The Ideal Male Body - Dark Souls Remastered

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This is what peak performance looks like.
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This was originally a meme I posted on Twitter after breaking his walk cycle. I was gonna call this character "The Twitch Simp" but decided to save that for a future video.

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@AdamBarkerThe 3 жыл бұрын

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@ForticusKrorkenstein 3 жыл бұрын

Do you have a Discord server, Adam?

@redemerald7698 3 жыл бұрын

All he wanted was a hug

@Someth1ngLight 3 жыл бұрын

😂”look at him he’s gorgeous” “he must be eating his g-fuel” I love that first streamer

@sokalt11 3 жыл бұрын

And I love you, random citizen!

@dragonknighty6610 3 жыл бұрын

“He took his pants off run!”

@kabob0077 3 жыл бұрын

3:08 "He's just walking forward, MENACINGLY!" OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD!

@AndrewBrownK 3 жыл бұрын

He ate them!! and he's gonna eat me too!!!!

@limpets 3 жыл бұрын

"It's not everyday you see that." This girl gets it.

@hakamor1 3 жыл бұрын

yea the dudes with that person pissed me off. they were so un interested in the ideal male body. squares.

@gachilhan 3 жыл бұрын

@@hakamor1 Simp lords defending their maiden

@ProKiller150 3 жыл бұрын

"Can we move on please" I bet you this guy blocks every invader that kills him

@RudyT2DU 3 жыл бұрын

you can tell he thought it was funny at first until he realized he was a hacker, give him a break. Dont know how cheating or hacking works in the game, but i heard they can screw you over somehow and get you banned, makes sense why he wants to move on

@BlinJe 3 жыл бұрын

big simp energy from that one!

@RealityRogue 3 жыл бұрын

You can tell he’s fun at parties

@bonkusdonkus3743 3 жыл бұрын

I think he was just spooked by his hacking, that one hacker Malcolm Reynolds has left quite the impression on the dark souls community for what he did.

@CasinoJs 3 жыл бұрын

@@bonkusdonkus3743 - What’d he do?

@Folly_Choly 3 жыл бұрын

"Dark spirit Redditor has invaded"

@basedcringe9000 3 жыл бұрын

Discord mod

@BioHazard456 3 жыл бұрын

Discord mod

@hankthemiltanktv1306 3 жыл бұрын

Discord mod

@cop6576 2 жыл бұрын

@@hankthemiltanktv1306 Ok redditors

@duke4726 3 жыл бұрын

everybody gangsta till the ideal male body gets his pants out

@Amir0 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao this is one of my favs so far, you even turned down your walk speed

@AdamBarkerThe 3 жыл бұрын

I broke his walk cycle on my side and it gave me "the poo walk" but to others it just makes me super slow, really interesting.

@Amir0 3 жыл бұрын

@@AdamBarkerThe Ah yeah, that's another way to do it. Obviously on their side your animations are normal but you keep the movement speed. Edit: The only way I know could probably do it over the network is if you did the glitch while in session with someone, their game would see your animation sequence and the poop walk break would happen.

@AdamBarkerThe 3 жыл бұрын

@@Amir0 tried that too and wouldn't work, dark souls 1 seems really limited for online stuff tbh. Like the DS2 CE table actually allows you to pick if you want things to appear online or not, DS3 is also very user friendly.

@lokehauge8851 3 жыл бұрын

13:48 Adams ghost appears in the staircase gliding just seconds after hes done it

@justsomegoblin4692 2 жыл бұрын

I never noticed that

@cosmovult 3 жыл бұрын

"I'll Fuckin' hug 'em" - heroic mage companion

@JustDrei 3 жыл бұрын

That's me in real life, I'm very disappointed because you've created a character with my appearance and you haven't warned me.

@SweetMargonade 3 жыл бұрын

Shouldn’t have had the ideal male body then.

@freakymoejoe2 3 жыл бұрын

How does it feel to be peak performance

@mauriceanderson5413 3 жыл бұрын

Nah thats me but whitewashed, that was racist cuz you paint it inferior color

@ribs_zzz2851 3 жыл бұрын

Dark Souls: MotoMoto Edition

@khajiitimanus7432 3 жыл бұрын

I understood that reference. "I like 'em big, I like 'em chunky...."

@superphatcakes 3 жыл бұрын

This

@ThatGuyOrby 2 жыл бұрын

CHUNKY

@bagamoyosandisland 3 жыл бұрын

2:18 "we've been blessed on this day"

@ScythesCartoons 3 жыл бұрын

I like it when at least one streamer understands at least some of the 'bits', the first one even got them in sequence as they happened

@TheBloonDog 3 жыл бұрын

You gotta love how the Simps and the White Phantoms WITHOUT FAIL ruin the fun, like, every time. Like, the guy at the beginning of the video with no summons at all, he had the nicest and longest reaction it. And this one guy with the female streamer literally just says „Come on let‘s go“ like he‘s not aware more often than not hackers in Dark Souls are harmless and just having fun.

@QueueKyoo 3 жыл бұрын

That dude at 10 mins who was doing co-op in sens was NOT amused... :(

@K99-R3tUrn 3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like someone who already lost the hope in invasions... Poor soul.

@boubito 3 жыл бұрын

He must be looking like that irl

@hahaCleverName 3 жыл бұрын

He’s gone hollow

@nang9484 3 жыл бұрын

@@boubito lmao

@miraqen7801 3 жыл бұрын

Probably got scammed on runescape that day or smthng i dont fucking know

@f3player 3 жыл бұрын

He looks like if leon kennedy and one of the chefs from little nightmares had a baby

@Rehvion 3 жыл бұрын

What a beautiful specimen

@AdamBarkerThe 3 жыл бұрын

how I be lookin in quarantine, Rehv.

@childofanu7215 3 жыл бұрын

Love that you slowed the jogging distance and kept the animation the same. Makes it genuinely look like a fat dude is struggling to walk a couple feet. Omega immersive.

@daddypumpkin43 3 жыл бұрын

Physical perfection

@hz883 3 жыл бұрын

If it’s possible to mod the mimic eating animation onto a player you could make him eat people as an attack.

@jawar5673 3 жыл бұрын

That would unironically be fucking terrifying

@duke4726 3 жыл бұрын

Om nom nom nom

@creepermartyrdom 2 жыл бұрын

I've been told that the mark of Avarice using the dark hand can make it look like you're eating them

@craftergamer9058 3 жыл бұрын

We need lore on this now.

@giiibb 3 жыл бұрын

Wheres vaati when you need him

@ItchyBonez 2 жыл бұрын

Right i need this lore before potboys

@wyvernlordukache2764 3 жыл бұрын

My favorite thing that this is reminded me of dark souls remastered invasions was the time like I invaded by a guy called Sir chadius of chattington and he was just the most ripped dude you could have he a Herculean figure

@Alexander-gv1in 3 жыл бұрын

He was simply a jojo character

@Number1Rival 3 жыл бұрын

Pause on 0:25 to see a masterpiece.

@darbygoats7911 3 жыл бұрын

I love the stay puffed marshmallow man comment.

@ahamb 3 жыл бұрын

"Proud Nose"

@asilverturtle7056 3 жыл бұрын

"We've been blessed on this day". That's how I feel whenever I see you've posted a new video

@ChocolateMilkmanTrue 3 жыл бұрын

I have never seen something so frightening.

@Torres0786 3 жыл бұрын

That body is literal perfection

@walter1383 3 жыл бұрын

If you did this as a purple spirit in DS3 you could invade and cosplay as the Amazing Bulk.

@soberscrim299 3 жыл бұрын

someone teach that woman how to taunt so she might not be so intimidated by peak male performance

@thegaminglord2190 3 жыл бұрын

That last girl was just pure karma, you hugged her, gave her items, tried to be funny, and she kept hitting you with claymore, got what she deserved imo

@TotalXPvideos 3 жыл бұрын

Granted, she wasn't completely there mentally, like, she fell off, and it took her 3 seconds to respond with confusion over the fact she died?

@khajiitimanus7432 3 жыл бұрын

I loved those first two reactions. They were just so chill and goodnatured about it.

@obamahostile4073 3 жыл бұрын

0:19 should I feel bad for recognizing that animation by just looking at it for 1 sec ?

@junoglrr9119 3 жыл бұрын

the last one was perfect! the way she moves around her head looking for ur drop

@FlamingAtheist 3 жыл бұрын

Truely majestic when you get to see the ideal male body fly south for the winter in its migratory pattern. Tis a shame when no one recognizes the endangered species and how lucky they are to witness such a once in a lifetime event

@gkovostis 3 жыл бұрын

He looks like a titan from AOT lmao

@ibewither5051 3 жыл бұрын

That’s one of the best intros I’ve seen in my entire life

@AdamBarkerThe 3 жыл бұрын

happy you liked it :)

@Taren_webber 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao i'm at 11:00 minutes in, that was so random but it gave me a good laugh!

@AdamBarkerThe 3 жыл бұрын

I was trying to catch you earlier in the fortress but I kept invading other people lol. Happy I managed to get a clip of you and your friend though, cracked me up.

@gregorycarmichael6907 3 жыл бұрын

I love how these invasions keep getting more ridiculous

@vovablood 3 жыл бұрын

13:47 the phantom was showing what happened 30 seconds ago, what are the odds?

@arigam1488 3 жыл бұрын

The best Dark Souls Remastered ad.

@SuspiciousTumbleweed 3 жыл бұрын

Pfff lol i was just open mouth staring the whole time

@AdamBarkerThe 3 жыл бұрын

lmfao it was great tumble, thanks again for the fantastic reaction.

@jimboslice7687 2 жыл бұрын

Love the way you looked to be reaching for him after the back stab on 9:30

@maxinea.sakaki4151 3 жыл бұрын

I really love when someone ask if this is a real person. Ideal male body is dashing like bowser in smash lol 13:30 UUUUU hahahaha

@treeofbacon 3 жыл бұрын

I like to imagine when you were sliding you're just at your computer going, "Nnnuuuuoooooooomm!"

@AdamBarkerThe 3 жыл бұрын

I do just that lol!

@jonahromero7476 3 жыл бұрын

I just discovered your channel, and I can't wait to see other shit you've done lol. This one, I have to imagine, is high on the list

@AdamBarkerThe 3 жыл бұрын

thank you man, hope you enjoy the series.

@jeyanraxkkon1091 3 жыл бұрын

Damm his THICC

@juni1399 3 жыл бұрын

Looks like the chef from little nighmare

@RESIDENT44EVIL4 3 жыл бұрын

i literally paused the video laughing when she fell after you and died lmao

@az90azaaaa 3 жыл бұрын

same lmfao idk what possessed her to do that

@gabbydigs5136 3 жыл бұрын

What can I say, I was distracted by that ideal male bod!

@AdamBarkerThe 3 жыл бұрын

@@gabbydigs5136 just seeing this lmfao.

@brettphillips7034 3 жыл бұрын

Literally stopped everything once I saw this video

@kade41200 3 жыл бұрын

I stopped breathing

@bettywhite2694 3 жыл бұрын

I stopped molesting my dog...... J/K I never stopped

@o_ver2.094 3 жыл бұрын

@@bettywhite2694 you are doing gods work soldier

@Tuuurrrrrrtleeee 3 жыл бұрын

If only I could be so grossly incandescent..

@BleBame 3 жыл бұрын

10:44 idk that guy, but I don't like him.

@boarhatfisher9701 3 жыл бұрын

Not having it... don't know why though, that was funny

@hakamor1 3 жыл бұрын

yea he was a square

@nang9484 3 жыл бұрын

I think it was just him doing dry humour

@TheDepressedHollow 3 жыл бұрын

0:16 Hey look its Levi, looks like mappa messed him up again

@vaskopoh9512 3 жыл бұрын

Shame

@therealnelox 3 жыл бұрын

Now do Senator Armstrong

@kabob0077 3 жыл бұрын

I can just imagine someone's reaction to getting blindsided by a fist that takes half their HP.

@xImperatorMKx 3 жыл бұрын

Nemesis in Dark Souls, DEW IT!

@Solibrae 3 жыл бұрын

With two Morning STARS equipped.

@in_faustianwinter 3 жыл бұрын

Randomly got recommended this video, have since watched almost every invasion video. Your vids are great and I like how the stream sniping makes for a good video but also a good experience for whoever is being sniped.

@AdamBarkerThe 3 жыл бұрын

thank you so much! I really wanted everyone to have fun and get a different kind of invasion experience.

@kodiekulp 2 жыл бұрын

This is ... Prolly my favorite video of 2021. That whole bit with the guy... " he's beautiful. He must be eating his gfuel". Then him .... Just gliding off the f'n map. Goodbye ! We've been blessed on this day Lol And the taking off of the pants. And the UFO video.... With girl going I don't live anymore

@VermillionInvades 3 жыл бұрын

I love these videos Adam!

@andrelcolares 2 жыл бұрын

look how the females were mesmerized by the ideal male body

@Ihashappiness 3 жыл бұрын

The chaotic confusion you caused paired with completely docile behavior was fantastic.

@posseslayer280 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, thank you for making my day!

@AdamBarkerThe 3 жыл бұрын

thank you for watching dude, hope you are doing well.

@maelradec7897 3 жыл бұрын

Should've used sweat pyromancy

@Inferno144 3 жыл бұрын

Not the hero we wanted, not the hero we deserve...but the hero we needed.

@vzazz_7847 3 жыл бұрын

This channel is gold, laughed so hard!

@AdamBarkerThe 3 жыл бұрын

thanks Thomas!

@A-Wild-Frost 3 жыл бұрын

Absolute unit Adam Barker is at it again.

@nickfrazier78 3 жыл бұрын

This was HILARIOUS Adam!

@hesiolite 3 жыл бұрын

David Hayter put on a few pounds to cope with not being in metal gear solid 5

@nome9752 3 жыл бұрын

he look like one of the twin chefs from little nightmares

@2manyprunes Жыл бұрын

First streamer's a good sport. Takes it in good humour.

@Prof.Pwnalot 3 жыл бұрын

Shitposting + darksouls invasions combined = Lots of lols and content. Fuckin loving the vids

@TimCulture 3 жыл бұрын

Jesus the guy at 10:45 is so depressing, cool vid man :D

@MrJibsIV 3 жыл бұрын

I love these videos.

@obsidianberserker1400 3 жыл бұрын

This legit cracked me up. Good stuff.

@rdoozy 3 жыл бұрын

If only he could use the mimic eating animation

@pawfector9463 3 жыл бұрын

Everyone is like, he wants a hug. I'm like, he's actually gesturing, "Impressed, ladies?"

@ShutoStriker 3 жыл бұрын

Smug? More like Smough!

@chilichanneler4691 3 жыл бұрын

truly, the ideal male body

@namelessstranger1270 3 жыл бұрын

It feels like I'm the one invading.

@SuperZedario 3 жыл бұрын

KZfaq indeed buried thank you for the community post

@youseenednedisdead 6 ай бұрын

those two dudes were intimidated by the ideal male form and hurriedly tried to move forward and ignore him

@servit0r 3 жыл бұрын

Personal space invader. These were so funny, all of them. lmao

@comradecatbug5289 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao you really topped yourself with this one. Keep it up! Im actually thinking of picking up streaming just so I have a chance of getting invaded by you!

@OnyxTheGamingMachine 3 жыл бұрын

idk why but this video reminded me of when I made "Onion Stripper" for DS1 about a year ago. GG Adam

@AdamBarkerThe 3 жыл бұрын

thanks Onyx! do you have a video of that character you made?

@valandil988 3 жыл бұрын

Amazing how few streamers have a sense of humor

@somewhatfrog 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you Adam.

@Hubert_Cumberdale_ 3 жыл бұрын

You may not like it but that's what peak performance looks like.

@metaridkid1160 3 жыл бұрын

Yes, it is here

@GrannySoupLadle 3 жыл бұрын

Taking his pants off was their queu to run lmao

@ZacharyTylerJensen 3 жыл бұрын

THICCC

@edroseptic9442 3 жыл бұрын

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

@JJTheInvader 3 жыл бұрын

Bruh 🤣🤣 i love your videos man 🤣🤣

@reedg6836 3 жыл бұрын

M’goodboy goes searching for tendies.

@FG-ww8rc 3 жыл бұрын

I can't imagine streaming co-op and being afraid of invasions like that's just fucking embarrassing

@xXthatsexypandaXx 3 жыл бұрын

This is the type of videos and hyjinx that make me smile lmao

@cheese5081 3 жыл бұрын

Another great video. You should do more Mr.X invasions or try invading as the Nemesis

@David_Vitek 2 жыл бұрын

Twin humanities? I get it, you're dropping dueces.

@kirkacore8948 3 жыл бұрын

0.13 Пена, что ты сделал? Слишком много пиццы съел

@TheKaryotic 3 жыл бұрын

Oh man the clip where the girl follows you over the ledge at sens and fell to her death haha priceless