God: why won't you die!

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@@kaiserklausmouse it's not in the video, it was an actual quote

@@Sumschmuck it was mentioned in Infographics show's video on royal inbreeding as well.

Love the quote, where it's from

And father/husband

That's only because they have the same face!

Brilliant comment

Reminds me of that mumbling character from family guy.

Brother/son

Yep

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god rlly said "nope!" and made him infertile to keep him from further inbreeding 💀💀💀

Yup

It's a mercy of nature that this line wasn't able to continue.

Charles V’s portraits seem idealized (the beard hides his jaw however) but Charles II? He doesn’t look any better at all. I think the 17th century portraits were more accurate than the 16th century ones.

I keep imagining how they smelled. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

@@DarlingNikki2 kzfaq.infoUgkx55lawxQzeh3mClWG227Zu6keiwYRjcy1

The Spanish court painters didn't flatter people as much as the painters of the other noble houses did.

Blud got that zesty ahh jaw

How to tell if your related same jawline lol

Haaaaa

lol

I wonder if Quagmire is related to them

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That Roman numeral 5 is the actual shape of his jaw.

@@garrettsattem4799 🤣💀

@@garrettsattem4799 the comment and this reply have me dead, how in gods name do yall come up with this 💀

@@garrettsattem4799 chin so sharp, you can cut open cans with it

oversimplfied reference

Lmaoooo 😂😂😂😂

Some times niece and uncle could also love their faces

I see why he has grown the beard.

Wait what?, Never noticed it in paintings.

Yes I was surprised Emperor Franz Joseph didn't get it. His face looked pretty normal.

@@winnienguyen4420 the famous jaw was only around from around 1440-1700, pedro's jaw probably wasn't linked to that anymore. Also it was not as ubiquitous as is commonly assumed; you can look at the habsburg emperors starting from maximilian I, only about a third of them in that time period had a noticable jaw. While incest certainly was a problem, its effects are nowadays commonly exaggerated. Not every health problem of the kings was due to inbreeding, a lot of it is simply poor standards of medicine at the time.

@@halftime919 Half Life

Didn’t the practice die out before before the overthrow of the monarchy? I believe the last queen of Hawaii wasn’t even related to the royals, so I wonder if the practice indeed ended by then. Do let me know if you know.

This is the way history is supposed to be viewed. Sure, it's not pretty but I'd rather know it than not know it.

Wonder why Moana didn't mention anything about it... Kind of shifts my entire perspective of the movie.

@@themonsterunderyourbed9408 I’d wager she wasn’t Hawaiian.

@@Justin-pe9cl Moana is Polynesian. Hawaii is part of the Polynesian islands.

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Reality is often disappointing

Many sacrifices were made in the pursuit of perfection

@@thechin9241 Little did they know you couldn’t manipulate a Gigachad into existence. He enters reality on his own accord.

I don’t think “gigs chads” existed back then, go look up ancient/historical artwork and sculptures: everyone seemed to have round or oval faces even the men back then only had oval faces apparently. I don’t think sexual dimorphism in the face didn’t evolve in the human race until very recently like in the seventies in the EARLIEST….

I heard he also drooled and had to have a handkerchief continually available.

@@georgiafrye2815his tongue was so big he could hardly keep it in his mouth.

in his position i think i might not want to

I think it was Charles V that originally wrote and performed the song “We’re here for a good time (Not a long time)” The group Trooper took a while to decipher what Charles V was singing about.

He was mentally challenged.

😂 oh my

What hundredth of yearth of inbreeding doeth to a bloodline

Darwin Award

@jibril2473 The perfect award for them, especially in a literal biological sense.

Gotta keepb the bloodline "pure"

Sweet Home Alabama

Ha! I also had corrective jaw surgery for prognathism. As far as I know (and dear god I hope they're not) my parents aren't actually related, it was just a freak coincidence they both had the genes for it. Good luck on your recovery, it's a rough surgery to recover from!

How big is your chin?

@@cristhianramirez6939 PLS WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT

Damn the algorithm clowning on you hard rn

that last part is fucking gross

Not just then. Photos and paintings of Stalin didn't show his pockmarks either. Images of Kim Il-Sung never showed the gigantic disgusting tumor on the right back of his neck, which is why images of him later in life always have his head turned to his right with the viewer being to Kim's left.

@@IrishCarneyStalin’s official pictures were probably airbrushed but other pictures (such as ones with him alongside Churchill and FDR) were probably very accurate to his true face.

Robespierre had some facial scarring but there’s no evidence that he was ‘hideously’ (as in his whole face was covered completely) scarred. He wasn’t the most healthy man regardless.

This wasn’t medieval. It was early modern.

@@ferretyluv "it was early modern" 🤓🤓🤓 as far as anyone is concerned, medieval times were any time from 1000 ad to the 1700s ad 1700s was colonial times 1800s was industrial/imperial times 1900s was late imperial/pre modern times 2000s is modern times

Precisely so.

Of which was very common in the US prior to the 1900s with no Biblical restriction. That is, it is not a sin. And the recent studies done show there is very little difference in genetic deformities than that of strangers. Not saying you should marry your first cousin. Just saying you may not like the facts if you look it up yourself.

@@eddtoro Little known Canadian fact: The first Prime Minister of Canada John A.McDonald was married to his first cousin, and on the list of who a person can legally marry in Canada, a First Cousin is one of them. (I wonder who had _That_ law passed ?) 🤦‍♂️

Well maybe their cousin was hot🤷‍♂️ In a more serious way, cousin and intra-family was an incredibly common thing in pre-modern era. It's really not a big deal, unless you keep doing it for multiple generations, in which you would end up like Habsburgs....

Family wreath instead of family tree.

@@GhostBear3067 The ultimate cycle

A tree with no branches

Come on, the correct spelling's in the video's title.

@@rosiefay7283 "The House of Habsburg (/ˈhæpsbɜːrɡ/), alternatively spelled *Hapsburg* in English and also known as the House of Austria is one of the most prominent and important dynasties in European history." - Wiki-Fucking-pedia :)

🎶"Sweet House Von Habsburg"🎶

Royals haven't completely stopped the practice. In places like the UK. Or the nobles in places like Germany. They still prefer cousins or other relatives to marry into, who are almost always other nobles.

@@genericscout5408 Nobles still exist in Germany?

@@alsanderandciaran Yes, but it's mostly just titles now. They don't hold any real significant political power

@@genericscout5408 bri ish moment

@@perseus274 im so confused, excuses for what

@@cykablyat9526 They're probably interpreting your comment about the disease also affecting people with non-incestuous heritage as: "The Habsburgs didn't practice incest." People on the internet are weird like that.

Genetic diseases is often the hardest to cure

@@egg-iu3fe yes, it has a high chance of reappearing even if its treated perfectly

@@perseus274or you just go get an education.

That sounds about right.

^ he was the charles I with the horrible jaw thing. charles I of Spain, V of the HRE i think

yeah there were like 30+ dynasties right? And the new dynasties often married relatives of the prior dynasties to gain legitimacy and considering the dynasties of Egypt were Egyptians, Nubians, Libyans, Assyrians, Mesopotamians and Greeks I presume that helped a bit with the genetic diversity.

@@viorp5267 Nah most of the rulers had Egyptian blood in them so certain genes had time to mutate and weaken the next generation even if there were not "pure" Egyptian. Males in particular suffer from this while females did better. It's hard to say since many were stylized in statues and monuments but in general you'd rather be Cleopatra than Tutankamun who was practically disabled making him an easy target for assassination. At least Cleopatra went out on her own terms.

@@melindacadarette3447 guess the gods were still angry for his father's monotheism

@@EternalEmperorofZakuul you mean imenhotep iv?

The majority of those Dynasties were all Africans starting with the very first Dynasty for the exception of the Hyksos, Romans and Greeks (the latter groups were colonists/invaders and shouldn’t even be considered as Dynasties). The Egyptians and Nubians come from the same race, their genetic makeup wouldn’t be drastically different.

Egypt played 4D chess while Hapsburgs were struggling with Checkers.

@@concept5631 💀

@@mrtrollnator123 Fr

I wouldn't be surprised given the time period Egypt's pharaohs were in(the BC where most countries didn't even exist yet) that "marrying his sister" was really more about relying on the royal families to support each other in actual rulership. The marriage was just so his sister would have an official position that wouldn't be sacrilegious to the common populations. The funny thing is a game I play "Crusader Kings" I've done exactly this. I married my ruler to a half sister who was slutty in order to obtain an alliance with the other half of the kingdom. Then I just had my ruler become celibate and the slutty sister just so happened to become pregnant on her own, because she was cheating on her brother. Then I just ignored the question of family lineage and welcomed all 4 of the new heirs to the throne that she birthed from randoms she had been breeding with.

​@@setcheck67That's probably hilariously accurate for the region

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I would off myself

@@josefigueroa3930 who wouldn’t

Charles II is one of the cases were not being born at all is the preferable option.

I mean tetnically we all have the constant chance of death every second... Not as great of a chance but a chance.

@@tell-me-a-story- aneurysm moment

Ironic I would say.

YES!!! REAL man of culture here!

I see you're a man of culture as well

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The Crimson Rivers plot twist.

I am extremely skeptical in regard to 'inbreeding' claim, as most of the 'history' done by the Anglo-Saxons not everyone is at it seems to be embellished propaganda. Spanis Crow had some inbreeding but not much more than other royal families . Just like with the black legend things are way overexaggerate.

The cousin marriage solved nothing. In fact some genetic tests shown that families who each mixed with cousins for sever generations ended up MORE inbred and with a smaller gene pool than kids literal direct incest. A tiny puddle of people who intermarries so much end up having the same genes anyway.

One well known example is King Tut who was inbred and very deformed, so i’m quite surprised the video didn’t mention it at all

I read jaw as "jew" which was pretty funny. What did you read it as?

Interesting.

Applicable!

Destroyable!

JAW OF DESTRUCTION!

What does that have to do with anything?

@@michaelhowell2326 The Spanish deposed their monarchy in the early 19th century probably for this reason. Later they wanted a new monarch and looked for a Noble in another country. I believe that France and Prussia had their favorite candidates and pressured the Spanish. Bismarck forged a letter that insulted the French and the war started. It was one of the videos from Time Ghost.

@@657449 ok. Gotcha.

@@657449 aka spanish crown crisis?

Yup, most royal paintings are something between a very flattering Instagram filter and Photoshop on face to completely AI generated image based on description if we use modern equivalents. Realistic paintings are a very recent thing in history in general too, most were stylized on purpose.

Spanish royal painters weren't like that. Look at Queen Mary painted by a Spanish painters vs by an English court one.

Then it's desirable.

The one who had it in the most severe case died out. The austrian habsburgs werent that inbred. Just to a normal degree for their time.

@@MMadesen In the majority of cases, aristocrats married aristocrats in the course of history, but today this is not necessarily fashionable, perhaps they also realized the harmful effects of inbreeding DNA Although that red guy in Great Britain Harry made a good choice with that black girl, there was a problem because in this case it is not certain that the joint child will be white and even Queen Elizabeth II, who has since died, was allegedly offended by this, allegedly for this reason as well Harry was partially divorced from the British Royal House In the Hofburg Vienna, which has existed since 1279 and is one of the largest Renaissance buildings in Europe, it covers 240,000 square meters, has 18 building sections, 54 staircases, 26 corridors, 19 courtyards and 2,600 rooms. 5,000 people live and work in the complex. It's no small experience in live, you seriously feel like a dwarf when you enter the yard and look around

Germanic and Anglo-Saxon people have long, horse-like faces while Slavs have wider jawlines and sport a military buzz cut very often.

@@jackwalker3311 Anglo Saxon people are germanic. And what your saying is of course a very rough generalization. But there is some truth in that.

@@jackwalker3311 The British are a mixed breed, although they classify themselves as "Celts" racially, but in truth, it should be better to look into the DNA to see if there really is a separate Celtic people Britain was first occupied by the Vikings, then used by the Romans as a retirement site for aging legionnaires There are also a lot of Spanish Catalans and French immigrants, but I have also seen quite a few Italian-looking Britons, and there is also a visible German population in Great Britain But it cannot be clearly determined what the "British" origin covers, because there are no external typical identifying marks, as for example with Scandinavians, Italians, Germans, Jews, Dutch people, the issue of race can be clearly identified even on the basis of the face There is no such thing as Anglo Saxon: you are British or Irish or Saxon, but the Saxons are German, not British Saxony still exists today: German province Saxony is a province of Germany, its capital is Dresden Population: around 4,000

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nuh uh he forced a child to strip and have a portrait of her hung up in court cuz she was fat and made her a jester

Its still happening with the Aristocracy. They are so greedy, they don.t want to share their Cash.

Not humanity mostly royalty I don't think peasants we're inbred like this

Excellent point

#HESUGLY

Thank you for the medical school lecture

Delayed Darwin award

I wouldn’t call this a good thing. Royal houses going extinct causes succession crises and wars that usually involve multiple other kingdoms with an interest in who exactly gets the throne. I know this might be a joke, but it’s basically unneeded bloodshed.

I guess nature always does the right thing...

Who else? but quagmire!

😂😂😂

Yep! We polys love sleeping with our relatives! 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣😩

*Ruiner Winkler Ogerkeifer

Mostly just bluff via hooting, chest thumping and stopping right at the end of a charge

Jane Goodall already did.

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He surrounded himself with people that had deformities and spat on them for being freaks and he himself was the biggest one.

@@anyoneofus9948did he pay them because aye therapy is just learning to cope

He's dead. Long dead. I doubt he cares

Simping for royals much?

He was actually really crappy person

This is exactly why sweJ are known to have an inordinate amount of deformities among them.

Excuse me, why "sweet home Alabama"?

@@nenisguevaragomez8122 Uh, Trump! Obviously!!

@@SeptemberChild1835 why Trump??

HA HA HA!!! Another Trump joke??? LOL. 😃🌈🌈