like maybe not always the speech, but definitely the laugh. 🤣
@Wevvet_ttv Жыл бұрын
I'm still focused on how Jordan counted out the seconds on his fingers when the video HAS A TIME STAMP
@nickstadler19062 жыл бұрын
He was running for president and didn't know he was adopted? Wow, so it would actually be legitimate to demand to see his birth certificate?!
@Hermi0Taurus2 жыл бұрын
Not this mess being directed like some of the Perry Tyler's later Madea movies... skslkdjfas
@lilmissemi2 жыл бұрын
i saw this on jarvis' stream and genuinely didnt understand the instagram grid thing until re-watching it now. i am tearing up help XD