I laughed progressively harder as he went on

The moment those words were said, I already knew where this was going

OH LAWD DEY COMIN'!

420th like. Ayy lmao

PepeLaugh

Jesp that and /b/ ... it’s the perfect (shit)storm

oh YES!

uh oh UH OH UH OH

I had to pause the video there in order to calm my preemptive laughter and brace for what I knew was coming.

"Unmoderated Tweets" _Dear God_ "There's more" *_NO._*

That is absolutely amazing

A reason to keep it going and create new ones. We have an affect on them, we can use this.

Makes a lot of sense. Some marketing people come from Sociology backgrounds, and that is literally the study of being a know it all of what controls the masses. When the plebs say "pashaw" back, waving away the genius so flippantly, it's gonna make some butts a little prickly. A. Littllle. Pricklay....

That's so good. Got any stories?

@@switchbladejimmy7655 Oh it just came up now and then. However, there was a conference I attended in particular where one of the marketing folks was on a panel and was speaking vehemently about it. They were saying use of "silence, brand" was abusive. That it was putting down their years of training and expertise. That the brand's voice was their voice. That they felt silenced. That it was robbing other users of joy etc. Totally batshit. But a good 75% of that room was nodding like someone was relating their horrific experience escaping the killing fields.

Lmao sucks to be him

Sounds like butt light these days

@@andyb2028 I never understood why someone would drink that piss in the first place.

Titter users prove themselves soft yet again...

Some of y'all too soft to breathe, lol. Drink whatever dogsht beer you like, who cares. Bud didn't - it's pinkwashing. Christ, sometimes you Americans really do prove you're still the same people getting biblical over mixed race water fountains.

"And then it became amazing"

@Josef and The Amazing Technicolor Lampshade see: /SG/ calling in airstrikes on ISIS for the best of the internet

@Josef and The Amazing Technicolor Lampshade 4chan is the embodiment of Chaotic Neutral.

LOL! Thats SO true!!!!!!!!!2

It was all going great. And then the gamer nation attacked.

Too much food honestly

@Guppy's Gaming Channel I think so

@Guppy's Gaming Channel either way it’s still pretty accurate

@Guppy's Gaming Channel Ahem, Yes Kimchi is fermented cabbage.

Not accurate, should be a single sesame seed

What about Mista GG's Predator Chronicles?

​@@bast4rdlyreaper unwatchable even 1 time

Right up there with RLM

fact

That'll make anyone grimace... I swear my spirit left my body 🤣

Agile2013 knew

Oh my poor naive people. Unmoderated lol

They fucked up

That they knew they fuckded up

We had that at my school, it was beautiful

"it even displays images" OH NO

@@Brainwave101 who the FUCK is getting fired for thinking this would work out

@@Brainwave101 OH YES

"All you need is one hashtag" Lord have mercy

Just sounds like 4chan

No wonder that one business anon ratted them out.

Are they really in the software develop business? I hope so cuz that amps it up to a whole new level of glorious.

​@@XxXShevampXxXthe agile method is a way of organising IT dev projects. It is meant to make work cycles more iterative, tough most companies boasting about an agile organisation tend to do a reskinned, worse waterfall. Basically, the attendees are the devs' managers.

They tried to have some panel at FabTech. The people there laughed them out of the building.

​@@scottrackley4457Really, at FabTech???

Yeah this is awesome. People in the shorts version of the video where crying about this even though it’s funny

As an advocate of agile, who also hates fart-smelling agile conferences, this also brings me unbelievable joy.

oh no seems I've slipped

what an unfortunate disaster it would be if somebody where to tear my clothes off and ravage the area

Internet: *OH YES!*

"and then even displayed images" O H N O

Brand: _Are you going to do that 4chan thing ?_ Shit Posters: *YES YES YES YES YEEEEES*

Lol

ALU ACKBAR

Generational trauma! My grandparents beat my parents and now I'm traumatized by poor parenting. Yay....

@@dean_l33 bruh 🤣

@@h.r.9563 What's that got to do with the army? They don't recruit toddlers, or teach childcare... do they?

Random Bread I literally spilled my tea mate. Noice one.

*Cthulhu

what? that's a badass name

I got a laugh outta this :)

Raid: shady lemons

"He chose... poorly."

Any publicity is good publicity

"X: Does thing Y: Does thing" This is the Arrow to the Knee joke of 2019.

None of your fucking business this is why we hate 4chan

@@braydenharris2983 Love*

Now someone needs to troll Raid: Shadow Legends

Internet historian already trolled raid shadow

What if the /b/ guy... Is the man behind the campaign?

"He could be in this very room right now!! He could be you!! He could be me!!"

They dwell in the caves of IT.

"With the most votes counted for... _batman_ "the funniest delivery ever

IH being the voice for the cult leader on wendigoon's video for the indie game Faith is just phenomenal, if haven't seen

TheLuggy His add made me low key want to try Raid Shadow leggins

@Bored Again ya that's what I figured it was. I dont blame him for the ads because it probably pays decent

His ads are art

Yeah

I can at least appreciate that he got his own sponsors instead of whining about demonetization.

And for that I couldn't be happier.

Techneip or a Spin-off

Its great right?

Polls should be considered as WMDs (Weapons of Mass Disagreement)

Huh.

Uh no it doesnt? IH literally says "making stuff up"

@@PRubin-rh4sr he said that to imply he was only referring to the stuff AFTER he said that

@@PRubin-rh4sr he said that to imply he was only referring to the stuff AFTER he said that

More like “are you going to finish that”

^updoot

Forgive them Lord, even though they knew exactly what they were doing... :P

Hi Jesus

When will you transformed into doom guy?

"someone had a very unprofessional idea" made me laugh harder than it should have.

I actually remember those threads. It was cash.

*bows head* Thank you for your service.

It's an honor to be in the presence of a combat veteran

Thank you, for all you've done for the internet.

Good sir.

Thank you for your sacrifice.

Busness

Oh im dumb

Busynes

There's no I in collaboraton

*BIG BRAIN*

I can't wait for that episode.

And the price of dogecoin went up

I love how some random guy donated all of the money he got from the stocks to Children's hospitals to buy Nintendo Switches. Meanwhile the rich bastards who're complaining would've burned it all on cars, liquor and probably a hooker or two.

@@thewhompingwampa2671 and now those hookers can't pay their rent.

@@blue04mx53 they can find other clients, they don't sign contracts, lol

I'm wondering what we will have in surprise for 2020

Well yeah, he's the Internet Historian. He historises the internet.

@Todesbewusstsein "and 4chan got involved..."

So /b/ or /pol/

@@AkinlabiStClair Not always 4chan, but there's a decent chunk of videos where that's the premise yeah. My impression is 4chan plays a major role in 10-20% of the vids? Maybe less.

Accidentally based Burger King

Lmao

They what

they deleted it, bunch of pussies

@@wittyusername1 don't cut yourself on all that edge

Ayo¿

I assume the swamp crab from dark souls, the crab rave crab, Mr Krabs, and the giant enemy crab you flip over to hit it's weak point for massive damage are the other 4 crabs.

There is no brand. There is only Shadow Man

yeah...

SILENCE, -Sees Internet Historian doing his usual style of advertising- PROCEED, BRAND

Are you playing a console? Throw it in the trash, my dude!

@@fright635 tHat'S mY diAlysiS mAchIne

When companies go to conferences, they sometimes offer raffles for gifts or days out - just leave your business card in a bowl when you visit the booth. Except that they'll sort them at the end and find the people in higher positions, closer to the field they needs, and then choose from those at random. I see no reason they can't do this with internet polls. In fact I'm seeing more whete they nominate ten or so and let the public vote in the next stage. It's not as funny for everyone else, but the company doesn't choose between shutting it down or naming the product "Hιtler Did Nοthing Wrοng."

but its funny

Have a guard at the door, not a guard waiting to kick them out.

4Head

@James Brincefield Deluxe McHitler with fries

except even the ones that are current are lambasted.

One time my daughter's nugget happy meal didn't have a blue surgical face masked baked into it. Just mcd things

One time I was only nauseous for about half the day instead of the whole day

I worked the night shift and we had some dope-ass times tho. Sitting on the roof as my manager yells to the customer "we'll be right there!" when they pull up to the drive through Gettin' high in the garbage compactor room Making peanutbutter Mcflurries Good shit.

One time the ice cream machine was working..... Jk that thing nevers works

Lol most probably begin with, "i was so high and nobody else was open so..."

@@Raiden-pi3gt >reddit

When you don’t have the letter Æ available on your keyboard 🤣

​@@cmdrmeldoc59​ ALT + 0198

"Her Elven spelling of Ai" Wtf does that even mean?

But not as good as Futt Buckerson on wkuk channel

Me too, ngl 😂

@@reido_dorito with this Corona thing "no tissues" made me cry

Biggnesss You might need some tissues to dry up your tears

Hahaleepic

it was a bad idea to eat during that part

Ok

The plot twist being actually he does, because that's like a quarter of the video lol

@@pmurtnidalaP the plot twist is that the original commentator already knows this, because he already watched the video lol

Theyre good with tech and business, not so good with people

Agile is a Tony Robbins style cult for project managers who have no idea how software development works

@@TheStatisticalPizza 100% correct. I get so sick of PMs talking about Agile like it makes them a developer.

Some raids are in bad taste, but when it's uppity people in a context like that... The raids can be hilariously amusing.

You make it sound like us internet people are that much better with people...some are good with development, others with other things..

Muahahahahaha

It's about the worst corporate buzzwords in "development" hence how they never had a chance to see it coming. Notice the initial non joke tweets used words like synergy etc

Odds are that this was a corporate decision and that they probably ignored multiple suggestions to make this not horrible.

I don't understand why they didn't just turn off the screens lmao, who cares if /b/ takes over a hashtag or a website when the screens are off anyway

@@antoncid5044 a corporation fixing something the proper way? Lmao

I am 100% convinced it was a publicity stunt and you can't tell me otherwise

Ikr? It's also a kinda sick name. They should have made her middle name cthulhu.

I woulda fkn loved to be named Cthulhu All-Spark

Imagine being named Christmas day Ye internet is not so bad

kinda sounds arabic

I wonder how Cthulhu is doing today. 🤔

i wish my name would become Cthulu Allspark

Top 3 I spotted Megatron. That should have been the one 😂

It could've been so much worse. Legit a bangin name.

Imagine being named after an eldritch god and an infinite power source vital for an entire race of giant space robots. I bet the kid would be pissed when they get older, 'cause that would have been an amazing name with a lot of fun hijinks and history attached to it.

and "be less white"

@@francisgoin3112 which one was that?

@@yeah2956 Coke

Don’t forget all the companies saying “age is just a number”

"Most of our producers aren't predators" -Netflix

There is no “us” in business

There is no "business" in "business"

There is no

There is

There

Michael Benedict mostly because 4chan users believe that they are funny no matter how unfunny they are.

@@fruitman2426 They're extraordinarily funny, as this channel is massive. So massive in fact that people who dont like it, such as yourself, have shown up

Tristan Hicks cope

@@fruitman2426 Ok boomer

@@fruitman2426 You are one of the persons who make 4chan funny, taking then too seriously

I have a feeling the Raid devs are fans

@@specialdelivery9196 Perhaps. That doesn't make it any less amusing.

"I'm shilling _ironically!_"

Let's be honest, this is the closest I've come to wanting to try Maid: Shadow the Hedgehogs and I highly doubt I'm the only one

@@gino14 Is reverse psychological advertising a thing now?

Toxic mold and subscriptions fees, oh my.

@Eviscerate I knew one person, and he is no respected because of it.

Yes pls

Try outerworld by obsidian its good

I wanted to like but it's at 666

idk sometimes a like it when a intern gets spicy on the company brand account like sunny d going “i cant do this anymore”

but it was the funniest shit

nois

@@AnUnderstoodDeveloper Since when did such a thing have any bearing of ones thoughts on an individual?

@Kaboom Baby uwu

@Bucket O’ Pasta I asked the ouija board about that one, it said N-O-P-E.

who is harold?

saliorseal it’s the sad looking guy who he uses as his icon

@@ratmcgee8464 thx

A little more ad revenue and Harold will be on retainer to pose for custom stock photos

Oh my god, has that not been the Internet Historian this entire time? My mind has been blown.

wafflehouse should post a crackhead of the week, every week check the bathrooms and first crackhead wins a free all expenses ticket to the local sewer drain.

yeah man hilarious and accessible for any retard that can spell

Kamikaze Commie sure thing dude

@@KamikazeCommie501 "wow I'm so edgy and cool"

r/iamverysmart

@@KamikazeCommie501 ok edge

This would work for pride month these days.

@@CoolBird420 no. Not even close to as funny.

What about "Ethiopian dinner party?

my favourite is just "girth"

Tongue-punch my angus also good

Judgedlettuc

@@alejandrosaez6612 I tried saying out loud what you commented but my PC started to float

Fizzizist exhume

Same

Let's hope they remember the "ow" or we'll get the Shad Man in Raid.

I predicted Afghanistan.

I guessed Mogadishu

My guess was the Vatican

I predicted Kut in Iraq, Kut meaning vagina in Dutch

I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME. Either that or Bangkok

Lmao

hahahahaa

I don't ge- GODDAMMIT!

Ooohhhh nnooooo

Hot

Tip #3 would probably be in the same category as tip #1.

@@Comboowo 👍

4-If you don't have a social media expert, whitelist EVERYTHING.

- ignore steps above for free publicity.

Only non-humans are able to name things

Yea, youtube needs competition so it can lost instantly because they don't do anything...

crossbones116 And KZfaq

and Root car insurance. these companies have like unlimited advertising budgets it's horrible

and Squarespace

And Honey.

i mean it was a meeting of a bunch of business boomers talking about economics, taxes, and other boring crap. 99% of these types of events are totally fine, they just had one business executive's edgy kids there that fucked around.

I'm a fuckin rock. Well, the meeting itself is rather esoteric, so they didn’t expect any leakage of info to the general public

@@peterdozal8825 True. Lol

@@peterdozal8825 yeah no one expected a 4channer to come to the conference and act like.... Well 4chan

@@Sonichero151 exactly. Even things like the boaty Mc boat face thing. It was a scientific research ship. Wherever they posted that vote for a name thing they would of had a very small number of people/fans that actually care about that kind of stuff and they expected only them to be involved with it. Im sure they did these kinds of things before and it went totally fine. Its only when outsiders see stuff like this for some reason can shit hit the fan.

They have a lot of pizza though

They had pizza dough get it.

Burger King really decided to 6th gear towards being better than that.

@Bryson Burchfield if they created a 4chan account and gloated about it on /b/, I would buy it

@@NrettG Oh, what was that like?

Or the beginning

DylanDude nice paper mario oc nerd

Yeah 4chan really is a shit hole lol

Thorne if you are a conservative snow flake I guess it would be. If you are a moderate or liberal it’s pretty tame.

@@erichdiebenow4727 you ought to be joking. Reddit is nothing more than circlejerks. They like to jizz over the faces of people with similar opinions while down voting and hiding the unpopular opinions. If Reddit were a country, it'd be a fascist country.

Boaty McBoatface is an amazing name, and they where stupid to not use that amazing name. Cthulhu All-Spark is also a kick ass name, better than fricken Blanket or Apple. The lesson here is one that politicians already know: only let people vote if you have already approved every option.

See: Yankee elections, *hahaha*

@@TlalocTemporal to be fair, they used the name, just not on the vessel they put up the naming vote for. One of the lifeboats or something on the ship was still named Boaty McBoatface

@@Nathan-dt2tu -- I think it was the exploration UAV.

I giggled like an idiot at "GIRTH" for a solid two minutes ngl

It actually is fun

@@carsoncarruthers9606 sure thing bot

And it’s the closest I’ll ever get.

@@carsoncarruthers9606 sure thing peasant

@@carsoncarruthers9606 Silence, B O T

What is toss job?

@@RIFLQ its another term for handjob if im not mistaken

@@zafrel Nah, I think it's a cross between tossing the salad (aka eating out the ass) while giving a reach-a-round.

@@Drunkledore that's just the Rusty trombone

@RectalDiscourse sounds like fun.

Muslim delight with only bacon and buns

LOL

The socialist burger though

Dan Schneider insider

Crusty ***** Ashes- Adolf H.

who hasn’t fought a wagie fast food employee before? mine was at popeyes after the cashier spit on my food infront of me.