The Harry Potter Skirmishes
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6 жыл бұрынJK Rowling's first-hand account of the internet's campaigned to spoil the final 2 Harry Potter books.
(This video is pretty much all spoilers. Don't watch if you haven't clocked all the Harry Potter games yet.)
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@matthewsawczyn6592 4 жыл бұрын
No one cared to spoil Cursed Child
@yerlocalpeanutdealer795 4 жыл бұрын
We can now because of the movie, but its kinda too late.
@meh23p 4 жыл бұрын
They did, actually. Because of how shitty it was.
@renobutters 3 жыл бұрын
Wikipedia spoiled it for me!
@DonVigaDeFierro 3 жыл бұрын
It was spoiled from the beginning.
@renobutters 3 жыл бұрын
@@DonVigaDeFierro Harry Potter and the spoiled child?
@tundyt2631 4 жыл бұрын
I love how internet historian even makes the ads a shitpost
@arandompasserby7940 4 жыл бұрын
He's the only KZfaqr I've seen do sponsored ads that aren't painfully cringe - they keep in the style of the rest of the video, are self-aware enough to be almost a parody while not demeaning the product and, most importantly, are fun, unique and creative! Don't get me wrong, while I completely see why someone would do a sponsored ad, it seems to go hand in hand with either sell-outs, or it happens when people change their content and become less unique and funny (seen JonTron lately?) However, when someone (like Internet Historian) accepts a sponsoorship and then puts work and effort back into it to make it something more than just an advertisement that the audience can enjoy as a skit, then heg, I'd say that's hardly selling out!
@Saicofake 4 жыл бұрын
Is it allowed though? Wouldnt they want the ads to be shown in a better light?
@arandompasserby7940 4 жыл бұрын
@@Saicofake Just him saying "EA had no part in it" is the best selling point you can have on your product. But the fact that he has fun with it and is creative with what he does is appreciated
@knightofthenorth926 4 жыл бұрын
@@Saicofake he's been doing it long enough, they should know what to expect
@dirtyASSS 4 жыл бұрын
@@knightofthenorth926 ea wasn't involved at all I cried from laughing
@IsolatedFreedom_ 2 жыл бұрын
I still can't believe that Dobby snapped Nevilles neck in book six
@nickrezzonico4846 Жыл бұрын
Tell that to Neville's snapped neck
@justanoman6497 Жыл бұрын
This is obviously a lie, Dobby have no motivation to do something like that. He's a nice guy really, he even let Draco live after snapping the neck of Lucius.
@RoloT007 11 ай бұрын
@@justanoman6497Dobby was clearly pushed to his breaking point and took it out on Neville.
@malikoniousjoe 6 ай бұрын
I still can’t believe Haggrid burned down the Weesly Household with Ron’s parents and estranged cousins inside
@m35926 6 ай бұрын
And then proceeded to feast on his corpse
@hubachecka 2 жыл бұрын
Kid in our class spoiled Cedrics death. People made plans to make him disappear the next morning
@cynicat74 Жыл бұрын
They can't have been very good plans if he's still alive. Do better next time smh
@nokiagt Жыл бұрын
@@cynicat74 how do you know hes alive
@korhol2065 Жыл бұрын
@@cynicat74 wait, who’s the kid’s name anyway?
@Dafuqinator7 Жыл бұрын
@@korhol2065 Finger, probably.
@TheJotaroKujo Жыл бұрын
In my class everyone made fun of this one kid for being a nerd. So when Order Of The Phoenix came out he made full use of his bookworm abilites (he read the whole thing in a couple of days. The rest of us kids needed A LOT more time with that book) and spoiled us all with Sirius Black's death. Looking back at it his revenge was more than justified. The poor kid got even more hate after that. Then of course we spoiled other classes about Sirius' death, unleashing a devastating chain, whole school got spoiled. It was brutal. Kids are terrible. Can't help but look back at those days fondly, though.
@BL4D3RUNN3R0M3N 4 жыл бұрын
"Malfoy lives, actually" Idk why that made me laugh so much. Such a limp spoiler. Lmao
@Jesse-yo7uw 4 жыл бұрын
I think it was a popular theory that Voldemort was going to kill Malfoy in book 7. So popular that saying he lives is a spoiler
@engineeredaccess6026 4 жыл бұрын
Legofett is cool, actually.
@khabibarmageddon7743 4 жыл бұрын
@@engineeredaccess6026 I know I am late, but fucking oof
@MichaelVitello 4 жыл бұрын
Limp, like the tiny dicks of everyone who was offended. THIS WAS FUCKING AWESOME
@cheekloins4126 4 жыл бұрын
MichaelVitello pre-teen alert
@kertchu 5 жыл бұрын
Guys I stole the copy of Harry Potter and the unbelievable plot twists that change everything and it says that they are all gay
@discountdrdoom6933 5 жыл бұрын
@@calicosun53 harry has a gay pride symbol on his thigh
@3b9x 5 жыл бұрын
>be dumbledore >plot twist: ur straight
@supercool1312 5 жыл бұрын
calDragon345 and that toilets dont exist in hogwarts, and people masturbate in the room of requirement
@supercool1312 5 жыл бұрын
W0Y4K malfoy IS a trap
@supercool1312 5 жыл бұрын
Tessa Calico hermione has breast cancer
@knowlegablesalmon7963 Жыл бұрын
Talk about small world; that dude who drove past shouting spoilers is the same dude that went apeshit on Twitter because people spoiled End Game for him - and people found out he did this from THIS video. Lol.
@steveluna1627 11 ай бұрын
Good riddance
@thatonecookie242 Ай бұрын
whats his name?
@sbevexlr848 Ай бұрын
Lol who was he??
@user-hr2zy7ct8h 3 жыл бұрын
"They were posting spoilers" >"Hagrid seduces Hermine in the PS2 game" thread
@azizabdul8914 Жыл бұрын
which game
@richardomilos8686 3 жыл бұрын
I was a part of the gamblers and i can say that dumbledore's death was the easiest 50 bucks i have ever made.
@04whim 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, it was so predictable that you did have to bet 55 bucks to get that.
@greghannibal 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. it was pretty obvious. The mentor character ALWAYS dies.
@Couch_Banana 3 жыл бұрын
@@greghannibal Not always. Chiron from Percy Jackson is still alive.
@serotonin.scavenger 3 жыл бұрын
@@Couch_Banana Eh, Riordan's fantasy monsters basically just respawn anyway.
@seamusdoyle4884 3 жыл бұрын
@@Couch_Banana Percy Jackson is a piece of crap.
@fuzzface8252 4 жыл бұрын
I actually saw that "Dumbledore dies on page 596" billboard in person, and my reaction was: "who is dumbledore?"
@georgewilson7432 4 жыл бұрын
It's a marvelous tingly feelings seiing people slapfighting over stuff you don't care.
@tylerlackey1175 4 жыл бұрын
@@georgewilson7432 I've seen people in this very comment section who'd be willing to murder another person because they spoiled a possible ending to their shitty childrens movie franchise
@knight1706 4 жыл бұрын
Tyler Lackey hating on something others love is the most childish thing possible.
@tylerlackey1175 4 жыл бұрын
@@knight1706 yes my fellow human consume product and then get excited for next product
@Ebionarius 4 жыл бұрын
@@tylerlackey1175 So.. aren't we allowed to enjoy anything in life then?
@MegaMechaBasilix442 2 жыл бұрын
"Malfoy lives actually" had me in hysterics
@skilfan Жыл бұрын
I worked at a book distribution warehouse back then and that book was under lock and key in a cage with razor wire on top. Definitely no joke back then.
@djull2204 3 жыл бұрын
The true spoiler : Enoby kills Dumblidore with a gun given by Volrdremore.
@denke2680 3 жыл бұрын
*Eboby
@meepom774 3 жыл бұрын
Take my like, but know you deserve much more
@tspoon772 3 жыл бұрын
Take my spleen and children
@bernardoheusi6146 3 жыл бұрын
Obi Wan Enoby
@ayeyeyeyeyeyeye4329 3 жыл бұрын
Bro I laughed so hard at this
@PixelManiaProductions 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes, my favorite Harry Potter character, Obama the Hedgehog.
@someweirdo8380 3 жыл бұрын
I was so sad when he died
@TheCarolfarrell 3 жыл бұрын
@œ the book he was introduced was my favourite
@gfoog3911 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheCarolfarrell book 2,008 was my favorite
@pierrebegley2746 3 жыл бұрын
@@someweirdo8380 Yeah... We never even got to find out his last name.
@1tomuch876 2 жыл бұрын
Classic
@Badchi 2 жыл бұрын
She herself had spoiled Dumbledore's death many years before, saying how frustrated she was with that character because nothing can move forward with an omnipotent all wise all powerful father figure looming over the book like a damocles's sword and that she wanted to do something to him.
@cynicat74 Жыл бұрын
That really says a lot about her writing "skills" if she writes a character into a dead-end that quickly.
@Badchi Жыл бұрын
@@cynicat74 I agree completely
@asdfasdf-mn8iu Жыл бұрын
@@cynicat74 I mean, first book was a collection of stories she told her children for bedtime. And it shows. If you set your universe on the foundation of a child's story that was never supposed to go beyond a maximum of 3 books, you can create a story that's pretty wholesome and exciting, like the first book is. But that comes at the price of inconsistency later on if you change stuff up.
@keigoftw Жыл бұрын
True, but something authors sometimes forget: there are many significantly more interesting things you can do besides simply killing a character you need out of your story for a bit. They can develop a health condition. They can retire. The thing that makes them inconvenient can slowly (or suddenly if you do it right) be changed. In this case, she could have brought him down to reality, where sometimes you can do nothing & you just have to live with it. That is arguably a more powerful message than death and one that we needed more than a way to process mortality. A way to process failure.
@erihgioqe3798 Жыл бұрын
The real spoiler was hidden under everyone's noses all along
@adjoint_functor 2 жыл бұрын
6:05; fun fact, J.K. wanted to write _Harry Potter and the Unbelievable Plot Twists that Change Everything_ so bad that she actually wrote out all the plot twists individually on Twitter edit: this author does not condone homophobia nor transphobia, and is actually pansexual and non-binary themself. just wanted to make that clear after reading the replies. grow up, y'all.
@Boodoo4You 2 жыл бұрын
Harry Potter And The Progressive Pandering Pandemonium
@simanolastname2399 2 жыл бұрын
@@Boodoo4You (and then becoming a TERF and making fucking everyone hate her)
@lurksnitchtongue8986 2 жыл бұрын
@@Boodoo4You except when it comes to TIMs, for some reason.
@kanoy7817 2 жыл бұрын
@@Boodoo4You J.K Rowling was the progressive darling *until she wasn't*
@PriestessofGenbu Жыл бұрын
Makes sense if you think about it. The real one flew off into space with the final book and we are stuck with weird Rowling clone that really needed a bit more time to cook and a cardboard Big Ben. :/
@MurasakiTsukimaru 4 жыл бұрын
Xavier: What is your power? Rowling: I can retroactively change the race and sexuality of fictional characters Gay Mexican Xavier: Interesting
@sackofpeas2470 4 жыл бұрын
"It's X'mam!"
@gwelch399 4 жыл бұрын
MurasakiTsukimaru under appreciated comment
@hirokjyotideka5571 4 жыл бұрын
*Javier
@T2G-DJT 4 жыл бұрын
MurasakiTsukimaru Wow it’s almost as if this is a joke essentially stolen from elsewhere
@roo2385 4 жыл бұрын
Gay Mexican Javier: Interesante.
@Delusia 6 жыл бұрын
"malfoy lives, actually"
@MaskedZoo 6 жыл бұрын
The only thing about the books I didn't like.
@asdfasdfasdfasdfasd3534 6 жыл бұрын
mouth boy
@germie6746 6 жыл бұрын
god words cannot describe how fucking pissed i would have been if he died without a redemption arc
@marsim5744 6 жыл бұрын
I mean he didnt try to kill him like crabbe and if malfoy didnt die his mother would have gave him out while she was checking him after voldemort “killed him”.
@bryanchu5379 6 жыл бұрын
When I was younger I actually thought it was "Mouse Boy"
@p1ish Жыл бұрын
"Malfoy lives actually" is incredibly funny.
@ANIMAL.LOVERS.DONT.EAT.ANIMALS 2 жыл бұрын
I actually got spoiled for the book in the most wholesome way possible. I was a little girl having a sleepover and i woke up in the middle of the night to my friend quietly crying over her book. i sleepily said "whats wrong lauren?" and she said "id tell you but i dont want to spoil the book for you in case you read it". i told her her crying was more important to me and that i probably was never gonna be able to read all the books anyway cause i was too little. she protested for a bit but then said "yknow dumbledore from harry potter? he gets killed by snape and its really sad". i was like "omg no way thats insane" and i hugged her and went back to sleep. her telling me that spoiler was actually what inspired me to push through and read it all because i wanted to know how the story could possibly come to that conclusion. i was sad it got spoiled but also glad it happened in that way and that it got me to read the books.
@absinthe4969 2 жыл бұрын
that's so sweet omg
@julioroca1672 Жыл бұрын
That's how I actually started watching some series: by seeing some spoiler and see how the fuck did they end there. Case in point: TTGL. Spoilers: I wanted to know how the fuck a mech was larger than the observable universe. Also, the scene was hype as fuck.
@bait5257 Жыл бұрын
Bruh
@spooderman6312 Жыл бұрын
that's so adorable, you didn't care about spoilers and just wanted to be there for your friend, aww
@mackielunkey2205 Жыл бұрын
“Mommy? Why are you crying?” “I’m sorry, honey, Snape killed Dumbledore.”
@HoppingSkipper 4 жыл бұрын
"Attention shoppers" I just died.
@orugacrest 4 жыл бұрын
what a rotten way to die
@mando9364 4 жыл бұрын
I honestly give extra points to the guy for going the extra mile with the megaphone. That shows commitment to your trolling there.
@youtubehasbigcringe 4 жыл бұрын
Reinardeth Zeroeth lip smack
@ButterBoyism 4 жыл бұрын
I'm just left trying to piece together just how he and anyone else would ever think it'd be a good idea to do something like that in person. I kinda get malicious and cruel behaviour online because you can dehumanise your victims and get a kick out of kicking a "thing" to the ground. But you'd have to be pretty socially stunted to not feel guilty over actively walking up to a group of people and ruining their joy. It may just be me, but if I was daft enough to do something like that I'd fall apart the second I saw the anger and sadness on the faces of the people I'd just fucked over. It's basic human decency.
@youtubehasbigcringe 4 жыл бұрын
Wolfie cringe
@bazza19 4 жыл бұрын
The ironic thing is this video just spoiled Final Fantasy 7 for me
@MikeKnight009 4 жыл бұрын
@Roy Sunshine Bro FF7 has been out for almost 20+ years, even more reason people should know already 😂
@defmore5099 3 жыл бұрын
how? it didn't spoil that cloud has personality disorder and just copies zack who is aerith's actual boyfriend. it also doesn't spoil that cloud killed sephiroth 5 years prior to the story. and the main thing it didn't spoil is tifa knew all about it but selected to just keep her mouth shut and lie to everyone and keep clouds charade alive.
@bazza19 3 жыл бұрын
@@defmore5099 it was a joke, relax
@pravinrao3669 3 жыл бұрын
Well thank you i did not know that the scene was from final fantasy 7. Now i am also spoiled. Well it doesn't matter cause i would have never played it anyway. My rig is shit and i am poor
@gurglingcrowd7758 3 жыл бұрын
Tbh you have a profile picture of jarjar so you had it coming
@zekemaelstrom 2 жыл бұрын
Holy crap I didn't realize how lucky I was to read these books with no spoilers.
@meyr1992 Жыл бұрын
how lucky i was to not be interested in that nonsense
@utoobisgarbage5210 10 ай бұрын
@@meyr1992 You must be very fun and popular. I bet everyone in your life likes you for the cunt you're =)
@vojnov9885 10 ай бұрын
@@meyr1992 And yet here you are
@meyr1992 10 ай бұрын
@@vojnov9885 here i am, still not interested
@Mordalon 9 ай бұрын
@@meyr1992 looks like the opposite to me.
@Kevin-jb2pv 2 жыл бұрын
I like how the last book is almost intentionally harder to spoil in a few words lmao.
@doodelbopgames 5 жыл бұрын
no one: JK. rowling: internet historian is black and gay
@Rhlgull1331 5 жыл бұрын
What is she, a 2007 troll?
@empty5799 5 жыл бұрын
Rhlgull the pool is closed
@Zixias 5 жыл бұрын
Zx1 TheRedNinja 1 second ago so I really am going to hell for this: there iss an 8th book (kinda) theres a play in London called "Harry Potter and the cursed child" well.... dracos son and harrys son are best friends and its pretty good lol no spoilers here but def check it out
@lordswaggity1213 5 жыл бұрын
@@Zixias book's been out for a while so it's ok I guess
@gabrielklem48 5 жыл бұрын
@@Zixias I'm sorry but that book wasn't good at all imo.
@jackabsolute5525 5 жыл бұрын
Harry becomes a vampire and Malfoy gets it on with Enoby.
@samuelG009 5 жыл бұрын
Jack Absolute lol
@helloitsmewhydoihavetofill9317 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha
@personwhoishereiguess3814 5 жыл бұрын
And Vlsemint kills Draco at a Good Charlotte concert
@lordfriedrick7911 5 жыл бұрын
And Ebony dark'ness dementia raven way ( i had to see the video to rewrite the name ) has sex with Harry and Malfoy... At the same time!!! Dun dun duuuuun! Ok i'm gonna stop
@dearratboy6326 5 жыл бұрын
tag your fucking my immortal spoilers
@DoobieKeebler 10 ай бұрын
I will forever remember that "Snape kills Dumbledore!" Followed by the silliest, British lady cry into the passing night sky of: "NeeEOooOoOOoooo!!"
@CarlsGravy 3 жыл бұрын
3 years later and I've only just noticed that in the thumbnail Big Ben flying into space is also a joint for minimum opacity Potter. Truly, this is art.
@DerCrawlerVomUrAnus 4 жыл бұрын
The essence of the internet right here: Let's ruin everything for everyone.
@asterixobelix20 4 жыл бұрын
Change internet to humanity.
@StormBurnX 3 жыл бұрын
The irony of someone with a brony icon saying this does not escape me
@user-pl7ch9lo1g 3 жыл бұрын
spoiling a book does not ruin it but actually increases the enjoyment of reading it. People worrying about spoilers make it hard for them selves by themselves
@DerCrawlerVomUrAnus 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-pl7ch9lo1g I can't say I agree. I've spoiled myself many times at show I looked forward to watching and it didn't make them more fun to watch.
@user-pl7ch9lo1g 3 жыл бұрын
@@DerCrawlerVomUrAnus how would you tell if it is more fun or not if you only have the experience of watching it with it being spoiled to you? You have nothing to compare it to
@almostkentish3042 3 жыл бұрын
You gotta love how polite that Londoner was. "Attention shoppers!" He's not just gonna yell, he's gonna let everyone know he has an important announcement.
@littleboo2002 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, by saying "Attention Shoppers" people would listen up more, than if someone just randomly screamed Snape killed Dumbledore. Every time I'm in a store I don't pay attention to the intercom, but if I hear attention shoppers, I stop doing what I'm doing to listen.
@darsure3006 3 жыл бұрын
@@littleboo2002 How can we further break down the genius of this brilliantly executed and flawlessly planned attack on the system? Honestly we should be paying these guys for fighting the good fight...all I want to know is how we can ensure shit like this happens more and more often, for less and less of a reason. We will make this place untenable no matter how long it takes!
@thunderball11111 3 жыл бұрын
@@darsure3006 I like your goals, I make sure to ruin things that seem important and make unimportant things better whenever I can. It makes the world seem better.
@almostkentish3042 3 жыл бұрын
@@thunderball11111 agreed
@enderan647 3 жыл бұрын
He's not polite enough. Should've been "Good evening ladies and gentlemen"
@wahidtrynaheghugh260 2 жыл бұрын
I remember my sister hysterically crying when dumbledore died and my parents had to go console her.
@basiliska Жыл бұрын
my dad got me the book right before i shipped off to summer camp on an island for 3 weeks. no phones, no internet, and a bunch of people were reading it but i never got spoiled :)
@Chromaggia 4 жыл бұрын
Harry Potter and the Cursed Child was J.K. Rowling’s revenge for our wrongdoings
@KiomonDuck 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody stole an early copy of that.
@knicknevin9975 4 жыл бұрын
@@KiomonDuck Nobody wanted to
@hylbertvonmayhem6562 4 жыл бұрын
Apart from the fact that Hermione's skin color is change, it's not that bad (?)
@ungovernableevilmonger4660 4 жыл бұрын
I thought making Dumbledore gay was the punishment for our sins.
@asterixobelix20 4 жыл бұрын
I thought Harry and Ginny's children's names were punishment enough.... I mean JFC.
@skrrrrrrrrt 5 жыл бұрын
The ending is obviously fake I mean, clear skies in London?!
@blackshirts_and_breads 4 жыл бұрын
Heavy artillery pieces are instruments AAAAAAHHHHHH
@mary_lovescats8213 4 жыл бұрын
WOT ???
@lennysummers6519 4 жыл бұрын
what's London?
@meezo9980 4 жыл бұрын
@@lennysummers6519 idk man, seems like a part of moscow in texas
@funnyx8307 4 жыл бұрын
Fr
@ShadowAkatora 3 жыл бұрын
ah, the old "Snape kills Dumbledore" I remember people spamming this in Orgrimmar.
@KageMinowara 3 жыл бұрын
I remember LittleKuribo making it into a joke in YuGiOh Abridged.
@Cchen-ec9tk 3 жыл бұрын
I still remember the day when my pastor spoiled the entire bible for me, "he died for our sins" he said, wow great the magical homeless guy gets killed, by his own friend, and he fucking told me who did it too, now I'll never go to church again. "it's like a 2000-year-old book dude", okay so? I was still having fun with it until he spoiled it.
@Miguelproductions100 Жыл бұрын
"The magical homeless guy" made me spit out my drink, you wonderful bastard
@Greekay Жыл бұрын
🙄
@arcozako1234 Жыл бұрын
I hate it when they spoil the Bible for me like omfg 🙄
@msstarlight4770 Жыл бұрын
Best comment that I've read, in a long time. Thanks. : ) 👍👍😄
@SHinierthennyourforehead 8 ай бұрын
``magical homeless guy'' you aren't speaking about Jesus Christ , right? Jesus Christ wasn't homeless either , he worked as a carpenter.
@dr.deadpool5959 5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: JK Rowling: the chamber of secrets was actually a bdsm dungeon
@cractor6307 5 жыл бұрын
I mean, it WAS in the bathroom of little girls, and there was a giant snake.
@niharbehere1584 5 жыл бұрын
I’m not going to like this to avoid being like number 666
@nejinaji 5 жыл бұрын
Actually it was a gender neutral bathroom
@gebbygeb3547 5 жыл бұрын
@@niharbehere1584 ur way past it now :D
@aj7789 5 жыл бұрын
@Xyre154 Woah now. I'm preeeetty sure the basilisk wasn't THAT big.
@legogamer1472 3 жыл бұрын
Is the 8th book were everyone turns gay and black?
@xzenitramx666 3 жыл бұрын
And none binary also the must powerfull wizards ate from the Perúvian academy, that last one is not a joke actually.
@mrsauceman5721 3 жыл бұрын
Harry Potter And The Spell That Turned Everyone Into Minorities.
@willisbronze9984 3 жыл бұрын
Mr Sauceman Villain will now be Old Fat White Capitalist Man
@mrsauceman5721 3 жыл бұрын
@@willisbronze9984 And instead of Harry Potter we have an Asian black trans gay woman with 20 botox surgeries.
@ceu160193 3 жыл бұрын
@@mrsauceman5721 And instead of magic, Hogwarts now teaches you to be tolerant, while harassing muggles.
@quacktac Жыл бұрын
It's happening again! People are brigading Hogwarts Legacy streams with game spoilers.
@tuuresarolahti6247 3 жыл бұрын
4:57 Dude The page number too
@broly1059 6 ай бұрын
Bro literally looks like a peasant from a medieval world wtf are those purple rags he's wearing
@TheTeremaster 5 жыл бұрын
The West: forums shut down over concerns of spoilers China: Man beaten into a coma for spoiling endgame
@DinosaaaarGaming 5 жыл бұрын
Did the latter happen?
@cyrusthegreat7472 4 жыл бұрын
@@DinosaaaarGaming yes
@jeffstut55 4 жыл бұрын
The only acceptable way to treat people who spoil
@OrphanHart 4 жыл бұрын
Good. Honestly, most of those people going out there screaming at a large crowd SHOULD have been beaten by that crowd. They knew the risks and got lucky all they got were mean stares.
@marcussmithwick6326 4 жыл бұрын
@@OrphanHart pEoPlE WhO SpOiL sHoUlD bE bEaTEn 🤡
@OysterCupcake 4 жыл бұрын
When it's reveled the Spanish Inquisition kills them all after the last book.
@liamcolbert7876 4 жыл бұрын
wow, i didnt expect that
@vsquared6114 4 жыл бұрын
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition
@OysterCupcake 4 жыл бұрын
@@vsquared6114 Took the words outta my mouth.
@thespanishinquisition2240 4 жыл бұрын
Damn right bitch boiz
@boogalooboys7800 4 жыл бұрын
Damn what a great fucking spoiler, you disgust me, I was looking forward for book 8 of Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Traffic Of Slaves
@quartzossie Жыл бұрын
Ah, time is a circle.
@Thellosallowarse 3 жыл бұрын
Here is a story for you. I worked at Barns and Noble. I worked in the back in receiving. When it was time for the third book. We had armed security. An armored truck brought the books to the back. It backed up when I was out compacting the cardboard. Finished, I walked back into the store through the one back receiving door and asked my manager if we had anymore palettes to dump and the rent a guard pulled his gun a foot from me, pointed it at my face, and started screaming and shouting at me. In shock I stood there not sure what to do until it took him being stopped by my manager telling him I worked there. I almost got shot because of harry potter.
@iratepirate3896 3 жыл бұрын
God bless the United States of America
@Kydos37 3 жыл бұрын
"Here is a fictional story for you." FTFY.
@TheRealW.S.Foster 2 жыл бұрын
Shit bro, thankfully he didn't. Did you quit after, because I would've if I had a gun drawn on me like that, security guard or no.
@minupakumarasinghe3913 2 жыл бұрын
And then everyone clapped
@AndrewBarsky 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if you would have been shot? The backlash would have been like an atom bomb
@littleboo2002 3 жыл бұрын
My sister didn't want any spoilers of Book 6, but I hadn't read it yet. So I didn't know any of the spoilers. I remember lying on my bed and my sister stomps in and said "CRYSTAL RUINED THE BOOK FOR ME! SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!" She was so angry and then left...She didn't want anyone to ruin it for her...but was fine to come into my room knowing I still didn't read it.
@ghostlyowl2302 3 жыл бұрын
If it's ruined for her, she's gonna ruin if for you.
@littleboo2002 3 жыл бұрын
@@ghostlyowl2302 Yup, exactly.
@Mario-us7ds 3 жыл бұрын
That's just the way it has to be. I got spoiled that Stark died in endgame, so the very next day I wrote it on the whiteboard at my uni.
@mullinsgames1271 3 жыл бұрын
martyrdorm: drop a live grenade when killed.
@LocalDiscordCatgirl 3 жыл бұрын
@@Mario-us7ds literally every high school assigned reading we had, nobody would antagonise me because they knew that I’d spoil the book. The English teacher loved it, because everyone who cared about the book read it so I couldn’t spoil it on them.
@InciniumVGC 3 жыл бұрын
My god the spoilers were so bad I remember avoiding the entire internet and downloading a PDF of Deathly Hallows that had been ripped from online and just reading it from start to finish as fast as possible so that I could avoid spoilers. It worked, successfully avoided all spoilers.
@sheepsfeather3159 3 жыл бұрын
Hilariously, I avoided spoilers by total accident. I received my copy as a birthday gift so I never went to a bookstore to get it to begin with. Also, I was a shitty elementary school kid so I wasn't aware enough of the internet community to get spoiled that way.
@donnydont 3 жыл бұрын
ATTENTION READER: SNAPE DIES
@sheepsfeather3159 3 жыл бұрын
@@donnydont NANI!? Gwaaahhhh--
@andrewpellom1761 3 жыл бұрын
Spoilers are still bad for most popular forms of media. I can never understand why people get joy out of ruining other people's fun.
@sheepsfeather3159 3 жыл бұрын
@@andrewpellom1761 I think very few people are arguing that spoilers are good or desired in this case. But the reality is that spoilers _exist_ . The question is essentially as follows: _given_ that spoilers exist whether you like it or not, how do you respond/what does it mean for you?
@owlroseproductions8876 Жыл бұрын
Time for part 2 I guess
@AbdulWahid-bq3tw Жыл бұрын
and thus, history doomed to repeat once more
@9f81rsd00 5 жыл бұрын
"EA wasn't involved at all." *SOLD*
@fders938 4 жыл бұрын
Bethesda's B Team is the lead developer.
@iwakeupandboomimarat 4 жыл бұрын
*NOT SOLD*
@dannydorito2954 6 жыл бұрын
How in holy Horcrux did you get ahold of her PRIVATE footage.
@JahgotMoney25 6 жыл бұрын
Danny Dorito who knows 🤔
@Paperminte 5 жыл бұрын
Do not mess with weaponized autism 😤😤👌👌
@Scatmanseth 5 жыл бұрын
The same way Hillary Clinton's emails leaked: by people being stupid with computers.
@mcnuggieguy 5 жыл бұрын
100 dollar bounty
@raviothethief8292 5 жыл бұрын
Danny Dorito 4chan can get anything
@PastaAivo 3 жыл бұрын
I've watched this video numerous times over the years, yet just now I realized those books at 3:20 are definitely not what I thought they were.
@therevelator31 Жыл бұрын
I watched this a while ago and I’m glad I forgot most of the spoilers in this video because I just finished watching the whole series
@Alzter0 5 жыл бұрын
JK Rowling got her revenge by sending all these unwanted tweets about Harry Potter.
@DoomNeb 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe she's the ultimate troll after all
@patricktsai2303 4 жыл бұрын
She’s jk
@MissMadeleineSwann 6 жыл бұрын
Can confirm that everyone in England has a Big Ben rocket
@MissMadeleineSwann 6 жыл бұрын
Alexander Reiss thanks Mr Inquisition!
@legoware 6 жыл бұрын
Madeleine Swann I live in england too. I have a big ben rocket standing in my backyard.
@MissMadeleineSwann 6 жыл бұрын
Jason Rasmussen of course!
@jackulfson7785 6 жыл бұрын
Both of these things can be used as a euphemism.
@brycewoolever6581 6 жыл бұрын
Madeleine Swann so you all have a bell-shaped rocket? Because big ben is the bell, not the clocktower.
@CannibalLecter Жыл бұрын
For the tens of thousands of years that humans have existed, I was lucky enough to have been born in the same timeline as Internet Historian
@vakapont Жыл бұрын
some things never change
@baconsir1159 4 жыл бұрын
“Malfoy lives actually” The saddest one of them all
@NapalmWeed 2 жыл бұрын
At least he redeemed himself, plus he was in an abusive family, that's why he was a dick.
@arcozako1234 Жыл бұрын
Fr
@DonutOperator 6 жыл бұрын
Please make another drunk video
@chason935 6 жыл бұрын
Donut Operator 🍩
@neves6867 6 жыл бұрын
Donut Oh shit waddup man
@dpwellman 6 жыл бұрын
@Donut Operator Hey. . . need more Bingo, man. Thanks.
@erkergul 6 жыл бұрын
I love you dude, loves from Turkey.
@robotbjorn4952 6 жыл бұрын
Small world
@leofreaking 2 жыл бұрын
I'm kind of relieved, I wasn't really online when I read HP or came across those spoiling fuckers. Still managed to get spoiled about the end of book 7, when my classmate - who I've just said to, that I haven't finished it yet - just blasts it out, like it's nothing. Not even with evil intent, just out of annoyence about Harry being a Horcrux and getting "killed and surviving". But man, those Spoi Boys are fucking assholes!
@Jade_1872 2 жыл бұрын
‘Malfoy lives actually’ is my favorite part
@Cyranek 6 жыл бұрын
feels like yesterday
@AzimuthSolutions 6 жыл бұрын
Top 5 dogs.
@AzimuthSolutions 6 жыл бұрын
Oh, your channel is pretty Gucci by the way!
@Agate717 6 жыл бұрын
Jerkingoffwithabeltsander Jerkingoffwithabeltsander hot
@isaacprivette142 6 жыл бұрын
ayyy donkey :)
@Hugo_Golden 5 жыл бұрын
Oh hey bb x
@sci_pain3409 6 жыл бұрын
J.K Rowling dies in Harry Potter: The Plot Twist That Changes Everything.
@tadpolegaming4510 5 жыл бұрын
Lol I'd go buy the books right now if she had
@wesleyhunt7599 5 жыл бұрын
I thought JK WAS Harry Potter though.
@govys85 5 жыл бұрын
J.K is harry's grand daughter
@mondelsson 5 жыл бұрын
The plot twist is that she never wrote them in the first day.
@tasertag7513 5 жыл бұрын
Have I seen you before?
@jacobsaquato4168 2 жыл бұрын
Remember when endgame came out and people found and beat the shit out of people who gave spoilers? Good times
@cynicat74 Жыл бұрын
I, for one, support this new rise of petty vigilantism
@CherryAnime203 Жыл бұрын
God, I so wish this happened to these spoiler twats in the video.
@matthewjones39 Жыл бұрын
I don’t like crime, but that’s unfathomably based
@bayc3715 9 ай бұрын
Endgame had the most predictable ending anyway, I mean yeah everyone brought back to life and the heroes win, wow big shocker.
@TheYellowKing779 Жыл бұрын
Who’s going to tell him he needs a sequel
@NathanTheMan 3 жыл бұрын
The ultimate prank is saying believable spoilers that are completely fake and seeing people despair over nothing.
@vesper2032 2 жыл бұрын
Now that's something i would do
@lowkeylysemith2568 2 жыл бұрын
I 100% did this, lol.
@saranemcova5448 Жыл бұрын
In some way, seeing as things went, it was a better solution 🤣
@leeumwert9334 Жыл бұрын
I had a friend who had a kinda mental breakdown about Happy Hogan dying in the newest Spiderman
@cynicat74 Жыл бұрын
Whenever I see someone spreading spoilers, I act like it's a joke and throw in a bunch of nonsense spoilers, in the hopes that whoever's being spoiled will think we're both joking.
@dreadpiraterobertsii4420 5 жыл бұрын
“Internet and historian had an intense sexual relationship”
@collinforbleach3780 Жыл бұрын
Looking forward to the sequel to this video after a year or two with hindsight.
@thealiencommunicator Жыл бұрын
And now they've been doing it again with Hogwarts Legacy.
@theabsolutecat915 6 жыл бұрын
Spoilers: Harry is a wizard
@PrutteHans 5 жыл бұрын
Dude what the fuck.
@barbaro267 5 жыл бұрын
#&$^@&*%!!!! What the heck!!!!
@cyrusjohnson3914 5 жыл бұрын
The Lord and Saviour, Catto Christ I HAVENT READ IT YET DAMNIT
@jaedynhildebrand542 5 жыл бұрын
The Lord and Saviour, Catto Christ how could you
@anaalicia2750 5 жыл бұрын
HOW DARE YOU!?
@ThePowerofCutleries 3 жыл бұрын
Man, I really want a spiritual sequel to this video, about J.K. Rowling and the ever-growing tension between her and her audience.
@neestovekin8251 3 жыл бұрын
True!..
@shaqtaku 3 жыл бұрын
Sarah Z did a video on that
@v0rtexbeater 2 жыл бұрын
The video should be titled Harry Potter and the people it pandered to turning against it.
@Sillimant_ 2 жыл бұрын
audience? you mean the big babies that can't decide if they love or hate her and have no relationship with their fathers?
@born2biscuit 2 жыл бұрын
normal people like jk rowling its the ultra retardo liberals who hate her
@ramblinbananas888 Жыл бұрын
We've got 2-3 days to relive some nostalgia. Batteries release. Professor fig dies in all endings. Rockwood cursed Anne.
@kinocorner976 3 жыл бұрын
Someone tried ruining the book for me while I was at a book store, to bad I didn't even know what harry potter was, I was there for new copy of Mein Kumpf.
@30noir 2 жыл бұрын
It's cute that you think Mein Kumpf is a real book.
@yigitoz8387 Жыл бұрын
@@30noir what?
@cynicat74 Жыл бұрын
**SPOILERS** Hitler wasn't too fond of the Jews
@PebkioNomare 4 жыл бұрын
I like that “EA didn’t publish this” is a selling point...
@mrsauceman5721 3 жыл бұрын
You can just say that and I would consider the game.
@raddragon1373 3 жыл бұрын
The end is neigh, the final battle begins. You charge the dark lord with your allies behind you, and your enemy in front. And you strike at the dark lord and pay 60€ in order to read more. Come on guys pay me some imaginary cash and i will continue the story.
@AveragePootis 3 жыл бұрын
@@raddragon1373 gonna throw you 120 for good measure
@raddragon1373 3 жыл бұрын
@@AveragePootis The dark lord... He too is from your world. You read isekai stories full of happiness. But here, you had to watch as your friends were cut down...by this man. The dark lord doesnt dodge. And with his dying breaths he says...pay 40€ to read more.
@AveragePootis 3 жыл бұрын
@@raddragon1373 sorry, spent all of my money on (retracted)
@blerp6675 3 жыл бұрын
That one girl who screams "noooo you bitch!" Killed me
@KageMinowara 3 жыл бұрын
The "noooo!" is my favourite part of the video.
@jama211 2 жыл бұрын
What, someone having their day ruined? You sure you're not a psychopath?
@_y4020 2 жыл бұрын
@@jama211 I find it hard to view as anything worse than forgetting to brush your teeth, so if it were dark humor it wouldn't be dark or humor. It's moreso looney tunes side.
@yourbiggestfan395 2 жыл бұрын
@@_y4020 what it means to you doesn't matter when you're talking about someone else's feelings. Cool to know you value your own feelings above others.
@_y4020 2 жыл бұрын
@@yourbiggestfan395 what are you trying to tell me??
@ThePCguy17 2 жыл бұрын
Amazingly enough, I missed all of this drama despite being a huge fan. Probably helped that I didn't really know what the internet was until well after the fact because I lived in podunk nowhere, but I actually went to a midnight release in Monterey, California for the 6th book and still managed to miss the spoilers. The closest we got was someone who had gotten there earlier than us reading the first sentence in the book for me and my family. "It was nearing midnight." Yes I still remember that line to this day, despite the fact that it is the single most uninformative spoiler in history. Probably because of that actually, I was desperate for something to tell me how awesome the book was going to be and I got, "It was nearing midnight," and had to sit on that and contemplate for the next hour...and then had to share the book between my family of four who were all Potter fans and all wanted to read it first.
@ThePCguy17 Жыл бұрын
@The SNES Man I was just mad she didn't spoil more, at the time. This was before I learned the proper value of reading a story in order, though it was after I'd stopped reading the last page first to reassure myself that my favorites survived.
@SeanKula 2 жыл бұрын
Crazy remembering this as a kid. Thanks for covering this.
@JustNatax3 6 жыл бұрын
My adblock isn't working
@viorp6982 6 жыл бұрын
Yea and the add is unskippable.
@ruikirisame1744 6 жыл бұрын
the ads are evolving
@NESGlitchesRock 6 жыл бұрын
Viorp but you could easy just skip forward in the video if you don't wanna see it
@damo3923 6 жыл бұрын
Your adblock is the reason youtubers have to advertise.
@aosabi 6 жыл бұрын
Your KZfaqrs are the reason we have to AdBlock.
@youtubiu 6 жыл бұрын
Wait, Snape kills Dumboldore?
@superorangecat6937 6 жыл бұрын
No, Snape's trouser snape did.
@StudioErsatz 6 жыл бұрын
dumbolodore
@leroy92TX 6 жыл бұрын
Dumbaldork
@RicardoGonzalez-zf7ts 6 жыл бұрын
dude, come on :/ spoiler alert??
@ThatBugBehindYou 6 жыл бұрын
Lucas V. B O O M B A B Y
@FetusKing 2 жыл бұрын
The 8th book was supposed to be titled "Harry Potter and the Secret of the Ooze".
@sokka1005 3 жыл бұрын
"in the future, wars are waged online." *"THE FUTURE IS NOW OLD MAN"*
@a_literal_brick 5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: J.K. Rowling: Snape actually killed Dumbledore because he was gay and angry that Dumbledore chose Grindelwald over him
@itamarbar9580 4 жыл бұрын
1. No, and 2. Fuck you.
@seantheguy1391 4 жыл бұрын
Lulzy comment
@dfd9396 4 жыл бұрын
Smh that was so obvious waste of comment
@user-ss8kl1nv2f 4 жыл бұрын
that sounds like a plot of some fanfiction
@rangeldino2633 4 жыл бұрын
Thats weird, couldn't they have just a giant orgy then? Just everyone having the fist in someone else and then they can dance in circle.
@vampiric172 3 жыл бұрын
I like to call the cursed child the “ official fanfiction” one
@tomyrody4412 2 жыл бұрын
Also known as the Star Wars sequels
@plzleavemealone9660 Жыл бұрын
I mean, it really is. It wasn't even written by JK just approved. Seriously. I wish I could go back in time and stop the writer and JK from meeting.
@justanoman6497 Жыл бұрын
@@plzleavemealone9660 You will therein create a paradox of paradox. The retconned time turner that can change the past and cause a time paradox will allow you to do just that. But without the meeting (and the play thereof), the retconned time turner would not exist, so you can't change the past.
@Persephone01 Жыл бұрын
It was absolutely the worst stuff I ever read. I couldnt finish it!!
@vasvas8914 11 ай бұрын
My Immortal is official fanfiction, cursed child is just shite
@randomperson9390 2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes i'm able to forget a spoiler 5 seconds after reading it by blanking out my head.
@24680kong 2 жыл бұрын
My sis and I were young when Halfblood Prince was coming out. We were just starting to get on the internet and the forums and we actually thought the "Snape kills Dumbledore" spoiler was funny. I think it was the first meme we saw, and we got to experience it together. Ah, good times.
@fodaseocanal 5 жыл бұрын
"Actually, internet historian liked buttsex all along" -JK Rowling
@emblemblade9245 4 жыл бұрын
Well we all knew that about him!
@luisalbertoarenasaraya4579 4 жыл бұрын
Was he Dom or Uke?
@bobhoskins124 4 жыл бұрын
Its spelled buttsecks... dumbass
@gypsydanger1013 4 жыл бұрын
Harry Potter And The Portrait Of What Looked Like A Large Pile Of Ash was my favorite in the series.
@jordanwljable 2 жыл бұрын
It was my favorite book of the series
@amusing4me257 2 жыл бұрын
I clicked on this video thinking it was the more recent scandals lol
@drunkweebmarine9492 Жыл бұрын
My ex was on a Harry Potter roleplay site and I joined and my character used polyjuice potion to turn into other characters for sex and money. I got banned and my ex found out and got so mad
@ramblinbananas888 Жыл бұрын
That is hilarious.
@whomyouask5448 4 жыл бұрын
Don't see the Harry Potter movies. They release massive spoilers to the books
@theconductoresplin8092 4 жыл бұрын
Thats why i didn't see endgame
@theconductoresplin8092 4 жыл бұрын
@TomeOfBattle Ez a joke lad It was pretty good It couldn't top Infinity War but it was still a satisfying ending
@firehazzard8497 3 жыл бұрын
@TomeOfBattle Woah what a cool boy xdxdxd wow you are so cool not seeing the movie. you should watch it not judge a book by its cover
@DonVigaDeFierro 3 жыл бұрын
@@firehazzard8497 It was meh at best. I was expecting the heroes to fix shit on their own, but literally a Rat Ex Machina later, I was getting skeptical... That was fanservice: The movie.
@nazarboghosian 3 жыл бұрын
The Conductor Esplin idk endgame seemed kinda all over the place for me. Also it was hella too long n it had some dumb plot holes.
@Fergit_ 6 жыл бұрын
JK to re-release all books with Dumbledore renamed to Dumblegay.
@nopewipe8900 6 жыл бұрын
anxietydown SPOILER!
@willowism 6 жыл бұрын
I'd read it
@AQWicko 6 жыл бұрын
Also Hermione to shaniqua
@steadfastwhiplash1216 6 жыл бұрын
I'd rather him be renamed to Dumbledead.
@rafalsadowski 6 жыл бұрын
I think Dumbandgay has a better ring to it.
@n16161 2 жыл бұрын
I love “Malfoy lives, actually.”
@christianvaneeden7460 2 жыл бұрын
One spoiler to ruin them all.
@NatsumiMichi 4 жыл бұрын
Ah, the Spoil Wars...reminds me of last year, when one particular ending spoiler caused massive enragement. Not because of the spoiler itself this time, no. Simply because nobody really expected the ending to be that stupid. Rest in peace, GOT.
@ungovernableevilmonger4660 4 жыл бұрын
Swole kills Joel.
@alifnovaldi5195 4 жыл бұрын
@@ungovernableevilmonger4660 hoping tlou 2 leak will be the next internet historian video
@californium-2526 4 жыл бұрын
@@ungovernableevilmonger4660 Thanks for the spoilers.
@coffin7904 4 жыл бұрын
@@alifnovaldi5195 yessss
@caseblue2232 4 жыл бұрын
What ending is that?
@phoenixmight5971 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you fornusing ff6 theater music at the end. It was beautiful.
@johnleonard9102 Жыл бұрын
This has come full circle with people spoiling the story of Hogwarts Legacy because the boycott failed.
@milesium-487 Жыл бұрын
Spoiling the story was Plan B
@user-cn4qb7nr2m 6 жыл бұрын
The problem was solvable! Everyone who wanted spoilers to stop just needed to organise and start spreading lots of pseudo-spoilers with random false facts, which contradicted each other, so real spoilers would be indistinguishable from crap and loose their power. I`d like to see this absurd war..
@Marauder623 5 жыл бұрын
That's not bad... Until the book comes out. It's shit like this that stops me from going to midnight releases for anything (that, and i like my sleep)
@louie4551 5 жыл бұрын
Александр Багмутов Hey, I saw you somewhere else...
@MyWifesSon69 5 жыл бұрын
Александр Багмутов no
@nathanbruce1992 5 жыл бұрын
Korbis Barkly: last Jedi was spoiled for me literally an hour before I watched it on the first day of release on some random BBC article. Shit happens but what a loser
@Crosshill 5 жыл бұрын
draco malfoy gets harry potter pregnant
@DammitSinged 6 жыл бұрын
_S P O I B O I S_
@crowchillingpark 6 жыл бұрын
DammitSinged S P O I 🅱️ O I S
@ThePowerpointMaster 6 жыл бұрын
DammitSinged haha funny quote from the video with a change font hahah 😂👌💯💯💯
@yan008 6 жыл бұрын
We outta spoil Infinity War next and enrage mouse fanbois
@GenericInternetter 6 жыл бұрын
Yeh spoiboiiiiiiiiiiii
@OlviMasta77 5 жыл бұрын
Mix mix swirl mix!
@helpimarock66 6 ай бұрын
This reminds me of when EVERYBODY AND THEIR DOG was tweeting and commenting that Han Solo dies in "The Force Awakens" back in 2015.
@farenheit2456 2 жыл бұрын
I love how sarcastic the sponsor section is
@DannySullivanMusic 2 жыл бұрын
i know. its beautiful
@IconOfSin24148 6 жыл бұрын
Harry Potter and the Unbelievable Plot Twists That Change Everything? But isn't that out already, otherwise known as *Warhammer - The End Times?*
@russhubbard8759 6 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for Age of Harry
@jakefrost7404 6 жыл бұрын
Dumbledore is resurrected and pulls the new Primaris wizards out of his ass, pushing the bullshit meter past the red. Also, the Death Eaters open a rift that consumes half the world because lulz.
@patrickh8109 6 жыл бұрын
The Warhammer world explodes and everyone dies except for Sigmar, a space dragon and some rats who escaped on a space ship or something.
@IconOfSin24148 6 жыл бұрын
*ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BELIEVE, SIGM-HARRY*
@unconscious7219 6 жыл бұрын
*I cast fist, Voldermor*
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