This is my favorite post on here. Way to be pro humanity bro.

True

Boyka! Boyka! Boyka!

Read some of the space orc stories on tumblr or watch on pmseymours channel

Also, you know, having an immunity to the illnesses which are common on your planet is a huge advantage.

Wow, great catch

Because the martain can go into water unless there Sea martain

And instead of the Germand sinking the lusitania the Martiand sank the aquatinia

"How dare they"

Yes. There's even a theory hinted at in the mockumentary. It states that the US joined the war because of navy ships sinking in the gulf of mexico, there were no martian sightings just scrambled calls of help. It then states that there could have been allied U-Boats operating in the area, meaning the allies (since they were extremely desperate) dragged the US into the war.

Dude also looked like he was day dreaming or getting distracted lol then the death of his mate woke him up 💀

If only the aliens knew that biological or atomic warfare would have sufficed when going against the humans. Well, they learned the hard way. It does make me wish we could see an alternative history where we see the war finalized on Mars in the 1960s or 50s as humans rush in with whatever technology we could have crafted up from reverse engineering alien technology along with our global unified effort in developing our own space traveling technology. Maybe decades after the War on Mars it becomes a matter of ethical debate on if it was right for the humans to kill all the subterranean Martians on their planet via biological warfare or not.

​@@randomamerican5065 here are the 2023 people...

THEY're USING OUR WEAPONS AGAINST US!?

@@lautarogomez9711we gonna put them on some fragile but speedy and maneuverable biplanes

Aaaaaa hablas español jajaa

I lot of "traductor de google" on your post man. Por cierto, explica más del museo, como se llamaba? Hay fotos de el aunque sea en google?

@@sebastianvettel3739 era en tecnopolis, fue hace mucho. Ni idea si todavía está

ehrmantraut

@@Laurensdeleeuw94 finger

bf5

We need a game like this. Where you can choose a side and either play as the Martians or the humans

@@theballinmario4247 agreed

@GLEN SIBAT ANAK MACLEAN Moe fuck

@GLEN SIBAT ANAK MACLEAN Moe noooooo

You do mean a direct quote from the History channel right

@@quik4939 yes

"A society destroyed from the outside can be rebuilt but ones who were destroyed from the inside shall vanish." -Anonymous Alien POW

But in the war of the worlds movie the machine was buried underground. Is this old version different

@@xylonus In the book, cylindrical capsules are launched from Mars to Earth, so obviously they fell from the sky. People thought they were shooting stars at first, at least until tripods climbed out of said capsules and started melting shit

yep as alternate history hub theroized it would unite humanity....in hatred of alien life and are first steps on another world would likely be for Geno rather then exploration

The war to End all wars i think thats a line from doctor who

@@Der-Untermensch It’s what the people at time were calling it

and then humans will fight eatchother again.

The war to end all wars seems a stupid name to ww1

do not underestimate handguns dammit

_Idiots! Why use anti-infantry weaponry and not simple Anti-Martian infantry??!_

The boi named rays: I'm with aliens? . .wait

Wait…… THE M1911

dont underestimate my m1911!

5:03 not going well....

@@chad7009 he didnt got hurt he teleported in another scene :)

@@ssimplerumbling good lord he escape death

*God mode

It would be spectator mode

Omg😊😊

I mean, they are no man

"That is MY grave that only I DIE in!"

That sure will make him feel good

sure mate that sounds like a '' nice'' idea

I’m telling my history class😏

LOL! I will tell my grandkids

See grand kids in wwi there were these f#$&in’ alien machines everywhere crazyest sh!t I ever saw.

Real

Imagine if that martian meat is tasty... How horrible will the war go for them

@@lucasstr5653 its Martian hunting season

Britain: also we will colonise everything in the world (I get the most right guys?)

England, I think it's time for you to _colonize the martians._

@Beelzebub, the Great fly r/woooosh

Confused Martians(Ancient Tripod)

MK1:hahaha laser cannon go booomm

@@pedroarthur919 noooooo you can’t steal our weapons and use them against us!!!!!

All of sudden everything became command & conquer

Mk1: sees destroyed tripod Mk1:steals turret Also Mk1: *Bright brain intensifies*

@epicgamerpro44 What about Emu? In Central Europe we heard a story... Bud, that is fiction right?

Aussies vs aliens

You guys can't even win a war against flightless birds

@easy eevee Central Europe, only poinson snakes (poinson can not kill human, but you Will suffert like dog). Wild pigs are problém 300kg charging Pig is no joke, for shoot this you Will need somethink in. 308, 7.62x54 or bigger. Some wolfpack... Not to much problem .

@easy eevee England must realy hate prisioners. 😋

The martians: yeah! Well what's the difference!? The British: *WORLD DOMINATION*

*laughs in imperialism*

@Builder Bro bri'ish

soon they gonna use crumpets to knock them down

Also Britain: *summons its empire* now u have fuck up Aliens: ah shit here we go again

This is a mockumentary not made by this particular youtuber

@@damnationdan5253 ik that

Me Too

Purge the xeno! Glory to humanity!

Along with the French FT-17 Those 3 and Honeslty seeing every country working together to fight martians would be amazing

Axis and allies teaming up to save humanity I’m actually surprised

@@sticks_studiosHQ Considering the Central Powers bore the initial assault pretty much getting decimated, pretty sure politics, and petty rivalries will go on the backburner against an enemy that seems to simply want the elimination of your entire species. Unfortunately it would probably have to take something like this for mankind to set aside differences and focus on something actually beneficial for the entire species.

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The Martians Clearly doesn't know the British Well.

And it was in the 1905, man it would be good for a scifi film trailer

Mmm yes and a strange chair

is the chair a time machine?

what does the strange chair have to do with the film

Ahhh! I got the reference! The time travelling machine

Martians:*dead*

Hey [insert Mars name] I found a tiny earthling: literally dies Immediately

Spanish Flu to Martians be like:

At this Video the humans defeated the aliens not the bacteria like in 2005

@@Gabstermi We need retreat

It *is* a full blown film, kinda, it's a mocumentary on the history channel, and the full thing is on youtube atm

@@Benzo7 Thank you for making me aware of this.

@@Benzo7let’s just hope KZfaq doesn’t take it down any time soon

After reading this i realised the tank commander didnt take his history lessons very well And that he was supplied with the cheaper equipment and no briefing

Did they come back in ww2 or wot

@Can Kara is what i think when seeing alíen covenant, they get in to an unknown planet whitout helment. If a virus or a bacteria get in their body what could happend.

@@agustinescobar7072 well, thats kind of what happened but with spores

@@agustinescobar7072 nah, alien life would be too different from us. Take a virus, for example. It has instruments to enter your body, your cells, rewrite your dna and produce its own components. But alien life wouldn't have that, because they'd consist of other different molecules and stuff. And obviously it would be impossible for them to hack our dna, because they are so different, like they don't have keys for our locks. Even though we think that organisms on Earth differ from each other a lot, we all have dna (in virus' case, sometimes only rna), similar molecules and basic structure. Aliens wouldn't have that. For our body, they would be like a plastic. P. S. I meant mostly carbon-based life, in other cases differences will be even more extreme. I didn't mention other possible effects, like aliens giving off dangerous chemicals. That obviously would effect us.

Bacteria: do i really to have to this damn humans evolving slowly Bacteria: *grabs infinite pathogens* ok ill do it humans

@@danzoom Alien life wouldn't necessarily use different molecules. I depends on things we don't have the answers to. How did life arise? Is the life we see on Earth the only way life can exist? We don't know.

HOW IN THE WORLD YOU HAVE THAT I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY AN FANTASY...

Mido Banchan he was on an alternate universe, kiddo

@@midobanchan417¿ is this some type of joke i cant understand because i think hes a kid?

SchwiftedBear it’s not real dumbass

Is false >:v

Bro imagine a sequel but it’s humans invading Mars

@@23tovarm5 I was thinking that to, it would probably be a much cooler movie.

The martian technology would give rise to computers, robotics, generators, the heat ray, and many more decades before we were even scratching the surface of this technology.

@@thephantom8403 well, here is my own custom sequel. the 2nd great martian war (1939 - 1946) several decades later since the first martian invasion, the allies & the central powers are still recovering, but proud of their victory in "world war 1". they also started to manifest & reverse engineer the alien technology into their new rising armies for the coming generations. some smaller countries were wiped out, while others had begun an arms race to see who will dominate the future generations. with their martian technology. september 22, 1938- tensions began to rise as scientists & astronomers from around the world make an alarming discovery while observing asteroids, they were unlike any other body that they've seen before. the rocks appear to have odd shapes and emitting light. it is then found out that those are not asteroids, but alien ships heading towards earth. april 12, 1939- without warning, militaries begun to mobilise & world leaders conducted a meeting on this new threat. the martian ships landed mostly in europe & africa, others in asia & russia, & some in the west from canada to argentina. then, the world leaders finally agreed to declare war on the ivaders. the 2nd martian war had begun. january 11, 1940- as troops begin mobilising across the world, it was already too late, the invaders had fired the first shot. the european theatre saw a series of skirmishes & intense fighting break out all across europe. the pacific theatre is engaged in a defensive position followed by guerilla warfare tactics in the island jungles. may 7, 1941- russia & the united sates had sealed it's most important borders & on the lookout for any threats that may be coming one day. in the same year, all news broadcasts were forced off the air, & only the highest level of their governments have access to such info about the outside world. jan 16, 1942- as the war raged on, the ivaders launched an invasion of london & were now threatening paris. the brits held firm, but at the cost of many lives. meanwhile in africa, the ivaders began to emerge as only a handful of troops were present there at the time. the invaders were being halted temporarily in the pacific, as they were caught off guard by new guerilla tactics. some groups of japanese, chinese, korean, filipino, indian, & vietnamese fanatics used the treelines as cover, & as booby traps for the martians. feb 4, 1942- the two world powers decide to unite their neighboring countries under one banner. the west is united from canada all the way down to argentina & russia gathers all it's countries nearby to form a new union to strengthen their war efforts. march 24, 1943- both american & russian scientists were hardline invested into researching new weapons against the invaders. they put hard work into the research for the future. meanwhile, both countries are now ready for bloody violence. april 13, 1943- russia launched an offensive in warsaw & stalingrad, the russian troops fought bravely while the tripods towered over them. since then, russia had now moved it's factories far from the fronlines to continue producing new weapons & vehicles. the westerners land in great britain, where they helped the population & the military fend off the martian onslaught. june 6, 1944- the westerners launched an invasion into normandy where units were tasked with breaking through the martian attacks before spain,france,& germany's defenses fall. some at utah & omaha, others at juno, gold, & sword. a large squadron of fighters & dive bombers destroyed forified positions. next, elite units were dropped behind enemy lines to raid coastline defenses & preventing the invaders from sending in reinforcements . then a massive fleet of american warships shelled the beach to dust. finally tens of hundreds of amphibious landing crafts were en route towards the coast. here is where the most brutal fighting will ensue, especially at omaha, it was a bloody & ferocious battle, the sea water drenched in blood, corpses with missing limbs littered the shoreline, & smoke & fire blocked out the sun. it was a dark day for mankind, but it was enough for the allies to break through. meanwhile, the pacific theatre begins to slowly collapse. it seemed hopeless, but then, it came. following d-day, the west begins another series of brutal fighting. these units were tasked with the island hopping campaigns led by dwight d. eisenhower. the westerners saw the horrendous fighting from midway, to the philippines & finally at okinawa. the pacific saw vicious guerilla fighting & naval warfare with thousands of troops losing their lives in both the jungles & at sea. and the campaign continued for some time. august 9 1944- with 2 million battle-ready troops equipped with new weapons, russia launches a massive invasion, pushing through the martian lines & closing in on eastern poland. in africa, the holdouts are fighting on, but running low on supplies & ammunition. general patton, along with rommel, decide to put a quick end to the martian threat before they run dry of supplies. then, suddenly, some martians emerged in the west as well, the war is also being fought on the american homefront. the battle was vicious lasting 12 days, but the invaders were driven off. october 6, 1944- the first successful tests of the very first long range ballistic missiles were recorded in new mexico. with albert einstein figuring out the key to splitting atoms, & werhner von braun"s investments in rocket technology. the new weapon is said to be capable of wiping out a small city. they nicknamed it the v-2. and labled it as a 'vengeance weapon'. march 22, 1945- the westerners entered paris, greeting beaten up & rejoiced french troops & resistance fighters. they long since abandoned the concept of three-legged tripods, & staged tanks, artillery, & the new 'BT-62 bipedal warmech' battle walkers around the city. meanwhile, the martians are now being driven back by the russians, with air superiority, eastern poland is now free and are pushing closer & closer to berlin where the german defenses are still standing, possibly trapping the aliens. july 21, 1945- the fighting in africa is barely holding on, the invaders launch a huge offensive against the defenders. in somalia, a small defense is now under threat from the martians & begin sending out distress calls to anyone within their reach. by that time, the new 'vengeance weapon' is ready for war. the invaders were pressing on their massive onslaught, the west was ready for a fight. only a few rockets were fired at the invaders, but it did what it was designed & intended to do: obliterating small cities. a large portion of the invaders were wiped out, with the few remaining getting taken care of by incoming backup. there were also confirmed reports that the martians had setup hives in unpopulated areas. the west fired the rest of their rockets at the disclosed locations, destroying the invaders' critical means of production. november 28, 1945- the brutal island campaigns were horrendous, but are slowly tipping to the allies' favor. the philippines is taken, & okinawa is next. back in europe, both the west & the east closed in on the aliens from both sides, with russian troops marching through poland, and arriving in berlin. the people rejoiced when the russian forces arrived. january 8, 1946- the invaders attempt a last ditch effort against mankind, by amassing the last of their forces in the pacific. by that time, the west has another bundle of v2s ready for use. they fired them at the invaders' mass of troops, which nearly obliterated all of them. & the russian forces are now at their very doorstep. febuary 14, 1946- with no more resources, exhausted troops , & crippled production, what follows is the downfall of an extraterrestrial empire, destined for world domination, and on the 14th of febuary, the last of the martian invaders were all wiped out with only a handful of them surrendering. the 2nd martian war is finally over. the world celebrated as the conflict was finally coming to a close, but it will take time to rebuild their great nations & heal mother earth's wounds. but every single person & soldier cherished this moment for untold generations to come. the war was devastating, the entire world was scarred, but this war will mark history as mankind's most resounding achievement & breakthrough. decades later, in april 3 1984, a veteran wrote a book about his experience & the war itself, he then published it across the world for the newer generations to learn about. ensuring that mankind's greatest achievement, & all of those who fought for it will live on forever. THE END.. :)

@@renzluigiaquino7608 you need more likes you should publish this

"We tried to fight the dominant race, and lost against some birds" Alien news: "now, two mechanised battalions have been discharged due to losing a southern front on the planet earth. Here is Jherec Bulorp on the scene"

5:04

"The fuc-"

Bananas contain alien colonization tracking chips?1!1!?1!?1 😲😲😳😳😳😟😟😟

Throw a pie in Rothschild face and exterminate ALL Carrier pigeons.

LMAO

@@ocelotgaming72 🙀🙀🙀🙀

I wonder if they are the ones who won will adapt our technology. in he book they lost because of bacteria so basically humans had lost the war.

@@Theakritas_ wait what

@@thecyclop Humanity in the book were pretty much close to being wiped out. The martians were close to full victory until bacteria killed them. If the Martians never caught a cold... they would of won with no problems. So technically, They won the war but lost to nature.

@@yves0010 right.

@@yves0010 ah I see.. I only watch the 2005 movie..

Lol

Russia: sounds good comrade.

N korea: can we join in?

W1ND General ok u can

China: HOLD MY PRODUCTION INFRASTRUCTURE

The poor martian general back on mars who had to explain why their massive army of tripods had suddenly gotten defeated and why all those martian pilots cannot be retrieved

@@Armin2012 Would probably blame the intel for not saying a damn thing about fucking bacterias

Its martian not man

I take you’re fun at parties

Or maybe we used nuclear radiation.

Well, that's how HG Wells described them.

Now girls know what's going on in the boys locker room

Ikr

Well steampunk materials doesnt have a chance to survive in space tho which only means Hmans are controlling the robot

I hate steampunk

Like you

@Kiefer_ 2005 It's a mockumentary

At 4 am

As like the mermaid one on National Geographic I think or it was BBC

The QUESTION here is, how and where to SEE it.

More like Aliens = Star Wars fans Humans = war fans

The universe better hope we never make it off this planet. We'll conquer them all no matter how advanced they think they are.

@@TheIrishRushin Please, we can't even conquer ourselves forever

Star Wars made me a war enthusiast

There are some historical references put into the Star Wars films. I dont see someone as a Star Wars nerd and a history buff fight.

Indeed like most of this was actual war footage with martians.

and because footage in ww1 is broken (everything does not move correctly but misses like 3 frames) the creator did the same broken thing which made it seem hyper realistic

I do like the idea in this film that the aliens aren't super advanced, just advanced enough to travel between Mars and Earth. It opens up a whole different perspective on aliens, their economy, and what we consider advanced.

They did the same for a game recently made in an alternate timeline where people created mechs. A Polish woman has a fucking bear as a companion, shows just how alternate it was.

​@@rhyscallinan9948I love Scythe...

I would do the same and tell the whole world that an alien invasion would take place in the near future for all the world nations be prepend for everything,and plot twist I would done that only to make WW1 to be more devastating and worse than in our timeline

@@alexdias8997 Oh yeah, it’s all coming together

@@alexdias8997 Honestly, i kinda feel like if we went back in time, showed them this and somehow got them to belive us, the world might actually have been in a better place back then, the world would unite to fight a force too strong for us, advancing technology and strengthen foreign relations.

@@linussandell831 We all know that wouldn't work. Someone would fuck it all up

@@M50A1 maybe, but who knows.

Cameraman: I am invencible Martian:turn its head towards him Camera man: cowabunga it is

*cv_sar_ignore_players been set to 0* Me: *Blyat*

@@mnlaaf9340 when a player go to survival mode with a enemy besides him:

Your game mode has been updated to survival hardcore mode

Run for your life!!!!

Henry Caldwell your mom

Death korps of Krieg aproves.

Humor, they always miss it

Damn you walked into that one

The Japanese, because they would charge first...

Colour Sergeant of the maximilian army I don’t get it

@@rey5087 The UK used to conquer land all over the world.

@Jason Lee The British are the conqueror of the 1900s

Well that's why their nickname is "Great Britain"

Oof Mars is the 1000000000th British colony

He's wearing a gas mask because the dead Martians really stink.

Gaz mazk*

@@Alex_bkr10 ?

just like other

@@thomaslabelle3660 gaz mazk

unless its the british british dreadnaughts will kick a tripods ass

Ship: Nothing could harm us WE HAVE PROTECTION AND EVERYTHING HAHAHAHAHA Aliens: hey

@@MichelleW870 Yeah, dude, that why I look so hurry in video

There was actually a short story along these lines, although I forget its name. It was set later on, like mid-late 20th century. Basically the aliens came from a desert world and so the idea of something like a submarine was totally foreign to them. They occupy most of the world with relative ease, only to get roasted by a surprise SLBM attack.

Aliens: think again bitchs

Lighthead entered the chat

*cartoon cat and cartoon dog enters the chat*

@@thescpfoundation4174 What are you doing here? Siren Head is not an object of your concern and you should know this by now. Shame on you, foundation. Shame on you.

The Ancient Tripod join the chat

@@essamarram1056 yeah. Siren head not scp.

Yea

Nope

Nope by the age of 7 I learned more history than some adults

@@icantcomeupwithagoodusername24 lol i only know alot of ww2 history,half of the cold war,and half of ww1

@@herbet3011 let me say how it started is confusing it is a web of alliances

*maximum volume german anthem*

Get gutted by tentacle

@@kyvilfongkot3591 *wouldn't watch THAT hentai*

@@freedomfighter2054 German metal hentai

Literally the Death Korp of Krieg

New dlc or sum i dunno

It's a crossover with Battlefront 2

that would be so awesome

Lol

I actually want this DLC

6:47

At least it probably would make humans less hateful toward each other and more hateful toward aliens.

​@@Kehwanna Warhammer 40k:

​​@@robotickiddo97 yeah thats sadly gonna have to be the case for world peace to be achieved. Humanity joining together as fellow humans vs monsters from the stars

Hello There

@@mcspiderkid2015 General Kenobi

Dark Apollo “-you are a bold one. I find your behavior bewildering . . . Surely you realize you're doomed, (to droids) Kill him!”

Memers

@@sprinkleman8103 roger roger

Aliens : ono

Aliens invades Africa Ebola: no.

Humanity vs. Invaders *EARTH WINS*

Would like but it's at 69 likes

Ugandan Avengers (Bruce U, Ebola hunter, Swaaz, Captain Alex, Uncle Benon and Jesus) would make sure they'd never return

Reno Byrom tell them to prepare their butts.

Oh shit, you madman

Me too

Make a monochrome film copy with the audio recorded onto a few 78 RPM records.

No, they'll paying more attention to the music he uses :>

I watched this a million times and I still love it

@@fedan2012 you claim to have watched this a million times. This video is 7 minutes and 52 seconds long, or 472 seconds. Watching this video a million times would require 472 million seconds. Now, this video came out two years ago. The amount of seconds in 2 years is 63,072,000 seconds. This means that it is impossible for you to have watched this video a million times, since this video has not existed for long enough for that to be possible, therefore meaning you lied. Shame on you.

@@FlyingPigChannel bruh

@@FlyingPigChannel by a million times I meant I like it really much and keep watching this don't take stuff seriously bruh

@@fedan2012 I know lol, I was trying to recreate a meme.

We all know russia has aliens and Keanu Reeves is a vampire

*ahem* you mean more stallinium

That's exactly how they think too.

@@commandershepard119 Bruh, You mean Tsar Nicholas II? The soviet union did not exist yet in WWI.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I mean in the Mockumentary where these are from he is one of those planes that shot that mech down in London.

@@Feavellen225 link pls

@@omgaustria-hungary1192 It was acouple years ago and I had to look awhile to find it. Just google the title of video.

@@Feavellen225 oh

A fairly unknown animated movie titled: War of the Worlds Goliath has that... sort of

Because you need to know how to win incase they come back.

@@williamhall6651 Nah we can just stick rockets up their asses and rocket them back to Mars. T E C H N O L O G Y

Same

@@bucky822 but their technology would be more advanced than ours

Because KZfaq knows only stoners are up at 3AM watching KZfaq.

Fuuuuuck I'm late for the [REDACTED] jokes

Me and the shock trooper at 3am looking for *beanzzzzzzz*

This is what the apocalypse dlc for bf1 should have been

Welp, time to unleash the [LEVEL 4 CLEARANCE REQUIRED]

@@siemprefijre9870 I NEED LEAVE CLEARANCE MY BANTHA THEIRS A ALIEN INVASION 😱😱😱😱😱😱

Wouldn't be much easier in the modern day. The tripods have energy shields that block any projectiles

@@allosauruswithinternet 😐 you serious?

@@Dud079 Yeah, according to the novel

We are speaking about is version of tripods,the ones with no-shield and more types of war machines​@@allosauruswithinternet

Ha

Yea boiii

*NUKES!*

And if the explosion doesn't kill em, the radiation will.

Launchimg the world's entire arsenal of nukes at an invading alien species would be like straping a a suicide vest to every member of the human race and starting to charge at an entire alien army.

*NJIET MOLOTOV INTENSIFYS*

Ｐｅｒｋｅｌｅ

Finland was litterly part of russian empire by that year

**Säkkijärven polkka intensifies**

ll ajajjs but the people still existed.

Reverse-engineered from captured Martian weapons,.....

@@fairwinds610 No dip, Sherlock

But Hans, I just wanted tanks with freaking laser beams, is that to much to ask for?

i saw that too and fucking laughed

@MR. Cheeki Breeki for mother russia

Why

You didn't see the Darth Vader's like version tripods from War of the Worlds: Goliath.

They sure are

@@antovador I saw that. It was an interesting movie.

abc64pan I watched a compilation of all tripods and these were the best/scariest in my opinion

“Unalive?” What’s with the Newspeak?

@@greywalker505 i don't know... it's a whole lustercluck the whole thing. ( if you didn't get it... lustercluck/clusterfuck)

I get it.

Camera Man: killing me is the big gay

Did you mean : annihilate