Achilles spent the entire classical text era pouting, whining, kissing his bf, crying, and going on a suicidal rampage that killed thousands, and honestly? I get it

Imagine, getting your bf killed, fighting a river, killing a prince and dragging, said, prince’s body around your camp, in the same weekend

Patroclus and Achilles are gay and nobody can convince me otherwise

As someone who has only read Song of Achilles I both didnt and did know what was going on in this video lol 💀

1:22 the fact that the bit at the end with Achilles and Athena actually happens get me every time

Achilles when that river god tries to stop him: bitch fight me.

Achilles, Greek Mythology's second biggest simp (after Apollo ofc)

Okay, the majority of book two consisting of an enormous list made me skim the chapter, and my English teacher agreed with me.

the "Troooooy" part killed me i was laughing for like 10 minutes you really are a genius

Imma be honest. I'm on the last chapter of the Illiad and I mainly read it for the memes

11:06 and if you listen closely you can hear the anguished cries of tsoa fans in the distance

Fucking EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS SO ACCURATE ONFG I AM DEATH I laughed like a fucking gremlin when you corrected "son" to *boyfriend I CAN'T EVEN PLEASE, NEVER STOP WITH THESE

10:44 IS IT JUST ME OR... This part of The Lion King and this part of The Iliad, they both made me cry??? *I read this for my happiness but end up giving me eternal pain*

10:49 just bros being bros man. (Especially that smut scene, they definitely said no homo after that)

BIG MOOD ON THE CATALOGUE OF THE SHIPS THOUGH

Timestamps because WhY nOt Background: 0:05 Book 1: 0:51 Book 2: 2:02 Book 3: 3:11 Book 4: 3:40 Book 5: 3:52 Book 6: 4:19 Book 7: 4:32 Book 8: 4:46 Book 9: 5:09 Book 10: 5:42 Book 11: 6:06 Book 12: 6:33 Book 13: 6:50 Book 14: 7:02 Book 15: 7:16 Book 16: 7:29 Book 17: 7:58 Book 18: 8:05 Book 19: 8:30 Book 20: 8:56 Book 21: 9:54 Book 22: 10:09 Book 23: 10:34 Book 24: 11:46 Aftermath: 12:20

I don't think I breathed from how much I laughed during this, heLP-- I was cackling over almost every single joke here, especially the rant over the long lists of boats and Nestor spilling his life story XD

I JUST CAME BACK FROM READING THE SONG OF ACHILLES, AND THIS IS CRACKING ME UP, I CAN’T- (I was bawling a couple of mins ago)

I love watching dumb shit like this and getting to tell people that I'm "studying" 😂

7:32 jokes on them they were making themselves ready for their date

Exactly as the acheans would have wanted

DAMN THIS IS GOLD! i just couldn't stop laughing

3:06 ME

This is gold 😭 Thank you for making this!

This deserve more views! Love it!

This is so well made! Why is this so underrated

I love that it has no dislike hehehehe

The bit with the listing of ships is the best omg

1:21 IS TOO ACCURATE MY LORD

This is the funniest video I have ever seen Im in tears XD

This is amazing😭😭

0:43 THIS HAD NO REASON BEING SO FUNNY

Yes.

greece mythology humour is the best 😂😭

This is glorious

Needs more subs

7:36 Guys the historians said their just bros (we all know their wrong)

Laughing and crying!

the first one LMFAOOO

4:05 the Part made My Dad Laugh

ANCHISES

Wait, buried next to each other? Didn't Achilles ask myrmidons to lay his ashes with Patroclus' in the same golden urn after his death?