RALEIGH! ARE YOU READY FOR MORE PAIN? DO YOU LIKE GETTING GOALIED REPEATEDLY AND LOSING EVERY GAME BY ONE GOAL? WELCOME TO OUR GAMESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

A fun fact about the Coyotes: when they got the boot from Gila River Arena they tossed all their banners out into the dumpster including Shane Doan’s jersey banner. A MAN THAT LITERALLY GAVE HIS ALL TO MAKE THAT TEAM RELEVANT. Pushed aside like he was nothing.

I feel like we needed another “We’re a Team” video for the Sens

Let's not forget the Red Wings losing in OT to the Sharks after being up 4-0 halfway through the game including two shorthanded goals allowed on the same PP. Most humiliating loss as a fan I've ever seen in a regular season game.

12:27 Never get tired hearing 2BC yelling Dadonov

Here lies the unfortunate souls. 1:17 *WILL YOU DO ANYTHING?* (Anaheim Ducks) 2:10 *MORMON CONVERSION* (Utah... Something. Name pending.) 3:26 *THROWBACK CEREMONY* (Buffalo Sabres) 4:30 *A DIMMING FLAME* (Calgary Flames) 5:34 *BLACK(HAWK) DEATH* (Chicago Blackhawks) 6:26 *PERPETUAL FUTILITY* (Columbus Blue Jackets) 7:28 *YZERBANNED* (Detroit Red Wings) 8:43 *BASKETBALL SEASON* (Minnesota Wild) 9:56 *WILL IT EVER END?* (Montreal Canadiens) 10:57 *PAGING MARTIN BRODEUR* (New Jersey Devils) 12:17 *GEORGE SANTOS* (Ottawa Senators) 13:26 *ICARUS'S WAX WINGS* (Philadelphia Flyers) 14:40 *THE FUCKING PENGUINS* (Pittsburgh Penguins) 16:02 *BIG MAC(KLIN) ATTACK* (San Jose Sharks) 17:14 *OVERTHROWING THE CHIEF* (St. Louis Blues) 18:30 *SNIFF MY BUTTKRAKEN* (Seattle Kraken)

As someone who paid attention to the Kraken UTree, Hakstol was the exact opposite of Sutter in that he let the players govern themselves, perhaps to a fault. The problem was that the leadership structure on the players end became a mess, and Francis didn’t do enough this past offseason to sustain success. Hakstol was just a portion of the problem, but he was the obvious fall guy.

As a coyotes fan, I hate my life

I love how Aerith's theme has become the Habs' theme on this channel

As a Canucks fan, its just nice to not be involved in this video

Wings took a step forward this season and surprised many. They may have overachieved but it feels like the worst is behind them. Larkin is legit, Raymond had his breakout and is just beginning to hit his stride, and Seider continues to show he’s a tier 1 defenseman. With a top 3-5 prospect pool they’ll be in the playoffs, making noise, soon enough. All that said, they could take a bit of a step back next season depending on in Kane goes and how the next group of rookies that gets called up adapts to the NHL. Still, the future is very bright and a second Red Wings Empire is just on the horizon

We're now one year away from '50 years of futility' video for the Flyers

The Flyers collapsing to close the season was very disappointing but let’s face it: We would have probably just gotten swept by the Rangers just like the Capitals did. At least we showed some growth, our young players are developing, and we’re going to do all we can to get Matvei Michkov in Philly as soon as possible. I like our future.

@Urinating Tree It fills me with bliss and pride hearing the coveted NHL 2000 music in the background. Thank you Tree. 😊

Capitals made it to the playoffs by doing nothing, and we shall do it again

DADONOVVV!!!!!!! I love the 2BC references every single time!!!!!!!

Tree, at 17:27, you nailed it. The Blues should have kept Pat Maroon. Maroon is a hometown boy. The first and only St. Louisan to win The Cup for his boyhood team. The first and only St. Louisan to eat toasted ravioli with marinara from the Stanley Cup. The first and only St. Louisan to win THREE Stanley Cups in a row!

“Their consolation prize is a set of Everyday earbuds from Raycon” Imagine if this was a game show

At least we have the Crew, cause the Bluejackets ain’t looking like they’ll bring me joy in awhile.

As a Philadelphia Flyers fan: expect disappointment & you'll never be disappointment.

San Jose's garbage season was worth it in the end. The first overall pick is yours. Now don't ruin Macklin Celebrini.

As a Sharks fan, I can finally say it was worth it.

Montreal has Jacob Fowler in the pipeline. I think you stand pat on goalie, Monty and Primeau can form a solid tandem that won’t cost you games. In the meantime, weaponize the plethora of left handed defencemen and draft picks you’ve accrued and try to get some more young, undervalued forwards to add up front. Ride out the next few years of the Gallagher and Anderson deals and be ready to start contending for 2026-27. I expect playoffs before then and someone please wrap Kirby Dach in bubble wrap

Ron Francis finally found a steady goaltender in his GM tenure. What did it cost? Everything. For Seattle's fourth NHL season, I'll be curious to see what new voice they'll hire and the upcoming youth (hello Shane Wright). Perhaps it's a good thing the Kraken aren't taking the same trajectory as Vegas?

As a Sharks fan, I'm hoping and praying they bring in the right coach who can develop the young core. The last thing I want to see is Smith and Celebrini wasting their 1st few years away.

As a Sabres fan, I look forward to being the most hyped team of the offseason again and fall flat on our faces again. May Tage Thompson and UPL be bright spots on a team that otherwise has nobody show up again, amen.

I did drink the cool aid with the penguins. I actually thought they would bullshit their way into playoff versus the Rangers. They would have put up a better show than the capitals did.

This is the most hopeful I’ve been about the Flyers in many, many years, Danny Briere has been absolutely killing it as GM so far and we could apparently see Matvei Michkov in North America sooner than expected. They still have other issues that need fixed before they’re real contenders but it doesn’t feel wrong to hope anymore, which is the most I can possibly ask for with the Flyers given their past decade+ of ineptitude

Never been a fan of hockey, but I am fan of Tree and how he breaks it down so I will always watch

Montréal is on the rise...We have a first line and will build a second soon !! Can't wait for next year, the prospect pool looks gorgeous now !

All hail the glorious insanity of playoff Hockey. Love the videos as always Tree.

The Coyotes is a weird one. An Inept Team with great Logos and Jerseys. No rivals really so other fans never hated them. Good Merch Sales because of their Logos being cool, but quite possibly the worst ownership in Sports History.

Washington passes Detroit only to be swept to the pits of hell in the first round

8:33 Raymond and Seider really stepped up when Larkin was injured to be fair, Compher, Fabbri, Ras and Kane all dealt with day to day injuries when he was down as well.

Revisiting the 2019 NHL draft from 5 years ago would be v interesting as a video I think

We are so back

shouldve said the blackhawks story was "connor bedard, and everyone died"

Anaheim makes me cry so much!

Not mentioning Lucas Raymond break out season during the wings section is disappointing

Tree has a beautiful place, glad to see him living well in that RayCon ad💜 good to see hard work pay off

Tree, you look great! What a journey. Great work on building those arms too!!

I almost go Yinzer mode when tree does a hockey video.

Notice that other than being terrible, injuries were the main culprit of a lot of these teams not making it

"The Sharks answer to Dick Tarnstrom" lol. God, I've been waiting forever for someone else to reference that guy again.

"How long will Columbus fans tolerate this?" It's a question I asked myself when Phoenix was announced to be leaving. We have a loyal fanbase that put up with a lot of bullshit, but it can't last forever. It never does. If the current trajectory continues, I expect us to be on the chopping block for a relocation some day. It sucks.

Thanks for Dadonov Ottawa, he's been a staple for the Stars

You lost a lot of weight. Looking good man. Hopefully one day I can figure it out. Also, came here for football videos but absolutely love your Hockey stuff. Thanks man

Never trust the Sabres again. They are cursed to miss the playoffs for all eternity no matter what they do. Best not to have expectations for this franchise anymore.

Apparently Celebrini has ties to the Sharks from youth hockey, and the idea of someone with potentially some excitement to play in SJ makes me happy.

I laughed way too much at the : ''Sorry Sens fans, this clown train doesn't have any brakes'' with the circus music in the background. On that note, isn't that wild that the Sens had a 1st round pick docked for forgetting to send in upgraded paperwork, but actively hiding for a decade a player being sexually assaulted, nan, that's cool, here's a 1 million dollar ticket.

As an Oiler's fan besides bringing suffering and misery to the LA Kings nothing brings me more joy then seeing the Flames return to poverty status.

As a redwing fan our goaltending is definitely our need for the next season

Leisure Suit Larry reference... Gold!

If Meruelo gets another shot with an expansion team in Phoenix, youre right back to square one on why the Coyoyes left in the first place

I’m fine with my ducks tanking all these years. Keep loading up on talent and trading guys who have no value when this team is competitive down the road.

Hearing the bell in the Flyers portion made me think I was watching the injuries section of ‘This Week in NFL Sportsball.’

You can always tell when there is no NFL to cover by noticing that tree is NOT ignoring hockey.

What's exhausting about being a 5th Liner here in Columbus (besides, yknow, EVERYTHING) is that the Monsters are *incredible*. Jet Greaves just played an absolutely insane game to move them to the next round of the Calder playoffs. I don't know why it doesn't translate. Maybe we should swap coaches.

Damn, a Raycon ad. Thats a blast from the past!

I liked that flyers segment!! There's a lot to like about that group. Even if they did miss post season, I'm proud of em!

The fact you referenced Leisure Suit Larry is insane and hilarious 😂

Looking good, Tree! The free time from no Penguins playoff games really paid off! (cries in sad Blackhawk noises)

If anyone is curious about which team doesn't have a Stanley Cup 4 team out of the Eastern Conference, don't have one are: Florida Panthers, Buffalo Sabers, Ottawa Senators, and the Columbia Blue Jackets and 7 out of the Western Conference are: Minnesota Wild, Seattle Kraken, Winnipeg Jets, "Arizona Coyotes", Nashville Predators, Vancouver Canucks and the San Jose Sharks 🤔

@UrinatingTree or someone else, where can you find the music from NHL2000 at 13:30? I can’t find it anywhere on Spotify for example…

10:42 MONTY!!! He’s starting for the Canadians? I remember when he was playing for my T-birds a couple years ago.nice to know he made it!

"Everyone died...The end" 😂😂

The final nail in the Yotes coffin in this video: a goal against scored by Matthews, assisted by Knies. Coyotes ForNever.

16:11 when someone asks me what’s the fourth biggest city in france

leasure suit larry reference 👌👌👌

its good day when utree upload hockey video

Ah my yearly debrief of the hot pile of garbage that is the Buffalo Sabres. I'm glad Kevyn Adams can confidently say Lindy Ruff isn't a nostalgia hire. Cue Terry Pegula: "REMEMBER 2006 AND THE DALLAS CREASE GOAL? BRING LINDY BACK"

Flyers fans...welcome to second stage of Tortorella cancer...Next step is blaming so much his star players that they want to be traded and then blame the goalie until he is fired for destroying the team...Cut the cancer fast !! Oh and rest of the league...for god sake stop hiring that dinosaur just because he won an cup 20 years ago...the league has changed !!

As a CBJ fan, Sisyphus had it better than this team. At least he could push the boulder to the top of the mountain before it rolled back to the bottom. Columbus at most barely makes it halfway before the boulder rockets into the air, comes plummeting down, bounces on top of them and crushes them a couple dozen times, and then gathers mud on the way back down that hardens into rock, making the boulder even bigger for the next go-round. Deleting the franchise could be considered a mercy killing after twenty-four years of misery and futility.

13:22 the Good Old Boys Club takes full effect.

@UrinatingTree What song did you use for Arizona in this video?

Surely the Red Wings made the playoffs.

I like the general plan and direction my Blues are taking but man would I love if Brady Tkachuk has enough of OTT and demands a trade. Couldn’t win the sweepstakes for his brother but Brady would look great in Blue

I went to my first AA meeting for help told them the jackets are my team , they put a tap in just for me

3:29 Jurassic Park Rampage Edition. Takes me back to the very depths of my childhood

The second round is pretty good so far this year

Lol 12:30 the 2bc "Dadanaovvvv"

I dont know how to feel as a sharks fan like you said the team is recognizable yet the future is bright

I like that NHL 2003 music in the beginning

LOVE THE CHA CHA NOVA SONG WITH SAN JOSE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I can endure...I saw Cups in 2008, 2013, 2015. May God grant I live to see one more...Let's Go Hawks.

Pouring one out for Arizona hockey. RIP.

I love how the Blackhawks got the NFL on Fox Injury Theme. Seems fitting.

Red Canyon F-Zero for the kraken. Once again tree giving F-zero some lovin!

16:01 As a Liverpool fan this one hurt

Thought this would be the year for my Sabres finally , but ofc not loll, hopefully Lindy Ruff can light a fire and get this team to the playoffs.

i feel bad for arizona losing their team to incompetent owners. however utah finally gets to exist, huzzah. i hope they learned from the kraken about how to brand a team. they did a good job targeting unique colors and an interesting logo and name combo. and if arizona can get the yotes back later aswell then all will be fine. i just cant stand the thought of an nhl without those cool ass jerseys.

Pens fans: These owners suck Red Sox fans: First time?

We almost bullshitted our way into a playoff spot? Almost like another one of this city’s godforsaken franchises.

San Jose wins the draft lottery. How Sharking

I'm gonna miss the Coyotes

I went to the game where they lost 10-2 to the Pens and after that I just went back to watching football

The ant on trees table is the real sponsor for this video

I see you played FF7 Rebirth by adding Aerith’s Theme. Nice touch

All I remember is about 50 goals in games I watched being taken back due to being offsides by an inch or several feet. If cameras are going to overrule the Linesmen (especially on super-close, hard to define calls) will they eventually be moved off the ice into the stands, like the goalie judges?

@UrinatingTree With the Penguins JUST missing out this season, but making inroads form previous seasons, do you still think its time for Mike Sullivan to be let go? Or does he deserve to keep his job, given they made progress?