Finally the isildur1 song is here. Produced by Sohello "BankTheMan" Shah and Fredrik Thomson. Music and song by Joacim ( / jockegustavssonmusic ) Gustavsson. Lyrics by Fredrik Thomson and Sohello Shah.
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I play heads up 4 rollz
In the big nosebleed game
I play 14 tables at once
And I can't stop til the money is gone
I hate Brian Hastings (I hate him so much)
And his cheating friends
I bet they are in a meeting
And there will be no brag blog this time
Cause that would be dumb
I am Isildur
That degenerate Swede
Boy I almost busted durrrr
But now nobody gives a damn
I hate the min bets (I hate them so much)
And the omaha too (Im not so good in that game)
Why won't you guys just play hold em?
Eat my meatballs while I bust you
Everything you had will soon be mine
I play heads up 4 rollz
15 hours a day
Don't care if you're Phil Ivey
I just wanna add another table
Don't dare min bet me (I hate it so much)
Oh that pisses me off (Yes it really does)
I am stuck so let's play higher
Steaming worse than Phil Hellmuth now, Hellmuth now
I am Isildur
That degenerate Swede
Boy I almost busted durrrr
Oh why didn't I just cash out?
I hate the min bets (Im sure I told you before)
And Omaha too (Yes I really really do)
Why won't you guys just play hold em?
Eat my meatballs while I bust you
Everything you had will soon be mine
You guys just wait because I will soon come back
Hope I don't disconnect
Cuz that would really suck ass
Bet you thought I was busto huh?
Well I'm not
I enjoy the game
And you call me insane
Oh why'd ya'll call me insane? Ohhhh
How I owned that guy called durrrr those days
I guess I just got better hands
Then that cheese burger dude
Ran hotter than hell (He won every fucking hand)
Oh damn why did I play that session?
Didn't even learn my lesson
Dumped another mill to burger guy
It's just me Isildur..