imagine going on a road trip with your family, and you pass by wink dink city for a pit stop and you end up going bankrupt and becoming homeless by the time you leave

"Stop naming roads after presidents" "Garfield court" The fucking irony

40:20 "Just make the whole thing six lanes man, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing". Didn't know Jerma was a city planner for Houston.

There is no stream chat, he’s recording himself confronting his inner voices.

I like how his go-to blueprint for a model city is like Las Vegas and an amusement park had a hate baby

he sounds slightly less bostonian the further west he moves- but he always says "dollahs"

Sim games really bring out the most DERANGED aspects in Jerma.

If by chance the United States raise taxes to 95% for two days, we all will know who to blame

His IMMEDIATE realization that the cadence of "Don't make fun of me" sounds like Duel of the Fates kills me

"I'm 90- No I'm 100% sure I'm not your dad" what happened to that 10% jerma? What are you hiding from us?

im scared how jerma took 7 minutes to change the horror music, its like a normal thing for him before realizing he was streaming the whole time

Gotta love the Jerma moments that cause you to sit back in your chair, chuckle, and say "what the fuck is he even talking about?"

The immediate little “…heyy” after .5 seconds of listening to the jazz station just shows how naturally hilarious Jerma is as a person

45:44 "why does nobody wanna see the beautiful statue of liberty?" [pans over to his entire city on fire]

Jerma is the guy who buys every single dlc and expansion individually for a game he never played and then says he isn't rich

47:14 “Put another toll after the toll. Can I do that? Is that legal?” Not only is that legal, Jerma, that is the standard operating procedure for Japanese highways.

Everytime Jerma stops the stream to view a picture of himself, it always looks like a result of that one minigame in Mario Party

little does jeremy know that cities are not in fact designed by architects

Jerma can play a city builder and talk about possibly fathering one of his viewers at the same time, truly unhinged.

You know it's gonna be a good upload when the first three minutes are dedicated to Jerma yelling at chat like an angry teacher

Why is Jerma making fun of making the Statue of Liberty 2 while living in the city that did the same thing

I like how as soon as he finds out about tolls, the power IMMEDIATELY goes to his head

Jerma designs his cities with a can of silly string.

that bidet bit was like an entire seinfled plot erupting out of a guy

fun fact: jerma was actually the man behind the entire infrastructure of NJ!

12:07 I like how in his head he doubted himself a little bit and thought there was at least a small chance he was someone's dad.

Idk why this was uploaded AFTER the other Cities Skylines video but weirdly enough knowing how things are by the next stream makes this video funnier

I got this game because of Jerma, and a year later I've played 30 minutes total

I can't believe Jerma's downfall would be a bidet

I remember one video of Jeremy talking about his mom saying he should run for public office. Could you imagine him being the mayor of Boston? The city would burn down in a day.

I like to imagine the Long Drive Dad is the same guy as the Landfill Dad.

Jerma has the city-planning sensibilities of a warlord

suddenly saying "don't make fun of me" to the tune of duel of the fates is sending me into a coma

Imagine how horrible it would be if the ONLY way out of or into a city was through like 50 different toll booths

He’s completely forgot Boston. He’s been assimilated into Vegas

Welcome. Welcome to Wink Dink City. You have chosen, or been chosen to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centres. I thought so much of Wink Dink City that I elected to establish my administration here, in the Statue of Liberty so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors. I've been proud to call Wink Dink City my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown - welcome to Wink Dink City. It's safer here.

It's physically painful to watch Jerma trying to play this game but I can't look away

YES! Another installment of "Jerma Screams at Voices Only He Can Hear"

This absolute psycho can't, even when trying his hardest, play this game correctly. It ALWAYS end in chaos.

i always forget how beautiful the plaque on the statue of liberty is: "let's go get everybody over here, and have a great day, and...and bring on the red sox, or whatever it's called."

jerma going batshit over the concept of a bidet kills me

*Jerma sees an ambulance* *IMMEDIATELY starts laughing* what is wrong with this guy??

"We need to start playing the game. Anyway, these roads look like those double popsicles, anybody have one of those." Psycho

Fifty minutes of Jerma is the best Christmas present

Jerma would be the first person to make a hive city in real life, what a psycho

It took Jerma being 47 years of age, and through a video game to find out cities are built through planning and human labor rather than Santa putting down a telephone pole overnight

Only a man from Massachusetts would attempt 3 tolls in a row

"iT'S NOT SYMMETRICAL, IT'S NOT SYMMETRICAL, NONONO..." -last known words of MAD architect jeremiah

Jerma casually dismissing the entire ice cube making business 💀

7:32 "I'm a begging e-clown" never forget. That fish destroy this man.

My favorite part is how the stream devolved to Jerma deleting any and all entrances to the city purely to fund his toll booth hellscape

“Wink Dinks” might have been my best one guy moment of 2020. ill legit think about it for so long lol

38:16 "Jerma PLEASE check the water pumps" "What?" ".................................oh."

the haunting music perfectly fits Jerma's ramblings

46:31 I fell asleep watching this video and had a nightmare about highway dispersing, having to go by statute of liberty and getting stuck in traffic and going through several toll booths in a row Re watching this I realize how much this fucked up moment influenced my dream

This video is just more evidence that jerma would make a great president

Anything Jerma builds makes me Cities Cry-line

Jerma is unintentionally a wonderful game salesman because nothing makes me want to play a game like watching him play it horribly

jerma essentially built every mid sized car centric city that exists in america bottlenecks everywhere, no room for actual driving no pedestrian walkways. very entertaining to watch lol

I somehow knew he was gonna do a “Duel of Fates” joke in the beginning. I’m starting to get Jerms in my brain.

7:53 Couldn't even go 8 minutes without thinking people are going to see him Naked.

Jeremy encountering Paradox DLC policy is the funniest thing to me

SwizzlyBubbles did a great job with this video. This felt like an old Jerma video and the cuts were hilarious

0:02 Duel of the Fates

There's something about sim games that makes Jerma super vulgar and super pissed

Someone please introduce Jerma to terraforming tools and disaster tool mods, imagine a Jerma Cities Skylines stream with RTGame mods.

Chat making Jerma use Spiffing Brit's toll exploit is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen

you're doing great things jeremy, keep it up

When you watch this video, I want you to watch the first 3 minutes of jerma designing the city, and then skip to 42:37... Thank me later.

41:32 jerma's knowledge of city planning already matches that of the average american city planner. impressive

Short streamer learns what it's like to be tall by looking down on a city he made himself.

Big credit to Jerma for making this game seem more fun than it actually is by a long shot.

i keep misreading the title as “the great unraveling of wink dink city” and tbh that’s not too far off

It’s so fucking funny that he just does the “another lane will fix it” meme

I like how he says we shouldn’t use presidents names for street names but then suggests “Garfield court.” There literally was a president whose last name was Garfield.

38:26 that little "oh" sends me every time

"Why are there fires everywhere!?" Because you've created hell.

When it got to the “statue district” part I laughed harder than I have maybe in the last few years. Holy shit, still recovering

jerma's bidet logic is interesting to me

the best part of the toll road thing is that its a major exploit in the game

I am so glad 2ndJerma saw the hype and made a prequel

The panic in jermas voice mixed with the cacophony of wailing fire trucks made me laugh until I pissed myself

Literally a 50 minute mental breakdown over a digital city

29:39 only Jerma would pause the game to let everyone give their *FULL* attention to his "throwing a broken tv over the hedge into the dump" routine

Jermas steadfast commitment to never playing this game in any real capacity has me fucking rolling

The highway tolls with the obligatory statute of Liberty stop bit had me in tears

Can literally date the video because of how much he says “ow” while laughing

47:00 if he added a bunch of bike lanes, bus lanes and a 25mph speed camera, then thats pretty much new york in a nutshell,

Every time I watch jerma play a game like this I'm reminded of the one guy who said Jerma's like those mobile game ads

35:55 the amount of times you see this happen in michigan is insane, especially up north. there's a spot near me where people kept crashing (it's a turn onto a curved 70mph highway) so they installed a light and i'm amazed the crashes haven't doubled. you don't see the light until, like, 3 seconds before you have to stop lmfao

Jerma: talks about building a nice statue of liberty roundabout Jerma: panics as his entire city goes up in flames for 5 minutes Jerma: finally gets around to making a nice statue of liberty roundabout

HOLY FUCK the "don't make fun of me" sent me into orbit

jerma trying to fix the roads to then panning over and seeing everything on fire is the funniest thing ever @41:40

The secret tunnel trash family arc is great.

Is that a real thing you can do? Put tollbooths on the starting highway and generate infinite money from the random drivers that spawn on the highway?

'I'm not mad, I'm Just. Slightly. Agitated.'

*tells a funny about streamers who take ages to do stuff because they talk constantly* *is a streamer who takes ages to do stuff because he talks constantly* Thank you Jeremy, very cool!

7:53 jerma finally admits that hes a computer program

The roundabout with an intersection inside of it killed me

WHEN THE FUCK DO WE GET TO PEEP THE HORROR