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@MattColbo 3 жыл бұрын
sick animations bro who did em, your dog? haha yeah whatever here's my twitter follow me if you wanna travel at the speed of light: twitter.com/MattColbo
@balisongflips6547 3 жыл бұрын
Epic
@gabrielcollin8276 3 жыл бұрын
Better tag Tom Scott, the mans got some solid competition
@JozeManuLOL 3 жыл бұрын
This is brilliant
@chocoblocka 3 жыл бұрын
That was a relatively funny video
@electron8262 3 жыл бұрын
Gabriel Collin Red coat vs Red shirt, I like it
@CharlesCornellStudios 3 жыл бұрын
Came here to be insulted, left insulted. +1 would recommend.
@lukesedillo4766 3 жыл бұрын
We need a jazz version of this beautiful yo mama joke
@MattColbo 3 жыл бұрын
What a lovely surprise, I'll insult you any time Charles my friend
@ItsAsparageese 3 жыл бұрын
Ahhhhh it's our local musical genius, we stan bamfs stanning bamfs
@lifeontheledgerlines8394 3 жыл бұрын
No idea why you're here, but I support this wholeheartedly
@heinrichskies 3 жыл бұрын
Well hello Charles..
@Nathanos-gogurt 3 жыл бұрын
Pov: your bully has graduated from med school and is now studying to become a scientist
@gloriaramos4468 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the sequel
@jackreid2664 3 жыл бұрын
@@gloriaramos4468 the sequel to your childhood?
@Nathanos-gogurt 3 жыл бұрын
Human Just yeah if your gonna get bullied you might as well learn something
@shinobix4925 3 жыл бұрын
My absolute favourite part of this is that I've seen about 4 or 5 videos made by actual physics professors that try to explain the concept of time dilation this way and this Yo Mama joke right here is UNIRONICALLY the best explained and only one that completely made sense to me. I love this video more than anything
@confusedpacifist9038 Жыл бұрын
The "here is an equation you are familiar with" bit was honestly way to funny
@deeznuts6907 Жыл бұрын
I had to pause from dying laughing
@skwerrul6516 3 жыл бұрын
Easily the funniest joke I’ve heard about Einstein’s theory of special relativity today. All the other jokes I’ve heard about Einstein’s theory of special relativity today have been lame.
@stevenbartel5008 3 жыл бұрын
I have actually seen some good jokes about einsteins theorie of relativity, but that one is the best joke about einsteins theorie of relativity ever
@didrikbeukelman9193 3 жыл бұрын
"Theory of special relativity" Oh shut up, she's still your cousin!
@matthewlebo1841 3 жыл бұрын
Relative to me, this was a close second.
@nunyobidniz 3 жыл бұрын
But were they objectively lame, or just lame relative to this one? 🤔
@deepspacejockey 3 жыл бұрын
It's about time
@oo3006 3 жыл бұрын
This feels like Tom Scott but he’s bullying me. He has the red coat and everything...
@joaquinlaroca2886 3 жыл бұрын
This seagull, right here, in the middle of nowhere in Russia doesn't look that useful.
@Crazycrazy13449 3 жыл бұрын
Tom Scott doesn't have a red coat, he has a red shirt and a grey hoodie.
@oo3006 3 жыл бұрын
@@Crazycrazy13449 yeah but it’s red.
@JoveRogers97 3 жыл бұрын
@@Crazycrazy13449 His hoodie is orange. We learned this, guys.
@scottcantdance804 3 жыл бұрын
The first video I ever saw of his was the Tom Scott impression video, and now whenever I watch any of his videos, I'm hearing the dialogue in his Tom Scott impression voice.
@The_Powerhouse_Of_The_Cell 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Matt, quantum physics grad student here (to be more specific, I do solid state, quantum optics, and quantum electrodynamics). Your explanation was damn near flawless, and very succinct. Excellent job! Do you have a physics background, or was that just an obscene amount of memorization?
@MattColbo 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Mito! I do not have a background in physics no, just a lot of study and memorizing the script word for word lol, thanks again mate!
@maxattack3853 2 жыл бұрын
If your a quantum physicist, shouldn't you disagree?
@armokil Жыл бұрын
@@maxattack3853 not if matt is right Edit: that joke flew right over my head.
@maxattack3853 Жыл бұрын
@@armokil it's a joke about quantum physics and gravitational physics being contradictory
@albertskoften1452 Жыл бұрын
@@maxattack3853 They're not contradictory. They're just two different models that happen to work best when applied to two different factors of distance.
@scorpi1253 Жыл бұрын
I was genuinely so interested by the physics lesson that by the time it got to the end I forgot the joke was coming and it was great
@betterideas 3 жыл бұрын
This was such a charismatic performance you could easily start a cult
@canopus5896 3 жыл бұрын
Ah would you're cult be interested in some robes?
@MattColbo 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve really been working on my culty vibe thank you
@ubercow6611 3 жыл бұрын
I'd better introduce you to my good friend Tyler!
@stoffers6419 3 жыл бұрын
@@canopus5896 Would you be able to make one big enough for my mom?
@lunadernlan4681 3 жыл бұрын
@@MattColbo it’s Wednesday tyler, where’smy tip kiss
@ManOfTheWeek596 3 жыл бұрын
So Einsteins marriage was relative too?
@RetiredRobot 3 жыл бұрын
His first one wasn’t but he left his first wife for his cousin
@MattColbo 3 жыл бұрын
there’s a joke here somewhere and it’s really good
@aysenur6761 3 жыл бұрын
@@RetiredRobot strong family bonds right there
@darahayes970 3 жыл бұрын
Daaaamn you right
@mmyees1167 3 жыл бұрын
relative to yo mama
@KHolt22 2 жыл бұрын
I never knew how we came to the conclusion that time slowed down as an object speeds up. You explained to me absolutely perfectly and still roasted the hell out of me. Excellent performance.
@Itsdoodlemaster Жыл бұрын
The build 4 minute build up, consisting of the smartest things I’ve heard today, all for a your mom joke Perfection.
@TheGreyfoo 3 жыл бұрын
The hardest part of landing a relativity joke is the timing.
@yeuogu4840 3 жыл бұрын
A
@arycogito 3 жыл бұрын
yeah you can't take it lightly
@orage8802 3 жыл бұрын
and if it doesn't land right, from your perspective everyone's reactions would play out in slow motion
@swifter46ter 3 жыл бұрын
It's relatively difficult.
@TonyDaniel-c4d 2 жыл бұрын
Let’s be honest. It’s all relative
@BryceEdwardBrown 3 жыл бұрын
Okay, it's official, this channel is next level.
@thisisntsergio1352 3 жыл бұрын
Always has been
@MattColbo 3 жыл бұрын
hahahah thank you very much Bryce, my friend
@seanA416 3 жыл бұрын
@@MattColbo I hope you go far man. You're hella smart and entertaining
@thisisntsergio1352 3 жыл бұрын
@@seanA416 same bro he's the next big thing
@hermes4541 3 жыл бұрын
Bryce, You're now on graenolf and Matt's videos, and I am scared
@kayrathekebab6852 Жыл бұрын
I like how this video helped me understand special relativity than any other content I've ever seen
@misspenelopediamond1856 Жыл бұрын
after watching the bloopers I realised how much fkn work you put in!! love this shit
@Julian1T1 3 жыл бұрын
I forgot this was even supposed to be a joke until the last sentence, I was so surprised to hear that lmao
@Ragdoll161 3 жыл бұрын
I forgot that this was supposed to be a joke until I read this comment-
@RedlightBlue 3 жыл бұрын
super helpful visuals. thank you
@MattColbo 3 жыл бұрын
ripping pages out of your book (but, only the worst pages, and then making them even worse)
@tsakeboya 3 жыл бұрын
Oh hi there Redlight.
@stupidvideoman3187 3 жыл бұрын
2.4k likes but only 3 replies including mine wtf
@tsakeboya 3 жыл бұрын
@@stupidvideoman3187 ikr
@zredcon6436 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why, but this video made me laugh harder than I’ve laughed for the past year. Jolly good job.
@CM-ef8fu 3 жыл бұрын
Man, i just found your channel. Thanks for the laugh!
@grishhung2828 3 жыл бұрын
“Hey what if Tom Scott hurt my feelings” “Brilliant idea! Give him a show!”
@HuffGLaDTem 3 жыл бұрын
tom scott + vsause + insults = this guy
@danielmartin9057 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking
@TheDecimater1000 2 жыл бұрын
Wait how did Tom Scott hurt his feelings
@YourFriendDevin 3 жыл бұрын
These videos are impressive as hell. This man didn’t even stutter. He even remembered to swat Alabama away. Matt, you’re one talented dude.
@MattColbo 3 жыл бұрын
thanks friend :)
@YourFriendDevin 3 жыл бұрын
@@MattColbo
@Bezgels 3 жыл бұрын
well put, youtube user crusty dog taint
@vladirackpubama6785 3 жыл бұрын
Well he probably has a teleprompter
@MattColbo 3 жыл бұрын
@@vladirackpubama6785 I didn't, but I appreciate you thinking I have that kind of money :)
@josepablo911 2 жыл бұрын
"You're hardly 5'8", bro that was personal
@xEroxSennin 2 жыл бұрын
Its kinda funny and all, but the thing about train and speed of light is way off. Einstein and new particle accelerators proved that Newtons law of velocity (adding velocity of the object inside the speeding object to the speeding objects velocity) doesnt work with speeds of light, since time itself is distorted at that situation. So if we go near the speed of light at 299k km/s (lets say its 300k km/s) and something goes 2k km/s inside it the total speed aint 301k km/s. That second inside the speeding object doesnt equal the second we all know and love. Basically time slows down = speed slows down:)
@eliteteamkiller319 Жыл бұрын
The train with the light clock is fine, because you can use it to directly get the Lorentz factor. It’s super easy. Just use Pythagoras: Perpendicular part of the triangle is ct. Horizontal part is vt’. Hypotenuse is ct’. (ct)^2 + (vt’)^2 = (ct’)^2 t^2 + (vt’/c)^2 = t’^2 t^2 = t’^2 - (vt’/c)^2 (t/t’)^2 = 1 - (v/c)^2 (t/t’) = sqrt[1 - (v/c)^2] t’/t = 1/sqrt{[1 - (v/c)^2]} So that’s the Lorentz factor, and here’s the time dilation equation: t’ = t/{sqrt[1 - (v/c)^2]} So I say it’s useful.
@eliteteamkiller319 Жыл бұрын
To add: you’ll note that in Newton, t = t’, but that is not the case here. Obviously it is not the entire Lorentz transformation equations, but it IS the time transformation equation when the observer in moving frame is co-local with the moving frame S’ at its origin.
@codysigouin5033 3 жыл бұрын
Why even go to college when you can just subscribe to Matt Colbo for constant learning and abuse for free.
@DoctorGalactor 3 жыл бұрын
Well college sounds like the exact same, just with worse learning and more abuse
@integza 3 жыл бұрын
If you morph into an educational channel I'm doomed KEEP YOURSELF ON YOUR SIDE OF THE FENCE MISTER!
@Antwonio9 3 жыл бұрын
He's turning into Tom Scott for real
@maxonmendel5757 3 жыл бұрын
@@Antwonio9 he really is
@Splinter-ge9pf 3 жыл бұрын
@@Antwonio9 Tom Scott but more insults
@n0us. 3 жыл бұрын
@@Splinter-ge9pf And no excessive hair-touching and no red t-shirt, but yeah lol
@mrbig1022 3 жыл бұрын
Wow first time ever liking a comment giving it the point hundred jump yay
@aidenbagshaw5573 2 жыл бұрын
“Let’s pretend you are not in a loveless marriage.” Joke’s on you, I’m not even in a relationship to begin with.
@AstinelPGR 2 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for the joke part but then I realized. He's constantly using me as an example.
@crismakesstuff 3 жыл бұрын
I was actually Isaac Newton's barber. True story!
@MattColbo 3 жыл бұрын
shoulda gave him a tight fade
@chlov 3 жыл бұрын
my violin teacher used to play violin w/ einstein (he was really bad apparently)
@OrdinaryCritic 3 жыл бұрын
So, is yo mama still fat?
@krashd 3 жыл бұрын
@@MattColbo And then a haircut.
@MrHublibubs 3 жыл бұрын
Can confirm that, I was the scissor
@Mythis1 3 жыл бұрын
This was some of the most effort I’ve ever seen put into a “your mom” joke.
@sopapopp 3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Matt Colbo
@doublemosasaur5091 3 жыл бұрын
Stop spoiling the video man im on the first minute,put a spoiler warning or something like that
@k-techpl7222 3 жыл бұрын
@@doublemosasaur5091 don't read the comments when watching a video if you don't want it spoiled.
@walterh2113 3 жыл бұрын
Don't spoil it;
@walterh2113 3 жыл бұрын
@@k-techpl7222 could've been the top comment at that time.
@thatlolguy6799 2 жыл бұрын
I love the your mom jokes at the end keep it up
@d5kenn Жыл бұрын
That was such a crazy accumulation of burn after burn, I was reeling so much I didn't even notice I learned something until I stopped weeping.
@NeonVoxel 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh, you’re like a passive-aggressive Tom Scott.
@jacobhoward8689 3 жыл бұрын
@Tara Tom Scott is just passive
@lizzie-4011 3 жыл бұрын
amen lmao
@nuclearlemon5264 3 жыл бұрын
Nothing passive about that... that was just aggressive
@HappyBeezerStudios 3 жыл бұрын
Never forget the field.
@jubnx2781 2 жыл бұрын
Tom Scott abs Vsauce
@someperson9052 3 жыл бұрын
It is the last hour of the day here where I live and earlier today I heard a pretty good joke about Einstein. You topped it at the last minute. Congratulations
@MattColbo 3 жыл бұрын
hahahaha had a good chuckle at this
@someperson9052 3 жыл бұрын
@@MattColbo it is a serious honour to have made the person on the internet who makes chuckle the most, chuckle. I'm gonna remember this for a while
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 3 жыл бұрын
Don't leave us hanging; what was the joke?
@gerardstephens58 Жыл бұрын
Relatable science served up with healthy sides of banter and sarcasm, and a dash of condescension. A fun find. Subscribed.
@godgod4508 2 жыл бұрын
Even if you time travel decades into the future, you Dad still won't be home with the milk
@Obrodo 3 жыл бұрын
The dedication to a 4 and a half minute script just to call my mom fat. Brilliant
@MattColbo 3 жыл бұрын
she'll be devastated from this one
@vikas_room 3 жыл бұрын
i can't believe i got baited into hearing another yo mama joke by the same person for the fifth time but what i also can't believe is that it made me laugh
@louisho2522 3 жыл бұрын
Wait what are the other ones
@louisho2522 3 жыл бұрын
my b I found the playlist for anyone else interested kzfaq.info/sun/PLW1hp8R0Li9sVoYJRCBof8jYt77lv3JNY
@yandhiincoming919 2 жыл бұрын
“You’re smart, which is good because you’re hardly 5’8” Bro don’t attack me like that 😭
@beaurichards6146 Жыл бұрын
This was the first video of yours I watched, a year later after watching many more. I'm studying special relativity and this is the perfect revision
@pom8238 3 жыл бұрын
Newton: has sick hair Einstein: married his cousin feels bad
@guimblon 3 жыл бұрын
Also Newton: died a virgin
@kolleghessig 3 жыл бұрын
if i do both, will i become a great physicist?
@captainnemo9736 3 жыл бұрын
@@kolleghessig sure
@brandonking1737 3 жыл бұрын
I hope this is a set up to a Your Mom joke EDIT: I was pleasantly unsurprised
@tjf2939 2 жыл бұрын
Somehow that's one of the best explanaitons I've seen of relativity and the insults fit in perfectly
@lollipopper7878 2 жыл бұрын
The sickest one-take I've seen in a very long time, relative to my definition of time on this spinning rock in space.
@AleksWorkshop 3 жыл бұрын
Now this is quality content
@aaronacuna5073 2 жыл бұрын
1st ig
@fatbgmanbg975 Жыл бұрын
@@aaronacuna5073 precisely!
@jerryfarmer5737 Жыл бұрын
Confusing concept explained in a timely manner.
@SoapNSuds_ Жыл бұрын
It’s also relatively funny.
@phiberoptick 3 жыл бұрын
this is the single best explanation of time dilation coupled with a your mom joke humanity has ever seen.
@YuriyNasretdinov 3 жыл бұрын
It doesn't explain one thing though, and I think that thing is really crucial. From the perspective of the person on that train, the same time dilation applies to Matt, so from the person-on-the-train's perspective the time will tick more slowly for Matt standing still. Which means that this is a paradox and this video was a just a very good joke.
@flakboy1157 3 жыл бұрын
@@YuriyNasretdinov its been a while ago, and it was explained to me by my high school teacher and not an uni prof, so take it with a grain of salt, but: What you said is true. For both observers the other one is experiencing time slower, just as movement with constant speed is relative. But in order to return to the earth, you have left on that train, you would have to change direction. And a change of direction at constant speed counts as change in velocity, thus acceleration. You can't tell who is moving and who is stationary but if acceleration comes into play, you can. I don't know of any formulas or whatever that goes more into detail on that though
@juzoli 3 жыл бұрын
@@YuriyNasretdinov This is well explained already, and not a paradox. The key is not speed, but ACCELERATION. You need to accelerate to depart the train, and again to turn around and come back. Meanwhile your stationary friend doesn’t feel acceleration at all. THAT decides who will age more. The youtube is full of explanations of this, which are better than my single sentence above.
@dseray9494 3 жыл бұрын
Bar's really high on that one
@dogchaser520 3 жыл бұрын
Coincidentally, it's also the ONLY one.
@patrickkiggins4150 Жыл бұрын
I would have loved to had this guy teach physics to me at the university I attended, would have kept my concentration at overdrive the entire time he lectured. Extremely entertaining and yet clearly conveys ideas and concepts most of us have a hard time understanding.
@imaweerascal 2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, Conservation of MumMass. The forgotten chaper of Feynman's Lectures on Physics.
@taitcitarella7062 3 жыл бұрын
“You’re smart, which is good, cause you’re hardly 5’ 8”” had me in tears. 49.9 percentile gang rise up
@jabrilmahamud7222 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, it's not gonna be that up is it?
@1234Daan4321 3 жыл бұрын
You wish you could rise up, but we all know that's not gonna happen. You're only gonna fall down as you get older.
@michaelhedrick589 3 жыл бұрын
85% percentile gang
@mickmockedmack 3 жыл бұрын
At least we fit better in tunnels?
@michaelhedrick589 3 жыл бұрын
@Joseph Ruffing aame
@FirstLast-zo9xg 3 жыл бұрын
This is a 4 minute yo mama joke I bet
@MattColbo 3 жыл бұрын
dammit
@ThePickler47 3 жыл бұрын
It always is, thats what makes it the greatest joke
@Ole_Rasmussen 3 жыл бұрын
MattColbo would never do such a thing!
@Hi_Brien 3 жыл бұрын
We've been waiting lol
@ChadWorthman 3 жыл бұрын
@@MattColbo the ultimate goal is to see you on an American late night show telling one of these jokes.
@tomfiddle7382 2 жыл бұрын
all that science for that punchline. i love it. you sir have earned this upvote.
@le9038 2 жыл бұрын
this is very characteristic to what Tom Scott would do on that chair you are sitting on...
@janecenufer9097 3 жыл бұрын
I forgot there was a joke coming and was just enjoying the science lesson ...
@milim3dia965 3 жыл бұрын
True, he explained it so well!
@dogchaser520 3 жыл бұрын
That's what gives the punchline its comedic timing. This was basically a shaggy dog story which goes on so long that you get wrapped up in the story, only to be told the dumbest possible punchline. The surprise makes you laugh -- the joke is so corny and you forgot you were even waiting for a joke that you are shocked. They say that a surprise like that is at the heart of any joke, and it's also why our sense of humor changes and develops: different things surprise us at different ages. We go from peek-a-boo to fart jokes to sarcasm to meta-humor and wind up here with a guy explaining us one of the most important scientific concepts in the modern age as a yo mama joke.
@thanalincoln 3 жыл бұрын
@@dogchaser520 you shouldve found a way to tie in a real yo mama joke at the end there
@HappyBeezerStudios 3 жыл бұрын
she's so fat, escape velocity from her surface would be higher than light speed.
@LiterallyRyan_Gosling 3 жыл бұрын
"Because you're hardly 5'8" *looks around scared for hidden cameras*
@MrEt894 3 жыл бұрын
Wait I’m 5’7 but I tell people I’m 5’8 how the fuck does he know?
@gible2330 3 жыл бұрын
*Looks up what 5’8 is in cm*
@LiterallyRyan_Gosling 3 жыл бұрын
@@gible2330 accurate
@LiterallyRyan_Gosling 3 жыл бұрын
@@gible2330 accurate
@applejuices 3 жыл бұрын
@@gible2330 Same, and then I found out that I am about 5.9 - 6 feet or something, because you can't get the exact measurement. The feet/inches system is chaotic as hell
@mbstp Жыл бұрын
Okay. A funny joke about space. And it is about time.
@baldrbraa Жыл бұрын
«Salamis off my chest» was uncanny. I am literally eating a salami sandwich sitting in my bed holding a plate in front of my face.
@georg8523 3 жыл бұрын
Man just explained the theory of relativity to make a “your mom” joke, now that’s what I call dedication, great job!
@Coolmark123 3 жыл бұрын
Hey I’m not 5’8”
@MattColbo 3 жыл бұрын
close enough ;)
@Coolmark123 3 жыл бұрын
@@MattColbo Feelsbadman you’re too accurate
@taneemalam1135 3 жыл бұрын
@@Coolmark123 lol yeah
@zekiz774 3 жыл бұрын
I don't even know how tall this is. The metric system is just better.
@taneemalam1135 3 жыл бұрын
@@zekiz774 LMAO
@MelvinKelvin24 2 жыл бұрын
the amount of times I've been roasted in this video
@BigParadox 2 жыл бұрын
I can honestly say that today I haven't heard one singel joke about Einstein that was worse than this. Not one! I am now going to watch the video.
@cadengardner607 3 жыл бұрын
Why can’t teachers be like this, adding jokes into science lessons.
@yashtiwari6681 3 жыл бұрын
About your mom?
@nochianand 3 жыл бұрын
well, they would probably get fired if they called a students mother overweight
@qu765 3 жыл бұрын
one of my science teachers does that
@Alex-wk2xf 3 жыл бұрын
@@qu765 thats not your science teacher, thats the homeless dude outside McDonald’s
@cadengardner607 3 жыл бұрын
@@yashtiwari6681 no lol
@vonkpronker 3 жыл бұрын
These jokes are really just a way to teach us about physics aren't they?
@gloriaramos4468 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@krashd 3 жыл бұрын
And the matriarch's hatred of exercise.
@micahwright5901 3 жыл бұрын
Nah, they’re to whittle away at your insecurities about your marriage and mother’s body mass.
@rickpilcher6576 Жыл бұрын
a photon checks in to a hotel. "have you any luggage sir?" no I'm travelling light .....
@thegreenpianist7683 2 жыл бұрын
Came here to hear jokes, left with eternal emotional damage
@madse6193 3 жыл бұрын
Learn from school: No Learn from Matt: Yes
@cedarfall 3 жыл бұрын
"But you're smart, which is good, cause you're hardly 5'8"" **cries in 5'3"** edit: im like 5'7 now so this quote hits harder
@applejuices 3 жыл бұрын
Trying to laugh confidently in 5.9, but then realizing that it's only one inch bigger.
@lifeontheledgerlines8394 3 жыл бұрын
Dw, I'm 5'0
@PopeGoliath 3 жыл бұрын
Chuckles in 6'5", pretending he knows of the sadness.
@cedarfall 3 жыл бұрын
@@PopeGoliath *GIVE ME YOUR HEIGHT*
@icannotcomeupwithanything4609 3 жыл бұрын
I am thirteen and 5'7.
@DrMurdercock 2 жыл бұрын
This is the most science any man has ever put into calling my mom fat.
@davdio3582 2 жыл бұрын
never before have i been so informed and yet so insulted at the same time. 10/10.
@doublel2364 3 жыл бұрын
The video was so long that the your mum joke actually got me
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 3 жыл бұрын
But, from the perspective of a traveler at the speed of light, the video took no time at all.
@jetwaffle1116 3 жыл бұрын
Oh so you learned the script eventually lol
@MattColbo 3 жыл бұрын
through fire and flames i've carried on
@smog1926 3 жыл бұрын
@@MattColbo Dragonforce?
@thisisntsergio1352 3 жыл бұрын
@@smog1926 Darude sandstorm
@v1nzaro 2 жыл бұрын
"Your wife's car, 'cause you can't afford one-" 💀
@DanielJStahl 2 жыл бұрын
Easily the best John C. McGinley impression I've ever heard.
@tonyplaysgames2730 3 жыл бұрын
Astrophysicist here: math checks out
@thismaker 3 жыл бұрын
Aye, I was skeptical at first but after applying the right coefficients to the formula, she still remains densely overweight.
@Anankin12 3 жыл бұрын
Even applying general relativity the correction due to her gravitational field checks out.
@Sam41245 3 жыл бұрын
I mean it doesn't tho..
@adamherzenberg9162 3 жыл бұрын
“Your wife's car, cause you can't afford one" - daaamnnnn
@andreimoga7813 3 жыл бұрын
shots fired bro, that's just the first one. there's *more*
@adamherzenberg9162 3 жыл бұрын
@@andreimoga7813 are you KIDDING ME
@SoVidushi 3 жыл бұрын
Ur profile pic is such a flex. I have been teying to beat that game for ages.
@adamherzenberg9162 3 жыл бұрын
@@SoVidushi Save yourself while you still ccan
@SoVidushi 3 жыл бұрын
@@adamherzenberg9162 sed
@andrewhorton95 2 жыл бұрын
Wow! Thanks for the help Mallory and Colin
@Sunny-jf9nb Жыл бұрын
He's like if a investor gives up his job to do comedy 🤣
@thisisntsergio1352 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe the real jokes we made was the friendship we made along the way.
@nippleripple1287 3 жыл бұрын
friendship is a joke? then i guess that makes me a very serious person because im never laughing
@adamcalcagno3605 3 жыл бұрын
The real friends are the jokes we made along the way
@yungchoqquit 3 жыл бұрын
I got destroyed at “you’re barely 5’8,” but by the end no trace of me was left.
@The_Sunny_One 2 жыл бұрын
“Which is good cause your hardly 5’8” I felt this pain in every 5’3’s of my body
@iwilltrytotry 2 жыл бұрын
not the longest set up for a mama joke i’ve ever heard, but certain one of the best!
@aaron9828 3 жыл бұрын
This feels like a mix between Tom Scott and Casually Explained
@coloripple 3 жыл бұрын
Perfect comparison!
@sungvin 3 жыл бұрын
It does!
@zweiundvierzig 3 жыл бұрын
I get a veritasium at 1.5 speed vibe
@itsdomtoo 3 жыл бұрын
i learned so much in this small amount of time i didn’t even process the joke at the end, i was still rolling at “you’re smart but you’re barely 5’8”
@abadmeme0484 2 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest "your mom" joke in the history of the internet.
@Curlywhrly 2 жыл бұрын
Every time he looks down it’s the reaction he would give you if you threw out his (still good) leftovers
@riddhimanpaul6955 3 жыл бұрын
bruh no joke, that's the best explanation of theory of relativity I have ever read so far
@alexwilliamns 3 жыл бұрын
“You’re hardly 5’8”.” Me: I gained an inch 🥲
@nya9134 3 жыл бұрын
Lol I gained 8
@lucas.marianno 3 жыл бұрын
I gained 3!?
@SvanTowerMan 7 ай бұрын
I thought this was gonna be a "missing dad" joke. Still not disappointed.
@ryanfisch7047 Жыл бұрын
I watched this almost a year ago and I still don't understand why this doesn't have more views.
@markel4745 3 жыл бұрын
The “because you’re hardly 5’8”” line hurt
@atomsofstardust 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, I’ve Matt before, I knew the joke was coming, but then I was like: “Wait, the setup is so long and elaborate that maybe Matt has actually turned into Tom Scott and will from now on simply explain to us complicated things in a more humorous way.” Not gonna lie, he’s got me in the first half, lol
@unliving_ball_of_gas 3 жыл бұрын
More like, the seventh eights😅
@AngelicKitsunehehe Жыл бұрын
I knew that you were gonna say ‘your mom’ at the end But I didn’t expect what you were going to say after that😂😂
@loganvetsch8979 2 жыл бұрын
What do you get when you cross Richard Feynman, Don Rickles, and Norm Macdonald? Matt Colbo apparently
@mrarthur9183 3 жыл бұрын
I started watching this video at 6' 1", I left embarrassed about my mother and feeling barley 5' 8"! Well done sir!
@dbohnenberger Жыл бұрын
I am barely 5'6" so jokes on you
@imwelshjesus Жыл бұрын
You can go blind feeling barley.
@goolgepl2112 Жыл бұрын
It amaizes you how this vid reduces your self esteem to a grain of what it used to be
@JohnMushitu 3 жыл бұрын
A physics lesson and a joke all in one video? Please give this man 10 million subscribers
@turtlepaladin4750 Ай бұрын
I was to busy learning relativity that I forgot about the insults
@kenneth6102 2 жыл бұрын
One epic 'your mom joke'. Probably best I've heard.
@TheSkyFeds 3 жыл бұрын
I would like to see you literally just explain scientific topics. No joke, just the science. You're like Vsauce
@RGC_animation 2 жыл бұрын
But with bunch of funny insults and your mom jokes mixed in between.
@Peaceful_Gojira Жыл бұрын
only, less creepy and more vibin' like a jock (for some reason)
@et6910 Жыл бұрын
But it's missing out some key details xD
@butcanudothis 3 жыл бұрын
Bo burnham would love this guy. The writing and flow is on another level.
@alexboi9454 2 жыл бұрын
You are a mix of Vsauce and Tom Scott... very good combo
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