“I melt for nobody” Jschlatt: *disintegrating*

Start: *Normal* Middle: *Kinda chaos* End: *Satan has joined the game*

"grown man repeatedly yells at a children's game on the wii as he screams in pain while making sexual comments about the green mnm"

"It didn't look safe, **[Pauses to hide the pain]** so I bought it." Ladies and gentlemen, Schlatt summarized.

Jschlatt's sexuality is officially beyond mans understanding.

“Who did you think I was gonna make?” *I dont know maybe eminem*

“INSIDE TURN” was so passionate

Schlatt: *being stupid and hurting himeself* Also schlatt: I'm gonna do it again

"adult man tortures himself both mentally and physically"

Schlatt in the community tab later: “Thinking about the green m&m”

*did schlatt just call eyebrows “eyelashes”*

"did you know that most people on my KZfaq channel aren't subscribed? I don't care" is the most mood thing I've heard

I remember wanting Mario Kart Wii for Christmas back in 2008. I got this instead.

Nice to see Schlatt putting so much effort into his Halloween special.

Man gets physically and mentally destroyed while playing a children’s candy racing game

Schlatt: literally fucking dying Cooper: You should eat more

Schlatts videos are like a regular show episode. They start with something completely normal and eventually dissolve into utter chaos

In this video Schlatt: 1. makes a Paul Walker mii and makes jokes about his death 2. Plays one of the worst reviewed games on the Wii 3. Eats the hottest beef jerky on the planet 4. Uses a fireball thrower to shoot his baby This is probably the most chaotic Schlatt video so far

Is this a Joker remake? This man descended into insanity in under 10 minutes.

“It didn’t look safe..” “So I bought it.”

I love how schlatts profile is like a little cute goat, And then you start watching him and then he's attitude is just something i cant describe...

“It didn’t look safe... so I bought it” That’s phrase is the exact definition of Schlatt

Thank you mr j schlatt I am currently watching this while my parents are fighting and this drowns out my dad and his girlfriends nonsensical yelling quite well

7:58 no one is gonna talk about how the game itself told jschlatt to stop torturing himself?

without his hat, Schlatt looks like Wolverine.

This is the first time I've been legitimately concerned about jschlatt's health.

Schlatt: Green M&M Wilbur: Brown M&M Me: “So when’s the double date?”

No idea how a person can roleplay as an evil dictator on a minecraft server to having a mental breakdown on the wii Thats Schlatt for you

Schlatt would pick the green m&m over Minx in a love or host

9:44 honestly I forgot that he lives in a house, for some reason I’ve just been thinking about it like that room is his entire living space and he can’t leave, like a prison

Alternate title: man experiences road rage while burning his mouth with spicy beef jerky Also, Schlatt why did you think it was a good idea to eat that jerky?

I just realized, while schlatt simps for the green m&m Wilbur simps for the brown m&m lmao. I just love the hilarious similarities these two have and I kinda miss their collabs together

I never imagined watching a man scream at his Wii while eating spicy beef jerky and piloting a freaking M&M in a go kart with a dramatic choir in the background could be so entertaining *...ah who am I kidding this is exactly what we should expect of Schlatt by now*

It’s my personal headcannon that every single weird package that Schlatt brings out was sent to him by the mysterious man in Wyoming.

Schlatt: "Life isn't fu- My german ass youtube: " MiNeCrAfT tUtToRiAlS oHnE uNtErBrEcHuNg AnGuCkEn-" SHUT TF UP

Schlatt I just watched a whole 30 minute video called "what is Parkinson's disease " because of you Thanks lol

“Why not bust her open and try our best” Schlatt this isn’t 1999

Without his hat, schlatt looks like someone's dad who will promise never-ending pain if you mess with his kid.

Schlatt's breakdown laughter sounds exactly like Joaquin Phoenix's Joker laughter

Shlatt: "Blonde eyelashes" Also shlatt: *Makes eyebrows blonde*

I love seeing a video notification pop up saying: "The Hottest Game I've Ever Played" with Schlatt drooling "milk" to a green M&M.

“It didn’t look safe so I bought it” -jschlatt

Schlatts videos start normal then just spiral into madness.

The fact that schlatt is simping over an m&m is just the greatest thing in all of mankind

wait until he discovers James Charles Simulator 2k19

Imagine not being part of “the one perecent”

I just watched a man on the verge of tears playing M&M kart racing and remembered why I subscribed to this man.

I love when he called Paul’s eyebrows “eyelashes”

I love how mid recording Schlatt realized M&M's Kart Racing did not have enough content for a full video so he had to resort to self harm.

POV: Schlatt tries to make himself as miserable as humanly possible

This is even funnier after the m&m “controversy”.

I love how every Schlatt video has a video game for the first few minutes then its just no mans land

When Schlatt just stopped playing the game and it focused more on trying to aid his suffering from the spicy beef jerky, moving to then trying out the shooting device on baby yuto on a call with traves and cooper...it was a weird transition but the music that settled in just added to making me see how sometimes it's more important for oneself to have fun rather than just focusing on entertaining an audience solely. Edit: lmao thank you for the replies and 550 likes holy shit- anyways I hope you strangers are taking care of yourselves

This video genuinely makes me happy. When I was younger my mom left to Texas and I never really knew her. One day she sent me that game hoping it would make me happier. She didn’t know it was a bad game but she tried. She passed a few months later. I still have that game. This video genuinely makes me happy.

The thumbnail... I dont even know what to say

i have to clear my history after watching you..

Schlatt: **Shoots the fireball shooter** **Timbs Catch On fire** Me: "NOT THE TIMBS"

I don’t think high school Schlatt would believe he would be eating ghost pepper beef jerky and playing M&M racing for a job. And yet here we are.

I have very vague memories of playing this as a little c h i l d . I don't remember if i found it fun or not. And the game wasn't even mine. I think i played it for. Maybe a few hours? I dunno

this entire comment section was typed with one hand

Ayeee big guy, I'd really like to get a crewneck but I missed the drop again like a dunce. Please do another restock, thanks bud!

my mom walking in watching me watch this: I find him strangely attractive. you heard it, Mr Schlatt, my mom is waiting for you to hit up her DMs.

These videos start with an idea and end in nonsensical chaos and I love it #Schlatt2020

The 2001 music mixed with schlatt eating spicy beef jerky and joker laughing all with crappy m and m racing in the background is something I never knew I needed.

I met paul walker in LA, he's a homeless man now and is missing an arm.

the calming music that starts playing as the video transitions from spicy chaos to schlatt hanging out and laughing with friends is surprisingly wholesome, even if they are shooting a baby during it

The sound effects, the cuts, the opera music. It all seems so... familiar. *Checks description for the editor* TREVVOOOOOO

when jschlatt starts laughing in pain you know shits about to get serious.

this is the weirdest mukbang i have ever seen

Title: "The Hottest Game I've Ever Played" Me: How? Thumbnail: _Green M&M_ Me: *ah, it all make sense now.*

Schlatt’s videos descend into chaos

This thumbnail predicted the future

We don’t see Schlatt’s aftermath of this video, but I’ll go ahead and warn everyone to not eat more than like a couple bites of ghost pepper shit. It’s not the spiciness in your mouth that really gets you, that shit hurts but whatever, you can get over simple pain. It’s the gut bomb that you just ingested that comes back to bite you. Once it’s in there it has to run its course. I once ate a whole large bag of ghost pepper chips in class in highschool to prove how much of a Chad I was since everyone else who tried one couldn’t eat more than one. The mass of genetically engineered death pepper was burning a hole in my stomach within ten minutes. I couldn’t get rid of it, I couldn’t move because I was so uncomfortable, all I could do was sweat and get more and more hot and light headed. My friends thought I was just reacting to the pain in my mouth of eating so many, and laughed at how my face kept alternating between pale green and bright red. My stomach started getting super fucking loud. I didn’t know what to do, I knew it wasn’t going to end well, but I couldn’t bring myself to ask the teacher if I could leave because I ate too many chips. So I just waited. Eventually the simple action of leaning forward in my chair to get more comfortable caused me to vomit my guts out and pass out for a few seconds. In front of everyone. I then went home, and spent the next two hours on the toilet in the worst pain I’ve ever experienced shitting out water that felt like flaming napalm going out. I guess the vomit was a blessing in disguise, because of not for it excusing me to go home, I literally would have Explosive Diarrhea’d myself in public. Seriously, don’t eat more than a couple ghost pepper things in one sitting. Even if your mouth can handle it, your insides might not be able to.

Any game is hot when you’re in it Schlatt 😏 Edit: Reasons why this video is hot. 1: Green M&M 2: Jschlatt 3: Ghost Pepper Beef Jerky 4: Paul Walkers fire

i always find myself coming back to this era of his vids idk it feels nostalgic to the point when i didn’t have all these worries and like hadn’t faced the reality that i have a whole life to live.

It’s like 2 AM and I’m sitting on the toilet watching this glorious video

Needs a title change: “Schlatt physically and mentally tortures himself while playing a horrifying game”

I love how the loading screens lasts longer than the races themselves.

Schlatt, truly a man ahead of his time

You just make me wheeze constantly man

Whenever i watch schlatt, i never do so on full-screen mode in-case I need to escape

Schlatt's about to get arrested by CPS for throwing Baby Yuto like that.

This aged well

the amount of dedication to these video's are insane man gose and dies and still eait it

"I'm not gonna make any more jokes like that" He then proceeded to make more jokes like that.

" the hottest game I've ever played" is playing with actual fire by the end of the vid

I need to start watching more of Schlatts videos because omg 💀 this video alone was funny asf

It always surprises me when I click on a schlatt video and an ad plays

Idk why everyone hates schlatts facial hair, I for one quite like it.

I had a dream where Jschlatt was riding on a small tiny bike as a clown, to promote his circus. (Ted was there too) He asked a girl if she wanted to come to his circus but she said no. Schlatts face went from 😃 to 😐. He was about to run her over then my dream ended.

Very good video, Jschlatt, will watch again.

Isn't it funny that shlatt has stopped uploading on his main channel even though he still makes videos but he keeps uploading on his live channel even though he doesn't stream anymore.

highkey schlatt got the most acurate joker laugh

Respect to him not clickbaiting this video, damn.

This disturbs me on a deeper level than anything else I have ever seen. It’s perfect.

how many times do we have to tell you to stop sexualizing M&ms

I’m starting to think the J in Jschlatt stands for Joker instead of Joe Rogan 7:23

that’s what makes it entertaining, schlatt

1:32 wait a minute... THIS IS GRIAN!

9:42 cant tell if thats a cut or what but it looks so good and i find it very humorous how he just walks out and comes right back a second later with ice cream