The Haters Guide to the 2024 NHL Playoffs

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UrinatingTree

UrinatingTree

2 ай бұрын

Playoff hockey. What more needs to be said? Sixteen teams each with a chance at claiming the ultimate prize. Some are in an all-or-nothing phase. Some are eager to prove themselves. Some are just happy to be here and embrace the chaos.
This video is in dedication to the sixteen teams yearning for immortality. Fifteen of them will not make it. Let's go over all of them and their aspirations, big and small.
Yes, even the Capitals. Especially them.

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@austinemms9772
@austinemms9772 2 ай бұрын
Last time I was this early, Arizona still had an NHL franchise.
@SaveznaRepublikaJugoslavija
@SaveznaRepublikaJugoslavija 2 ай бұрын
2 days ago 😂
@SubstituteKurosaki06
@SubstituteKurosaki06 2 ай бұрын
Wow
@b.n.9467
@b.n.9467 2 ай бұрын
Tough scene
@Ecto13
@Ecto13 2 ай бұрын
Too soon😢
@defoley5
@defoley5 2 ай бұрын
What the puck man?
@KaysonDawson
@KaysonDawson 2 ай бұрын
3 things in this world are constant. Death, Taxes, and the leafs losing in 7 to the bruins at TD Garden. Edit: The prophecy has been completed.
@mohwe1007
@mohwe1007 2 ай бұрын
God i can't wait to cash in again God's been good to me these past few years
@BAMFshee
@BAMFshee 2 ай бұрын
I doubt this one's going to seven. The Bruins played four games against the Leafs this year and won all of them. I know, I know, playoff hockey is a different beast, but considering this is Toronto we're talking about? A team that has only won one series in the last two decades and immediately got punched in the mouth by the team that beat these same Bruins when they made it? I've got a gut feeling that the Bruins will win it in 5.
@instinctive3066
@instinctive3066 2 ай бұрын
If they get reversed swept this time it's going to have Steve Dangle actually go insane
@ckendall67
@ckendall67 2 ай бұрын
@@instinctive3066 We all pray for Dangle if that happens. 😂
@agent45625
@agent45625 2 ай бұрын
@@ckendall67 If Toronto does beat the Bruins, then they'd have to get past either Tampa or Florida. Given their record against those teams, it would be a bloodbath.
@bobbysyblik68
@bobbysyblik68 17 күн бұрын
Even though Tree cursed the stars, we still had 3/4 DFW major sports teams make their conference finals in one year. May we all forever laugh at the Cowboys
@bmoney2011
@bmoney2011 2 ай бұрын
What a day as a Hurricanes fan. We finally received Tree's Curse.
@fate8718
@fate8718 2 ай бұрын
Heeeeeeeeeeey maybe the curses cancel eachother out lmao
@36inc
@36inc Ай бұрын
im a dallas fan who also prays for the carolina match to be at the end- not cause i wanna traumatize Raleigh but because either way id win- either my home team or my east team gets a second cup- pav or burns gets a cup these would please me.
@prussen9889
@prussen9889 Ай бұрын
We did indeed! Hoping to make a game before we now inevitably bow out
@lordzeromega
@lordzeromega Ай бұрын
New York is about to bring you to your destiny.
@fate8718
@fate8718 Ай бұрын
@@lordzeromega idk a reverse 4-0 would be a way to go out
@mathwiz3145
@mathwiz3145 2 ай бұрын
“Steve dangle ages by 50 years” 😂 As someone that has watched every Leafs Fan reaction since 2019-2020 season, tree is being nice with that text. 😂
@DiogenesTheCynic.
@DiogenesTheCynic. 2 ай бұрын
He wont be nice when that Congrats Leafs video comes around lol
@fate8718
@fate8718 2 ай бұрын
@@DiogenesTheCynic. He wouldnt even need to make it The previous videos are still up to date Unless they figure out how to lose a 7 game series in 2 games That would be impressive in all the wrong ways
@agent45625
@agent45625 Ай бұрын
Hat guy would be ageing a lot more than that.
@UHOH_415
@UHOH_415 2 ай бұрын
Death, Taxes, and the Maple Leafs having to play Boston in the first round. And they lose a game 7. At TD Garden. For the 4th time since 2013.
@calebos268
@calebos268 2 ай бұрын
First time in 5 years (yes, it's been 5 years since 2019)
@LateNightTableCo
@LateNightTableCo 2 ай бұрын
We might have to add Oilers vs Kings to this list soon
@austinemms9772
@austinemms9772 2 ай бұрын
⁠​⁠@@LateNightTableCoAnd the Oilers and Kings have faced each other three straight years. A lot more constant than the Bruins/Leafs “rivalry”.
@RJ-ht5jl
@RJ-ht5jl 2 ай бұрын
Real She Did
@LateNightTableCo
@LateNightTableCo 2 ай бұрын
@@austinemms9772 I think there’s just so much more history with Toronto/Boston though, given they were both members of the Original Six, so you gotta look at it through that lens too
@motivationallizard6644
@motivationallizard6644 2 ай бұрын
As a predators fan I still haven’t forgiven you for 2017. We will forever be too good right now.
@dylantheomega7586
@dylantheomega7586 2 ай бұрын
Pekka rinne was too good right then….
@iAmCyberwaste
@iAmCyberwaste 2 ай бұрын
Roman Josi is too good right now.
@AYoungAdultOnYoutube
@AYoungAdultOnYoutube 2 ай бұрын
He has zero regrets
@johnnyroberts3761
@johnnyroberts3761 2 ай бұрын
But is Saros too good right now? 🤔
@douglasschultz9808
@douglasschultz9808 2 ай бұрын
Preds got screwed. If they played anyone but Bettman’s golden boy they’d have a level playing field.
@55TheInTIMidator55
@55TheInTIMidator55 2 ай бұрын
Lindgren and the power of friendship 😂
@joshuaguste6883
@joshuaguste6883 2 ай бұрын
All that’s left is the Heart of the Cards
@CiabanItReal
@CiabanItReal 2 ай бұрын
I LOVE how salty Tree is that the Cap's blew it up and still made the post season, but his Pengs didn't. You can hear the venom in his voice.
@tjalbury3271
@tjalbury3271 2 ай бұрын
He literally picked them to beat the Rangers. Stop.
@wolfeusmc2011
@wolfeusmc2011 2 ай бұрын
Dude you serious? Tree bashes on Pittsburgh teams more than many other franchises....literally Sid lives rent free in Capitals and other's minds
@agent45625
@agent45625 Ай бұрын
@@wolfeusmc2011 Mostly because he's a resident of Pittsburgh. Just like I would be a critic of Vancouver based teams a lot more than the others because I live there
@NESADDICT
@NESADDICT Ай бұрын
Same
@davidmayers1645
@davidmayers1645 2 ай бұрын
1. Get rid of wheeler and Dubois! 2. Profit!! Absolute gem of a SP reference
@tripsaplenty1227
@tripsaplenty1227 2 ай бұрын
Step 2 is ?????????
@hopethishelps91
@hopethishelps91 2 ай бұрын
Time to go to work. Work all night collecting underpants
@Jessica_Roth
@Jessica_Roth 2 ай бұрын
I am a Kings fan, and I approve of this message. (Remember, at the start of the season, Tree said the Kings should have targeted Hellebuyck instead. Ya think????)
@jairobarrios3945
@jairobarrios3945 Ай бұрын
​@@Jessica_RothUs Jets fans fully expected you too
@camilojoseruizgiron6084
@camilojoseruizgiron6084 2 ай бұрын
Can't wait for both "Congrats Leafs" and the return of hurricane man a.k.a "Congrats Canes"
@sunshineayers8018
@sunshineayers8018 2 ай бұрын
Which Congrats for the Leafs? The bad one (Conglaturations!) or the good one (Congratulations!… after they end their legacy of failure)?
@LeramieCrump
@LeramieCrump 2 ай бұрын
​@@sunshineayers8018Either one is acceptable.
@austinemms9772
@austinemms9772 2 ай бұрын
@@sunshineayers8018Please, they ain’t winning the cup. They not even winning against the Bruins.
@ABCDjjw
@ABCDjjw 2 ай бұрын
You’re gonna have to wait four rounds for the Canes vid tbh
@murrethmedia
@murrethmedia 2 ай бұрын
RAHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIGH! PLEASE COME TO OUR GAMES!
@wildtyler101
@wildtyler101 2 ай бұрын
"There are an endless amount of teams that should have a claim at a championship...and the Capitals" I lol'd XD
@eyesofnight
@eyesofnight 2 ай бұрын
They have to win now
@MrPandito
@MrPandito Ай бұрын
@@eyesofnightwell… we didnt
@eyesofnight
@eyesofnight Ай бұрын
@@MrPandito and I lost money
@marco4103
@marco4103 2 ай бұрын
Here’s all the 16 teams: 0:25 Star-Struck (Dallas Stars) 1:21 Welcome to Hell[buyck] (Winnipeg Jets) 2:08 Not Coloradover (Colorado Avalanche) 3:00 Battle of the LTIR (Vegas Golden Knights) 4:06 What is Sanity (Vancouver Canucks) 4:50 Holland Dreams (Edmonton Oilers) 5:56 A Royal consort (Los Angeles Kings) 6:56 Barry Trotzky’s Revenge (Nashville Predators) 7:52 Prepare for the hunt (Florida Panthers) 8:42 Ghost of Patrice (Boston Bruins) 9:42 Boston Cream (Toronto Maple Leafs) 10:45 Le Mâle Nikita (Tampa Bay Lightning) 11:44 Apples for Artemi (New York Rangers) 12:50 Self-inflicted chaos (Carolina Hurricanes) 13:56 Experimental Necromancy (New York Islanders) 14:53 Carbury for Jack Adams? (Washington Capitals) 16:03 Stanley Cup Final prediction from jinxing My Stanley Cup Final prediction: New York Rangers vs Vegas Golden Knights
@ryankvopka931
@ryankvopka931 2 ай бұрын
Your prediction like trees might have jinxed them 😂
@cohengamertv6548
@cohengamertv6548 2 ай бұрын
I hope you just jinxed vegas
@BoltTheEmolga
@BoltTheEmolga 2 ай бұрын
It says Revolution not Revenge for the Preds
@revan3270
@revan3270 2 ай бұрын
Ghost of patience? You mean Patrice? Like Patrice Bergeron
@WillMuny
@WillMuny Ай бұрын
Florida vs Dallas
@andysorensen1737
@andysorensen1737 2 ай бұрын
That Vegas air certainly has miraculous healing properties, doesn’t it. Doesn’t it?
@johnwendland7908
@johnwendland7908 2 ай бұрын
Sure does, living in Vegas is great!
@AmericanMetalhead100
@AmericanMetalhead100 Ай бұрын
The salt from the rest of the league has been DELICIOUS.
@kaiuche8640
@kaiuche8640 2 ай бұрын
this is the first real season I've paid attention to the NHL. I saw most of last year's playoffs but this year I was keeping up with the picture and stuff. All that's to say I'm really looking forward to how this all unfolds.
@cosmicknight29
@cosmicknight29 2 ай бұрын
Welcome. NHL playoffs are fantastic. You won't regret watching.
@freakinnuclearfantasy2511
@freakinnuclearfantasy2511 2 ай бұрын
Welcome to the club brother, always loved my Stars but I've really been watching this year and I'm glad to continue to year after year
@justinlast2lastharder749
@justinlast2lastharder749 2 ай бұрын
I don't follow closely like I used to, but I check in on hockey every so often since the Avs are good again. There was a long painful stretch for awhile...
@kaiuche8640
@kaiuche8640 2 ай бұрын
Thx everyone. Panthers bruins game 7 was the first hockey game I fully watched. Gotta say I’m probably blessed to get a game like that as my first intro to the game. This is more my first full season watching top to bottom
@ieik8065
@ieik8065 2 ай бұрын
⁠Same. I grew up listening to my friends and dad care about the Rangers and I had gear too. I never really cared too much though other than box score watching over the years to say I kept up with the team when my friends would ask. The last 4 years though I actually fell in love with the sport itself and I’m glad to be a passionate rangers fan now technically with 2 decades of loyalty, lmao. This is an awesome sport with great tradition and action. On par with football and MMA for me which were my big two beforehand.
@JackCallSports
@JackCallSports 2 ай бұрын
As an Islander fan I’m still stunned that they actually got in
@aidensarrazin8001
@aidensarrazin8001 2 ай бұрын
We got gifted by Varly saving everything and anything
@leeturiano4419
@leeturiano4419 2 ай бұрын
Roy, Palmeri and Varly WILLED us in. Amazing.
@islandmank
@islandmank Ай бұрын
@@leeturiano4419 Would have been nice if they WILLED at least game 2! lol!
@KaRaTeLoRd11PS3
@KaRaTeLoRd11PS3 2 ай бұрын
The Utah Hockey Team is gonna win a Cup within 5 years, further cementing AZ as an eternally cursed sports state
@findingmariaselvis
@findingmariaselvis 2 ай бұрын
Watch them win their first year there like the 96 Avs out of spite/rub it in 😂
@crykamikaze
@crykamikaze 2 ай бұрын
@@findingmariaselvis Colorado got pretty good team from Quebec with Forsberg, Sakic, Kamensky and Deadmarsh. On other side we have Utah who got from Arizona burnt toy house and the dog whistle.
@dfp_01
@dfp_01 2 ай бұрын
The D-Backs just won the NL pennant, the Cardinals might not suck if Kyler can stay healthy for a full season, and the Suns are perennial contenders right now. That's better than nothing. Cleveland? Twin Cities? Detroit? Now _those_ are cursed markets.
@TheShinyFeraligatr
@TheShinyFeraligatr 2 ай бұрын
@@dfp_01 Cleveland had a title within the last decade though.
@bakedalaskax
@bakedalaskax 2 ай бұрын
I don't know how AZ has anything on Minnesota for absolutely cursed sports teams. If the Wild ever manage to get their shit together long enough to go on a legit Cup run I bet they'd get pulled into the vortex too.
@davidfuller2261
@davidfuller2261 2 ай бұрын
im sorry but the honda accord metaphor for the preds is way too good someone get this man a fucking oscar already
@konradviii5663
@konradviii5663 Ай бұрын
My God above, the Leafs did it: They forced game 7 in TD Garden. Time is a flat circle.
@devynlich00
@devynlich00 Ай бұрын
And history repeats itself yet again
@stefanalexmedrano92
@stefanalexmedrano92 17 күн бұрын
"NO QUIT IN NEW YORK!!!!" Well, you sure as Hell quit before Game 4! Congrats, Rangers!
@KJSCalderon
@KJSCalderon 2 ай бұрын
16:34 If you think hockey line brawls are works of art, GIMME A HELL YEAH!!!!!!
@sportsmaster1364
@sportsmaster1364 2 ай бұрын
HELL YEAH
@Zelinkokitsune
@Zelinkokitsune Ай бұрын
There are five fights but only four refs.
@Gnox80
@Gnox80 2 ай бұрын
As a Caps fan, just insert the Paul Rudd gif on Hot Ones. We just riding it out baby
@RoadrunnerMoose
@RoadrunnerMoose 2 ай бұрын
Dammit! Your jinxed prediction is actually the match up I'm hoping for. 😂😂😂😂
@mbdg6810
@mbdg6810 2 ай бұрын
I also picked it before watching the video 😂😂
@RoadrunnerMoose
@RoadrunnerMoose Ай бұрын
@@mbdg6810 Right? I legit think Dallas v Carolina could make for a fun Stanley Cup
@thekingbarrelmaker7642
@thekingbarrelmaker7642 2 ай бұрын
What’s that? A hockey video? Pinch me, I must be dreaming!
@AYoungAdultOnYoutube
@AYoungAdultOnYoutube 2 ай бұрын
**The next day…** It turns out that NO, I am not fucking dreaming!
@ronnickels5193
@ronnickels5193 2 ай бұрын
I just hope not to miss the annual NBA video
@lancemilliken9078
@lancemilliken9078 2 ай бұрын
More!
@fanboy50
@fanboy50 2 ай бұрын
Gotta say as a Caps fan it's kind of nice having absolutely no expectations for our run. It's all house money at this point. We really shouldn't have even made it in. That said, it'd be nice to see our boys inflict the "President's Trophy winner brought down by a team that they should have crushed on paper" misery on the Rangers. Lord knows we've been on the wrong end of that particular scenario enough as a franchise, it'd be cool to be the one causing the misery for a change.
@atcraft1070
@atcraft1070 2 ай бұрын
If the Caps make it to the Stanley Cup I will eat a fucking hat.
@snakeeyes9246
@snakeeyes9246 2 ай бұрын
I read this as eating a bat like Ozzy Osbourne did.
@BJBlaskovichGaming
@BJBlaskovichGaming Ай бұрын
You’re safe. No hat eating for you.
@slider903
@slider903 29 күн бұрын
I would have eaten my mattress. Lol.
@RealJMAC
@RealJMAC 2 ай бұрын
The NHL playoffs are, in my opinion, the most exciting of all the major sports.
@RealJMAC
@RealJMAC 2 ай бұрын
Leafs v Oilers final
@oddballskull1941
@oddballskull1941 Ай бұрын
..lol​@@RealJMAC
@jamesgreer323
@jamesgreer323 2 ай бұрын
Caps vs knights final. Long live chaos
@Steve_Hunts96
@Steve_Hunts96 2 ай бұрын
With the Knights extracting revenge from 2018… embrace LTIR saltiness!
@ChiefBlue4298
@ChiefBlue4298 2 ай бұрын
@@Steve_Hunts96ewwww
@DiogenesTheCynic.
@DiogenesTheCynic. 2 ай бұрын
8th Seed vs 8th Seed lol
@CalculatedRiskAK
@CalculatedRiskAK 2 ай бұрын
I need this in my life.
@appealtoreason7584
@appealtoreason7584 Ай бұрын
L
@ReinSouls
@ReinSouls 2 ай бұрын
Either the Caps get swept by the Rangers. Or the chaos takes hold and we win the whole darn thing. There's no in-between. As a Caps fan, BRING ON THE CHAOS!
@OlySandvich
@OlySandvich 2 ай бұрын
Nah, it'll go 7 games like every Rangers series ever. No way do they sweep
@dominickangelo4319
@dominickangelo4319 2 ай бұрын
Rangers haven’t swept a series since 2007. Despite how lopsided the matchup is on paper it’ll go at least 5 games.
@ReinSouls
@ReinSouls Ай бұрын
Y'all were saying? haha. There was no in-between.
@BJBlaskovichGaming
@BJBlaskovichGaming Ай бұрын
You got the 🧹
@silveryo7678
@silveryo7678 Ай бұрын
🧹🧹
@thebwoods2029
@thebwoods2029 2 ай бұрын
WASHINGTON CHAOS SQUAD
@duhbullb
@duhbullb 2 ай бұрын
EMBRACE THE CHAOS 🚨🚨🚨🚨
@thepatriarchy819
@thepatriarchy819 2 ай бұрын
Good luck 🇮🇹 🍎
@coruscant100
@coruscant100 2 ай бұрын
Imagine them winning it all. So much chaos, it may cause the universe to implode.
@jeremyhubbard2908
@jeremyhubbard2908 2 ай бұрын
EMBRACE THE FRIENDSHIP!
@chrisnewman8007
@chrisnewman8007 2 ай бұрын
POWER OF FRIENDSHIP OVER ALL
@leibmenter2331
@leibmenter2331 2 ай бұрын
You nailed my Kings. Peaks of greatness surrounded by the most middling of play. Solidness up and down but missing upside. So safe that they’ve choked off both their upside and downside.
@seandillon1359
@seandillon1359 Ай бұрын
Dude nailed that Carolina one other than the special teams. They may have had the most devastating series loss in their teams history. Convinced the whole league they’d come back from 3-0 only to let up a natural hattrick in a span of 8 minutes while up 3-1 at home
@lobomon2000
@lobomon2000 17 күн бұрын
Dallas falls again. You can't win cups with Peter DeBoer
@joshuabrown8191
@joshuabrown8191 2 ай бұрын
Those Command & Conquer Red Alert music plugs/ soundbites in these videos is PURE GOLD!! You're NHL videos are always great man
@BarrinJer
@BarrinJer 2 ай бұрын
This has the ability to be the most interesting playoffs and underlying storyline for teams... Boston and Toronto rematch again, a repeat Battle of Florida, Kings try not to be beaten by Edmonton for a third straight time, possible for revenge for Vegas after losing the Dallas and the conference final in the Bubble, and can't forget how the cops were always overpowered by the rangers in the mid 2010s...can't wait to see how it all goes...
@RichardTavilla
@RichardTavilla 2 ай бұрын
Well written and correct
@ResoluteMujigae
@ResoluteMujigae Ай бұрын
You mean revenge for Dallas? Vegas beat them last year.
@blastimbre
@blastimbre Ай бұрын
Vegas got revenge for the bubble after winning last season. If anything, this is Dallas trying to get revenge.
@ResoluteMujigae
@ResoluteMujigae 18 күн бұрын
The Florida Panthers have just advanced to the Stanley Cup Final
@davidvelazquez9473
@davidvelazquez9473 14 күн бұрын
So did the Edmonton Oilers. The last time a Canadian team made it to the finals was in 2021, and it was the Canadiens during a COVID realignment.
@classic.cameras
@classic.cameras 2 ай бұрын
I LIVE for Urinating Tree to talk about the playoffs. Love his Hockey Talk!
@isaacwest276
@isaacwest276 2 ай бұрын
Best time of the year, this is what I work and look forward to every year. Every team looks good. Isles and Washington okay maybe not but they have good goalies and sometimes that's all you need. So much to talk about, so little time.
@marijumanji
@marijumanji 2 ай бұрын
Grateful to Piss Shrub for including so many clips of the Sens getting scored on. Also using clips of us scoring on a team when talking about them tanking and performing way below expectations. Love it. Makes me feel like we actually mattered this season.
@douglasschultz9808
@douglasschultz9808 2 ай бұрын
The Flyers even though they ran out of gas toward the end overachieved. Torts was able to take a team full of rookies,spare parts and the main star player (OUR GOALIE) getting into legal trouble. These ingredients would normally kill a season but they still almost had 40 wins. Much has to be done this off season but so far so good for the “rebuild”
@Coyotek4
@Coyotek4 2 ай бұрын
Losing 8 straight down the stretch, many to bottom-feeders (Columbus, Chicago, Montreal TWICE) still sucked.
@ashec.6824
@ashec.6824 2 ай бұрын
@@Coyotek4 Team still played well by the underlying numbers during that stretch outside of the sub-800 goaltending. Not really sure if that makes it more or less painful though
@douglasschultz9808
@douglasschultz9808 2 ай бұрын
@@Coyotek4 yes that losing streak came at the worst time but go through this roster and you can count on one hand of who definitely stands out.
@thephoenixxm4160
@thephoenixxm4160 2 ай бұрын
I will say it to the eons losing Hart KILLED the Flyers. We had a great goalie tandem for about a week before Hart was arrested. The Flyers were really god damn good during that week in January. Too bad they fell apart because we had to overuse Errson because every other goalie we had sucked.
@douglasschultz9808
@douglasschultz9808 2 ай бұрын
@@thephoenixxm4160 the curse of Lindbergh goes on
@brennansmith3343
@brennansmith3343 2 ай бұрын
this will be the last Haters Guide to feature a team in a Coyote’s uniform
@tbone1063
@tbone1063 2 ай бұрын
This video is one of my favorites of yours every year I cant lie. Go Bolts
@chandler2581
@chandler2581 2 ай бұрын
As a Lightning fan, I just hope they have fun. I think they're just running on Kucherov and vibes right now.
@kdelfino1767
@kdelfino1767 2 ай бұрын
I agree, I honestly think a lot of their players have been really worn down by injuries.
@koneheadcokehead4981
@koneheadcokehead4981 2 ай бұрын
Don’t worry Cames if the going gets tough you can always put in a Zamboni driver as your goalie
@kurtpunchesthings2411
@kurtpunchesthings2411 2 ай бұрын
That reference even 100 years from now will generate chuckles from NHL fans 😂
@findingmariaselvis
@findingmariaselvis 2 ай бұрын
​@@kurtpunchesthings2411it truly will 😂! Can't tell you how many times that part of the rant pops in my head in Dangle's voice.
@bakedalaskax
@bakedalaskax 2 ай бұрын
The LFR for that game is easily one of my favorite KZfaq videos PERIOD 😂😂😂
@davidbondy2250
@davidbondy2250 2 ай бұрын
UTree has become the first high-profile sports personality not based in Dallas to give the Stars the respect they deserve this season.
@samjackson9394
@samjackson9394 2 ай бұрын
Tree's right about Honda Accords, my mom got almost 20 years out of her '03.
@independentaquaman7424
@independentaquaman7424 Ай бұрын
Time stamps: 0:00 funny intro/overview 0:25 - Stars 1:20 - Jets 2:07 - Avs 2:59 - Knights 4:04 - Nucks 4:48 - Oil 5:55 - Kings 6:55 - Preds 7:51 - Panths [my team] 8:41 - Ruins 9:41 - Laffs 10:44 - Bolts 11:43 -Range 12:49 - Canes 13:55- Isles 14:52- Caps 16:02 - conclusion summary
@ancient6676
@ancient6676 2 ай бұрын
I been waiting all day for this.
@starapton5374
@starapton5374 2 ай бұрын
As a Vegas fan I really don’t have high expectations this go around. If we make it past the first round then I think I’d be happy after all the injuries this year.
@johnwendland7908
@johnwendland7908 2 ай бұрын
Dude we are beating Dallas in 6
@GabrielHodge
@GabrielHodge Ай бұрын
Play the ltir game a lil harder and maybe they can
@lucaswarren875
@lucaswarren875 2 ай бұрын
As a VGK fan. Bring on the tears. The Oilers ones taste so sweet
@inconnu4961
@inconnu4961 2 ай бұрын
Ha ha ha . . .nope, not this year!
@conorcahill5422
@conorcahill5422 2 ай бұрын
I am filled with excitement and relief as a Canucks fan for one simple reason; we would have been in SERIOUS trouble if we got LA, because they can never figure out how to combat their 1-3-1 defensive style. In saying that, to get Nashville, oh boy, this is going to be chomping at the bit. BRING IT ON NASHVILLE! #GoCanucksGo
@nathanspreitzer6738
@nathanspreitzer6738 2 ай бұрын
Look forward to this every year
@Sparky6115
@Sparky6115 Ай бұрын
14:05 aged like fine wine
@OlySandvich
@OlySandvich 2 ай бұрын
2 Rangers Notes: 1. Chytil's actually back practicing with the team! It's an awesome sign given the injury was regarded as potentially career-threatening. There's a decent chance he could end up playing depending how deep they go 2. President's Trophy curse is a fun meme, but the team that finishes 1st in the league has historically had a better success rate than any other spot in the standings. iirc #2 is actually the most "cursed"
@josephfernandez8015
@josephfernandez8015 2 ай бұрын
When the rangers last won the cup in 1994, they also won the President’s Trophy
@DiogenesTheCynic.
@DiogenesTheCynic. Ай бұрын
>Tree jinxes Dallas >Mark Stone comes back and scores the first goal lol what have you done 😂
@TheGhostFart
@TheGhostFart Ай бұрын
he didn't jinx dallas, that's just dallas sports
@DiogenesTheCynic.
@DiogenesTheCynic. Ай бұрын
@@TheGhostFart truuuuuuuuuuuu
@shiixsu
@shiixsu Ай бұрын
THANK GOD we didnt lose to vegas
@guacamole7198
@guacamole7198 2 ай бұрын
Carolina vs Dallas is the final I have for my bracket. Thanks a lot
@erinwilson1182
@erinwilson1182 Ай бұрын
I love how the power of friendship has become such a thing for the capitals that it made it into a tree video. Seriously though dude. I look forward to your videos every year. Keep them up. And thank you for not jinxing the Caps. I know your Penguin heart wanted to.
@Learnherobrine
@Learnherobrine Ай бұрын
I don't even watch Hockey but I can't miss a Haters Guide
@JahNuhThunDeeTheOneAndOnly
@JahNuhThunDeeTheOneAndOnly 2 ай бұрын
As a proud Sharks fan, I’m just waiting for the “Haters Guide to the 2024/25 Season” video.
@snakeeyes9246
@snakeeyes9246 2 ай бұрын
What about the debriefing video?
@Superstar6196
@Superstar6196 2 ай бұрын
"Saros is back to form". I'm having flashbacks.
@lisaweathers6783
@lisaweathers6783 Ай бұрын
as a knights fan im glad we assisted in knocking you guys out of contention
@koneheadcokehead4981
@koneheadcokehead4981 2 ай бұрын
I want the Caps to go to the Stanley Cup so badly and just wreck everyone’s hopes and dreams just for insanity
@J_Dawg90
@J_Dawg90 2 ай бұрын
@@randombutrelevant1606not the 2018 rematch 😭
@d9j2
@d9j2 2 ай бұрын
🦅⚔️🦅⚔️🦅
@MrTkillian
@MrTkillian 2 ай бұрын
Thank goodness. He predicted an early exit. That means the Bolts are winning another cup boys. Let's go!
@Pyrus425
@Pyrus425 2 ай бұрын
DALLAS! STARS! DALLAS! STARS! DALLAS! STARS!
@chinny18
@chinny18 Ай бұрын
Thanks for jinxing the Dallas Stars Tree! If that means that this year Luka's Mavs are winning it all (though less likely than Denver but yeah, a win is a win in the post-season that matters) for this year, I'll take it!
@ResoluteMujigae
@ResoluteMujigae 15 күн бұрын
Well look at that! Luka and the Mavericks are in the NBA Finals vs the Celtics.
@chinny18
@chinny18 15 күн бұрын
@@ResoluteMujigae Given Luka's run with the Mavs, yep. It could be historic if they win against the Celtics. But still thanking Tree now that the Stanley Cup finals are Oilers vs Panthers hahahaha
@islandmank
@islandmank Ай бұрын
Islanders Fan checking in. Keep em coming Tree! "Isles beating the Isles" no better quote for those first two games
@averymacleod6199
@averymacleod6199 2 ай бұрын
This is the most optimistic tree I ever seen and I am all for it so far
@iAmCyberwaste
@iAmCyberwaste 2 ай бұрын
IT'S THE MOST CHAOTIC TIME OF THE YEAR. AN ENTIRELY NEW SEASON WHERE YOU NEED 16 WINS TO HOIST THE CUP NAMED AFTER STANLEY... Not the company.
@joshdoldersum9132
@joshdoldersum9132 Ай бұрын
I was sitting here minding my own business enjoying the video when I suddenly realized I was listening to a Command & Conquer soundtrack. Take my upward extended thumb, sir.
@NakkiPie
@NakkiPie 2 ай бұрын
Wait.. Two hockey videos in a row? Who are you? (Please keep em coming) ❤
@MarloSoBalJr
@MarloSoBalJr 2 ай бұрын
How my Caps even made it to this tourney is beyond me. We are truly on hospice support, tho. 😅
@mrallday21
@mrallday21 2 ай бұрын
As a Caps fan, yes we weren't great this year but I'm embracing the chaos and look forward to Ovi hoisting the Stanley Cup again!
@BJBlaskovichGaming
@BJBlaskovichGaming Ай бұрын
Hate to burst your bubble, but you have yet another Congrats, Caps vid coming.
@belongtoit
@belongtoit Ай бұрын
Love the Trendkill reference. Glad to see the love for Pantera is still alive in Dallas hockey after all these years! The Dallas Stars fight song is legendary!
@colinarner790
@colinarner790 2 ай бұрын
Life time caps fan here. I’m just loving life, even if first round exit I’m happy. Also ovi will do it
@Jacobnorberg
@Jacobnorberg Ай бұрын
We need Pete DeBoer: A Legacy of Failure
@chiefkeef74
@chiefkeef74 22 күн бұрын
Boy this aged well 😂
@Jacobnorberg
@Jacobnorberg 17 күн бұрын
@@chiefkeef74 Yes it did. Still couldn’t get it done.
@cassandranugent2443
@cassandranugent2443 2 ай бұрын
Between your curse and Pete Deboer being their coach, I now believe Vegas stands a chance in their series against Dallas. Thanks Tree!
@michaelcolucci8237
@michaelcolucci8237 2 ай бұрын
Nice Pantera reference, Tree 🤘
@9timepokechamp
@9timepokechamp 2 ай бұрын
Congratulations on getting to 600k subscribers there UTree
@Maxville2
@Maxville2 2 ай бұрын
I'm so glad you've chosen to jinx Dallas and Carolina. Thank you!
@chiefkeef74
@chiefkeef74 2 ай бұрын
Last time he picked a Texas team to win a championship they actually won. The jinx is over
@troybaxter
@troybaxter 2 ай бұрын
As a Canes and Stars fan (Canes #1, Stars #2), I am not happy about this.
@ecoRfan
@ecoRfan Ай бұрын
Hurricanes gone
@bowdenproductions
@bowdenproductions 2 ай бұрын
Man, you were really nice to the Maple Leafs 😆 My dad and I dissect every game and I can’t remember a Maple Leafs team this good, but inconsistent. They rarely have a consistent 60 minutes, it’s like watching hockey on speed. The biggest difference makers in the Leafs Bruins series will be Max Domi and Tyler Bertuzzi, if those two can establish their games and get under some of the bruins skin, I think they can finally conquer the boogeyman. They could also get swept in 3 games. I’m so nervous to see what team shows up tomorrow. They have more personalities than a mental hospital.
@ajbolt7
@ajbolt7 Ай бұрын
4 games in and Vancouver’s already onto their THIRD goalie. So much for Demko
@ellienomaly
@ellienomaly Ай бұрын
man, tolopilo looked petrified. i fully understand
@ResoluteMujigae
@ResoluteMujigae 15 күн бұрын
Arturs looked pretty good.
@ResoluteMujigae
@ResoluteMujigae Ай бұрын
The Rangers have SWEPT the Capitals, making the end segment about the Caps age terribly. Also, in their Legacy of Failure, the Washington Capitals have pretty much been the Rangers’ punching bag, along with the fucking Penguins.
@devynlich00
@devynlich00 Ай бұрын
Not necessarily a legacy of failure if they won over the past 10 years
@ResoluteMujigae
@ResoluteMujigae Ай бұрын
@@devynlich00Their Legacy of Failure video happened before 2018.
@BJBlaskovichGaming
@BJBlaskovichGaming Ай бұрын
First Congrats video goes to…….THE WASHINGTON CAPITALS 😂😂😂😂
@BAMFshee
@BAMFshee Ай бұрын
If not the Capitals, or the Lightning, then the Jets. Somehow they managed to shit the bed worse than the Leafs have, and Toronto didn't bother to show up until Game 5 for the most part. That's impressive for all the wrong reasons.
@justinturley7071
@justinturley7071 Ай бұрын
They did something no other team did. They did not win a single game.
@Imsotired3673
@Imsotired3673 Ай бұрын
It might go to yk boston if they somehow do the same as they did last year with the panthers to the leafs
@CovertOwl
@CovertOwl 2 ай бұрын
The Gunstar Heroes music hits me in the nostalgia every single time
@captaincortez4917
@captaincortez4917 2 ай бұрын
Timestamps for all the contenders: 0:25 - Star-struck (Dallas Stars) 1:20 - Welcome to Hell[ebuyck] (Winnipeg Jets) 2:07 - Not Coloradover (Colorado Avalanche) 3:00 - Betting on the LTIR (Vegas Golden Knights) 4:06 - What is Sanity? (Vancouver Canucks) 4:49 - Holland Dreams (Edmonton Oilers) 5:56 - A Royal Consort (Los Angeles Kings) 6:55 - Barry Trotzky's Revolution (Nashville Predators) 7:52 - Prepare for the Hunt (Florida Panthers) 8:41 - Ghosts of Patrice (Boston Bruins) 9:41 - Boston Cream (Toronto Maple Leafs) 10:45 - Le Mâle Nikita (Tampa Bay Lightning) 11:44 - Apples for Artemi (New York Rangers) 12:50 - Self-Inflicted Chaos (Carolina Hurricanes) 13:56 - Experimental Necromancy (New York Islanders) 14:53 - Carbury for Jack Adams? (Washington Capitals) 16:03 (16:15) - The Roulette of Jinxing! 16:34 - Fighting: The Lost Art!
@TheForeverRanger
@TheForeverRanger 2 ай бұрын
Being a fan of the biggest villains in the NHL and NFL feels good. I got to see my NFL and NHL teams win titles in the same calendar year. Doesn't get any better than this.
@Dystopia1111
@Dystopia1111 2 ай бұрын
The Rays came so close in 2020 as well. Seeing Kevin Cash pull Blake Snell is still 1 of the biggest wtf moments I've ever seen in a baseball game.
@zacharyhelton8627
@zacharyhelton8627 2 ай бұрын
Another great video!!! Let’s the playoffs begin!!!
@PuckLuckChuck19
@PuckLuckChuck19 2 ай бұрын
It’s impossible for you to have watched the whole video, so how do you know it’s a great video?
@freakinnuclearfantasy2511
@freakinnuclearfantasy2511 2 ай бұрын
​@@PuckLuckChuck19because Urinating Tree uploaded it 🖕
@PuckLuckChuck19
@PuckLuckChuck19 2 ай бұрын
@@freakinnuclearfantasy2511no kidding genius, but the video is 16 minutes long and the comment came out when the video was 1 minute old, so it’s impossible for him to have watched the whole video and have a genuine opinion on it
@zacharyhelton8627
@zacharyhelton8627 2 ай бұрын
Anytime Urinating Tree uploads a video it’s always gonna be great!💯 One of the best on KZfaq!
@jameswysocki6806
@jameswysocki6806 2 ай бұрын
​@PuckLuckChuck19 Is it possible that he is a Patreon subscriber of Tree's and had early access to the video? I don't care either way, just playing Devil's advocate...
@ethanmiller7295
@ethanmiller7295 2 ай бұрын
Your jinxing busted my bracket, thanks tree
@tkdmike9345
@tkdmike9345 2 ай бұрын
Always the best video of the year
@TheLuiscelaya
@TheLuiscelaya 2 ай бұрын
Cmon Leafs, do the funniest thing 2 years in a row. Bruins losing again will make all of North America happy
@texasyt3742
@texasyt3742 2 ай бұрын
Cmon Bruins, do the funniest thing ever. Leafs losing again to Boston wouldn’t not only be tradition, it would be pure destiny
@stefanalexmedrano92
@stefanalexmedrano92 Ай бұрын
Not sure how the Jets escaped a "Congrats" video. Supposed defensive juggernaut and Vezina candidate and they choke horrendously and become the first ever NHL team to allow 5+ goals each in their first (and only) 5 Playoff games.
@tophercabba
@tophercabba Ай бұрын
so then that means colorado is the first team to score 5 plus goals in every game then eh :P
@BAMFshee
@BAMFshee Ай бұрын
Yeah, as embarrassing as the Leafs' loss was, the Jets were somehow even worse. Came into the playoffs on an eight-game winning streak, beat their opponent 7-0 a week before the playoffs, and then... - Outscored 2:1 across the series - Four straight losses by 3 goals or more - First team in NHL history to allow 5+ goals in each of the first five games of a series - Eliminated in 5 - Coach retires in disgrace - Rumours that the team might have to move in the near future due to poor local economy (a deep run might have helped) - Jets fans tempting fate by chanting "pull the goalie" to Georgiev in game 1 only for Hallebuyck to prolapse for the entire series while Georgiev got his act together Sounds like a perfect recipe for a Congrats vid to me, but eh.
@HawksNLionsFan_1200
@HawksNLionsFan_1200 2 ай бұрын
first full season of me watching hockey ever! pens fan cuz i go to uni in pa....what a whirlwind season
@Sinfulskyline
@Sinfulskyline Ай бұрын
I fully appreciate the F-Zero music throughout. 10/10
@Thaumius
@Thaumius Ай бұрын
Congrats Jets!
@BAMFshee
@BAMFshee Ай бұрын
No team this year has embarrassed themselves like the Jets have. How the hell do you lose in 5 and get outscored 2:1 against a team that you beat all three times you played them through the season, and won 7-0 against the week before the playoffs?! They averaged a GAA just short of *5* (excluding empty net goals) across the entire series! They had an eight game winning streak going into the playoffs, nine if you include Game 1, only to lose four straight by 3+ goals. I know the Avs are a great team, but that's just a *pathetic* showing.
@Thaumius
@Thaumius Ай бұрын
@@BAMFshee Connor HellaSucked 😂
@ResoluteMujigae
@ResoluteMujigae Ай бұрын
@@BAMFsheeI had them as my West winner. Boy, did I jinx them badly.
@BAMFshee
@BAMFshee Ай бұрын
@@ResoluteMujigae I had a gut feeling they weren't going to beat the Avalanche (they're a team that's proven they've got what it takes to beat hot opponents, and I had reservations about how the Jets would do in the playoffs even coming off of that hot streak and going 3-0 against Colorado in the regular season), but I was expecting it to at least be a close series (especially after how much of a shootout Game 1 was). I'm extremely disappointed in them.
@tophercabba
@tophercabba Ай бұрын
@@BAMFshee the goals for for the avs were 6.5,6,5,6 so how do u get five outta that lol 5.6 GAA
@MazeDaGr8
@MazeDaGr8 2 ай бұрын
3:44 is that Smackdown Shut Your Mouth story mode Music i hear? 😁👌🏾 very Good Tree
@mesousagaby740
@mesousagaby740 2 ай бұрын
OH MY BROTHER
@elijahoder3667
@elijahoder3667 2 ай бұрын
Happy 600k Tree!
@sdt1sdt
@sdt1sdt Ай бұрын
Mr. Tree, or may I call you Urinating? Epic channel and great episode as always. I'm retired and live in downtown Toronto and have been a Leafs fan all my life. I don't think being a Leafs fan is bad for people with high blood pressure. I think being a Leaf's fan is what GIVES people high blood pressure...
@ColinButler-dq7pj
@ColinButler-dq7pj 2 ай бұрын
My cup pick Dallas vs Tampa 2020 rematch
@TragicaMagica
@TragicaMagica 2 ай бұрын
You know the playoffs begin when UTree posts the Hater’s Guide Also GO PREDS!!!!
@danilogarcia599
@danilogarcia599 Ай бұрын
Loved the gun star heroes music on Tampa Bay, nice touch.
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