"Hey I'm going crit build" "I'm going to not choose crit chance skillpoints that give me a total of 10% more crit chance!" Dammit, DF...

Ah Jesus, your game choice again hit exactly the spot for me. I gotta stop buying every other game you play xD

“I wonder what kind of archeologist we are we just kill living things” as he kills a skeleton which is in fact not living

We all shouldn’t be surprised with plenty of killing, it’s what makes DF himself

It’s always a good day when DF uploads. He always manages to find amazing games, it’s insane.

Had to pick this up after seeing you play, just had an amazing run. Highly recommend the crit tree, by the end of the run I had 220 click damage with a 2500% crit damage boost at 103% crit chance. Also had some artifacts that completely broke the game, one that would freeze the enemies and another that would delay their attacks by 0.03 seconds. Main thing in the Crit tree I abused was the shield. Had full health with a 100% shield the whole time, steamrolled everything. 10/10 would love to see you play more of this.

“I’ve no idea what I’m doing, I’m just gonna do what I always do” DF - The Glass Cannon !

That 17 minutes felt like 10 minutes. So this game does indeed seem fun

Wait, do you think the effect of The Moon card carried over into his next playthrough? No idea why else the first enemy in the game would drop a legendary.

Can we just appreciate the work the editor does for these videos. Its amazing on what DF does to him.

DF: "we're just killing living things..." Also DF at that moment: is killing a skeleton.

your editor genuinely makes me laugh so hard, the clips they pick out are perfect! inspires me to be funnier with editing my videos haha.

8:21 I may be wrong here but i think the card draw from the prior run still carried over and made it so the next enemy you defeated dropped a legendary item. If so, thats kinda cool that its like a consolation prize if you lose you get the legendary item to start out the next run with.

DF’s editor is definitely one of my favorites.

Love your content. Been watching all your videos and watching them within the hour of them coming out . Keep up the good work .

Man his voice is honestly the most relaxing to listen to.

13:35 Enemy name: *Northern Man* Location: *Antarctica* 🤔

gosh I love your editor so much, they always have the perfect gifs/video clips

You should play zombie catchers😁

I'm really enjoying bingeing the DF videos. Editors: you are doing great work. I've noticed some of the recent games in my ad's. Have you considered Goblins and Gold? I keep seeing it. I don't wanna play it, but I'd love to watch DF break the game

Your videos never disappoint DF. Keep it up!

As a Swiss I was amazed to see where the first zone takes place.

Df videos are extremely high quality and frequent 10/10 much wow

YAY ON 2 Million!! 🥳🥳 You've came a long way from Stardew Valley to idle, free and cheap games on Steam and Mobile! Thank you for the content and onward to 3 Million!!

Bruh I want to sleep but no one can pass up a Dangerouslyfunny video everyday at 11pm

I know this probably won't happens, but I really, really want to see DF playing Elden Ring, and see how much rage this man can hold and how his voice will change

Dex build is best build. Things that trigger on auto clicks (like healing) get nuts when your auto clicks value is high. Also, unlocks do matter, so repetition is key. Researching a monster allows you to take those upgrades you selected between games, which are permanent. Anytime you're offered "skill points" by the card, take it! (That's like getting offered instant level ups.)

DF you may not see this, but you’re one of my favorite content creators, I look forward to every one of your videos at night while I smoke. I also enjoy watching numbers get bigger, but don’t have time to grind most incremental games. So your videos are right up my alley

played a couple rounds and finally got lucky with a bunch of healing artifacts on an ethnologist run. the fairy and bandage were key along with some of the other upgrades that the blue class gets. made it to the end on the third run. would suggest not doing what I did though. I used the tarots to skip to the last two bosses. this is bad because at the end of all three of the skill trees you get buffs per second. meaning that the longer your run is the stronger you get. but it still worked out. thanks for the vid DF! looking forward to the next one! edit: also make sure you have a good energy regen item or two. that's kinda mandatory.

It's feel so great when you just wake up, then DF uploads.

🎉🎉 congratulations on 2 mil 🎉🎉

I love the youtubers right but it's the editors that makes the magic happen. I really wanna know DF's editor's name.

Bro your littrally making my day

thanks to both of you for this amazing content!

Please play more of this. My PC is currently in much needed repair. So I can’t download this to play myself, so my next best plan is to live vicariously through you! Thannnnnkkkkks! Lol

"I need more coffee for that" im ded actually

God damn it DF we need MORE OF THIS

Congrats on 2M!

the skilltree edit was hilarious

My house recently burnt down and you're keeping me happy

I love the TRUST ME!!! guy😂😂

DF! Please do more of the gladiator game! It's from Brazil, i was so happy to see you liked it! Would be awesome to see you play more!

YOOO CONGRATS OMN 2 MILL YOU DESRPERVE MORE

The Northern Men are apparently in Antarctica.

30 seconds in and DF reads something wrong. “Extra gold.” 🤣

Ok but Stardew Valley is probably gonna be about $5 come the steam summer sale👀

Hey man I’m really enjoying your content and I hope you have a good day and weekend

Congratulations for 2 million!

Df's voice sounds a little bit different in this video. I hope he isn't sick or anything and everything is well. I love the videos! Thanks for making so many!

Was that really 17 minutes? I'm so invested in these videos it felt like 5 lmao

omg the stages you played were in switzerland, thats where i live!!!!!!!! Bern is the capital city for all who want to know. have a great day! ^^

Great vid as always

congrats on 2 mill

These edits are getting better everyday

I'm a geologist, not and archeologist, but if you run into a spider the size of a golf cart, kill it.

the archaeologist couldn't find bones so he is making some

I watched this at 4am without sleeping yesterday 😢

DF: "Maybe I should go outside more..." Don't. Just don't.

Df is the king of making numbers go up.

3:07 auto-generated KZfaq captions had me dying 😂

0:33 yep thats gold

“We fight wolves and bears,which I think are real things” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Congrats on 2 million subs

2 Million Subs. GGs poggers

hes uploading on weekends now? best day ever

As an archaeologist, I can confirm, this game the real deal. Only, we use shovels, not swords.

"Alright lets research" Proceeds to ignore the research book on the bottom right.

7:40 man was versing dream

Archeologist singlehandedly causes mass extinction.

I genuinely think that you can give df a paper and he would make it look fun to play.

Game suggestion. Mr. Auto Fire

Fantasy slime monsters were in fact based on a real animal! In the ocean, there are several different species of single-celled organisms, that can grow to be quite large! The largest of which is about the size of a small dog! (The large majority of these organisms, mostly consist of many nuclei inside a single cell wall, which is what makes them so large.)

Hey man, congrats on 2 million

Congrats on 2 m bro

DF never disappointed us always finds content better than the last. Thanks DF

I just came from watching wrestlemania 8 nature boy ric flair vs macho man randy savage.. Getting a lot of the same energy here already in the first minute: just a calm collected sense of chaos 🤣

More of this game plz!

The video seems better when you've seen it within the first 15 minutes of it being posted

I put my bed time alarm at 10 so I watch your amazing videos and then go to sleep happy

I like how DF doesn’t even recognize the fact that he reached 2 million subs

Getting the chain upload meta going I see DF… nice 👍

Nice video bro :) keep up the good work!!!!

I wonder how deep into the files he has to go in order to find these games.

slimes are basically just evil jello

I have a question about that box under the character's slot in the inventory Does it take old stuff and recycle it or is it an esthetic item?

That early cape item looks familiar

Slay the spire is a great game that I can easily imagine you playing!

How do you find these games?? I love it lol

Plz play that swamp attack game again. It seems really fun!

300 Poisen dmg vs 2K crits, the poisen is carrying me big time

Your soooo funny 🤣🤣 df

DF, you Should play Deep Rock Galactic, it is a game where you shoot big bugs, dig, play as a dwarf, drink alcolhol, get new weapons. you can Also find oil, (please help DF see this) day 2 of asking df to play DRG.

Yeah but The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a very fast building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy. Strategy His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand. The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though be wary of spells. A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it. However, if you place something in front of the Hog Rider, the Hunter's splash will damage the Hog Rider and hit the card in front of it more. The Hog Rider in conjunction with the Freeze can surprise the opponent and allow the Hog Rider to deal much more damage than anticipated, especially if the opponent's go-to counter is a swarm, or swarms are their only effective counter to him. Skeletons and Bats will immediately be defeated by the spell, while Spear Goblins, Goblins, and Minions will be at low enough health to be defeated by a follow up Zap or Giant Snowball. However, this strategy isn't very effective against buildings as the Hog Rider will take a while to destroy the building, giving the opponent ample time to articulate another counter. Against non-swarm troops, it can deal a lot of damage during the freeze time, but this can allow the opponent to set up a massive counterpush. For this reason, players should either only go for a Hog Rider + Freeze when they have other units backing it up from a counterattack, or if the match is about to end and they need to deal as much damage as possible. It is not a good idea to send in a Hog Rider simply to destroy a building, especially if it is the only building targeting unit available, as defeating Crown Towers becomes substantially more difficult. Spells or simply waiting out the lifetime of the building are more effective. The exception to this is an Elixir Collector placed in front of the King's Tower. If a Hog Rider placed at the bridge, he can destroy the Collector for a positive Elixir trade, though the damage from both Princess Towers will usually mean he does not survive to deal any damage to them. However, if the opponent sends in defending troops, it can be an opportunity to gain spell damage value. In a deck with several low-cost cards, it might be worth it to simply send the Hog Rider against one building. These decks shuffle their card rotation quick enough, that they will arrive to their next Hog Rider before the next building arrives in the opponent's card rotation. Long-ranged troops like Musketeer and Flying Machine can snipe those buildings, preserving some of the Hog Rider's health, possibly allowing it to get some Tower damage. When there are buildings placed in the middle to counter the Hog Rider, understanding the placement of the Hog Rider and the type of building placed can help the Hog Rider to bypass certain buildings. Passive buildings such as spawners and Elixir Collector have a larger hitbox than defensive buildings; which means that if a passive building was placed 3 tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, then it is impossible for the Hog Rider to bypass that placement as the Hog Rider will get pulled to that building. Defensive buildings have a smaller hitbox than a passive building, which means if that if a defensive building was placed three tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, a Hog Rider placed at the very left or right side of the Arena may be able to bypass it due to its smaller hitbox. If the player has a building already placed down in the center of the arena, and the opponent tries to bypass it with a Hog Rider at the edge of the arena, they can use certain air troops to push the Hog Rider towards the building as it jumps over the river, effectively denying the bypass attempt. They must be already hovering over the correct placement, as very quick reflexes are required to correctly perform this technique. For Bats, Skeleton Dragons, and Minion Horde, they should be placed right in front of the Hog Rider as soon as it is deployed. For Minions, Skeleton Barrel, Mega Minion, Flying Machine, Electro Dragon, Baby Dragon, Inferno Dragon, Balloon, and Lava Hound, stagger the above placement one tile to the right if the Hog Rider is placed on the left side of the arena, and vice versa. They can also use ground troops to achieve the same result. Something like an Ice Golem deployed at the Hog Rider’s landing spot will obstruct his path and force him to go around the unit, which causes him to be closer to the building instead of the Crown Tower. The Hog Rider can kite Very Fast non-building targeting troops due to his own Very Fast speed and building only targeting if he is placed on the fourth tile from the bridge, slightly into the opposite lane. He can also stall grounded units when placed right at the bridge. He will pull them towards him while deploying, and then be untargetable by them when he jumps over the bridge. After landing, he will pull them back. This can be useful when the player needs to deal damage in the same lane they are defending. It will also help separate troops behind a tank in a large push. A Tornado placed on the second tile front of the player's King's Tower and staggered two tiles towards the Princess Tower will activate it without any damage dealt to the Princess Tower, helping them in defending future pushes. This can also be a method of mitigating all damage dealt to a Princess Tower, but doing this more than three times may result in the King's Tower's health being low enough to be targeted directly, opening up the possible threat of a back door three crown. A better alternative is to pull the Hog away from the Princess Tower into the attacking range of all three Crown Towers, which will negate all damage as long as none of them are already distracted A very powerful combo is the Hog Rider, the Musketeer, and the Valkyrie, typically referred to as the Trifecta. The Musketeer will defend against most troops, while the Valkyrie can protect her and the Hog Rider from swarms or high damage units. The Hog Rider is used to deal damage to the tower. This can be effectively countered by Lightning, one-shotting the Musketeer and severely damaging both the Valkyrie and Hog Rider. The Minion Horde is also effective, but the enemy can Zap them and the Musketeer will one-shot them all. Even if the Musketeer is defeated, the Hog Rider and Valkyrie will have enough time to severely damage the Tower. The Hog Rider should be placed behind the Valkyrie to give it a boost so that it stays in front of the Hog Rider, protecting it. A Hog Rider combined with a Goblin Barrel can be awkward for the opponent to defend against. Timing it so that the Hog Rider is tanking the tower shots for the Goblins is the most effective way to deal damage. However, a Barbarian Barrel can shut this down with minimal Tower damage for a positive Elixir trade, as long as the Goblin Barrel was placed directly on the Tower. Pairing the Hog Rider with the Balloon can deal devastating damage. If executed properly, the Hog Rider will act as a tank while the Balloon threatens to deal massive damage. The Hog Rider can also destroy any buildings attempting to slow down the combo. However, this combo is very vulnerable to swarms and anti-air cards as neither of the troops target anything but buildings. Additionally, they are easy to separate, due to the disparity in move speeds. Alternatively, the Hog Rider and the Balloon can be played in different lanes to spread the opponent's defenses thin. However, a building or Tornado can bring them back together for an easier defense. The Hog Rider can be paired with the Lumberjack as both a swarm bait and damage combo. It is a very fast combo with an extremely high damage output potential, so the enemy will likely try to counter it with a swarm. If this happens, use a spell like Arrows to render the opponent defenseless. If they manage to defeat the Lumberjack, the dropped Rage will make the Hog Rider even more dangerous than it normally is. A fast and deadly combination is the Hog Rider and Mini P.E.K.K.A. combo. Both units are fast but the Mini P.E.K.K.A. does much more damage and does not attack only buildings so the Mini P.E.K.K.A. can deal with troops like the Executioner and Musketeer. However, this combo can be defeated with swarms like Skeleton Army, which will defeat both of them since neither of them can deal area damage. They are also unable to target air troops, so the Minion Horde can stop this easily. A risky play is to deploy the Hog Rider at the bridge as soon as the match starts. If the opponent does not react fast enough, the Hog Rider will deal a significant amount of damage to the Princess Tower. This can also allow the player to quickly scout the opponent's deck if they happen to react to him fast enough

Nice, I play this one too. Wish it was on mobile too though, seems silly that it isn't.

YAYYY 2M SUBS

DF, if you count Slugs, then yes, Slimes are real.

Slimes can be found in the real world but they don't quite live up to their fantasy counterpart

we dont talk about that indiana jones movie

I've seen this game already its great

The game has a critical flaw. if you equip, unequip and equip again an item with "X to all stats" bonus, Your stats will increase from thin air. Just spam right click the item for free stats.