The Hopeless Game You Need To Play

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Vsauce2

Vsauce2

3 жыл бұрын

Nothing seems easier, clearer, and more obvious than choosing who to vote for. We’ve done it for thousands of years across cultures ranging from Ancient Greek city-states to tribal democracies in the Americas. And now that we’re about to elect a President of KZfaq, it’s time to look at how complex seemingly-simple decision theory can really be.
When you decide whether to dive head first into the Whang! Gang or sign your life over to the The Cult of Pebbles, you’re going through a process that involves multiple behavioral paradoxes, quirks of game theory, and… even the same sort of problem when you and your friends try to figure out where to eat.
The deeper you go into the analysis, the harder it becomes. You can focus too much on trivial things. You can invent differences that might not even be there. You can get wrapped up in outside emotion and ignore what’s right in front of you… yet you emerge confident that you know exactly what you want for yourself and everyone else.
In a way, it’s a hopeless game we have to play. But we get a little smarter and a little better every time.
Thanks to Whang! and psychicpebbles for their selfless commitment to public service as we all endeavor to improve our great KZfaq Nation:
Whang!: / whangwhangwhang
Pebbles: / psychicpebbles
** SOURCES **
Marquis de Condorcet, “Foundations of Social Choice and Political Theory” (1793): www.amazon.com/Condorcet-Foun...
Jones, Bradford, et al. “Condorcet Winners and the Paradox of Voting: Probability Calculations for Weak Preference Orders.” The American Political Science Review, vol. 89, no. 1, 1995, pp. 137-144. JSTOR, www.jstor.org/stable/2083080.
Cargile, James. “The Sorites Paradox.” The British Journal for the Philosophy of Science, London, Vol. 20, N. 1, May 1969
Guerrero, Alexander. “The Paradox of Voting and the Ethics of Political Representation.” Philosophy & Public Affairs, vol. 38, no. 3, 2010, pp. 272-306: www.jstor.org/stable/40783282
Börgers, Tilman. “Costly Voting.” The American Economic Review, vol. 94, no. 1, 2004, pp. 57-66. JSTOR, https:/www.jstor.org/stable/3592769
Bradberry, Brent A. “A Geometric View of Some Apportionment Paradoxes.” Mathematics Magazine, vol. 65, no. 1, 1992, pp. 3-17. www.jstor.org/stable/2691355
Neubauer, Michael G., and Margo G. Gartner. “A Proposal for Apportioning the House.” PS: Political Science and Politics, vol. 44, no. 1, 2011, pp. 77-79. www.jstor.org/stable/40984487
Review of Environmental Economics and Policy, Volume 9 Issue 2, Summer 2015: academic.oup.com/reep/issue/9/2
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@KyrieFortune
@KyrieFortune 3 жыл бұрын
"Technically, you'd die from dehydration first" That means the thirst bar empties faster, solved, drink first
@brettjenkins1645
@brettjenkins1645 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that’s what I’m thinking right now. The indecision would cease as soon as the thirst outweighed the hunger. Almost instantaneously if the rate of hunger and thirst accelerate differently
@_ruted
@_ruted 3 жыл бұрын
you eat first food has water present in it
@KyrieFortune
@KyrieFortune 3 жыл бұрын
@@_ruted so, watermelon?
@NotaPlagueDoctor300
@NotaPlagueDoctor300 3 жыл бұрын
Alternative answer:drink bagel bites and eat mountain dew..solved
@Sentient_Blob
@Sentient_Blob 3 жыл бұрын
Rage of ores The pizza bagels are very salty, they would increase your thirst levels
@JustinWhangYt
@JustinWhangYt 3 жыл бұрын
Haven't finished the video yet but I'm assuming I won
@stashthevampede9480
@stashthevampede9480 3 жыл бұрын
Hah!
@bigmangabe
@bigmangabe 3 жыл бұрын
Even if you lose pretend you win no matter what.
@Markovian_
@Markovian_ 3 жыл бұрын
Whang! Well you got my vote!
@l0serb0i
@l0serb0i 3 жыл бұрын
Hey Whang! My wife loves your videos...wait
@theunholybanana4745
@theunholybanana4745 3 жыл бұрын
Whang Gang for the win!
@Deathnotefan97
@Deathnotefan97 3 жыл бұрын
"Well technically (you die) of dehydration first" That's exactly why if you are equally both hungry _and_ thirsty, you drink first
@rainydeestar
@rainydeestar 3 жыл бұрын
Eating food is easier
@Deathnotefan97
@Deathnotefan97 3 жыл бұрын
​@@rainydeestar It takes much longer for the body to process food than it does drink And eating is not easier than drinking, you gotta chew when you eat, but when drinking you only have to swallow
@rainydeestar
@rainydeestar 3 жыл бұрын
@@Deathnotefan97 Idk, if i was in that situation, I would see that first I would have to open the bottle And so, first I would put the food in my mouth, and then open the bottle and drink
@puckie643
@puckie643 3 жыл бұрын
@@rainydeestar But you also have to move the food aaaall the way to your mouth and then chew it What kinda logic is that lmao
@rainydeestar
@rainydeestar 3 жыл бұрын
@@puckie643 The time I open the bottle, I would have already stuffed something in my mouth
@someone-dv4yv
@someone-dv4yv 2 жыл бұрын
“Do i eat or drink” “You have access to both of them, they’re right in front of you”
@lumihasmilk
@lumihasmilk 2 жыл бұрын
r/technicallythetruth
@sandrallancherosg
@sandrallancherosg 2 жыл бұрын
I don't have this problem...😀
@manyworldsin1
@manyworldsin1 2 жыл бұрын
Food contains water. Water does not contain food. You will also retain water better if you eat first and then drink water, Assuming you are not so dehydrated that swallowing would be injurious.
@BIastoises
@BIastoises 2 жыл бұрын
@@manyworldsin1 unless someone else drinks that water and the food in their mouth goes to that water
@godsleftcheek
@godsleftcheek 2 жыл бұрын
@@manyworldsin1 mountain dew has tons of calories
@psychicpebbles
@psychicpebbles 3 жыл бұрын
ermmm i better landslide
@Hal9000ize
@Hal9000ize 3 жыл бұрын
I'm leaking worm odyssey and you can't stop me
@Pleasestoptalkingthanks
@Pleasestoptalkingthanks 3 жыл бұрын
Erm, you better slide on that belly first little mister
@HarryWuzHere
@HarryWuzHere 3 жыл бұрын
erm indeed
@godawful5600
@godawful5600 3 жыл бұрын
when is the live debate between you and Whang?
@SPAMMAN123456789
@SPAMMAN123456789 3 жыл бұрын
Goblins have been under the boot of KZfaq for TOO LONG!
@Vijwal
@Vijwal 3 жыл бұрын
Vsause: or is it? Vsause2: Right? *WRONG*
@steveliu9995
@steveliu9995 3 жыл бұрын
Vsause 2: Right? Wrong. Vsauce: Or is it?
@gearbreaker9645
@gearbreaker9645 3 жыл бұрын
Vsauce2 slogan right there
@mellylivestreams2008
@mellylivestreams2008 3 жыл бұрын
you forgot vsauce 3
@datboyace13
@datboyace13 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know why I started hearing that little inquisitive jingle that plays as soon as he says "or is it?"
@FenrizNNN
@FenrizNNN 3 жыл бұрын
How about Vsauce 4? We don't talk about that here
@louismei5695
@louismei5695 3 жыл бұрын
0:40 - Decision-theory paradox by Jean Buridan 4:48 - Hotelling's Law by Harold Hotelling 6:33 - C. Northcote Parkinson problem by C. Northcote Parkinson 7:13 - "Tyanny of Small Decisions" by Alfred E. Khan 7:25 - Sayre's Law by Wallace Stanley Sayre 9:18 - "Abilene Paradox" by Jerry B. Harvey 9:41 - Arrow's Impossibility Theorem by Kenneth J. Arrow 10:42 - Greek Sorites Paradox (Unknown author) 11:19 - Anthony Down's Paradox of Voting by Anthony Downs 11:27 - Apportionment Paradox by Peyton Young and Michel Balinski 11:34 - Population Paradox (Unknown author) 11:43 - Hans-Werner Sinn's 'Green Paradox' by Hans-Werner Sinns
@kiwifruit2245
@kiwifruit2245 3 жыл бұрын
thanks
@ccuny1
@ccuny1 2 жыл бұрын
10:22 The Condorcet Paradox (Nicolas de Condorcet).
@ruilindeng4301
@ruilindeng4301 Жыл бұрын
Man really did a Works Cited page for Vsauce
@corruptedsmurf260
@corruptedsmurf260 Жыл бұрын
Years ago, a customer told me about the 5-2-1 method of decision making. In this context, it was for deciding where to eat. His wife would list 5 restaurants, he would pick 2 of those 5, then she would pick 1 of the last 2. Always wondered how that would pan out in an election...
@kjoc70
@kjoc70 3 жыл бұрын
"Well, technically, dehydration first." I guess that answers whether you should eat or drink first.
@Knightway1
@Knightway1 3 жыл бұрын
@Fernando the MI HOY MINOY I saw it change in front of my eyes
@therainbowknight
@therainbowknight 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's what I thought
@RedRad1990
@RedRad1990 3 жыл бұрын
And as always, thanks for waaaa- not so fast!
@amayurubashaka3608
@amayurubashaka3608 3 жыл бұрын
@Maximal's Personal Profile Yeah but still, you would have more time to eat the food later than drink and you might not get as much water as you need from the food.
@GoldieDoggy
@GoldieDoggy 3 жыл бұрын
@Maximal's Personal Profile but if it is between a drink and salty food (like the bagel bites), it's better to drink than make yourself even more thirsty
@117johnpar
@117johnpar 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that Zack didnt go for the "listen here fat" shtick upsets me to my core.
@Duenschissdoktor
@Duenschissdoktor 3 жыл бұрын
look fat come on fat
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 3 жыл бұрын
One thing! Just one thing! Please tell IT to me: WHY tf do I have so many fans even though no KZfaqr is unprettier than I am? WORLDWIDE!!!! WHY??? Tell me, dear hara
@goosebumper88
@goosebumper88 3 жыл бұрын
@@Duenschissdoktor We'll do push ups, jumping jacks, run a marathon, organize a militia, go on a date, kiss passionately. Whatever you want to do, I'll prove I'm fit
@MLG_1738
@MLG_1738 3 жыл бұрын
"And I'll tell you something else"
@Hal9000ize
@Hal9000ize 3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY You're getting nervous man!
@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 9 ай бұрын
This perfectly explains the effectiveness of "sleeping on it". By allowing yourself to take a step back, and forgetting the details, it allows you to actually make the choice easier. Not saying it'll be better, I don't know that, but easier.
@chrisiscool
@chrisiscool 3 жыл бұрын
"Whould you eat or drink?" Me, who just putted the food in my mouth at same time as i am drinking water : wha?
@WolfeSpeider
@WolfeSpeider 3 жыл бұрын
Remember, a vote for Zach is a vote for Worm Odyssey. So basically this is a no-brainer.
@archedzero4398
@archedzero4398 3 жыл бұрын
All I want to know is, what is his explanation for the shortage of pokemon cards and sonic the hedgehog figures in our country
@MikesBigWorkshop
@MikesBigWorkshop 3 жыл бұрын
@@archedzero4398 That was Cory's doing.
@connorbiel
@connorbiel 3 жыл бұрын
layne staley 👌🏼
@sswpp8908
@sswpp8908 3 жыл бұрын
Goblins are severely underrepresented in government which is why Zach has my vote.
@StrattonDraws
@StrattonDraws 3 жыл бұрын
Ted Cruz needs a friend
@Rickety3263
@Rickety3263 3 жыл бұрын
GLM!
@ptr4410
@ptr4410 3 жыл бұрын
Trump made an official statement on h3's pod that he will ban goblins and witches which is atrocious and must be looked into. I vote for Zach to undermine these racist preconceptions.
@EnigmacTheFirst
@EnigmacTheFirst 3 жыл бұрын
idon'tevenknowanymore based?
@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929
@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929 3 жыл бұрын
@@cantrememberwhatimdoin I knew a kid who went to my school, they had green skin. He also had no ears, or ear holes. Yeah, he was pretty strange, not as strange as one of the other classmates I had, but still strange.
@jomiar309
@jomiar309 3 жыл бұрын
I am always delighted by your videos, and always seem to forget how awesome they are until I'm watching one. You are a true visionary!
@planet4170
@planet4170 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin's kids: 1) „I ate the last cookie right? WRONG!“ 2) „I have to go to the dentist right? WRONG! 3)...right? WRONG! continue if u have better examples
@alisonabrooks
@alisonabrooks 3 жыл бұрын
I have to stop playing Xbox? Right? WRONG!
@pigman6954
@pigman6954 3 жыл бұрын
I got in trouble at school? Right? WRONG!
@yipp-7841
@yipp-7841 3 жыл бұрын
I did my homework right? WRONG
@anthonyjarvis6037
@anthonyjarvis6037 3 жыл бұрын
When kevin’s kids grow up You did your homework, right? WRONG! You did your chores, right? WRONG! You ate your vegetables, right? WRONGGGG!!!!
@pussinboots9983
@pussinboots9983 3 жыл бұрын
Am I adopted, right? WRONG! *starts crying*
@lotoa3383
@lotoa3383 3 жыл бұрын
Vsauce: "Hotelling's law" Me: "looks like it's something they discovered studying hotels" Vsauce: "... By economist Harold Hotelling" Me: oh..
@Kre8-1duH
@Kre8-1duH 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly me too lol
@ElijahJD1126
@ElijahJD1126 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly my thought process.
@jamesalewis
@jamesalewis 3 жыл бұрын
I've heard it explained... using actual hotels... so I was already familiar, just not with the knowledge that it's the guy's name
@crimxon_falcon6922
@crimxon_falcon6922 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@william7yifans
@william7yifans 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamesalewis The way I understand it is that if you told two people to guess a number between 1 and 100, in order, optimal choice dictates that the first person chooses 50/51 and the second person chooses the other, and any other number will yield you a sub 50% chance of winning. If each customer counts as one of the numbers, then rather than probability it can represent the population you cover
@vertigo1372
@vertigo1372 3 жыл бұрын
Just dip the bagel bites in the Mountain Dew. Problem solved.
@greenscreengamer8008
@greenscreengamer8008 3 жыл бұрын
Your profile makes this so much better
@judejohnson3668
@judejohnson3668 3 жыл бұрын
Right? WRONG!
@jamesstanley6613
@jamesstanley6613 3 жыл бұрын
But do you dip the bagel bites in the mountain dew, or pour the mountain dew on the bagel bites?
@shaun1446
@shaun1446 3 жыл бұрын
Vsauce:listin here you little smarty
@shaun1446
@shaun1446 3 жыл бұрын
There are 2 gas stores and you are hungry 1 has low gas price but high food price the other one has low food price but high gas prices which gas store will you chose
@Joe_Potts
@Joe_Potts 3 жыл бұрын
Vote for Madness OR Cheese?? Why not both?! Vote for the Daedric Prince Sheogorath!!!!
@peckychicken
@peckychicken 3 жыл бұрын
Vsauce: "hm eat or drink?" Me: "just do both"
@sohangchopra6478
@sohangchopra6478 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly, that's what O thought too!
@varvaramir
@varvaramir 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin be like: "1+1 is 2. right? WRONG!!!
@avinashkumar2411
@avinashkumar2411 3 жыл бұрын
It's 10 in binary btw.
@nicolastorres147
@nicolastorres147 3 жыл бұрын
Well, it could be 0 in Z/2Z
@anawesomepet
@anawesomepet 3 жыл бұрын
It’s 1.9999999999999 repeating.
@peckychicken
@peckychicken 3 жыл бұрын
Someone once proved it and it took them 362 pieces of paper
@God-gi9iu
@God-gi9iu 3 жыл бұрын
Oo
@Mauripsu
@Mauripsu 3 жыл бұрын
"Technically dehadration first" Then drink first
@randomtori1878
@randomtori1878 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah and there's plenty of calories in the mountain dew
@58mph48
@58mph48 3 жыл бұрын
Mountain dew contains excessive amounts of sodium, sugar, and caffeine. Each of these (especially sodium) take water to metabolize/offset, meaning drinking the mountain dew could mean death coming even sooner. The bagel, bites, on the other hand, were previously frozen, meaning the moisture in them is all on the top. Almost all food has moisture as almost all sugary drinks have calories.
@Mauripsu
@Mauripsu 3 жыл бұрын
@@58mph48 Just drink the MD and after that eat the bagels
@kari548
@kari548 2 жыл бұрын
But there's sauce in the bites
@Mauripsu
@Mauripsu 2 жыл бұрын
@Patrick Schmalstig 58 mph is Vsauce's alt and none of us know
@theamazingcj2748
@theamazingcj2748 3 жыл бұрын
Every time Kevin says "WRONG" I'm reminded of the Spongebob episode where he learns to make a krabby patty. It was one of my favorite episodes as a kid and idk why.
@onlookerofthings6029
@onlookerofthings6029 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty much everyone agrees the Krusty Krab Training Video episode is one of the best
@gsczo
@gsczo 3 жыл бұрын
I have always wondered about this and it feels so good to finally have a logical answer, I've never understood why competitors were so close to each other, like, wtf? Now I get it, what a relief lol!
@ronswanson1704
@ronswanson1704 3 жыл бұрын
Just with the fact that Zach is hiding one Tomar Emerald in his greasy grasps means that he will undoubtedly win.
@sabotabo7476
@sabotabo7476 3 жыл бұрын
Hadel chuckled. “You mean the Tomar Emeralds?”
@IamtheSun100
@IamtheSun100 3 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna be completely honest, Zach could say he plans on making a death ray to melt the ice caps and kill ALL polar bears and I’d still vote for him
@justangelathegamer
@justangelathegamer 2 жыл бұрын
499 likes and no reply? Let me fix that
@simarkarmani4034
@simarkarmani4034 Жыл бұрын
I wouldn't
@mind-gap2020
@mind-gap2020 3 жыл бұрын
the possibility of experiments with this is ... amazing
@pussinboots9983
@pussinboots9983 3 жыл бұрын
So many paradoxes... Glad you put those links in the description.
@grugthecaveman4565
@grugthecaveman4565 3 жыл бұрын
“Go Green and Retired” Vote PsychicPebbles
@Kascaded
@Kascaded 3 жыл бұрын
Always remember that he is green and retired.
@BunnLilah
@BunnLilah 3 жыл бұрын
@@Kascaded But also remember the extremely important fact that he is retired and green.
@Kascaded
@Kascaded 3 жыл бұрын
Plinko Penguin indeed, it is important to take note that he in in fact GREEN and he is also RETIRED.
@scarletbard6511
@scarletbard6511 3 жыл бұрын
You three seem to be forgetting the fact that this individual is entirely green, as well as retired.
@Dr3Mc3Ninja
@Dr3Mc3Ninja 3 жыл бұрын
Cult of Pebbles. He will ensure I am looked after, when I am green and retired.
@Scarecrow2140
@Scarecrow2140 3 жыл бұрын
he will guarantee the tomar emeralds are found and put in the hands of our goblin overlord
@Dave_W861
@Dave_W861 2 жыл бұрын
This needs to be a whole book, or video series. Amazing video.
@thebrazilianluigi2142
@thebrazilianluigi2142 3 жыл бұрын
Why tf is ssoyung an candidate she eats living cute octopuses that just wanted to live their life in peace
@donk5058
@donk5058 2 жыл бұрын
Yes because that octopus definitely wouldn’t have been shark food if not eaten by her
@thebrazilianluigi2142
@thebrazilianluigi2142 2 жыл бұрын
@@donk5058 I think being eaten by her is at least 10x worse
@ThePeaterBeater
@ThePeaterBeater 2 жыл бұрын
@@donk5058 so it’s okay to remove it from nature and eat it live while it’s out of water bc otherwise they would stay a part of the ocean ecosystem?
@eyeballqueenofrats
@eyeballqueenofrats 2 жыл бұрын
at least sharks don’t skin animals alive and throw salt on the skinless alive creatures to watch them thrash in pain before eating them
@thebrazilianluigi2142
@thebrazilianluigi2142 2 жыл бұрын
@@eyeballqueenofrats Also most of the time its reef sharks, aka even if a shark gets the octopus it wont kill it most of the time. Also even if it loses an arm it can regenerate with time. I completely agree with you, too.
@BattletoDeath
@BattletoDeath 3 жыл бұрын
The greatest collab I've ever seen.
@swansonjoe7121
@swansonjoe7121 3 жыл бұрын
So happy to see kevin call Zach a goblin is all I needed
@gaganzanwar
@gaganzanwar 3 жыл бұрын
For me second greatest the greatest is Infinity Was
@SrSeed
@SrSeed 3 жыл бұрын
Seems like Zach got lost and ended up here. Poor little fella... Hope he manages to survive this winter.
@Pleasestoptalkingthanks
@Pleasestoptalkingthanks 3 жыл бұрын
He’s a corpse now
@possessedaerosol8343
@possessedaerosol8343 3 жыл бұрын
William See no he’s just molting
@zander2510
@zander2510 3 жыл бұрын
Wasn't sure if I should have liked or shared this video. So I just did both, don't regret. Dang this video hit deep, thanks kevin.
@kazavali2029
@kazavali2029 3 жыл бұрын
their is probably a paradox that says that I should exist, but here I am now...
@nh8489
@nh8489 3 жыл бұрын
3:21 Nobody: Kevin: "I've got gas!"
@Guardrailkid
@Guardrailkid 3 жыл бұрын
Me whenever i eat beans
@freds_chess
@freds_chess 3 жыл бұрын
loolololollololololololololollollloloooooololollooololoollololololoolloll9l9lolololololololo
@maxrona137
@maxrona137 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin: Eat Bagel Bites or Drink Mountain Dew? 4 out of 5 doctors: NO!
@Bradex.
@Bradex. 3 жыл бұрын
How many doctors did you ask? A lot and cherry picked the best group?
@dudep504
@dudep504 3 жыл бұрын
"Right? WRONG!" ah, how i miss that phrase.... The last time i heard it was like 5 minutes ago.
@AliAhmad-yi8ss
@AliAhmad-yi8ss Жыл бұрын
I love the ,“right? WRONG!!!!!”
@CsanadCzToth
@CsanadCzToth 3 жыл бұрын
MS is a 34 years old male presenting to the emergency room because he ate sushi at Kevin's Gas Station.
@GeneralNuisance00
@GeneralNuisance00 3 жыл бұрын
Oh god not again
@hamiltonmcgregory3179
@hamiltonmcgregory3179 3 жыл бұрын
A man broke his pinky toe this is how he went blind
@shinren_
@shinren_ 3 жыл бұрын
Very underrated comment hahabab
@ivanmegafanboy1981
@ivanmegafanboy1981 3 жыл бұрын
This is what happened to his spleen
@Gaming513E
@Gaming513E 3 жыл бұрын
*Chubbyemu intensifies*
@dignelberrt
@dignelberrt 3 жыл бұрын
Isn't Ssoyoung the woman who was inhumanely decapitating squids and brutalizing animals
@typhoonzebra
@typhoonzebra 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know but if she isn't, she's not doing enough to separate her image.
@skyborne01
@skyborne01 3 жыл бұрын
Yes she is. Absolutely disgusting
@zyaicob
@zyaicob 3 жыл бұрын
She's horrible what was he thinking bringing attention to her
@Shampoid
@Shampoid 3 жыл бұрын
@@zyaicob to make her look worse
@Miguel-yh7le
@Miguel-yh7le 3 жыл бұрын
Grungus In the ranking part he put her at last
@psyso-cleanedits8953
@psyso-cleanedits8953 2 жыл бұрын
2:51 sounds so weird out of context
@TourmotoDesign
@TourmotoDesign 2 жыл бұрын
Chidi taught me so much. I understood a few things you said!
@VZPZ
@VZPZ 3 жыл бұрын
Isn't ssoyoung the muk banger who tortures the live animals she eats and laughs about it...?
@pentilex4338
@pentilex4338 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah pretty based
@birdman217
@birdman217 3 жыл бұрын
@@jjb0nks I think eating an intelligent animal alive is different than killing an animal instantly
@Pupqet
@Pupqet 3 жыл бұрын
@@birdman217 She also enjoys it and laughs about it ffs
@exilley2134
@exilley2134 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh that’s kind of normalized in the world... not the “torturing animals and laughing about it”, but the terrible conditions those animals are put through before they’re eaten. Besides, preparing and consuming live animals is a cultural tradition with very deep roots. If you want Ssoyoung to stop for good, it’s gonna take a social reform of the largest scale possible across all of Korea. Do some more research next time, yeah?
@exilley2134
@exilley2134 3 жыл бұрын
Tusk Act 4 Animals in slaughter houses ain’t exactly given the best living conditions either...
@QuilloManar
@QuilloManar 3 жыл бұрын
“Like a couple who’s constantly fighting over whether the toilet paper feeds from the front or from the wrong side.”
@angelito3795
@angelito3795 3 жыл бұрын
He said back
@adelk6239
@adelk6239 3 жыл бұрын
He meant wrong
@sadkfjasdkl4543
@sadkfjasdkl4543 3 жыл бұрын
2:40 pebbles has my vote
@richamishra59
@richamishra59 4 ай бұрын
6:01 DOES THE FINGER THINGY WITH THOSE APPLES ME - STARTS GETTING UNCOMFORTABLE
@Mentally_Will
@Mentally_Will 3 жыл бұрын
Jeez, who had "Whang and Zach as guests in a Vsauce video" on their "weird 2020 stuff" bingo card?
@DAndyLord
@DAndyLord 3 жыл бұрын
I had Whang and Zach Anner. So close.
@DemitriusX666
@DemitriusX666 3 жыл бұрын
I did. For all my squares. I have ultra bingo right now. Still waiting for my ultra bingo prize.
@thedude5295
@thedude5295 3 жыл бұрын
I had Ron Jeremy and Mark-Paul Gosselaar. So close.
@Tytoalba777
@Tytoalba777 3 жыл бұрын
“Democracy is the worst form of government, except for everything else we’ve tried.
@kevinkeywood1160
@kevinkeywood1160 3 жыл бұрын
i cant believe you mentioned legend of dragoon. my 3rd disk was scratched and i was never able to finish that game. it still haunts me to this day.
@RaivoltG
@RaivoltG 3 жыл бұрын
Now I know how to pick the right apple, just lightly flick the stem with my finger. Thanks for the great tip Kevin!
@TheJudoJoker
@TheJudoJoker 3 жыл бұрын
Whang wasn't my first choice, but there's no way I'm letting Pebbles have another term after "the incident"
@jeddicus9916
@jeddicus9916 3 жыл бұрын
You mean the largest shooting in history that was carried out by a goblin, that Pebbles EVEN NOW refuses to comment on?
@adamtopher3633
@adamtopher3633 3 жыл бұрын
Sshhhh!! We don't mention the... *Looks both directions and whispers* the incident.
@doggoincorporated3686
@doggoincorporated3686 3 жыл бұрын
Me: says something Vsauce: WRONG
@okenwaayomikun
@okenwaayomikun 2 жыл бұрын
From the amount of energy he put into this video, he is definiterly not hungry, or thirsty.
@bryndenkinnaman895
@bryndenkinnaman895 2 жыл бұрын
Its funny, i realize i ran into to this just a couple days ago, i wanted to buy a pack of trading cards and there was only 2 left of the pack i wanted. So i looked at both packs super carefully to decide, i realized one had some slight damage to the packaging, and i went with the other one. Even though the pakaging has nothing to do with whats inside
@rootboyfloat
@rootboyfloat 3 жыл бұрын
I cried at the pebbles speech, truly inspirational .
@kugelblitzingularity304
@kugelblitzingularity304 3 жыл бұрын
'Be selfish when making decisions', got it
@SiMeGamer
@SiMeGamer 3 жыл бұрын
Not saying you didn't mean it positively, but just in case, here's a little breakdown of what selfishness means in the context of decision making. If your family is very important to you and you want them to enjoy themselves more than whatever other alternatives you have, then it would be selfish to facilitate their enjoyment. Selfishness is a very misunderstood concept that is usually applied wrongly(?) in cases of egomania. Helping others is selfish more often than not. Being a teacher or donating to a charity is usually done because you value what you do. Not because you a ethically obligated. That's what teachers are. They are selfish. They teach others because they love doing that. I personally love teaching and have been a tutor many times without pay because I simply wanted to and found it extremely fun. People don't help others because they believe in the idea of helping others being the right ethical choice (most of the time). Helping others selflessly is idiotic because it has no rational referent in reality. It's an ethically fallacious decision because altruism as a leading ethic (sadly the leading ethic in most of the world) is fundamentally fallacious. It has no basis outside of faith (why is sacrificing values for others' sake the right choice? The answer is always "because it is" and not because there is an actual reason - there isn't). Always be rationally selfish. Always do what you value the most. If it's to play a video game or help a friend in need, ultimately the best choice is the selfish one. The one you value the most. And if you value your friends, helping them would usually take precedent and you will be extremely happy with your choice because the value gained is greater than the one from the video game. Sometimes it's the opposite. Introspect and refer back to past decisions to be able to make choices faster and see if they were indeed the right ones. As for the video, it deals with indecisions usually lead by perfectionist mindsets. If there is no clear cut choice and it would take too long to make a decision, just flip a coin or go with what's good enough. Read "The Paradox of Choice" for more on that topic. Great book that will help you a ton if you are a perfectionist or deal in pretty much any avenue - especially business of consumer goods and services. So go out there and be rationally selfish. It will take you far and make you happier than ever :]
@josefanon8504
@josefanon8504 3 жыл бұрын
@@SiMeGamer love your reply even though nothing in it wasnt allready on my mind, its still a great write-up of all aspects! thanks
@Blox117
@Blox117 3 жыл бұрын
@@SiMeGamer you're one of the more intelligent of the many commenters on youtube. that comment reads like something I would write, but no longer, having wasted too much time on the low intelligence demographic that is all too common these days.
@TheRealBrit
@TheRealBrit 3 жыл бұрын
@@SiMeGamer I believe the answer is not infact "because it is" but actually "because it maximises the happiness of those involved at large" you can look at the abilene paradox being a factor for a couple of reasons, either dishonesty or ignorance. They are either being dishonest for not answering what they truthfully want to do or they are being ignorant for assuming that they know the others want to go. Besides if they truly valued making others happy going because you made the assumption that everyone one wanted to go and youre making them happy by going would make you happy therefore everyone would be truly happy about going because everybody is making everybody happy and that's what they value. If each of them said "I don't want to go but I'll would like everyone else to be happy so I'll go if everyone wants to and be happy about it" then they wouldn't go. If you are selfish when considering your own wants but selfless about the final choice then that would maximise the overall happiness.
@briankelly1240
@briankelly1240 3 жыл бұрын
Writing this stuff down and having choices side by side helps a lot
@john_john_john
@john_john_john 3 жыл бұрын
Oh he chose a bunch of wholesome youtubers... *Shows ssoyoung* Oh, an animal torturer, I see.
@justinstuder7703
@justinstuder7703 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like more people should be teaching their children about the Abilene Paradox as a way to help them be comfortable with sharing how they truly feel. My family certainly fell victim to senseless decisions like this over the years and I had to learn the hard way that it's okay to be selfish in some cases.
@Jason75913
@Jason75913 3 жыл бұрын
based actually, just improve overall parenting throughout the population, that would help the country and society overall
@Birdylockso
@Birdylockso 3 жыл бұрын
, yes, our family of 5 had this problem years ago deciding where to eat out at, until I, as the father, decided that each person will take turns to be the authoritarian each week and make a decision that others will follow. Problem solved. It also teaches the weekly "authoritarian" to make a balanced decision.
@tyeo1864
@tyeo1864 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like people should be teaching their children more about the Worm Odyssey... just my opinion
@the4spaceconstantstetraqua886
@the4spaceconstantstetraqua886 2 жыл бұрын
That's what a vote is all about!
@ruilindeng4301
@ruilindeng4301 Жыл бұрын
my family's the complete opposite I've been trying to voice disagreement with literally everything they do and they just don't care and drag me along with their decisions that I never agreed to anyways
@soberhippie
@soberhippie 3 жыл бұрын
"Choose Wisely"??? But Wisely is not on the candidate list Another of my dad jokes. I'm getting good at it
@v0id_slayer
@v0id_slayer 3 жыл бұрын
soberhippie indeed you are. My dad actually started laughing.
@ethantoal42
@ethantoal42 3 жыл бұрын
Hi getting good at it, I'm Ethan.
@yourmorningsht8538
@yourmorningsht8538 3 жыл бұрын
IQ
@ViratKohli-jj3wj
@ViratKohli-jj3wj 3 жыл бұрын
@@ethantoal42 Hi Ethan, I am dad
@freds_chess
@freds_chess 3 жыл бұрын
@@ViratKohli-jj3wj hi dad, I'm dad
@catlovingtrio
@catlovingtrio 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin: If I run some amazing gas station sushi campaign.... Chubbyemu music: *Starts playing*
@FelixSargent
@FelixSargent 2 жыл бұрын
I wish you’d mentioned the Gordon’s Knott solution to the voting problem. Arrows theories says it’s impossible to rank and satisfy all optimal criteria, but rating does fix it! If you just ask people to approve or disapprove of any or all candidates on the ballot then you get the most optimal candidate. It’s called approval voting and is in use in St Louis, MO and Fargo ND.
@alyssum3143
@alyssum3143 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the goblin man has me roped in with his promise to protect government officials from all sexual assault allegations. Not only that but his idea to separate people based on IQ really struck me as a good idea.
@Stettafire
@Stettafire Жыл бұрын
IQ is a terrible measure of intelligence
@stylesmarshall6990
@stylesmarshall6990 3 жыл бұрын
The cult of pebbles has cheese. Is this even a question?
@drippylad3973
@drippylad3973 3 жыл бұрын
Yes. Which Cheese?
@aesthetic4270
@aesthetic4270 3 жыл бұрын
@@drippylad3973 any
@nyashaavrilchikowore7032
@nyashaavrilchikowore7032 3 жыл бұрын
@@aesthetic4270 I thought you were dead
@thaias9654
@thaias9654 3 жыл бұрын
If you have more than a thousand subscribers and want to not participate in a battle royal then yes
@SoybeanInTheMilk
@SoybeanInTheMilk 3 жыл бұрын
Implying the other one doesn’t have cheese as well? You see, this is how the cult got you.. I should pick up their strategies..
@Casper01189
@Casper01189 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@MrLonomia
@MrLonomia 3 жыл бұрын
I think the minimum grains of sand to make a heap is 4. By definition, a heap is "an untidy collection of objects placed haphazardly on top of each other." This requires at least 2 levels, one on top of the other. The top layer will have one element. The bottom needs to provide a stable foothold, which we all know is made of 3 contact points minimum. This setup will also provide a heapy conical shape So 4
@jacobmorgan7553
@jacobmorgan7553 2 жыл бұрын
you can make a heap with just 2 by that definition, a smaller grain of sand on top of a larger grain of sand
@MrLonomia
@MrLonomia 2 жыл бұрын
@@jacobmorgan7553 that is called a stack XD
@paradox811
@paradox811 3 жыл бұрын
I still don't know what this video is about
@IoT_
@IoT_ 3 жыл бұрын
You've probably been waiting this video to comment for four years.
@thanaGogical
@thanaGogical 3 жыл бұрын
that's ironic not paradoxical
@benjabby
@benjabby 3 жыл бұрын
He couldn't decide what it should be about
@robinbruce7838
@robinbruce7838 3 жыл бұрын
Logic traps and paradoxes known as decision theory. Where the logically most optimal / best choice can be the most irrational and worst choice just by matter of how we think and where impeccable logic becomes irrational decision making just by existing. Really interesting really :).
@KamilHenri
@KamilHenri 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen Zach animated so closely to what he actually looks like
@darianbarber3763
@darianbarber3763 3 жыл бұрын
You have perfectly to a T explained my past 6 months of suicidal episodes in 13 minutes.
@ImNumberJuan69
@ImNumberJuan69 2 жыл бұрын
him still making this video with the food and mtn dew in front of him even tho hes starving and i dont know the word for water starving
@huhneat1076
@huhneat1076 3 жыл бұрын
Chidi explaining to Ellenor why he has to stress over literally everything
@full-timepog6844
@full-timepog6844 3 жыл бұрын
are you a fan of the *nice area* show?
@rain9440
@rain9440 3 жыл бұрын
The good place!
@huhneat1076
@huhneat1076 3 жыл бұрын
The decent location
@rain9440
@rain9440 3 жыл бұрын
Fine neighboorhood
@huhneat1076
@huhneat1076 3 жыл бұрын
@@rain9440 the Presentable Town
@PapaFlammy69
@PapaFlammy69 3 жыл бұрын
vsauce, flammy here
@non-inertialobserver946
@non-inertialobserver946 3 жыл бұрын
oh shiet hello papa >snek
@xiaohuwang4173
@xiaohuwang4173 3 жыл бұрын
Hi!
@IoT_
@IoT_ 3 жыл бұрын
Good Morgen, my fella mathematician 😁
@0NBalfa0
@0NBalfa0 3 жыл бұрын
papa I will only vote for you!
@AnAverageItalian
@AnAverageItalian 3 жыл бұрын
Oh henlo Papa!
@JavierMD42
@JavierMD42 3 жыл бұрын
"I have a stomachache" ~Chidi
@leftout3715
@leftout3715 2 жыл бұрын
I love his: Right? WRONG!
@Aaovio
@Aaovio 3 жыл бұрын
Me: *dips bagel bite in mountain dew*
@hongseng3670
@hongseng3670 3 жыл бұрын
Aaovio ah yes’ the negotiator
@dc_dachi
@dc_dachi 3 жыл бұрын
What is with Zach's obsession with Thunderdome-style death match events?
@Dilb3rtext
@Dilb3rtext 3 жыл бұрын
He’s looking for someone to finally end his streak
@Shifty989
@Shifty989 3 жыл бұрын
If that doesn't scream fun for whole family to you then I don't know what is
@iNCoMpeTeNtplAyS
@iNCoMpeTeNtplAyS 3 жыл бұрын
He joined the cult of jeff bandelun and also appreciates his love of the thunderdome
@koala3534
@koala3534 3 жыл бұрын
5:51 I just pick which apple is more red and has no bruises
@HackerDragon9999
@HackerDragon9999 2 ай бұрын
0:19 Pour the Mtn Dew on the Bagel Bites, then consume both simultaneously! :D
@samuelpierce9962
@samuelpierce9962 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely have fallen victim to the Abilene Paradox. I made some baguettes that were really good and offered the last one to someone else to be polite, saying, "I'll eat it if you dont." "Okay I guess I'll eat it," she said, and I could tell she didnt want it, she just didnt want it go to waste. If only she knew how much I wanted it, haha. Lose-lose for both of us :(
@prestondenoo2886
@prestondenoo2886 3 жыл бұрын
"Fighting to the death sounds bad. But I do like cheese"
@jelly9230
@jelly9230 3 жыл бұрын
“Hopeless game you need to play” Nagito: 👁👄👁
@leantisimpspray3108
@leantisimpspray3108 3 жыл бұрын
Hoppeeeellessss he says I'm a simp for Nagito and Kokichi lol
@abstract0407
@abstract0407 3 жыл бұрын
New Title idea: Thinking with common sense with extra steps
@sashimiroll5055
@sashimiroll5055 3 жыл бұрын
“A fight to the death sounds bad....but I do like cheese!”
@BlitzkriegBryce
@BlitzkriegBryce 3 жыл бұрын
My loins are sweating with love for both EDIT: I still don’t know what this is about but I’m glad I can have a “favorite vs favorite” as opposed to candidates today where it is “choose the lesser evil”
@brixxconnor3411
@brixxconnor3411 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, so that's where the Hotelling law came from. I thought that it was a competition practice of actual hotel enterprises, which kinda makes sense.
@Toppat4Lyfe
@Toppat4Lyfe 3 жыл бұрын
0:37 you gave the answer yourself
@suli687
@suli687 Ай бұрын
i was going to say that!
@Toppat4Lyfe
@Toppat4Lyfe Ай бұрын
This comment is 3 year old 😭😭
@xaveur.aa1
@xaveur.aa1 3 жыл бұрын
So thats why glow squid won over iceologer。
@ashleapatterson82
@ashleapatterson82 3 жыл бұрын
no, iceologer's loss was caused because of multiple rounds allowing moobloom and glow squid voters to team up to prevent a possible 2nd phantom. solution: passive and hostile mobs need seperate votes
@adelk6239
@adelk6239 3 жыл бұрын
@@ashleapatterson82 thank you
@siennaq5553
@siennaq5553 3 жыл бұрын
@@ashleapatterson82 Minecraft needs to remove carpet
@viktorashistan7207
@viktorashistan7207 3 жыл бұрын
Im sorry, but why would you even acknowledge squid-torturing-girl?
@vedvod
@vedvod 3 жыл бұрын
extremist opinion? representative of the hyperconservative/hyperliberal or whatever party that's always present?
@viktorashistan7207
@viktorashistan7207 3 жыл бұрын
@@vedvod fair enough, yeah now i just thought about it
@tannerman46
@tannerman46 3 жыл бұрын
Farmed animals also feel pain and it's cruel to hurt them. Pigs, for example, are gassed in a way that suffocates them while burning their eyes, throat, and mouth. They scream in pain and thrash about to eventually pass out. Then they have their throats slit. This is how we get bacon and pork. So maybe we should just eat more plant-based food instead.
@reanetsemoleleki8219
@reanetsemoleleki8219 3 жыл бұрын
@@tannerman46 a lot of your plant based foods are still alive when you eat them. They may not have pain receptors or brains but how can you definitively say they aren't suffering? Edit: Also, why advocate for the adoption of veganism or vegetarianism instead of more humane slaughterhouses?
@tannerman46
@tannerman46 3 жыл бұрын
@@reanetsemoleleki8219 do you actually care about the suffering of plants?
@cameony
@cameony 3 жыл бұрын
I have 2 gas stations directly next door to each other, and a 3rd one like 20 seconds away from the other 2, a Speedway, a BP, and a Sunoco. I still find it hilarious
@abdelrahmanabdelaziz7089
@abdelrahmanabdelaziz7089 3 жыл бұрын
Thank u for the video. And I also watch ur Brother’s Channels
@CadetGriffin
@CadetGriffin 3 жыл бұрын
"Sweat and dad's farts" That could explain why Lex Luthor hates him so much and why Batman doesn't always get along with him.
@baronesscatfish
@baronesscatfish 3 жыл бұрын
The chaotic points in this video reflect the weird combination of anxiety and apathy I get when making decisions. I get so anxious about the details that apathy becomes easier. So, I pick whatever feels better. And that’s Pebbles.
@saul6001
@saul6001 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin: This random potato and ace of spades dont matter at all right, WRONG! These two items are important for the CREATION OF THE UNIVERSE!
@MrWiffit
@MrWiffit 3 жыл бұрын
Love Seing Zach in things
@michaelnelson1270
@michaelnelson1270 3 жыл бұрын
My advice when faced with a decision: flip a coin and be right half the time, better odds than agonizing over it will get you.
@maccrew612
@maccrew612 2 жыл бұрын
I just choose based on alphabetical order.
@Squagglimole
@Squagglimole 9 ай бұрын
Sociologically, you're supposed to flip the coin, and while the coin is in the air, you will already know what you want, and no longer have to rely on the coin-flip.
@MichaelOrtegaExtra
@MichaelOrtegaExtra 3 жыл бұрын
VSauce uploads... you drop everything and watch
@hipposyrup5500
@hipposyrup5500 3 жыл бұрын
did it in the first min, agreed
@WeBe3Dprinting
@WeBe3Dprinting 2 жыл бұрын
Like my Italian teacher always said "you think long, you think wrong". At the time, I thought it was kind of ridiculous. Twenty years later, I know how true it is.
@henrygreen2096
@henrygreen2096 3 жыл бұрын
Whang Gang's speech at 02:00 was basically just LeafyIsHere lol
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