What Liquid Works Best In Cereal?

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Ted Nivison

Ted Nivison

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What Liquid Works Best In Cereal? Ted Nivison and Schlatt journey to find out the answer to that question in this taste-test type video from Ted's award winning and awesome channel
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About Ted Nivison / JehBerDeh:
Ted Nivison is a KZfaq entertainer/Filmmaker/voice actor/comedian based in New York. He creates comedy videos on KZfaq making commentary videos about various funny topics and poking fun at ridiculous people on Facebook, KZfaq, and Instagram. He's got some sweet moves as well.

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@chrisiguess4740
@chrisiguess4740 3 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: two grown men make decisions even 5 year olds know not to make
@tej2199
@tej2199 3 жыл бұрын
u mean fetus?
@jimmyjoe1488
@jimmyjoe1488 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know man. Kids can be pretty fucking stupid
@peepop6258
@peepop6258 3 жыл бұрын
Dish soap
@guy6074
@guy6074 3 жыл бұрын
Actually just two ten year olds trying to one up each other lol
@alexsiemers7898
@alexsiemers7898 2 жыл бұрын
Well the 5 year olds need to learn what not to do from _someone_
@jairzeuske9885
@jairzeuske9885 3 жыл бұрын
I gotta say, Ted and Schlatt are usually the ones intimidating other people in the collab videos they do, so it is a god damn pleasure to watch two apex predators attempt to do the same thing to one another.
@MrHAH-cd9ku
@MrHAH-cd9ku 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt was not apex enough to stop the Milkman.
@oodlemynoodle3753
@oodlemynoodle3753 3 жыл бұрын
The thing is, when Schlatt is with Ted, he IS the prey
@Kbbrianne
@Kbbrianne 3 жыл бұрын
This comment is so superbly on point
@SwizzleDrizzl
@SwizzleDrizzl 3 жыл бұрын
They are like two bull bison, facing off in the Yellowstone wilderness while we, the tourists, watch from our cars with horrified awe
@jamzee_
@jamzee_ 3 жыл бұрын
Its like watching to male ostriches fight, its wacky but you know someone at the end of the day is going to get hurt
@RaccoonEatingIcecream
@RaccoonEatingIcecream Жыл бұрын
Schlatt: "When you have things to eat, there shouldn't be bubbles" Also Schlatt: *points at dishsoap*
@waterwolf982
@waterwolf982 Жыл бұрын
Those aren't bubbles ... yet
@Not-Wanted.-.
@Not-Wanted.-. 8 ай бұрын
You like men. You like men kissing don’t you.
@Thefakenoob462
@Thefakenoob462 5 ай бұрын
i was reading this and and a soap ad popped up
@Kademan6809
@Kademan6809 5 ай бұрын
@@Thefakenoob462SAME
@thescholarsjourney661
@thescholarsjourney661 4 ай бұрын
You also should not eat dishsoap
@jstar3382
@jstar3382 9 ай бұрын
The realization in "oh you can't actually swallow that" is so good
@Wired_User
@Wired_User 17 күн бұрын
Good???
@rice4423
@rice4423 3 жыл бұрын
It’s so weird to see Schlatt cower like a child under Ted’s iron fist of dominance
@walf6470
@walf6470 3 жыл бұрын
Even schlatt fears the Big man
@kaim7709
@kaim7709 3 жыл бұрын
hes the bigger big man
@tonieeb9220
@tonieeb9220 3 жыл бұрын
@@kaim7709 there's always a bigger guy
@beercansam9290
@beercansam9290 3 жыл бұрын
No joke their violent personas complement each other very well
@softiibvnxxl.1458
@softiibvnxxl.1458 3 жыл бұрын
@@spooky_sockboy3400 🤣
@actuallybingo
@actuallybingo 3 жыл бұрын
They weren't lying about Ted's violent tendencies on the hit, popular and iconic podcast Chuckle Sandwich
@Hackedschema28906
@Hackedschema28906 3 жыл бұрын
The ads are evolving.
@awfulawsten7206
@awfulawsten7206 3 жыл бұрын
Hit, popular, and iconic podcast Chuckle Sandwich that's available on Audible, Spotify, KZfaq, and Apple Podcasts? Featuring Ted Nivison, JSchlatt, and Charlie Slimecicle?
@ByeByeKi77y
@ByeByeKi77y 3 жыл бұрын
This shit feels like Mythical Morning
@tomchillen3039
@tomchillen3039 3 жыл бұрын
You have to shut up
@marycoffelt3041
@marycoffelt3041 3 жыл бұрын
Thats two faced Teddy for ya
@Whetfaartz1
@Whetfaartz1 11 ай бұрын
14:10 his call for mom is a genuine sign that chugging thick water is a terrible idea.
@phatwhack
@phatwhack Жыл бұрын
The world deserves a part 2 with orange juice, hot sauce, ranch, Mountain Dew, and other horrid liquids
@imstupid880
@imstupid880 10 ай бұрын
Wine
@RE-zl7sy
@RE-zl7sy 10 ай бұрын
@@imstupid880 pee
@alumynum9379
@alumynum9379 10 ай бұрын
30% vinegar
@jennerhirata8404
@jennerhirata8404 9 ай бұрын
They gotta commit and do bug spray
@blackbulld40
@blackbulld40 9 ай бұрын
@@imstupid880you madlad that’s horrible
@Ryyi23
@Ryyi23 3 жыл бұрын
Without Charlie to balance them out, these two get pretty crazy.
@yagottapaythetrolltoll3127
@yagottapaythetrolltoll3127 3 жыл бұрын
they are in fact the biggest guys currently in existence. shit's bound to get crazy
@Jim-dy4wv
@Jim-dy4wv 3 жыл бұрын
Lets be real, Charlie would definitely be doing this shit with them if he could.
@jebadia_mimes704
@jebadia_mimes704 3 жыл бұрын
Theres a yin and yang: charlie And then theres these bitches: schlatt and ted
@bruhsauce644
@bruhsauce644 3 жыл бұрын
there's a reason that you need all of the 3 gods of chaos together at the same time. if only 2 of them are together, we die
@NOnameNOnamehdhdhd
@NOnameNOnamehdhdhd 3 жыл бұрын
Its not charlie in particular. It just turns out you need three braincells rather than two to not eat dish soap.
@poppyleech
@poppyleech 3 жыл бұрын
schlatt saying mommy whilst drinking thick water has ruined my whole week
@jessicamcdarby
@jessicamcdarby 3 жыл бұрын
Bestie it made mine
@stephaniebaker1975
@stephaniebaker1975 3 жыл бұрын
the way he moaned when he ate in the car was also horrendous
@kaden9055
@kaden9055 3 жыл бұрын
It made mine ( ̄∇ ̄*)ゞ
@x_5724
@x_5724 3 жыл бұрын
It made my day better 😩
@LieceyBoiz
@LieceyBoiz 3 жыл бұрын
Mans has Mommy Issues HAHA
@Thepresident498
@Thepresident498 Жыл бұрын
It's funny watching Jschlatt progressively get more and more drunk as the video continues
@BlahajSharkPlushie
@BlahajSharkPlushie Ай бұрын
Well that's pretty much canon for who schlatt is! 😂😂😂
@arisketches4317
@arisketches4317 Жыл бұрын
The look on teds face when schlatt starts chugging the thick water is just pure horror at what he has witnessed
@Fyrebarr
@Fyrebarr 2 жыл бұрын
Ted: is The Milkman Schlatt: milks men
@temutemacular
@temutemacular 2 жыл бұрын
True
@KKNOWSYOU
@KKNOWSYOU 2 жыл бұрын
They’re compatible
@thetrainsguy7564
@thetrainsguy7564 2 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@tapeesa2866
@tapeesa2866 2 жыл бұрын
WHO USES MILK IN A JUG, BE NORMAL USE BAGS OF MILK
@ant_ler3837
@ant_ler3837 2 жыл бұрын
@@tapeesa2866 are you kidding me???? drinking milk in a bag just sounds so sad
@pajorion
@pajorion 2 жыл бұрын
somehow schlatt looks both really rich and homeless
@blake_drawz9194
@blake_drawz9194 2 жыл бұрын
Brother
@mikey_boye
@mikey_boye 2 жыл бұрын
cus of the hair
@666verylongcat8
@666verylongcat8 2 жыл бұрын
Facts
@luukvanloo7195
@luukvanloo7195 2 жыл бұрын
Offbrand pablo escobar
@mr.salaxander8330
@mr.salaxander8330 2 жыл бұрын
A transport hawk that delivers heroin
@likeapro4242
@likeapro4242 Жыл бұрын
Rewatching this video has made me appreciate DougDoug’s will to chug olive oil by itself each day
@whatashittyname.6460
@whatashittyname.6460 11 ай бұрын
Yes
@cutiebetutie
@cutiebetutie 9 ай бұрын
HAHAHA YEA
@ianorsomething
@ianorsomething 5 ай бұрын
It’s not that bad, it’s just bitter
@Siamesetiger178
@Siamesetiger178 5 ай бұрын
@@ianorsomething WHA- DID YOU TEST IT
@ianorsomething
@ianorsomething 5 ай бұрын
@@Siamesetiger178 yeah ofc
@thequeen954
@thequeen954 9 ай бұрын
i legitimately suggest yogurt instead of milk. you get extra tangy-ness without compromising the creamy-ness
@Greenhawk4
@Greenhawk4 25 күн бұрын
Bruh what? That’s just a parfait then.
@macys.2162
@macys.2162 3 жыл бұрын
“It sucked going in, but towards the end it got a little better.” -Schlatt 2021
@tooth_fairy5236
@tooth_fairy5236 3 жыл бұрын
ITS THE FOX MAN
@soleynott
@soleynott 3 жыл бұрын
Can I join the circus?🦧
@JonoPee669
@JonoPee669 3 жыл бұрын
Yup
@FirstNameLastName-di7wk
@FirstNameLastName-di7wk 3 жыл бұрын
name of your sextape lol
@user-dq4ck5vm3w
@user-dq4ck5vm3w 3 жыл бұрын
YOUR PFP-
@CaptainClapper
@CaptainClapper 2 жыл бұрын
It's interesting how a bee's life is, find a partner, mate, die Their life is honey, nut, cheerio
@ctnightmare5709
@ctnightmare5709 2 жыл бұрын
pffft-
@mayoactual2065
@mayoactual2065 2 жыл бұрын
Their partner usually being the queen bee
@door.5976
@door.5976 2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit why does this not have more likes?
@beesinatrenchcoat-cq4fd
@beesinatrenchcoat-cq4fd 2 жыл бұрын
UNDERRATED COMMENT DJDJDJSJDHDJDSJSJSJSJ
@nadeendies581
@nadeendies581 2 жыл бұрын
This comment
@dekuloveshair5667
@dekuloveshair5667 Жыл бұрын
Watching them try to eat the cereal with dish soap was enough to activate MY gag reflex
@assortedcinnamonrolls
@assortedcinnamonrolls 3 ай бұрын
16:31 the way they retched simultaneously 💀
@the_tim_
@the_tim_ 3 жыл бұрын
schlatt looks like he's one step away from being in absolute misery
@thomasdamery7734
@thomasdamery7734 3 жыл бұрын
That's because he's in LA
@peanutman7283
@peanutman7283 3 жыл бұрын
@@thomasdamery7734 with all that smog
@dead2519
@dead2519 3 жыл бұрын
he always does
@wilburfoot
@wilburfoot 3 жыл бұрын
same
@YourMateMurph
@YourMateMurph 3 жыл бұрын
Just watching him “chug” the THICC water proves he’s on the edge of breaking everyday
@kabkabkab
@kabkabkab 3 жыл бұрын
im glad schlatt gave the viewers a more immersive point of view in the shopping segment since the average fan is about half the size of ted
@GerdWatches
@GerdWatches 3 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume.
@madelinhere
@madelinhere 3 жыл бұрын
I am 5”3. I see nothing but truth.
@yagottapaythetrolltoll3127
@yagottapaythetrolltoll3127 3 жыл бұрын
ted could comfortably eat me in one meal
@darm4467
@darm4467 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, we are all small men
@GerdWatches
@GerdWatches 3 жыл бұрын
I am back, he is 5’8. He is about average, I am thirteen and 6’1 somehow
@roboonmute
@roboonmute 4 ай бұрын
I love how schlatt doesn’t have much of a reaction when he drinks the alcohol cereal but Ted despises it
@user-rb5fx6fk3f
@user-rb5fx6fk3f Жыл бұрын
Literally a classic. I'm rewatching it from time to time and it never gets old. Keep it up boys, we need more content like this
@alittlespice7723
@alittlespice7723 3 жыл бұрын
Jschlatt singing Astronaut In The Ocean is forever engraved into my brain now.
@izzbee3419
@izzbee3419 3 жыл бұрын
timestamp??
@yoitsads
@yoitsads 3 жыл бұрын
what you know about rolling down in the deep
@brooke5968
@brooke5968 3 жыл бұрын
@@izzbee3419 10:12
@pyppuspice8807
@pyppuspice8807 3 жыл бұрын
i want a full version of him singing the entire song
@snethies
@snethies 3 жыл бұрын
@@yoitsads when your brain goes numb you can call that mental freeze
@NickkAtNyte
@NickkAtNyte 3 жыл бұрын
Charlie is Chaotic Good, Ted is Chaotic Neutral, and Schlatt is Chaotic Evil.
@diamondrel5190
@diamondrel5190 3 жыл бұрын
Extremely true
@chadbarnett4562
@chadbarnett4562 3 жыл бұрын
And that makes for a good podcast
@greenscreengamer8008
@greenscreengamer8008 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, what about some other people though? Imo minx is neutral evil.
@JTBallew
@JTBallew 3 жыл бұрын
Cr1tikal is a true neutral
@bladmad
@bladmad 3 жыл бұрын
I was gonna bring up Swagger's but I rather not rate him like that
@golekash
@golekash 10 ай бұрын
I love that Schlatt sounds the most furious at Ted while they're utilizing the fluids that HE pick.
@doktorlarkey
@doktorlarkey 9 ай бұрын
sometimes i put this video on in the morning so i can pretend im eating breakfast with ted and schlatt
@zargonat2484
@zargonat2484 3 жыл бұрын
“Are you gonna swallow this” “It’s cereal?”
@doogan8255
@doogan8255 3 жыл бұрын
We saw the video
@kaycincork
@kaycincork 3 жыл бұрын
@@doogan8255 shut up
@doogan8255
@doogan8255 3 жыл бұрын
@@kaycincork nah
@clayph0bia
@clayph0bia 3 жыл бұрын
@@doogan8255 ratio
@doogan8255
@doogan8255 3 жыл бұрын
@@clayph0bia wow i feel so attacked oh no a stranger on the internet got more likes then me wow i am now half a man what will i do
@bffswish
@bffswish 3 жыл бұрын
im disappointed they didn’t do monster that would have been a shit show
@fayah8865
@fayah8865 3 жыл бұрын
Wait till they find out there a coffe flavored one lol
@infiniteneru6161
@infiniteneru6161 3 жыл бұрын
classic monster is just red bull but less sour
@escrotus_maxus
@escrotus_maxus 3 жыл бұрын
They used redbull
@moldy_cheez6282
@moldy_cheez6282 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr.
@fayah8865
@fayah8865 3 жыл бұрын
I mean atleast there was B A N G Wich I never fucking heard of but ok.
@thehorrorwombat
@thehorrorwombat 5 ай бұрын
1:35 this totally foreshadowed the margaritaville trip of 2023.
@absomaddo1096
@absomaddo1096 2 ай бұрын
I love how they totally skipped over the obvious, best replacement for milk: Yogurt.
@gabrielryan-leon832
@gabrielryan-leon832 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Ted seems to be the only person Schlatt fears
@yagottapaythetrolltoll3127
@yagottapaythetrolltoll3127 3 жыл бұрын
i guess breaking one's arm with a baseball bat does that to a man
@PLK123
@PLK123 3 жыл бұрын
And big lion
@seven07777
@seven07777 3 жыл бұрын
He's the only person more chaotic
@bipolingdaco1607
@bipolingdaco1607 3 жыл бұрын
What man wouldn't when Ted claims cereal can go with anything but milk.
@GamerKid11
@GamerKid11 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt is scared of Ted because Ted is the only person to match his power level
@whipjack13
@whipjack13 3 жыл бұрын
“It felt good going in; I was surprised” -Jschlatt 2021
@RokuDaBoi
@RokuDaBoi 3 жыл бұрын
*Gayschlatt *also,i think Jschlatt is a good person,it was a joke*
@darrenflips7346
@darrenflips7346 3 жыл бұрын
@@RokuDaBoi dude you just associated gay with not being a good person. I know you probably didn’t mean it but really?? *homophobic much?*
@sangwooleftbuttcheek1835
@sangwooleftbuttcheek1835 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@katesszz
@katesszz 3 жыл бұрын
@@darrenflips7346 That was the joke
@niko9287
@niko9287 3 жыл бұрын
"Cheerios are good, they just wanna make you kill yourself" schlatt
@sasha-is-eepy
@sasha-is-eepy 11 ай бұрын
i love the grocery shopping because their friendship really shines through
@Gl1tchG4urd
@Gl1tchG4urd Жыл бұрын
The face that Schlatt made when he said " Bang! " While hitting the La Croix can was EASILY the best face I have ever seen
@zach5396
@zach5396 2 жыл бұрын
Jokes on Ted. Little does he know Schlatt is the big guy.
@thatcosmokramer
@thatcosmokramer 2 жыл бұрын
That is his fear. That everyone will find out they're one in the same.
@gamingthatsall4253
@gamingthatsall4253 2 жыл бұрын
@@thatcosmokramer he put fear in the bug guy
@gun3881
@gun3881 2 жыл бұрын
Wdym? Schlatt and Big Guy are different entities, I don't know what you're talking about.
@abzdragon2728
@abzdragon2728 2 жыл бұрын
@@gun3881 exactly! Like dream and dreamXD they are completely separate alter egis but are to fear
@skapaloka222
@skapaloka222 2 жыл бұрын
Big guy is too powerful to even be close to being schlatt. Stop spreading lies.
@foto9254
@foto9254 3 жыл бұрын
i like how most of the second half whenever schlatt isn’t doing anything he looks like he’s about to fall asleep
@Will-tn6zu
@Will-tn6zu 3 жыл бұрын
The thick water put him in a catatonic state
@SwizzleDrizzl
@SwizzleDrizzl 3 жыл бұрын
he was probably a bit tipsy
@Bidens_Diaper
@Bidens_Diaper 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah man, so cool to not care. Like so cool. Just the coolest.
@Gamer_Dylan_6
@Gamer_Dylan_6 3 жыл бұрын
That's probably because he chugged half the margarita bottle.
@ahuman1571
@ahuman1571 3 жыл бұрын
it was that fuckin thicc water man, he just couldn't bounce back after that
@generaljaz2446
@generaljaz2446 11 ай бұрын
Legend has it, Schlatt has not returned the lime green Tesla to this day
@lordofbears9463
@lordofbears9463 10 ай бұрын
I think it depends on what cereal you're using for what drinks. I feel like fruit loops would work pretty well with the lemon lime, the lemonade and the margarita mix
@case6668
@case6668 3 жыл бұрын
This is like the kids in your neighborhood who liked to make “potions” by combining the most vile substances they could find
@sokoja
@sokoja 3 жыл бұрын
i was that neighborhood kid
@case6668
@case6668 3 жыл бұрын
Lol, depends on what neighborhood you grew up in I guess
@benwithers2266
@benwithers2266 3 жыл бұрын
me, i was that kid
@case6668
@case6668 3 жыл бұрын
I think I did that once, the “potion’s” components were a crushed rice Krispy treat, grass, water and bug spray
@benwithers2266
@benwithers2266 3 жыл бұрын
@@case6668 my concoction was composed of paprika, toothpaste, soy sauce, and some fucking brie cheese and i put it all in some like plastic lizard looking thing. Still my greatest creation to this day
@isaacwhyy
@isaacwhyy 2 жыл бұрын
this was ridiculously difficult to watch
@tirachies
@tirachies 2 жыл бұрын
agreed
@hanaeve__
@hanaeve__ 2 жыл бұрын
Yooo isaac
@chloeprice9649
@chloeprice9649 2 жыл бұрын
hi isaac
@scarrxkamii
@scarrxkamii 2 жыл бұрын
isaacwhy youtube channel
@gimmiborn2567
@gimmiborn2567 2 жыл бұрын
yeah
@JuppeD
@JuppeD Жыл бұрын
Ted looks so happy with a mask on. It hides the tears really well
@snowset675
@snowset675 6 ай бұрын
10:41 I thought this was an ad read so I skipped ahead lol
@Memu_
@Memu_ 3 жыл бұрын
It's odd to see Schlatt with someone of similar height who he isn't completely towering over
@DJProfessorL
@DJProfessorL 3 жыл бұрын
2 big men
@yufelon
@yufelon 3 жыл бұрын
@@DJProfessorL huge
@bee_._berry7324
@bee_._berry7324 3 жыл бұрын
@@yufelon massive.
@ellieweaver7414
@ellieweaver7414 3 жыл бұрын
@@bee_._berry7324 enormous
@imaperson9582
@imaperson9582 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-ig6xd2zf5r gigantes
@JoAnna-le2wr
@JoAnna-le2wr 2 жыл бұрын
You see, the reason why we know Schlatt isn't a Millennial and in fact a Gen Z is the fact that he thought that putting dish soup into his cereal was a good idea. (fucking spelt soap as soup)
@thequeenofcringe1585
@thequeenofcringe1585 2 жыл бұрын
Trying to eat dish soap is definitely a Gen Z move, in all honesty. We’re all fucking idiots
@PhoenixTwoFiftySix
@PhoenixTwoFiftySix 2 жыл бұрын
@@thequeenofcringe1585 True for most
@JoAnna-le2wr
@JoAnna-le2wr 2 жыл бұрын
@@thequeenofcringe1585 We are the epitome of pure stupidity
@thequeenofcringe1585
@thequeenofcringe1585 2 жыл бұрын
@@JoAnna-le2wr Gen Z just has “this is a terrible idea, but I’m gonna go through with it anyway” energy and I love that for us.
@goldenwing1262
@goldenwing1262 2 жыл бұрын
I thought schlatt was gonna be able to do it for some reason, kinda disappointed he didn't manage but probably better that he didn't. I was debating on trying it myself but decided I was to lazy
@jamez6398
@jamez6398 Жыл бұрын
I feel as though having dark chocolate cereal pillows with milk chocolate pillows inside of them with white chocolate viscous liquid in that, and then taking white chocolate milkshake and adding extra milk that is very cold to make it more runny, and then pouring that onto the cereal would be absolutely delicious. Also, adding margharetia to cereal in the morning is when you know you have a problem... I feel like a tiny amount of lemon juice or honey would work in porridge
@teddimonte3170
@teddimonte3170 7 ай бұрын
I work at a news station and a few months ago we had a sound bite from a guy who was legitimately named Trend
@liaaa333
@liaaa333 2 ай бұрын
PLSSS
@Victor-Baxter
@Victor-Baxter 3 жыл бұрын
“Like LA tap water” “That’s not true!” Then why did you buy a bottle of water?
@Letsplaynumbers
@Letsplaynumbers 3 жыл бұрын
Because all tap water is disgusting
@guapogordonguapofraizer8311
@guapogordonguapofraizer8311 3 жыл бұрын
@@Letsplaynumbers I mean not necessarily
@plece
@plece 3 жыл бұрын
@@Letsplaynumbers at least all US tap water
@zkincheloe1412
@zkincheloe1412 3 жыл бұрын
@@plece incorrect. City tap water. Source your tap by a nice ol stream or well
@cherrisoda892
@cherrisoda892 3 жыл бұрын
Is this a reference
@offbrandat
@offbrandat 3 жыл бұрын
schlatt washing everything down with tequila and just absolutely wrecking that bottle is my mood 24/7
@yagottapaythetrolltoll3127
@yagottapaythetrolltoll3127 3 жыл бұрын
alcoholism! WOOOOOOO!!!!
@MJVanD
@MJVanD 2 жыл бұрын
It's margarita mix, no alcohol even in it.
@fortnitesexman
@fortnitesexman 10 ай бұрын
what you said about the cold brew is honestly how i feel about all the coffee i've ever tasted it's good for like 1-2 seconds, then the actual taste arrives, and then the aftertaste when you swallow..
@InspectahReese
@InspectahReese 10 ай бұрын
12:39 One of the most Alex Jones things Schlatt has ever said
@wyoot3662
@wyoot3662 3 жыл бұрын
i feel like this "big milk" character is just trying to stop people from adding amendments to the geneva convention
@lorgotsbrig8494
@lorgotsbrig8494 3 жыл бұрын
Suggestion*
@fakedoorsfordinner1677
@fakedoorsfordinner1677 3 жыл бұрын
@@lorgotsbrig8494 Obligation*
@jwaffles9269
@jwaffles9269 3 жыл бұрын
Ted and schlatt with the hot take “poison tastes bad”
@eagle0710
@eagle0710 3 жыл бұрын
Poison tastes good, but only once
@nxlschrona7969
@nxlschrona7969 3 жыл бұрын
@@eagle0710 if you speedrun your poison consumption, it can taste good more than once!
@eagle0710
@eagle0710 3 жыл бұрын
@@nxlschrona7969 we need dream to get on this
@nickhenley1338
@nickhenley1338 3 жыл бұрын
Well alcohol is poison but that shit pretty good
@natechicken685
@natechicken685 3 жыл бұрын
@@nickhenley1338 alcohol is poison but watered down severly
@ChadBoosey
@ChadBoosey Жыл бұрын
2:14 extreme mom checking item energy
@Yousefalr8
@Yousefalr8 8 күн бұрын
At least the two are pouring the liquid after the cereal. Good to know Ted and Schlatt are slightly sane humans
@natscott27
@natscott27 3 жыл бұрын
I swear “plethora” has gotta be one of Ted’s favorite words
@wolfwest327
@wolfwest327 3 жыл бұрын
dont forget enigma
@acidCumulus
@acidCumulus 3 жыл бұрын
It really means a lot to him
@kuzi8440
@kuzi8440 3 жыл бұрын
@@acidCumulus I see wgat you ddid there
@travo6805
@travo6805 3 жыл бұрын
Ted didn't do this but I hate it when people pronounce it plethOra
@skye4082
@skye4082 Жыл бұрын
It’s a good word
@cllreo00
@cllreo00 3 жыл бұрын
oh god i saw the dish soap and just immediately went “oh god schlatt no”
@bobcore224
@bobcore224 3 жыл бұрын
Yup same
@qwertylesh
@qwertylesh Жыл бұрын
really great content Bertram and Trend, keep it up!
@ShiroYukari_Music
@ShiroYukari_Music 10 ай бұрын
Y'all should redo this but make it about random liquids as dipping sauces for wings.
@StylzB
@StylzB 2 жыл бұрын
"Drink 1 glass of water if ingested" Schlatt: Drinks bottle of tequila
@slashatsasha784
@slashatsasha784 2 жыл бұрын
It's the same thing for that man.
@helloitsme6702
@helloitsme6702 2 жыл бұрын
@@slashatsasha784 isnt it for us all
@boowomp7574
@boowomp7574 2 жыл бұрын
It's not even tequilla it was just margarita mix
@StylzB
@StylzB 2 жыл бұрын
@@boowomp7574 how is that worse tho
@Pixelcraftian
@Pixelcraftian 3 жыл бұрын
The Milkman? Trying not milk? Impossible.
@cyanide3263
@cyanide3263 3 жыл бұрын
ratio
@theorangecatkyo
@theorangecatkyo 3 жыл бұрын
whats up checkmark
@blu3sm3lls98
@blu3sm3lls98 3 жыл бұрын
What's up checkmark
@kiki8792
@kiki8792 3 жыл бұрын
What's up checkmark
@zants_
@zants_ 3 жыл бұрын
not milk 😂
@princess_raggs9883
@princess_raggs9883 10 ай бұрын
Schlatt washing his mouth out like he did with that woman's head back in 1999.
@DeimosGaming1234
@DeimosGaming1234 24 күн бұрын
16:41 schlatt yelling "FUCK!" here is hilarious
@Olivia-jf8ef
@Olivia-jf8ef 3 жыл бұрын
Ted is such a kind soul to have let a homeless man eat a nice meal bless his soul
@elizabethgrace_752
@elizabethgrace_752 3 жыл бұрын
Did u just call jshlatt homeless lol (it’s funny)
@isthatthegrimreaper4726
@isthatthegrimreaper4726 3 жыл бұрын
PLSSS AKBAJVHSVACDN
@shizukajoestarfp5518
@shizukajoestarfp5518 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@matiasbrena2287
@matiasbrena2287 3 жыл бұрын
I wouldnt call it a nice meal but ok
@kevinclay6863
@kevinclay6863 3 жыл бұрын
Haha it's funny because like he's implying that jschlatt Is a homeless
@jschlattLIVE
@jschlattLIVE 3 жыл бұрын
This was the worst day of my life
@suphicx902
@suphicx902 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@snugkhan6374
@snugkhan6374 3 жыл бұрын
Very cool!
@79Wyred
@79Wyred 3 жыл бұрын
big guy
@svbrother9949
@svbrother9949 3 жыл бұрын
Truly disgusting
@objecto2436
@objecto2436 3 жыл бұрын
unfortunate
@verynsawyer1413
@verynsawyer1413 7 күн бұрын
My only two thoughts during this video were: "why the fuck are they doing this?" and "why the fuck am I watching this?" 10/10
@purplepeople2834
@purplepeople2834 Жыл бұрын
I don't know why but i keep on rewatching this video every few months. Good vid!
@slyfirefox3444
@slyfirefox3444 2 жыл бұрын
Schlatt: “I’M A MAN” *chugs beer cereal* Also Schlatt: “mommy. Mommy. MOMMY” 😫
@user-ix4il2ql2v
@user-ix4il2ql2v 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing more manly
@thepersons9794
@thepersons9794 2 жыл бұрын
I want to like but it's at 666-
@Justlilmonster
@Justlilmonster 2 жыл бұрын
Loving your mommy is hella manly
@kittypeanut4102
@kittypeanut4102 2 жыл бұрын
@@Justlilmonster yes
@slyfirefox3444
@slyfirefox3444 2 жыл бұрын
@@user-ix4il2ql2v agreed.
@Someone-sk8cg
@Someone-sk8cg 3 жыл бұрын
It’s scary to think schlatt, has a mother and was birthed instead of just forming
@thenaartjiegod3834
@thenaartjiegod3834 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit,you're right.
@x_5724
@x_5724 3 жыл бұрын
WAIT HOLD UP-
@despacito_spajder953
@despacito_spajder953 3 жыл бұрын
*bore
@Someone-sk8cg
@Someone-sk8cg 3 жыл бұрын
@@despacito_spajder953 birthed
@beantatobeepbeep9683
@beantatobeepbeep9683 3 жыл бұрын
I forget that adults have been innocent children before
@LegionOfBlues901
@LegionOfBlues901 Жыл бұрын
13:02 Why does it look like you guys are pouring a shitload of hand sanitizer on your cereal?
@twigbranch4556
@twigbranch4556 3 ай бұрын
I only drink cereal with my milk.
@lazyDudesGaming
@lazyDudesGaming 2 жыл бұрын
“It’s cereal” - Jschlatt, about to eat dish soap.
@VERXELIS.
@VERXELIS. 2 жыл бұрын
But its cereal
@max_dotson
@max_dotson 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that you didn’t do 1 bite but filled a whole fucking bowl every time is what makes this video.
@bfc9467
@bfc9467 3 жыл бұрын
what was the thought process behind that. I hope it was as a joke but then again maybe they just never considered pouring less. Maybe they had to make a full bowl to get an accurate feel for the cereal eating experience.
@hopelessly.lavenderly
@hopelessly.lavenderly 2 жыл бұрын
the visual experience is key to true cereal appreciation
@War-3764
@War-3764 Жыл бұрын
Can’t believe this video is only 1 year ago, I feel like I watched this like 3 years ago?
@lexodus8552
@lexodus8552 9 ай бұрын
i've had cereal both with bailey's and chocolate milk, those were pretty good... bailey's also works in mushroom soup
@fatedfreak
@fatedfreak 3 жыл бұрын
>>Eats honey nut cheerios with various liquids. >>Doesn't try honey.
@harlow5985
@harlow5985 3 жыл бұрын
How did I not think of this 👁️👄👁️
@leoiryan
@leoiryan 3 жыл бұрын
w-were they... were they also supposed to try 𝙣𝙪𝙩?
@harlow5985
@harlow5985 3 жыл бұрын
@@leoiryan HAHAHAHA THATS THE WORST HAHAHHAHA
@whosgigi288
@whosgigi288 3 жыл бұрын
"this video is sponsered by hon-" -mr beast
@lavendersun3025
@lavendersun3025 3 жыл бұрын
@@leoiryan r/cursedcomments
@samanthat7086
@samanthat7086 3 жыл бұрын
"I don't think lactose intolerance exists" Oh shit I've been cured
@8acn7
@8acn7 3 жыл бұрын
me too ted is truly amazing
@potatoic7951
@potatoic7951 3 жыл бұрын
How has he done this
@_tophat5438
@_tophat5438 3 жыл бұрын
I can eat ice cream again with out realizing goddam toxic gasses from my a*s! How has he done it!
@cloudoloud1285
@cloudoloud1285 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit guys we can finally have milk
@midgematic8659
@midgematic8659 3 жыл бұрын
Ted thinks lactose intolerance causes diarrhea? Mine causes the exact opposite problem lmfao
@fwaries
@fwaries Жыл бұрын
I love how they give the most life threatening liquid the highest score
@MazTheMagical
@MazTheMagical 4 ай бұрын
I physically gagged at schlatt chugging thick water
@therealDuncster
@therealDuncster 2 жыл бұрын
i like how they thought of every liquid but refused to use almond milk
@lucaa_955
@lucaa_955 2 жыл бұрын
they’d rather drink olive oil than almond milk
@reidbenware909
@reidbenware909 2 жыл бұрын
@@lucaa_955 yes
@altoes8884
@altoes8884 2 жыл бұрын
Almond milk slander from the milk man
@Jeff4theRaid
@Jeff4theRaid 2 жыл бұрын
I would love to see a more extensive dive but almond milk and milk substitutes are meant to be similar to milk, we want to replace the cereal standard and its cheap imitations, I wanted to see a valid replacement for milk entirely
@chewy1203
@chewy1203 2 жыл бұрын
man almond milk is only good in cakes bc yiy cant taste the milk there
@mastersombrastudios6837
@mastersombrastudios6837 2 жыл бұрын
*Jschlatt looks at dish soap* Ted : No, that's not edible. *Literally seconds after* *Ted picks up raid bug spray*
@TelevisedScreeningProgramsInc
@TelevisedScreeningProgramsInc 2 жыл бұрын
Eating soap isn’t relatively bad for you, but I do believe it could give you diarrhea
@mastersombrastudios6837
@mastersombrastudios6837 2 жыл бұрын
@@TelevisedScreeningProgramsInc "What,you're gonna have so diarrhea later on?everybody poops." -Ted
@TheRealSteveHarvey
@TheRealSteveHarvey 2 жыл бұрын
@@mastersombrastudios6837 ???
@mclarensenna3619
@mclarensenna3619 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealSteveHarvey its from the video...
@dylo7564
@dylo7564 2 жыл бұрын
*s u n b l o c k*
@tonyjusttony5629
@tonyjusttony5629 Жыл бұрын
Schlatt was on the right tracks with the natty light tho. Last year my cousin in Holland introduced me to the concept of the konterbier, having a beer with breakfast the morning after drinking a lot to keep the hangover away
@surfer9392
@surfer9392 3 ай бұрын
14:31 shlag’s sole left his body
@starzariaguy5151
@starzariaguy5151 3 жыл бұрын
It’s nice to see Ted feed a homeless man, very kind of him.
@cyber2952
@cyber2952 3 жыл бұрын
yeah whos this guy he found off the streets? he seems pretty dangerous. looks like the kinda guy to have a cardboard cutout of the pope that he talks to, ya know?
@greatone6196
@greatone6196 3 жыл бұрын
Ted is the reason he is homeless in the first place. After ted broke his hand at baseball game he fell on hard times ),:
@iiomqfaderz
@iiomqfaderz 3 жыл бұрын
@@cyber2952 he peaked in 1999
@beercansam9290
@beercansam9290 3 жыл бұрын
When they drank the lemon juice I was legit thinking they would get fucking gerd
@OriOriOhG
@OriOriOhG 3 жыл бұрын
@@cyber2952 He's a stone cold business man
@theyluvvlanayah_9588
@theyluvvlanayah_9588 3 жыл бұрын
“It sucked going in but towards the end it got a little better”-Jschlatt
@Sabrina-gv1zf
@Sabrina-gv1zf 3 жыл бұрын
I love your pfp so much it hurts
@myah3617
@myah3617 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sabrina-gv1zf SAME
@anxiousshowercurtain1630
@anxiousshowercurtain1630 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sabrina-gv1zf SAME 😫
@Sabrina-gv1zf
@Sabrina-gv1zf 3 жыл бұрын
@トラッスいたMask it's someone's fanart of TommyInnit and WilburSoot after they took photos on Instagram
@nikopuma9551
@nikopuma9551 3 жыл бұрын
"It will certainly taste moist" -Also Jschlatt
@990doglover
@990doglover Жыл бұрын
Watching this gave me heartburn
@lelamp2721
@lelamp2721 3 ай бұрын
I feel like the coffee would be better with Frosted Flakes, less coffee needed and more sugar
@bunsenn5064
@bunsenn5064 2 жыл бұрын
Ted is basically the singular boundary between Schlatt and death.
@ray-wp3rw
@ray-wp3rw 2 жыл бұрын
ack why did this send me so much lmao
@Cytise91
@Cytise91 2 жыл бұрын
@@ray-wp3rw where did it send you
@ray-wp3rw
@ray-wp3rw 2 жыл бұрын
@@Cytise91 hell
@JustSomeoneYouMightKnow
@JustSomeoneYouMightKnow 2 жыл бұрын
@@ray-wp3rw Have fun crawling back up if you can then
@Fawnfreckle
@Fawnfreckle 2 жыл бұрын
@@ray-wp3rw are you out yet?
@chickenweiner1009
@chickenweiner1009 2 жыл бұрын
It does not surprise me at all that schlatt liked the beer in cheerios
@GriffithFromBerk
@GriffithFromBerk 2 жыл бұрын
Beerios
@foodafen6367
@foodafen6367 2 жыл бұрын
Well if they liked the water he would definitely like the beer
@allivairsomething8258
@allivairsomething8258 2 жыл бұрын
@syabill beerios is an actual thing that was coined quite a few years ago... I know, I am also feeling sinful.
@MrYeet-kq6sp
@MrYeet-kq6sp 2 жыл бұрын
same
@DripBox07
@DripBox07 Жыл бұрын
This is a video I can watch 100 times over and still enjoy.
@beanburritobricks
@beanburritobricks Жыл бұрын
3:33 I have lactose intolerance and I totally agree, I eat cereal almost every morning. "Just power through it... everyone poops"
@Cyrotech
@Cyrotech 3 жыл бұрын
You say Pavilions is the new Wegmans but does it have as many hotties?
@silhouetta6983
@silhouetta6983 3 жыл бұрын
whats up checkmark
@millyhearts
@millyhearts 3 жыл бұрын
what’s up checkmark
@olivia_anell
@olivia_anell 3 жыл бұрын
whats up checkmark
@x_.flowerbunny._x2190
@x_.flowerbunny._x2190 3 жыл бұрын
whats up checkmark
@astolfogotdrip2334
@astolfogotdrip2334 3 жыл бұрын
whats ip checkmark
@jasonjohnson3206
@jasonjohnson3206 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that Ted knows what wegmans is proves he’s a real one
@rustyshackleford7594
@rustyshackleford7594 3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Rochester baybe
@mateokunzer
@mateokunzer 3 жыл бұрын
@@rustyshackleford7594 get ya fucking garbage plates here ayy B)
@elonmusksarmpit2424
@elonmusksarmpit2424 3 жыл бұрын
@@rustyshackleford7594 I always get so excited when I see someone else who lives in upstate New York. My dad is a security guard at wegmans!!
@henryhalvorson4417
@henryhalvorson4417 3 жыл бұрын
East coast gang?
@luckisbiggestfan
@luckisbiggestfan 3 жыл бұрын
Wegmans is such a horrible name
@kbaker96
@kbaker96 10 ай бұрын
"The fuck is Wegmans"... That man doesn't know what he's missing.
@crow_ra
@crow_ra 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt looks like his soul left his body when he chugged the thick water
@mr.fragranceman8882
@mr.fragranceman8882 3 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp uncle Qrow
@spok0440
@spok0440 2 жыл бұрын
I once ate Cinnamon Toast Crunch with mayonnaise while I was high af on sleep meds. My reasoning was "It looks like milk, should work fine." I'm so glad someone has now shared the burden of this knowledge
@LordMegatherium
@LordMegatherium 2 жыл бұрын
I like mayo. I can eat it straight from the jar (a few spoons at most though) but even I have to admit that combined with cereal it's gonna be rough.
@stevem.o.1185
@stevem.o.1185 2 жыл бұрын
The white gets the cereal right, everybody knows this truth
@imjustme5934
@imjustme5934 2 жыл бұрын
@@LordMegatherium you are a war criminal
@VERXELIS.
@VERXELIS. 2 жыл бұрын
@@LordMegatherium Right there officer, take the shot
@jayshroomalt
@jayshroomalt 2 жыл бұрын
@@LordMegatherium you *are* the war crime
@TheKidWithPr0blems
@TheKidWithPr0blems 3 ай бұрын
Thank you Ted & Schlutt for this amazing video 😂👍
@ohmygodtheykilledkenny4887
@ohmygodtheykilledkenny4887 7 ай бұрын
10:18 "Cheers to getting high" while the video has 420K likes is perfect
@mysticat
@mysticat 3 жыл бұрын
next time try blending cereal into a shake and then use that with cereal
@wilburfoot
@wilburfoot 3 жыл бұрын
Wait that’s actually kind of a good idea
@thy_queen_arsene
@thy_queen_arsene 3 жыл бұрын
cereal squared
@thatoneguy40
@thatoneguy40 3 жыл бұрын
Holy crap that actually sounds great lol
@eliskini5264
@eliskini5264 3 жыл бұрын
Whats up checkmark
@melonsoepic
@melonsoepic 3 жыл бұрын
@@wilburfoot U AGAIN :O
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