THE GREAT BOOKSHELF JUDGEMENT!🧑⚖️
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2 жыл бұрынBOOKSHELF ROASTING TIME!
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@AlcheonArt 2 жыл бұрын
I always miss submitting to this because i don't use twitter? Could you perhaps announce it in a KZfaq community post as well? That's be really apreciated
@signspace13 2 жыл бұрын
Love Wraithmarked and MoL, I was one of those in the first wave, the 14th backer of MoL. I really hope you checkout the book once you can have it in hand. Though for this one I don't really recommend the Audiobook.
@coffeeshack6160 Жыл бұрын
aye bro u got the kendrick tee shirt?
@kaedmon4406 2 ай бұрын
Glassdoor actually prevent dust in the shelf! should be better rating for such shelves.
@akashdefonseka 2 жыл бұрын
Who else is waiting for Daniel to roast HIS OWN bookshelves one day? 😏
@HeronKij 2 жыл бұрын
He does with every upload. He doesn't need to say anything to let us know they're clearly subpar. His sentence is us judging him with every video.
@akashdefonseka 2 жыл бұрын
@@HeronKij Yeah but like an official self-roast would be cool
@alexanderkostadinov8936 2 жыл бұрын
U tripping bro
@doha4258 2 жыл бұрын
@@HeronKij thats so BRUTAL i LOVE IT
@dartxni 2 жыл бұрын
Every time I see his bookshelf in a video I think - that guy who rates bookshelves would roast these and it would be deserved and then I realize.
@TheBenenene10 2 жыл бұрын
The doors/glass could be for people with dust allergies in their homes. Makes it easier to keep everything dust free
@farheennadeem7601 2 жыл бұрын
or people like me who have pet birds that love chewing pages xd
@DanielGreeneReviews 2 жыл бұрын
This is…. Acceptable.
@czarmorte2930 2 жыл бұрын
@@DanielGreeneReviews One of my friends uses glass doors on his bookshelves because he has to keep a high humidity in his house to alleviate some medical issues.
@pizza6464 2 жыл бұрын
Also for someone like me who doesn’t have enough books to justify buying a shelf and has to do with cabinets.
@RileyDemski 2 жыл бұрын
Also it protects books from yellowing i velieve!
@MaryaHach 2 жыл бұрын
"Why do I feel like this bookshelf is going to come to life and tell me to murder my neighbour's dog?" That was... oddly specific.
@wjones28 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know Daniel, WHY DO YOU HUH?
@da3m0nic_79 2 жыл бұрын
“Your sentencing is - you may live.” This quote goes hard omg
@LemonyFool 2 жыл бұрын
my shelves are at 21:35 i'd say they're about as straight as i am
@Carolina-rd3gh 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂 His sentencing ahaha
@bookish4415 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that that bookshelf had Aristotle and Dante and several other gay books is very funny to me.
@ansalo 2 жыл бұрын
Great video! Hard disagree with Chris's shelf at 12:11. The exposed outlet is the mark of a person who values practicality and pragmatism over aesthetics. The ability to quickly and easily plug and unplug whatever needs plugging or unplugging is worth a lot of value.
@Ghoul_Boi 2 жыл бұрын
I completely agree! Also, the shelf wouldn't have been flush against the wall due the the plug in the outlet :/
@kimkosyjana9511 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@chrisjoyal7176 2 жыл бұрын
agreed. how the flip are you supposed to use the outlet if you block it with a full bookcase? huh Daniel? riddle me that
@DudePlays 2 жыл бұрын
The way we do it is plugging in an extension cord. This was you can slide the shelf in front and then stick out the end of the cord the tiniest bit so you can still plug things in;)
@chromarush1749 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ghoul_Boi it wouldn't be flush with the wall anyways because of the 5 inch thick heater at the bottom.
@girlmeetschaos 2 жыл бұрын
"you're just one of those people who's going to collect stacks and stacks of books and never read them" I felt this in my soul
@Zivilin 2 жыл бұрын
Same😔
@Ellary_Rosewood 2 жыл бұрын
I live for these videos... I just wish all of my books weren't stuffed in boxes in a storage unit and I had an actual home and a place to put them. One day. 😭
@emanuelgonzalez7500 2 жыл бұрын
Good luck
@jameskilgour387 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, a storage unit is still substantially better than at least a third of these
@gekkenhuisje 2 жыл бұрын
Better than having them arranged with a bunch of CURSED FUNKO POPS.
@jayna3721 2 жыл бұрын
I hear ya. Housing market is crazy rite now so we moved to a smaller apartment and now most of my collection is also in a storage unit too. Still doesn't stop me from buying more books, it just slowed it down lol
@Ellary_Rosewood 2 жыл бұрын
@@jayna3721 Yeah, I'm still buying books, even though I'm living out of a backpack and duffle bag. Can't stop me! 😂
@SplashEazy 2 жыл бұрын
I know Daniel always puts a disclaimer that he says these things in jest, but has anyone reorganized their shelves after his roasts? Lol.
@robbybevard8034 2 жыл бұрын
Yes actually! One person got their shelf roasted and then got new shelves to update it in a future video.
@SplashEazy 2 жыл бұрын
@@robbybevard8034 that's awesome! One day I'll be brave enough to share my shelf and hopefully the goblin lord will roast me lmao.
@user-vy2hz6fl6x 2 жыл бұрын
I hope so! Many of his roasts/critics are actually helpful(imo)
@paigeo1383 2 жыл бұрын
I love how some people get sentenced to needing a little bit more bookshelf, while others are sentenced to a meat grinder lmao
@DStrormer 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not gonna lie to you, we're moving and I've been so tempted to send you a picture of all my books sitting in big crates in our storage waiting.
@itsnikki3579 2 жыл бұрын
Please do😭✋
@bibliophilecb 2 жыл бұрын
Do iiiiit!
@six-piecechickenmcnobody7531 2 жыл бұрын
Do it lol
@chai1887 2 жыл бұрын
Do it!!
@rebeckaorsmark2325 2 жыл бұрын
Petition for a "what your book collection says about you" video!
@choco1199 2 жыл бұрын
Yes yes!
@bubsjrd7290 2 жыл бұрын
Yes yes!
@XxJiiGSAWx 2 жыл бұрын
16:15 is god tier, mammoth collection, great reading spot and so cleannnn
@shakira4223 2 жыл бұрын
They're living The Life ngl. And they have a separate place for their cat. sigh
@JAAAY62 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, I was the second one. That photo was from a few months ago and the bunny is no longer alone as I have more books. Also, that bunny was my favorite childhood stuffed animal that I carried everywhere and slept with every night crushing it against my chest. I can never get rid of it. I also now had a subtle ace flag made out of little yarn octopuses my sister's friend made for me.
@nava4672 2 жыл бұрын
I love that the shelf at 16:45 has the holy bible between two random travel books
@Carolina-rd3gh 2 жыл бұрын
Ahaha
@meganega123 Жыл бұрын
The Silmarillion?
@jameselders2228 2 жыл бұрын
19:43 "IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM" We love a good The Office reference
@t.a.summers 2 жыл бұрын
Yay for more bookshelves! Honestly some of these I love seeing for inspiration on what books they have or method of organizing, but it's also fun to see how Daniel gets creative with the roasting.
@GodRustang 2 жыл бұрын
Excited AF. I don’t even know why I love this so much, just do.
@shannonallen4851 2 жыл бұрын
I love these. I hope you keep doing this because I just started replacing years of lost books and my shelf is not quite full enough to send in
@bibliophilecb 2 жыл бұрын
Same! I’m just now working on building back up my bookshelf and while part of me is curious what Daniel’s reaction would be to my shelf’s current state (I’d maybe get up to a D since my cat is often on it), I’m hoping someday I’ll be able to send in something decent instead!
@ninon5955 2 жыл бұрын
You could post my shelves for me lol, they are ready but I don't have twitter
@erina2600 2 жыл бұрын
That Percy Jackson collection “in plastic” actually comes in a box which isn’t really visible - so they could’ve read them, and just kept them in the box. (I have the same set and have kept it in the box lol)
@azula_hehe 2 жыл бұрын
Please teach me your ways of fitting them in the box after reading them! I swear i don't understand how they're supossed to fit 😭😭
@Struggler12349 2 жыл бұрын
@@azula_hehe with tears, swear, blood and patience, the box does stretch out and threatens to rip haha
@maritelkerbout 2 жыл бұрын
It is a lot of work😂
@azula_hehe 2 жыл бұрын
@@Struggler12349 my box might be slightly exploding, but..... its kinda there!!
@CirquedJoy 2 жыл бұрын
In my experience, books that come in a box set never fit back in the box after you're done reading them.
@trudat1498 2 жыл бұрын
Daniel, I have my books behind glass so that I can still see them, but my pet birds can’t chew on them. Please reassess your thoughts on books behind glass 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼😢
@readingsloph7584 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe I missed it again! I have a picture of my bookshelves ready to go and yet here we are. Let’s hope I get there next time.
@isaacs5731 2 жыл бұрын
Same for me, I've submitted a photo three times almost immediately every time
@TheToneBender 2 жыл бұрын
I've had a random block of leftover hardwood lying around and never knew what to do with it. Going to turn it into a writer's block now.
@lenanana8 2 жыл бұрын
While I share your distain at imprisoning your books, glass shelves are optimal in the humid tropics where the daily dose of dust, sunlight and humidity can really damage your books. Take it from someone living in the equatorial tropics who has had more books at the book clinic than not. Love you Disheveled Goblin sir!
@pinpunk13 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe the shelf from 15:36 is actually a hidden door. That would explain the way the books are stacked.
@dizzyentrepreneur6350 2 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the bookshelf roast Have a look around Here there be bookshelves that are disheveled to be found We've got mountains of SFF, some better, some worse If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first.
@odile8701 2 жыл бұрын
Was not expecting a Bo Burnham parody in this comment section, but life is full of surprises! 😆
@apathys_a_tragedy 2 жыл бұрын
Love it
@dizzyentrepreneur6350 2 жыл бұрын
@@apathys_a_tragedy Anything and everything all of the time. (*point remote*) Love the username btw.
@dizzyentrepreneur6350 2 жыл бұрын
@@odile8701 just like it would be if there was a *world on fire*.
@apathys_a_tragedy 2 жыл бұрын
@@dizzyentrepreneur6350 thanks 😊
@homunculus7 2 жыл бұрын
i am soo proud to see soo many Rick Riordan books in these shelves
@aquarium985 2 жыл бұрын
Daniel, you are being too harsh about the glass doors. Books do runaway sometimes when some goblin steal it in the guise of borrowing it or just plain steal it. And then you never see that book again. It is quite sad.
@cookiemocher388 Жыл бұрын
Exactly
@grandadmiralmanatee Жыл бұрын
17:22 I think the glass in this case actually looks really nice!
@oliviatankinganimation7732 2 жыл бұрын
I really like the deeper bookshelf! I used to have one like that and I had no idea how to organize my books. But I love how they have organized it.
@eyeofsauron628 2 жыл бұрын
These videos are just hilarious, I love how creative these roasts are
@pangalacticgargleblaster2610 2 жыл бұрын
@17:00 I live in thailand, it is very humid and very hot, the doors are there so I can dehumidify the shelves and books and prevent the pages from falling out due to the glue failing
@FellsApprentice 2 жыл бұрын
I love how half of these are Actually Good Efforts and the other half are just blatantly trying to piss Daniel off.
@eighteencupsoftea2021 2 жыл бұрын
Watching these videos always makes me reconsider my own bookshelf organization strategy
@wednesdaypoetryclub 2 жыл бұрын
I was binging this series (?) last night and was so sad there weren't any more... so glad this vid came out today
@juliagaylard4186 2 жыл бұрын
These videos always make my day😍 I also rewatch when I am having a sucky time
@mercedesplay_more_kof8488 2 жыл бұрын
I will never tire of these.
@bryanthomas7420 2 жыл бұрын
Yesssss finally my favorite kind of video from you- well among others
@PrinceMeNb1 2 жыл бұрын
I've got two power outlets in my room.. And one is hidden behind a big shelf that I cannot move around freely.. Sometimes it's better to accept the less aesthetic way over the "how the hell shall I be able to get to my power outlet" feeling
@nial722 2 жыл бұрын
The "lustful desire that will never be fulfilled".... Daniel. Daniel that was too real🥲
@justanothervoice2538 2 жыл бұрын
I haven’t watched any of your shelf roasts until now, but I’ll have to go back and watch them now, that was great!
@nuritherandomhuman1325 2 жыл бұрын
One day my bookshelf will be filled of novels, not textbooks, but not today. Today I'm just gonna cry over homework
@andrewputnam2717 2 жыл бұрын
It gets better I promise
@Sarah-hj4jj 2 жыл бұрын
He has graced me with his presence after a long day at work!! I get to watch this while eating my dinner!!
@QazwerDave 2 жыл бұрын
Door and glass stopping dust from collecting !!
@thorstenmohlmann732 2 жыл бұрын
Best format on your channel! love it
@marissaelliott6102 2 жыл бұрын
These bookshelf roasts make my day. Wish I could get Twitter so I could send you my new bookshelves, but I'm not allowed yet. Hopefully soon🤞. And Daniel, I sentence you to making more of these videos because I can't get enough of them.
@lunajacquelynn5244 2 жыл бұрын
The bookshelves with glass could be to protect the books from animals, I have one cat that while I absolutely love her, can’t put books on the bottom two shelves of my bookshelves because she loves to chew book spines and I have no idea how to stop this
@kimkosyjana9511 2 жыл бұрын
Haha. I love these. I have to send mine in one day!
@pinkmate22 Жыл бұрын
I think the dust thing has been pointed out but I and a lot of others have major dust allergies & having glass doors on our shelves help keep the books dust free, just one less thing to dust too lol Imma go out & buy a funko pop just for Daniel if I ever send in my bookshelves 😘
@Emily_tharp87 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly I live for these videos
@Mo-sb7ps 2 жыл бұрын
My shelves are the ones @ 14:22 (the one with the cat), and I had a separate reply with the established shots of the bookshelf 😂 (my cats say hi though!)
@andrewputnam2717 2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on making it in the video
@Carolina-rd3gh 2 жыл бұрын
Cute kitty ahaha 😺
@user-xd5ze1je3s 2 жыл бұрын
I felt my heart skip a beat when I saw my notif...great sign.
@Niyati99 2 жыл бұрын
the one week I decide to log out of Twitter, you do this??? ugh, hopefully I'll make it in next time. it has everything you love - funko pops, books placed sideways, MCU stuff, it is perfect.
@isaacbutler4895 2 жыл бұрын
YOOOO!!! MY BOOKSHELF IS THE THUMBNAIL!!!
@sharpduds 2 жыл бұрын
These roasts make me almost, ALMOST, want to get back on Twitter specifically because my bookshelves are immaculate
@anovelbeauty 2 жыл бұрын
I'm tempted to get a twitter for the sole purpose of getting my bookshelves roasted...
@k-majik 2 жыл бұрын
Damn, I missed the chance to submit my shelves again :( I don't use Twitter very often ... Next time I'll remember, this looks too much fun to pass up!
@simmonslucas 2 жыл бұрын
Animated covers for digital books! what a great idea
@blueheadphones6823 2 жыл бұрын
13:53-the shelf itself A+ rhyme, fantastic job
@jaredlane9961 Жыл бұрын
The Tolkien at 6:55 is goals!!!
@linaasaanchez 2 жыл бұрын
This should be a weekly video cause it’s too much entertaining 😩
@julissadc6303 2 жыл бұрын
I was sooo waiting for this
@YourBrainonBooks 2 жыл бұрын
I literally want to get to a Twitter account for sole purpose of having my shelves roasted
@mohammedamaan5397 2 жыл бұрын
You had books of your own man I didnt knew bout them definitely gonna checkem out
@killingtimeslowly1 2 жыл бұрын
The anxiety of hoping the next shelf is your one is too much 🤣 maybe I’ll be featured next time!! Awesome content Goblin!
@crazyformm 2 жыл бұрын
Wait I’m relatively new to this channel and I am SHOOK about discovering that Daniel is bisexual?? I stan a King
@amiliar2656 2 жыл бұрын
same omg? it really caught me off guard lol. a bicon
@elongatedmuskrat6964 2 жыл бұрын
Right??? I could kinda sense that ✨safe energy✨
@Seanph25 2 жыл бұрын
That part had me so dead 💀
@cricat3776 2 жыл бұрын
i ALWAYS miss these!!! ugh!!! ill try again next month i guess
@gradePhixsius 2 жыл бұрын
Hi Daniel. Just found your channel, love it. Since you roast bookcases, do you have sort of Do and Don'ts of bookcases?
@zhoradaiyu5184 2 жыл бұрын
I wish I had twitter so I could send you pictures of the bookshelves in my parents' house. We have books in almost every room, only the bathrooms and the garage are bookless. 😅
@Glokta4 2 жыл бұрын
The super deep shelf looks like it is a linen closet. I envy that they have more books and linens.
@icequeen050 2 жыл бұрын
I don't understand how I've managed to miss every single bookshelf roast tweet! One day I'll get mine toasted
@steinbrosstein209 2 жыл бұрын
Yay the book shelf roasts are back. I’m soon ready to get mine roasted
@joseonblackmann1867 2 жыл бұрын
Love the T-shirt Daniel.
@carlrood4457 2 жыл бұрын
There's no bigger pain in the ass than an outlet behind furniture.
@user-vs7co4kn8i 2 жыл бұрын
Love ur vids man
@SysterYster 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, I loved that rom with the neatly stacked books. It was like a mini-library! I want that.
@Silverbirchleaf 2 жыл бұрын
My mum traded my pram (stroller?) in the mid 80s for the glass doored cabinet - it still has the doors because I can't be arsed to figure out how to remove them. Some of these books have made it through a house fire so it's fine if they get dusty!! I knew Daniel who 'appreciate' the glass
@staceytomkinson910 2 жыл бұрын
Love this video
@Artagars 2 жыл бұрын
This is great. I hadnt seen this series before (newbie here) but it makes me sad that I'm living remote area for a few years and all my books/shelves are in storage so I can't send my set up for judgement ahahaah
@mcintyre0591 2 жыл бұрын
I REALLY want someone to send the goblin a bookshelf with the 5th Sorceress prominently displayed
@subtlefire7256 2 жыл бұрын
These are always a highlight 😄
@daisysimboli1772 2 жыл бұрын
I double dog dare you to read a court of thorns and roses
@kamikazelemming1552 2 жыл бұрын
I don't use Twitter, nor do I have any intention of joining. If I did have Twitter, and if I had found your channel before this video's release, I would have loved to listen to you critic my bookshelves. Keep up the awesome work.
@Magali_theRecordKeeper 2 жыл бұрын
The glass doors might also be useful if you have a grabby toddler in your home. My 2 yr old godson came to visit one day and... almost destroyed the dust jacket on my Silmarillion while trying to carry it around. I'm not one for putting a barrier in front of my books, but at that moment it seemed like it would have been a good idea. :P
@7ick725 2 жыл бұрын
when are you going to sentence Sanderson, Butcher, WInters, Lee, and any other author you've interviewed, bookshelves?
@robbybevard8034 2 жыл бұрын
He's actually done a couple pro writers and booktuber shelves, Generally they're really good so there's not much to insult.
@7ick725 2 жыл бұрын
@@robbybevard8034 I'm just wondering what foul sentencings the Goblin could bestow upon one of the Book Gods? Could he slam his pewter gavel down on their collections? Or would he just be too scared?
@deborah_douez Жыл бұрын
Every time I see the glass I think of what a good idea it is to keep pets from eating the books or kids from tearing the pages or coloring in them.😅
@caelynn42 2 жыл бұрын
14:03 I have those books, they’re in a cardboard box. They could very well be opened and I think this person deserves an appeal.
@PabloFlores-pj1nu 2 жыл бұрын
Whats the name of that saga?
@caelynn42 2 жыл бұрын
@@PabloFlores-pj1nu it’s Percy Jackson and the Olympians, an amazing series! 100% recommend.
@PabloFlores-pj1nu 2 жыл бұрын
@@caelynn42 Thanks!
@elisewest6216 2 жыл бұрын
I would love to have my shelf roasted, but since I have new floating shelves I need to put books on those first from my other shelf
@user-wv7vu3ns9v 2 жыл бұрын
Omg i was waiting on this
@jollyshroom 2 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed this!
@jaredpoulter6762 2 жыл бұрын
When you said, "Ending on a positive note" I spelled it "paw-sitive" in my head because of the doggos in the last entry.
@EmilyJeanBlatt 2 жыл бұрын
Yay!! Another bookshelf roast! 📖🔥💕
@Magali_theRecordKeeper 2 жыл бұрын
These shelf roast videos always make me chuckle (and they appeal to the book hoarding bookwyrm in me, too, not gonna lie).
@neriah0728 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why I crave these videos but I do! I watched this then went back to older ones because the critics were great and funny
@DreamstudioXD 2 жыл бұрын
My bookshelf consist of a metal shelf from home depot and 4 plastic boxes full of books, no spreedsheet or index on whats in each box, also its on the garage. Im sure Daniel will love it.
@sweetz.scarface935 2 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for the Saga review!!
@theunexplainablecrumbs4387 2 жыл бұрын
16:11 looks like a shop xD very nice though
@xompeii 2 жыл бұрын
earthquakes is the only reason to have glass in front of the books - I say as someone who slept under bookshelf in California and risked being bludgeoned to death by books in my sleep
@lauram3440 2 жыл бұрын
Where I live never gets earthquakes except ONCE completely out of the blue in the middle of the night and I had over bed cupboards. I will forever be haunted by the memory of waking up to my board games crashing onto my face and my bed filled with fake money and game pieces 😅😅
@xompeii 2 жыл бұрын
@@lauram3440 the last time there was an earthquake I woke up and reached up to touch my books right before it hit and that’s the only reason I didn’t die
@ayajade6683 2 жыл бұрын
Museum putty might be a good investment it stabilizes the shelf so it doesn't fling contents.
@mjdaniel8710 2 жыл бұрын
My book shelf is all over the place, but I DO have the full Malazan and WoT series, so I got that going for me