Every programming language needs a song like this.

First they built a JavaRapFactoryProvider, then injected a JavaRapFactory then produced this video and finally got a OutOfBudgetException

I love the way this video makes programming look like it's the thing with more swag than anything.

I didn't choose the Java Life, the Java Life chose me.

Uncaught CringePointerException

"Keep the syntax light and the algorithm tight!"---best line

I've been programming for a while now, I saw a girl once. It was the best day of my life

2 hours until deadline? you'll never get through QA.

I was doing grade 11 in 2011 when I first saw this video on KZfaq😂, one of the few videos that made me fall deeply in love with programming. I'm now an Android Developer, with a wife, and completed my Honours in Software Engineering🙂.

public static void main (String [] args) { System.out.println("What the f*ck is this?! :D"); }

This remains one of the most beautiful songs in the programming world. We code hard💪💪

Dislikes are from Python, C++ and UI developers.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base are belong to you.

Came here after mongodb cheap thrills parody...that too watched first time in April 2019

Best thing Oracle has done in the last 5 years lol..

Thanks youtube for recommending a 10 years old Rap Music :)

i watched this all day while doing my projects .. its just amazing thank u guys

6/10 not enough ridiculous inheritance trees

The kind of quality content I expect from Oracle.

Just a C programmer passing by :)

Why do Java Programmers wear glasses. They don;t C#

I'm a C# developer. Last time I used Java was at University. But I still enjoyed this song. The humour is funny. +1

This rap song totally rocked! Very well done and best of all makes sense.

Worth to check out our programmer songs too!

What I am saying is that once you know one programming lang., especially one that's object oriented, its not hard to learn another.

This is really cool I think the java tattoo at the end is really cool too.

"GNU PUBLIC LICENCE YOU KNOW ITS OPEN SOURCE" damn that was good

010100110101010101000011010010110010000001001101010110010010000001000100010010010100001101001011001000000101100101001111010101010010000001000110010101010100001101001011010010010100111001000111001000000100001001001001010101000100001101001000 - Your computer will get it

The energy is on another level, sensational💯

Still rocking until 2024, Aspiring Java developer.

This is too good!

"Keep the syntax light" Are they sure they're talking about java?

Can I cite this in my dissertation please?

I don't code hard because I use Python

I love that feeling when constants, methods and statics pop up after dot

Tomorrow is my final exam in java, and this is how i study.

Literally this song is so amazing

Descobri isso hoje, final de 2020. Desejo a todos um excelente 2021 com muito códigos e sucesso Java.

SPOKEN: In the cubicles representing for my JAVA homies… In by nine, out when the deadlines are met, check it. CHORUS: We code hard in these cubicles My style’s nerd-chic, I’m a programmin’ freak We code hard in these cubicles Only two hours to your deadline? Don’t sweat my technique. Sippin’ morning coffee with that JAVA swirl. Born to code; my first words were “Hello World” Since 95, been JAVA codin’ stayin’ proud Started on floppy disks, now we take it to the cloud. On my desktop, JAVA’s what’s bobbin’ and weavin’ We got another winning app before I get to OddEven. Blazin’ code like a forest fire, climbin’ a tree Setting standards like I Triple E…. Boot it on up, I use the force like Luke, Got so much love for my homeboy Duke. GNU Public Licensed, it’s open source, Stop by my desk when you need a crash course Written once and my script runs anywhere, Straight thuggin’, mean muggin’ in my Aeron chair. All the best lines of code, you know I wrote ‘em I’ll run you out of town on your dial-up modem. CHORUS: ‘Cause… We code hard in these cubicles Me and my crew code hyphy hardcore We code hard in these cubicles It’s been more than 10 years since I’ve seen the 404. Inheriting a project can make me go beeee-serk Ain’t got four hours to transfer their Framework. The cleaners killed the lights, Man, that ain’t nice, Gonna knock this program out, just like Kimbo Slice I program all night, just like a champ, Look alive under this IKEA lamp. I code HARDER in the midnight hour, E7 on the vending machine fuels my power. Ps3 to Smartphones, our code use never ends, JAVA’s there when I beat you in “Words with Friends”. My developing skills are so fresh please discuss, You better step your game up on that C++. We know better than to use Dot N-E-T, Even Dan Brown can’t code as hard as me. You know JAVA’s gettin’ bigger, that’s a promise not a threat, Let me code it on your brain WHISPERED: so you’ll never forget. CHORUS: We code hard in these cubicles, it’s the core component…of what we implement. We code hard in these cubicles, Straight to your JAVA Runtime Environment. We code hard in these cubicles, Keep the syntax light and the algorithm tight. We code hard in these cubicles, Gotta use JAVA if it’s gonna run right. We code hard in these cubicles JAVA keeps adapting, you know it’s built to last. We code hard in these cubicles, Robust and secure, so our swag’s on blast CODE HARD

I started my Java journey because of this video.

This is a pretty catchy original rap song. Certainly the best one about Java. XD *_Serious comment:_*_ Java is a great way to produce platform independent code, and very fast and lightweight when done right. Else, it's a nightmare of bugs and slowness. Much respect to all the proper Java coders out there, you'v done great things. I personally prefer Python and D, but whatever can be implemented properly, is the right tool for the job._

This is so remarkably f'd up I'm speechless.

Checking in for 2021

after watching this i really feel like dropping a cyanide pill (im a java coder for a company)

Pure Gold.

Thanks Mr.Huerkamp this stuff is FIRE

Excellent, thank you!

When they asked me to fill out a survey along with a couple of other engineers... I had no idea that they would take our remarks and make a video with them. This is really funny. Thanks to everyone who participated, and Oracle for making some funny stuff.

java is to javascript as ham is to hamster

This was a much better music video then what i see on tv.

I love, this, wish there was more! ❤

How did I even get here? I was watching Llama's with Hats...

I love JavaScript. It's one of the most mysterious language. You never know when error will popup or what will stop working. And also 0.1+0.2===0.3 will return false, even in strict mode.

I watch everyday before work!

I like the sentance ‚Let Me code it in your brain so you‘ll mever forget‘ in your song.❤👨‍💻💻🤩🙌👍

watching this instead of completing my Data Structures project :o

but you still need C++ for the virtual machine xD

Who says programmers don't have a sense of humor? This is hysterical, and I can't get the beat out of my head....

I will give it to them. I'm impressed. They made a pretty simple but groovin' beat, threw some actually decent lyrics that didn't seem to repeat anything, and the video was just enough geek without making a non-geek change to a new video or get weirded out.

public class JavaLife{

I can't believe how many people are wasting time comparing Java to C, C++, and C#. Most professional programmers with any knowledge or talent know enough C and Java to understand the humor in this video. NOBODY is going to choose a programming language for a project based on A KZfaq VIDEO with programmers whose style is 'nerd chic'. Lighten up, nerds!!!!!

I really need this music on my playlist for coding

I'm doing a Java programming course atm, gonna send it out to all of my class haha

I know assembly...

I wish I could just code everything in JavaScript.

Just three words, I love you guys.

I thought I would learn something from this video. Never have I been so wrong.

The girl with the glasses is really cute :)

Assembly is obviously the superior language. Java is only tolerable as bytecode. Seriously people, CALM DOWN. When it comes to programming languages they each have their pros and cons. To each their own.

I love and love more every time I watched this video :)

Best Idea EVER! Great job everyone. :D

"Even Dan Brown can't code as hard as me!"

And people think geeks don't have fun ha ha ha

Man this vid is too good

How did I not find this sooner

Guys we just discovered a new kind of music: Nerd Rap

Set speed to 1.5x You're welcome

Just started Java and I love it

Today was my java practical exam :D nailed it ! :D

dislikes are by js developers

Should it feel weird if i listen to this song while coding in python? lol

Love this video! Probably the best programmer song since Jonathan Coultons Code Monkey

No words to say the best song

Java best programming language ever!!

You wouldn't have had to stay up late "coding hard" if you had done it in Python. Just sayin'....

Hello from 2023. Java is currently at version 20 :)

The fact that this video even references a cubicle goes to show how soul crushing most Java work is. If you pick up other languages you can work in cooler offices than this writing applications you actually care about in work environments that don't make you want to stab yourself in the eye.

This is my hype music. I'm taking the AP Computer Science exam tomorrow morning

Lmfao awesome

Love this vid!!!

I offered this guy’s song to go viral Packback Time Will Come ASAP 🤟🏼

Java is the first language I learned and after working with C# and PHP... I still in Love with it. (my favorite language for desktop apps) :)

Me chillin with HTML and css

Thats called a real rap yo yo, i love java programming 👍😎

Omg this needs to exist!

I hate programming, but it pays my bills ....

I LOVE PROGRAMMING SO MUCH

what did I just watch?... It was beautiful

I'm here 8 years later

no nullpointers? this isn't true java!